S5E3

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Hideo
It seems that the preparations went just as expected. Your work shall be rewarded.
???
No problem, sir.
Hideo
Either way, this office feels a lot better.
But... I'm afraid we're gonna have to take drastic measures.
As of right now...
The King of Jobbers championship and the tag team championships are officially vacant!
Tell the others that, tonight, we will crown new champions.
The two men owed a #1 contendership match for the King of Jobbers championship...
Will be joined by four other men who won their matches last week.
An Elimination Chamber match will be held!
The winner shall be crowned our new champion, in tonight's main event!
As for the tag team titles, our former #1 contenders, the Men with a Plan...
Will face a team yet to be determined, with the winner taking the belts!
???
Sir, what about the World Title?
Hideo
Well, you see...
Kirei
Rejoice, Director.
If you wish for new tag team champions, your wish will, at last, come true.
I believe I still am owed a World title match, isn't that right?
And our champion doesn't seem to be here tonight... I wonder why that is?
Surely you would know of his whereabouts?
Hideo
The World Champion will be back here soon...
However, you do have a point.
Kirei
Indeed. And you know what I will ask for.
Insert me and my Servant in the Tag Team Championships match.
Hideo
...
I'm afraid I'll have to oblige...
Kirei
Then, I shall take my leave. Goodbye, Director.

Match 1[edit | edit source]

  1. Rance
  2. Rean Schwarzer
  • Results
    • Rean Schwarzer
      • Winner

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Schoolgirl
Hey! Could you please sign this for me?
Nero
...Huh? How did a student end up here?
Schoolgirl
Oh! I was given a backstage pass after winning a contest!
Adachi
Backstage pass? Since when do we have those?
Schoolgirl
Ah, maybe there was a change in management recently? I've noticed marketing here got different!
Wouldn't you know about it, though?
Nero
Ah, yeah... I guess things... Changed?
Schoolgirl
Aaanyway, I'll get going!
Adachi
Hey, wait, don't you want my autograph too?
Schoolgirl
Oh, nah, my boyfriend is waiting for me!
Besides... You've been losing a lot lately! Try not to be a burden to your friend!
Adachi
......

Screen fades to black, and then two loud strikes are heard.

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Fred Jones
  2. Van Darkholme
  • Results
    • Van Darkholme
      • Winner

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Joe Tazuna
  2. Travis Touchdown
  3. Marco Rossi
  4. Raidou Kuzunoha the XIV
  5. Edward Richtofen
  • Results
    • Joe Tazuna & Edward Richtofen
      • Draw

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Raiden
You know, if you wanted to look at this magazine so bad, you could've just asked!
I had already recorded it all into my memory. I also scanned every girl there into my game!
Date
Hahahah! You really have good taste, you know?
I'm sorry, I just got... too caught up in the moment!
So, I help you out tonight and if you win... You promise to not use my Aiba card?
Raiden
Sure. It's a very important match. I really need to prove myself here.
Just be at ringside. I feel like we make a good team.
Date
Could you maybe... throw me a bonus too? If everything goes well?
Raiden
I think I do have a couple more magazines! I'll show you after the match.
Well, It's about to start, so I'll be going to the ring now.
Datep
I'll be there soon, don't worry!
Alright... If I just manage to break into his locker...
Then I won't have to get into any of the trouble he wants to drag me into.
He must have so many rare ones in there!\nI can't wait!
Aiba
Date, control yourself!
Date
The locker password consists of 3 numbers...
I saw him slipping a paper under there after opening it earlier... It might be written on it...
...And here it is!
Let's see what we got here...
(Your memory might fail pretty often. In case of such a thing happening, remember:)
("I haff tvelve metchsteek...")
Fuck off.
...
Dammit!
("I haff tvelve metchsteek. Rose-96. Move 3.")
(This guy... Can't remember a 3 number combination?)
(Does his memory... Only have enough space for THOSE THINGS?)
(Is that all he thinks about? I can't imagine someone living like that!)
Aiba
Oh, Date... You sure can.
Date
(...So, to solve this...)
Aiba, I need you to look up possible answers for this riddle.

Puzzle
"I haff tvelve metchsteek. Rose-96. Move 3."
Answer
961

Date
UGH! Will I have to do that guy's dirty work after all?
How could I get this wrong? Dammit, Aiba!
Aiba
Hey, it's not my fault you can't figure out a simple puzzle!
Date
(But then... Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a very familiar sight.)
(A porno mag... On the floor, near the door.)
(There always comes a time in a man's life where he has to make a choice.)
(This... Surely is the hardest one.)
LIIIIIMITED EDIIIIIIIIIITIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
(I ran to grab the magazine as fast as I could.)
(But then... It started moving away. Like it was running from me.)
(No, it wasn't that. It was being dragged away by something!)
(My precious porno mag, and it's being taken from me!)
(Nevertheless, I kept following it.)
(Until...)

Screen turns dark, and loud thud can be heard.

(Everything went dark.)

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Raiden (MG)
  2. Solid Snake
  • Results
    • Raiden
      • Winner

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Big Smoke
  2. CJ
  3. Jirou Tomitake
  • Note: Tomitake put Smoke into a submission and Smoke tapped like a busta
  • Results
    • Jirou Tomitake
      • Winner

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Boomer
  2. Geralt of Rivia
  • Results
    • Boomer
      • Winner

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Extra
RED! I'm so glad you're safe!
Red
So you heard about it too?
Extra
Yeah, they found a girl dangling on one of the lockers backstage...
Around high school age... Apparently she had won a contest to be here tonight.
Red
Dammit! How did this happen just... So out of nowhere?
Extra
Apparently that guy, Nero, was also found unconscious nearby.
They dragged him to the hospital.
Red
They did that? So where's the police?
Extra
They didn't come.
Red
What? Why?
Extra
More than that... Adachi is going out and bragging about it!
He's admitting to having killed her, and he sounds really unhinged.
He says no one can hold him back now, and he's challenging people to step up!
He'll probably go back to that life of... killing women.
Red
...
Tre, could you do me a favor?
Extra
Huh?
Red
Please, would you go check up on Nero at the hospital?
I think you can get some valuable info from him, and prevent more bad things from happening!
Extra
Sure! But... will you be okay?
Red
I'll be fine! I'll pack my things up and go home. Wouldn't wanna stay here in a day like that.
Better not to get myself involved, you know? Hahahah...
Extra
Alright...

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Tohru Adachi
  2. Red
  • Results
    • Red
      • Winner

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Red
Hey, don't you dare run away! I'll reshape that disgusting face of yours!
Adachi
AHAHAHAHAHAH! I KNEW IT! THIS FORM ISN'T WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW!
TO LOSE... TO LOSE TO A SLUUUUUUT? AHAHAHAHAHAH!
YOU WILL SEE IT! THE JOKER... HE WILL COME BACK! AND STRONGER THAN EVER!
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! YOU'RE ALL GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
Red
You're a wuss, you know that? The police will get you!
Adachi
I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT! AHAHAHAHAH! SEE YOU!

Adachi runs away.

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Nagito Komaeda
  2. Galo
  • Results
    • Galo
      • Winner

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Men With a Plan (Dutch Van Der Linde & Ruber)
  2. Master & BERSERKER (Dimitri Blaiddyd & Kirei Kotomine)
  • Results
    • Master & BERSERKER
      • Winner

Note: The match ends shortly after Ruber betrays Dutch Van Der Linde and leaves the team.

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Demaro
  2. Hisoka
  3. Dr. Piccolo
  4. Adam Jensen
  5. Archer
  6. Pixy
Adam Jensen → Pixy 
Hisoka → Archer  
Adam Jensen → Hisoka   
Demaro → Dr. Piccolo   
Adam Jensen → Demaro
  • Elimination Chamber Match
  • Results
    • Adam Jensen
      • Winner

Note: Adam took two finishers in a row from Demaro and survived

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Date
...Where am I?
Oh... Right... I gotta go back to the locker room!
My... Magazine!
(I opened the locker room door...)
(And then... Before me was...)

A gruesome corpse appears on the screen.

(A body.)
(A lifeless body, dangling from one of the lockers.)
(A man's corpse.)
(Was this a nightmare?)
(No... It was very real.)

Lore 7[edit | edit source]

Phone ringing can be heard.

???
Aah, hello? Na ha ha ha, good evening, good morning.
???
It's been a long time, Mr. Ooishi.
Ooishi
Ohh, Akasaka! How nostalgic. It's been years, hasn't it?
Akasaka
Yes. Really, thank you so much for all your help back then.
Ooishi
Nfu fu fu, oh no, it was no big deal.
So, Akasaka. Did you have something to discuss today?
Akasaka
Sadly, yes. There is a homicide case that might interest you.
Ooishi
Na ha ha ha! You're getting older too, Akasaka.
Have you forgotten that I'm already retired from the police force?
Akasaka
That's exactly why I'm calling you, Mr. Ooishi.
The victim is someone you know very well.
Ooishi
...Who is it?
Akasaka
Photographer that would visit Hinamizawa each year. Jirou Tomitake.
Ooishi
Him?!
Akasaka
He was killed after his wrestling debut.
Ooishi
Why aren't you on the case?!
Akasaka
Our hands are tied. Higher ups won't let us interfere.
I only learned about this because my co-worker was the one who found the body.
I believe you can't let this slide, Mr. Ooishi.
My co-worker will support you as much as he can.
His name is Kaname Date.

Phone call ends.

Ooishi
(Tommy... How could you let this happen to you?)
(You idiot...)

Match 11 (Non-canon)[edit | edit source]

  1. The Sparda Bloodline (Dante, Vergil, Nero)
  2. Goro Majima, Kazuma Kiryu, Ichiban Kasuga
  • Results
    • Goro Majima, Kazuma Kiryu, Ichiban Kasuga
      • Winner