S6E10

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Narrator
Previously, on The Final Rumble...
The raid on Ruber's castle is finally over...
However, an unexpected missile attack destroys the building!
Afterwards, our heroes are headed towards a mysterious factory...
Inside, Tatsuya is teleported to a Demon's realm!
After beating the undead creature, he returns, but is immediately ambushed by the circus!
His dear friend, Makoto, sacrifices himself in order for Tatsuya to escape!
But that wasn't all...
A new nightmare awakens! Todd regains his conscience, and restarts his path of destruction!
Senator Armstrong calls Raiden down to hell for one last brawl!
Date finally defeats Joe in a sixty-minute Tables classic!
Raidou meets Walter and Majima again, and they're able to overcome their differences!
The most loyal servant of the Kings, Phoenix Wright, is finally revived, and challenges BANS to a match!
What is gonna happen next?
Find out now, on The Final Rumble!

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Arthas
Stopperoni right thegg!
Robert
Gentlemen, I would like to ask you to please leave the premises at this very moment.
Factory's closed.
Suguri
I'm pretty sure it was open until a minute ago...
CJ
Shit, yo! Are you guys done shutting down the fuckin' broadcast yet?
We might have to blow up the whole thing, y'all!
Sandro
We just got here, dumbass. This takes forever!
Necrodancer
I guess we're gonna have to step up and fight, then.
Robert
Oh, is that so?
Guess the only thing I'll be handing tonight is an ass kicking.
Suguri
Whatever, I just want to get back to my couch already...
This is boring, I'm getting sleepy...
Sandro
Don't you dare say you're bored in the presence of Sandro, The Great!
Necrodancer
Bored? I know what to do, then...
Let's dance!

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Arthas Menethil & Robert & Suguri
  2. CJ & Sandro & Necrodancer
Suguri → CJ
Robert → Sandro
Robert → Necrodancer
  • Arthas Menethil & Robert & Suguri
    • Win

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Robert
I already told you, Factory's closed!
So get out of here, now!
Sandro
We're not giving up so easily!
You may have beat us, but our partners will shut down this place!
Suguri
Just don't make too much noise, alright? I wanna be left alone...
CJ
Go fuck yourself, you little bi-
Rean
Haha...
Excuse me, but did you just say mean things to her?
As soon as I learned that the silver-haired girl worked here, I came as fast as I could!
Sandro
Y-You...
CJ
SHIT HOMIE, IT'S REAN!
LET'S BAIL, YO!
Rean
Haha... Those guys need to be taught some manners!
Suguri
Thank you... I can go back to my cage now!
Albus
...Did I miss anything?
Rean
Nope! Albus, today's subject is "the proper way to headpat"!
Watch and learn, alright?
Albus
Sure. Teach me that technique!
Suguri
Ouch!
...Can we at least go back to my cage first? I'm hungry...
Robert
Arthas! You heard her! We've also got a very special guest tonight, so treat him well!
Rean
Haha, put a bit more salt in my crab legs, alright?
I like them extra salty!

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Aniki
You! You must be the one behind the broadcasts...
Retinz
Hohoho, what do we have here?
Yep, you got me! I'm the producer around those parts. Want an autograph?
Aniki
I just want to stop the madness going on in here!
Retinz
Welp, that's a shame, buddy!
We're not planning to shut down anytime soon. Not with the ratings at an all-time high!
Aniki
All-time high? You're just forcing more people to sell their souls to this product!
Retinz
Come on, come on, I'm sure you understand it more than anyone!
You're a performance artist, aren't you?
Aniki
Yeah, but people watch my stuff because they like it. It's not a job, it's a passion!
Retinz
You're looking at things the wrong way here. Sure, we have a bigger goal in mind and all, but...
You really think those guys aren't entertained?
Aniki
...What do you mean?
Retinz
Suicide dives! Flips! Piledrivers! At least five finisher kickouts per match! All done by our hero, who always wins in the end!
What is there not to like about that?
I'm telling you, man... The viewers eat this stuff up with a spoon! Trust me!
All we gotta do is serve it up nice and hot. A feast for the eyes!
Aniki
You don't get it! This is not how life works!
There's nothing else I can do here. We're shutting those machines down no matter what!
Retinz
Ooohh, got a bit uppity, didn't you? Now that's the sort of reaction I was after. You sold it just right!
Well, we're gonna fight anyway, right? So how about we stop wasting time!
Hit me with your best stuff! People would love to see that! Imagine the dimes!
Aniki
...Let's just get this over with.

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Aniki
  2. Roger Retinz
  • Aniki
    • Win

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Retinz
Ugh... Hey hey hey, calm down! We can negotiate, alright?
Aniki
Let me through!
Retinz
You'd make a pretty nice addition to our show, you know that?
You got some energy that's pretty rare to see nowadays!
Besides, you've been wrestling for a long time, haven't you?
You should think about joining us! There's a big, juicy contract waiting for you!
Aniki
Do you need me to go harder on your ass or will you shut your mouth?
I'm not interested!
Retinz
Alright, alright!
Just give me a second here...
...
Okay, thanks! You can go now! Looks like someone is waiting here for you, too!
Aniki
...Someone? Could it be...

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Van
Aniki...
Aniki
Van! It's... It's you...
Van
Guess you made it here... I'm about to bring this factory down!
Aniki
You mean you're gonna blow it all up?!
Van
What else could I do?
Aniki
But... My friends are still here!
Van
I don't give a damn about your friends! It's their own fault for not being faster!
Aniki
What happened to you, Van? Just... Just why are you like this now?
Van
I needed to adapt to the situation, before this rigorous world put an end to me.
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
Aniki
You've lost it, man! I can't just allow you to blow this place up with everyone inside!
I'm not letting you die either, Van!
You're... the only one I have left...
Even if you betrayed me... deep down, I just can't...!
Van
Such pitiful words...
Ricardo would be ashamed of you!
Aniki
H-How... How dare you say that?!
Van & Aniki
...?!
Aniki
...Graham?
Van
What are you doing here? Are you part of the security team?!
Graham?
...Who would have thought such a disguise would get me in here so easily...
Gold
It's been a long time, Van.
Van & Aniki
...GOLD?!
Van
But... But how? The last time I saw you, you had went on a journey by yourself...
I broke up our tag team after that title loss, and you just went away.
Did you survive alone all those years?! Even the rumbling?!
Gold
I wandered those lands for a long time. I was weak, and I needed to grow up and stand on my own two feet...
I was never alone. I have a few... "friends" with me, always, you know?
They would also protect me from any danger.
Aniki
So you became a true beastmaster...
Gold
That's not the name, but... Yeah, I guess you could say that...
But the biggest hardship after all those years is coming back and... learning about what my old friend turned into.
Van, I was listening to your conversation. YOU disappoint me.
Van
How so?
The only reason I stopped being the Lord of the Lockerroom is because I had to destroy such locker room myself!
We must annihilate all who fail and start from there!
That's the real reason why we tried a hostile takeover of TFR.
That's why I came here tonight to demolish this factory.
And that's why I destroyed our team, Gold. Because we failed.
Your years of training aren't worth anything if you don't let out your deep dark fantasies!
Gold
Let's see how right you are when it comes to that, "partner"!
Aniki
...I guess it's time for me to allow the young ones to be the main characters...
Gold, you got this!

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Van Darkholme
  2. Gold
  • Van Darkholme
    • Win

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Aniki
Guys! Wait a minute! Look at the camera feed!
Gold & Van
...?

Wesker
So, that should, hup, be everything, right?
Boomer
Yep... The dimes are safe.
We sucked all we could out of those guys, so I guess this place is getting shut down now too...
Wesker
Hup! Hup! Yeah!
Boomer
I must say I like the idea of storing them in those briefcases... Brings me some nice memories!
Wesker
The good times will, hup! Return soon, don't worry! Hya!
Boomer
I hope so. Can we leave now? What about Chris?!
Wesker
He went out after seeing that "Ethan" guy on the security cameras or whatever. Hup! He will be fine!
Boomer
Alright, let's go!

Gold & Aniki & Van
DAMMIT!
Van
Why did you waste my goddamn time?
Aniki
That's what we're asking you! Now they've gotten away with everything!
Van
Ugh...
Guess I won't blow up this place yet. It's not worth it.
I'll take care of you guys later.
Aniki
VAN! WAIT!
Gold
HEY, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!
Aniki
Dammit, that guy... He's always been like that.
Gold
Trust me, I know.
Aniki
So... What now? What's next for you? Do you wanna join us?
Gold
I'm sorry...
I'll just keep wandering those lands... I'm sure we will meet again soon.
Aniki
I see...
I have to find everyone else. It's time to finish the operation and go home.
We might not have accomplished much, but at the very least, we now know what those factories are about...
Gold
I hope you guys are able to fix this world. Farewell.
Aniki
...Was this... A success? Or a complete failure?
I guess time will tell...

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Voice
...
...OOOOHHHH!
Ingurland
OOOOOOHHHH, FOOKIN 'ELL MATE, WE JUST CAN'T HAVE NOICE THINGS 'ROUND HERE, CAN WE?
Oi had just gotten my bloody Kingdom back and then this load'a'crap happens?
Well, at least we were lucky to haff been in this underground prison for that, eh, lad?
Ruber
...
Ingurland
WOT IN THE GOSH DAMN FOOK ARE YOU DOING?
Ruber
L-Listen... I-I'm sorry, okay? I...I...
I can make up for everything! I...
I have a plan! I know how we can get out!
Ingurland
You havin' a laff, mate?
How do you expect us to get out of 'ere?
Ruber
A secret passage! There must be one near here!
This place has plenty of them!
Ingurland
You bettah not be foolin' around, lad.
Ruber
After we get out of here... I'll have to be your prisoner, right?
How hard will I be punished?
I-Is there... anything I can do...?
Ingurland
...
Now listen up here ya little shit!
Ya moight be our bloody prisoner, but you're still a citizen of Ingurland as far as Oi'm concerned!
And all citizens of this Kingdom are equal in my point'o'view!
So you're gonna pay fer your crimes, lad, yeah you are!
But... If you make up fer your wrongdoings and stop being a lil' prick...
Oi think we could even go fer some chippy sometime once you're free, awright?
Ruber
...King...
I shall serve you.
Ingurland
Ahahahahaha! That's bollocks, mate! I don't need you to serve me!
Just be a fine lad while you're in prison, awright? That's enoff fer me.
Ruber
...I will.

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

Edgeworth
How are you liking your new powers, my servant?
Gat
You better think twice before calling me that again.
I'm just here because you can get me this cool shit and you know it.
Edgeworth
How defiant...
With that arm, you can grow powerful, more powerful than almost anyone else...
Gat
Man, this shit actually fucking rocks, you know?
Where did you get it?
Edgeworth
The Three Kings aren't the only ones with "sponsors".
We're in contact with powerful people, too. Right, Kirei?
Kirei
Rejoice, boy! This is the best demonic arm our scientists could afford to make.
Gat
Don't call me a boy. I'm as old as you, dipshit.
And that's certainly better than having no arm, that's for sure!
But it's not like I haven't survived worse...
Kirei
Hahahah. Your resiliency is indeed impressive.
Gat
You made a wise choice hiring me straight away. Wouldn't wanna have to kill all your potential soldiers.
Edgeworth
Your performance impressed me, that's all. We've got someone else to take your place in the tournament.
Gat
Giving one of those losers a chance? What kinda shitty mentality is that?
Edgeworth
We believe each and every single one of them can become winners. If they don't do so in time, they'll perish anyway.
Gat
I see. Alright, I wanna test this baby out, where should I go?
Edgeworth
I shall tell you what's your next step, then...

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Charles
  2. Amakusa Juuza
  • Charles
    • Win

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Kido Reiji
  2. Big Sickle Manju
  • Kido Reiji
    • Win

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Central
Leon! So, about your upcoming match with Koga...
Leon
Central, I just got a call!
Chris has completely lost it. He has taken Fred hostage.
I'm sorry, but that is gonna have to wait.
I need to save my friend!
Central
Are you... sober?
Leon
I promised Fred I wouldn't drink until he came back, dammit!
If he doesn't come back, then I...
Central
Oh, I see your logic.
Either way, that's a terrible situation. I don't think we have anyone else who could go with you right now.
Maybe you should wait for everyone else to recover?
Leon
No way, fag!
Central
What did you just call me?
Leon
Uh, sorry, just my reflexes.
Rance
Gahahahaha, you wanna go out on a mission by yourself?
Man, I was thinking... I've taken over many territories in the past...
And yet I haven't gone in any of those "raids" yet!
Maybe it's the champ's time to shine! Gahahahahahaha!
So... Chris, right? I forgot, does he have any cute girls with him?
Leon
...
Oooooh, man, you wouldn't believe it! His sister is STUNNING!
Rance
Hmmm, is that so? I guess that if I took care of him I could have sex with her...
...Consensual sex, of course! Gahahahaha!
But, are you serious?
Leon
Yeaaaaaaahhh... She's smoking hot! Almost like someone set her face on fire or something...
Rance
That doesn't sound too nice!
Leon
I mean it in the nicest possible way! It's like, uh, if she was taken by the flames of beauty!
Rance
Ah, I see! What are we waiting for, then?!
Central
Leon, Rance... Beware with those belts you carry.
They're extremely important to us. Don't lose, no matter what!
Leon
Yeah, sure... Do I get another free pack of apple juice if I win?
Central
I'll think about it.
Leon
Off we go!

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Haze
  2. Big Show
  • Big Show
    • Win

Lore 11[edit | edit source]

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Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Bury Kino Team (Pink Gril & Kino Punch)
  2. Gundamengers (Kamille Bidan & Hazama Masayoshi)
  • Bury Kino Team
    • Win

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. U Mirin' Brah? (Zyzz & Scooby)
  2. We Wuz Serbs (Novislav Djajic & Alberto Barbosa)
  • U Mirin' Brah?
    • Win

Lore 12[edit | edit source]

Devout voice
Such a clear and honest soul...
He must be the savior we were looking for!
Devout voice
His noble soul is indeed worthy of God's mercy.
Out of all our recent projects... I hope this one will be the most successful.
Devout voice
Someone capable of sacrificing themselves for their dearest friend...
Such tragic tale... It brought tears to my eyes!
Devout voice
We're about to know... I wonder if he'll be able to compare to our Messiah...
Devout voice
...He's awakening...

Lore 13[edit | edit source]

Central
Gentlemen! We welcome you back from yet another mission!
While it wasn't very successful, and we even suffered a big loss...
There's something I must inform you of immediately.
Ingurland has contacted us. Not only did he get his Kingdom back, he's also doing just fine!
We're expecting him to be back as soon as possible.
Zoomer
So our Chungus is alright! Damn, I was so devastated after hearing about what happened...
Geralt
Heh... I knew a beast like him wouldn't be put down so easily...
He's King again, huh... Place of power, gotta be...
Aniki
That's good to hear... I was caught off guard when I learned that our dear friend didn't make it.
He was so young, too...
Ooishi
Na-ha-ha-ha... Yuki was pretty good at Mahjong. Way tougher than Date and Raiden for sure!
Couldn't get a read on him at all, until recently at least...
Narukami
What he did was truly admirable. We all should strive to be like him.
Juzo
I would do the same for you in a heartbeat, Yu...
Central
With such news, I have a surprise for you...
We've contacted our good friends, the Troubleshooters... And we're gonna hold a party together!
We know it might feel weird to do so right now, right after the factory raid, but...
Nero
What about the missing people? Arthur, Date, Fred?
Aren't we going to rescue them?
Gene
Leon already took Rance with him to go and rescue Fred...
Apparently it's some personal beef with Chris, Red called Leon about it after he hung up on Claire several times in a row.
Central
We aren't abandoning anyone, Nero. But people are exhausted, both physically and mentally.
That's why we need to relax and have a bit of fun before our next mission. As you know... We haven't celebrated in 12 years.
Well, we couldn't contact Rean and they couldn't get in touch with Albus, but it's probably for a good reason.
I figured those two would want to go out together on Christmas...
Either way... Have fun, everyone! There's gonna be a few friendly wrestling matches going on for you all, too, so you can stay entertained!
Drinks, food, music... Enjoy yourselves!
Nero
I suppose... But it still feels kinda wrong, you know...
Dante
...
...Well then.
THIS PARTY IS GETTING CRAZY!
Nero
Damn, I haven't seen you like this in years...
Dante
HE TOLD US TO HAVE FUN, DIDN'T HE? I NEEDED TO LET IT OUT!
Nero
...Hey, is Demi-fiend our DJ now? Didn't know he could do something like this!
Ichiban
Alright, Serge! It's Karaoke time!
Serge
I'm tired of Bakamitai. Could you pick another song?
Koga
Leon better come back with his belt in perfect condition. I can't wait for my title shot!
Raiden
I was starting to get worried about Date, but... MAN, THOSE CARDS I FOUND IN HIS LOCKER ARE AWESOME!
Geralt
Ouch! Jonesy, that hurts, you know?!
Zoomer
Hahahah, he knows how to get on Uncle Gerry's nerves!
Okabe
This feeling... It's like back then, isn't it, Keiichi?
Keiichi
Yeah, everyone's hearts are together again.
It's just a matter of time before we're able to grasp our happy ending.
Carlos
Hey, guys, guess what? The heckin' troubleshooters are here!
Balthios
What's up, everyone?!
Ngubu
...So that's what "chippy" tastes like... Not bad...
Dimitri
I told you it's great, man!
Aleph
Are you all ready?
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu... My dancing lessons are about to come in handy...
Phi
Sure! You start it!
Aleph
Alright, in three, two, one!

> Everyone's dancing furiously.

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Second Carlos
  2. Narukami Yu
  • Narukami Yu
    • Win

Lore 14[edit | edit source]

Central
Alright everyone, let's take a break from festivities for a bit and listen to something important.
Our field reporter Mitake is back from another mission.
Miyao
The main topic I'm here to discuss is the inner workings of the factories, among those the one you just raided.
Because the Three Kings already have a firm hand on the financial market, money is obviously not their final goal.
The workers, instead, contribute to production in a different manner.
While watching those broadcasts, through their reactions and emotions, a special form of energy is formed.
That energy is what we call "Dimes".
Ichiban
Dimes?
...Now where have I heard that before?
Miyao
...To make things short, such energy comes from drawing the life force itself out of their workers.
After a while, they're reduced to nothing more than empty shells, that only ever react to what they see on their TVs.
That's what those workers are destined to become. Completely broken human beings, lost in their servitude to the Kings.
Aniki
...So that's why those workers were being so mean while we rescued them...
I thought they were just assholes!
Miyao
Some of you probably knew about that part already, having been there, but for those that don't... Well, there you go.
I'm currently producing a full-length film that aims to expose what goes on inside such factories.
Now, for the more interesting stuff...
The final destination of that energy... Is a very powerful artifact which has been researched for years over at Sminem Corporation. The Cosmic Egg.
It has been discovered that only Dimes energy is capable of powering it up.
Once they have gathered enough of it... Then, the true goal of the Kings will finally be revealed.
We can't expect it to be anything good, though, seeing the means through such thing would have been achieved.
That's why we must hurry up and stop it, as soon as we possibly can!
...However, I'm no party pooper. You guys do need a rest for today, so keep on with your current activities.
Sadly, I won't be able to join you.
I bid you all farewell, and... Good luck!
Nero
Hey, aren't you Troubleshooters working for the Kings? They have control of the government, right?
Pixy
Technically, yes. However, they haven't had a hands-on approach with us for a long while.
Dimitri
We're guardians of peace above all. We'd rather not follow their orders blindly.
Besides, no arrest warrants have been put on any Resistance members yet.
Nero
I see. I don't think you'll need to worry about that.
Pixy
We hope not. Let us keep partying, then.

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Kasuga Ichiban
  2. Gene
  3. Maebara Keiichi
  4. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  5. Sakakura Juzo
  6. Ooishi Kuraudo
Sakakura Juzo → Dimitri Blaiddyd
Gene → Ooishi Kuraudo
Kasuga Ichiban → Maebara Keiichi
Kasuga Ichiban → Gene
Kasuga Ichiban → Sakakura Juzo
 
  • Kasuga Ichiban
    • Win

Lore 15[edit | edit source]

Koga
Hahahah, I haven't had this much fun since before the Disaster!
Travis
Yeah! I'm thinking about bringing Lain here. I think she'd like it!
Narukami
Life is good, isn't it?
Balthios
It sure is...
...
Dimitri!
Dimitri
What is it?
Balthios
Check your inbox. Did you just receive the same warning I just did?
Dimitri
...
WHAT? This can't be...
...A "kill-on-sight" order on all Resistance members?! But why?
They're our friends, aren't they? They haven't done anything wr-
Ngubu
"It's Ngubu. I need backup."
Dimitri
Huh?
Balthios
Alright, I'm coming. Dimitri, stay here.
Dimitri
Okay. I'll take a look around.
Balthios
NGUBU! What's happening here?!
Ngubu
I don't know. This kid has just lost it!
He started saying something about "Bogda-whatever" and then started pushing me around.
Balthios
What's wrong with you, man? Did you drink too much or something?
Jensen
"Jensen here. I have successfully locked down the facility. Commencing extermination of Resistance personnel, as per Order #34."
Balthios
JENSEN, WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?! WHY?!
Jensen
"Orders... Must... Follow... Orders..."
Balthios
Dammit. Alright, let's arrest him and call it a day. We need to stop Jens-
Zoomer
...Ni*ERs
Ngubu
...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Balthios
EY YO! THE FUCK YO BEEN' TALKIN'BOUT?
IMMA FINNA GO AND KICK YO ASS, BOY!
WE BOUTTA DO AN 187 ON YOU!
Geralt
What's with all that noise? I was just putting Jonesy to sleep, and...
What? Why are you ganging up on my buddy like that!
I can't let this stand!

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. The J.O.B Squad (Zoomer & Geralt of Rivia)
  2. Balthios James & Tyrone Ngubu
Zoomer → Balthios James
Geralt of Rivia → Tyrone Ngubu
  • The J.O.B. Squad
    • Win

Lore 16[edit | edit source]

Zoomer
AAAAAARGHHHHHHHH!
Geralt
ZOOMER! THAT'S ENOUGH! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND?!
Ngubu & Balthios
Urghh...
Geralt
COME ON! LET'S GO, JONESY IS STILL HERE, YOU KNOW?
WE'RE PART OF THE RESISTANCE, WE'RE UNDER ORDERS TO NOT KILL ANYONE!
Zoomer
...
J-J-Jonesy...?
M-My s-son...?
Geralt
Are you good now? Were you... possessed by a spirit or something?
Zoomer
I-It felt like... Something started moving inside me...
I felt a s-shock going through my body... And then I b-blacked out...
Geralt
I'm taking you to the hospital. They said the facility is closed, but let's look for an exit!
Zoomer
A-Alright... T-Thank you, Gerry...

Lore 17[edit | edit source]

Dimitri
Guys, listen, we can talk it out, alright?!
As long as us, Troubleshooters, don't partake in this violence, everything is gonna be alright!
We need to know what the Kings are planning. Our morals should be above anything else!
Think about the peace, dammit!
/v/eddit
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Carlos
Calm down, dammit!
Dimitri's right. We're friends, aren't we?!
Phi
Yeah. Just because a few people are acting weird it doesn't mean everyone else needs to too!
We're the only ones causing harm to each other here!
Dimitri
I'm glad you two get it! Everyone else seems to be following the orders blindly!
But as long as we don't take part in the killing, we'll be fine! It's still not too late to fix things!
Travis
Here, this way, guys!
Sakaido
Shingo... What you did for me... I can't die here!
Okabe
Right. It's not too late to fix it, you say?
Dimitri
Good luck getting away! I'm gonna go and try to unlock the gates for you!
I just need t-t-to... to...

> Dimitri falls unconscious.

Carlos
H-Hey... is anyone... else... getting... sleep-

> Carlos falls unconscious.

Phi
D-dammit, d-did... someone... spike my... drink?

> Phi falls unconscious.

Travis
Dammit, the exits are still locked! Where do we go?!
/v/eddit
HELP! I'M GETTING MASS DOWNVOTED HERE!!!
Travis
What?
AluKWAB
Now that's what I call being a bitch...
Kaz
Yeah! See, I told you lynching people felt great!
Travis
YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHERE DID YOU FUCKS COME FROM?!
And... WHAT are you, even?
AluKWAB
We're here to help our agents, the Troubleshooters, take out the trash.
You're not allowed to leave this facility alive.
Kaz
This is The Final Solution.
V. Angelo
I curse my stars in bitter grief and woe, for making my dick so high, and my balls, so low.
M'Rizen
As big as my dick is, my newfound power is even bigger!
Travis
The hell are you fuckheads talking about?
Sakaido
Thinking you're hot shit, huh? You piss me off!
Okabe
I guess it's time for the MAD SCIENTIST to come back for a last rodeo, then! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Travis
BRING IT ON! WE'LL SURVIVE THIS!

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. The Split (V. Angelo & M'Rizen) & The 92th Reich (AluKWAB & Kazuhira Miller)
  2. No More Vidya (Travis Touchdown & /v/eddit) & Okabe Rintarou & Sakaido
Kazuhira Miller → /v/eddit (count-out)
Okabe Rintarou → Kazuhira Miller (count-out)
AluKWAB → AluKWAB (DQ)
V. Angelo → Travis Touchdown (count-out)
Okabe Rintarou → V. Angelo
M'Rizen → Okabe Rintarou (count-out)
M'Rizen → Sakaido
  • The Split & The 92th Reich
    • Win

Lore 18[edit | edit source]

Central
Dammit... I should have known...
This is all my fault! I should have been prepared for anything!
Dammit... Dammit... Dammit!
Ichiban
Central! They're catching up!
Serge
What should we do? The troubleshooters have guns!
Central
...
You two, go on without me.
Ichiban
What? I can't just abandon a party member!
Central
...It's the only way I can make up for my failures, alright?! NOW GO!
The exit should be up ahead! Let's hope Dimitri and his friends who stand for peace have been able to get it open!
Serge
Central... We can't just...
Central
THIS IS AN ORDER FROM YOUR COMMANDER, JOHN BRADFORD!
YOU MUST GO ON, NOW, OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!
Ichiban
...I get it...
Serge, he's having his "protagonist" moment! We can't stop it!
Serge
What?
Ichiban
I don't know, but as long as we follow his orders everything will turn out alright!
It's exactly what happens in my favorite games! AND THEY ALL HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS!
Serge
...Okay... I trust you...
Ichiban
GOOD LUCK, COMMANDER!
Central
...
So you're the one giving chase, huh...
I haven't seen you before... Just what are you hiding?
Headmaster
"John Bradford"...
So it is you who decided to stay behind... How unfortunate.
For such an accomplished man, to be erased from existence... The "consequences" would be truly disastrous.

Match 13[edit | edit source]

  1. Central
  2. Headmaster
  • Central
    • Win

Lore 19[edit | edit source]

Scheming voice
...Humans really are crazy, huh?
Complex voice
I find their decisions fascinating.
Yet, the mind of the masses is just like a single bit of data.
Scheming voice
You mean, it can only ever be 0 or 1?
Complex voice
Indeed. Are you on the Kings' side, or on BANS'? Which side will they end up siding with?
Scheming voice
Oh, but there's a third side. Have you forgotten about your dear patrons?
Complex voice
Third side? There's no such thing. They just have yet to make their decision. And most certainly, they are all a very willful bunch.
Scheming voice
It's a shame that they had to suffer such a great hit.
The Three Kings sure can be terrifying, huh? Masquerading an entire company as a third party...
Complex voice
That they are. And their careful, long-term planning might just pay off soon.
Still, this is quite the spectacle to watch from afar.
Scheming voice
I'm considering entering the fray again soon enough.
Complex voice
Is your current influence not enough right now?
Scheming voice
Those are just my playthings, aren't they?
I'm just going to have some fun with them. After all, in the end, it doesn't even matter...
The people of this world are still struggling for dominance, unaware that it was already over way back when it all begun.

Lore 20[edit | edit source]

Kadoya
Tatsuya... I hope he's able to recover quickly...
I need him. This is the only way we can accomplish our objectives...
...
Wait... Are those guys entering the base...
No! It can't be! Right now? In this history too?!
But... I talked to Central about it!

Central
Oh... Oh yeah baby...
Mmhmhmhmmmmm...
Yeah, that's how I like it...
SHIT! Someone's on the door?
Alright, you're staying down there!
COME IN!
AWWWWWWWW FUUUUUUUUUU-
Kadoya
Good morning, sir... A-Are you okay?
Central
AHHHH... UHHH... Y-YEAH...
Kadoya
Uh... I see... What's with that face, though?
Central
I've got some, uhhh... Intestinal problems today, is all!
Kadoya
Ah... So, I came to talk about something important...
It's about the place where I come from.
What was that?
Central
N-Nothing!
Kadoya
I know it might sound unbelievable, but actually I came from the future, from an alternate history.
And you see, in that history, the Resistance fell.
I wouldn't like to get into unnecessary details, but everyone in it was exterminated.
I was lucky enough to not be around when it all happened... But...
All of my friends... Everyone who was dear to me, they all...
Central
MMMMHMHMMMMMM?
Kadoya
They... They all perished!
It was during a long-awaited Resistance Christmas Celebration, where they gathered as many people as we possibly could, too.
Including the people that... That ended up causing it...
...Sir, are you paying attention?
Central
AHHHHHH... SURE... UHHH, A celebration? Right!
Kadoya
So what I'm asking you here is...
There's no need to get on bad terms with the Troubleshooters or anything, but don't let any small victories get to your head!
We don't have time to celebrate. We must stand our guard at all times!
In this world, anyone can turn into a snake... And you won't see it coming!
Central
A-A SNAKE? Y-YEAH... T-THERE'S CERTAINLY NO SNAKES AROUND ME RIGHT NOW, THOUGH... AHAHAHAHAHA...
Kadoya
I'm glad you trust your comrades that much, but please, don't get too cocky...
I'll see you soon, Commander. Farewell.
Central
C-CAN YOU PLEASE SLAM THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT?
Kadoya
Uhhh... Sure...
Central
...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO BAD!
BAD! BAD SNAKE! BAD!
...I COULDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO A SINGLE WORD OF THAT GUY!

Kadoya
I wonder... Did he not pay attention to what I was saying?
No way!
If things are going down though... My only option is to get in while I can!
I'll sneak in behind that fat monster!

Kadoya
Oof... Somehow, I think he didn't see me!
But is he really?
Dammit, he's shutting down the facility and guarding the panels!
I've got no choice.
Jensen
Wait, I think... an intruder is here...
Kadoya
JENSEN! Stop this, now!
Jensen
You're... with the Resistance... Must... Kill...
Kadoya
...Shit, you're already too far gone mind after all...
Is it... Because of those cybernetic enhancements?
I should've known the Kings could do that!
Alright, I've got no other choice!
I can't allow this place to stay under lockdown!
Jensen
Resistance... Must... Kill... Resistance...
Kadoya
PERSONA!
BRING IT ON!

Match 14[edit | edit source]

  1. Adam Jensen
  2. Kadoya Tsukasa
  • Adam Jensen
    • Win

Lore 21[edit | edit source]

Jensen
Must... Kill...
Kadoya
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jensen
Target down... Searching for... Next target...

Ichiban
Dammit! How come this door isn't open yet?!
Isn't there any secret levers hidden around here?!
Serge
We're cornered!
Pixy
Hahahah... And you thought you could get away with luring us to this party, right?
You thought we'd just sit down and die while you ganged up on us in your base!
Well, turns out we weren't trapped here with you guys... You were trapped here with us!
Il Capo was right! You're just a bunch of good-for-nothing two-faced pieces of shit!
People like you are why borders need to exist...
People who can't just pick a side and commit to it!
You're not willing to sacrifice anything to achieve true peace!
And that's why... We're just gonna sacrifice you instead!
Ichiban
That's a cool monologue! Which RPG did you rip it off from?!
Pixy
Talking nonsense, huh? Let's see if you're still like that after I pull the trigger!
Ichiban
Oh, it looks like I will have to use "that"...
Serge
Ichiban?
Ichiban
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
UGH!
COME ON, SERGE, I THREW HIS GUN AWAY! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO STRIKE!
Serge
ICHIBAN! NO!
That's it! You're going down!

Match 15[edit | edit source]

  1. Serge
  2. Pixy
  • Pixy
    • Win

Lore 22[edit | edit source]

Pixy
Just as said... You're gonna become sacrifices...
It's all in the name of peace...
Now, my gun...
Ichiban
NO! DON'T! PLEASE!
Pixy
Oohhh... I see you're still alive, huh?
Well, not for long, that is.
Ichiban
Serge... This will all have a happy end, won't it...?
Serge
...Y-Yeah...
Pixy
Totally. Just not for you two.

Lore 23[edit | edit source]

Kadoya
...
...I-I'm... S-Still alive?
...Ugh... S-Shit... I'm done for.
Jensen... He's... Not here anymore...
The entrances... I-I must... Unlock them...

> Kadoya stumbles into the walls, and finally reaches the panel.

Kadoya
T-This... Is how I atone...
It's time for me... to join... my friends...

> Kadoya turns off the lockdown, opening the entrances.

Koga
It's open! They finally unlocked the gates!
Dante
Quick! Before they get to us!
Juzo
Hmpf. I'd rather go back in and kick their asses, but...
It's my duty to stay by your side, right, Yu?
Narukami
If that's what you wish...
Aniki
We can't afford any more casualties! Let's go!
Narukami
Yeah... As long as we're still breathing, we can still have hope...

Lore 24[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya
...I'm finally here...

Tatsuya
But there's something wrong... this place feels... empty?

Tatsuya
And what is with that smell?

Tatsuya
Wait...
KADOYA?!

> Tatsuya rushes to Kadoya's side and picks him up in his arms.

Tatsuya
KADOYA? CAN YOU HEAR ME?
ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!
Kadoya
...
Tatsuya
Y-YOU'RE STILL ALIVE, RIGHT?
Kadoya
...N-Not... for long...
Tatsuya
JUST WHAT HAPPENED HERE? WHY... WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT THINGS FROM GOING THIS WAY?
Kadoya
...There a-are some t-things... you just... can't change...
Tatsuya
BUT WHY? Why did it turn out like this!?
Kadoya
I-It's not your... fault...
And even... if you c-can't change everything... y-you can still... defy your destiny...
T-That's what... I did... And it's all on y-you now...
In my timeline... not a s-single other survivor was left...
Tatsuya
Do you mean that other people made it out this time around?!
Kadoya
Tatsuya... This is where the timelines diverge...
...

> Kadoya closes his eyes.

Tatsuya
Kadoya? What do you mean? ANSWER ME!
Kadoya? DON'T GO! PLEASE!
KADOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!