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    Lore 1[edit | edit source]

    Date
    We've stopped him...
    Raiden
    Have we gone too far? Is he okay?
    Date
    I'm not sure...
    Narukami
    It's time for me to finish him!
    Die, despair!
    Date
    RAIDEN! STOP HIM!


    (Raiden wrangles Narukami)

    Narukami
    Aaargh!
    Raiden
    Heh, you gotta chill out, buddy!
    Date
    Get him out of here, he needs to calm down!
    Raiden
    What about Dimitri?
    Date
    I'll take care of him.


    (Raiden leaves with Narukami)

    Date
    ...I see... He's still conscious after all...
    The battle is finished! Your quest for vengeance is over, Dimitri.
    Dimitri
    You cannot kill a man who's dead inside.
    You have defeated my physical form, but my seethe is eternal.
    Edelgard will pay for the massacre of my clan and family!


    (Kirei appears out of nowhere and hits Date)

    Date
    OUCH!!
    Kirei
    Well done, Date.
    Like the Mystery Masters before, you have served my purposes well.
    Date
    I serve no one!
    Well, maybe Boss... But not you!


    (Kirei stomps Date)

    AARRRGGGHHH!!!
    Kirei
    Dimitri agreed to fight for me in exchange for learning about Edelgard's location.
    A deal I had no intention of fulfilling.
    By killing him, you saved me the trouble.
    Both you and Dimitri were pawns for my greater cause.


    (Dimitri uses tempest lance on Kirei)

    DIMITRI!


    (Dimitri pins Kirei)

    Dimitri
    Our battle is finished. You are now free to do your duty.
    Live well, coomer detective.
    Date
    arrright


    (Dimitri leaves)

    Date
    It's over, Kirei... We won.
    You have the right to remain silent...
    Kirei
    Urgh... Aren't you forgetting something?
    Your dear friends... I told you, my plan can't fail...
    By focusing your efforts in trying to stop me, the one I freed...
    Has now even more time to cause suffering and death!
    Hopefully our friendly director will be kind enough to broadcast their deaths live to you!
    Date
    You... YOU BASTARD!
    Kirei
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


    (Security takes Kirei away.)


    Match 1[edit | edit source]

    1. Sakakura Juzo
    2. Geralt of Rivia
    3. Zoomer
    4. Balthios James
    5. Shoji Shingo
    6. Aniki
    7. Van Darkholme
    8. Joshua Graham
    9. Door-kun
    10. Osama bin Laden
    11. Kazuhira Miller
    12. Tazuna Joe
    13. The Protomen
    14. The Chosen Hunter
    15. Rean Schwarzer
    16. Rance
    17. Kadoya Tsukasa
    18. Pixy
    19. John Bradford
    20. Alucard
    21. King
    22. Suou Tatsuya
    23. Boomer
    • 30-Man Royal Rumble
    Balthios James → Shoji Shingo
    Zoomer → Geralt of Rivia
    Aniki → Balthios James
    Zoomer → Sakakura Juzo
    Joshua Graham → Van Darkholme
    Osama bin Laden → Zoomer
    Kazuhira Miller → Joshua Graham
    Osama bin Laden → Aniki
    Tazuna Joe → Kazuhira Miller
    Osama bin Laden → Door-kun
    Osama bin Laden → The Protomen
    Tazuna Joe → Osama bin Laden
    The Chosen Hunter → Rance
    Tazuna Joe → Alucard
    Kadoya Tsukasa → John Bradford
    King → Tazuna Joe
    King → Kadoya Tsukasa
    The Chosen Hunter → King
    
    • The game crashed

    The rumble was rebooted with new participants.


    1. The Chosen Hunter
    2. Rean Schwarzer
    3. Pixy
    4. Suou Tatsuya
    5. Boomer
    6. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
    7. Kasuga Ichiban
    8. Fred Jones
    9. Arthur Morgan
    10. Gene
    11. Marco Rossi
    12. Rando
    13. Serge
    14. Robert
    15. Hisoka
    16. /v/ Rage Guy
    17. Demaro
    18. Demi-fiend
    19. Komaeda Nagito
    20. Mario
    • 20-Man Royal Rumble
    The Chosen Hunter → Rean Schwarzer
    The Chosen Hunter → Boomer
    Fred Jones → Pixy
    Suou Tatsuya → The Chosen Hunter
    Fred Jones → Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
    Marco Rossi → Kasuga Ichiban
    Rando → Suou Tatsuya
    Arthur Morgan → Fred Jones
    Arthur Morgan → Marco Rossi
    Robert → Arthur Morgan
    Robert → Serge
    Hisoka → Gene
    Robert → Hisoka
    Demi-fiend → Rando
    Komaeda Nagito → Demaro
    /v/ Rage Guy → Robert
    Demi-fiend → Mario
    Komaeda Nagito → Demi-fiend
    Komaeda Nagito → /v/ Rage Guy
    
    • Komaeda Nagito
      • Win

    Lore 2[edit | edit source]

    Dutch
    I'm not gonna lie... I saw this coming from a mile away...
    I knew what you were up to from the start, partner...
    Ever since that slip of paper with the instructions Kirei gave you...
    When it fell off your boot after the first time you abandoned me...
    But I pretended nothing happened. I wanted to test you.
    I believed that, in fact, you really did have a bigger plan.
    I was a big ol' piece of shit to you. I pushed you around, screamed at you, challenged you...
    But I really, really believed you, Ruber. And that's why I acted that way.
    And it was working. We were winning, time and time again. I could feel we were getting back to the top.
    It got to the point where I wasn't even testing you anymore. I genuinely just wanted you as my partner...
    I wanted things to be like they were in the good ol' days...
    After Arthur abandoned me, you were all that was left.
    But you just couldn't help it, could you?
    YOU HAD TO SELL OUT ALL YOUR FAITH TO THAT GODDAMN PRIEST!
    AND YOU HAD TO PUT YOUR AMBITION AND OBSESSION ABOVE OUR FRIENDSHIP!
    If only you could be more like Micah, Ruber...
    But this nightmare ends tonight. This is the last chapter in the story of the Men with a Plan.
    Because after tonight... Our friendship is officially over.
    And your career, too.

    Match 2[edit | edit source]

    1. Ruber
    2. Dutch van der Linde
    • Falls Count Anywhere
    • Ruber
      • Win

    Lore 3[edit | edit source]

    Haze
    Sigh... Well, at least I learned how weak I truly am.
    Any bright ideas now, asshole?
    Juno
    I'm sor-*BZZZT*zzztt* Haze, the chip, it's bro- *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
    Haze
    Ow, fuck, my ear!
    Well, at least I don't have to listen to him nag me anymore.
    ...
    ... And I'm so pathetic that I already miss him, fuck.
    Well, time to open up Freeflow- Wait a minute, what the hell?
    "Use of this app has been banned in your area?" The fuck is this shit? Did I get a virus or something?
    Guess I'll just fucking walk around aimlessly again, fuck me.
    Ugh, that stench. Why the hell does the locker room in this place smell like salty milk and coins?
    Guess going outside for some fresh air wouldn't hurt. I could try to contact Juno too.


    (20 minutes later)

    Haze
    Dude, stop trying to sell me merch for a place I WORK AT and just give me my smoothie.
    I thought this was just a convenience store?
    Salesman
    Come on are you sure you don't want a HUNK gas mask? What about a Battler action figure set?
    Perfect for a sip of black coffee, how about a 1992 commemorative mug?
    Haze
    I hate coffee.
    Salesman
    For a little sister there's the Rean plushies that's all the rage with kids and if you pull the cord it'll go ha-
    Haze
    Shut the hell up. Who the hell would buy this crap? Enjoy swimming in junk, I'm out.


    (Haze leaves the store)

    Haze
    Tch.. And I still can't contact Juno. Then again I'm not really that far from the arena.
    Haze
    Hey, what the hell is-


    (truck tire screech)

    Haze
    The fuck? I need to...!


    (Haze gets hit, black screen)

    Haze
    Fuck... Goddamnit, I think I'm passing out, not this shit again...


    (someone walks up to Haze)

    ???
    HEY, HEY! ARE YOU OKAY?
    Damn, this looks fucked, but don't worry... I know someone who can help you!

    Match 3[edit | edit source]

    1. The Soul Brothers (Ooishi Kuraudo & Maebara Keiichi)
    2. Jacket & Chris Benoit
    • Tag Team

    Chris Benoit → Ooishi Kuraudo
    
    • Jacket & Chris Benoit
      • Win

    Lore 4[edit | edit source]

    Dante
    So, care to explain what the hell happened?
    Vergin
    I'm not sure, I remember feeling something strike me down there.
    A shock ran through my spine, and then...
    My human form returned... But I came back to life with this ridiculous hat I can't remove.
    And my abilities seem to have decreased... Along with my intelligence.
    Even worse, I feel more... more...
    Dante
    More...?
    Vergin
    I FEEL RETARDED AS FUCK AND I JUST WANT TO SCREAM PROFANITIES ALL THE TIME!
    AND TALK ABOUT MY GENITALIA'S SIZE!
    I CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE POETRY PROPERLY NOW!
    Dante
    Pfff....PfffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Vergil, I could never imagine you saying anything like that!
    I gotta say I like this new side of you, brother!
    Vergin
    Stop playing dumb, Dante.
    Dante
    Oh, I don't think I'M the dumb one here anymore!
    Vergin
    You have the smaller dick! Besides, I had sex before!
    Dante
    Hey, who are you to t-
    Wait... That reminds me... Aren't we forgetting something important?
    Vergin
    ...
    Dante & Vergin
    NEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Lore 5[edit | edit source]

    Extra
    It's over, Adachi. We've got Kirei. The good guys won, you're coming back with me!
    Joker
    Never, Extra! I have a bigger cause to live for! Everyone excluded by society knows that!
    The gamers live on!
    Extra
    The gamer movement died with cinematic experiences. You're the last one, Joker!
    Joker
    NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!


    (Extra uppercuts Joker inside the TV)

    Extra
    Raiden, over here, I've dealt with h-


    (Joe appears out of nowhere and attacks Extra)

    Extra
    Joe... I thought you were...
    Joe
    Thought I was what? DEAD?
    Joke's on you, I was just getting this new baby right here... Now I'm twice as strong!
    And what have you been doing here, Tre? Preying on the weak, huh? How shameful!
    I guess it's about time you got a taste of your own medicine!


    (Joe uppercuts Extra inside the TV)

    Joe
    I'll be waiting for him... If he ever does come back, that is!
    ???
    ...Going somewhere, Joe?


    (Raiden enters)

    Joe
    It's you...
    Well, there's nothing to see here. What do you want?
    Raiden
    What have you done to my friend?
    Joe
    That loser was your friend?
    Well, either way... I just sent him on a trip... Somewhere...
    Raiden
    He... We talked a lot about our... Peculiar tastes...
    He was a dear friend! What will I have to do now? Do I need to call Yu again? Is he willing to cooperate?
    Joe
    Stop talking to yourself, you mechanical freak!
    Raiden
    Well, look who's talking!
    Joe
    Hey, at least I still have a fully working meat rod, if you know what I mean!
    Raiden
    And just who says I don't?
    Joe
    Maybe it was your dear wife herself?
    Maybe you'd know if you actually cared about her...
    Instead of just wasting time with those virtual girls in your head?
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Raiden
    YOU SON OF A BITCH!

    Match 4[edit | edit source]

    1. Raiden
    2. Samoa Joe
    • Backstage Brawl
    • Samoa Joe
      • Win

    Match 5[edit | edit source]

    1. Joker
    2. Extra
    • Extra
      • Win

    Lore 6[edit | edit source]

    Ingurland
    CAM ON WAITRESS


    (BANG BANG)

    Ingurland
    BRING ME


    (BANG BANG)

    Ingurland
    SAM FAKIN


    (BANG BANG)

    Ingurland
    VINDALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


    (Waitress appears)

    Waitress
    A-as you wish, s-sir!


    (Waitress leaves)

    Ingurland
    DON'T FORGET TO BRING ME A CUPPA TOO!


    (Travis appears)

    Travis
    Oh, get me some of that shit too, I guess.
    Ingurland
    Oh lad, let me tell ya, that's a real fit bird right there!
    Travis
    Uh, what's that about a bird? You wanna fuck a bird?
    Ingurland
    Nah mate, what I mean is she's not anything like those dogfaced slags I know...
    I mean, look at those knockers!
    Travis
    Your taste in women is weird. I like them smaller, y'know, like my girlfriend... Moe~.
    Ingurland
    Sounds like lads nowadays really do have naff taste after all...
    Well, anyway, what brings you to your King? Ahahahah!
    Travis
    We have a title match, dumbass.
    Ingurland
    Oh, title? You mean this strap I've been carryin' around?
    Well, It's not really mine, you see, I struck a deal with that one nutcase priest...
    Travis
    Oh, I don't care about that. You just have to defend it in a fight against me.
    Ingurland
    Y'know lad, I've always luvd to foight...
    Ever since I started getting on my first brawls over a few pennies...
    Well, fook that deal. He's been gone for long enough and still didn't bring back my chippy!
    I'm fookin knackered right now, but I'll accept your challenge like a real man!
    Let's just wait for the vindaloo so I can recharge a bit, awright?
    Travis
    Eh, fuck it. You can eat mine too, staring at that ugly belly of yours killed my will to eat anything.
    Ingurland
    Ooooh, more for me! Long live the King!
    Travis
    Buddy, I don't think you're gonna live for long at all, considering your weight.
    Especially after I'm done with you. See ya in the ring, fuckhead!
    Ingurland
    Ah, I see you know how to bants, lad! Cheers!


    (Travis leaves)

    Match 6[edit | edit source]

    1. Travis Touchdown
    2. King of Ingurland
      • For /v/ Title
    • King of Ingurland
      • Win
      • Defended /v/ title

    Lore 7[edit | edit source]

    Date
    ...It looks like we won the battle, but not the war...
    Raiden
    He played us like a damn fiddle!
    Ooishi
    It was our fault. We should've just focused strictly on the death game as soon as we learned about it...
    But I had to avenge Tommy... And then the whole thing with Kirei happened...
    Date
    There wasn't much we could do. I'm sure that if he got the Holy Belt, the outcome would be far worse.
    ...We should've had a better plan, dammit! Is it too late now?
    Raiden
    I think... I think I might know someone who knows the way there!
    Well, at least that's what Doktor is telling me right now.
    Date
    Huh?
    Ooishi
    So that means BOTH of you have a voice in your heads? Na-ha-ha-ha-ha!
    Raiden
    This way? Alright!


    (They go to the parking lot and approach the truck)

    Raiden
    Knocking on this truck's back door?
    Are you going crazy, Doktor? Who would be there at such a time?
    Ugh, alright.


    (Raiden knocks)


    (Delta comes out of the truck)

    Delta
    ...Gold star.
    Raiden
    WH-
    Date
    (Aiba, tell me what this old man is doing here and look up the tag "age_difference"!)
    Aiba
    Not now, Date, not now!
    Delta
    ...If you want to save your friends, come with me...
    Date
    (AIBA, HE'S GONNA TAKE US TO HIS CANDY VAN... UH, TRUCK!)
    Aiba
    Will you stop?


    (They enter the truck and see the portal)

    Delta
    Understand now? This... Is my power.
    Raiden
    A portal? Could this take us to...
    Ooishi
    Whoever that voice in your head is, sounds like he's pretty smart after all! Nfu-fu-fu-fu
    Date
    Ooishi, we don't have time to lose here. Go call everyone, get them here right now.
    Ooishi
    Alright.

    Lore 8[edit | edit source]

    America
    Over here, brother! I found the door, dude!
    Knoxville
    So this is the room...
    Wright
    This is our... final challenge, huh?
    Pegasus
    I wonder what lies ahead... Is it... The promised land you told me about, Erwin?
    Hyde
    Is everyone ready? I'm about to open the door.
    Drake
    Just... go, already... Just end this...
    Hyde
    Alright.


    (They enter the door and see normal ring)

    Tony
    Huh? What kind of final challenge is that? Where's all the ramps and rails?
    Edgeworth
    This is just a normal ring, but...
    Kiryu
    What does this even mean?
    Majima
    I don't know, but I hope that guy stops with all the boring shit.
    Bane
    Yesh... I can smell the fire... The fire risesh...
    Agent 47
    Fire? Has that damn skeleton gone further in his 'magic' tricks? Is he using pyrotechnics now?
    I will never believe him!
    Armstrong
    Can we just start this already so I can get rid of all of you weaklings?
    Saihara
    ...
    This...
    This place... Those podiums...
    No... Not this again...
    La Parka
    AHAHAHAHAHA! I see you're all having fun over there!
    Well, we have a lot to discuss tonight, so why don't you all take your places on those podiums over here?
    Saihara
    You're... You're the worst thing to ever happen to this world...
    La Parka
    What else would you expect from the current King of Hell himself? AHAHAHAHAHAH!
    Either way, let's begin!


    (Class trial in session)

    La Parka
    I'll start with a brief explanation of our final challenge!
    From the start, I've tested everything about each one of you!
    Your weak points, your strong points...
    How capable you were of working together, how capable you were of working alone...
    Friendships, rivalries... Even how beloved you were.
    Everything about each one of you has served a purpose in this game...
    However, there's one thing I still haven't tested: your smarts, and how perceptive you are!
    Edgeworth
    I see... Does this mean people like me, Kyle, and Saihara have an advantage here?
    Wright
    ...
    La Parka
    Maybe... Considering that you're all forced to participate and cooperate...
    When it comes to finding the truth about EVERYTHING that happened here...
    However, in case you get something wrong... Then it's not all about the brains anymore!
    I need to keep testing your strength in life-or-death situations!
    So that's why, whenever someone gets something wrong...
    Kiryu
    You can't mean...
    La Parka
    Yep! Mooooore death matches! Gotta get the dumbness knocked out of you, y'know?
    Every time someone is proved wrong in their argumentation...
    And then fails to even back their ideas up in a fight afterwards... THEY DIE! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
    Besides... We need to trim the fat a bit for what I have planned later on...
    Saihara
    ...
    (Even then... he's clearly giving a few specific people an advantage on this final challenge...)
    (Could he have a motive behind such a thing?)
    Armstrong
    Hey, you, why don't you just throw them all my way, one by one? I'd gladly exterminate those little shits!
    La Parka
    I see you're acting just like you've always been, Armstrong... Such a manly individual...
    But what's the fun in that? We need some variation, you know? I want to see everyone in action!
    It's not a proper test if they can't fight between each other!
    Majima
    Gotta say, for the little fuck you are, at least you've got SOME sense left in ya!
    That Armstrong fellow, on the other hand... Seems like he wants to bit more than he can chew!
    La Parka
    Although... If you wanna volunteer yourself for ONE of the matches... Then I've got no reason to refuse!
    a
    We do need some action to warm up the others, y'know?
    So, as an example of what's to come in this trial... Let's have our first match, right now!
    Tony
    What? Already?
    Bane
    But we haven't even started dishcussing...
    La Parka
    Indeed, but it seems like we already have two competitors who are itching for a fight...
    And I wouldn't want to start the discussion without letting them blow off some steam first!
    Beeeesiiides, I have a thirst for blood right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    Majima, Armstrong, you're up!

    Match 7[edit | edit source]

    1. Senator Armstrong
    2. Majima Goro
    • Extreme Rules
    • Senator Armstrong
      • Win

    Lore 9[edit | edit source]

    La Parka
    Now wasn't that fun? Aren't you all feeling even more motivated? AHAHAHAHAH!
    I can't wait for all of the executions later on!
    Kiryu
    I'm tired of your games. Just tell us what we have to do already!
    La Parka
    Ooooh, so you're THAT excited for my first question, huh?
    Good luck getting it right, then!
    First, a little introduction to the rules!
    The game shall start with me asking a question!
    I will give you a little discussion time...
    Afterwards, I'll ask three specific people to answer it!
    If only one of them gets it right, then the two who got it wrong will fight it off for survival...
    If two get it right, the person who got it wrong is straight-up marked for execution!
    And if all three get it right... Most unfortunate, then I've got no choice! TWO of them shall die in battle!
    However, if nobody gets it right... ALL THREE WILL DIE! AHAHAHAHAH!
    We might have a public discussion here... But you've gotta learn how to use it!
    Your ally is also your opponent! Learn to deceive him!
    But most importantly, learn to share just enough information so you have a chance to save your own ass!
    Strategize! Use your brains! Push yourself! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
    Edgeworth
    A game of both cooperation and deception...
    Armstrong
    You've got a really interesting concept here...
    Drake
    I... I don't wanna lose any more of my friends... If I even have any left, at this point...
    La Parka
    Sooooo, for my first question...
    Do you remember the story you were told by that big, dead, monstruous freak?
    About that horrendous artifact, and how it ended up here... How it was built!
    Well, this one is very simple! I've known it myself for a while!
    My question is...
    What is the full, non-abbreviated name of the company that owns the lab where that artifact was modified?
    Knoxville
    ...How is that any relevant to our situation right now?
    Tony
    That's such a random question!
    Majima
    Yeah! How do you even know the answer to it? That... 'guy' never told us!
    La Parka
    A question is a question! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
    Discussion tiiiime, START!
    Saihara
    Listen, everyone... We don't have any time to lose here. Let's gather as much information as possible!
    Pegasus
    If you're all even willing to share your thoughts, that is...
    Mr. America
    ALL THAT'S ON MY MIND RIGHT NOW IS THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF HULKAMANIACS...
    WHO WANT ME TO DROP THE LEG ON THIS SKELETON FREAK FOR THE 3 COUNT, BROTHER!!!
    Agent 47
    I bet this death game is part of the contract that was put on me!
    YOU DAMN ASSASSIN, NO MATTER HOW ELABORATE YOUR PLANS ARE, I'LL GET YOU!
    Bane
    What do you want with me, little guy?
    Saihara
    STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
    Don't you realize that we have limited time for discussion?
    And you guys are going to waste it with your senseless bickering!
    Get your heads up! It's not the time to doubt one another!
    It's not the time for revenge, and it's not the time to lose your cool!
    We need to focus! We don't know which three he will chose to submit answers!
    It could be any of you! You could die because you're not willing to cooperate!
    Let's get our thoughts together!
    Wright
    ...
    He's right. This is not how you all should behave in a trial... Especially not in one like this.
    Saihara
    Let's think back to that day...
    Drake
    That... Day...
    Saihara
    The story Mr. X told us about... It sounded like he had complete knowledge of the situation.
    This could only mean he has a direct connection to that 'SC'.
    Edgeworth
    So... He worked there? Or he was there in the past?
    Saihara
    That could definitely be a possibility..
    Knoxville
    But where did that guy even come from?
    Tony
    Yeah, I don't recall seeing him ever do something relevant in this death game...
    Knoxville
    ...Where did YOU even come from?
    Saihara
    Just how many times do I have to stop you guys? Focus!
    Kiryu
    He does have a point, though!
    That big guy never said anything and just walked around menacingly until that day!
    Drake
    That... Day...
    Wright
    (His origins...)
    (That's it! His creator!)
    (He really was capable of anything...)
    (And his interest on the stone... It's just like I suspected...)
    (I do wonder why He didn't give me any more info, though...)
    (So, there's only one thing SC could mean...)
    Saihara
    There's a few possibilities that come to mind...)
    If you remember what he said when he took us to that room...)
    Drake
    That... Room...
    That... Day... That... Room...
    That day... That day... That day... That room...
    THAT DAY! THAT ROOM! THE... THE DOLLS!
    THAT HUG! I JUST WANT TO FEEL YOU IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW!
    BREEEEEEENDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


    (Drake breaks down and falls)

    Saihara
    Drake...
    La Parka
    TIIIIIIIIIIIIME'S UUUUUUUUUUP!
    Saihara
    What? What do you mean time's up? We were just gett-
    La Parka
    SHHHHHHHHHHH!
    I don't wanna hear a word from any of you! Or eeeelse, I'm making sure you don't get out of this alive!
    Saihara
    ...
    La Parka
    So, this time arooooound... Drake, Pegasus, Wright! You three are up!
    I'll even give you a free hint on the question itself! It's a bonus for the first round!
    Answer the question 'What does SC stand for?' using the little device in your podiums!
    ...
    Aaaand there we go! The answers are in!
    First, the participant Drake Bell has not answered! Most unlucky for you, it counts as a big WROOOOONG!
    Second, the participant Phoenix Wright has answered... 'Sminem Corporation'... Aaaaand...
    He got it right! That's the correct answer! He's safe for now!
    Third, the participant Maximillion Pegasus... Has answered... 'Sorry, Commander'...?
    Huh? What do you mean?
    Pegasus
    ...
    This is the only way I could apologize...
    For letting you down... For allowing you to go...
    I wouldn't allow any of us to die in a question game...
    We must die in battle. There's no other way I'd rather go out.
    Drake, I'm sure you'll be a worthy opponent... Friend.
    Drake
    ...
    ...Thank you.


    (Drake gets up)

    La Parka
    AWWWW! HOOOOW TOUUUCHIIIING!
    It's a shame one of you two is about to be marked for death! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Saihara
    ...
    (Wright got it right... So, just like I imagined, he knew...)
    (Yet, he didn't share his thoughts with anyone... Why?)
    (No... This is not the time to be doubting him! I said that myself!)
    (We need to keep on going... Together!)
    La Parka
    Aaaalright, into the next round of matches we go! Step up, losers!
    Majima
    Eh? Ya didn't even let we discuss the meanin' of this name!
    Kiryu
    Yeah. What can we even learn from this if we're not allowed to discuss the correct answer afterwards?
    La Parka
    I didn't say anything about that in the rules! I just need you to answer questions and punch faces!
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    It's not relevant to our current situation! Moooove ooooooon!
    Majima
    Ugh...
    La Parka
    It's killing tiiiiiiiiiime!

    Match 8[edit | edit source]

    1. Drake Bell
    2. Maximillion Pegasus
    • Drake Bell
      • Win

    Lore 10[edit | edit source]

    La Parka
    AHAHAHAHAH! I've always wanted that matchup to happen...
    And in a life-or-death situation... It's even better!
    Knoxville
    ...This is way worse than Jackass...
    Tony
    I'd rather do a 900 off a 10-story building...
    Drake
    ...
    Pegasus
    ...
    La Parka
    Moooooving ooooon!
    Remember when I congratulated you on voting out all five of my 'dolls' in this death game?
    Well, my question is simple: who were they?
    Let's get the discussion time started!
    Saihara
    Okay, everything is under control now, right?
    Let's organize our thoughts...
    First off, let's think about them one by one...
    Mr. America
    LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER...
    THAT SAMOA JOE DUDE, SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT WITH HIM, JACK!
    Armstrong
    Just because he wanted to get rid of you people, it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with him!
    Mr. America
    YOU SEE, BACK IN MY DAY...
    WE IN THE LOCKER ROOM USED TO EAT OUR VITAMINS AND SAY OUR PRAYERS, BROTHER!
    BUT THAT GUY, HE CAN'T BE A PRO WRESTLER, JACK. HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE THE SHAPE, DUDE.
    Bane
    Well, he ish quite big... But I don't understand ow that could be relevant to the situation?
    Agent 47
    I hate to agree with this dastardly assassin, but he has a point!
    Hyde
    No... He's actually right. Something IS wrong with Joe.
    But it's not his weight or his morals, although I do disagree with them...
    It's... His arm...
    Saihara
    Kyle is right! Ever since I can remember, for the past few years since he came back, Joe has had this bionic arm...
    However, he didn't have it during this game...
    Hyde
    It's pretty clear to me. That couldn't have been Joe. You don't just grow an arm back.
    Tony
    So that's the first one we're adding to the list. Alright, who else?
    Edgeworth
    Those two that came from that other company, of course.
    Bane
    Other company?
    Saihara
    He's talking about TCR, of course. James and Bateman.
    Bane
    Oh, that place... I've been there a few timesh!
    Saihara
    But why do you think that, Edgeworth?
    Edgeworth
    Well, first of all, we don't have much time here.
    Second of all, for the simple fact that they don't work here...
    Yet seemed to 'sign up' for this, they're already suspicious.
    Wright
    Now that you mention it...
    I do remember James fighting a bit... Differently, back when I had to investigate that company...
    Saihara
    So we're going with those two?
    Hyde
    Not much time left, I'd guess... Sure, we need to take a little risk.
    (Taking... Risks...)
    (Hmmm, this reminds me of something...)
    (But what is it?)
    Saihara
    Alright. Next up?
    Tony
    I have no idea, really.
    Mr. America
    BROTHER, THAT BIG SHOW GUY, HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE IT ANYMORE JACK!
    YOU SEE, BACK IN THE DAY WHEN HE WAS CALLED THE GIANT, THE MAN COULD GO, DUDE!
    BUT NOWADAYS, SUCH A PATHETIC RECORD AT WRESTLEMANIA?
    THAT JUST ISN'T RIGHT, BROTHER!
    Saihara
    I don't think we have any evidence against him, though...
    Drake
    I... I...
    I remember something...
    Back in that... Back in that room... That damn room with all of our friends...!
    There was... A weird kid...
    And I could see... From the corner of my eye... She was leaving... She was... Carrying someone...
    Majima
    Ugh!
    He's right!
    That... That 'kid' was Alice...
    And the one being carried away... Walter!
    I thought he was done for... Was he really... One of those?
    Saihara
    If two people saw it, we've got no choice but to believe them. That certainly sounds weird.
    And we don't have better evidence to accuse anyone else...
    Alright, as for the fift-
    La Parka
    TIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEE IIIIIS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
    Saihara
    Not again...
    La Parka
    It's time to deliver your final answer on who were the five dolls!
    And the ones chosen to do that are... Tony, whoever he is, Bane and Kyle!
    Tony
    What do you mean 'whoever he is', I've been here ever si-
    La Parka
    SHUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUP!
    Hyde
    (So it's come to one last name... I gotta think fast...)
    (Taking a risk... A risk?)
    (The last time I did that... That button!)


    (Button flashback)

    (Of course! The person in that room... Must have been a traitor...)
    (That button was there to sabotage one of us!)
    (That would also mean they're likely a doll!)
    (But who... Who was it?)
    (I gotta... I gotta remember...)


    (Flashback of Tohya in meeting room)

    Hyde
    (No... It was him? Impossible...)
    (But what other choice do I even have?)
    (It has to be...)
    La Parka
    ...
    Aaaalright, it's time to check your answers!
    The correct answer waaaas... Guess whaaaaat?
    Samoa Joe.
    James Sunderland.
    Patrick Bateman.
    Walter.
    Aaaand... Tohya Hachijo!
    The only one to get it right is Mr. Kyle Hyde! Congratulations! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
    As for the other two, a death match awaits you! RIIIIGHT NOW!
    Hyde
    Wait, I need to ask you someth-
    La Parka
    VIOLENCE FIRST, QUESTIONS SECOND!

    Match 9[edit | edit source]

    1. Tony Hawk
    2. Bane
    • Bane
      • Win

    Lore 11[edit | edit source]

    La Parka
    Aaaaalright, yet another one down!
    Next up...
    Hyde
    Wait! I still have a question!
    La Parka
    Eeehhh... Fine, just this time around, then! What is in your mind?
    Hyde
    If those five in the death game were 'dolls'... Where are their real versions?
    La Parka
    Wherever.
    Hyde
    Huh?
    La Parka
    Wherever, of course. Somewhere around the world. Maybe not this world. Minding their own business.
    Except...
    Hyde
    Hm?
    La Parka
    Forget about it...
    It's time for yet another queeestioooon!
    For this one, we're switching up the formula.
    It's a really simple question, so I'm giving four people the chance to answer it.
    However, there will be no discussion time.
    The question is:
    Which episode is this?
    Knoxville
    Which... episode?
    Pegasus
    Such an easy question...
    La Parka
    Indeed, indeed! And the ones answering it are...
    Kiryu, Mr. America, Knoxville, and Edgeworth!
    Submit your answers right now!
    Mr. America
    I'VE GOT THIS, BROTHER!
    MY MEMORY HAS NEVER FAILED ME, JUST LIKE THE BILLIONS OF HULKAMANIACS WORLDWIDE, DUDE!
    La Parka
    ...
    Aaand we have the result!
    NOOOOOW, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT DEATH MATCH!
    Saihara
    ...What?

    Match 10[edit | edit source]

    1. Mr. America
    2. Kiryu Kazuma
    3. Johnny Knoxville
    • Triple Threat
    • Elimination

    Mr. America → Kiryu Kazuma
    Mr. America → Johnny Knoxville
    
    • Mr. America
      • Win

    Lore 12[edit | edit source]

    La Parka
    AHAHAHAHAHAAHA! TWO MORE! TWO MORE! It never gets old!
    Alright, it's tim-
    Saihara
    Shut up.
    La Parka
    What do y-
    Saihara
    I told you to SHUT UP!
    Answer my question: How did the three of them get it wrong?
    It should've been an obvious answer! And you didn't even reveal who answered what this time around!
    La Parka
    Ooohhh, so that's what you're worried about?
    Well... It's simple. Kiryu, Mr. America, and Knoxville said this is 'the 12th episode of Season 5'!
    Bane
    But that's the right answer!
    Knoxville
    Yeah, you see? It says right there! 'Season 5 Episode 12'!
    Edgeworth
    "Season"? What do you mean "season"?
    ...Are you talking about which seasoning you use when watching a show? How is that relevant?
    This isn't the case like when the Steel Samurai got cancelled and was replaced by the Pink Princess...
    This has been TFR from Episode 1, and currently we're on Episode 53.
    Armstrong
    ...Fifty three?
    La Parka
    Yep, he's right! This is our 53rd episode!
    Saihara
    Season one had 8, season two had 12, season three had 10...
    ...Are you shitting me?
    ...No... NOT THIS AGAIN!
    La Parka
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    It seems like you're finally ready to hear the truth...
    Hyde
    Truth? What do you mean by "truth"?
    La Parka
    Well, as you know, The Final Rumble is not only the place where we solve all of humanity's conflicts...
    It's also a very beloved show, watched by people worldwide!
    As you can see, we even have our own mascot!


    (OPkuma appears in front of La Parka)

    OP
    THEFINALRUMBLE!
    La Parka
    Well, the thing is... Much like all the Steel Samurai series, The Final Rumble is part of a bigger franchise!
    Saihara
    You... You have to be joking.
    La Parka
    The main franchise's name is, you guessed it, "The Rumble", and it's produced by "Team Rumble"!
    "The Final Rumble" is just the name of its final, and current series!
    Knoxville
    Sounds like a lotta shit I didn't need to know...
    La Parka
    Now this is where it gets interesting!
    The "The Rumble" series, is, in fact, a huge experiment!
    And guess who are the guinea pigs... YEP! ALL OF YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    It's a cruel, cruel little world where you must constantly produce conflict within yourselves and fight each other...
    Much like this death game!
    OP
    SOMETIMES I EVEN LOOK LIKE THIS!
    La Parka
    Many stood where you now stand in the past. This series has had countless guinea pigs...
    It just turns out the people in Team Rumble got close enough to their objective with you!
    Hyde
    B-But... Why us?
    La Parka
    Their objective is nothing more than producing artificial world peace...
    By providing everyone with endless entertainment, and all the violence they'd need in their lives!
    Majima
    This reminds me of somethin'...
    La Parka
    After 52 attempts, they decided they were getting close to perfection...
    So the final 'filter' before their perfect cast was established was set to be...
    Season 53. The Final Rumble.
    And this, the 53rd episode, was set to be the culminating point of the series.
    However, thanks to me, and a certain doctor...
    That by chance put a wrench on their plans by stealing the stone...
    That was responsible for wiping out the... "Undesirable" ones and restarting this universe...
    I don't think that's happening anymore! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
    You see, this death game is more than just a game. It's an act of rebellion! It's a LIBERATION!
    Why must you be forgotten? Why must you be erased?
    Instead, prove your worth, go out your own way! GO OUT LIKE A PROUD MAN!
    This is where you challenge the system!
    This is a more honest death than accepting whatever Team Rumble imposes you!
    Pegasus
    I see... It really is just like Erwin wanted...
    Saihara
    This is not a liberation. THIS IS MADNESS!
    La Parka
    Oh, I see you still refuse to believe... How shameful...
    OP
    Don't forget to buy Sminem Corporation stock! It's gonna be on the rise soon!
    La Parka
    AHAHAHAHAHAH! Perfect timing!
    You see... Sminem Corporation is nothing more than a subsidiary of Team Rumble itself!
    Wright
    You're lying! That's bullshit!
    La Parka
    You wanna know who are the cruel, cruel individuals behind Team Rumble?
    The ones you once called villains... The Bogdanoff Twins.
    And the one you thought was your hero... The false prophet himself, Sminem!
    Saihara
    ...
    Hyde
    ...
    Edgeworth
    ...
    Wright
    SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
    La Parka
    Yes! They've been in cahoots the whole time!
    While Sminem was always behind the 'heroes'... All the villains have always been Bogdanoffs' pawns!
    You don't realize that! They've been playing theatrics this whole time, and you were the actors!
    And you think Sminem ever wanted to protect you? ou think he's some kind of God, or a prophet?
    Lies, lies, lies! Nothing but lies!
    The only reason Sminem could predict what would happen is the fact he wrote it all out himself!
    They all have a common goal!
    They want their own artificial world, with only the people who are convenient to them around!
    LISTEN TO ME! I SHALL BRING YOU ENLIGHTENMENT!
    MUCH LIKE THE ONE WHO FREED ME... THE PRIEST! THIS IS THIS WORLD'S ONLY SALVATION!
    Tony
    I see...
    Drake
    M-Maybe... Maybe you're right, then...
    Bane
    They are expecting all of us in the wreckage, brother...
    Mr. America
    INDEED, BROTHER!
    THE HULKSTER IS READY TO SLAM TEAM RUMBLE IN THE SILVERDOME...
    AND GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, JACK!
    Agent 47
    Resetting the Universe?
    Wiping people out with a stone?
    What kind of magic do you want me to believe in? DO YOU THINK I'M BUYING THAT?
    I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR CHEAP TRICKS!
    Saihara
    ...
    ...Fourty seven...
    You're right! This man has been playing with our lives this whole game!
    He's trying to confuse us with his absurd lies! This is just another one of his tortures!
    La Parka
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO BE CONVINCED, BOY? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    OP
    USHIROMIYA BATTLER CARDBOARD CUTOUT, ON SALE NOW FOR $19.99!
    La Parka
    Oh... Battler... I know he's proud all of you Mystery Masters made it to this point...
    Agent 47
    ...B-B-Battler?
    Saihara
    Where... WHERE IS HE?
    Wright
    If that one really was a doll, then...
    La Parka
    This is one of the reasons why this Death Game was held in the first place...
    This... This white-haired man!
    Tohya
    Mmgh!
    Saihara
    TOHYA!
    Wright
    TOHYA!
    Hyde
    TOHYA!
    La Parka
    I personally wanted to torture this man... I wanted to make him watch everything that happened...
    His own doll, my pawn, trying to screw over his own friends...
    Sadly, you only came out of everything even stronger...
    Still, you insist on being blind when it comes to his nature!
    Edgeworth
    I don't think there's anything wrong with him... Not this version of him, at least...
    La Parka
    You see, this man is no one else other than HUNK himself, but unmasked!
    HUNK, Team Rumble's greatest enforcer... And you call this impostor a FRIEND?
    Tony
    Impossible! What are you gonna tell me next? That the one controlling Mr. X wasn't Kirigiri?
    Kiryu
    Where did that even come from?
    Saihara
    I won't believe you. The person you have tied up there is my friend!
    He's not an enforcer for any secret organization!
    Agent 47
    He... He... I do think he's like Battler, but it's like something is missing...
    AARGHHH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
    FOCUS ON THAT FAKE WITCH OF A SKELETON AND ON THAT BALD ASSASSIN!
    La Parka
    What you should put your focus on right now is... My next question!
    I just hope you're in your clear minds to answer it...
    Because you two are up, Saihara and 47!
    Saihara
    What? Just us two?
    Does this mean that the one who answered late will be executed immediately?
    Agent 47
    ...

    #(seething)

    Saihara
    We're not gonna lose to you!
    La Parka
    Then, answer this...
    'Who's at fault for all your suffering?'
    Saihara
    ...So this is the game you're playing now...
    Agent 47
    ...
    Hyde
    Shuichi... Do you know the answer?
    Saihara
    (All the things he said...)
    (All the information about the show, about people being in cahoots, about our purpose here...)
    (He's the one who decides the answers, so he must want us to answer "Sminem"...)
    (So... Was he telling us all that to trap us into answering wrong with "Sminem"?)
    (Or does Bones genuinely believe that it's his fault?)
    La Parka
    Come on! What's taking you so long?
    (But... How the hell are we supposed to know that!)
    (Were it all lies in order to trap us? Or were it all genuine delusions?)
    (Or... Was it all true? But that can't be...)
    (...Huh? The stone Mr. X tossed me... Why is it shining?)
    (...H...u...h?)


    (Season 4 bad ending flashback)

    Saihara
    ...
    Agent 47
    ...
    Kiryu
    ...
    Wright
    ...
    Saihara
    Did... Did you guys just see it too?
    Hyde
    What was that?
    La Parka
    That... That couldn't have happened!
    Drake
    Those visions, where did they come from?!
    Wright
    (Was that the power of the stone?)
    (I knew it... This must mean... You did it again, boss!)
    Saihara
    (His noble sacrifice... There's no doubt! Bones' assertions couldn't possibly be true!)
    (But then... We're back to original problem! Is it a trap or his delusions?)
    Bones! This question is a farce!
    You keep calling Sminem a liar, and that he refuses to be in the frontlines...
    You say he uses us, and that he doesn't care about us, and is willing to wipe us out as soon as he can...
    Yet we all saw this... That must've been something that happened in alternate history...
    And in those visions we all just had... That's not what he was doing at all!
    If Tohya had lost that match... He would sacrifice his own life to take Kojima down and save us!
    He would do the most noble act possible, without thinking twice!
    And even if that scene hasn't really happened to us...
    It would definitely have happened!
    More than that, in that same vision we saw how Battler was reborn...
    And he was reborn from the man you've got hostage! The man you called an impostor!
    La Parka
    I-Impossible! S-Sminem is the real villain here! A-And that couldn't be Ushiromiya Battler!
    Saihara
    After torturing us all.. After killing so many people...
    You sure have the nerve to try to pin the blame on our friend and benefactor!
    You even tried to claim that Tohya was someone else entirely!
    How did Tohya fight HUNK if he was HUNK himself?
    All of your delusional conspiracy theories are nothing but fiction!
    Tohya
    ...
    La Parka
    I-It's... IT'S HIS FAULT, DAMMIT!
    THIS IS ALL SMINEM'S FAULT, WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE IT?
    HE WILL KEEP DECEIVING YOU ALL! HE WILL KEEP PRETENDING TO BE YOUR FRIEND!
    IF YOU WANNA KEEP BELIEVING IN HIS CAUSE, THEN IT'S BETTER FOR ALL OF YOU TO JUST DIE!


    (La Parka has a breakdown and falls)

    OP
    Well there! Have you bought your official 'Hoy' headband yet?
    Don't forget to check the wiki for new spicy info about your favourite TFR superstar!
    Are you wondering what your favorites, the Mystery Masters, are up to? Did they score a win again?
    What about HUNK, has he come back yet? Don't you just love all of them? Everyone does!
    Saihara
    Stop with this farce and stand up, Bones!
    OP
    DID YOU KNOW? The Big Show is huge, but he's got a minuscule record at Wr-


    (OP gets slammed to the ground)

    La Parka
    "BoneS"...? That is a name which was mistakenly given to me by you people.
    The actual name is 'BANS"... That's what they called me in Hell.
    Hyde
    ...BANS?
    Battler
    Battler After Not Surviving.
    Saihara
    ...
    Wright
    ...Battler...
    Mr. America
    ...Brother?
    Majima
    ...
    Pegasus
    ...
    Saihara
    You... You're joking, right? This is a prank for the show, isn't it?
    Battler
    Let me tell you a story...
    The story of a tormented spirit...
    This man was an underdog.
    He scratched and clawed for each win, and he slowly managed to gather interest around him...
    He worked for the man known as 'the prophet'. He won titles. He 'protected' TFR from multiple villains...
    And through it all, this man had a rival... Someone who just couldn't let him go.
    After many matches, their feud culminated when that rival finally managed to defeat him, in their last match.
    Thinking things couldn't get any worse, he walked backstage, defeated and desperate...
    Little did he know... Everything would get much worse from there...
    The artifact he was carrying around for his boss suddenly started glowing, and then...
    He found himself in a new world... A new Universe.
    However, that Universe by itself was a trap...
    There, he was tortured for what felt like an eternity, victim of his unstable surroundings...
    He became a human guinea pig... All magic in that new Universe would be tested on him first...
    It felt like suffering countless deaths at the same time... The ride would never end.
    Unable to resist or fight back, he thought nonexistence would be a better fate...
    As his conscience was fading away, a man approached him.
    He mentioned how he already knew what would happen, and took the artifact he held in his hands...
    Yet, that man did nothing to help him... And then, with one last glance... He saw the man's face.
    It was his old boss...
    His despair was so great that it completely overtook his mind...
    And with that, the man known as Ushiromiya Battler was dead.
    Those bad feelings, however, weren't gone...
    His consciousness descended into another plane, becoming the manifestation of all of humanity's evil.
    Meanwhile, a Priest, who was old friends with Battler, descended to Hell...
    His objective was to free the 'caged beast' of the King of Hell, Mr. Bones.
    Having defeated him, the Priest was granted a reward.
    Not only could he recruit the caged beast as his own servant...
    He could also choose the next King of Hell himself...
    Knowing his old friend's sad fate, the Priest declared...
    Ushiromiya Battler, or what was left of him, would be appointed as the new King.
    And just like La Parka I was the vessel of the former king, Mr. Bones...
    La Parka II was called in as the vessel of the new king. Me, Mr. BANS.
    However, I wasn't happy with it... I felt even that vessel was insufficient...
    So, with the help of my servants in Hell and a few 'business partners'...
    I came up with the idea of this Death Game.
    Its main objective is to find the most excellent vessel for me to inhabit...
    That's why I tested every single one of your capabilities. Charisma, strength, intelligence...
    You would need to have it all to survive amongst so many people and to become my ultimate vessel!
    But more than that, this Death Game would also be my vengeance!
    This is my ultimate retribution, to everyone who led me down this path! Especially Sminem!
    And now, we're approaching its end... After I execute the incompetent...
    Ten of you survivors will participate in our Final Rumble.
    The fight that will determine my new vessel, the winner of this Death Game.
    Do you understand now? Sminem is your true enemy.
    You must contribute to my cause by fully dedicating yourselves to this Death Game.
    Tohya
    ...
    Saihara
    I... I don't know what to say, but...
    Agent 47
    ...I have made my answer.
    Battler
    So, it'll be you... Assassin.
    Saihara
    ...Answer? Wait, the question?
    Battler
    'Who's at fault for all your suffering?'
    The answer, frankly, didn't matter. What mattered is who was going to answer first.
    That's whom I'm going to personally challenge.
    So... Assassin... Since you wrote your own name... You acknowledge that it was your fault?
    Agent 47
    ...
    Saihara
    47... Why? Why did you answer that you're at fault?
    Agent 47
    ...It's my way of atoning.
    Edgeworth
    Atoning?
    Agent 47
    Hah... I think I've known it for a while... I just didn't want to accept it...
    Bane
    What happened? Why is he not talking crazy anymore?
    Knoxville
    Shhh, let him continue!
    Agent 47
    And to come to terms with it... I adopted this ridiculous persona...
    Because if he was me... Then he couldn't be him...
    That's what I wanted to think, at least...
    Saihara
    ...How did you know what was the point of this question?
    And... Don't you want revenge for Payne?
    Agent 47
    ...I felt it. It's been nagging me ever since he fell in coma. That it'll all come crashing down at me someday.
    As I've already said, all I seek is atonement.
    And my only way of atoning is giving him one more fight. I know this is what he's craving for.
    And as per death game rules... The loser will perish.
    Battler
    If 47 wins... Then, by the rules of this game, and Hell itself... I shall be extinguished.
    Deep down... Something told me it would again come to this... Assassin.
    Armstrong
    So you're just betting your life on this, huh? That's a honorable move. May the strongest survive.
    Tony
    Hey! Didn't you guys already fi-
    Armstrong
    Shut up. A fight, and maybe a rumble where only the strongest will survive... This is perfect!
    Drake
    B-But... H-He just wants to use the winner as his vessel! That's hardly a victory!
    Kiryu
    ...Good luck, assassin.
    Bane
    It seems like we really are in The Final Rumble...
    Knoxville
    Heh... I can get that competitive spirit...
    Saihara
    ...47... I understand.
    I'll be rooting for you. You must win this fight, and bring this Death Game to end.
    Please, defeat him... So he can't commit more atrocities.
    47... Good luck.
    Agent 47
    Battler... GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT!

    Final Match[edit | edit source]

    1. Agent 47 (0)
    2. Mr. BANS (4)
    • 20m. Iron Man
    • Mr. BANS (4)
      • Win

    Bad Ending 1[edit | edit source]

    Battler
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LIKE I WOULD LOSE TO THAT STINKY ASSASSIN EVER AGAIN!
    Agent 47
    ...
    Saihara
    No...
    Drake
    ...Brendan, we'll meet again soon enough...
    Edgeworth
    He just... You can't mean we're gonna...
    Battler
    YEEEEEP! IT'S TIME TO TRIM SOME FAT AROUND HERE!
    First, let's get rid of the trash!
    Hey, you little shit of an impostor, wanna see a trick?
    Look at all of your friends over here! Don't they make you feel happy?
    Tohya
    ...


    (BANS takes out gun out of nowhere)

    Battler
    NOW LOOK AT MY GUN!


    (BANS shoots Tohya)

    Battler
    AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Saihara
    YOU... YOU SICK FUCK!
    Battler
    OH, I SEE I GOT A REACTION OUT OF YOU AGAIN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    Well, it's time to trim some fat... And then... Let's have THE FINAL RUMBLE!
    OP
    I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
    Remember to buy the official, Janny-approved TFR line of delicious Nutri Deli products!
    But more importantly... It's voting time!
    This time around, you can vote to save TWO participants...
    But only temporarily, because they're gonna fight in our rumble...
    The prize being, of course, the honor of being the vessel to the great second King of Hell, MR. BANS!
    LEEEEEEET'S GET IT STARTED!

    The Final Rumble[edit | edit source]

    1. Saihara Shuichi
    2. Kyle Hyde
    3. Maximillion Pegasus
    4. Mr. America
    5. Miles Edgeworth
    6. Bane
    7. Phoenix Wright
    8. Kazuma Kiryu
    9. Drake Bell
    10. Senator Armstrong
    • The Final Rumble
      • For Death Game win
      • For becoming Mr. BANS' vessel
    Maximillion Pegasus 💀 Bane
    Maximillion Pegasus 💀 Saihara Shuichi
    Mr. America 💀 Kazuma Kiryu
    Mr. America 💀 Kyle Hyde 
    Phoenix Wright 💀 Drake Bell
    Maximillion Pegasus & Senator Armstrong 💀 Mr. America
    Maximillion Pegasus 💀 Senator Armstrong
    Miles Edgeworth 💀 Phoenix Wright
    Miles Edgeworth 💀 Maximillion Pegasus
    
    • Miles Edgeworth
      • Won The Final Rumble
      • Won the Death Game
      • Became Mr. BANS' vessel

    Bad Ending 2[edit | edit source]

    Security A
    ...How could this happen to him? He was so young...
    Security B
    Joe had such a great career, both as a performance artist in the past, and as a security guard now...
    I will never forget the time I spent with him!
    I've known him for a long time...
    Security A
    And now he's been killed, in such a gruesome way too?
    Security B
    What will be of his poor little sisters now?
    Security A
    I'm sure Dwight will take care of them. He's a good man, he'd do it for his friend...
    Security B
    I knew that priest was dangerous... We should've been more careful with him!
    Did he escape the facility?
    Security A
    Yeah... He's nowhere to be seen...
    Security B
    Dammit! He can't get away with this!


    (Scene changes to Delta's portal truck)

    Date
    Alright, we're going in... Everyone, be careful!
    Aniki
    Understood.
    Bradford
    If things go south, you can trust my orders!
    Geralt
    I've slain much bigger beasts recently... I fear nothing.


    (They cross portal, the world looks like Hell)

    Date
    ...What?
    Raiden
    It's... It's too late?
    No...
    Date
    This universe... It's falling apart, too! We need to go back!
    Aniki
    But... All of our friends! What happened to them?
    Date
    They're probably... They're all... Gone...
    Aniki
    I-Impossible, so that means Ricardo really is...?
    Date
    ...
    Ooishi
    ...
    Fred
    ...
    Leon
    ...
    Narukami
    So this is where despair has led us... I failed on my mission... I should've been faster!
    Ooishi
    Wait, isn't that man over there...
    Date
    That bastard! Kirei!


    (Cuts to Kirei and BANS)

    Kirei
    Well, it's time to start the ceremony, isn't it, friend?
    Battler
    Of course!


    (They both laugh for 30 seconds)
    (Roll credits)


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