S6E11

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Ruber
So, that's what you meant when you said you wanted to go out for some beer?
Ingurland
Yeah, it's a bloody shame the fookin waitress isn't getting me my gosh damn gravy!
Ruber
Hah, it really is taking a while...
...By the way, after I took over the Kingdom, I was wondering...
Wasn't it supposed to be... bigger?
Ingurland
The frickin' main ship just vanished into thin air twelve years ago. 'twas just before the rumbling, too.
Ruber
Huh...? That's...
Ingurland
There they are! Our guests fer today's Royal Banquet!
Although I guess I shouldn't be in such a happy mood, considerin' everythin' that's been goin' on...
...Well, Oi'm glad you lads made it out at the very least.
But surely me favourite playa Ngubu didn't try to do something that horrible, did he?
Nero
Sorry, but it seems like it.
Gene
Geralt and Zoomer were lucky to get out alive, even.
Ingurland
Dammit! I wonder if I can at least sell the shirt I had bought with his name on it?
Ruber
I don't know about that, King.
Dante
...I should've done more for everyone else, but the situation was just so chaotic... I didn't know the doors were locked at all.
Central
...Whoever it was that opened up the entrances... They have my eternal gratitude.
But that doesn't mean much. My life, from now on, shall be dedicated to those who died because of me.
It's a burden I should carry alone, and because of it...
I'm sorry, but I can't be the one leading the Resistance any longer. I'm stepping down.
We'll decide on my successor soon enough... Besides, we still have the whole thing with the missing people...
And we need a new, temporary base...
Ingurland
Lad, I moight have lost my fookin castle, but I'll find you a noice place!
The King can do at least that much!
Central
Is that so? Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.
Koga
...Guys...
Aniki
Koga! What's with that face?
Koga
I just got off the phone.
I've just been told that... That... M-My little brother joined BANS's army.
Gene
What? You have a brother? Since when?
Koga
We never got along that well... But he always shared the same dream as me.
He wanted to be a real fighter.
I just didn't think it would be like this... That he'd side with someone like BANS.
I was already worried about Leon and my title match... Then there was this whole situation just now... And now my brother is gonna be making his debut, too?
Just what the hell is going on?
Gene
Say, that brother of yours... Just how strong is he?
Koga
Well... The truth is...
I could never compare to him...

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Rando
This is Rando. Yes, I do have the Messiah with me currently.
His skills are surely impressive from what I can see.
I truly believe he has the potential to be the second coming of our savior.
We haven't spotted any of the Resistance survivors yet. But if we do, the order is to kill on sight, correct?
Makoto
...It is a shame that it has come to this.
But the Kings have given me new life with a set purpose, and I must fulfill it.
Those, who in their unthinkable arrogance, oppose their plans, have no other fate than inevitably perishing.
Therefore, I see no reason to delay what is bound to happen.
Rando
History has shown it, again and again, that it's pointless to go against the Kings.
Makoto
Their countless efforts with those so-called "raids" resulted in nothing but failures.
They might have accomplished something when standing toe-to-toe with the army of Chaos, but the Kings came out completely unfazed.
Rando
Indeed. We stand on the right side in this battle.
And the time to take down BANS will soon come. However, our only orders currently are to exterminate the Resistance.
Either way... HQ, are there any secondary objectives we should know of?
Makoto
...Rando, behind you!
Adol
Hah. I see, you guys were trying to prey on the weak, weren't ya?
Finishing them off before they can get back up...
That's pretty smart, I must admit...
However, that isn't proof of your strength at all!
If you really want to test your limits, then... I'll be your opponent!
Makoto
...

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Jacket
  2. Rando
  • Extreme Rules
  • Rando
    • Win

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Adol Christin
  2. Yuki Makoto
  • Extreme Rules
  • Adol Christin
    • Win

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Walter
Finally! After years and years of research, I've finally found it!
The way to become stronger than anyone else!
Raidou! People need to know about this! Call Alice for me!
Raidou
...Huh? That's sudden. Alright.
Walter
Alice! My dear! How have you been?
Alice
Mister... Who is that man over on the other room?
Walter
Oh, you mean the fellow with the mechanical arms? He's being studied by a few of our friends.
It's a very curious case. I was the one who built those arms, but such function was never intended.
They're imbued with such sheer hatred that they seem to be aiming to fulfill their former owner's will.
It's funny to think how this branch of Sminem Corporation has been actively working against the Three Kings for years at this point...
Yet, nothing is being done about it!
Raidou
It does make me think, though... Do they really not know?
Walter
As long as we can use those facilities, I don't mind!
Anyway, back to the topic at hands...
Alice! The way I can become the strongest being in this planet is...
Alice
Hmmmm?
Walter
I need to become a grotesque tumor on your cute little feet!
Alice
Huh?
Walter
I mean, arm! I need to become a tumor on your arm, Alice!
That's the only way I can overpower everybody else! That's how we can build the world we've always wanted!
Alice
...
Let's do it, mister! That's... Kinky!
Walter
W-Where did you learn that word?
Raidou
I'd guess your younger self taught her a bunch of things...
Walter
A-Ah, I see... The joys of youth!
Well, let us get started, then.
Raidou
...I shall see myself out.
Walter
Hm? Do you have anything to do right now?
Raidou
Apparently, one of agents of Three Kings is on his way here.
If he finds out about the projects being carried out at this facility...
He's really loyal to the Kings, and a very loud person. The information will spread out like wildfire.
We would have to abandon this building immediately, leaving everything behind.
Walter
Hoy, that doesn't sound like good news!
Raidou
Don't worry. I'll take care of him.

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Albert Wesker
  2. Kuzunoha Raidou
  • Kuzunoha Raidou
    • Win

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Johnny Gat
  2. Narushima Jakob
  • Extreme Rules
  • Narushima Jakob
    • Win

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Juzo
Seems like we're gonna be reallocating soon, heh?
Narukami
Yeah...
Juzo
No matter where we go, though... I shall stay by your side.
Narukami
...
Juzo
W-Well... Hmmm... do you think the Troubleshooters... were tainted by despair?
Narukami
I believe that they can still find hope in the future, no matter what.
They've done some terrible things... But it's never too late to start anew.
That's the most important fact.
Juzo
I see...
Hey, Yu...
Narukami
What is it?
Juzo
...When did you get a prosthetic eye?
Narukami
Oh... That thing...
I don't know. I just found something in my jacket, and when I went to look at what it was... It just jumped into my eye socket!
Juzo
Huh? It jumped into your socket?
Wait! Maybe it's rigged to explode or something! It's a trap! Throw it away!
Narukami
Well, you see-
Aiba
Just tell him about it already!
Narukami
How can I even explain this?
Aiba
Just do it!
Narukami
Well, you see... That's a robotic eyeball that walked a long, long distance by itself until she eventually found its way into my jacket then used an opportune moment to jump at my face and connect itself to my brain so I can help her save her old partner who has been kidnapped by the Kings during a raid and is now the subject of multiple experiments.
Juzo
...
Juzo
...What?
Narukami
It's a long story. But to want to protect the ones you love is such a noble feeling...
I must help! I'll give her and her partner a reason to keep on living!
So, to make things simple for you... We're going to rescue a prisoner.
Juzo
Isn't that too dangerous? Just the two of us?
Narukami
Sakakura, I trust your abilities more than anything.
Juzo
Y-Yu...
I-I shall aid you!

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. HUNK?
  2. Charles
    • TFR Underground Semi-Finals
  • Charles
    • Win

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Kido Reiji
  2. Charles
    • TFR Underground Finals
  • Kido Reiji
    • Win

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Haze
And if you're lying about this, you know what'll happen, right?
I got it. Turns out Lawler is in the same circle as Dan.
Extra
And how did you learn that?
Haze
Oh, I just had to mess with the car he just bought a bit...
It was nothing much, really. Should've done worse to that fucker.
THIS is where Dan's been hiding. We go there, I kill him, and then we leave.
Extra
Sounds like a plan... But leave to where? I haven't heard about anyone in TFR!
Haze
Dunno, man. I lost contact with Juno a few weeks ago after I got ran over, too
Extra
...I miss Red..
Haze
Stop being a pussy! Let's go, maybe Dan knows something!

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. The Final Gamble (Maximillion Pegasus & Erwin Smith)
  2. Rog & Tyrone (Rog Rogerson & Big Man Tyrone)
    • King of the Boards III Semi-Finals

Erwin Smith → Rog Rogerson
  • The Final Gamble
    • Win

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. U Mirin' Brah? (Zyzz & Scooby)
  2. Bury Kino Team (Pink Gril & Kino Punch)
    • King of the Boards III Semi-Finals

Kino Punch → Scooby
  • Bury Kino Team
    • Win

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Dimitri
...
This place... What happened again...?
...Oh, right... I was trying to stop a full-blown war at the Resistance base, and then... Then I fell asleep...
Are Carlos and Phi here too? Am I in jail for... Going against the Kings' command?
Dammit. I promised to be a guardian of peace, and still...!
Aleph
You there.
Dimitri
H-Huh? Aleph? What is it? Are you gonna execute me?!
Do it! I still won't commit such barbarisms, no matter how many times the Kings tell me to!
Aleph
Quiet!
Dimitri
Huh?
Aleph
I'm getting you out of here. You, and the others, too.
Dimitri
W-Wait... YOU'RE the one going against the system now... Won't that mean...?
Aleph
I'll be fine. Just take care of yourself.
Dimitri
But why? Didn't you obey the extermination orders at the facility?
Aleph
I did. However, I did not intend to take any lives by my own hands.
All I did was pretend to follow the instructions and patrol the area.
I felt it was necessary. Going against the Kings so explicitly in the open couldn't have been a good move.
Dimitri
But still, you're letting us out?
Aleph
I met a man during one of the raids. Someone whose example most would certainly not follow.
However, that man made me think. He made me consider things I had never thought about before.
Just blindly following your superior's orders without questioning their reasons will never get you to a good place.
So that's why... I did what I thought was the right thing to do.
Dimitri
Aleph... You're just a rookie, and yet... You've already grown so much.
Thank you. Take care, alright?
Aleph
Make haste, before my shift ends. I'll open Phi and Carlos's cells now.
Dimitri
Alright! I'll see you soon!

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Hideo?
Arright! It's taimu to staruto this jobbu again!
I have missedu workingu on Tee Eff Arr!
AluKWAB
Sir, you must know how things have went during our attack to the Resistance base, right?
It was a success, overall, but some of them sadly ended up getting away.
I did get to make a guy my bitch, though. Sweet, sweet revenge...
Hideo?
Ahhh, Yes! Of course! A success, raito? Ahahahahaha!
AluKWAB
Yeah... So... Who's HUNK facing on tonight's show, again?
Hideo?
Ah, you see... I've been thinkingu of giving him rittre breaku!
He's been entertainingu us for twerve years! He deserveru a resto!
AluKWAB
That can't be... A rest for our Messiah?
Are you sure the viewers won't get too riled up over it?
Remember, we're on the last steps of the plan! We have almost all the dimes we need at this point!
Hideo?
Do notto question my authority. I am directoru of this show. I have bestto interesto of peopre in mind!
AluKWAB
I-I see...
Hideo?
By the way, you're bookedu in handicappo matchu with Duwaito and Demetriussu! We hiredo them offu the streeto!
AluKWAB
W-What? B-But... The last time around, I...
Hideo?
You thinko you can't beatto them?
AluKWAB
N-No, sir! Of course I can! I'll prove it to you, okay?
B-But... There's something weird...
...
Oh... Right... Where did you get those new glasses?
Hideo?
Do not ask dumb question! Go prepare for matchu!
AluKWAB
A-Ah, I see! S-Sorry, sir!

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Hisoka
Come on, did you cheer up yet?
Sweet Tooth
We even took care of the big baddies who made you sad!
Komaeda
...
Hisoka
We got you the McChicken as well! The best sandwich!
Komaeda
...
JOKER
The voices are telling me that... that... HyahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA...
We didn't finish the job! Tatsuya is our main target after all!
Hisoka
So that's how we make Komaeda happy again?
JOKER
THAT'S WHAT THE VOICES SAY! HeeeheheheheheAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Hisoka
Then there's no time to wa-
Dlanor
MISTER! Is that a BLOON?
Dutch
Dlanor! Don't you know who those guys are?
You... You should stay away from them!
Dlanor
But... But I want a BLOON too!
Dutch
We came here to celebrate Arthur joining us. You're getting your happy meal, so be happy with that!
Dlanor
If mister Rando was here he would get me the BLOON.
Arthur
Listen, kid, I'll buy you a balloon if that's what you want...
Dlanor
NO! I want that BLOON! It has a funny FACE on it!
Hisoka
Well, too bad, because that's our little baby's balloon, and he isn't gonna share it with you!
Sweet Tooth
Yeah, return to whatever shithole you came from! You're not the ones we want to fight right now!
And you, kid... Just go back to playing your shitty videogames!
Dutch
Heeeeeey! HEEEEEY! WAITRESS! I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
Graham
Now hold on right there, heretics!
Those aren't appropriate manners when talking to a kid!
JOKER
HYAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I GUESS IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA TO DUKE IT OUT RIGHT HERE AFTER ALL!
THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME THEY WANT YOUR BLOOD AS KETCHUP FOR MY BURGER!
Arthur
Oh, now you've done it!
Dlanor
...
Komaeda
...
Dlanor
Hey... Now that the adults are GONE...
Can I have the BLOON?
Komaeda
Sorry, but only a special someone can have it... A dear friend...
Dlanor
No FUN! Let me PLAY with it!
Komaeda
...Hmmmm...
Okay, you can have it... But only if you show me some of your talent first!
Beat me in a match and it's all yours!
Dlanor
A MATCH? I understand, SIR.
I will show you my new MOVES!
Komaeda
Hahahahah... I'm already feeling a bit more hopeful!

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. The Old Guard (Arthur Morgan & Dutch van der Linde) & Joshua Graham
  2. The Circus (JOKER & Hisoka & Sweet Tooth)
  • 3v3 Elimination Tag Team

Hisoka → Joshua Graham (count out)
Hisoka → Hisoka (count out)
Sweet Tooth → Dutch van der Linde
Arthur Morgan → JOKER
Arthur Morgan → Sweet Tooth
  • The Old Guard & Joshua Graham
    • Win

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Komaeda Nagito
  2. Dlanor A. Knox
  • Dlanor A. Knox
    • Win

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
...
Nowhere to go... All I can do right now is to wander around those lands looking for the others...
If there are other survivors... Just where did they run to?
And are they safe now, I wonder? Won't they get hunted down by those who attacked our base?
If only I could've protected everyone... Kadoya...
...Wait a minute... That smell... It can't be...
It smells really terrible, but... That's a smell of a fiend!
Dammit, I'm not prepared to fight right now!
But I've got no choice. My friends entrusted their lives to me.
So... All I can do is...
ALRIGHT, DEMON! COME OUT! I DON'T CARE HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE!
Mysterious voice
Hey, hey, hey! Grovel, human! We're doing this on MY terms!
Tatsuya
U-Uhhh? WHAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Power
  2. Suou Tatsuya
  • Power
    • Win

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Power
GAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH! I DID IT! THE GLORY IS MINE!!
Tatsuya
Gghhh... Dammit... I've failed everyone...
Power
Why are you talking to yourself? Humans really are weird creatures...
Come on now, let me taste that blood!
Tatsuya
N-No way! I won't just go down like that!
Power
Hey! Stop resisting! I beat you fair and square!
Tatsuya
N-No! I can't die here!
Power
Wait a minute... That thing that just fell out of your pocket...
You've got... Joecoins! THOSE ARE MINE! THIEF!!!

> Give her the 20 Joecoins

Power
Gahahaha! At least you can be honest sometimes! Better than what I can say for most other humans!
Alright, then! Give me a Gold Bulldozer!

Tatsuya
I've got something else for you...

Power
Huh? Something else? I-It's not veggies, is it? I'll kill you!
This is your last chance! Give me something good or I'll make you suffer!

> Do an impression of a fighter jet

> Tatsuya did an impression of a fighter jet.

Power
W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? WHAT WAS THAT?
A-ARE THEY COMING TO GET ME? NO! I WON'T BE CAUGHT BY THE MILITARY! NOT BEFORE I BECOME PRIME MINISTER!
H-HUMAN! YOU PROTECT ME FROM NOW ON! IF I HIDE BEHIND YOU, THE ARMY MEN WON'T KIDNAP ME AND FORCE FEED ME VEGGIES!

Lore 11[edit | edit source]

Leon
Man... Is this really the place where Chris told us to go?
The atmosphere here is just...
Rance
Gahahaha! What, are you afraid of the dark?
Worry not, because the mighty Rance is here!
Now, just where's that hot sister you told me about?
Leon
Oh, I'm sure you'll meet her soon.
Also, I think you underestimate how many of those pitch black shitholes I've walked through.
It's just... This smell...
Rance
Ew, it smells like... sperm!
Leon
Could he... No... There's no way he's doing THAT to Fred...
Just what the hell is up with him?!
Voice
BOOMER, NOW!
Chris
Got you, Leon!
Boomer
Hahahahah, you kids are still falling for the oldest trick in the book...
You really think it wouldn't go like this? It's just like the good old days, eh, Chris? *sips*
Chris
Those extra briefcases you brought from the factory will surely come in handy...
Now, now, Leon... I've got more useful sperm than yours right now...
Your friend Ethan, he's quite the specimen!
Boomer
Yep! They don't make men like that anymore! *sips*
Chris
Thinking about it... Maybe I could get some of yours, too...
And if we sent it to those underground labs the Kings own...
Mixing your sperm with Ethan's... The result would truly be worthy of the Redfield bloodline!
Leon
What the hell is wrong with you, man!? That sounds disgusting!
Rance
Now that's a fetish even I would be ashamed of!
What's with that obsession you have for sperm? Could it be...
Boomer
Well, you see, it turns out that we have more than one objective in mind. That's the main reason we brought you here.
Chris
Yeah, you see those belts of yours? They belong to the Kings.
Leon & Rance
No way, fag!
Leon
I've won this through my dedication and desire for booze! You're not taking it away like that!
Besides, you're not the #1 Contender! Koga is!
Rance
And I don't even know who is gonna be challenging me next!
I just know they're losing! GAHAHAHAHA!
Boomer
Well, it seems like I'll have to teach you an old-fashioned lesson, kid... *sips*
Chris
Leon, I'm sorry, friend... But I'm gonna have to take it all from you!
Your honor, your title, and your SPERM!

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. Boomer
  2. Rance
  • Extreme Rules Falls Counts Anywhere 2/3 Falls
    • For King of Jobbers Title
  • Rance (2-1)
    • Win

Match 13[edit | edit source]

  1. Chris Redfield
  2. Leon Kennedy
  • Extreme Rules Falls Counts Anywhere 2/3 Fallsd
    • For /v/ Title
  • Chris Redfield (2-1)
    • Win

Bonus Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Okabe Rintarou
  2. Narushima Koga
    • For King of Noncanon Title
  • Narushima Koga
    • Win