S5E6

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

La Parka
Hello, heeeeeellooooooooo there! It's once again time for a few announcements!
Can you guess what we're having tonight? I bet you can't!
Tonight's theme is... Rivalries!
You know, those guys that keep coming back and are a complete pain in the ass to you?
Sometimes you even begin to like them a little bit... Those are your rivals!
And because of such a theme, a few new guests will show up tonight!
Well, I have handpicked a few matchups so most of the fights can comply with this theme!
For those who weren't picked for such an exciting event, sorry for your bad luck!
Because there's an even better catch to all of this!
Our guests aren't at risk at all!
So if you beat them, you free yourself from the vote without having to screw over anyone!
AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Have a happy killing!

Match 1[edit | edit source]

  1. Walter (SMT)
  2. Jonathan
  • Normal Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Jonathan
      • Winner

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Joe
"Rivalries"... consider my biggest rival isn't around right now...
But I'm still scratching and clawing my way through this game. I will get to him...
In other news, our weeks and weeks of immunity are over. Such a sad fate.
Armstrong
A sad fate for all of the participants, of course!
Because now we have yet another reason nto bring you pain!
Once I'm out of this game and all of you at home elect me as your new president...
I can guarantee Joe over here will be my VP.
And we will make TFR great again!
Because we'll exterminate all of the weaklings... right here, at this game!
Joe
Right now, though, we have to take care of the competition.
And fight for immunity week after week.
And I think I've got two targets in my mind already...
First, someone just as big as us. Second, a former champion...
Armstrong
I would rather be beating up Jack right now, but that does sound interesting... They will do.
Joe
Bane, Knoxville... I know you guys aren't a team, but we're calling you out!

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Samoa Joe & Senator Armstrong
  2. Bane & Johnny Knoxville
Bane → Samoa Joe
Johnny Knoxville → Senator Armstrong
  • 2v2 Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Bane & Johnny Knoxville
      • Winner
      • Got the 1-Week Immunity

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Majima
My rival? Walter would be a worthy candidate, of course, but...
The one I've been facin' for most of my life wasn't him.
Kiryu-chan, just how many times have we fought?
Side by side too... Just last week, you were tryin' to help me!
There was no one more appropriate for such an occasion, was there?
But... This time around, it just doesn't feel right, does it?
And ya know, I did tell ya I'd be the one to kill ya before...
But I don't think I meant it like that, Kiryu-chan.
This is really fucked up, ya know? I don't wanna do this shit anymore.
It makes me just wanna go back to singin' and havin' fun in Kamurocho.
Fuck this "death game" bullshit, even havin' to deal with those old bastards in the Yakuza was better!
Kiryu-chan, no matter who wins tonight, we're both gettin' out of here.
And then it'll feel good to kick your ass again!

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Majima Goro
  2. Kiryu Kazuma
  • Table Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Kiryu Kazuma
      • Winner
      • Got the 1-Week Immunity

Note: Godzilla (human form) barged in halfway through, dabbed on Kiryu, and left.

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Char Aznable
  2. Amuro Ray
  • Normal Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Char Aznable
      • Winner
      • Got the 1-Week Immunity

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Sou Hiyori
  2. Midori
  • Falls Count Anywhere
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Midori
      • Winner

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Hyde
Well, time for another fruitless investigation.
Hmm? There's a PC over there.


Hyde moves closer.

Hyde
Is it working? Maybe I'll be able to contact someone from the outside...
Oh! It's turning on!


PC turns on. Hyde is greeted by Windows XP's default wallpaper.

Hyde
That's sure blast from the past...
Huh? It's completely empty.
Is this even a real computer?


Clippy the paperclip appears on the computer's screen.

Hyde
Oh... I've got myself a paperclip here.
Clippy
Hi, I'm Clippy! I'm your death game assistant and my job is to help you navigate this death game.
Hyde
Hey there, little guy... That sure as hell doesn't sound suspicious.
Clippy
It looks like you haven't found a clue for a while. Would you like help?
Yes - No
Hyde
Uh... Sure?
Clippy
Have you tried:
  • Pressing a secret button in the meeting room
Hyde
A secret button? There's a thing like that?
Didn't we go through the meeting room quite thoroughly?
We even turned it into our main hub.
Clippy
Have you tried:
  • Searching under the table
Hyde
Under the... Table? I think someone else was looking there
Personally, I didn't.


Clippy disappears, and PC turns off.

Hyde
Oh, there it goes.
Hyde
So, that's all I have for now?
Hyde
Might as well check...


Hyde leaves GM office and moves to the meeting room.

Hyde
Huh? There's nobody in there.
I was hoping to meet the rest of the guys.
That's odd, usually there's at least someone.
(I started thoroughly checking under every table in the meeting room.)
(And I quickly found what I was looking for. It wasn't hard to find at all.)
(Is this blue button the one that paperclip was talking about?)
(Was this always here? How come nobody noticed it all this time?)
(What would happen if I pressed this button?)
(Should I... Press it?)


DECISION TIME

PRESS THE BUTTON?

Press
Don't press
24 votes (57,14%)
18 votes (42,86%)


Hyde
After pondering for a while, I decided to press it.
I can't let something so mysterious slip by.
There it goes...
...
And then suddenly, the TV in the room turned on.
La Parka
Heeeeeey!
Damn, you suck.
Did you really have to press that button?
You fucked up!
You reeeeeeally fucked up!
Do you realize what you have done?
...
...
AHAHAHAHAH! Did you think it was something serious?
It's just a prank! Look, the camera is over there!
Yeah, I mean that camera, through which our dear mastermind observes this situation.
Well, you're in a poll now. See ya!
Hyde
...
That damned paperclip...
Am I going to die because of this?
Really?

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Drake Bell
  2. Josh Peck
  • Normal Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Josh Peck
      • Winner

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Agent 47
Rivalries... What a sick theme!
Just what... Is wrong with you?!
That reminds me... It reminds me of my greatest rival...
Just like you reminded me of my greatest friend last week...
And they're both gone now! THEY'RE GONE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
It's like you're doing all of this just to torture me... Why? WHY?
I'll make you pay for it. Whoever you are, you won't get away with this.
And... I'll bring them back! I swear I'll find a way to bring them back!

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Phoenix Wright & Miles Edgeworth
  2. Raymond Shields & Winston Payne
  • 2v2 Tag Team Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Raymond Shields & Winston Payne
      • Winner

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Pegasus
Erwin... This whole game... It reminds me so much of you!
Friendships... Rivalries... You were both my greatest friend and my greatest rival once!
Isn't that funny, Erwin? Isn't it? Ahahahah!
I even took your move and made it stronger! I'm having great success using it!
And what about my title reign? Wasn't that great? You're a big part of why I got those wins!
It's always great to remember the good times, isn't it?
It's like you're still here with me...
Hahahah! What am I talking about? You've always been right here, haven't you?
I'm talking to you right now!
Or maybe... Maybe I'm just about to join you... Soon enough...

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Tony Hawk
  2. Eric Sparrow
  • Extreme Rules Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Eric Sparrow
      • Winner

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Wright
...So you think someone is onto you?
...I see... You really need to be careful.
Have you contacted him? Is everything going smoothly?
Of course you did... Then things are going to be alright...


Footsteps can be heard.

Wright
...I think someone is coming. I'll talk to you later.


Enter Saihara.

Saihara
Hey! Did you find anything around here? Thought I heard you say something.
Wright
I was just thinking out loud... No luck yet, no.
Saihara
We're definitely on a dead end here. We're hoping the person behind this throws us a bone.
Wright
Was that a bad pun?
Saihara
Wh-? Oh... Hmmm... No?
Wright
Ahahahah, good. I think we really are hopeless unless something big happens...
Although... There is something really shady about this whole "guests" deal...
Saihara
What do you think it is?
Wright
...No idea. Again, just another hunch.
Saihara
...I see.

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Mr. America
  2. Peleador Ushiromiya
  • Normal Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Mr. America
      • Winner
      • Got the 1-Week Immunity

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Manny Pardo
  2. Miami Mutilator
  • Normal Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Manny Pardo
      • Winner
      • Got the 1-Week Immunity

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Agent 47
  2. Battler Ushiromiya
  • 2/3 Falls Match
    • For 1-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Agent 47
      • Winner
      • Got the 1-Week Immunity

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Agent 47
Battler! We-We've finally fought again! Y-You're back! I did it! I brought you back!
Battler
Aaaargh! Just what are you talking about?!
Agent 47
Come on! We can fight again!
FIGHT ME ANOTHER TIME, BATTLER!
Battler
Why are you so obsessed with fighting me?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEEE, ASSASSIN?


The TV turns on.

La Parka
AHAHAHAHAHAH! It seems like you're having even more fun than expected with our guests tonight!
Although, I'm sorry to tell you... You didn't bring anyone back at all! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
You see, those guests of mine... I have another name for them!
I like to call them my DOLLS! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
You see? They're not human! Nuh-uh! They're artificially made beings!
And maybe, just maybe, they have another objective here!
Can you guess what that is? AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Well, I hope you all have fun with this new knowledge! See you laaaaateeeer!


The TV turns off.

Agent 47
...
Battler
What's the matter?
Agent 47
That's IMPOSSIBLE! MORE LIES? NO! BATTLER, YOU HAVE TO BE REAL!
YOU HAVE TO BE THE BATTLER I KNOW!
Battler
...
Agent 47
ANSWER ME, DAMMIT! THINGS CAN'T JUST KEEP GOING LIKE THIS!
I'M SURE MAX IS ALIVE TOO!
Battler
...


Battler leaves.

Agent 47
BATTLER! GET BACK HERE! BATTLER! BAAAAAATTLEEEEEEEEEEEER!
UUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Andrei Ulmeyda
  2. Donte
  3. Hachijo Tohya
  4. James Sunderland
  5. Maximillion Pegasus
  6. Patrick Bateman
  7. Saihara Shuichi
  8. Tommy Wiseau
  • Ladder Match
    • For 2-Week Immunity
  • Results
    • Donte
      • Winner
      • Got the 2-Week Immunity

Main Vote[edit | edit source]

The vote was be held among 18 participants. The five to be executed are chosen via Majority Vote.

  1. Samoa Joe
  2. Hachijo Tohya
  3. James Sunderland
  4. Patrick Bateman
  5. Walter
  6. Senator Armstrong
  7. Kyle Hyde
  8. Phoenix Wright
  9. Saihara Shuichi
  10. Tony Hawk
  11. Andrei Ulmeyda
  12. Drake Bell
  13. Hiyori Sou
  14. Majima Goro
  15. Maximillion Pegasus
  16. Miles Edgeworth
  17. Tommy Wiseau
  18. Johnny Knoxville
(12 votes)
(6 votes)



(5 votes)
(3 votes)
(2 votes)


(1 vote)


(0 votes)




53 votes total

Via Main Vote, Samoa Joe, Hachijo Tohya, James Sunderland, Patrick Bateman, and Walter were chosen to be executed.

Execution[edit | edit source]

  1. Samoa Joe
  2. Hachijo Tohya
  3. James Sunderland
  4. Patrick Bateman
  5. Walter (SMT)


were executed.

22 participants remain.