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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Hideo
Impressive... The simulations, they say this kid can beat HUNK at his prime!
You! Remind me to keep an eye on him. He has some serious potential!
???
Yes, sir!
Hideo
...
Dammit, why am I running simulations at such a time?
The champion is out enjoying blackjack and hookers...
And won't be coming back to this dimension for a while?
That's... Ugh! I need to turn on the live feed again!
Hey, you again! Make the announcement! We're gonna have a world title match tonight!
Kirei
Oh, I see you once again seem to need someone to step up...
How fortunate...
My match tonight was for the #1 contendership to the exact world title you're talking about!
Once again, rejoice, Director. I shall take this gift with great pleasure.
I'll represent your brand as both Tag Team and World champion!
Hideo
Grrgh...! Don't go celebrating just yet! You still haven't won the match!
Kirei
Are you sure about that? Remember, I always plan ahead...
Hideo
Mmgh...!

Match 1[edit | edit source]

  1. Rance
  2. Gene
  • Results
    • Rance
      • Winner

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Delta
  2. Phi
  • Results
    • Delta
      • Winner

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Ultimis
You know, even before zis "final rumble" thing, I always ADORED wrestling.
There is nothing more satisfying than watching a battle between two men, a test of strength if you vill.
Being shtuck here is not so bad.
Even despite mein... DUMKOPF of an "alternate self" taking off with MEIN FOCUSING STONE!
Not having to deal with those idiotic test subjects und zat damned little girl more than make up for it!
You know, I heard some rumors zat "Richtofen 2.0" lost ze stone to someone else.
I just need to find it once more, und put it inside mein long, golden rod's shaft, ja...
...Ja, JA JA! NOTHING CAN STOP MEIN GRAND SCHEME! AHAHAHAHA!
Erm, excuse me, I'm getting ahead of meinself, ahem.
For ze moment, I vill aspire to smaller tasks.
For once, I actually appreciate a Japanese man. Hideo vas smart to give me such an opportunity.
I have put many patients through tables before, Joe Tazuna, you vill not be ze last.
Und when I am done with you, I vill have to 'operate' on anyone else in my path.
"King of Jobbers" is such a derogatory title, I vill have to change it to "God of Wrestling" vhen I rule!

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Joe Tazuna
  2. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  • Results
    • Joe Tazuna
      • Winner

Note: Godzilla barged in halfway through, got thrown into the table, and left.

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Dutch
Ruber, you've got some explaining to do. Tell me, RIGHT NOW, WHAT WAS THAT?
Ruber
Listen, Dutch, you have to trust me! I have a PLAN!
Dutch
A plan? We were about to walk out with the goddamn tag team titles!
And you just left me there without saying a word!
Ruber
See, it's because I only realized it halfway through the match!
We can have something muuuuuch bigger than those belts, Dutch, you just have to trust me!
Dutch
What could be bigger than the titles? A mansion in Tahiti?
Ruber
Even better, Dutch! Even better!
Dutch
Well... Now we're talking! If you promise me your plan will take us to new heights...
If I'm able to comfortably retire and farm mangoes afterwards... Then it was all worth it!
Ruber
See, I even went ahead and scheduled a match for us, so we can rebuild that trust!
We're gonna face an old team...
They're experienced and have been together for a while, but it should still be easy!
Dutch
Alright, I'm trusting you this time. You better not leave me hangin' again!
Ruber
Hahahah... Don't worry, Dutch! There's no need to worry!

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Men With a Plan (Dutch Van Der Linde & Ruber)
  2. The Paranormal Patrol (Fred Jones & Leon S. Kennedy)
  • Results
    • Men With a Plan
      • Winner

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Geralt
Yeah, I've lost plenty in my career here.
I've lost to that one weird kid. Twice.
Once, he even got me in 25 seconds...
I've lost to his old man too... Fair and square.
And that's why I'm here to say: so what?
You win some, you lose some. That's just how life is.
The way this place works... Anything can happen.
But I'm determined. It's time for me to turn my luck around.
I've beaten countless beasts in the past. All kinds of 'em.
I'm the most legendary Witcher to ever walk this planet.
And that's why, tonight, I'm issuing an open challenge.
The entire locker room is invited to step up and face me.
And I'll be prepared for anything, or anyone!
I mean, it's not like some legendary monster would just show up suddenly...

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Geralt of Rivia
  2. Godzilla
  • Results
    • Godzilla
      • Winner

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Extra
Red! Just what were you thinking? You said you'd go home!
Red
Listen... I really needed to prove myself, and that guy deserved an ass-kicking, okay?
Extra
Dammit! He could've hurt you! He could've...
DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED T nTHE OTHER GIRL?
Red
I can take care of myself, alright? Stop worrying about me!
Extra
Red...
Red
...
Extra
I know where Adachi is hiding. And I'm going to take him out myself this time around!
Red
Tre, stop! You don't want to get involved in this!
Extra
You just told me to leave you alone, yet you're still trying to babysit me?
Red
...
Extra
Alright, I'm done with this.
ADACHI, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE!
Red
Tre!


Extra leaves.

Red
I... Can't protect him, can I?


Enter Rean.

Rean
Hello there! Does the lady need some help?
Red
Who the hell are you?
Rean
Now now, calm down and fear not, I will take care of everything!
Red
I can take care of what's bothering me myself, thanks.
Rean
Haha! You sure are a hot-headed one!
Hey, would you accompany me for dinner tonight? I'm feeling quite hungry.
Red
The only thing I wanna taste right now is your blood, asshole, get out of my face!
Rean
Well, if that is the case... How about a match?
Red
Sounds great to me.
Rean
Even better! If you win, I will do whatever you want!
Red
And what's the catch?
Rean
If I win, I get to headpat you until you calm down! Hahahah!
Red
What the HELL is wrong with you?
Rean
Hey, I won't hold back this time, alright? Haha!

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Rean Schwarzer
  2. Red
  • Results
    • Red
      • Winner

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Date
...So this is Reika's number.
Remember to tell her how much I miss her...
And to do a video call so you can scan her into your brain thing!
Please give me her card afterwards, alright?
Raiden
Hahahah, I guess you got knocked out last week, but damn...
This one is gonna make this entire partnership worth it!
Ooishi
Na ha ha ha! Excuse me, gentlemen! Am I interrupting something here?
Oooh, you own THAT one? That's a SSR!
Date
Uh... Oh... Uh... I don't know what you're talking about! Hahahah!
Ooishi
I saw what you two have been doing in the last few minutes! No need to hide it! Nfu fu fu!
I know that a man has needs! And your taste seems diverse enough!
Date
Uh... Ahem, anyway... The investigation!
Did you find anything important?
Ooishi
I came here to ask you about it... Both victims were killed in a quite brutal way...
More than that, their bodies were displayed on two different locker rooms, in a very similar manner...
In the same night, too. And we have a suspect, who told everyone around he killed one of the victims.
Date
I think it's too early to be that certain about it. I think Adachi might indeed be involved but...
Something about Tomitake's death is odd...
Ooishi
Indeed. Supposedly, this Adachi fellow only hunts down women...
But I have an idea who might be the mastermind behind his actions.
I can't prove this with evidence, but... I'm gonna say what I think here.
The mastermind behind this murder spree must be...


Heart pounding loudly. This is it. This is when the mastermind is revealed. It has to be them.

Ooishi
The Sonozaki family, of course! And they will blame it on Lord Oyashiro's curse!
Date
We're splitting, right? I think I know what I want to investigate first.
And Raiden here will help me, of course!
Raiden
Damn, I think I set the chubby slider too high on that on- Wait, what?
Oh, uhhh... Of course! Hahah!
Date
...You do remember the plan, don't you?
Raiden
Ah yeah, the plan! How could I forget? W-We're gonna investigate this real good! H-Hahahah!
Ooishi
Na ha ha ha! You two sure make a great team. Reminds me of my days on the force...
Talking about teams, Date...
They're having a #1 contendership match for the Tag Team championships...
And considering they're only accepting fresh new teams in the match... I signed us up!
I just wanted to test you, see if you got what it takes, you know?
Date
Ah... Actually, I think I was gonna sign up for that with Rai-
Ooishi
I'm sure we'll win it! Na ha ha ha!
I will make sure to update you later! Until then, Date, Raiden!

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Date Kaname & Ooishi Kuraudo
  2. The Blunder Kings (Raiden (MK) & King)
  3. The Daily Dose (team) (Galo & Dr. Piccolo)
Dr. Piccolo ➡ King 
Galo ➡ Date Kaname
Dr. Piccolo ➡ Ooishi Kuraudo
Galo ➡ Raiden (MK) 
  • Three-way Tornado Tag Team Elimination Match
  • Results
    • The Daily Dose (team)
      • Winner

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Demaro
  2. Rage Guy
  • Results
    • Demaro
      • Winner

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Extra
Goddammit! Let me through! I just wanna get to the electronics department!
Security
Not today, buddy. We're closed.
Extra
Closed my ass! I know someone is hiding there!
Security
Those are orders from the police, sorry.
Extra
Well, you can call the police on me then! I'm getting through!
Security
Sir, let's please not do this the hard way.
Extra
You're damn right we're doing it the hard way.
I'm here to stop a murderer and I'll do it\ o matter what!
Security
Well, sir, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to call for backup.
Extra
Oh, how great, so now you're calling your buddies? You can't even take me one-on-one?
Security
Sir, it's of utmost importance that you do NOT enter this place.
This is Joe from the security team. Requesting backup.
I repeat, requesting backup! Guillermo, Dwight, Omar, I need you here now!
Security
Joe, this is Omar. Sorry to say, but Dwight didn't show up to work today.
He's at that side job he's got going ever since 1992.
Anyway, me and Guillermo are coming. Over.
Extra
Oh, so your name is Joe?
Security
Yeah, what about it?
Extra
Well, how fuckin' great. Now I'll take twice as much pleasure in beating your ass!

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Extra
  2. Security Guard x 3
  • Results
    • Security Guard x 3
      • Winner

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Aniki
Van! How are you, buddy?
Darkholme
What's with the sudden friendliness? Do you want to wrestle me again?
Aniki
Hahahah, that can wait! I was just thinking...
It's been pretty lonely lately. Ricardo hasn't been around ever since he got called to that conference...
In fact, none of the people who went there have came back yet! Must be something pretty important!
Well, first of all, I was thinking of throwing a party for Ricardo at Ram Ranch once everyone is back!
Darkholme
Heh... I can think about bringing my camp there if that's the case.
Aniki
Second of all... I heard you have a championship match tonight.
Now, I haven't had much to do lately, and your opponent... He's shady.
Darkholme
I can handle that jabroni. Don't worry about it.
Aniki
Heh... Jabroni, I wonder where you learn such words...
Darkholme
Oh, don't worry, just an old friend of mine...
Aniki
Well, either way, I wasn't really talking about your opponent...
I'm worried about his friend. About some kind of outside interference.
So, I was thinking about... Taking care of him myself, so I can guarantee you have a fair match!
I'm gonna punish that boy HARD! I'm gonna make him take all of it!
Darkholme
You can do what you want. I appreciate the help, though.
Aniki
No problem! Oh, and that old friend of yours... You can bring him to Ram Ranch, you know?
Darkholme
I'll think about it... Gold might want to come too...

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Aniki
  2. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  • Results
    • Dimitri Blaiddyd
      • Winner

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

Vergil
My... My other self... Just what has happened with it?
He was... Keeping me together... My humanity...
I need him back... Where... Could he be?
If he doesn't come back... I'll slowly decay... My humanity... Gone.
Power... Need more... Power...
Dante... Stay... Away...

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Dan Schneider
  2. Boomer
  3. Tatsuya Suou
  4. Vergil
  5. Robert
  6. G-Man
  7. Ichiban Kasuga
  8. Sweet Tooth
Tatsuya ➡️ Dan Schneider
Boomer ➡️ Vergil
G-Man ➡️ Ichiban Kasuga
G-Man ➡️ Tatsuya
Boomer ➡️ Sweet Tooth
Robert ➡️ Boomer
G-Man ➡️ Robert
  • Results
    • G-Man
      • Winner

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. Van Darkholme
  2. Kirei Kotomine
  • Results
    • Kirei Kotomine
      • Winner

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Phone ringing can be heard.

Hideo
As crazy as things have been, I think the situation right now is manageable.
Oh, the pleasure is mine. Always good to catch up with you.
Have a good night!


???
Sir, someone called the office earlier. They want to talk with you personally.
Hideo
Is it Kirei again?
???
I... Didn't get his name. Sorry, sir!
Hideo
Alright, alright. I'll go talk to him. Take care of the office for me.
???
Of course, sir! Just let me go to the bathroom for a moment first!
Hideo
I don't have all the time in the world. Go do what you need to do, I'll be leaving.
???
I'll be fast, sir!


Some time passes.

???
HOLY SHIT! THIS STUFF IS DIVINE! HOW DID SUCH A RARITY END UP HERE?!


Date
Aiba, both distractions seem to have worked.\nWe should have free access to his computer.
Aiba
Just according to my simulations!
Date
It's locked by a password.\nAiba, can you hack it for me?
Aiba
Of course.


Hacking in progress...

Aiba
Date, we're in.
Date
Okay, now I need to see what they have here,\nand fast!
...What is this? A live feed?


Cut to Kyle, Saihara, and Tohya in the meeting room.
"LIVE" icon can be seen in the corner.

Wright
...And we survived for another week, just like we promised.
Saihara
And we will keep on living, for as long as it takes.
Until we can end this Death Game.


Date
...Death game?
What... Is the meaning of this?

Bonus Match[edit | edit source]

  1. HUNK
  2. Sminem
  • Results
    • HUNK
      • Winner