TFR Season 3 Episode 9
The tenth episode of TFR Season 3.
After the NET-powerd kektastrophe two days ago, OP started but rebooted a minute later just to be sure.
TFR vs. WWE: Finished Revengeance[edit | edit source]
match lasted less than 5 minutes
OP then rebooted again for 5 minutes
Escalation of Ethnic Antagonism: The Race War[edit | edit source]
The match crashed so OP debated really intensely (read: made a poll in chat that ended up tied and then left it to luck) whether to make it tornado or not, but he just restarted with falls count anywhere.
The match demonstrated the greatest property of the white race that the dark ones lack: unity and teamwork.
Escape from Rokkenjima[edit | edit source]
|Everyone! It's time for us to finally go back home!
|My investigations brought me to the Holy Artifact that made us end up in this island on the first place.
|I've also figured out this is the place where the
..."ritual" should be performed.
|Is everyone ready?
|Yep! I'm ready! Are you, dad?
|Hell yeah, son! Are you gonna teach me those penis enlargement techniques once we're back? I need to impress Ada!
|...First the drinking problem, now this?
Leon, we really need to talk...
But yeah, I'm ready.
|Alright! It seems like everyone is here. It's time to go!
|WAIT! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO-
Grudge of the Locker Room[edit | edit source]
Tipsy Resolution[edit | edit source]
|Hey, you are back! Where were you all this time?
|I was in the hospital after that accident, but you didn't visit me once!
|Well... that is a long story. I'll tell you all about it later.
|But hey, you are back, big guy! I missed you a lot!
|Yeah, I just had a match with the guy who ran me over and...
|You had a match with Leon?
|No... I meant that dude, Extra! He did it because I didn't help him that one time and...
|...What does Extra have to do with it?
|...What does Extra have to do with it? It was Leon. I talked to him about it and...
|Hey! I was there too! His drinking problem is getting really extreme.
|I've been trying to have him quit it but he keeps denying the fact that he's an addict!
|It is a fact you shouldn't drink before driving, either! I don't know what goes through his mind!
|...So you are telling me i did that for nothing? The guy didn't even have anything to do with it?
|Yeah... The guy who ran you over was Leon. I talked to him about it and he's not driving anymore...
|At least not after getting HAMMERED like that! He has Fred and his van to drive him around now.
|Guys! Have you seen my keys ar-
|GOD DAMMIT LEON!
King of Drunks #1 Contender[edit | edit source]
Notably, all participants were notorious for their fondness of alcohol, save for Therapist. Dante and Travis were swiftly eliminated, but Leon and Therapist kept going at each other for like 12 minutes in a battle for the sobriety of Leon. Ultimately, Therapist would lose, and Leon would win his right to be as drunk as he wants to be over the fact ADAAA doesn't love him, sadly meaning he will run over as many people while drunkenly driving as he wants.
King of Jobbers Championship: The Coolsville Mutilator, Dead Ahead[edit | edit source]
|Fred... That's your name, right?
|Well, I heard all about you. All of your crimes...
|Your crimes against Coolsville. You built up a fame there, didn't you?
|They used to call you the "Coolsville Mutilator" in the independent wrestling circuit, huh.
|Well, sorry for you, buddy, but you just met your match
|The best cop in town will put an end to your quest for those damn 15 minutes of fame.
|And let me warn you, no amount of "Coolsville Suplexes" or whatever you call it will be enough.
|You will not bust open my thick skin...
Liberation of the TV World[edit | edit source]
|...Waiting sucks so much.
|I mean, come on, how long have we been in here?!
|I believe it's been two months...?
|Are you serious...?
|...Oh I'm gonna beat the HELL out of you!
|For all the time I could've been spending with Kyrie!
|You mean that bland church chick you keep talking about?
|Alright, that's it!
|...Oh great, as if my life needed to be any more shitty.
|Someone told me about the people on the TV.
|Apologize right now, Adachi-san.
|Fine! You win again, Yu! I'll stop trying to rise up, just let me out of here!
|...You know the exit was right here the whole time, right?
|I mean, you got IN through a TV, why wouldn't it work the other way around?
|Did you guys not even try to use it?
|...I hate you both so much.
|You are as much of a clown as your "persona" was.
|The moment we're back in the real world, I'm going to kick your ass into next century.
ROYAL RUMBLE[edit | edit source]
/v/ Tag-Team Championship: Cleaning the Investigation[edit | edit source]
Regaining the Edge[edit | edit source]
|Walter! I hope you're havin' a good time with your bitch right now!
|Is she treating your wounds well, ya piece of shit?
|She better be. Because after I'm done with ya tonight, you won't be able to stand up ever again.
|And that goes for yer lil' dick too! Not like you don't have trouble getting it up already!
|Those magazines sure expose a lot about the life of "famous" people.
|I have finally found what I needed. What I missed all this time. What I should have never lost.
|And that is my edge. But I'm also talking about something else...
|Or, should I say... "someone"?
/v/ Championship: Black Finale of the Millennium Championship[edit | edit source]
|So here we are... The Grand Finale. The biggest stage of them all...
|One day I will buy this arena and rename it "Wrestling Kingdom"
|Erwin... Do you remember how much you dreamed about this day? Ever since you were a kid...
|You once told me that you always wanted to defend this championship in such an important situation...
|So Chris-boy, Danny-boy, both of you... Be prepared.
|Because your King is about to make Erwin's dreams come true, yet again...
|Even if I have to inflict you such horrible, horrible pain for that...
Rumble of the Black Sorcerer[edit | edit source]
|You! What do you think you are doing?
|Oh, hello there, Faggler's little buddy! I'm just waiting for your friend to show up!
|And then he can surrender to Black Battler, or suffer the consequences!
|I know what you're doing! I've investigated this long enough!
|If enough people believe in a lie, if it starts to change their lives...
|Then this lie can become the truth. It can become real.
|Black Battler doesn't belong in our universe. He's here by some kind of... mistake.
|Therefore, he can't affect our reality in any meaningful ways... Our reality wouldn't like that...
|But, if enough people start believing in him... More than that, if Battler starts believing in him...
|The he would become real to us too... That is your plan, isn't it? That is how you get rid of Battler!
|Tsh! What are you talking about? I... There's nothing like that!
|Black Battler is the one behind it all! Hell... He... I... He even killed Kinzo! He did that too!
|I lied! Black Battler is the one behind the attacks AND Kinzo's death. I didn't do any of it!
|Either way... Your lie ends tonight. Because I know the only one capable of putting an end to this.
|The only one capable of hurting Black Battler... and also being hurt by him.
|And he's coming. And i've got the Battle Bib ready for him. Your time is over, 47!
A legendary fight where Ushiromiya Battler fights for the truth, while Black Battler fights to turn the forgery of his existence into truth and be real to this world. As soon as the match began, Agent 47 attacked Battler from behind, backing up the lie he's fed all this time. Battler fought like never before as the the Red Truth counter went up and the destiny of either Battler's existence was on the line. While B. Battler seemed to gain the belief of the crowd at first, in the end Battler's wrestling prowess accompanied by his 5 Red Truths won the crowd over into believing him, undoing the existence of B. Battler once, and hopefully, for all.
|And, with this, I'll finish you off! I will deny you once and for all!
|Allow me to go over the case, one more time:
|Kinzo Ushiromiya was alone when he died. The body wasn't found until it was already decomposing.
|The exact cause of death couldn't be determined by our detectives. But the scenario doesn't point to a direct murder, like a gunshot.
|The room was locked and contained no secret passages, therefore no one could enter or leave it.
|47 claims the backstage attacks were done by "Black Battler". However, evidence indicates that it was the work of two people.
|47's best friend and partner, Payne, has been missing lately.
|At the same time, that fact doesn't disprove his involvement with the situation.
|If "Black Battler" hasn't been able to directly affect our reality, he doesn't belong in it.
|If "Black Battler" hasn't been able to participate on Kinzo's murder or the assaults, he hasn't affected our reality as of now.
|Therefore, by declaring the following, I am denying your existence:
|1) Kinzo Ushiromiya was dead the entire time.
2) The Agents of Payne were responsible for the backstage assaults.
End of The Final Rumble Season 3: Rumble of the Black Sorcerer
EPILOGUE: Metal Rumble Solid[edit | edit source]
|And this, as you can see, is why I'm very interested in buying this brand.
|It has very big potential to deliver interesting stories to consumers!
|I ask you to watch the rest if interested! It's very good!
|Up next in our company movie night, "The best of TFR, Volume 2"
|...Did you rike it?
BONUS: Team TFR vs. Lucha AAA[edit | edit source]
An epic 1h bonus match where TFR's finest jobbers fight Lucha AAA's legends, including Mr. Bones' avatar, La Parka.