S6E13

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
...
...How... H-How could this...?
Power
WELL, YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO RARELY FLUSHES TURDS!
WHAT'S WITH YOU? HUMANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SENSITIVE!
Voice
It is common knowledge that the least you should do after going to a public restroom is to flush! You need to learn some manners!
And why are you calling me "human"?
Tatsuya
Power... We gotta go.
Power
HUH? ALREADY? But I didn't even get to drink this human's blood yet!
Tatsuya
You already got enough from biting my neck when I wasn't looking. No more of that for you today.
Besides, don't be rude to strangers like that!
Power
Humpf! All of you lack respect for your superiors!
You'll pay for this one day, Tatsuya! You and everyone who-
Tatsuya
I can already hear the marching of the troops nearby...
Power
S-Sorry! I'm s-sorry, l-lady!
Voice
Apologies accepted... I guess?
Wait... Tatsuya? Is that you?
Tatsuya
...Do I know you?
Miyao
Oh, sorry, it's been a while, hasn't it? It's me, Mitake Miyao. Good to see you still alive!
Tatsuya
M-Miyao?! W-What do you mean...
Miyao
What is it? You look like you've seen a ghost!
Tatsuya
...Did I imagine it?
It can't be... Didn't I just talk to him and everything?
Huh...?
...
Miyao
Oh, there he is again!
Power
What? Did you shit your pants or somethin'?
Tatsuya
...
...Miyao... L-Long time no see, how have you been?
Miyao
Oh, I'm glad you asked! In those past 12 years... I became a professional cat video uploader!
Some of my work is going viral! I recorded some lady's cat dancing the other day, you wouldn't believe it unless you saw it with your own two eyes!
Such gracious moves! Everyone in the comments is asking if such a thing is even real!
Power
Hey, hey, hey! How did they teach him to do that?!
Do you know? I'm interested in cats, personally!
Tatsuya
Flush your turds and maybe she'll tell you next time.
Power
Die! That's why cats are better than humans!
Tatsuya
Anyway, professional cat video uploader? Sounds like a solid career choice, if only... a bit unique.
Miyao
Yep, hahahah! How about you? Planning to do anything? You look like you haven't aged a day!
Tatsuya
...
Yeah, don't worry... I'm the same as always.
...Say, Miyao...
You haven't seen a guy with glasses and a baseball cap around, have you?
Miyao
Glasses and a baseball cap... Nope, don't recall seeing anyone like that around.
Anyway, I need to get ready! I'm going to give wrestling a try again! It's been a long while!
Tatsuya
Has it?
Miyao
Yeah, you dummy! I don't think I've wrestled once ever since I was a teenager!
Tatsuya
Oh, right. Good luck with that, then!
Miyao
I'll see you around!
Tatsuya
...
Power
What's with the face? Are you really that bad with girls?
Or is it, perhaps, that you just have no friends, so you aren't used to interactions like that? GAHAHAHAHAHA!
G-GAAAAAHHHHH! D-Don't look at me l-like that!
Tatsuya
Stop with the unnecessary remarks. I've already told you, next time around, I'm calling the army me-
Huh? That noise... That wasn't me...
Power
I-IT CAN'T BE! T-THEY'RE HEEEEEEEEEEERE!
Q-QUICK, TATSUYA, HIDE ME! HIDE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tatsuya
Oh, NOW you're all touchy and friendly?!
Come on, we need to check it out!
Power
N-NO! PLEASE! T-THEY CAN'T SEE ME!
Sgt. Hawk
Hahaha! There it is! The fiend we were looking for!
Give her over, boy! We have a special delivery coming up!
Tatsuya
Well, damn me, they actually came!
Sgt. Hawk
You have until the count of ten before I take action!
One...
Power
WAIT! W-WHERE DID YOU GO? C-COWARD!
H-HEY! G-GET BACK! I'LL LET YOU TOUCH MY CHEST! YOU CAN'T J-JUST LEAVE ME HERE!
Sgt. Hawk
Well, Fiend. It's time for you to get a little taste of the good stuff!
Power
NO! NOT THE ARMY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Sgt. Hawk
  2. Power
  • Sgt. Hawk
    • Win

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Mysterious voice
I don't know who you are, but... If you have the Summoning Key, then it is our destiny to fight.
Tatsuya
Show yourself, fiend!
Mysterious voice
...Only one of us will escape this domain alive.
The victor shall claim the Summoning Key, and return in triumph!
Matador
Only the greatest warrior is worthy of such power. That warrior is I, Matador.
I'm sorry to say, but it seems you are rather weak to be in possession of it.
You should give it to someone more deserving, like myself...
Tatsuya
Wait... Could you be... Peleador?
Matador
How dare you call me such a name?!
You shall face my wrath!
I swear, by my sword and capote, that I will prove victorious!
Now, let the battle begin!

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Matador
  2. Suou Tatsuya
  • Suou Tatsuya
    • Win

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
Now... Oh, right. Power. I gotta find her.
Sgt. Hawk
Now that I defeated you...
There's only one thing left to do. My duty.
You shall be victim of the most horrifying thing possible...
I brought you... A BROCCOLI!
Power
N-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A-ANYTHING BUT THAT! I-I C-CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOOOORE!
Sgt. Hawk
You're gonna eat it... And you're gonna LIKE IT!
Power
H-Huh? Y-YOU... YOU S-SAVED M-ME?!
Tatsuya
I did?
Power
I-I MEAN... GAHAHAHAHAHA! What a weakling! I was about to finish him off right there!
Why did you stop me, you dumb human?!
Tatsuya
Oh, you want me to go back? Sure...
Power
N-NO! Uh, actually... I-I think I have a lead!
Let's check out the, hmmm... Coolsville!! I'm sure we'll find one of your friends there!
Tatsuya
And what makes you think that?
Power
I have 2000 IQ, remember? Don't question it!
Tatsuya
I don't believe you, but... I'm also out of ideas. Alright.

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Kojima
Hahahahaha! That was very funny! Very funny!
Thissu Agentto 50 wrestrer make me very prouddo of beingu generaru manageru!
Now thatto I sentto HUNK-sama on vacationoru, I needo to make dimeru some other way...
Raito! I know whatto do!
Joe! Gay guy from Agentto 50 promo! He haveru Iconico Matchu againstto Godzillaru!
I justto do same matchu again! They eatto it uppu!
Ando then... Afterwarudo... I debutto secretto powerfuru masterumindo!
His firsto everu matchu! Everyoneru wirr rabu it! He wirr face our strongestto new warrioru!
Rets startto the show!

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Tazuna Joe (0)
  2. Godzilla (0)
  3. Agent 50 (3)
  • Triple Threat Tables Ironman 15m.
  • Agent 50 (3)
    • Win

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Narushima Jakob
  2. DUMMY_RING_NAME_0000
  • Narushima Jakob
    • Win

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Red
  2. Mitake Miyao
  • Red
    • Win

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Haze
Well, shit, that didn't work out, did it?!
Why do you have to be such a worthless jobber, Mr. Palm Pounder?
Extra
L-Listen, he was... A lot stronger t-than I imagined...
Haze
I heard that guy is a bitch! There's no way he's THAT strong!
Extra
T-Trust me... H-He is...
Juno
He's right, Haze. Well, not specifically about that man, though.
The real problem here is that everyone around you had twelve years to train and hone their skills...
Meanwhile, you two just kept running around and doing unnecessary things for a few weeks, and suddenly you're back here.
Haze
Yeah, if this fucker with me had actually practiced his moves a bit more lately, then it wouldn't have come to this.
Instead, he'd rather try learning how to steal other people's accounts in very specific and disgusting fetish websites!
Extra
D-Don't kinkshame me!
Haze
"Kinkshame"? God, you're pathetic.
Juno
You're right in a way. You did have plenty more matches than he did while in that world.
But it doesn't seem to have mattered much, looking at how things went with Dan.
Haze
Oh, come on now, I'm a lot better than him!
See, you need my help with taking that guy down, right? So I'll just go ahead and do this shit!
Juno
Haze, that's not a smart move. Trust me, I do want him gone, but...
Haze
Let me be the fucking hero for once, alright?! You got us out of there, it's the least I can do!
Juno
Haze...
Haze
I'm going in. You, just wait here or go to the hospital. It's not like I care.
Extra
A-Alright...

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Haze
  2. AluKWAB
  • Extreme Rules
  • AluKWAB
    • Win

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Power
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!! FASTER! FASTEEEEEEEEEER!!!
Tatsuya
H-Hey, hands off! I know how to drive!
And we're going fast enough already!
Power
BORING! GO FASTER, FASTER! FASTER THAN LIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Tatsuya
WAIT, IS THAT A-
...
Ugh, shit... A... A barbed wire across the road?
Glad I noticed it somehow...
P-Power... are you okay?
I-I'm gonna d-die... w-without even winning the n-nobel p-prize...
Power
W-When I get back... to hell... I-I'll m-make s-sure to book you a s-spot there...
Tatsuya
...
Power
G-Goodb-
Tatsuya
Oh, come on now. No one is falling for that. You don't even have any bruises!
Power
GAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BUT YOU TOTALLY DID FALL FOR IT, DIDN'T YOU?!
I SAW IT IN YOUR FACE!
YOU WERE ABOUT TO CRY! ALL BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT ME, PUNY HUMAN!
Tatsuya
Actually, I was just thinking about why do I even keep you around. But, moving on...
Just who would set up a booby-trap in the middle of the road like that?
It surely wasn't anyone with good intentions...
Clowny voice
YOOOOOOOUUUUU GUESSED RIIIIIIIIIIGHT! HYAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!
JOKER
OUR INTENTION HERE IS JUST TO KILL YOU!
JOKER
THE VOICES CAME UP WITH THIS BRILLIANT PLAN! VOICESVOICESVOICESVOICES!
Sweet Tooth
It's over, kid.
Clowny voice
HEEEEEEEY! WHY AM I NOT IN THE SHOT?
Sweet Tooth
We've practiced this pose for too damn long! You'd ruin it!
Hisoka
Besides, it'll make you cool and mysterious if you can't be seen...
Clowny voice
OH SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!
Tatsuya
Four of you... Now that's a new low.
But I'll take it. It's my duty to carry everyone's hopes on my shoulders!
Power, stand back! I'll take care of t-
...Power?
Oh, of course... Why did I even think she wouldn't do that?
Bring it on!
Clowny voice
GET HIM BOYS!
JOKER
H-HUH?!
Hisoka
That old man...!
Delta
Gold star.
There's no need to look so threatening.
However, Tatsuya, your time has not arrived just yet.
You are a necessary element of my plan...
Therefore... There's only thing left to do.
My greatest masterpieces shall take your place in this battle.
Warriors that turned out so strong, that even the Three Kings are trying to replicate.
Top-class soldiers fruit of years and years of research.
JOKER
AHHHH, ENOUGH WITH THE CHIT-CHAT, OLD GEEZER! IF YOU WANT TO DIE TOO, THEN BE MY GUEST! HYAAAHHEHEHEHAEHAEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Delta
Tatsuya, think back on your path to this very moment...
You already know the next step on your journey.
As for you four... Let's being your final Decision Game...

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. The Circus (JOKER & Hisoka & Sweet Tooth & Tricky)
  2. Delta Squad (Boss & Fixer & Scorch & Sev)
  • Not Elimination Tag

Sweet Tooth → Sev
  • The Circus
    • Win

Match 7b[edit | edit source]

  1. The Circus (JOKER & Hisoka & Sweet Tooth & Tricky)
  2. Delta Squad (Boss & Fixer & Scorch & Sev)
  • Elimination Tag

Sweet Tooth → Sev (from previous match)
Hisoka → Boss (count-out)
Hisoka → Fixer
Sweet Tooth → Scorch
  • The Circus
    • Win

Note: Rematch because OP forgot to turn on Elimination.

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Delta
...Although they all deserve a second chance for a hopeful future, we can't keep losing people.
We must do whatever is necessary to preserve the future.
Narukami
Besides, it's about time we took an offensive approach.
Juzo has made me understand that better.
Delta
The main objective is to protect as many people's lives as possible.
Vanquishing despair should, indeed, be a goal, but it shouldn't be put above human lives.
The Three Kings's Coolsville Takeover plan is being put into motion as we speak.
It needs to be stopped, and the army of Chaos has already made its way into the city.
Narukami
It's the Resistance's job to follow them, and retrieve what is ours.
I will be personally conducting a search for Date Kaname, who has been kidnapped.
But we also have to worry about the championships, and we need to gather them as soon as possible.
Therefore, Koga is being sent to take the belt from Chris.
Rance, however, went out by himself. He said he had things to take care of in the Red-Light District...
There's nothing I could say to stop him. All we can do is believe he'll come back in one piece.
Delta
As for the tag-team championships... The approach to take should be a slower one. Wait for the two belts to be in the same place again.
Narukami
That is the plan we're going with.

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Philip U. Butler
  2. Phoenix Wright
  • Tables, Ladders, and Chairs
  • Philip U. Butler
    • Win

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Yuki Makoto
  2. Rando (w/ Komaeda Nagito support)
    • For 1/2 of /v/ Tag Team Title
  • Rando
    • Win

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Adol
So that was 0% of your power... Impressive.
Bevi
Heh, I just got unlucky.
Adol
Next time around, I want you to show me more of it. Maybe you've got what it takes...
You wouldn't be allowed to go challenge Chris straight away if you didn't. Either way, good luck.
In the meantime, I'll find that guy who kept ripping me off and take his belt from him!
Bevi
And I just might consider using 0.0001% against Chris, if he proves himself worthy...

Rean
Haha... Nice of Battler to invite us over for a training session, eh, Albus?
Albus
I hope we can give lotsa headpatts!
Kirei
It's a honor to have you two here.
And I'm glad to see you also agreed to our small non-aggression pact.
Rean
What are you talking about? Haha... Aren't we all wrestlers?
Albus
Yeah, why would we do you any harm? Haha...
Rean
It's not like you touched the silver-haired girl or anything...
Kirei
...Right. Anyway, we needed someone to teach a recruit of ours a few moves! And we couldn't think of anyone better than you, Rean!
But considering your disciple is also with you... We're gonna have a bonus-lesson! Let's make the match two-on-two!
Rean
Haha... But when do I get to teach the girls in your army?
Kirei
Oh, afterwards! Don't worry about it, we've got plenty! Are you a fan of rabbit girls, per chance?
Rean
I think they're a fan of me... Haha...

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Heavy Machinery (Rean Schwarzer & Albus Bernstein)
  2. Johnny Gat & Kido Reiji
  • Extreme Rules Falls Count Anywhere Elimination Tornado Tag

Johnny Gat → Albus Bernstein
Kido Reiji → Rean Schwarzer
  • Johnny Gat & Kido Reiji
    • Win

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. The Headmaster (w/ Head Doctor support)
  2. Chris Benoit
  • The Headmaster
    • Win

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

Raidou
We're here to put a stop to your plans, Graham.
You have one half of the Tag Team Championships, and we want it!
This is a three-on-one situation. We'll make things easier for you if you just hand it over!
Graham
May God forgive you for trying to steal a holy artifact in such a way... Because I won't!
I'll exterminate you even if I have to do it alone!
Raidou
Then so be it! You shall witness my old friend's new form first-hand!
He's now the most powerful being around!
Lucifer
Yes... You should have seen the look on Wesker's face...
Power... I have all the po-
V. Angelo
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW, DUDE, HOW DID YOU GET THAT COOL THING ON YOUR ARM?
M'Rizen
CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE ON MY DICK? MAN, THAT'D BE GREAT!
V. Angelo
YEAH, IMAGINE IT! A HUGE, DISGUSTING, TALKING COCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN!
M'Rizen
ALSO, IT'S NOT JUST HIS ARM! HE'S ALL-AROUND WEIRD! TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ALIEN, TOO!
V. Angelo
HEY BRO, I'VE GOT A SNIPER RIFLE SITTING AROUND IF YOU WANNA CRAWL BACK INTO UR MUM'S WOMB SO I CAN ABORT YOU!
Graham
Oh, you two...
Lucifer
"Disgusting"? "Weird"? How dare you call me that?!
I am the new ruler of this world! You will all pay for this!
I'LL END IT THUS!

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. Joshua Graham & The Split (M'Rizen & V. Angelo)
  2. Jacket & Lucifer & Kuzunoha Raidou
  • Elimination Tag
    • For 1/2 of /v/ Tag Team Title

Kuzunoha Raidou → V. Angelo (count-out)
Jacket → M'Rizen
Joshua Graham → Lucifer
Jacket → Joshua Graham
  • Jacket & Lucifer & Kuzunoha Raidou
    • Win

Match 13[edit | edit source]

  1. Adol Christin
  2. Rance
  • Extreme Rules Falls Count Anywhere 2/3 Falls
    • For King of Jobbers Title
  • Adol Christin (2-1)
    • Win

Match 14[edit | edit source]

  1. Bevi (1)
  2. Narushima Koga (2)
  3. Chris Redfield (2)
  • Anything Goes Falls Count Anywhere 20m. Ironman
    • For /v/ Title
  • Draw

Match 15[edit | edit source]

  1. Narushima Koga (w/ Bevi support)
  2. Chris Redfield
  • Extreme Rules Falls Count Anywhere 2/3 Falls
    • For /v/ Title
  • Chris Redfield (2-1)
    • Win

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
Coolsville... Home...
At least it was before they fucked everything up.
Power
This is where you lived? I think this place suc-
Tatsuya
Don't finish that sentence.
Power
Huh? Do you care about this shithole that much?
Tatsuya
No, you're just giving me sweet memories.
Power
Weirdo.
Tatsuya
Either way, what's up with you just abandoning me back there?
Didn't you say you were doing me a favor? That you were gonna be useful and that I was nothing without you?
Power
Huh? Did I? Naaaahhh...
See, I didn't run away! I just got a veeeeeeery important call!
Tatsuya
A call?
Power
Yeah! It seems like the Japanese government got reaaaally interested in my 100% sales tax idea!
Tatsuya
You don't even own a phone...
Power
I-I lost it! I lost it i-in the w-woods!
A-Actually, you stole it from me, didn't you?! IT'S IN YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW, THIEF!!!
Tatsuya
...That's a lighter.
Power
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, ANYWAY! What are we doing here again?
Tatsuya
I was told to come to this place. Apparently, something important is gonna happen soon.
Power
THAT SOUND... JOECOINS?!
MINE! MINE! THEY'RE MIIIIIIIIIINE!
Tatsuya
Wait, Power!
The coins are... falling off that trashcan?
Wait! I see it now! Someone is inside it!
Power
WHATEVER! JUST GET THEM OUT! I WANT THE COINS!
I'LL BECOME RICH! I'LL BUILD MY OWN PALACE WITH THOSE!
Tatsuya
Hey... Are you okay?
Wait... Is that you, Ichiban?
Ichiban
H-Heya... HEEEEEEEEY?
Where the hell am I? Shit...
Tatsuya
What happened? Why were you just... buried in trash?
Ichiban
The base... Those damn Troubleshooters! They betrayed us!
And they... THEY RUINED OUR HAPPY ENDING!
SERGE! THEY KILLED SERGE! THEY SHOT HIM\nRIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
AND I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
Tatsuya
Alright, alright, calm down.
You can explain everything to me later. Just let me ask one thing.
Power
YEAH! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE GLASSES? THEY'RE RAD!
Tatsuya
That's not what I was gonna talk about...
Ichiban, if they killed Serge right in front of you... How come you're still alive?
Ichiban
I don't understand it either... Last thing I remember...
I swear that bastard Pixy shot at me several times, but I'm completely unscathed...
How did I even end up here?
Tatsuya
...
So that's what my "next step" was...
Something is weird. We need to figure out what's happening.
Would you care to join us?
Power
Eh... I don't generally get along with humans, but I guess this guy is alright!
He paid me enough for membership, after all! GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ichiban
If that's how I can avenge Serge, then I won't hesitate!
Power
See, you finally have a friend now, Tatsuya! What an evolution!
Maybe on the next episode you'll learn how to talk to women without them running away!
Tatsuya
You certainly wouldn't count as one...