S6E16

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Kojima
It is taimu...
I heardo the cosmicu eggu is armosto compretu!
We sharr makeru preparations for its actovationru now!
Todd
The world we dreamed of... Where, by our hands, all will reach true salvation is close by...
A world where KojiMax Productions' titles and their will mold society's thoughts.
And, of course, a world in which everyone owns copies upon copies of Skyrim, Death Stranding, Umineko and Sonichu.
Blackler
I shall gladly take Battler's place in that new universe.
Chris-Chan
Sonichu! Soni-Soni-Sonichu!
Kojima
Yessu, Toddu-sama... If we morudo new societo through my geimu's deepo messagerus... We sharr reacho true enlightomento!
It is a frawress pran!
To gatheru dimessu for compretion... I wirr go arr outto, justto this onceru!
I booku desu matchu witto troubreshooteru and resistancera again!
Hero of Raw versus Hero of Chaossu!
Gorudo and Aniki tag against Van-sama and a rong-awaitedo returneru!
More than thatto, I wirr make crazy matchu uppo for botho Kingu of Jobberu titreru and /v/ Titreru at once!
Sixu man erimination chamberu matchu! Arr or nothingu! Ret's reave it uppo to faito and ruck!
Blackler
Isn't that too risky? What if one of the factions gather the "Holy Belt"?
Kojima
My pran is frawress! FRAWRESS! Do not worry! Everythingo is underu controro!
Arr we need is the finaru dimessu that wirr come from those matchus!
Todd
Let's get ready to head to the Cosmic Egg, then.

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Aniki & Gold
  2. The Gym (Van Darkholme & Mark Wolff)
  • Elimination Tornado

Van Darkholme -> Gold
Van Darkholme -> Aniki
  • The Gym
    • Win

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Nero
Ugh! Why did I... Insist on pursuing him?
Now I'm being turned into goddamn stone! How am I supposed to fight like that?!
It's over for me...
Vorgin
HEY, ASSHOLE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO DONTE?!
Nero
D-Donte?
Head Doctor
Hmmmm... Look at what we have here...
So which will be the first to "pursue" me?
Vorgin
I DIDN'T ALLOW MY BROTHER TO GET A PENIS ENLARGEMENT SURGERY!
HE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE SMALLER ONE, DAMMIT!
HE JUST WANTS TO LOOK LIKE ME, DOESN'T HE? HE EVEN GOT SOME HAIR DYE NOW!
YOU'RE GONNA STOP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!
Nero
I guess this is my chance...
Headmaster... Even if I'm far from being in good shape, I feel like I need stop you!

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Vorgin
  2. Head Doctor
  • Head Doctor
    • Win

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Nero
  2. The Headmaster
  • The Headmaster
    • Win

Note: Harrier Du Bois ran in and attacked Nero midmatch.

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Demaro
YOU
Mario
oh geez what the fuck is your problem?
you lost 2 times you jobbing faggot leave me the fuck alone already so i can prepare for the next step of our master plan
and why the fuck are you using your old drawing oh dammit me too fuck
Demaro
you tapped like a bitch last match when some twink fuckboi ran in and stole my victory you forgot?
come let us have the TRUE FINAL ENCOUNTER
Mario
...heh sure why not ill beat you so good youll cry like kurt cobain did before he blew his head off
Demaro
you know you cannot defeat me in my BLANCO form mario you do not stand a chance i will savor this victory
your time is over fatass this time no one is going to run out and interrrupt our grand battle
Mario
psssh i dont need it the only thing i need is your sweet salty tears as i bash your head into the concrete until it explodes like a pinata
this battle will be talked about for centuries demaro give me your best shot.
Demaro
lets end this ONES AND FOR ALL

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Demaro
  2. Mario
  3. Coyote
  • Extreme Rules

Coyote -> Mario
  • Coyote
    • Win

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Jacket
  2. Lucifer
  • Backstage Brawl
  • Lucifer
    • Win

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Jacket
  2. Lucifer
  • Hell in a Cell
  • Jacket
    • Win

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Stephanie McMahon
  2. Furudo Erika
  • Furudo Erika
    • Win

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Sandro
So, we're doing this in a similar way to the bombing 12 years ago, right?
CJ
Yeah, homie. This time there's no HUNK around to stop us!
Raiden
The Elder Jobs are telling me this strategy will work just right!
Emir
Inshallah! Let's march on!
Elite Crew
Affirmative.
Retinz
Hmmmm, yeah, guys... I don't think that's happening!
CJ
Shit, they knew about it!
Retinz
You should really make your plans less obvious next time around...
In fact... Yep, I got it! This one is going on the cringe reel!
Robert
Send me the footage later, I'll make sure to broadcast it on the Kinoplex, too!
Arthas
Unedible ones, this will be-scuit your final jumble!
Retinz
Man, oh man, that line! That's pure fire coming from you, Arthas!
Kaz
I'm calling dibs on that subhuman wearing green!
Retinz
Alright, this upcoming brawl might be too violent for the broadcast, though! Especially with Kaz and CJ around...
Better turn off the cameras! So instead, we'll have an instant classic of a match coming up for our viewers!
NEXT UP, GIGADIMES!

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Godzilla
  2. JOKER
  • Extreme Rules
  • Godzilla
    • Win

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Raiden
He's unconscious now, right? We can bring him back?
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu! He does look pretty out of it!
Narukami
Yeah, we can go on with the procedure!
Aiba, you ready?
Aiba
Take away his eyepatch. I should just jump back in, simple stuff.
Narukami
Okay.
Huh? He has something in his eyesocket...
Aiba
It seems to be... another AI-ball? Date, how dare you!
Narukami
...Are you actually jealous of another robotic eyeball?
Aiba
N-No, It's just that... Maybe that's what's making him behave that way?!
I'll try connecting to it...
Holy voice
GLOW IN THE DARK NEUTRAL NI-
Aiba
NEVERMIND! IT'S HARMFUL!
We gotta shut it down and remove it, there's no other way!
Narukami
And just how can we do that?
Aiba
I'll engage in battle myself! I need to save Date!
Narukami
Well... Good luck.

  1. Aiba
  2. Terry A. Davis
  • Aiba
    • Win

Date
H-Huh?
W-Where am I? The last thing I remember is... Joe...
Raiden
Date! You're back?!
Aiba
Feels good to be home...
Date
Aiba?!
Guys... What happened?
Juzo
Long story short, you got your ass kicked.
Date
D-Did I? Wait... WHERE DID MY HAIR GO?
WHERE IS IT? WHO SHAVED IT OFF WHILE I WASN'T LOOKING?!
REIKA WON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME IF I LOOK LIKE THAT!
Aiba
Date... Reika doesn't even work as a hostess anymore...
Date
OH, COME ON NOW!
Ooishi
Look at the bright side, it'll grow back in no time! Nfu-fu-fu-fu!
Date
How do you know that, old man? You didn't lose a strand of hair in years!
And Raiden, what are you doing with my cards?! Give them back!
Raiden
Nah. That's my payment for saving your ass.
Date
Saving from what? You sure didn't save me from whoever shaved me bald!
Narukami
...
It's good to see them like this again. Sometimes hope blooms even on the battlefield...
Juzo
I also heard something else can bloom on the battlefield... Love...
U-Uh, I d-didn't mean anything w-weird by that, of course!
Narukami
Let's go, Sakakura. Let them enjoy their moment. We need to decide who's confronting BANS and The Kings.
Juzo
A-Alright!

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Extra
Are you really sure about this?
It's a pretty dire situation, so... I guess there's no better option?
Haze
Yeah yeah whatever fuckface. You owe me one after this.
It's pretty simple, really. Count to 3 and I pump that fucker full of lead.
No need to prolong this any more than that. Not like he's a pedo or anything.
Extra
It would be too risky to just get in the ring with him... You're right.
Alright, on one, two, three...
Did you get him? I'm coming in, Haze!
Richtofen
Hahaha! You think I would just go down that easily?
Sorry, buddy, but I made sure things wouldn't go this way.
Haze
A-A bulletproof vest? You little shit!
Richtofen
Should've looked before wasting your entire magazine on it.
Extra
Dammit, Haze! He played us like a damn fiddle!
Where did he even get that?!
Richtofen
Well, "Tre", it seems like your life is about to come to an end!
I'm taking you to that ring and snapping your neck right now, you little shit!
As for your friend... My girl will take care of him...
Haze
Y-Your... G-Girl?!
Extra
Joe... I'll make you regret getting out of that trunk!

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Haze Stratos
  2. Mr. X
  • Falls Count Anywhere
  • Haze Stratos
    • Win

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Extra (w/ Haze Stratos support)
  2. Edward Richtofen
  • 2/3 Falls Submission
  • Extra (2-1)
    • Win

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Extra
I got him! Haze, I got him! I did it! I did it!
Haze
The fuck are you so happy about? You just did your job, dumbass.
And you left me to fight that gigantic bitch... She can really fuck a guy up, y'know?
Extra
I-I'll make up for it sometime! Let's just free Red!

Extra
Damn, man. I think she's unconscious...
I might have to carry her home. She needs to be taken care of.
Haze
I don't know, she looks alright to me.
Wait, why is she smirking?
Extra
I don't know. Maybe she had a stroke?
That would explain how she didn't put up a fight against Joe despite being so strong!
Haze
Oh... She stopped smiling... Weird.
Go take a rest and make sure she's okay, you two earned it. But the next time I have to take care of a pedo you better come with me!
Extra
Yeah, sure, sure...

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Dimitri
Ngubu... You again...
Didn't you wish to exterminate evil? Why have you left our side so quickly?
Ngubu
It has become clear to me that you are just part of the problem.
The Resistance betrayed us that day! I saw it with my very own eyes!
You're now just a stone, standing on my path to Kirei.
Dimitri
This is a fight to the death... But it doesn't need to be! Both sides just need to forfeit it!
I'm willing to forgive you guys as long as no more innocent blood is spilled!
Carlos
Yeah! We can all be buddies!
Phi
I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but...
Jensen
We won't forfeit. We still have an order to execute you on sight.
Balthios
You heard him, we're not pulling back here.
Dimitri
Then I'm afraid I shall take the path of revenge once more...
The entire time... I was saving it for Kirei...
But if I have to let it out here, then I won't regret a thing!
Voice
DIMITRI!
Dimitri
C-Central? What are you doing here?!
Central
Don't do this. Don't you dare get any blood on your hands right now!
Dimitri
But...
Central
I don't want to hear it. You have been personally chosen by Captain Narukami as the man who will take down Kirei.
We can't afford to lose you here.
As for me... I'm old and washed up, but I can still put up a fight.
This is the least I can do, Dimitri.
I've failed. Even when given a shot at redemption, I couldn't do a thing.
But this time... This time, things HAVE to be different.
Go on, Dimitri! Get Kirei for us!
Dimitri
Central... I understand. I will honor you all!
Central
As for you, the real traitors... We're taking you down in the name of our fallen comrades!

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Adam Jensen & Balthios James & Tyrone Ngubu
  2. Central & Second Carlos & Phi
  • Elimination Tag

Phi -> Balthios James
Adam Jensen -> Second Carlos (count-out)
Adam Jensen -> Phi
Central -> Adam Jensen
Central -> Tyrone Ngubu
  • Central & Second Carlos & Phi
    • Win

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. Komaeda Nagito
  2. Yuki Makoto
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Komaeda Nagito (2-0)
    • Win

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

Rando
I-I'm s-sorry... For f-f-failing y-you out there... M-Master...
Ingurland
It's foine, lad! We've missed ya more than anythin'!
The real you, of course! Not wotever the fook was the thing walking around before!
And my name isn't "Master", y'know? You can just call me "King"!
Rando
D-Did I... d-do g-g-good, t-then?
Ingurland
Gotta shake off the ring rust! It's normal to lose a foight once in a while!
As far as Oi'm concerned, we cood go back to brawlin' in that ring any day now!
Been a while since our last proper match!
Well, I've gotta get ready fer me toitle match! You have sumthin' in mind too, roight?!
Gonna work on taking down that General Manager lad with your new mates or wotever...
Rando
Y-Yes... I s-s-shall do t-that... T-Thank y-y-you...
Ingurland
Awright! Ruber, are ya ready?!
We can go watch sum footy later in celebration after we win the belts! Oi've got free tickets for us!
Ruber
...
...It's called Soccer.
Learn what REAL football is before you try to teach me anything. You were never my King.
Now, we have a PLAN to go on with... Right, partner?
Mr. America
That's right. The plan... It starts with the Tag Team Titles...

Match 13[edit | edit source]

  1. Men With a Plan (Ruber & Micah Bell)
  2. The Thunder Saints (Kido Reiji & Johnny Gat)
  • Elimination Tag
    • For /v/ Tag Team Titles

Micah Bell -> Johnny Gat
  • Men With a Plan
    • Win

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Todd
The only thing I see on the hallway is a bunch of unconscious bodies. The path should be clear.
Kojima
Very goodo! Ret's make our way to the cosmicu eggu and waitto for our faitoful meetingu, then!
B. Battler
I don't think we gotta wait for that... Look over there!
Chris-Chan
Sonichu!
Tatsuya
We got you now, Mr. General Manager!
Ichiban
Wait, are those...?
Tatsuya
Kojima, Todd, and Black Battler... Sounds like those reports were true...
Just what is going on here?!
Power
Hey, nice horns!
N-Not that I think t-they're better than mine or a-anything!
Kojima
Fushigidane, Tatsuya-san... For someoneru to finarry rearize who I reary am...
In facuto, I haveru been waitingo for you...
Todd
...This is the guy you've been wanting to meet this whole time?
Power
Gahahahaha! Who even would want to meet Tatsuya? He's a looooooser!
Kojima
Ah, you see... He has somethingo wittho him that is very importanto to our endo goaru...
Actuary... It's notto with him raito now!
Power
GAHHHHHHHHHH!
Tatsuya
Power!
Rando
W-W-What... H-Happened?!
Ichiban
Dammit, it's that military guy you told me about! What is he gonna do with her?!
Kojima
Do notto worryu, arr he wirr do is feedo her vegetaboru untir she pukeru the Summoningu Key.
Tatsuya
You monster! That's the most horrible thing she could go through!
I don't trust any of you with your ideals for a new world! We're going to stop it, no matter what!
Todd
Trying to take us four-on-three, huh... You can't even win a regular four-on-four!
Ichiban
Oh, I'll show you this time around! I'm getting extra XP from this fight!
Voice
HEYYY, DO YOU NEED A PARTNER, YOU SAY?
Agent 49
DAMMIT, I'VE BEEN SITTING IN AN EMPTY ROOM TRYING TO THINK OF WHAT TO DO SINCE MY MASTER PLAN TO WIN TFR UNDERGROUND FAILED!
THAT HUNK DISGUISE WAS REALLY GOOD, BUT IT TOTALLY BLOCKED MY VISION A BIT! THAT'S WHY I LOST!
Tatsuya
Who are you? What are you talking about?!
Rando
I-I r-r-remember... Him...
Agent 49
WELL, ALL I KNOW IS THAT I REALLY DON'T LIKE THAT RED-HAIRED GUY! IF YOU NEED A FOURTH PERSON FOR THIS FIGHT, LET ME FIGHT HIM!
Tatsuya
...Oh... Uhh... I think we can handle this by ourselves...
Agent 49
COME ON NOW! HE LOOKS GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! I'M SURE I CAN KICK HIS ASS!
LET ME JOIN YOU!

> Agent 49 joins your party without your consent!

Tatsuya
...God dammit.
Okay, Ichiban, you're going to team up with this guy to make sure he doesn't screw up.
Ichiban
Me? I better not have to keep using buffs and healing him over and over again!
Tatsuya
Rando, you can handle Todd, right?
Rando
Y-Yes... I m-m-must...
Tatsuya
Kojima... This is between you and me.
Kojima
It has arways been, Tatsuya-san! I wirr makeru you use the Key for us!
Tatsuya
I won't allow it!

Match 14[edit | edit source]

  1. Rando
  2. Todd Howard
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Rando (2-1)
    • Win

Match 15[edit | edit source]

  1. Kasuga Ichiban & Agent 49
  2. Black Battler & Chris-Chan
  • Elimination Tag

Kasuga Ichiban -> Chris-Chan
Black Battler -> Ichiban Kasuga
Black Battler -> Agent 49
  • Black Battler & Chris-Chan
    • Win

Match 16[edit | edit source]

  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Kojima Hideo
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Suou Tatsuya (2-0)
    • Win

Lore 11[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
The battle is over, Kojima. Your dreams of a new world are dead!
Ichiban, quick! Go get Power back!
Ichiban
Alright!
Kojima
Ahhh... Werr done, werr done... HOWEVERU, are'ntto you forgettingu somethingu?
Tatsuya
What do you mean? Whatever you were scheming is done with!
It's time for us to turn our attention to BANS and The Kings!
Kojima
The Greatto Froodu... has begun...
Tatsuya
What?
Kojima
And Coorsvirru sharr stay safu...
Tatsuya
What is going on, dammit?
Rando
I-I... I c-c-can f-feel... B-Beneath my f-f-feet...
Kojima
The City of Coorsvirru sharr now take flaito!
Tatsuya
A flying city? You gotta be kidding me...
Kojima
It is the onry way for itto to notto be affectedo by the froodo...
Ichiban
Tatsuya! She made a pretty big mess over here, man! Can't you help me clean it up?!
Power
B-B-Blerghhh...
Tatsuya
Ichiban... Don't you see what's going on here?!
Ichiban
Someone used an earthquake spell, right?
Tatsuya
...That's not how it works!
Either way, just bring her along for now!
Kojima
So, Mistah Tatsuya... You're rooking for answeru, are you notto?
You wirr find them not with Chaossu or Raw... Butto deepo insido the cosmicu eggu!
Go, and you wirr see what I am tarking aboutto!
Tatsuya
Wait! What do you mean?! This isn't a trap, is it?
Ugh! That guy... There's something weird about him!
Agent 49
Well, I'm done with FAGGLER, so I'll be leaving now!
Remember, everyone... Black Battler isn't REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAL!
Tatsuya
You feeling okay, Power?
Power
I f-feel l-like... death...
Tatsuya
So you're not gonna make shitty jokes and stroke your own ego every three seconds? Sounds good to me.
Power
I h-h-hate you!
Tatsuya
Rando has dibs on the stuttering gimmick. Go ask management for a new one.
Rando
D-D-Do I?
Ichiban
I see you're all in high spirits again!
Well, anyway, I retrieved this quest item! Power vomited it out!
Tatsuya
That... That must be the "Key" everyone is talking about...
Did you at least wash it a bit?
Ichiban
Uhhh... Y-Yeah, of course I did!
Tatsuya
Then I'll take care of it. Sounds like a really important artifact...
...Does it usually smell this bad?
Ichiban
Hmmm, moving on... Are we really going inside that thing?
Tatsuya
If this egg was the main focus of the Kings, BANS and Kojima all along... Then it must be important somehow.
I don't really trust what he says, but it's worth checking it out.
Let's go.

Match 17[edit | edit source]

  1. Aleph (#3)
  2. Chris Redfield (#4)
  3. Boomer (#5)
  4. Adol Christin (#6)
  5. The Necrodancer (#1)
  6. Kuzunoha Raidou (#2)
  • Elimination Chamber

Kuzunoha Raidou -> The Necrodancer
Kuzunoha Raidou -> Aleph
Boomer -> Kuzunoha Raidou
Boomer -> Chris Redfield
Adol Christin -> Boomer
  • Adol Christin
    • Win

Lore 12[edit | edit source]

Fred
W-Where am I...
What is this place? Was all the stuff Chris did to me... A dream?
Bevi
Ah, I see you've woken up.
Fred
You... You're the one who dragged me out of that dungeon.
Bevi
Yes. We even participated in the Royal Rumble match afterwards, don't you recall that?
And then... I brought you here.
Fred
Why? What is your goal?
Bevi
Fred... I think it's about time someone from the outside was told about the entire truth. Someone who's been there from the start.
Let's start with an easy one. What is the goal of the Resistance you're part of?
Fred
That's simple. They just want peace and a shared future between everyone, right?
Bevi
Correct. However, have you ever considered how they have never presented a solid solution to the recurring conflicts?
How they just expect things to solve themselves, despite the fact that every time a new threat is eliminated, a different one takes its place?
Peace for the sake of peace is never going to work. That's what they do not grasp.
Besides, they have never accounted for the fact that when you're fighting monsters, you have to be careful not to become one yourself.
Do you realize how those so-called "raids" have accomplished nothing other than fueling the flames of war?
Fred
You're wrong! As long as everyone cooperates, we can reach peaceful times!
That's how I solved my problems with Leon in the past! Both sides just need to understand each other!
Bevi
Bashing you over the head with facts over and over again won't accomplish anything if you're not willing to listen... But moving on...
What is the goal of the army of Chaos, the ones I've been aligned with?
Fred
To create a world ruled by the strong, isn't it? One in which you can get opportunities just by proving you deserve them.
I don't think that idea by itself is that wrong, but... It just seems too harsh at times, and they certainly don't go about it the right way.
Bevi
You wouldn't be wrong to think that. However, you gotta admit they are strong-willed enough to stay true to their ideals.
They would create a world of which many people have dreamed of.
One where backstage politics wouldn't hold you back, and no authority figures or tendencious booking would stand in your way.
However... Is it really an ideal place to live on?
Fred
...
Bevi
Now, my last question... What is the goal of the ones who serve the Three Kings?
Fred
I... I... Don't know...
Bevi
Psh, it should have been obvious by now, Fred.
They want to bring us all back to the old times.
Their "Promised Land" is nothing more than restoring the world back to what it was during the time known as Season One.
However, things would be different this time around.
No one who joined the fights past that point would be allowed in, with a very few exceptions.
For example, the winner of the King of the Boards tournament. That is, Maximillion Pegasus.
Fred
Season One... Back then, I was already here...
But what is so wrong about wanting to go back to those times? We could bring everyone back, couldn't we?
Bevi
The Kings are looking for the worst kind of peace.
In that new world, everything would go according to their script, and no one would be free of their control.
Once the "Bogdanoff Championship Wrestling" plot was concluded... Wrestling, itself, would become entirely scripted, start-to-finish.
Could you imagine such a situation, Fred?
Fred
No! ...Anything but that...
Bevi
That is also why some of the Law recruits have turned back to their old personalities.
The problem with the current world is that something, way back then, threw a wrench into the original plans of the Kings.
Fred
You mean when me, Chris, Leon and Therapist defeated them?
Bevi
No. Their plan went off the rails a bit before that. What really caused it, though... That, I do not know.
If the Kings manage to create that new world, and to finish that plot exactly as they had originally intended...
Then, they shall reach the Golden Land... "Eternal Season One".
That is also something I'm looking to prevent.
Fred
Is that why you went with Chaos despite not fully agreeing with their methods, then?
Bevi
That is where you're wrong. I'm only aligned with Chaos on the surface.
The whole point of bringing you here... Was to offer you a spot on the group I'm part of.
The world we are looking to create will be truly boundless.
In that world, no longer will humanity be limited by their weak genetics.
No longer will conflict prove itself necessary, because we will all be the same.
We are a group that has been deceiving all other alignments for a long time.
A group that consists of incredibly capable masterminds, such as myself, of course.
We call ourselves... "Men With a Plan".
Dutch
I always told you... To have some goddamn FAITH!