TFR Season 3 Episode 2

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The third episode of TFR Season 3. The game is WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain.

Parts of the episode are missing, and has been reconstructed with thread hints and match histories.

Umbrella's Bring Your Son to Work Day[edit | edit source]

  1. Albert Wesker
  2. Steve Burnside
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Singles

Albert Wesker Winner

Formerly Not Fed & Sed[edit | edit source]

  1. The ButterfliesAniki & Ricardo Milos
  2. Feed & SeedSneed & Chuck
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
Ricardo Milos Sneed
Feed & Seed Winner

What a Story Ark[edit | edit source]

  1. Arkantos
  2. Tommy Wiseau
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Singles

Tommy Wiseau Winner

TV World Fools[edit | edit source]

Adachi
Detective log #3, day 3: I am still stuck in the TV with that caveman over there.
Nero
TOMBOY! HYAAA! UNGA! BUNGA!
Adachi
He's been fighting the Shadows around here nonstop.
D-Don't get me wrong! I'm 100% fine with him doing all of that work in that regard!
He just won't shut up...
Nero
ONE! TW-THRE-FOU-YEAAHH! GERBERA!
Adachi
Now I know what it's like to be that nutjob Namatame...
I'm starting to think there isn't an exit from this world without external assistance.
Which means-
Nero
WOOOOOO! SHIT YEAH!
Adachi
Which means th-
Nero
HEEELTEEER SKELTEEER!
Adachi
Can you just shut your mouth for a second, you BRAT?
Nero
UP YOURS, "PAL"!
Adachi
...
I think the only way out of this world is going to require, *sigh*, Yu...
This stuff could seriously make for a good novel adaptation, though! Imagine the cash I could make!
... Nah, I think I'll leave this audio log here for someone to randomly come across in the future.
That's probably my best option...

Escaping the Summer of 03'[edit | edit source]

  1. Kevin Nash
  2. Eddie Guerrero

Lumberjacks: D-Von Dudley, Shelton Benjamin, The Rock, Booker T

  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Lumberjack

Kevin Nash Winner

Jackass: Special of Hell[edit | edit source]

  1. Johnny Knoxville
  2. Doomguy
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • 3 Stages of Hell
  • TLC

Johnny Knoxville Winner

  1. Johnny Knoxville
  2. Doomguy
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • 3 Stages of Hell
  • Hell in a Cell

Doomguy Winner

  1. Johnny Knoxville
  2. Doomguy
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • 3 Stages of Hell
  • Last Man Standing

📷Gallery
Doomguy Winner

The Tape Stealer[edit | edit source]

  1. Raidou Kuzunoha
  2. Eric Sparrow
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Steel Cage Escape

Eric Sparrow Winner

He stole the fucking win. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

Propane: Required[edit | edit source]

  1. HANK
  2. Hank J. Wimbleton
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Extreme Rules

Hank J. Wimbleton Winner

Donte's Prom Date[edit | edit source]

  1. Van Darkholme
  2. Donte
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Referee: Beargin
  • Contendership: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contenders
  • Singles

Donte Winner

Donte challenges Van for a shot at the tag-team titles. As expected, it's not on the sons of Sperdo's nature to play fair... just how Van likes it.

Richtofen Checks Up on the Kronorium[edit | edit source]

Richtofen
It is imperative that I do research on the man who hold the Focusing Stone.
After all, we can't just charge in blindly.
..."Christian Weston Chandler, once named Christoper Weston Chandler...
..."und now known as Christine Weston Chandler... Not to be confused with Ian Brandon Anderson...
"...who is the name of the impostor, except it IS Chris under the guise 'I Be Chandler'..."
What in the name of the Aether am I reading? I think I'm losing IQ points. Nein, I'm skipping ahead.
Ah, here we go; "CWCVille Origins". This should be useful information.
"Chapter one : The Stone Age. During the Stone Age..."
...
... What?
Why is the rest of the page blank?
Why are the following pages blank?!
FINE! I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING. WE'RE DOING IT BLIND!

Night of Breaking Curses[edit | edit source]

  1. Battler
  2. CJ
  3. Sebastian Lacroix
  4. Mrs. X
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Fatal-4-Way
  • Elimination

Elimination By
Sebastian Lacroix Battler
Mrs. X CJ
CJ Battler
Battler Winner

Holy shit he finally did it, he won a multi-man match.

Lords of the Locker Room[edit | edit source]

  1. Mark Wolff
  2. Van Darkholme
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Stage: The Locker Room
  • Backstage Brawl

Van Darkholme Winner by Submission

A match that was a recreation of Lords of the Locker Rooms 1:1 except for the outcome, we saw Van and Wolff beat each other to the audio of the video, it was practically as watching the original video happening in the TFRverse. In the end, Van beat Mark by submission.

Arthur's Reply to Pegasus[edit | edit source]

Arthur
That Pegasus feller has been ramblin' on for a couple weeks now after his ol' buddy got splattered...
People die all the time, friend, and some-a-those times I'm unfortunate enough to be their reaper.
You're actin' just as crazy as Dutch with yer imaginary friend.
I think you gotta let it go...
If you want my "professional" advice, I'll ask ya to drop that strap of yours, so you can have time to relax.
... If you don't wanna do that, then I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you the hard way.
And believe me, partner, you don't want me to do it the hard way...

King of Jobbers Championship: Eliminating the Clergyman[edit | edit source]

  1. Champion Kotomine Kirei (F/z)
  2. Agent 47
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Championship: King of Jobbers
  • Singles

Agent 47 Winner

BONUS: Hardcore Times Square Brawl ft. Ico[edit | edit source]

  1. Hank J. Wimbleton
  2. Ico
  3. Johnny Knoxville
  4. Battler
  5. Undertaker
  6. Richtofen
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Stage: Times Square
  • Time Limit 10'
  • Hardcore

No Contest

※Ico was a character already present on the save

A match where only the last pin counts for the victory.

Only Ico and Hank were actually fighting, Battler was building up speed in a corner and the rest were rolling around in gay baby jail corner.

BONUS: Hardcore Storage Brawl ft. Ico[edit | edit source]

  1. Johnny Knoxville
  2. Hank J. Wimbleton
  3. Battler
  4. Richtofen
  5. Undertaker
  6. Ico
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Stage: Backstage Storage
  • Time Limit 10'
  • Hardcore

Fall By
Johnny Knoxville Undertaker
Undertaker Winner

Undercarder was the only one to pin.

Cope Island Intermission III[edit | edit source]

Kiryu and Jill Stingray have a baby called Lucas, but they decided to have a very, very late stage abortion and Lucas was replaced with someone different, more evil and sinister: Jackson. We confess to Kaede Akamatsu. Kirigiri reluctantly makes friends with Hannya Man. Trish proposes to Pegachad and they go honeymoon. OP has first fight with Deadweight but makes up. Alice becomes friends with Salmo Doc. Armstrong is reported on the news as goin flying straight into the twin towers of Cope Island, and thtat's why there's only one now. A gameboy survived stupid conditions again, goddamn Nintendium. Door-kun challenges God/Nyx by staring into the sky. Ricardo Milos is tormented with always thinking about eternal suffering. Kevin Nash is in denial about the SUMMER 92' and apparently likes bulbasaurs and big black men now. Central enjoys masturbating to Snek doujins apparently and wants a snek waifu, also wahluigi does too. We had a fight with Door-kun but made up.