TFR Season 3 Episode 1

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Second episode of Season 3. The game used is WWF No Mercy.

Zeit Kompression[edit | edit source]

Everyone! If you could so please gather around, i believe i have all of your answers!
I understand that not EVERYONE had experience with this kind of anomaly like myself...
So i will try to explain as simply as i possibly can.
Our very reality exists because it is strong enough to maintain itself, kind of like the muscles in the human body.
When you exercise and eat healthy goods, your muscles get the nutrients to maintain themselves, ja?
When ze Demon King ate that infernal fruit, he had gained power beyond your wildest imaginations.
I say "your", but i know the source of TRUE power.
No, i will not explain further.
No, you do not want to know further.
Back to ze topic at hand.
Now, even though the Demon King had all of zat power, he did not have the strength to control it himself.
With an incapable wielder of power at the reigns, our reality began to distort and change.
That caused slight phenomenons like the "time loop".
When the Dämonenbrüde defeated Todd und split him into two...
All of the power of reality itself, which coursed through his veins, had been released.
With all of that power suddenly restored in an instant, the large amounts of energy manifesting itself was too great for the universe to handle.
Think of a great computer, one that takes a large amount of electricity to power.
You do not zap it full power to turn it on, do you?
Well, our reality just got zapped by the biggest verdammt Tesla coil in all of history...
Und now it is "short circuiting".
This reality, it's past present and future, are beginning to collide onto itself.
We are not time travelling, but rather time is travelling to us...

NWF vs. FMS: The Rematch[edit | edit source]

  1. Fred & LeonThe Paranormal Patrol (NWF)
  2. Chris & TherapistThe Therapy (FMS)
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
Fred Jones Chris Redfield
The Therapy Winner

One of, if not, the longest opening match ever in TFR history lasting for around 26 minutes, with kino Weird Al music and DADADADADADA, and ends with the kino sync of Weird Al and Chris's victory pin.

On the Trail of the Miami Mutilator[edit | edit source]

  1. Manny Pardo
  2. Chris Benoit
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Singles

Manny Pardo Winner by Sub

Made Benoit tap just like he would his own daughter.

War of the Referees[edit | edit source]

  1. White Ref
  2. Black Ref
  3. Vorgin
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Black Ref Vorgin
Vorgin Winner

The debut of the refs.... and their last match.

Grand Theft Wrestling 3[edit | edit source]

  1. Claude
  2. Tommy Vercetti
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Steel Cage Escape

Claude Winner

Battle for the PS1 Atlus 100k[edit | edit source]

  1. Chaos Hero
  2. Mark
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • For: $100k case
  • Ladder

Chaos Hero Winner

SMT finally won.

Champions of /vr/ Shooters[edit | edit source]

  1. Doomguy
  2. Duke Nukem
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Hardcore

Duke Nukem Winner

The Doctor's Plan and Multi-Dimensional Shenanigans[edit | edit source]

If my calculations are correct... We will be zipped to a new place in around the same time tonight as it happened last week.
There is only one way to fix our reality. I cannot tell you how, I can only ask that you trust me und assist me.
... That is the state of all our lives. Does anyone have a question?
No? Wunderbar.
Do know this, i am ALMOST certain only OUR reality is affected.
However, even though there are multiple realities, there is only one flow of time.
Someone in a different world might not me travelling through space and time with us...
But they are certainly feeling the effects of time resetting a few minutes back.
Now, when ze time comes for my grand scheme to fix reality to happen, you will be told.
In the meantime, just do what you normally do, as if this were just another Friday.

Cope Island Intermission II[edit | edit source]

In this gaze at Off-Season 2, Ja/ck/ tries to set up V and Lady, and fails spectacularly (because V already loves OP), afterwards Claire AGAIN tries to set up Lady with someone (this time 47) and fails. Afterwards Alice proposes to Walter, gives op the mobile that Majima gave to her, and after the wedding (which Majima was not invited to) went to vacation on Tahiti. Hoy. Afterwards Kirigiri becomes friend with dogfuck-Jill. Ja/ck/ invites people to a BBQ but his poor cooking only gets him smoked in the face. Battler continues being a cunnyseur and becomes friends with Samantha. Afterwards, Ricardo Milos proposes to ChatsWaifu (;_;) and have a honeymoon on Africa of all places. Finally, Armstrong proposes to La Creatura, finishing his sacrifice for the good of Cope Island ;_;7 afterward they go to honeymoon in Hawaii.

Mercen-Ass-ries[edit | edit source]

  1. Aniki & Ricardo MilosThe Butterflies
  2. Clark Still & Ralf Jones
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Tornado-Tag
  • Hardcore

Elimination By
Aniki Clark Still
TEAM Clark Still Winner

Locker Room Hitmen[edit | edit source]

  1. Agent 47
  2. Van Darkholme
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Hardcore

47 Winner

Early Seekers of Love and Peace[edit | edit source]

  1. Vash the Stampede
  2. Griffith
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Singles

Vash the Stampede Winner

Face-up Mind Crush[edit | edit source]

Wonderful! You did it, Erwin! Marvelous! Excellent!
You... You fulfilled your dream! Your destiny! You're the Champion!
Hah.... Hahahah....
And now, i will help you keep it! We must stop any of the peasants that come for our Millennium Championship!
That's what i'm calling it now! Isn't it great, Erwin?
Not only shall we stop them... We'll send them STRAIGHT TO THE SHADOW REALM!
They too, shall learn what it is like to live in darkness...
Riiight, Arthur-boy?

Pre-Conspiracy Pointmen[edit | edit source]

  1. JC Denton
  2. Gordon Freeman
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Singles

JC Denton Winner

4-way Magical Clash[edit | edit source]

  1. Battler
  2. Balthios James
  3. Dracula
  4. Richtofen
  • Game: WWF No Mercy
  • Contendership: /v/ #3 Contender
  • Fatal-4-Way
  • Elimination

Elimination By
Balthios James Richtofen
Richtofen Dracula
Dracula Winner

And then, the world shifts again...

Cope Island Intermission II.5[edit | edit source]

After the final match, we got to see Cope Island again. We see that Stingray wants a babby with Kiryu (Holy shit after like 7 games he finally is not a virgin), and Kiryu became our friend. Lady has feelings for 47 and asks OP for help, afterwards Lady walks up to 47 and just screams "BATTLER IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY", and 47 falls for her in the spot. Afterwards dogf-Jill makes friends with Kirigiri so they can get knotted together. Alice decides to introduce fucking Ritchofen and Samantha romantically out of nowhere, apparently the doc always wanted Sam's cunny it seems. Dogfu-Jill won a leaf race and IT REALLY AFFECTED US. Pixy was seen flying around CI, to which Ja/ck/ replied with "World Peace". Meanwhile, Dutch has a pineapple-oriented dating course (Wright said he took it as a joke, but it changed his life. Maybe now he'll fuck Maya.) an it is known he sends people on honeymoons to Tahiti, could this be part of the plan...? The change of timelines has made OP the most popular in CI. Finally, La Creatura went along their mindslave Armstrong to Germany to spread their influences and contamination.