S2E9

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Geralt is Back for More Zoomering[edit | edit source]

  1. Geralt of Rivia
  2. Zoomer
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Zoomer Winner

※the arena barricades were plastered with Fallout 76 posters.

Arguably more embarrassing than the previous week since this was a completely clean victory.

Fighters in the Priest's Path[edit | edit source]

  1. Arthur Morgan
  2. Joshua Graham
  3. Raidou Kuzunoha
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Contendership: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Joshua Graham Arthur Morgan
Arthur Morgan Winner

The Right to Racism[edit | edit source]

  1. Robert
  2. Spider-Man
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Robert Winner

Racism is OVER

Failed Contracts and Bloody Rivalries[edit | edit source]

Agent 47
God dammit Payne, how did we fail that contract?
We had plenty of shots yet that FAGGOT got away! THAT HOMO! JUST LIKE THAT!
Payne
I... don't know. Maybe... we weren't good enough?
Agent 47
What do you MEAN we weren't good enough? I always finish off my targets, dammit!
We're the best tag team this world has ever seen! And we don't need hair for that!
Payne
I... just don't think we are okay right now, partner...
Agent 47
What do we do, then?
Payne
Nowhere to go...
I... don't know.
Agent 47
We NEED another target! And we won't fail next time!
Payne
...Yeah.

Calling to the Greater American Model[edit | edit source]

  1. Jacket (Don Juan)
  2. Mr. America
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Jacket Winner

/v/ Tag-Team Championship: Mystery Masters Solve the Baker Title Case[edit | edit source]

  1. The Mystery MastersBattler & Phoenix Wright
  2. The BakersJack Baker & Joe Baker
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Championship: /v/ Tag-Team
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
Joe Baker Phoenix Wright
The Mystery Masters Winner

Nero's Deadweightening[edit | edit source]

Nero
Huh... A hospital?
Oh... I remember what happened now!
I'm lucky to have survived that. I need to call Kyrie...
DOC! HEEEEEY, OVER HERE!
Where the hell is Dante? Where did he go?
Piccolo
Oh. That guy went out the door running a while ago.
He told me not to let the "dead weight" go after him.
Nero
THAT BASTARD CALLED ME "DEAD WEIGHT"? I DIDN'T FIGHT THOSE TWO DEMONS FOR NOTHING!
DOC, I'M TAKING THE TOMBOY AND GOING, SCREW YOU AND SCREW HIM!
Piccolo
He... didn't even take his dose today. Weird guy.
And what the hell is a "tomboy"?

The Battle of the Excluded[edit | edit source]

  1. Drake Bell
  2. Steve (JUST)
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Drake Bell Winner

The winner of the match will be given $5.

OH NO NO NO NO NO STEVEBROS

Racing Otakus[edit | edit source]

  1. Travis Touchdown
  2. Shingo Shoji
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Travis Touchdown Winner

The Soldiers against the Demon King are Gathered[edit | edit source]

Erwin
And this, my soldiers, is how we'll start our counter-attack!
Does anyone have a question? Do you all agree with this plan?
Everyone
.............
Fred
To be frank,
I THINK YOUR PLAN SUCKS!
Aniki
Is this guy an artist? A performance artist?
Majima
Sounds more like a con man to me.
???
Hahah...HAHAHAHAHA! Wonderful
Pegasus
Excellent plan! As expected of my dear friend and commander!
Now, peasants, you must keep one thing in mind:
If you don't follow that man's orders, not only will you live in the "Howard Reality"...
You'll also be sent to the Shadow Realm!
Now, Erwin, if you would please continue...
Erwin
Thank you, Max.
Now, for another piece of news...
The King has used part of his fortune to hire a certain group of "Mystery men" you might know.
They will not work on the frontlines like you. Instead, their job will be investigating.
We'll attempt to find new information on how Todd's demon power works.
We will also learn more about his "servants", or "minions".
And with that, this meeting is concluded.
DEDICATE YOUR HEARTS!

Bethesda Merchandise Denied[edit | edit source]

  1. Men With a PlanDutch van der Linde & Ruber
  2. The Motel SurvivorsKenny & Lee Everett
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Tornado-Tag

Elimination By
Dutch van der Linde Lee Everett
The Motel Survivors Winner

/v/ Championship: Rising Revengeance Rematch[edit | edit source]

  1. Champion Senator Armstrong
  2. Raiden
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Championship: /v/
  • Singles

Senator Armstrong Winner

The War for the Blood of Sparda[edit | edit source]

  1. Dante
  2. Nelo Angelo
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Nelo Angelo Winner

Waking up from the hospital bed, Dante rushed in the fray to settle things with his brother's darker half. Despite his efforts, Dante simply couldn't withstand the numerous Starfalls and Yamatos that were dished out and fell to his brother. After the match, Nelo pulled Dante back into the ring for more punishment. Just when all seemed lost for Dante, V suddenly appeared. Knowing what needed to be done, V rescued Dante from Nelo's assault and took it upon himself to finish the fight with his other half once and for all.

Noble Sacrifice from a Demon's Lesser Half[edit | edit source]

???
"So, if all do their duty,
they need not fear harm."
So it is written.
Dante's war... is meaningless.
The outcome... matters not.
I do not want to end this battle with my own hands... I have to.
Because it does not matter how much power you obtain, as long as you still remember:
You... and i... are one.

(V attacks Nelo from behind, before diving into him from up high and creating a blinding flash as they fuse)
The Alpha and the Omega
Vergil

BONUS: V's Farewell[edit | edit source]

  1. V (1)
  2. HUNK (4×KO,1×Sub)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Ironman 20'

Nelo Angelo Winner

KWAB