TFR Season 3 Episode 9

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The tenth episode of TFR Season 3.

After the NET-powerd kektastrophe two days ago, OP started but rebooted a minute later just to be sure.

TFR vs. WWE: Finished Revengeance[edit | edit source]

  1. Senator Armstrong
  2. Roman Reigns
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Senator Armstrong Winner

match lasted less than 5 minutes

OP then rebooted again for 5 minutes

Escalation of Ethnic Antagonism: The Race War[edit | edit source]

  1. The Nation of DominationBalthios James, Big Smoke, Robert
  2. The Fourth ReichMr. America, Kazuhira Miller, Spider-Man
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Referee: Asian Ref
  • Falls Count Anywhere
  • Elimination
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By Details
Balthios James Kazuhira Miller outside
Robert Spider-Man outside
Big Smoke Mr. America
The Fourth Reich Winner

The match crashed so OP debated really intensely (read: made a poll in chat that ended up tied and then left it to luck) whether to make it tornado or not, but he just restarted with falls count anywhere.

The match demonstrated the greatest property of the white race that the dark ones lack: unity and teamwork.

Escape from Rokkenjima[edit | edit source]

Battler
Everyone! It's time for us to finally go back home!
My investigations brought me to the Holy Artifact that made us end up in this island on the first place.
I've also figured out this is the place where the
..."ritual" should be performed.
Is everyone ready?
Vorgin
Yep! I'm ready! Are you, dad?
Leon
Hell yeah, son! Are you gonna teach me those penis enlargement techniques once we're back? I need to impress Ada!
Therapist
...First the drinking problem, now this?
Leon, we really need to talk...
But yeah, I'm ready.
Battler
Alright! It seems like everyone is here. It's time to go!
Boomer
WAIT! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO-

Grudge of the Locker Room[edit | edit source]

  1. Extra
  2. Aniki
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Extra Winner

Tipsy Resolution[edit | edit source]

Aniki
Hey, you are back! Where were you all this time?
I was in the hospital after that accident, but you didn't visit me once!
Ricardo
Well... that is a long story. I'll tell you all about it later.
But hey, you are back, big guy! I missed you a lot!
Aniki
Yeah, I just had a match with the guy who ran me over and...
Ricardo
With Leon?
Aniki
What?
Ricardo
You had a match with Leon?
Aniki
No... I meant that dude, Extra! He did it because I didn't help him that one time and...
Ricardo
...What does Extra have to do with it?
...What does Extra have to do with it? It was Leon. I talked to him about it and...
Therapist
Hey! I was there too! His drinking problem is getting really extreme.
I've been trying to have him quit it but he keeps denying the fact that he's an addict!
It is a fact you shouldn't drink before driving, either! I don't know what goes through his mind!
Aniki
...So you are telling me i did that for nothing? The guy didn't even have anything to do with it?
Ricardo
Yeah... The guy who ran you over was Leon. I talked to him about it and he's not driving anymore...
At least not after getting HAMMERED like that! He has Fred and his van to drive him around now.
Leon
Guys! Have you seen my keys ar-
EVERYONE
GOD DAMMIT LEON!

King of Drunks #1 Contender[edit | edit source]

  1. Leon S. Kennedy
  2. Redfield's Therapist
  3. Travis Touchdown
  4. Dante
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Contendership: King of Jobbers #2 Contender
  • Falls Count Anywhere
  • Fatal-4-Way
  • Elimination

Elimination By Details
Dante Redfield's Therapist
Travis Touchdown Leon S. Kennedy outside
Redfield's Therapist
Leon S. Kennedy Winner

Notably, all participants were notorious for their fondness of alcohol, save for Therapist. Dante and Travis were swiftly eliminated, but Leon and Therapist kept going at each other for like 12 minutes in a battle for the sobriety of Leon. Ultimately, Therapist would lose, and Leon would win his right to be as drunk as he wants to be over the fact ADAAA doesn't love him, sadly meaning he will run over as many people while drunkenly driving as he wants.

King of Jobbers Championship: The Coolsville Mutilator, Dead Ahead[edit | edit source]

Pardo
Fred... That's your name, right?
Well, I heard all about you. All of your crimes...
Your crimes against Coolsville. You built up a fame there, didn't you?
They used to call you the "Coolsville Mutilator" in the independent wrestling circuit, huh.
Well, sorry for you, buddy, but you just met your match
The best cop in town will put an end to your quest for those damn 15 minutes of fame.
And let me warn you, no amount of "Coolsville Suplexes" or whatever you call it will be enough.
You will not bust open my thick skin...

  1. Fred Jones (1)
  2. Champion Manny Pardo (2)
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Championship: King of Jobbers
  • 2/3 Falls

Manny Pardo Winner

Liberation of the TV World[edit | edit source]

Nero
...Waiting sucks so much.
I mean, come on, how long have we been in here?!
Adachi
I believe it's been two months...?
Nero
Are you serious...?
...Oh I'm gonna beat the HELL out of you!
Adachi
W-What? Why?
Nero
For all the time I could've been spending with Kyrie!
Adachi
You mean that bland church chick you keep talking about?
Nero
Alright, that's it!
???
STOP!
Adachi
...Oh great, as if my life needed to be any more shitty.
Narukami
Someone told me about the people on the TV.
Apologize right now, Adachi-san.
Adachi
Fine! You win again, Yu! I'll stop trying to rise up, just let me out of here!
Narukami
...You know the exit was right here the whole time, right?
Nero
 ... 
Adachi
  ...  
Narukami
I mean, you got IN through a TV, why wouldn't it work the other way around?
Did you guys not even try to use it?
Adachi
...I hate you both so much.
Nero
You are as much of a clown as your "persona" was.
The moment we're back in the real world, I'm going to kick your ass into next century.

  1. Tohru Adachi
  2. Nero
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Nero Winner

ROYAL RUMBLE[edit | edit source]

  1. Doomguy
  2. Raiden
  3. Zeke Yeager
  4. G-Man
  5. Sminem
  6. Gene
  7. Marco Rossi
  8. Delta
  9. Sou Yaguruma
  10. Raidou Kuzunoha
  11. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  12. Van Darkholme
  13. Jeff Mangum
  14. Louis
  15. Tatsuya Suou
  16. Rando
  17. Bane
  18. V
  19. Nagito Komaeda
  20. /v/ Rage Guy
  21. Joshua Graham
  22. Dr. Piccolo
  23. Tsukasa Kadoya
  24. Drake Bell
  25. Kaname Date
  26. The Chosen Hunter
  27. Dutch van der Linde
  28. Vergil
  29. Big Show
  30. Rance
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Contendership: /v/ #2 Contender
  • Royal Rumble

Elimination By @
Raiden Doomguy 03
Doomguy Zeke Yeager 06
Gene Sminem 09
Marco Rossi Zeke Yeager 10
Sou Yaguruma G-Man 11
Sminem Edward Richtofen
Raidou Kuzunoha Delta 13
Van Darkholme Edward Richtofen 14
Louis Zeke Yeager
Delta G-man
Zeke Yeager 16
Edward Richtofen Tatsuya Suou 17
G-Man Bane
Jeff Mangum 19
Rando V 20
Bane /v/ Rage Guy 21
Nagito Komaeda V
V Tatsuya + Graham 21
Tatsuya Suou Joshua Graham 23
Drake Bell /v/ Rage Guy 26
Tsukasa Kadoya Piccolo + /v/
Dutch van der Linde The Chosen Hunter 28
The Chosen Hunter Dr. Piccolo
Dr. Piccolo Vergil 29
/v/ Rage Guy Kaname Date
Vergil Joshua Graham 30
Big Show Kaname Date
Rance Joshua Graham
Kaname Date
Joshua Graham Winner

/v/ Tag-Team Championship: Cleaning the Investigation[edit | edit source]

  1. The Mystery MastersPhoenix Wright & Shuichi Saihara
  2. Champions Killer2Garcian Smith & Andrei Ulmeyda
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Championship: /v/ Tag-Team
  • Tornado-Tag

Elimination By
Phoenix Wright Garcian Smith
Killer2 Winner

Regaining the Edge[edit | edit source]

Majima
Walter! I hope you're havin' a good time with your bitch right now!
Is she treating your wounds well, ya piece of shit?
She better be. Because after I'm done with ya tonight, you won't be able to stand up ever again.
And that goes for yer lil' dick too! Not like you don't have trouble getting it up already!
Those magazines sure expose a lot about the life of "famous" people.
I have finally found what I needed. What I missed all this time. What I should have never lost.
And that is my edge. But I'm also talking about something else...
Or, should I say... "someone"?

  1. Goro Majima
  2. Walter
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Walter Winner

hoy'd

/v/ Championship: Black Finale of the Millennium Championship[edit | edit source]

Pegasus
So here we are... The Grand Finale. The biggest stage of them all...
One day I will buy this arena and rename it "Wrestling Kingdom"
Erwin... Do you remember how much you dreamed about this day? Ever since you were a kid...
You once told me that you always wanted to defend this championship in such an important situation...
So Chris-boy, Danny-boy, both of you... Be prepared.
Because your King is about to make Erwin's dreams come true, yet again...
Even if I have to inflict you such horrible, horrible pain for that...

  1. Dan Schneider
  2. Chris Redfield
  3. Champion Maximillion Pegasus
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Championship: /v/
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Maximillion Pegasus Dan Schneider
Dan Schneider Winner

bad ending...

Rumble of the Black Sorcerer[edit | edit source]

Saihara
You! What do you think you are doing?
Agent 47
Oh, hello there, Faggler's little buddy! I'm just waiting for your friend to show up!
And then he can surrender to Black Battler, or suffer the consequences!
Saihara
I know what you're doing! I've investigated this long enough!
If enough people believe in a lie, if it starts to change their lives...
Then this lie can become the truth. It can become real.
Black Battler doesn't belong in our universe. He's here by some kind of... mistake.
Therefore, he can't affect our reality in any meaningful ways... Our reality wouldn't like that...
But, if enough people start believing in him... More than that, if Battler starts believing in him...
The he would become real to us too... That is your plan, isn't it? That is how you get rid of Battler!
Agent 47
Tsh! What are you talking about? I... There's nothing like that!
Black Battler is the one behind it all! Hell... He... I... He even killed Kinzo! He did that too!
I lied! Black Battler is the one behind the attacks AND Kinzo's death. I didn't do any of it!
Saihara
Either way... Your lie ends tonight. Because I know the only one capable of putting an end to this.
The only one capable of hurting Black Battler... and also being hurt by him.
And he's coming. And i've got the Battle Bib ready for him. Your time is over, 47!

  1. Battler Ushiromiya (Truth Counter: 5×Pin)
  2. Black Battler (Truth Counter: 1×Pin, 1×Sub)
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Ironman 20'

Battler Ushiromiya Winner

A legendary fight where Ushiromiya Battler fights for the truth, while Black Battler fights to turn the forgery of his existence into truth and be real to this world. As soon as the match began, Agent 47 attacked Battler from behind, backing up the lie he's fed all this time. Battler fought like never before as the the Red Truth counter went up and the destiny of either Battler's existence was on the line. While B. Battler seemed to gain the belief of the crowd at first, in the end Battler's wrestling prowess accompanied by his 5 Red Truths won the crowd over into believing him, undoing the existence of B. Battler once, and hopefully, for all.


Battler
And, with this, I'll finish you off! I will deny you once and for all!
Allow me to go over the case, one more time:
Kinzo Ushiromiya was alone when he died. The body wasn't found until it was already decomposing.
The exact cause of death couldn't be determined by our detectives. But the scenario doesn't point to a direct murder, like a gunshot.
The room was locked and contained no secret passages, therefore no one could enter or leave it.
47 claims the backstage attacks were done by "Black Battler". However, evidence indicates that it was the work of two people.
47's best friend and partner, Payne, has been missing lately.
At the same time, that fact doesn't disprove his involvement with the situation.
If "Black Battler" hasn't been able to directly affect our reality, he doesn't belong in it.
If "Black Battler" hasn't been able to participate on Kinzo's murder or the assaults, he hasn't affected our reality as of now.
Therefore, by declaring the following, I am denying your existence:
1) Kinzo Ushiromiya was dead the entire time.
2) The Agents of Payne were responsible for the backstage assaults.
B. Battler
...
God...Damn...You...

End of The Final Rumble Season 3: Rumble of the Black Sorcerer

EPILOGUE: Metal Rumble Solid[edit | edit source]

???
And this, as you can see, is why I'm very interested in buying this brand.
It has very big potential to deliver interesting stories to consumers!
I ask you to watch the rest if interested! It's very good!
Up next in our company movie night, "The best of TFR, Volume 2"
...
...Did you rike it?

BONUS: Team TFR vs. Lucha AAA[edit | edit source]

  1. Vergil, Van Darkholme, Manny Pardo, Kotomine Kirei
  2. Team AAA ― Konnan, El Zorro, Abismo Negro + La Parka
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Elimination
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By Details
El Zorro Van Darkholme count-out
Abismo Negro Kotomine Kirei count-out
Van Darkholme La Parka
Vergil rollup
Kotomine Kirei submission
La Parka Manny Pardo
Manny Pardo Konnan
Team AAA Winner

An epic 1h bonus match where TFR's finest jobbers fight Lucha AAA's legends, including Mr. Bones' avatar, La Parka.