S5E10

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Lore 1[edit | edit source]

Wright
The cameras turned off!
Edgeworth
I knew this would lead to something!
Saihara
The monitors too... Everything is turning off.
Mr. X
This is our chance! Let's get out of here, quick!
Johnny
Aren't we forgetting about the guy I swapped places with?
Johnny
We need to find him! He must be getting tortured by the mastermind right now!


Cuts to Duke relaxing on the beach with Cheisters

Duke
I am the king of the world, baby!
Duke
Hey, you over there, bring me a sandwich!
45
O-of course!
410
Hurry it up nyeh.
Duke
Hmmm... This is my kind of party!
00
We are glad to hear that you are content with our services.
Duke
That guy is pretty badass for sponsoring this one!


Back to Death Game

Mr. X
Don't worry about him. I'm sure he's doing fine.
I don't have much time...
Majima
What about that guy sleepin' over there?
Mr. X
Bring him too! You and your friend! This way!


Running through corridors

Drake
Brendan... I'm gonna make it... This is for you!
Tony
I'll finally get to see my fans out there again!
Agent 47
This death game is finally ending!
Even if I have to cooperate with this damn assassin to get through this!
Bane
...?
Mr. X
Over here!


Wild Ride door is shown

Saihara
The wild ride? Since when has this door been here?
Edgeworth
The lights going off... I think the entire death game system has been shut down!
Saihara
Does this mean... We can finally stop it?
Donte
Vorgin, I'm coming back!
Armstrong
Ugh, why did I even go through the trouble of getting those two briefcases?
Hyde
It was about time, Bones!


They enter the meeting room
All the participants on the wild ride are here


Agent 47
EVERYONE IS HERE! LOOK! IT'S... IT'S PAYNE!
Payne... I'm so ha-...
ARRRGHHH YOU BALD BASTARD! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU AND THAT OTHER BALD BASTARD UP WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE!
Mystery Masters
Tohya!
Pegasus
...Where is... the real Erwin? I thought... I thought he'd be here...
Ulmeyda
!!!
Edgeworth
So... they really were alive all along?
What could the person behind this be planning?
Drake
Brendan! Brendan, I've missed you so much!
Hug me, brother!


Brendan is silently staring into nothingness
Then, his lifeless body slowly falls from the chair
Drake is completely JUSTed


Drake
...
...B-Brendan...?
Mr. X
It's just as I thought...
They... Their souls are...


Suddenly, La Parka appears along with Miami Mutilator and Postal Dude wielding shotguns

Mr. X
Wh-


Mr. X is completely obliterated

La Parka
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I didn't think it would come to this!
Me, having to personally come here and deal with a rule breaker!
The system might be down, but I never allowed entry here!
Hyde
You... You monster!
Agent 47
So... You really are real? You exist?
This... THIS CAN'T BE! I'M NOT SEEING THIS!
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
La Parka
As real as it gets! Fles- I mean bones and bones! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Now, you all have also broken the rules, so unless you want me to execute everyone right now...
You should prooobably get out of here! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I will see you all... In the meeting room, of course!


La Parka leaves

Saihara
...Ugh!
Sou
You really are... impressive...


Everyone heads back to the meeting room

La Parka
I can see every single person in this room wants to hit me right now!
It's a shame you can't, right guys? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Know what's even more of a shame?
The fact you believed that "wild ride" was something you could touch with your own hands!
Akagi
You lied about that too? No morals at all, huh.
La Parka
Soooo... What I've really got there is just my own personal graveyard!
You might think "But Bones, their bodies look just fine! I see no wounds! How can they be dead?"
Well, well, well, you see, it wasn't really about violently breaking their bodies!
No! My goal was to break their MINDS! Their SOULS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
And I'm sure I made them go through things that were so, so horrible to them...
That they just ended up dying out of sheer panic!
All you can find in that room now are empty, soulless husks! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Agent 47
...
Sou
Mgh...!
La Parka
Buuuut, if you want me to break your bodies soooo badly, then It's time for us to get more physical!
You know everyone who lost the last time around, and would go into the death poll?
Well, I've got a surprise for you all!
Drake
...Just... Please... JUST SAY IT, DAMMIT!
La Parka
AHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
Those people... They're gonna compete in my own handpicked death matches!
Yep, death matches! No voting involved!
I will choose your opponents, and afterwards...
The loser will face a veeeeeery special and personal kind of execution!
Tony
What could be more personal than what you're already doing?
Does it get more personal than messing with our lives?
La Parka
Well, I just thought that maaaaybe THIS will show you how serious I am about this game!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Now, It's time for you to start heading to the riiiiing!
I will be waiting the results here. Have a veeeery nice day, and happy killiiiiiiiing!

Lore 2[edit | edit source]

Midori
Hey there!
Sou
Mmgh!
Midori
Ahaha. Did I startle you, I wonder?
Sou
What do you want from me?
Midori
I? Personally? I'd want to continue... Giving you some "lessons" at my house!
But sadly, mastermind of this Death Game had different plans for us tonight...
Sou
Why are bringing THAT up? It's all in the past!
Midori
Ahaha, you need to treasure your past more, Shin.
Didn't you love reenacting that scene from that movie?
What was it called... "Summer" of something?
Anyway, for tonight you just need to defeat me! With your own feeble hands!
You'll have to put more effort this time, otherwise you'll suffer a crushing defeat yet again!
Sou
...


(Midori comes closer)

Midori
Hey! Feeling the bloodlust? Look in my eyes!
Sou
Mmgh...
Midori
Ahaha! See you at the ring!


(Midori leaves)

Match 1[edit | edit source]

  1. Hiyori Sou
  2. Midori
  • Hell in a Cage Match
  • Results
    • Midori
      • Winner

Lore 3[edit | edit source]

Human Holocaust
Ah, so you're my opponent?
Dammit, I thought it'd be another filthy coon!
Bane
Of coursh. Why, are you afraid?
Human Holocaust
Nah, I just really felt like going American Story X on someone today...
Well, most unlucky for you!
Bane
Yesh... I see you're a worthy adversary!
But you used to look different, didn't you?
Does this outfit give you a greater power?
Human Holocaust
Actually, I just got tired of my old clothes...
I feel like those new ones fit me way better!
Well, actually, the real reason why I changed my clothing is...
One of those dirty fuckers touched me once!
And I tried washing them in every way I possibly could, but that baboon stench wouldn't come out!
So my Final Solution was... simply designing a new outfit!
Bane
Do you come up with those ideash yourself?
All those thingsh you say... They're pretty... Over the limit...
Human Holocaust
Actually, It's weird... I feel like someone is constantly on my head telling me to say such things!
I think I call him Sa... Sa-Sam... What again?
Oh yeah, so, it feels similar to that one time I arrived here on an old man's truck...

Match 2[edit | edit source]

  1. Bane
  2. Human Holocaust
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Bane
      • Winner

Lore 4[edit | edit source]

Andrei
...
Garcian
...
Andrei
...
Garcian
...
Andrei
...
Garcian
...


(Rave On starts playing)

Andrei
!!!
Garcian
!!!


(They both run off)

Match 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Andrei Ulmeyda
  2. Garcian Smith
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Garcian Smith
      • Winner

Lore 5[edit | edit source]

Amuro
Char!
Char
Amuro!
Amuro
That uniform... You look younger too... How did this happen?
Is this... Part of this sick game you're forced to participate in?
Char
You bastard! You dare show yourself in front of me again?
I only let you go last time because you didn't even seem sentient!
So you were only acting like you couldn't even understand my words?
Amuro
I... Until very recently, it was like I was in a haze...
Char
I don't want to hear your excuses. You were sent by that skeleton to fight me, right?
We'll settle this in the ring!
Amuro
Char!

Match 4[edit | edit source]

  1. Amuro Ray
  2. Char Aznable
  • 2/3 Falls Match
  • Results
    • Amuro Ray
      • Winner

Lore 6[edit | edit source]

Washizu
Yes! I have finally caught you, Akagi!
Making a deal with that old man was the best decision I've ever made!
Akagi
What the hell do you want from me, old man?
Washizu
Let's play, Akagi! We're going to have a rematch!
Akagi
We're meeting for the first time, but sure, I'm in.
Washizu
Are you saying that I'm so insignificant that you already forgot about our match?
Regardless, you're going to pay for not taking your winnings and humiliating me!
This time, we're not going to play Washizu Mahjong, we're gonna play Washizu Wrestling!
Akagi
You sure don't seem like a moralfag, can you show me what it's like to live for real?

Match 5[edit | edit source]

  1. Akagi Shigeru
  2. Washizu Iwao
  • 15-min. Iron Man Match
  • Results
    • Washizu Iwao
      • Winner

Lore 7[edit | edit source]


(Pardo enters dark building)

Miami Mutilator
Looking for this?
Pardo
What are you doing here? This is a crime scene...
Miami Mutilator
Well, you know what they say...
Murderers always return to the scene of the crime.
I guess there must be some truth to that, huh?
Pardo
Right... Who are you?
Miami Mutilator
You don't recognize me?
We're related.... By blood. Aren't we?
You can think of me as your son.
You created me after all.
Pardo
Give me back my gun, creep.
Miami Mutilator
You want it, huh? How about a hug instead?

Match 6[edit | edit source]

  1. Miami Mutilator
  2. Manny Pardo
  • Extreme Rules Match
  • Results
    • Miami Mutilator
      • Winner

Lore 8[edit | edit source]

Tony
...You're my opponent?
Max
Who are you again?
Tony
You don't remember me? From when we were young?
Max
Oh... You're that skater guy, right...
Eric, was it?
Tony
No! Jesus, no!
Max
T-T... Thomas?
Tony
That's not my name either!
Max
Oh, I know! You're the guy with that bird's name, right?
Tony
Uhhh... Yeah?
Max
Captain Falcon!
Tony
...
Whatever...
Max
I remember meeting you way before I met 47... Back when I still had... my hair...
Tony
Yeah... Those were the days, right?
So, we're up for THIS kind of challenge now, I guess...
Max
May the best skater win!
Tony
This is a wrestling match, Max... And I'll go make sure 47 doesn't watch this one.

Match 7[edit | edit source]

  1. Tony Hawk
  2. Max Payne
  • 10-min. Iron Man Table Match
  • Results
    • Draw
  1. Tony Hawk
  2. Max Payne
  • Table Match
  • Results
    • Tony Hawk
      • Winner

Lore 9[edit | edit source]

Drake
Brendan... I'm... I'm fighting you? Just like this?
No... You're not really Brendan, are you?
I saw your body... I held it in my arms...
Brendan
What do you mean...?
It's a shame we have to go into battle with such high stakes, friend...
It's starting to come back to me... Those times we spent together...
Drake
Like... Disneyland?
Brendan
When we managed to trick the guards and go into that one really fun ride on your birthday for free...
Drake
What about when you knocked out and stole the guy dressing as Mickey's outfit?
Brendan
Hahahah, I managed to get some nice food that was for employees only for both of us!
Drake
...It can't be...
It's... It's really you?
Brendan
I mean, who else?
Drake
Hug... me... brother... *sob*

Match 8[edit | edit source]

  1. Drake Bell
  2. Brendan Fraser
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Drake Bell
      • Winner

Lore 10[edit | edit source]

Donte
What the fuck are you doing here?
Dante
What's wrong, kiddo? Did your girl dump you or something?
Donte
Fuck you, old man!
Dante
Hahahah, you really have no chill, huh.
Donte
What I mean is... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Donte
I remember you, and you're not in this shitty game at all!
Dante
Huh? Game? I don't know, I just had that skeleton-looking guy ordering me to fight you.
Dante
And you know how I am, I'm always up for a party!
Dante
In fact, I think I was getting rusty already.
Dante
I remember getting out of some old man's truck feeling like shit...
Dante
Probably had a hangover or something...
Dante
Then I went on vacations, just like I was planning to! And I just got back here!


(Flashback to Dante going to vacation back in Season 2)

Donte
Didn't you just have your fucking vacations a while ago?


(Back to our boys)

Dante
I don't know what you're talking about! I just came back from them!
Donte
Well, it's gonna feel great to kick a fucking insane asshole's ass!

Match 9[edit | edit source]

  1. Donte
  2. Dante
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Dante
      • Winner

Lore 11[edit | edit source]

Richtofen
Ughhh... Mein head...
???
え? 何か聞きましたか?
???
口ひげの男だ!! 彼は目を覚ました!
Richtofen
(Those voices are speaking gibberish. They can't be the ones in mein head.)
(Nein! I'm not the one with ze voices, Edward! Damn these delusions!)
(Mein body feels weightless, am I being carried?)


(Richtofen blinks and slowly open his eyes)

Richtofen
(Peculiar, a man in a suit and some guy with an eyepatch...)
H-hello! Vith whom am I finding ze pleasure to be carried by tonight!
Kiryu
...大丈夫ですか?
Majima
Ahaha! 彼は確かに奇妙な アクセントを持っています!
Richtofen
(Vat in ze hell are they saying...?)
Majima
Hayabusa-chanと戦わなきゃ! The ringに行かなくちゃ!
Kiryu
Majima、まだ調子が悪い。
Richtofen
(Vait a minute, they're speaking-)
I'm sorry, I don't speak Japanese.
Do you know any english, mein friends?
Kiryu
...
Majima
...
Richtofen
I vill have to take zat as a no.
Fine, just continue carrying me. Possibly to mein doom.
That damned cookie sent me to the Death Game, either zat or I vas in a coma for FAR too long.


(Cuts to Mystery Masters in the meeting room)

Wright
I wonder how everyone else is doing... Are those deathmatches truly his only plan for tonight?
Saihara
It's pretty cruel already. Let's hope that's as far as his revenge goes...
Hyde
Do we really have nothing to do here?
Edgeworth
They killed what seemed to be our only hope... And actions weren't enough to stop the mastermind...
Saihara
I might have something important, but... I don't know what to do with it...


Suddenly, the speakers started crackling, and they heard the voice they wanted to hear the least.


La Parka
HEEEEY EVERYONE! It seems like our last competitor, Richtofen, has finally woken up!
Sooooo, I would like to call yet another meeting for all of us!
I will be announcing what else will happen tonight! AHAHAHAHAH!
See you soooooon!
Wright
Guess we have to keep listening to him, for now...
Saihara
Come on, we still have until that match is over to investigate!
Edgeworth
Well, knowing him and his opponent's reputations... I don't think that match will last long at all!

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Edward Richtofen (Primis)
  2. Ryu Hayabusa
  • Normal Match
  • Results
    • Ryu Hayabusa
      • Winner

Lore 12[edit | edit source]

La Parka
Welcome, welcome again, everyone! And what a sad day for all of you who are about to get executed!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Soooo... Is there anything you would want to point out before we continue?
Drake
Those dolls... They aren't really dolls, are they?
Tony
Huh, he's right... They've started to sound really different. They sound... human, even.
Drake
Is that my friend, Brendan? Was the guy on that "Ride" room the actual doll? Is it?
La Parka
AHAHAHAHAH!
Very well observed, Drake and... uhh... whatever your name is!
In fact, those things I call dolls...
They aren't actual "dolls" at all! They really are human!
Agent 47
DOES THAT MEAN THAT PAYNE AND THE OTHERS REALLY ARE ALIVE? I KNEW IT!
YOU COULD NEVER DEFEAT ME AT THIS GAME AFTER I FLIPPED THE CHESSBOARD ON YOU!
La Parka
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
I'm sorry, but you're so pathetic that it just keeps getting funnier and funnier!
Yes, they are humans, but... They're from a different time!
They lack most, if not all of the memories from after you met them!
And I've made sure that, in fact, I can have control over them no matter what!
You know, my business partner's machine is quite amazing...
It made such a thing as a fax machine that can be used to send humans through time possible!
Isn't he yet another brilliant mind of our generation? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Saihara
So that was it...
Armstrong
You really are more full of shit than most politicians I know!
La Parka
Sooo, now that you know the truth... It's time for our executions!
Wanna know the catch? All of you who had matches tonight will be part of it!
Eeeeven the winners!
So... what I meant when I said it would be "personal" is...


(presents a gun)

Char
A gun?
La Parka
Bingo, Sherlock! And you guys are getting to use it!
In case you still don't get it...
You get to personally execute your own opponent, if you beat him in a match!
I mean, you've already pretty much done that by winning... So why not just finish the job?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Drake
Y-You... You... Sick bastard!
La Parka
Leeeet's get the killing started!
Tony
No! I'm not a killer, dammit!


(1st execution)

Midori
Too bad.
Looks like taking my name didn't let you cheat your fate.
You should've taken more of my lessons...
It's your turn to die, Shin.
Sou
Sou...


(Midori executes Hiyori Sou)

(2nd execution)

Bane
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother...
Human Holocaust
...


(Bane executes Human Holocaust)

(3rd execution)

Garcian
I'm a professional. Goodbye.
Andrei
...


(Garcian Smith executes Andrei Ulmeyda)

(4th execution)

Amuro
Char!
Char
Pull the trigger! Stop being chickenshit! I don't need your pity!
Amuro
...
}


(Amuro Ray executed Char Aznable)

(5th execution)

Washizu
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I finally did it! I came back from Hell... And got my revenge on you, Akagi!
You hear this? Akagi! Akagi!!!
Akagi...


(Washizu stops)

Washizu
...
Akagi
?


(Washizu falls down)

Akagi
...


(Akagi approaches Washizu)

Akagi
Hey, old man...
(...)
(He passed away from his injuries... He lost too much blood.)
(He looks so content.)
(...)
(What a great way to die.)
(His mind was probably like a clear blue sky... At the moment he lost his life.)
(And to honor his win, I'll finish the job myself...)


(Akagi Shigeru executes himself)

(6th execution)

Mutilator
I finally caught you, after so many years!
Your 15 minutes of fame are over, Miami Mutilator!


(Miami Mutilator executes Manny Pardo)

(7th execution)

Tony
Guess you failed my challenge, just like the old times...
Max
Hey, listen here, Falcon, I always got it right on the 5th try or so!
Tony
I'll miss you, buddy.


(Tony Hawk executes Max Payne)

(8th execution)

Drake
I can't do it...
I refuse to do it!
Brendan... I just want to hug you again right now!


(Brendan gets shot and falls)
(Drake rushed to catch him)


Drake
...Brendan? BRENDAN? I'M HUGGING YOU, BRENDAN! PLEASE, COME BACK TO ME!
BRENDAN! I DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER! WHY... WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING?
W-WHAT... IS HAPPENING..."


(Josh appears)

Josh
I'm sorry, brother... I did it so you wouldn't have to...
Drake
N-No... NOOOOOOOOOO!
Josh
It's fine... I can give you a hug instead!
HUG ME, BROOOOTHEEEEER!


(Josh rushes to Drake and gets shot)
(Josh's body falls in Drake's hands)


Drake
W-W.... W.... WHAT IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?
La Parka
AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH! I'm sorry for that! But you know, he violated the ruuuuuuuuules!
What a sad sight, your two best friends... Your BROTHERS...
Both dying in your arms in the span of a minute!
I can barely imagine how it must feel for you right now! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't worry, though. They're just dolls, aren't they? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Drake
...You... CABRÓN DE MIEEEEEEEEERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!


(9th execution)

Dante
I really, really don't want to do this, kid...
Going this far is just... Ugh!
Why... Why is this stronger than me?
A-Any last words... Kid?
Donte
Fuck you!


(Dante executes Donte)

(10th execution)

Hayabusa
...
Richtofen
M-mein GOTT! You cannot POSSIBLY BE THINKING-
Hayabusa
Your body... you will be of great use to my master.
Richtofen
You FOOL! IF YOU KILL ME, YOU VILL JEOPARDIZE ZIS AND ALL OTHER UNIVERSES!
Without mein help, mein knowledge, you are DOOMED!
There are far greater evils beyond zis death game!
THE WORLD VILL BE SPLIT!
THE KRONORIUM HAS PREDICTED IT!


(Ryu Hayabusa executes Edward Richtofen)

La Parka
Well well well! With the killing out of the way...
Wait... 'Killing out of the way'? AHAHAHAHAHAH! AS IF!
Hey, everyone... I've got two questions for you all!
First, can you see how I've gathered all my dolls here, in front of you all?


(All dolls are here)

Hyde
Yeah... So, what's up with that?
La Parka
Well... my second question is...
Do you like fireworks?
Saihara
Firew-?


(All dolls explode and cover everything in blood)

La Parka
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SHOW!
THERE'S BLOOD, ORGANS AND LIMBS ALL OVER THE PLACE! ISN'T IT GREAT?
THOSE DOLLS, THEY WERE UTTERLY USELESS TO ME NOW! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Wright
W...W-Why did you...
G-Go through the trouble of making them get shot t-then, you... you disgusting freak!
La Parka
HMMMMM? Well... Maybe I was just testing you!
You know... I appreciate those with an instinct to kill! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Saihara
I'm going... I'M GOING TO END YOU! I'M GOING TO END ALL OF THIS!
Armstrong
An instinct to kill, huh? Well, look no further. I've shown it since my first day in this game.
La Parka
Ah, yes! I surely hope to see that determination in our next challenge!
Or, should I say... Our FINAL challenge!
Edgeworth
Final... Does this mean...?
La Parka
There's a new room that has opened up the end of the corridor!
Either you head there now, or you join our dead friends over here!
It's your call! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Gooood luuuuck with the final challenge!