S4E3

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Opening Match[edit | edit source]

Goro Majima VS. Raidou Kuzunoha the XIV

  • Victory: Goro Majima

Hell's Match[edit | edit source]

Stage of Hell: Bane VS. The Undercarder

  • Victory: Undertaker

Contest for Mystery[edit | edit source]

Saihara
"Hey, Nick, I came to ask if you have any information on the hi-"
"...Why are you wearing those clothes again?"
Wright
"Listen, I'm only wearing that suit on the ring because it brings me luck."
"This jacket and shirt are waaay better... although... They kinda smell..."
Saihara
"...Well, whatever. Did anyone apply for Battler's position?"
Wright
"Yeah. In fact, three people did!"
"One of them says they are fine with being paid in 'porn magazines'. Seems like we can save some money with him."
"The other is a detective himself... And he sent us a box full of paperclips as a gift! What a kind guy!"
"And finally, the weirdest one... This guy says he has had issues with Battler in the past..."
"I don't get it, and I don't really remember him, but we should give everyone a fair shot in this."
Saihara
"...So we are settling it THAT way?"
Wright
"Yep! The best way possible. A triple threat match, winner gets the job!"
"...Oh, and it'll start... now!"

Mystery Master Position Hiring: Kaname Date; Kyle Hyde; Sans

  • Victory: Kyle

King of the Ring Board Tournament Round 1[edit | edit source]

King of the Ring Board Tournament - Round 1: Phoenix Wright VS Cam On Ingerland

  • Victory: Cam On Ingerland

Fred Challenges Leon[edit | edit source]

Fred
"Hey Leon... Don't you think we've been coming here way too many times lately?"
"I mean, last time they had to drag your unconscious body and dump it in an alley nearby..."
"I think... That you really need to calm down."
Leon
"FOR THE LAST TIME. I. DON'T. HAVE. A. DRINKING. PROBLEM:"
"IT'S ALL ADA'S FAULT! IF THAT GHOSTING BITCH DIDN'T LEAVE ME EVERY TIME... PLEASE BABY..."
"AAAAADDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HEY, GIVE ME SOME MORE APPLE JUICE HERE DAMMIT!"
Fred
"...Leon, I didn't want to have to do this, but I might need to beat some sense into you..."
"Like the good old days, remember? We were happier back then!"
"So... how about you give me a title shot? I've proven myself many times already!"
Leon
"OKAY OKAY WHATEVER! YOU CAN HAVE IT. NOT LIKE THIS SHINY THING IS ATTRACTING HER LIKE I TOUGHT IT WOULD..."
"But... You'll need to do me a favour first..."
"Can you get that rapist whatever guy outta my ass? HEY, WAITER! COME FASTER YOU SHIT!"
Fred
"...Sure. I think he SUCKS anyway."

Abandoned BCW Building: Fred Jones VS. TheRapist

  • Victory: Therapist

King of /v/ Contendership Tournament[edit | edit source]

King of /v/ Contendership Tournament - Quarterfinals: Char Aznable VS. Dan Schneider

  • Victory: Char Aznable

Mixed Tag Team Tournament[edit | edit source]

Mixed Tag Team Tournament - Quarterfinals: Team Umbrella VS. The Bionic Heroes

  • Victory: The Bionic Heroes

The Priest's Challenge[edit | edit source]

Kirei
"No matter what I do, it seems joy is not possible for me."
"Even this title, the biggest price in this industry..."
"It means nothing to me. It's empty, void of any value..."
"Still, I shall hold on to it... Because maybe, something unexpected could happen..."
"And, in a search for the unexpected, I shall declare an open challenge tonight."
"Anyone willing to face me shall step up. This belt, tought, will not be on the line..."
"I'm sure beating the man who's at the top of this company would be quite an impressive achievement already."
"Rejoice, my fellow wrestlers. And impress me."

King of the Ring Board Tournament Round 1 Fight 6[edit | edit source]

King of the Ring Board Tournament - Round 1: ZUN VS. Akagi Shigeru

  • Victory: Akagi

Tag Team /v/ Title Match[edit | edit source]

Tag Team /v/ Title Match: The Agents of Payne VS. Killer2

  • Victory: Killer2

Kotomine Kirei's Open Challenge[edit | edit source]

Kotomine Kirei's Open Challenge: Kirei Kotomine VS. The Prince

The Return[edit | edit source]

The lights darken in the arena.

A single man, if he can even be called that, walks into the stage.

He enters the ring, picks up a mic, and utters only a single phrase before leaving:

HUNK
This is war.