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King of the Ring Board Tournament Quarterfinal 1

☀King of the Ring Board Tournament - Quarterfinals: Strelok VS. Tommy Wiseau

Winner: Tommy Wiseau

Resident Drinker

Fred
"I swear to God, Leon, this is the last time I'm coming here with you!"
"Why the hell do you even come to an expensive restaurant like this, if all you wanna get is a drink?"
"Isn't it better to just hit a bar or something?"
Leon
"THIS PLACE HAS GOT MY FAVORITE BRAND OF APPLE JUICE, OKAY?"
"THIS GODDAMN SILVER THINS IS STILL USELESS! ADA IS NOT CALLING ME BACK!"
"MAYBE I NEED TO PAINT IT OR SOMETHING! IF I DRAW THE CHINA FLAG ON THE BACK..."
Fred
"...You're actually losing your mind. Listen, I've said this, if you don't want the belt..."
"There's a lot of people who want it! That Therapist guy included! And the Prince too!"
"...Isn't your match in a few minutes by the way?"
Leon
"UHHHH.... YEAH, I THINK??? MAYBE? DO-DO I REALLY GOTTA GO?"
"ACTUALLY, I KNOW, I DON'T FEEL SO GREAT, SO I'LL JUST PAY THE NEW BOSS A DRINK!"
"THAT WAY HE'LL ALLOW ME TO POSTPONE THE MATCH TO NEXT WEEK! I'VE SEEN THE KIND OF BEVERAGE HE LIKES!"
Fred
"...Sure. I think he SUCKS anyway."
"...Whatever you think is best for you, buddy... I do think that maybe though..."
"Maybe the Therapist guy is rig― ...Forget about it."
Leon
"OH, AND FRED? THAT ONE GUY CALLED WHILE YOU WERE AWAY FROM YOUR PHONE JUST NOW!"
"ALCOHOL COLE OR SOMETHING WAS HIS NAME... HE SAID HE WANTED A MATCH WITH YOU AGAIN"
"SO I TOLD HIM YOU'D BE UP FOR IT, IN LIKE... 5 MINUTES? EXTREME RULES BY THE WAY!"
Fred
"...GOD DAMMIT LEON! GET ME THE CAN KEYS!"

Fred OVA The Return

Extreme Rules: Cole Quinn VS. Fred Jones

Winner: Fred Jones

Tag Team Championship Title Match

/v/ Tag Team Championship Title Match: The Sons of Sparda VS. Killer2

Winner: The Sons of Sparda

Win /v/ Tag Team Title

King of the Ring Board Tournament Quarterfinal 2

☀King of the Ring Board Tournament - Quarterfinals: Gippo Dudee VS. Ribbie

Winner: Gippo Dudee

Adachi Teaches Nero to Focus his Anger

Moment's before the Killer2's tag team title match against The Sons of Sparda...

Adachi
"So, I guess your dad and uncle weren't wrong after all! You can't handle yourself!"
Nero
"DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU AGAIN YOU DIPSHIT!"
Adachi
"What, you can't handle the truth? You've still got ways to go, kid."
Nero
"OH I SWEAR I WILL-"
Adachi
"Yes! That rage! You need it! Use it as fuel!"
"That's the only way you can improve. That's the only way you'll be able to become stronger!"
"No amount of grinding will be of use if you can't focus that anger on your opponent!"
"If they retain tonight, the Killer2 will start doing open challenges for the tag team titles..."
"That's our chance! That's when we'll strike at full power!"
"So hold yourself back until then... 'Deadweight'."
Nero
"HEY, YOU, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! GET BACK HERE!"

The Prince VS. The King

The Prince VS. Maximillion Pegasus

Winner: Maximillion Pegasus

Million Dollar Contenders

Million Dollar #1 Contender: Drake Bell VS Mr. X (w/ Mrs. X support)

Winner: Mr. X

Mixed Match Challenge

Mixed Match Challenge - Tornado Tag +No DQ: The Package Deal VS. Shin Megami Tensei: IMAGINE

  1. DQ: The Package Deal won by default of Walter accidentally hitting Alice, what the fuck ref?

  2. Winners: The Package Deal

Hell's Punishment

???
"You... You two failures!"
"You can't do anything right, can you? You just disappoint me, over and over again!"
"It makes me wanna release that caged animal I've got locked up..."
"But guess what? You're getting punished again!"
"But this time, not by my hands. Not yet, at least..."
"You'll face each other. You'll hurt each other. One of you shall win..."
"I'm feeling good tonight, despite everything, so I'll only be punishing one of you!"
"May the strongest survive. Ahahahahahahah!"

Hell in a Cell: Manny Pardo VS. Doomguy

Winner: Manny Pardo

Master / Servant Fight

King of /v/ Title Match: Challenger Johnny Knoxville VS. Champion Kirei Kotomine

Winner: Johnny Knoxville

Gain King of /v/ Title

Kojima's Reality Marble

Producer
"Boss! What did you do last week! You sent HUNK out there to lose!"
"This is a disaster! How did Armstrong get those damn nanomachines, even?!"
Kojima
"...Did you rike it?"
Producer
"...Huh?"
Kojima
"I made HUNK rose! Did you rike it?! Very good prottu twisto! I write rule of universe!"
"Bo one could be interigent enough to figure that out! Especiary not americans!"
Producer
"...Boss, I'm afraid... YOU GET MORE AND MORE BRILLIANT WITH EVERY PASSING DAY!"
Kojima
"I gave Armstrong nanomachineru! I wrote it all! Very cool gimmick!"
"Now... What could I do next... OH! I KNOW! LET'S MAKE ALTERNATE TIMELINE!"
"SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH NO NANOMACHINERU! I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT TIME TRAVERU!"
Producer
"But boss... Y-"
Kojima
"GO! TURN ON MATCH! NOW! I WRITE IT GOOD!"

2K19 (Reality Marble) - 15min. Ironman: Senator Armstrong VS. HUNK

Draw