S6E2

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

???
Be careful! His injuries might be real bad!
???
Why did he keep going? He should've told the referee to stop the match way earlier!
???
Okay, help me take it off, I'll examine his chest!
???
...This looks bad, he might have a few broken ribs...
???
Wait... Is that guy over there...?

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling... Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another... I'd rather not choose at all." ― Geralt of Rivia

Wesker
Alright! Tell me what you did! Confess your sins!
Keiichi
What do you meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan confess? I did nothing at all!
I just showed you Maebara Keiichi's chess prowess!
Wesker
"You cheated! There's no other way I'd be beaten like that!
Keiichi
Maybe I'm just better than you! I practiced chess a lot during club activities, you know?
Mion and Satoko are opponents much stronger than you aaaaaaaaaaaare!
Wesker
How dare you talk to me like that? Your clock clearly had more time than mine from the start!
You had more time to make your move!
Keiichi
That's your fault! The clock is yours, I just reprogrammed it into a more fitting number rather than only seven minutes!
Wesker
BUT THAT'S ALL I COULD SPARE, DAMMIT! I ALMOST SHOWED UP LATE TO THE RUMBLE!
Keiichi
OH WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD, THEN PROVE IT IN THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Wesker
CHRIIIIIIIII- I MEAN, KEIIIIIICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Maebara Keiichi
  2. Albert Wesker
  • Maebara Keiichi
    • Win

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Sandro
Can you believe the lengths this company has gone to?
Now I can't even walk around the arena freely anymore!
Skeleton racism has gone too far. I shouldn't just get beat up by security for being made of bones!
I mean, isn't everyone? Think about it, they all have a skeleton inside of them RIGHT NOW!
Yet, I'm the one who has to deal with this bullshit?
If this keeps up... I'm gonna have to bring out my power liches!
Bet those security guys wouldn't want me to raid the arena like that in protest! Skeleton lives matter!
Besides... I just got this letter... "Child support is due again"!
I can't even come to work and make my money like a honest skeleton, yet I still have to pay alimony?
This is bullshit! The entire system is flawed! We must bring it down! We must change it!
Necrodancer
And that's why you called me here... You want an alliance...
Sandro
Yes! I want you to join forces with Sandro, The Great!
Together, we can start a new era in TFR!
An era in which no one will be judged by the calcium in their bones!
Necrodancer
I see... I have my own complaints too!
I mean, have you seen my entrance? Of course you haven't! You know why? Because they screwed me over!
It is pure, as they say in this business, "dimes"! Yet, I can't even prove it, because whoever is in charge decided to debut me in a goddamn shitty rumble!
They did me dirty! And I'm sure many others agree with that!
Therefore, I accept your invitation. Together, we will make this place reach new heights!

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Arthas
I'm glad to have bean hiredamame as a cook in this fooderation!
I heardessert that the flourmer chef used to give everyomelet the salmonella plague!
Thankfullycious I'm whey more skilledible than he will eggver be!
Jack
Hey! What the hell is this?
I come here to pack my stuff up and go home, and you're talking shit about MY food in MY kitchen?
This will not stand! I won't be offended by a newcomer!
Arthas
I had no chewoice. If they kept eating your food, it'd be only a matter of thyme before they turned into the unedible!
Jack
Okay, let's make a bet! We'll face each other in the ring, and if I win, my contract as a chef is renewed!
Arthas
Then you shall be peeled!

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Arthas Menethil
  2. Ja/ck/
  • Ja/ck/
    • Win

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Miyao
...That sure was odd... I wonder if everything will really go as he said...
Wait, what are those screams?

Komaeda
DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
Makoto
...
Miyao
What's going on here?
Komaeda
DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! WE'RE DEAD!
Makoto
...
Miyao
...Hey, I think he wants to pass. Can you please move a bit?
Makoto
...
Miyao
Thank you.
Komaeda
...
...I will never forget this.
To think that someone like you... would save trash like me... in such a dire situation...
Thank you! I owe you my life!
I will always follow you from now on!
Miyao
...Huh?
Komaeda
Come with me! Together, I will make your hope shine brightly!

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Arcueid Brunestud
  2. Abby
  • Arcueid Brunestud
    • Win

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Joe Tazuna
  2. Godzilla
  3. Zeke Yeager
  • Joe Tazuna
    • Win

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Walls of Hope (Mitake Miyao & Komaeda Nagito)
  2. The Crypt (Sandro & Necrodancer)
    • Draw

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Central
We called this meeting to update everyone on what has been going on since we returned to our normal activities.
When it comes to our Masters, for tonight, some of them are either busy with important assignments, personal business, or even injured.
Therefore, I will be personally presiding over this one.
It seems like things have been going smoothly, even if small sparks of conflict might happen occasionally.
As always, that is to be expected. However, when something like that occurs, it will be immediately dealt with.
Our new King of Jobbers Champion, Dimitri, for example, has been facing a few psychological problems related to anger lately.
Therefore, he has been allowed to take the week off so he can rest his mind and make sure situations like last week's beatdown don't repeat themselves.
Similarly, if any of you isn't feeling well, you should report to me or one of our Masters for guidance.
The peace in this locker room will be maintained at any costs.
As always, if any complaints about the backstage atmosphere arise, you should also report it to our Masters.
I would now like to pass the microphone to our friend Duke, who is finally back from his long-earned vacations in an island!
Duke
Everyone...
Juzo
...Doing security during those meetings surely is boring...
There doesn't even seem to be anyone asking to be beat up.
Narukami
I understand... I might even have to sign up for a match tonight... Despair has been hiding well.
I must look for it! No matter where it is, I'll annihilate despair!
Graham
It seems like God really has blessed us with peaceful times...
If God needs to rely on me to purge this locker room in the future, though, I'll be here.
Robert
Sir, could you please watch what you're saying? The people in the front row are also your friends.
By the way, I brought your crab legs.
Graham
Thank you. They look as tasty as ever!
Geralt
Sometimes those meetings do drag out... I've met kings that would take less time talking than these men.
Zoomer
Hah, Gerry, why don't you just bring your Switch with you?
That way, you could play Fortnite during those, just like I do!
Maybe we could even hop on multiplayer for a bit?!
Duke
...And that's why, when I came back and found this company in such a state... I was pissed, y'know?
So if anyone comes in and tries to destroy it ever again, I'll help you out!
And you know what they say... Always bet on Duke!
Duke
Let's all kick ass together, baby!
Central
Thanks, Duke, those were the words we needed...
Well, moving on...
Miyao
...Hey, Komaeda?
Komaeda
Huh?
Miyao
Could you follow me a bit? I need to talk to you about something...
...And then he said I should be wary of who is my enemy, and who should I fight alongside...
I don't know, this entire story creeps me out. What he says always ends up becoming a reality.
Komaeda
I see... Ahahahah, how weird!
But I'm sure the beautiful hope within you will be able to overcome any challenges, Miyao!
Miyao
Yeah... Whatever you say...
I'm just glad that for now things seem to be normal. I hope the Order will support the Walls of Peace and keep us united at all times.
I like the opportunities they're giving to young talent like us two.
The fact they're making people like us, who never even won a title in this company, work and train together so they develop better...
After all, the young are the main characters of every era.
Komaeda
You're right. I'm sure you'll be a main character in this era too, Miyao!

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. HANK
  2. Philip U. Butler
  • Philip U. Butler
    • Win

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Butler
I'm glad you came to meet me, Miyao.
Miyao
Hey, what's up?! So... what do you want? And... well, sorry but, who are you?
Butler
I work for the Armed Forces. I'm here for... my own reasons, you could say.
What I wanted to ask though, is... When was the last time you saw your father?
Miyao
Huh? Last time we had a show, I guess.
Butler
I see. Well, I'm sorry to inform you, but it seems like...
It seems like your father has been brutally murdered in this exact location, backstage.
Miyao
W-W-What?
Butler
More than that, those bastards covered it up!
They hid the evidence and wouldn't let anyone go public with it! They erased your father from this company's history!
Have you tried contacting him since then? You can't, can you?
Miyao
...No...
B-But... Why? And who killed him? What reason would anyone have to do that?!
Butler
That I don't know. What I do know, though, is that, apparently, people saw that 'Tatsuya' guy attacking a person backstage.
Miyao
Tatsuya? Why would he do that?
I'm sorry, but I have to go. I need to talk to him!
Butler
It's fine... Just, can you please tell me something?
Miyao
What do you want? Is it important?
Butler
Are there... Any hot girls around here?!
Miyao
...I'll talk to you later.

Miyao
TATSUYA!
Tatsuya
...?
Miyao
You didn't do it, did you? You didn't kill my father, right?!
Tatsuya
What?!
Miyao
I was told that you were seen attacking someone backstage, and dad has apparently... shown up dead.
They also told me that his murder case is being covered up by TFR officials!
Tatsuya
I...I didn't have anything to do with that. I'm sorry.
Neither have I attacked anyone at all... Although I might know where that report came from...
You see, do you know 'Kadoya Tsukasa'?
Miyao
Yeah. What about him?
Tatsuya
Some people here have been mistaking me for him for a while.
Whatever they're accusing me of, If it's true, then it's probably his doing.
Miyao
...
...I understand. I didn't think you'd do such a thing, either.
I'll try to learn more about the situation before getting so desperate next time around. I can't even confirm if he's dead at all...
Tatsuya
If you need help, just give me a call, alright? I'll be here.
Miyao
...Thanks...

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

OP
Goooooooood niiiight everyone! It's time for your favorite part of the show again!
THE COMMERCIAL BREEEEEEAK! UPUPUPUPUPU!
What we have tonight is, again, a few game announcements that were left out of the last show!
Well, they were left out because of SOME GUY who walked in and made me forget what I was supposed to talk about! Screw that guy! Not my fault at all!
Alright, let's get right down to business!
First up, we have Grand Theft Auto: Hinamizawa, in which you play as a retired cop, Ooishi Kuraudo, and must take down the evil Sonozaki Clan.
Bring young kids to your car and lock them in with some sweet Air Conditioner to start an "interrogation". Get as much info as you need out of them, then make your way through cinematic action sequences to defeat those damn Sonozakis, the clear culprits of the Hinamizawa murders.
Collect dirty magazines to unlock special weapons and new abilities, including the powerful Knee Press!
And here's a tip, insert code "YOUCANTKILLAGOD" while in-game to unlock Tomitake Mode,
a mode in which you are invincible and can easily blow up any foe with the amazing Tomitake Flash!
Next on the list is not a full game, but in fact, a DLC, in partnership with Nintendo!
The Cope Island DLC, coming soon to Tomodachi Life, is just a great piece of work!
It inserts multiple new scenes into the game, most of those being brand new animations, particularly to a specific part in which you ask someone to be your girlfriend, but an evil third party feels like interrupting!
The new "Cuck Corner" location allows your Miis to cool their heads off after a heated argument with their loved ones!
Along with it, comes the "GOOOOOOOOD DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIT" button, perfect for when the player needs to blow off some steam!
It also adds two new music genres to the concert hall: "Eurobeat" and "Ram Ranch Remix"!
Last, but not least, there's a new object that you can give to your Miis: The "Cope Island Gun". I wonder what that one does! Upupupupupu!
...Now, still on the topic of Nintendo, we have Pokémon: NWF and Pokémon: FMS! Releasing as soon as Claire's ovaries are either fully dried up or finally fertilized!
Play as Chris Redfield or Leon Kennedy, and defeat the Pokémon League Champion! (Spoiler: It's just Battler again).
Next up, we have our first entry on >mobile gaming, in the form of "Ref Punching Clicker"!
Tap your screen as fast as you can to punch as many refs as possible before the arena gets raided!
Buy the TCR Game Boost with 999 in-game DIMES to commit hate crimes ten times as fast!
To endorse the quality of this game, on the line, we have none other than our dear friend Black Ref!
Black Ref
Well, you see, I think this game seriously needs to be reconsidered. It promotes violence against referees and th-
OP
Thank you, Black Ref, for the great analysis!
Next... Uhhh... We're gonna call our dear Chinaman, Asian Ref! He's surely an expert when it comes to mobile gaming!
Chinese Ref
CHING CHONG PING PONG XI JINPING DING DONG LING XIIIIIIIIIN-
OP
As you can see, this game has got it all, hours and hours of unlimited fun, according to Asian Ref!
...Hmmm... Well, I guess I have no choice... Next, we're calling the totally not possessed and corrupted White Ref!
White Ref
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OP
...
That brings to an end our conference tonight, it was great to have you all, ladies and gentlemen!
But, before we cut the feed, we do have one other announcement!
You remember that shitty romhack that was shown last week? Yeah, all of the major glitches have been fixed for that demo!
More than that, updates for it shall release every month or two, with each update bringing around five new chapters, along with new content and fixes, until the story is complete!
I hope you have fun with it... Or eeeeeelse...! Upupupupupupu!

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

"WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE" ― Zoomer

Big Smoke
Maaaan, have you heard? Those fools are covering up a murder that happened around here!
Yet I get persecuted by dealing with my own business while being here. That's not fair, man!
Hisoka
Yeah, what do they think we are? Clowns? Things need to change!
Osama
Inshallah, brother, how come security will allow such a thing to happen, yet I can't bring my fireworks to the job?
Elite Crew
Roger that!
Raiden
...My partner swapped me out last-minute before a match and no sanctions at all were taken against him?
The ones in charge of this place don't know how to command over it!
Raidou
Worry not, everyone. I will get on this case.
We will make our voices be heard. We shall hold nothing back, for the sake of the future.

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Chosen Hunter
  2. Kadoya Tsukasa
  • Kadoya Tsukasa
    • Win

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Lore 11[edit | edit source]

King of Stock
Dump eet.
King of Crypto
Pump it.
King of Gold
Dump eet.
King of Crypto
Pump it.
King of Stock
Load ze Korea FUD.
King of Crypto
Print 200M tether.
King of Gold
Kill him. Transfer everything, and then find another.
???
Sir, it seems like we have news.
King of Crypto
Mgh, now that things were getting fun!
???
Phase I of the plan has been a success. But that's not what I'm here to report.
There's a small, but growing feeling of unrest backstage. It seems like some wrestlers aren't happy with their current positions.
King of Stock
Fools, don't zey realise their opinions do not matter?
King of Gold
Their fate has already been decided. It has always been just a matter of time.
King of Crypto
Commoners are like that. They think they can make a difference, or that if they scream loud enough, someone will hear them.
They believe that their perceptions are even slightly relevant to humanity as a whole. They believe they can make a difference.
King of Stock
Zey remind me of the poor police officers in France, thinking zey could do anything to us.
King of Gold
If zey insist on making things go faster, though... Then we shall prepare ourselves for it.
Initiate preparations for Phase II of ze plan. Check the progress with our associate. Redirect more funds to his project.
???
Understood, master. All is in the name of guiding humanity down the right path.
Kings
All is in the name of guiding humanity down the right path.

Lore 12[edit | edit source]

Sakaido
...Where am I?
...I remember now...
My name is Sakaido, the brilliant detective.
I don't know my full name, but that's not important right now.
I must head towards the ring an-
Shingo
HEY! Are you listening?!
Sakaido
Huh?
Shingo
We were discussing our strategy in the upcoming match.
So, I'll tag you in and do the double crashu on M-
Sakaido
Do I know you?
Shingo
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE'RE TAG TEAM PARTNERS NOW!
Sakaido
I don't remember agreeing to this.
Shingo
I ASKED YOU FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO! I NEEDED A PARTNER FOR TONIGHT, AND I LIKED THE WAY YOU BEAT UP THAT GUY LAST TIME AROUND!
YOU EVEN AGREED TO COME TO MT. MYOGI WITH ME FOR MY NEXT RACE!
Sakaido
You haven't even told me your name.
Shingo
...

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Persona (Suou Tatsuya & Yuki Makoto)
  2. Shingo Shoji & Sakaido
    • Crashu

Lore 13[edit | edit source]

Date
Alright, explain yourself right now. Why did you do that?
Raiden
Yeah, did you want to take out the competition? That's playing dirty!
Rean
Haha... Do what, again?
Date
Why did you beat up Rando?! Hadn't he already gone through enough? He was getting stretched out, dammit!
Raiden
Yeah! If you wanted to take your rage out on someone, you should've tried fighting me!
Besides, I was the one who eliminated you from the Rumble, not him!
Rean
Rage...? Haha, I don't get it! All I did today was a heroic act!
Date
HOW IS BEATING UP AN INJURED MAN WHO DID NOTHING TO YOU A HEROIC ACT?
Rean
Well, you see, that guy with the skeleton mask, he did nothing to ME indeed!
However, didn't he just kill 60 of our people in that game of his?
Rean
Haha, I just did my job! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to give that jewish girl who walked around with Mangum a few headpats...
Date
...WHAT?
Aiba
Date, his body temperature isn't raising at all! I think he might be telling the truth!
Date
...
Date
YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE DEATH GAME?
Rean
Of course! Didn't you see his skeleton-looking face? It must've been him!
Raiden
...Date, just let him go... We'll deal with him in the ring...
Date
Dammit! He just cost Rando his last opportunity at fulfilling his dream! I can't accept this!

Lore 14[edit | edit source]

Drake
...I mean, what you guys did for me was amazing, everyone loved that talent show performance and all, but...
It can get kinda tiresome when you come hang out here all the time.
Drake
Don't you have your own places?
Extra
...Yeah... About that...
Haze
It's a long story. We're gonna explain it later.
But I mean, if you need any favors or something, we're here to pay you back for the time we're spending in your house.
Drake
...You're lucky mom and dad are on vacation.
Anyway, now that you mention it... There's this girlfriend of mine...
Extra
Wait, which one?
Haze
Don't pretend you don't know how it works yet, finger-freak.
Drake
What are you guys on about? She's just my 75th girlfriend since I started high school!
Well, anyway... the thing is... we kinda agreed on having a wrestling match tonight.
Haze
A fucking wrestling match?
Drake
Yeah. She wanted to prove she was stronger than me, and the truth is...
Haze
Don't tell me you're such a wuss!
Drake
The truth is, I think she's right. She can probably kick my ass! I mean, she grew up with five older brothers!
But here's the real problem: Megan called a bunch of her friends from school to watch it!
I don't wanna be humiliated in front of all those kids! I don't even have any wrestling experience!
Extra
Actually, you d-
Haze
Shut up, degenerate!
Listen, Drake, I have an idea. Come with me for a second...
Drake
AW, DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Haze
There, now you can pretend you're too fucking injured to fight her tonight. Happy?
Drake
Ugh... At least the kids didn't see it... Fine...
But... I kinda feel bad, they even paid my sister so they could see the
match
Extra
...
If that's what the kids want, then that's what I'll give them! I'm an entertainer and a hero for the kids, after all!
They want a show, right? I have wrestling experience myself!
Extra
I promise I won't go too hard on your girlfriend, Drake. Tell her I'll defend your honor for you!
Drake
Alright, guess we have a match. Let's go upstairs, I'll talk to her about it.
Haze
(Oh man... This will be fun!)
(We might not have been able to get out of this mess yet, but I guess I don't mind watching that retard get his teeth broken in the meantime!)

Extra
TIMEOUT! TIMEOUT! HOLD ON A MINUTE! WE'RE DOWNSTAIRS NOW! TIMEOUT!
Ughhhhh... Man, that hurts!
Drake
Yeah, I can see you aren't having a good time out there! My girl is pretty badass, huh?
Shame I couldn't teach her a lesson myself tonight!
Haze
Hahahah, this dumbass is getting fucking destroyed! He had to call for a timeout like a little bitch!
Extra
Hey... Listen, I'm fine already, alright? I was holding back before!
But now, let's go upstairs again, it's time for round 2! This time, I'll go ALL OUT!

Match 8 Redux[edit | edit source]

  1. Persona (Suou Tatsuya & Yuki Makoto)
  2. Shoji Shingo & Sakaido

2v2 Tornado Tag


Shoji Shingo → Yuki Makoto
  • Shoji Shingo & Sakaido
    • Win

Lore 15[edit | edit source]

Fred
WHERE IS CHRIS?
WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
Therapist
...Gone.
Therapist
When I got the news about him showing up alive I came rushing in... But he had already left.
Leon was left unconscious, as you can see.
Fred
UGH! I KNEW THAT GUY SUCKED! SHOULDN'T HAVE EVER TRUSTED HIM!
Fred
I'll take care of Leon. Think he'll be better after a dose of apple juice or two...
Gonna make sure he doesn't drink too much, though. You know how that turns out.
Therapist
I wonder where Chris went... I hope he's alright...

Ada
I knew gleat leader was light to banish skeletons from sacled land!
Skeleton no good! Symbol of death! Just like yellow bear!
Ada
And because of bad skeleton... Gleat leader now dead!
Me and all my people must now play to gleat leader for entile month... Or we get cledit scole leduced!
Ada
...
Chris
HEY, IF IT ISN'T THE BITCH IN THE RED DRESS!
Chris
I KNEW YOU'D BE HERE, HUH... IT'S JUST LIKE I WAS TOLD!
Ada
What? Stop intelupting m-
Chris
LEON WASN'T EVEN FIGHTING BACK! YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU MILKED HIM DRY, YOU WHORE! THOSE GUYS TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD HAPPEN!
Ada
Which guys? Who ale you talking about?
Chris
SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME NOW!
Chris
I'M TIRED OF PLAYING DUMB, ADA. IT'S TIME TO PUT AN END TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Chris Redfield
  2. Ada Wong
  • Chris Redfield
    • Win

Lore 16[edit | edit source]

???
Mmmmmmm, good evening baby.
Attendant
Hello sir, how may I help you today?
???
Mmmmmmmmmwell I'll have two quarter pounders with cheese, wouldn't wanna mess with 'em, a big mmmmmmmmmmmmac, a truly badass classic angus, three cheeseburgers and ten PURE chicken nuggies!
Attendant
I see. Don't you want nothing to drink?
???
All I want right now is a big bottle of Jack, but I don't think you have that here.
Attendant
Okay! Have a nice me-
Attendant
Wait... are you...?
???
Mmmmmmm yes baby, the american badass himself...
Attendant
Oh, wow, I watch that show you're on! My cousin used to do some security work there!
Attendant
But... I thought you had... You know... Just like my cousin Joe and the others...
Although some people did insist on saying that you couldn't die... I guess they were right!
Attendant
...You do look quite different, though. What's up with that?
???
MMMMmmmm you see, I thought it would be good fun to have a bike ride around that place down there, so I went and met some hot chicks and everything, y'know?
It all just kind of happened. Remember, what is dead mmmmmmmmay never die!
???
I've got myself a rough match tonight, gotta down all the food I can before it. And there's no place more badass for some good old fast food than MMMMMMMMMMcDonalds!
Attendant
Hahahah, I see, I see! Good luck in your match, sir! Have a nice day!
???
And you have a badd ass weekend, baby!


Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Nero
  2. Demi-fiend
  3. Kasuga Ichiban
  4. Hellcarder
  5. Dan Schneider
  6. Punished Yu
  • Elimination Chamber
    • For King of Jobbers #1 Contendership

Demi-fiend → Dan Schneider
Hellcarder → Narukami Yu
Nero → Kasuga Ichiban
Demi-fiend → Hellcarder
Demi-fiend → Nero
  • Demi-fiend
    • Win

Lore 17[edit | edit source]

Ruber
So, I was summoned back to this place...
Arthur... The man Dutch would talk about non-stop...
If I could say so myself, we even bonded over our hatred for men who shared a name!
He could never let you go, Arthur. He wouldn't forget about you.
I wonder if he was pissed that you left him, or if he really wanted you back after all.
What matters is... He never cared for me as a partner!
No matter what he has said, he would never follow my plans!
That selfish prick only wanted his own farm in Tahiti, but he never went along with my schemes to take over the kingdom!
But now, I'm doing it all by myself. I know what is right.
I will bring war and violence to this place. Because this is what we need right now.
And Arthur, I'm glad to say... You'll be the first victim.
Because you know, deep down, that what really drives you... What you keep denying, what you keep making up excuses for...
The fact is, you're not doing it for yourself. You're not doing it to "clean up the locker room" or whatever crap you may come up with...
You're doing it... Because you'll forever be Dutch's little dog, Arthur.

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Arthur Morgan
  2. Ruber
  • Arthur Morgan
    • Win

Lore 18[edit | edit source]

Ingurland
...Hey there, lad... You awake?
I brought some chippies for ya...
I mean, if you'd rather get sam fookin biscuits and tea I could fetch ya those too!
Well, helluva match we had, huh? I think I moight have gone too harsh on ya, though...
But I'm sure you understand me, roight? I wanted... I wanted to show you my respect. That's why I gave ya my all.
It's the only honorable thing a King would do in that situation.
If only you weren't so bloody resilient, huh?
I'm sorry for what that twit did to ya afterwards too. I'll make sure to bash his fookin 'ead in if he wins tonight!
Well, mate, what I really came here to say, though...
Is that once you've healed up, I'm awright with us having a rematch. It moight take a while, and maybe the lads in charge won't want you to foight for the title like that, but...
Title or no title, I'll gladly brawl with ya again, mate. We could even make it a good ol' bare knuckle foight if you wanted! Ahahahahaha!
I hope you have a bloody good time getting back in shape! I can give ya my niece's number later, too!
Bet you'd love the company of a lush young lady right now, and you must look real neat and tidy under that mask!
Well, Catch ya later, lad! Peace!
Rando
...W-Wait...
I-I... I'm going to f-fight... Tonight...
I must prove myself... It's for M-Master... And for you... Too...
Those injuries... W-won't keep me down...

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Raiden (MG)
  2. Date Kaname
  3. Rean Schwarzer
  4. Rando
  • Elimination Match
    • For /v/ #1 Contendership

Date Kaname → Rean Schwarzer
Rando → Date Kaname
Rando → Raiden
  • Rando
    • Win