S4E7

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 King of the Ring Board Tournament Semifinal 1

☀King of the Ring Board Tournament - Semifinals: Tommy Wiseau VS. Gippo Dudee

Winner: Gippo Dudee

Draw Rematch

10min. Tables Ironman: Brad Pitt (0) VS. Strelok (2)

Winner: Strelok

Kojima Doubles Down

Producer
"Alright... What's the plan for tonight? The riots are intensifying!"
"I don't think we can hold on for much longer. We might have to send in HUNK..."
Kojima
"No! Don't send HUNK-sama!"
Producer
"But... But we need h-"
Kojima
"You cannot send him! He's currently in surgery, getting his body upgraded!"
"He become stronger than ever! I pay for all of it!"
Producer
"...I'll trust you, boss. What's the plan?"
Kojima
"We make rocker room happy! We give them important stories! Viewership rise!"
"Tripperu threto match? Eosers become BRUE! Braddu pittu has match? Roser becomes chinese flag!"
"More ideas! Drake Beru vs my signing from last week? ROSER SHAVES HALF THEIR HEAD!"
"AND... AND... IF EXTRA AND RED ROSE... THROW THEM IN SURGERY! MAKE THEM BIONIC!!!"
"I'll thinku of something for the #1 contenderu's match!"
Producer
"Boss... You are amazing!"
"I'm sure the locker room will be really happy to hear they are fighting for such important things!"

Depression Battle

Drake Bell VS Tony Hawk

Winner: Drake Bell

Yakuza Fight

Backstage Brawl: Goro Majima VS. Kazuma Kiryu

Winner: Goro Majima

Return of the Law

Saihara
"Nick! Are you ready for the match later? Are you gonna go with me as your partner? Or give Hyde a tryout?"
Wright
"...I'm sorry."
Saihara
"Huh? What do you mean? I don't mind sitting this one out! Hyde deserves a chance after all."
Wright
"Saihara... I'm sorry, but someone called me earlier today... I'm not picking either of you."
Saihara
"...Why? Who is that? I thought we were a team..."
Wright
"We are one. It's just... It's my duty. I have to do this. I hope you understand."
"And, if I succeed in taking the titles, I promise you, you and Hyde will get a shot immediately!"
"This is really complicated. It's about my past. I apologize again."
"But I'd say I did a good job last week. Good enough that I get to choose my own path."
Saihara
"..."
"...I'll trust you."
"You've never let any of us down. I've lost Battler already, but... I don't think I'm losing you here."
"Go for it. And you can bet I'll come for those titles after you get them!"

3-Way

Kyle Hyde, Calypso, Pete

Winner: Kyle Hyde

Mixed Match Challenge Finals

'The End of Extra Saga'

The Package Deal VS. The Bionic Heroes

Winner: The Package Deal

King of the Ring Board Tournament Semifinal 2

☀King of the Ring Board Tournament - Semifinals: Cam On Ingurland VS. MC Ride

Winner: Ingurland

Kojima Learns of the Resistance's Plans

Producer
"Boss... This is not good!"
"The situation backstage calmed down for a bit, but apparently... it was because they were planning something!"
"They've got men positioned for a hostile takeover that can happen anytime now!"
"I heard the one organizing it was "Central" and that he refuses to show up to work."
Kojima
"HEY! I MAKE STIPURRATION FOR MAIN EVENTO! WINNERY WILL FACE THE CHAMPION, BUT..."
"They have 10 minutes to pin him! And if they don't, they become FATTO! AND SMARU! HAHAHAHAHA !"
Producer
"Okay boss, I've got your idea. BUT SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE SITUATION BACKSTAGE?"
Kojima
"Don't tark to genius rike that! I fine you!"
"I have plan! Remember Mirrion Dorrar guy? He do anything for money!"
"I give him a mirrion, he do something to make XCOM man happy!"
"He do anything for money! Anything!"

Million Dollar Championship

Million Dollars Championship: ZUN VS. Mastema (Fused)

Winner: ZUN

King of /v/ #1 Contenders

King of /v/ #1 Contenders Falls Count Anywhere: The Prince VS. Travis Touchdown

Winner: The Prince

End of the Paranormal Patrol: Breakage of the Ageless Bond

Fred
"Leon! Calm down! It's just a title! You didn't even care about it either way!"
Leon
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CALM DOWN HOW WILL I LOOK IN ADA'S FACE AFTER THAT?"
"AND HE'S FORCING ME TO STOP DRINKING APPLE JUICE WHAT THE HELL FRED"
"I'M DONE WITH THIS! I'M DONE!"
Fred
"First, you are not gonna look her in the face, because SHE'S NOT GONNA SHOW UP! FORGET HER, IT'S NOT WORTH IT!"
"Second, you survived MONTHS of Redfield harassing you, yet you can't stay away from booze for a week? Come on!"
Leon
"SHUT UP, FRED! I THINK YOU SUCK! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I GO THROUGH!"
"GET ME THOSE KEYS, I'M GOING! DON'T ANY OF YOU CONTACT ME AGAIN!"
"AAAAAAADDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Fred
"Leon, WAIT! Not the van again! I NEED IT! COME BACK HERE!"

/v/ Tag Team Championship

/v/ Tag Team Title Match: The Court VS. The Sons of Sparda

Winner: The Court

Return of the Crypto Hero

*Ring Ring*

???
"...Huh, he has really lost his mind after all..."
"Thought I could give him some time to have fun, a tryout period..."
"It seems like my presence is needed again, though. HUNK is getting an 'upgrade', you say?"
"He's not joking around anymore. He's playing with people's LIVES!"
"But... Next week, I'll give him a taste of his own medicine."
"He will get to know what a 'take over' really is."

Bonus: Match Wheel

Match Wheel - Extreme Rules: Manny Pardo & Big Show VS Nero & Fred Jones

Winners: Pardo & Big Show