S5E7

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Ruber
Dutch! Why did you get so aggressive?! We won the match!
Dutch
...
Ruber
I told you I had a plan! We dominated that one!
Dutch
...
Ruber
You have to trust me, Dutch, we're about to reach new heights! Those guys were a legendary team!
Dutch
...
Ruber
But if you don't trust my plan, then there's nothing I can do. I will continue my quest by myse-
Dutch
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH!
Ruber
What?
Dutch
I was just testing your reaction. I wanted to see if you were truly on my side!
That's why I reacted the way I did to our win! I was testing you!
And it seems like you've passed that test...
Not only that, but I have also figured out a plan of my own!
I have scheduled yet another match for us tonight!
Ruber
...But, I had a different pl-
Dutch
HAVE FAITH DAMMIT!

Match 1[edit | edit source]

  1. Men With a Plan (Dutch Van Der Linde & Ruber)
  2. The Therapy (Chris Redfield & TheRapist)
Dutch Van Der Linde → TheRapist (timeout)
  • 2v2 Tag Team Match
  • Results
    • Men with a Plan
      • Winner

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Geralt of Rivia
  2. Gene
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Gene
      • Winner
    • Geralt of Rivia
      • Got the Jobber of Jobbers title

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Dante
Vergil has been acting weird lately...
Ever since he let V go to that "conference".
I know he needs V to keep his humanity in the long run, but...
I'm sure he must be back by now, right? So why is Vergil still looking like that?
And now he has disappeared. The last time he was seen was during that 8-way match...
He looked really... weak, or different, at least... Like he was decaying.
Hate to admit it, but I might need some help with this.
Just when I was planning to take a vacation...


Date appears on screen, comer in running from the left

Dante
Excuse me! Aren't you a detective?
Date
...
Dante
Hey! I need some help, it's about my brother!


Date runs offscreen to the right

Dante
HEY, GET BACK HERE!
Guess nature called him...
Well, whatever. Finding Vergil is up to me, I guess.

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Suguri
  2. Arcueid Brunestud
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Suguri
      • Winner

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Alucard
  2. Summer of 20 (Balthios James & Robert)
  • 1v2 Tornado Tag Team Handicap Match
  • Results
    • Summer of 20
      • Winner

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Extra
Hey, haven't I been here for enough time already?!
Let me out! I need my laptop!
Security
Jeez, you sure are annoying. What do you need that for?
Extra
...my browser history.
Security
What?
Extra
I need to erase my browser history before anyone else sees it!
Security
...Why?
Extra
Listen... Let's just say my curiosity gets the best of me sometimes...
And, uh... Let's say, hypothetically, that because of it I have looked up some very... eccentric things!
Security
Oh yeah? So, "hypothetically", just what kind of eccentric things have you been looking up?
Could it be... Anything... Illegal?
Extra
Uh... What if, hypothetically speaking...
I hypothetically searched for some hypothetical hand fetish and gachimuchi videos?
T-That... That isn't illegal, r-right?
Security
...
...What if... Uhh... Hypothetically speaking, I was into the... S-Same stuff?
Extra
Are you kidding me? You're into gachi?
Security
Not only am I into it, I have, in fact, auditioned for a few videos!
And I passed! Apparently the only other guy competing for the spot was some no-talent loser!
They said he wouldn't even make it as an extra! Can you believe it?!
Sadly, my... performance arts career got cut short. I'd rather not talk about that now, though...
So my only option was taking this shitty job. Life sucks, doesn't it?
Extra
...
J-Joe, that's your name ain't it?
D-Did you say anything about auditioning for gachi? And getting approved? Just when was that?
Security
Oh? That was a loooong time ago. You were probably leaving high school back then...
Extra
...
Security
Is there anything wrong?
Extra
N-Nothing... But please, can I leave now? I just want to tell everybody I'm okay.
Security
Eh, you do seem like a nice guy. We had a good chat. Learned your lesson?
Extra
O-Of course, h-hahahah! I won't be bothering you guys again!
Security
Then you're free to go!

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Dan Schneider
  2. Haze
  • Extreme Rules Match
  • Results
    • Dan Schneider
      • Winner

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Raiden
Just where is Date? He still hasn't left the GM's office...
Raiden
If he's gonna take this long, I might as well go on a solo investigation.
Raiden
Maybe I'll find something useful...
Raiden
Oooor, even better, some girls I can use the 'scan' function on!
Raiden
Just thinking about it... Makes life worth living!
Raiden
Where haven't we checked yet... Oh, right, the parking lot!


Raiden moves to the parking lot.

Raiden
Huh, that trunk over there is open!
Raiden
...You know what, I'll peek inside! It's the owner's fault for leaving it like that!
Raiden
Dammit, nothing of value here! I thought I had found a gold mine!
Raiden
Well, there's this slip of paper...
Raiden
Seems useless, but maybe it's a clue to the murders or something?
Raiden
There doesn't seem to be anything else interesting around here...
Raiden
Wait, why am I not using my patented and newly implemented Cyborg Vision v2.0™?


Using augmented vision, Raiden witnesses two people inside the truck.

Raiden
Hah! I knew something was fishy!
Raiden
What are these people doing inside that truck?
Raiden
One of them isn't even moving...


Raiden approaches the truck.

Raiden
Now just how do I open this?


A screen with some kind of alien symbols can be seen.

Raiden
...Is this some kind of a password? What are those symbols?
Raiden
Wait a minute... that card!


Raiden remembers that card. It has the same symbols as seen on the screen.

Raiden
Yeah! I got it! I know what to do!
Raiden
Doktor, connect me with the network and look up possible solutions for this!


PUZZLE WAS SOLVED BY THE CHAT UNDER TWO MINUTES


Raiden
Haha yes! Now Koikatsu cards will be mine!
(After solving the puzzle, I felt exhilarated and hurriedly opened the door.)
(And then...)


There's an alien-looking machine inside the truck. Strange old man is looking at Raiden.

Raiden
What's the meaning of this?
The hell is this... Thing?
???
Gold star.
Raiden
Who the hell are you?
???
My name is not important. What is important is that my motives are complex.
You want to know? I find human decisions fascinating.
Just one small jobber. And everyone's lives... even the world... changed.
Raiden
What the hell are you doing?
???
It's difficult to boil my actions down to one word.
To fulfill several objectives, I have been tirelessly working on this project.
Raiden
Would you just quit talking nonsense?
???
Did you not pay attention? I already told you. My motives are very complex...
Everything that occured there helped fulfill my major goal.
Except beating up my dear sister.
Regardless, I have another power instead.
Raiden
That's it, I'm going to bring you down!
???
The power to Mind Hack.
Raiden
Mmgh?


Raiden loses consciousness.

???
Have I told you... That my motives are complex?

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Makoto Yuki
  2. Demi-fiend
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Demi-fiend
      • Winner

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Ooishi
...
So the time has finally come.
This...
Is the reason why I came here in the first place.
I got the culprit in my hands.
Tomitake...
No...
Tommy...
We were the Soul Brothers...
We shared a single soul together...
And yet...
When I heard about your death...
About how gruesome it was...
Na-ha-ha-ha...
Why couldn't it have been me?
WHY? WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE OTHERS?
I should've been the one who died to this killing curse!
And yet! And yet!
I have to carry the burden of the survivor...
I swear!
I swear that I'll personally bring your murderer to justice!
I can't let him stay at large!
Even if police deems him untouchable...
I just can't let this go!

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Ooishi Kuraudo
  2. Joker
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Joker
      • Winner

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Narukami
Life is simply unfair.
What did I do to deserve this?
All my chances to shine...


Episode 3 flashback.

Narukami
Alright, I called you here so you could treat Red while I confront Adachi.
After all, we can't let the lady be in danger.
And it's time I put Adachi back in the prison where he belongs.
Medic
Hey, boy, look. Isn't she winning?
Oh, she won. Looks like our help won't be needed, white knight boy.
Narukami
Huh?
But I was supposed to be the one who beats Adachi...


Episode 5 Flashback.

Narukami
Alright, I'll pass through while the security is busy fighting Extra.
You'll pay for your sins, Adachi!


Narukami enters Junes.

Narukami
Huh?
Where did he go?
He... Wasn't here in the first place?
How... Didn't Extra come because he was sure Adachi would be here?
I guess I'll have to wait for him and then we'll discuss our further course of actions.
He sure is taking a while though...


This episode flashback..

Narukami
I couldn't find Adachi in Junes but now he's here...
Fighting someone else, again...
I'll run after finding a good moment, and-
Huh? Why's the entrance blocked?
LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!


Flashbacks end.

Narukami
I was supposed to be the one who would confront Adachi for murdering that schoolgirl...
I was supposed to be the one who would pursue Adachi and bring him to justice...
And when I was gonna run in during the match and attack Adachi, the entrance was blocked somehow...
This is why I-
Rean
Oh! Finally found the locker room!
Huh? Nobody's here?
Narukami
Hey, what's your prob-
Rean
What a shame! I was hoping I could talk to those gorgeous ladies.
Narukami
How dare you igno-
Rean
I wish I was headpatting some cute girls right now...
Narukami
Stop interrup-
Rean
Huh? Is a little doggie barking somewhere nearby?
Narukami
THAT DOES IT! ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPO-
Rean
Oooh! I totally didn't notice you here!
Uhhh... What's your name again?
Narukami
I'm Yu Na-
Rean
Haha! Sorry, but you can't be me!
Narukami
Are you mocki-
Rean
Haha, I'm afraid my name isn't Mockey!
Narukami
You stole the last thing that I was proud of! My harem protag-
Rean
Haha, but I don't recall stealing anything from you? Why are you so upset?
Narukami
You bastard!
Rean
Haha... I don't really understand, but looks like I'll have to not hold back!

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Yu Narukami
  2. Rean Schwarzer
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Rean Schwarzer
      • Winner

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Date
Ooishi! I finally found you! Listen, I have some huge news...
Ooishi
What? Did you find another one of those rare magazines?
You know what they say... sharing is caring! Na-ha-ha-ha!
Date
Listen here... This is serious! Really, really serious!
Ooishi
I was trying to take care of that clown earlier.
It was a stressful day, so allow this old man to relieve his stress a bit, okay?
I'm sure you've relieved yourself today too in some way...
With all the material you carry around! Nfu-fu-fu!
Date
People's lives are at stake here, CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME?
Ooishi
You can calm down. We'll get it under control, no matter what it is.
Date
It's not kind of a problem we can easily solve... Let me explain.
(I explained the death game live stream to Ooishi.)
Ooishi
I see. So it's some kind of twisted game where people keep dying...
No good. We need to act fast.
So, is that guy Hideo behind it all? Shall we confront him?
Date
...
I already did.
Ooishi
Oooh? And just what did he tell you?
Date
...


Flashback to Date confronting Hideo.

Hideo
He sure took long to explain a simple 'issue' such as the lack of pictures of hot girls in the locker room...
So he could 'scan' them, whatever that means...
Hey... What are you doing on my chair?
Date
Sir, I don't know what this is all about, but I'm afraid I have to place you under arrest.
Hideo
...
So, you know about it, huh?
The death game.
Date
Death game?
Hideo
People senselessly killing each other, one by one...
A sick way of entertaining people, and above all, a deadly contest...
Seeing your life reduced to nothing but a valueless toy in the hands of a psychopath.
Forgetting about your friendships, and betraying them.
Having to cooperate with old rivals, or going a step further and killing them...
Corrupting the very essence of your soul...
Just to cling onto a tiny little speck of hope that everything will turn out okay.
Surely, there's nothing in the world capable of causing more despair.
Date
You bastard...
Why... WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
Hideo
You don't seem to understand...
Date
JUST WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVE? WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF SUCH INSANITY?
Hideo
I am not the one behind this. I am merely a spectator.
Date
THEN HOW COME YOU CAN SEE ALL OF IT LIVE WHEN NO ONE ELSE HERE CAN?
Hideo
I am in contact with one of the participants, through special technology.
Date
That sounds like a hell of a stretch if you ask me!
Hideo
...Haven't you noticed? How everything you saw was from the point of view of someone in the game?
Date
...You're... You're right...
But why then? Why aren't you doing anything? And just who is behind this?
Hideo
Sadly, I can't answer all of your questions... I can give you a lead on an evil person, though...
A very bad person, indeed.
You see... Before all of this started. No...
After it was already bound to happen... Because of our mistakes...
It was during The Final Impact... This man, he reached out to help us...


The Final Impact (S4E11) flashback.

Kirei (flashback)
But, Kojima... Such a thing as The Final Impact won't lead to much suffering at all! Only the few poor survivors would feel anything! You don't realize... How much pain is still to be brought to this institution.
Hideo
Despite him giving us a helping hand...
He didn't have our interests in mind at all... In fact, he wasn't even hiding his malice...
Kirei (flashback)
So I'm not allowing you to! We'll get through the last of your defenses, making sure we're keeping you busy! And then, I shall repay my debt by making sure Battler has a fair match! And afterwards... Suffering must be caused by my hands!
Hideo
It was all already planned back then... Kojima was a hindrance towards his goal.
Kirei (flashback)
And now, I have the script... Just like you, I can change reality. I can decide other's lives and fates. I can make this world what I want it to be... But I know what to do, and I know when to stop.
Hideo
When we naively accepted it, it was already all over. This was inevitable.
Kirei (flashback)
...The creature that landed in Hell that day... That vessel should be waking up now. We must determine if he truly represents what I thought he did.
Hideo
After receiving support from that hellish fiend and his minions, he was able to enact his grand plan.
And as far as I know, his plans extend far beyond the death game.
His current goal is to obtain all of the titles in this company.
Holding all of them at the same time... It's said that would grant him a wish.
And only God knows what someone like him would do with such power... I fear for all of us.
Hideo
He already has two of them. And I'm sure he'll come by soon enough...
He'll make me grant him another title match, for the last one.
Date
Why don't you just say no? Why don't you just STOP ALL OF THIS?!
Hideo
I can't. I'm sorry to admit, he has me under his thumb.
One wrong move, and everyone in that game dies. I have to be especially careful.
Date
They're all dropping like flies anyway! I've just seen it myself!
We can't just stand here and do nothing about it!
Hideo
I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do about it.
All I can do is hope for someone to beat him, but it seems he's also got that part planned out...
Date
Bullshit!
I'm taking matters into my own hands, then! I'll stop him! I'll stop him no matter what!
Hideo
You really should not do such a thing. We must keep the peace in this Universe.
What happens in the other one is of no concern to us.
Date
How is it of no concern to us? The people stuck there are literally some of us!
Hideo
The right thing to do is to just sit back and play your role... Just as He envisioned.
He will take care of it.
We place our trust in Him to put us down the right path. For He will always watch over us.
Date
Just what kind of bullshit are you spewing now? Have you gone insane?
I'm not gonna let any more of my friends die! I didn't even know that was happening until now!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
Hideo
I just said it... I wanted the peace we know today to last forever.
Date
What's so peaceful about turning a blind eye to the murder of your friends?
Hideo
I did the right thing here. It's a shame you will never understand.
I won't stop you, though. Your determination is commendable.
Date
You couldn't stop me, even if you tried! You couldn't stop that goddamn priest!
Aiba, call Ooishi for me, now!
Aiba
Understood.
...
He's not picking up the phone...
Date
Dammit, we gotta find him, fast!


Back to Ooishi and Date in the present.

Ooishi
I see, I see... The priest, huh? Na-ha-ha-ha!
And here I was thinking it was all that clown's fault! Yet there was a priest standing behind the clown?
It seems like there's a way bigger crime to investigate than just the death of two people!
I wonder... Maybe Tomitake saw... Something that he shouldn't have seen..
So if there's such huge thing going on...
Maybe that's why the police didn't want us to peek into this case? Are they aware of it?
Or could they be... In someone's payroll?
Date
Thankfully no orders from up high have reached ABIS yet. Even if they did, I'd keep investigating.
Boss would have a hell of a headache over that, though...
Ooishi
How old is that "Boss" you keep talking about?
I wonder if such a lady would have an interest in this old man! Nfu-fu-fu!
Date
I already told you it's not the time for jokes!
Ooishi
But you haven't told me what you had planned. Not at all!
Date
Oh, right. See, I trust your detective skills a lot, but we still don't really click together as a team...
So, I'll ask you to keep investigating. Try to find out what we can do to interfere with this "death game".
As for me, I'll go find Raiden. I'll need his assistance to stop the priest's plans.
He has a servant with him, after all... And a strong one at that.
Ooishi
Na-ha-ha-ha!
I see you don't trust my fighting prowess! I'll show you my moves soon enough, though!
I... Just have to heal some lumbar pain I'm having!
Date
You worry about that later. I'm out.
Ooishi
Goodbye!

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. The Daily Dose (team) (Galo & Dr. Piccolo)
  2. Jacket & Chris Benoit
Benoit ➡(Submission) Dr. Piccolo
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Jacket & Chris Benoit
      • Winner

Post-match, Jacket & Benoit severely beat down their fallen enemies.

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Joe Tazuna
  2. G-Man
  • Normal Match
    • For King of Jobbers #1 Contendership
  • Results
    • G-Man
      • Winner
      • Became the King of Jobbers #1 contender

Post-match, Kirei suddenly appears and severely beats down the winner.

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Fred Jones
  2. Tom Brady
  3. CJ
  4. Rance
  5. Hisoka
  6. /v/ Rage Guy
  7. Marco Rossi
  8. The Protomen
  9. Demaro
  10. Kazuhira Miller
  11. Shingo Shoji
  12. Pixy
  13. Fargoth
  14. Extra
  15. Serge
  16. Nagito Komaeda
  17. Archer
  18. Zoomer
  19. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  20. Elite Crew
  21. Zeke Yeager
  22. Tatsuya Suou
  23. Rando
  24. The Janitor
  25. Tsukasa Kadoya
  26. Travis Touchdown
  27. John Bradford
  28. Ichiban Kasuga
  29. Joshua Graham
  30. Chosen Hunter
Fred Jones → CJ
Hisoka → Rance
Marco Rossi → Fred Jones
Tom Brady → Hisoka
/v/ Rage Guy → Tom Brady
Demaro → /v/ Rage Guy
Demaro & The Protomen → Marco Rossi
Kazuhira Miller → Shingo Shoji
Pixy → Serge
Extra → Fargoth
Pixy → Nagito Komaeda
Kazuhira Miller → Extra
Pixy → Kazuhira Miller
Archer → Pixy
Archer → Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
Elite Crew → Demaro
Zeke Yeager → The Protomen
Tatsuya Suou → Zoomer
Zeke Yeager & Tatsuya Suou → Archer
Tatsuya Suou → Zeke Yeager
Tsukasa Kadoya → Elite Crew
Travis Touchdown → Tatsuya Suou
Rando → John Bradford
Joshua Graham → Travis Touchdown
Chosen Hunter → Rando
Joshua Graham → Tsukasa Kadoya
Ichiban Kasuga & Chosen Hunter → Joshua Graham
The Janitor → Ichiban Kasuga
The Janitor → Chosen Hunter
  • 30-Man Royal Rumble
    • For /v/ #1 Contendership
  • Results
    • The Janitor
      • Winner
      • Became the /v/ #1 contender

Bonus Match: The Battler Royal[edit | edit source]

  1. Battler Ushiromiya
  2. Tohya Hachijo
  3. Peleador Ushiromiya
  4. Black Battler
Black Battler → Peleador Ushiromiya
Battler Ushiromiya → Tohya Hachijo
Battler Ushiromiya → Black Battler
  • Fatal 4-Way Match
    • For King of Battlers title
  • Results
    • Battler Ushiromiya
      • Battler
      • Became the King of Battlers