S5E4

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Saihara
So, we're getting called here again...
I wonder what he could be planning...
La Parka
AHAHAHAHAH! Hello, yes, hello everyone! It's your faaaavorite host again!
And my duty, as always, is to inform you of tonight's matches!
This episode's main theme will be... "Friendship"!
Friendship involves various aspects, and can be seen in many different ways.
Today, we'll get a look at all of them!
The idea of sacrificing yourself for a friend...
A quarrel between friends...
Cooperation, unity, companionship, power... It all comes back to the concept of friendship.
So be prepared to help your friend... Or maybe, to send him to his death! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Agent 47
Damn you, you TOOK AWAY my best friend, you piece of shit!
Ulmeyda
...
Agent 47
I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna assassinate you! Just why are you doing this to us?
La Parka
Oh? I'm sorry, but I think you've misunderstood.
I am not the one behind this Death Game. I am merely a host.
Agent 47
BULLSHIT! THAT'S A LIE! NOTHING BUT LIES, LIES, LIEEEEEEEEEES!
La Parka
Believe what you want, then! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Agent 47
WELL, MAYBE I'LL QUESTION YOUR TWO LITTLE SERVANTS OVER THERE AGAIN THEN!
THIS TIME, FORCEFULLY!
La Parka
They don't really know anything, either. It would be no fun if they did!
Besides, my servants will be facing each other tonight!
Maybe you'd like to wait until after that match to pick on them?
Or maybe... I'll kill you if you try such a thing! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Saihara
Guys... Who is that old man... In a wheelchair, over there?
???
...
La Parka
Well, I'll be taking my leave now! Enjoy the killing!
Char
Maybe he's the mastermind? Maybe he's the one behind this?
???
...
Agent 47
IT'S JUST A BLIND AND DEAF OLD MAN, LET HIM BE!
WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH!
Saihara
So he really isn't the mastermind... This changes things up.
For how long... will all of this go on?

Match 1[edit | edit source]

  1. Patrick Bateman
  2. James Sunderland
  • Results
    • Patrick Bateman
      • Winner

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Joe
Seven years. Seven goddamn years.
That's how long it took me to get to him again!
And I tried to get my hands on that piece of shit so many times...
One on one, the mixed tag tournament, that dumb bitch that follows him around...
I tried getting to him in every way I possibly could!
But every time, every single time... He got away with it!
And now, he keeps getting away! I was called to participate in this game, and he wasn't?
More than that...
Those CHUMPS, known as 'candidates' or whatever, get an advantage over people like ME?
Someone hard-working and deserving of winning this game...
Someone willing to get blood on their hands?
I don't care. I will kill all of you. ALL OF YOU!
And once this is over with... Extra... You're next.
...Oh, and by the way...
Tonight, standing side by side with me, is a man who's also immune. The one 'candidate' I respect.
And he's just as ready to kill whoever necessary as I am.
So Majima, tough luck last week, eh? Well, you have another opportunity to escape Parka's 'special vote'.
Apparently your friend was willing to take a bullet for you this time... You two have a lot in your hands.
However, if you can't defeat me and Armstrong, you're done for.
BOTH of you will be placed on the special poll.
I wish you good luck. You're gonna need it.

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Samoa Joe & Senator Armstrong
  2. Majima Goro & Kiryu Kazuma
  • Results
      • Draw

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Undertaker
  2. Mr. America
  • Results
    • Mr. America
      • Winner

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Winnie the Pooh, Prince of Persia, Hiyori Sou, Miles Edgeworth
  2. Walter (SMT), Tony Hawk, Donte, Char Aznable
Walter ➡️ Winnie the Pooh
Donte ➡️ Prince of Persia
Donte ➡️ Miles Edgeworth
Char Aznable ➡️ Hiyori Sou
  • Results
    • Walter, Tony Hawk, Donte, Char Aznable
      • Winner

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Manny Pardo
  2. Doomguy
  • Results
    • Manny Pardo
      • Winner

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Agent 47
...
FUCK, FUCK, FUUUCK!
How could you die on me, Max, you...
You said you wouldn't...
Why...?
The... The game...
This- This game has gone far enough!
I'll put that homosexual skeleton back in the closet where he belooongs!
And Battler... That white-haired punk... That's...
Battler isn't smart enough to feign retardation. It's...
Like he died...
And not by my hand?! ...Kojima...
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I'LL BURY YOU IN A FUCKING PACHINKO MACHINE, KOJIMA!

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Agent 47
  2. Andrei Ulmeyda
  3. Drake Bell
Drake Bell ➡️ Andrei Ulmeyda
  • Results
    • Drake Bell
      • Winner

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Akagi Shigeru
  2. Maximillion Pegasus
  • Results
    • Maximillion Pegasus
      • Winner

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Saihara
So, have you gathered any info?
Wright
Nothing.
Tohya
I'm not much of a detective myself...
Hyde
I feel like I've been getting bad luck on my investigations.
Saihara
Dammit... And now we have to fight between ourselves in a match too?
Wright
Correct. That leaves us with no time to further investigate.
Although I'm convinced that would lead us nowhere...
Hyde
Why's that?
Wright
Just a hunch... Whoever is behind this looks clever enough to not leave any clues behind.
Tohya
Unless they specifically want us to find one of those 'clues?'
Wright
Exactly.
Saihara
So, you're saying there's nothing we can do, except kill each other?
Hyde
No... There must be something we're overlooking...
Wright
...
Hyde
I'll see you guys in the ring.
Tohya
Guys!
Would you do me a favor?
Saihara
...What is it, Tohya?
Tohya
Just... Please, don't die. We can get out of this. All of us.
Wright
...
Hyde
...
Saihara
...Don't worry, I won't lose this game.

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Hachijo Tohya
  2. Shuichi Saihara
  3. Kyle Hyde
  4. Phoenix Wright
Phoenix Wright ➡️ Shuichi Saihara
  • Results
    • Phoenix Wright
      • Winner

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Mr. X
  2. Johnny Knoxville
  3. Bane
  4. Jeff Mangum
  5. Reviewbrah
  6. Tommy Wiseau
Reviewbrah ➡️ Tommy Wiseau
Johnny Knoxville ➡️ Reviewbrah
Jeff Mangum ➡️ Bane
Johnny Knoxville ➡️ Jeff Mangum
Mr. X ➡️ Johnny Knoxville
  • Results
    • Mr. X
      • Winner

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

La Parka
Well well well, it seems like we have determined the participants in both of tonight polls!
...Or have we?
So here's the catch this time around!
Our main poll today... It's quite harmless, if I do say so myself!
Only 10 of you will be left in it.
More than that, the rules are different this time around.
The ones dying are the ones with LESS votes.
Now, my special poll! That's where the fun really is at!
This one is a majority vote, like the ones you're used to!
But more than that, the choices in that vote are veeeeeery limited!
Aaand... It has a higher lethality rate! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
But before we head into voting time...
I have something for the 14 of you in the main voting poll!
Let's gamble on a card game! Isn't that fun?
Well, all I'll say is: you better be lucky! Or at least not TOO unlucky! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
LET'S PLAY THE GAME!

Card Game[edit | edit source]

14 participants in the Main Vote are forced into special Card Game. Each of them will be given a card from a deck of 14 cards, which contains:

  • 1 Immunity card, that will remove the owner from the poll and give immunity for the next week.
  • 3 Delay cards, that will remove the owner from the poll and put him in the poll for the next week.
  • 9 Nothing cards, that will not do anything.
  • 1 Switch card, that will replace the owner with participant from the Special Vote.
  1. Jeff Mangum
  2. Johnny Knoxville
  3. Hiyori Sou
  4. Agent 47
  5. Andrei Ulmeyda
  6. Undertaker
  7. Saihara Shuichi
  8. James Sunderland
  9. Kyle Hyde
  10. Akagi Shigeru
  11. Hachijo Tohya
  12. Doomguy
  13. Bane
  14. Miles Edgeworth
- Switch card
- Delay card
- Delay card
- Nothing card
- Nothing card
- Nothing card
- Nothing card
- Nothing card
- Nothing card
- Immunity card
- Nothing card
- Nothing card
- Delay card
- Nothing card

As a result, Johnny Knoxville, Hiyori Sou, Akagi Shigeru, and Bane were removed from the Main Vote. Jeff Mangum was also removed from the Main Vote and placed into the Special Vote instead. His spot was taken by a random participant from the Special Vote, who turned out to be Reviewbrah.

Main Vote[edit | edit source]

The vote was be held among 10 participants. The three to be executed are chosen via Minority Vote.

  1. Hachijo Tohya
  2. Kyle Hyde
  3. Agent 47
    Andrei Ulmeyda
  4. Miles Edgeworth
    Reviewbrah
    Saihara Shuichi
    James Sunderland
  5. Doomguy
    Undertaker
(8 votes)
(7 votes)
(5 votes)

(4 votes)



(1 vote)

  • 43 votes total

Doomguy and Undertaker were chosen to be executed. Due to third least voted spot being shared between four participants, second poll was held to decide who'll die among them, this time via Majority Vote:

  1. Reviewbrah
  2. James Sunderland
  3. Miles Edgeworth
  4. Saihara Shuichi
(18 votes)
(12 votes)
(7 votes)
(3 votes)

40 votes total

Via Main Vote, Doomguy, Undertaker, and Reviewbrah were chosen to be executed.

Special Vote[edit | edit source]

The vote was held among 6 participants. The three to be executed are chosen via Majority Vote.

  1. Winnie the Pooh
  2. Jeff Mangum
    Prince of Persia
  3. Majima Goro
  4. Tommy Wiseau
  5. Kiryu Kazuma
(18 votes)
(9 votes)

(7 votes)
(3 votes)
(0 votes)

46 votes total

Via Special Vote, Winnie the Pooh, Jeff Mangum, and Prince of Persia were chosen to be executed.

Execution[edit | edit source]

  1. Doomguy
  2. Undertaker
  3. Reviewbrah
  4. Winnie the Pooh
  5. Jeff Mangum
  6. Prince of Persia



were executed.

27 participants remain.

Bonus Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Rean Schwarzer
  2. HUNK
  • Results
    • Rean Schwarzer
      • Winner