S4E8

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Kojima's Curse of Debt

Kojima
"WHAT THE HERRU DO YOU MEAN?? WE DID NOT WIN AT GEIMU AWARDO???"
"AWARDO FROM MY BOYFR- BESTO FRIENDO! HE IN MY GAME! WE SHOULD WIN! SEKILO, WHAT IS THAT???? TOO HARUDO!"
Producer
"Boss... I think we have bigger worries in our hands right now than that..."
"Good news though, we got Brendan back! He... He was a Hollywood Star once, you know?"
Kojima
"ANOTHER HORRYWOOD STAR? BETTER WIN ME SOMETHING UNLIKE REEDUS!"
Producer
"He doesn't seem very motivated though... His pay is pretty bad."
Kojima
"I KNOW WHAT TO DO! I HAVE IDEA! WE GIVE HIM THIS MASK! CALL HIM 'DEMON OF DEBTU'!"
Producer
"Sir, but that's just Kane's ma-"
"Oh, so you're gonna pay him a hundred for every punch? Isn't that too much?"
Kojima
"HUNDRED DORRA GET DEDUCED FROM OPPONENT BAK ACCOUNT! PERUFECT!"
"He do anything for money! Anything!"
"AND I HAVE MORE IDEAS! VERGIL HAS HAIR PROBLEM? PUT HIM AGAINST MY HORRYWOOD STAR TONY HAWKU!"
"ROSER HAS TO GET AN EVEN WORSE HAIRCUT THAN THEIR CURRENT ONE!"
"MORE! MORE! THE BRUE MAN HAS TO WIN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIT TO REVERT THEIR CURSE!"
"PUT THEM TOGETHER NOW! GO!"

Bad Hair Day

Tony Hawk VS. Vergil

  • Winner: Vergil

Debt VS Fortnite

The Demon of Debt VS. Donald Mustard

  • Winner: Demon of Debt

King of the Ring Board Tournament Final

☀King of the Ring Board Tournament - Finals 2/3: Gippo Dudee VS. Cam On Ingurland

  • Grand Winner of KoTR: Cam on Ingurland!

Betrayal Turnabou t

December 15, 14:03 AM
Wright Talent Agency
Phoenix Wright's Office

Wright
"Hey Everyone! Hey Shuichi! I'm sorry I couldn't be around tonight!"
"A very special client just came to my firm, and he needed my utmost attention!"
"But I was told to record this message for tonight... Sooo... basically"
"I can't just grant you and Hyde a title match without a fight like I said before. I'm sorry for that!"
"That said, we will have a 3-way to determine the next challengers to the tag team championships!"
"And that will be a great opportunity for many! Especially for two debuting teams!"
"First, we are gonna have the recently formed, but not new team of the TV World Fools!"
"Joining them, one of the debuting teams I mentioned: Pete & Calypso, looking to cure the 'blue curse'!"
"And last, but not least, two people who are having their first match together... My good friends..."
"Bradu Pittu and Winnie the Pooh!"
"Oh, as for you and Hyde... Uhhh... Well, I got Kyle another match!"
"All I had to do was give a call to one of Battler's old friends and sign a... contract for it!"
"Sadly I also don't think you are allowed to interfere in this one, Shuichi..."
"But hey, have fun! It's a good chance for Kyle to prove himself!"

Contract Target: Paperclip Man

The match that Wright set up on Kyle for some reason. Just what is Phoenix doing?

Handicap: Kyle Hyde VS. The Agents of Payne

  • Winners: The Agents of Payne

Majima Everywhere: Miracle Johnson's Set

Kazuma Kiryu VS. Goro Majima

  • Winner: Majima

Confrontation of the Infernal and the Holy

???
"Soooo... This man wants to face meee? He came down to hell... for meeee?"
"Interesting! And I was just starting to have some fun with my... subordinates!"
"He calls himself a holy man... I wonder about that! I wonder what those 'holy' powers can do!"
"Your faith can only last for so long. Death, though, is ETERNAL!"
"So come down, son of man, and face me!"

Stage of Hell: La Parka VS. Kirei Kotomine

  • Winner: Kirei Kotomine

Classic Match

King of Jobbers #1 Contendership: Chris Redfield VS. Fred Jones

  • Winner: Fred

Aspect Walter

Walter
"Hoy, that's it! It's the third week in a row that you haven't come to the Chaos Club meeting, Raidou!"
"So I'm recording this video for us to settle what is wrong!"
"You're the reason that cuck is smiling again! You brought him happiness with your failure!"
"And I know you've been playing mind games with me for some reason!"
"So if you're really worthy of being one of us..."
"You'll stop it right now, come down to the ring, and face me, one on one!"
"And you better not bring any of those stupid demons!"

Tag Team /v/ Championship #1 Contenders 3-way

/v/ Tag Team #1 Contenders: TV World Fools; Farm Crash; China Number One

Chaos Challenge

Walter challenged Raidou, but...

Walter (SMT) VS. Reviewbrah

  • Winner: Walter

Main Event: King of /v/ Championship Challenge

Kojima stipulated the match had a hard 10 minutes limit for either contender to pin or it would be called off... But Johnny only needed about 5 to destroy The Prince.

King of /v/ Title Match - 10m.: The Prince VS. Johnny Knoxville

  • Title Winner: Knoxville

The Savior Returns

>Hosanna starts.

>Sminem walks into the Stage.

>The crowd is going crazy.

Sminem
"I'm getting straight to the point. I don't have much time as things stand. Kojima, you are the dumbest person I know."
"And maybe, next time, you should read a contract before signing it."

>Hosanna stops.

>Visual begins glitching.

Sminem
"You... You... You... Signed it... 50% ownership...
"But the only thing you didn't notice, Kojima, was it was ONLY 50%. And the person who owns the other half of TFR? That's me.
"I bought it to make sure another Bog disaster wouldn't happen... And if you or your cronies think 'this is war', then I'll show you wa-

>Transmission cuts.

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