S6E17

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Adol
Mmghh... H-How... Such... Power...
Bevi
Heh... I guess you all got unlucky...
I have a few... personal issues to take care of. I'll see you around.
Adol
How... Did you do this...?
Is... Is the belt... What you seek?
Or is it... Something else?
I... Won't let you ruin the plan... Just like that...
If you want it... you'll have to put me down... For a three count...
Just this... Won't be enough...
Now... Face me! I won't kneel!
Rean
...Haha...

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Rean Schwarzer (w/ Albus Bernstein support)
  2. Champion Adol Christin
  • 2/3 Falls
    • For /v/ and King of Jobbers Titles
  • Adol Christin (2-1)
    • Win

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Narukami
Everyone, I am here to inform you of how this night shall go.
As you know, the Cosmic Egg is very close to hatching.
Therefore, we shall head inside it as soon as this talk is over.
We must use the opportunity presented tonight to put a stop to both BANS and the Three Kings' plans.
Therefore, once inside the Egg, we will be splitting up.
We have discussed and determined specific targets for you. Be sure to take them out of action.
Now that the General Manager isn't forcing our hands anymore, our path is clear.
By personal request, the man in charge of confronting Kirei is going to be Dimitri.
When it comes to BANS... We'll leave him to the Coomer Gang.
They have proved themselves worthy to me, and have been itching to get their hands on him ever since those events twelve years ago.
Now, on the Kings' side...
We don't know much about their defenses at all. We suspect, however, that HUNK might have been called back.
The Kings might not even be present at the moment. However, as long as we stop the Cosmic Egg... Whatever their plans are, they'll be done for.
Therefore, our focus shall be on that. I hope you are all prepared.

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Red
  2. Dlanor A. Knox
  • Red
    • Win

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. The Headmaster & Head Doctor & Harrier Du Bois
  2. Coyote & Demaro & Mario
  • Elimination Tag

Coyote -> Head Doctor
Mario -> Harrier Du Bois
Coyote -> The Headmaster
  • Coyote & Demaro & Mario
    • Win

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Leon
So, we get to the arena, and we're ordered inside this weird big red thing...
Am I drunk?
TheRapist
Nah, Leon. Not yet, at least. This is reality.
So, have you decided? One of us two has to go and face Chris...
Fred
Hey! What about me?!
TheRapist
Fred, I understand how you feel, but you're not in physical or mental conditions to fight him right now.
Well, it's at least good to know my therapy is working...
Fred
But he deserves a Coolsville Slam after what he put me through!
TheRapist
I'll schedule you another session for free when this is over. Just calm down.
Dealing with those traumas is hard, I know that... But you can't take it all out on Chris!
Fred
Hmpf... I think Chris SUCKS!
Therapist
So, Leon... Do you want to fight him?
Leon
...Hmmm... I do... But...
I feel like this is your match. You haven't faced Chris yet, have you?
TheRapist
I never had a reason to...
Leon
Well, then you must knock some sense into him yourself!
I don't think my jaw could take another one of those punches so soon...
If you can knock him out we can try some of those "therapy" techniques you told me about.
TheRapist
Indeed. Chris really needs to be theraped.
Fred
Chris... M-Mia...
TheRapist
Mia...? Leon, I think he's starting to go crazy again. Hold him back while I go deal with Chris.
Leon
Come on, Fred! You had just stopped with the delusions!
Fred
I-I'm not Fred... Or... Am I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Chris Redfield
  2. TheRapist
  • Extreme Rules
  • Chris Redfield
    • Win

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Bevi
Koga... Good work out there.
Koga
Huh? W-What are you praising me for?
Bevi
Against all odds, you still managed to tie up that match. Shame I didn't use enough of my power to score another fall.
Koga
A-Ah, that was it then! I see!
Bevi
Well, still, if you're going back out for a rematch... I want to accompany you.
Maybe you could learn a thing or two.
Koga
Huh? But you aren't even aligned with the Resistance!
Bevi
Still, it's in my best interests that you win this one.
Koga
Hmmm... I don't really understand why, but "the enemy of my enemy is my friend", right?
Bevi
So, for this temporary alliance... I propose a toast!
Koga
A toast? But I didn't bring any Corona!
Bevi
Don't worry, I have some... Here, take a sip!
Koga
Ah, thank you! Salud!
Bevi
Yeah... Salud...
Koga
Huh... That tasted kinda... Weird...
Why do I... Feel dizzy... All of a sudden?
Bevi
Must be your imagination. Come on, we gotta get to the ring, don't we?
Let's make sure this isn't an unlucky day... Heh...

Koga
Dammit! I knew it! I knew that guy was up to no good!
If only I hadn't taken that drink... Maybe I could have been champion by now!
Gene
Cool down, Koga. It's nothing to get too stressed about.
Besides, you're getting a match with him, aren't you?
Koga
Yeah. Captain Narukami told me about it...
Gene
At least you won't have to handle Jakob by yourself. I couldn't imagine having to take that beast alone.
But Bevi... He's also so strong...
I think the best strategy for you would be to hide and wait for them to take each other out!
Koga
Oh, come on now! I have something to prove to Jakob! I can't be the Narushima family's weak link forever!
Gene
Proud, aren't you?
As for me, I'll be going for that new Chaos guy, Johnny Gat... I need to prove my worth!
Rance has been making fun of me for way too long!
Either way... Good luck out there.
Koga
It'll be fine! I won't lose to mi otra familia!

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Gene
  2. Johnny Gat (w/ Kido Reiji support)
  • Johnny Gat
    • Win

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Narushima Koga
  2. Narushima Jakob
  3. Bevi
  • Extreme Rules

Narushima Koga -> Narushima Jakob
  • Narushima Koga
    • Win

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. No Homo (Narukami Yu & Sakakura Juzo)
  2. The Daily Dose (team) (Galo & Dr. Piccolo)
  3. Phoenix Wright & Roger Retinz
  • Elimination Tornado

Sakakura Juzo -> Dr. Piccolo
Galo -> Roger Retinz
Phoenix Wright -> Narukami Yu
Sakakura Juzo -> Galo
Sakakura Juzo -> Phoenix Wright
  • No Homo
    • Win

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Geralt
So, what are we here for, even?
Zoomer
Guess we aren't even getting put in a rumble this time around, and everyone else is picking fights before we have any chances...
Geralt
I wonder if there's any way we can contribute...
Zoomer
All we can do is walk around, I guess. That is, until...
Wait a minute, is that...
Geralt
It's HUNK! He really is here!
Rance
Gahahaha! That's our chance, let's ambush him!
Zoomer
Just like that? Three on one?!
Rance
I don't see the problem. We need to take out the Three Kings' people so we can stop the egg from hatching, no?
Geralt
You do present a good point.
Zoomer
Well... Guess we just gotta dab on him!
Geralt
He might be strong... But we are a familia!

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. HUNK
  2. The J.O.B Squad (Rance & Zoomer & Geralt of Rivia)
  • 1v3 Elimination Handicap Match

HUNK -> Geralt of Rivia
Rance -> HUNK
  • The J.O.B Squad
    • Win

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Bevi
So, this is the end...
Koga
I did it! I did it for mi familia!
Jakob
I-Impossible...
Bevi
Hmmm... I really got unlucky this time around...
Maybe I need to use a little bit more of my power in those multimen matches.
Jakob
It turns out I underestimated you... Maybe you can honor the Narushima family name after all...
Bevi... For long have I hated you, but...
After facing you tonight, I think I can let it go.
Bevi
Heh...
Koga
Jakob... I'm sorry. I could have been a better older brother to you.
Instead, I just ran away. I was scared.
As for you, Bevi. I don't know what your deal with wanting to be part of this match was, but...
You did good out there, you know?
Bevi
...There's always a chance I could have done better.
Jakob
You both are still like that after all those years, huh.
Koga
I'm glad we can understand each other a bit better after our match!
Bevi
Heh, I'm sorry for what I did that day...
Koga
...Apology accepted, I guess.
Jakob
To see you apologize like that... I guess you aren't as bad as I used to think...
Koga
We should totally go out for a few coronas later! Maybe you can become part of mi familia!
Jakob
Well, I don't know about that, but... I'll consider it.
Koga
What about you, Bevi? Why did you take such an interest in this rivalry between me and Jakob anyway?
Bevi
It's a long story... Maybe one day I'll tell you, kid.
Koga
Kid...? Come on now!
Bevi
Well... It seems like your friends got quite unlucky over there.
Jakob
Yeah, I can see it too. They need your help, Koga.
Koga
Huh? They look okay to me...
Jakob
Trust me, it's time for you to go.

Zoomer
Uff... There you go! We showed him!
Rance
Gahahahaha! This is their Messiah?!
HUNK
...
...My... Lord...
Geralt
Your Lord? Place of power, gotta be...
Zoomer
What is that about?
HUNK
My Lord... Can produce as many of me as necessary...
Zoomer
What?!
HUNK
And we shall get rid of the filth.
Zoomer
F-Four of them?!
Geralt
But how?!
Rance
Gahahaha! He did have a family after all!
Koga
...Worry not, mi familia. I am here to save you!
Zoomer
Dammit... Is this really happening? Is this what we have to go through to stop the Kings?!

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. HUNK x4
  2. The J.O.B Squad (Rance & Zoomer & Geralt of Rivia & Narushima Koga)
  • Elimination Tag

HUNK -> Rance
Zoomer -> HUNK (count-out)
Zoomer -> Zoomer (count-out)
HUNK -> Geralt of Rivia
HUNK -> Narushima Koga
  • The J.O.B Squad
    • Win

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Koga
Arghhh! F-Familia...
We've screwed up! W-We couldn't c-compete...
Before... We die... Let us have one last moment t-together...
S-Sal-
Kafkaesque voice
...Not if I have anything to say about it.
Koga
B-Bevi?!
Geralt
What is he doing here? Didn't you just fight him, Koga?
Zoomer
Listen, man, we're already screwed here! You don't need to make it worse!
Bevi
Koga... I never told you, did I? And neither did Jakob...
Koga
What? Told me what?!
Bevi
That I am... Your brother.
Koga
W-W-What? Y-You... YOU TOO?!
Zoomer
Woooooooooow! I could never see that one coming!
Geralt
I should have known better... That hair... And those eyes!
Bevi
My real name... Is Narushima Shikishima.
And for you, little brother... I shall show them my true power.
You three, take Koga and run. This won't be pretty.
Koga
No! You can't possibly be thinking...
Zoomer
Come on, you heard him! Let's go!
Geralt
A noble sacrifice, gotta be.
Koga
NO! B-BEVI, PLEASE!
Bevi
You've got your good years ahead of you... Koga.
Koga
BROOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Dimitri
KIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIII!
Kirei
Ah, as I had expected...
My old servant, face-to-face with his master again.
Dimitri
This has gone on for far too long. I've sacrificed so much to get here...
I had to give up on everything that formed the old me!
I had to change my ways... And to hold back the hatred... Again and again...
Everything... Was for the sake of this moment!
Kirei
I see that deep down you still haven't changed, have you?
The boar... Still resides somewhere within you...
But just as you couldn't twelve years ago... You know you can't beat me still.
And you certainly can't prevent the change we will bring this world!
Once we have destroyed the Cosmic Egg and put a stop to the Kings and any form of resistance...
The suffering the weak will go through... The continuous war... That will be a sight to behold!
Dimitri
And that's exactly why I kept him locked within me.
That's why, for so long, I mantained those ideals of "peace".
Even with so many of my comrades falling dead at my feet... Even when I had the opportunity to kill and to take revenge...
I held him in. I castrated myself.
Because I wouldn't let you get the best of me, Kirei. I absolutely could not allow you to have your way like that.
But now... If I get rid of you, once and for all... It won't matter, will it?
The boar will be able to roam freely again.
So... If I uncage it right now... If I let the fire that's burning inside me take over for a moment...
As long as I kill you, it will be okay, right...?
Kirei
Ahahahahaha! I see... I see... That's how much my actions have been bothering you, isn't it?
Then so be it, my servant! Show me your true power one last time!

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  2. Kotomine Kirei
  • Extreme Rules 2/3 Falls
  • Dimitri Blaiddyd (2-0)
    • Win

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

King of Crypto
The time is approaching. Tonight, the egg shall hatch.
And when it does, we will reach the Promised Land...
It's a shame that they all continue to resist, even at a time like this.
Do they not see that their efforts will be, ultimately, in vain?
We gave all of them enough time to repent. But now, judgement is upon us!
King of Stock
Ah, yes, finally, a land without unclean ones.
King of Gold
Especially him... Ze one who ruined it all...
The Three Kings
Battler.
King of Crypto
I will make sure that, in our new universe, he is never allowed into a wrestling ring again.
Eternal Season One shall go on smoothly without his... interference.
G-Man
Is he... Really... To blame, though? The circumstances... Seemed out of his... Control.
King of Crypto
It doesn't really matter. At the end of the day, he made everyone treat BCW as a joke.
Besides, the fact that he is leading those rebellious forces... It's all unforgivable!
G-Man
I see... This is how... You will operate, then?
King of Stock
We shall rule with an iron but fair fist.
King of Gold
That is ze plan, yes.
King of Crypto
Once we reach the place we've been looking for... You will still work with us, correct?
G-Man
It would probably... Be in my... Best... Interests to do so...
King of Crypto
I see you understand that. If you refused to cooperate then you would be grouped together with the rest of the filth.
We shall return to better times, together. If you are to help us, then maybe... We can work out a few deals from now on.
Is there anyone you would be looking to bring in? We might consider their addition to the roster as a special offer for your continued loyalty.
G-Man
You really are... Skilled businessmen...
I will... Contact you... With more details... Soon enough...

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Edgeworth
...I see then... You are the ones to confront me...
How pitiful. Is it because you didn't arrive in time during my little death game?
Do the regrets you have carried from that day on still sting?
Date
They will always sting.
Keiichi
No matter what, for as long as we walk this earth, all of them will still live on in our hearts.
Raiden
But all that does is to strengthen our resolve!
If you dream about a world where the strong and talented ones dictate the rules, then we'll prove we are stronger than you!
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu-fu! I see you all came in sharp today.
Was it the new wig, Date?
Date
S-Shut up, man! Not now!
Ooishi
You know, I just want to restore the old peaceful days myself. It's been a while since I could play Mahjong with those boys!
Edgeworth
Ah, I see... You still do not understand, do you?
What I proposed to you all was a way out! A way to grasp freedom!
To escape from the control of those who try to squander your potential and hold you back!
Date
Is that why you got rid of your former friends?
Or is it because they didn't agree with your ideals and methods and bow down to you?!
Are you really that different from the Kings?
The system you're looking to implement doesn't sound any better!
Edgeworth
Ah, you'd never understand, would you?
All that the "Mystery Masters" did... was to drag me into an abyss.
An abyss of endless torture, where the very essence of my soul changed...
I do not regret it, though. Not one bit.
All they did was walk around with that impostor, pretending that everything was okay.
They replaced me without thinking twice. They left their "dear friend" behind.
The only one who stood by me this entire time... The one who brought me back... Was Kirei.
Even then, I mercifully gave my old partners liberation. The sweet release of death.
No longer they would be forced into the role of puppets any longer.
More than that, I even gave one of them the chance to be my precious vessel.
Date
Battler... Just how did it come to this?
We didn't know each other for very long, but... You seemed like a nice guy...
Just what... Broke you?
Edgeworth
Nothing. I simply... Fixed myself.
I found my own ways, and from then on... I fought for others' right to do the same.
And yet, there you are... Rejecting the man who fought to stop them before anyone else did!
Date
The Kings... I believe that my Resistance comrades will stop them!
It's nothing but my job as a police officer to protect the people!
And, right now, you're a threat I must exterminate!
Raiden
Man, Date... You're fired up! So let's say... If you beat that guy, then I'll give your cards back!
Date
That's... Some real motivation you're giving me...
Aiba
Date, focus!
Edgeworth
I see... Your friends are your motivation, aren't they?
If that is the case, then I've brought a little friend back myself.
This man... I finally acknowledge it. He is part of me.
He is... And has always been... Real.
Now come... Let me become whole again... And finish them off!
I am... All of me.
Date
Guys, I guess I'll need your help!
Let's put an end to Chaos!

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. BANS
  2. Date Kaname (w/ Raiden, Ooishi Kuraudo, Maebara Keiichi)
  • 30m. Ironman
  • BANS (4-2)
    • Win

Lore 11[edit | edit source]

Rando
W-W-What is t-this?
Power
As the brains of the group, I shall explain!
I have NO IDEA what any of this is.
Ichiban
I'm getting some SERIOUS final dungeon vibes from this place right now, guys.
Tatsuya
So this is the place, huh...
Mysterious voice
Ahhhh, itssu aboutto taimu you arrivedo.
Tatsuya
You again!
Kojima
Yessu, me againu!
As I promiseddo, if you proceedo towards the hearto of Eggu, you wirr rearnu everythingu...
But firsto, I haveru bookedu speciar matchessu for you!
Rando
H-He's escaping!
Tatsuya
He can't book those anymore, can he?
Power
Ah, come on, stop being such a wuss!
Tatsuya
We do need to get to the bottom of this...
Let's play into his games for now, then.
Come on, he's going to get away!
Ichiban
Alright, let's get the good ending, everyone!
I think he ran into-
...Here...
Tatsuya
Is that..?
Power
He's blocking us from getting to the stereotype!
Ichiban
TATSUYA!
Tatsuya
Woah, crap! Use your inside voice!
Ichiban
Sorry, but... You have to let me deal with him.
Please... It has to be me.
Tatsuya
...Okay, you've got him. Be careful, Ichiban.
Ichiban
Thanks Tats... And you? It's time for you to finally take a hint.

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. Kasuga Ichiban
  2. Metal Pixy
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Kasuga Ichiban (2-0)
    • Win

Lore 12[edit | edit source]

BANS
Ahahahahah! I told you! You're nothing compared to the King of Hell!
With those pathetic friends of yours around, too... They just make things easier for me!
Date
I lost... Again? This... This can't be happening...
BANS
Oh, you bet you can!
Now, I shall head on and destroy the Cosmic Egg once and for all!
Dimes voice
Not if I have anything to say about it!
Agent 49
Faggler, before you go... I have a little performance for you!
Let's see if you enjoy it!
BANS
You again, Assassin? You never learn your lesson, do you?!

Agent 49
Battler is gay, truly homo, sucks megadick
No mystery, on how much he loves cock
AIDS positive
You'll be waiting on your hands and knees
BAAAAAAATTTLER IIIS GAAAAAAAAAY (Battler is gay)
SUUUUUUUUUCK MYY DIIIIIIIICK (Suck my dick)
OOOOOOOH MY GOOOOD
YOOOU GONNA LOOOOOOOOOSE
So, Faggler, you like my performance?

BANS
W-What... WHAT WAS THAT?!
What do you mean, I'm gonna "lose"?! I CAN'T LOSE!
MORE THAN THAT, I JUST WON!
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLEEEEEEEEE!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T LOSE I CAN'T LOSE I CAN'T LOSE I CAN'T LOSE I CAN'T LOSE
I...

Lore 13[edit | edit source]

Ichiban
Where... Where are you going you bastard?!
Power
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT WAS MY GOOOOLD!
Ichiban
At least I got to beat him myself... Now I can prove myself to Serge...
Kojima
Ahhhhhh, guddo, very guddo!
Tatsuya
Enough with the games! Explain yourself right now!
Power
Yeah! Give me my gold back, you thief!
Kojima
They are my shin creationeru... Did you rike it?
Tatsuya
Let's get after him, if someone blocks our path, we'll deal with them too.
And when we finally corner him, we're getting answers no matter what.
Rando
...N-no... T-That can't b-be!
Power
LOOK AT HOW MUCH GOLD IT IS I'M RICH NOW!
Rando
...P-P-Please, l-l-let me b-be the o-o-one who f-fights him...

Match 13[edit | edit source]

  1. Rando
  2. Metal Master
  • 30m. Ironman
  • Rando (3-2)
    • Win

Lore 14[edit | edit source]

Rando
M-M-Master...
No... Y-Y-You asked to c-c-call you K-K-K-King...
T-T-Thank you for e-e-everything...
Kojima
Brirriantto matchu, brirriantto! I'm rovin' thissu!
Tatsuya
Enough bullshit! Spill it out!
Kojima
Guddo pointo, guddo! Howeveru...
Butler
I've heard there's a bad fiend around that refused to eat veggies...
Is that her, Sarge?
Sarge
Yes, sir!
Butler
Alright, I'm gonna take the matter in my own hands.
Power
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT AGAIN!

Match 14[edit | edit source]

  1. Power
  2. Philip U. Butler
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Power (2-0)
    • Win

Match 15[edit | edit source]

  1. Extra
  2. Red
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Red (2-1)
    • Win

Lore 15[edit | edit source]

Power
Aww, where's your smug little face? Come on, don't you have anything more to say?
Butler
Ugh... This one is too rowdy... I'm not tipping you!
Sarge, retreat, retreat!
Power
So, THIS is the power of the US Military... You can't even do the job yourself, so you had to send an entire army after me!
'Tis a CAPTAIN disappointment!
Eh?
Kojima
Ooohhhhh... Impressiveru...
You endedu his streako... Very guddo!
Regardoressu... I berieve its aboutto timeru.
Haven'to you noticeru the common pointo aboutto your enemieseru?
Orru ofu them were peopreru you wanteddo to faito the mosto!
Ichiban
Oh, you're right... So you handpicked them to fight us?
Tatsuya
...Your point?
Kojima
The pointo is...
Toujirou
This world and all of its inhabitants are my toys, including you... Thanks to the power of gossip and rumors.
Tatsuya
You... Wait, what?
Toujirou
Think about this world, how it works.
Think about everything in your mind that you thought was strange, everything that just didn't make sense and yet your mind brushed it off.
Do you truthfully believe that a city can fly atop a massive platform?
Or an all powerful "holy wrestling belt" that can grant wishes?
Rando
I-I-It's all... F-F-Fake?
Toujirou
Nonsense, it's the total opposite; the rumors have made once outrageous ideas into facts of reality.
Including... My favorite rumor of them all.
Tatsuya
Your... Favorite?
Toujirou
The very rumor that forever changed the fate of our world, something that only became reality due to the rabid desire of the audience AND the wrestlers.
I am talking of course... about "BCW".
The rumor that completely and utterly devastated the plans of those "Three Kings".
Tatsuya
No, impossible!
Toujirou
That's right. The poor fool misunderstood three letters, and the idea ended up being so incredibly desired it was willed into existence.
Ever since, the one known as Ushiromiya Battler has rarely ever lost in a high stakes match.
Power
Oh yeah?! Then I'll use rumors against you!
You aren't real! YAR! YAR! YAR!
Ichiban
Yeah! YAR! YAR! YAR!
Tatsuya & Rando
...
Toujirou
Haha... HAHAHA!
Power
It's not working?! Impossible! My plan was flawless!
Toujirou
Oh, you poor child... I am the father of all rumors, I decide what rumor is real and what isn't.
I am the granter of this audience's wishes.
Tatsuya
I don't care WHAT you are, you're going down here and now!
Power & Ichiban & Rando
YEAH!
Toujirou
Regardless, I believe it's time...
Time for our main event.
Come, Tatsuya... The Heart of Cosmic Egg is upon us.
Let's put on a show.
Tatsuya
...
Ichiban
Hey, don't sweat it, Tats! The leader of the party is always the strongest member!

Complex voice
Not a step further, Tatsuya.
Tatsuya
Wha- Hey, who said that?! Oh, it's another one of your tricks, isn't it!
Delta
I assure you this is not a trick.
The final battle is just ahead. Will you defeat The Crawling Chaos, or will he defeat you?
Tatsuya
Are you implying I'd lose?! There's not a chance in hell I'd lose here.
Delta
Oh, but you are very wrong. If I hadn't stepped in, your chances of winning would have been zero percent.
I am merely here to give you much needed guidance.
Tatsuya
...Go ahead.
Delta
As the shadow of all humanity, Nyarlathotep is the one to grant their darkest wishes.
Such wishes take form in the shape of "The Plan".
"The Plan" starts with nothing more than the extinction of humans as they are.
However, the organization known as the "Men With a Plan" believe that this would lead us to paradise on Earth.
That, if the "Oracle of LEON!" prophecy is fulfilled, a new, ascended form of humanity will repopulate the Earth.
That is why they wished for the Holy Belt, which is nothing more than another one of Nyarlathotep's rumors.
His end goal, however, is to use them as pawns to accomplish complete destruction.
Tatsuya
I... That is... I don't even know what to say...
Delta
You are wise to not ask questions, for the answers would be far too complex to handle.
His uncontested victory is assured, but you have the key to victory.
Tatsuya
You don't mean-
Delta
That's right. The very artifact that came into your possession a while ago.
Listen to me very carefully.
No matter what you do, no matter what you hit him with, no matter how hard you hit him, Nyarlathotep will not stay down for long.
As you may have realized, he's gone into every one of the last few matches with your friends just as "fresh" as always.
Tatsuya
That's impossible, how could he withstand so much? And how is this key thing supposed to change that?
Delta
That key in your possession is more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
If humanity wills it, you can use it to trap him inside the key. Forever.
Tatsuya
It can't be that simple, there's gotta be a catch to this.
Delta
I assure you, it is. As long as the wielder of the key does not let him out, there is no chance he could possibly escape.
All he could possibly do at this point is speak through the key while trapped within.
Tatsuya
Alright, I just have to keep him down long enough to use this thing, and he'll be trapped as long as I hold onto this key.
Delta
With him out of the picture, either trapped in the key or trapped in his own ambitions, we may move onto the next step of the plan.
But know this: If you do not defeat him, here and now... he will continue to manipulate people from the shadows.
He will return.
Tatsuya
...
Delta
I must take my leave. It is now up to you to decide the fate of this world. Good luck, Suou Tatsuya.

Toujirou
Well, well, well... You've finally arrived.
Tatsuya
That's right. I'm here to end this... Once and for all.
Toujirou
...Heh.
I've been waiting for this exact moment... Waiting for twelve years.
This battle... I'm going to have the time of my eternal life!
You're looking extra confident right now, Tatsuya.
You know what? This 'wrestling' thing isn't half bad, I think I'll have to co-opt it. What do you say, Tatsuya?
Wait a second! That item is illegal in this match!

> Toujirou swipes the Summoning Key from Tatsuya.

Tatsuya
Hey-
Toujirou
Relax. If you win fair and square, I'll give it back. This match wasn't booked to be a No DQ match, so I'll just have to take it for now.
See, I have a way with wrestling, don't I? As a matter of fact, I can see it now!
In the hands of the few remaining humans... I believe wrestling will remain in this new world!
...This "new World rumble™"! Ahaha!
What do you think? Isn't that a great name?
Come on, Suou Tatsuya, let us have this world's final rumble™!

Match 16[edit | edit source]

  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Mitake Toujirou
  • Three Stages Of Hell
    • First Stage: Pins-Only
  • Suou Tatsuya
    • Win

  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Mitake Toujirou
  • Three Stages Of Hell
    • Second Stage: Submissions-Only
  • Suou Tatsuya
    • Win

  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Mitake Toujirou
  • Three Stages Of Hell
    • Third Stage: 2/3 Falls KO-Only No Escape Steel Cage
  • Mitake Toujirou
    • Win

Lore 16[edit | edit source]

Nyarlathotep
Incredible... I have witnessed the power you have fostered. Well done.
Ichiban
You did it! I knew the main character would win in the end!
Do we get a credits roll yet?!
Power
Gahahahaha! My finest disciple! Good job, Tatsuya!
Rando
C-C-Congratulations...
Tatsuya
Thanks, everyone... Now, you there!
Give it up! You've lost fair and square!
Give me back the Summoning Key!
Nyarlathotep
Oh, do not worry, that I will.
I just have a little something to do before that...
Tatsuya
That briefcase... Just what are you planning to do here?!
Nyarlathotep
Oh, that? It's just a little prize I've won recently.
Bang.
Tatsuya
Huh?! POWER?!
YOU... What have you done?!
Dammit, I need to think fast!
Power, you're the Blood Fiend, right? You can take care of this!
Power
I-It's not working!
I-I can't even stop my own... Bleeding...
H-Hey, you asshole! I w-won my match! Y-You can't j-just do that!
Nyarlathotep
The "Job in Cutscene" power... Another powerful rumor...
Combined with "BCW", its effects are unstoppable!
More than that, this weapon...
They say that many years ago, an island was massacred by a man in an endless fit of rage.
The man... Used this very gun I currently wield to commit such heinous acts. The "Cope Island Gun".
It left no survivors behind. Just one bullet from it was enough to end each and every one of them.
You humans have passed that legend down for a long time. It's one hell of a strong rumor.
A fatal wound would start taking effect immediately.
Power
I don't wanna go back to hell! The Darkness Devil is waiting for meeeeeee!
Tatsuya
No... Please... Stay with me!
Ichiban
Dammit, my Bead isn't working either!
Rando
P-Power... LIVE!
Power
When I come b-back... Y-you better throw me a p-party!
Tatsuya
Don't say something so stupid... You aren't going there... Y-You can't...
Power
Just... Do me a favor... And s-stop that a-asshole...
I... D-Don't like h-humans... B-But I... Hate him e-even more...
But... Not more t-than... V-Veggies...
Tatsuya
Power?! Power, come on, you can get through this! POWER?!
...
Nyarlathotep
Hahahaha! You have learned something very important here: The undeniable truth of the world that some things cannot be changed!
I can feel it already, the hatred and desire for destruction within you!
It's fueling me! I grow even stronger!
Tatsuya
I will never, EVER forgive you!
Nyarlathotep
Oh, is that so? However, my new world is about to be born!
What are you going to do? Your time is up, Tatsuya!
Oh, you still want your Key back, don't you?
Muhahaha! How naive of you to trust the Crawling Chaos!
The Holy Belt might not be here... However, with the Summoning Key...
It is time for the Plan to come into fruition!
...Huh...?
Red
That finish doesn't work for me, brother!
Munakata
Instead, hope will guide us towards a different future!
Juzo
You tell them, Yu...
Coyote
Why are you filled with so much aggression and hatred?
Koga
This... Is what La Familia can do... Salud.
Ichiban
It's game over for you.
Rando
If I can b-beat M-Master... Then I can b-beat y-you too...
Power
You couldn't possibly think you'd just job me out in a cutscene and get away scot-free, could you?
Komaeda
Hahaha... To see everyone's hopes shine this bright! This is what I wished for!
Makoto
Even if I'm not me anymore... Deep down in my heart... I know what I want.
Kadoya
Tatsuya... I told you... Things would be different this time around.
Nyarlathotep
What? Why is the Key reacting like that?!
You humans don't wish for such things! There's no way! I know what you are! I am the shadows of all humans!
I...
Tatsuya
You lost, Crawling Chaos.
Nyarlathotep
AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Tatsuya
...I did it... I finished him off... It's... Finally over...
Ichiban
Nice! Is there a secret dungeon after this?!
Rando
W-We've put an end to it a-a-all...
Tatsuya
Now... This Key holds the power to break the Egg, right?
How can I...
Delta
Life is unfair.
Tatsuya
W-What?!
Delta
I am afraid... You can not prevent the egg's hatching anymore, Tatsuya.
All of the Summoning Key's powers should be currently concentrated on keeping Nyarlathotep locked in.
It's over. You cannot destroy it.
Tatsuya
But... You were the one who told me to do this!
Delta
It is quite unfortunate for you that things have turned out this way. However it was all necessary.
It was the only way to put a stop to his continued influence.
Tatsuya
How? Are you telling me this was all for nothing?!
That we're just going back to the start like the Kings wished?!
Delta
It is... Not exactly like that.
By my calculations, the rest of your friends should be currently on their way here.
There are still a few minutes left before the birth of a new universe. Would you wait for them with me?
Tatsuya
...

Lore 17[edit | edit source]

Narukami
So, that was the plan of the Kings?
Fred
...Yeah, I can confirm it. I've been told so, too.
To bring us all back to Season One... That's what's gonna happen.
Leon
W-Wait, I'm seeing double here... TWO Freds?!
Therapist
Leon! Now is not the time!
Fred?
Chris... I didn't even manage to get my hands on him!
Delta
You see... It is a bit more complicated than that.
The Summoning Key might not be in a state in which it can stop the Cosmic Egg, that much is correct...
However, it still has enough power left in it that... It can change things up a bit...
Tatsuya
...Change it up? What do you mean?
Delta
This new world the Kings have in mind... It won't go exactly as they planned to.
It will differ, even if in small ways, from their original concept.
As long as you will it, Tatsuya. With the last remaining powers in the Summoning Key you wield... You can do it.
A little change here, a small difference there... Soon enough, a domino effect would follow.
And this... Is how you're still capable of fighting against them.
Ichiban
Serge are being brought back, right? Hmmmm... Just make sure Dragon Quest stays the same as it is here!
Tatsuya
Hey... There's things that are way more important than that!
Rando
T-Tatsuya... D-Do your best...
Tatsuya
Thanks, big man... I will.
I could never forget about any of you.
We will definitely meet again in this new world, won't we?!
Ichiban
Hey, we still have to go to Karaoke together! I can't forget about that!
Tatsuya
...Yeah. It's a promise.
Rando
I-I'll t-try going t-too!
Ichiban
I hope Power speedruns the hell dungeon. It'd be no fun without her!
Tatsuya
...I can't believe I actually miss her...
Rando
I can t-t-teach you... The Armstrong Style...
Tatsuya
I'd really like to learn some of that!
Koga
Familia... No matter where we are, you're still mi familia, right?
Gene
Yeah, Koga. We're with you to the end.
Rance
Hey, if we're returning to those times... That means I get my hair back! Gahahahaha!
Geralt
Heh, I guess I do too...
Wait, back then... Zoomer...
Jonesy... He wasn't born...
Zoomer
...
It's fine. I will see him again in a few years. I'm sure of it...
Geralt
I believe so, too. And maybe your marriage can go better this time around.
Zoomer
That's a touchy subject, isn't it? Ahahahaha!
Koga
Salud, mi familia!
The J.O.B Squad
SALUD!
Dante
Hey guys! Sorry we're a little late.
Nero
Yeah, I, Uh.... Had a few problems on the way.
Vergil
So, you pretend to challenge the Kings' vision of a new world...
Is this the power of "La Familia"? Not bad...
Dante
...Say, Vorgin... I need to tell you... I'm sorry.
I should have been more considerate after I lost my brother. I hope you forgive my behavior.
Maybe when the world is reborn we can party together?
Vorgin
...
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu! I'm getting precious years of my life back, then!
Date
AND my hair!
Raiden
Hey, maybe you will stop losing big matches from now on!
Keiichi
Having everyone's hearts united as one... That must be the key to everything.
Juzo
I never got to tell him... Maybe in that new world I'll muster up the courage.
Red
Yeah... I can relate.
Extra
Tell who what? I don't like you keeping secrets from me, y'know?!
Red
Nothing, Tre, nothing...
Haze
You heard her, handfucker. You can be such a bother sometimes!
Anyway... If everyone is coming back, then that means... Dan...
I'll make it extra painful next time around!
Dimitri
And Kirei, now that I beat you, I promise not to make the same mistake again in this new life!
I will be my own man!
Ingurland
Lads, y'know a King never loses his majesty, roight?
You all will still be invited to my castle for some chippy and footy!
Rean
Haha... Guess we're delaying our trip to the hot springs, Albus!
Albus
A shame, really... Haha...
By the way, I think you're my father... Haha...
Rean
Am I? Haha...
Aniki
Ricardo... I'm glad we'll dance together again.
Delta
I am sorry to interrupt those last moments, but...
You do realize that your new lives might not just go like you wish, right?
Life is simply unfair. Remember that.
Tatsuya
Wait... How do you even know all of this?
Why didn't you just tell us before? Why didn't you take a more hands-on approach?
Delta
I've told you. My methods are complex.
But from the start, I have believed in your potential.
One of my goals into all of this... Was to get you on that current frame of mind.
To make sure you would be capable enough to bring change into a new world.
It's all going according to plan.
Starting from the scratch, but being able to change a few factors...
You can prevent the tragedies that led to all of this in the first place.
Without, maybe, a single casualty... I created a future where mankind will be saved.
Is this not what you would call a happy ending?
Tatsuya
So, you just... Played with us... This entire time?
You... You...
Delta
If you would say that...
This egg is about to hatch. But first, I want to know one last thing.
Does all of that... Upset you? Are you... Angry that your life was played with?
Before this all ends... No, restarts... I am giving you... One last choice.
Gold star.

Kafkaesque voice
Heh... It's happening, then.
I guess the plan just got... Unlucky.

BANS
No... Was I not fast enough? Not strong enough?! Impossible!
All those nuisances in my path! How could this happen?!
This new world, I can't allow it to...

Pegasus
I'm glad we spent those final moments together, partner... It's time...
Erwin
The Golden Land awaits you, doesn't it?
I still believe we will meet again...
Pegasus... I still believe... In your gamble...

Tatsuya
Power... Ichiban... Rando...
Makoto... Komaeda... Miyao... Kadoya...
I will give meaning to all of this...
And one day... We will definitely meet again...
And walk hand-in-hand... Towards a bright future.

Match 17[edit | edit source]

  1. Bane
  2. Albert Wesker
  3. HUNK
  4. Agent 47
  5. Zoomer
  6. Ricardo Milos
  7. Ushiromiya Kinzo
  8. Mr. X
  9. Kotomine Kirei
  10. Kyle Hyde
  11. Leon Kennedy
  12. Dutch van der Linde
  13. Chris Redfield
  14. Boomer
  15. Saihara Shuichi
  16. Mastema
  17. Spider-Man
  18. Phoenix Wright
  19. Steve
  20. Extra
  • 20-Man Royal Rumble
    • For /v/ Title #1 Contendership

Bane -> Albert Wesker
Ricardo Milos -> Agent 47
Ricardo Milos -> HUNK
Ushiromiya Kinzo -> Zoomer
BANE -> Kotomine KIrei
Dutch van der Linde -> Kyle Hyde
Ushiromiya Kinzo -> Chris Redfield
Mr. X -> Ushiromiya Kinzo
Bane -> Ricardo Milos
Leon Kennedy -> Mr. X
Mastema -> Bane
Leon Kennedy -> Boomer
Saihara Shuichi -> Phoenix Wright
Leon Kennedy -> Saihara Shuichi
Leon Kennedy -> Dutch van der Linde
Spider-Man -> Leon Kennedy
Steve -> Extra
Spider-Man -> Mastema
Spider-Man -> Steve
  • Spider-Man
    • Win

Match 18[edit | edit source]

  1. Chris Redfield
  2. Boomer
  3. Agent 47
  4. Zoomer
  5. Albert Wesker
  6. Dutch van der Linde
  7. Leon Kennedy
  8. Kyle Hyde
  • 8-Man Ladder
    • For Case of Sperm
  • Agent 47
    • Win

Match 19[edit | edit source]

  1. Kyle Hyde
  2. Senator Armstrong
  3. Arthur Morgan
  4. Aniki
  5. Amami Rantaro
  6. Ethan Winters
  7. Saihara Shuichi
  8. Extra
  • 8-Man Battle Royale
    • For /v/ Title #1 Contendership

Amami Rantaro -> Extra
Kyle Hyde -> Amami Rantaro
Ethan Winters -> Arthur Morgan
Kyle Hyde -> Aniki
Saihara Shuichi -> Ethan Winters
Senator Armstrong -> Kyle Hyde
Senator Armstrong -> Saihara Shuichi
  • Senator Armstrong
    • Win

Match 20[edit | edit source]

  1. Fred Jones
  2. Max Payne
  3. Vergil
  • Extreme Rules
    • For /v/ Title #1 Contendership

Fred Jones -> Max Payne
  • Fred Jones
    • Win

Match 21[edit | edit source]

  1. Agent 47
  2. Fred Jones
  3. HUNK
  4. Senator Armstrong
  5. Spider-Man
  6. Maximillion Pegasus
  • Elimination Chamber
    • For /v/ Title

Senator Armstrong -> Maximillion PEgasus
HUNK -> Spider-Man
Senator Armstrong -> Agent 47
Fred Jones -> HUNK
Senator Armstrong -> Fred Jones
  • Senator Armstrong
    • Win

Lore 18[edit | edit source]


Tatsuya
...Huh?
Announcer
And it seems like the Mystery Masters have got a new member!
Let's take a look at what happened earlier tonight!

Kyle Hyde joins the Mystery Masters


Tatsuya
Oh... Wrestling. Right. Seems to be a big thing lately.
Hmmm, it makes me feel nostalgic in a way. I wonder why.
I've seen a few ads lately. Seems like the guys in charge of the show are pretty strict nowadays.
It's pretty interesting and all, but...
I don't really think this is for me.
Komaeda
O-Oh, I'm sorry! I was in a bit of a hurry.
Wait... That song...
Makoto
Hey, can you, hmmm... Let me pass? I've gotta get to the show.
Komaeda
I knew it! You're a wrestler, aren't you?!
I'm going to be debuting in TFR soon, too! That's why I was in such a hurry!
To meet a colleague on the way there... Must've been my luck!
Makoto
Ah... I see.
Voice
Guys, I need some directions!
Miyao
Do you know where the nearest McDonalds is?
Makoto
Sorry, kid, but I've got no idea.
Miyao
Kid? I-I'm around your age, you know?!
Makoto
Huh? How come?!
Komaeda
Hahahaha! Such misunderstandings tend to happen sometimes!
Tatsuya
...Yeah...
...Life really is full of surprises, isn't it?