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Retirement Home Mindhacking[edit | edit source]

  1. Delta
  2. Boomer
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Delta Winner by Submission
A pretty short and uneventful match. Until Delta showed off powers never before seen, by teleporting behind Boomer in the middle of the contest and immediately MINDHACCing him into submission.

An Assassin on Battler's Back[edit | edit source]

  1. Battler
  2. Brendan Fraser
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Delta Winner by DQ
※Battler was attacked by Agent 47, which DQ'd Brendan.

The Sperdo Brothers Leave to Fight the Molded Brothers[edit | edit source]

Donte
VOOOOOOOORGIIIIIIIIIN! DID YOU TELL DAD A BEDTIME STORY?
Vorgin
I didn't do anything! Old man just went unconscious out of nowhere!
Hey! Maybe he thought about that asian chick and all his blood went to his dick! heheheh...
Donte
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING TALKING ABOOOOOOUT?
Vorgin
Mine is bigger... Heheheh...
Donte
Maybe we should free that fucker we left in the van!
Vorgin
We should do that. I just got a call and we have a match scheduled tonight!
Donte
A match? This shit will be fun! We haven't had one in ages!
And someone's gotta take care of our old man... GOD DAMMIT VORGIN I THINK HE JUST SHAT HIMSELF!
Vorgin
I think it's better for us to go already. It's up next!

  1. The Sons of SperdoDonte & Vorgin
  2. The BakersJack Baker & Joe Baker
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Contendership: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contenders
  • Tag-Team

Crash
One of the best tag team matches that never was. After many minutes of action, and incredible moves by the Sons of Sperdo, who were on top during most of the time, the game crashed. And what was an instant classic became one of the most frustrating matches in TFR history.

※OP ran a simulation of the match afterwards where the Bakers won, but chat decided to have the match again as bonus at the end of episode to decide who gets the contendership.

Ayys Must Burn[edit | edit source]

  1. The Chosen Hunter
  2. Joshua Graham
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Joshua Graham Winner
Making up for the frustration, Mr. Vip Killer and The Chosen Incel fought in what was a brutal match, even without the use of weapons or blood. Just after the start of the match, they went to the crowd area and started a long brawl in a style reminiscent of Snake vs Ocelot from MGS4, with both wrestlers pacing back and forth, just punching the shit out of each other all the while Johnny Guitar plays. This ended with Graham kicking out of TWO finishers in a row, and countering the third into a perfect God's Last Gift for the 3-count.

King of the Ring Board Tournament Round 2-1[edit | edit source]

/tv/ Robert /o/ Shingo Shoji
/asp/ Vinnie Vegas /tv/ Robert Ja/ck/
/a/ Maximillion Pegasus /a/ Maximillion Pegasus
/a/ Maximillion Pegasus /v/ HUNK
/sp/ Tom Brady /k/ Gun Jesus
  1. Maximillion Pegasus(/a/)
  2. Robert(/tv/)
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Maximillion Pegasus Winner
Quick trip to the shadow realm.

The Champion of /v/ has Self-Extracted[edit | edit source]

HUNK
Last week, i defeated the man who was once my boss. And that made me realize one thing.
I don't actually have a boss. I am just a mercenary. And this job isn't paying well enough.
So, as of right now, i'm declaring my extraction from this company. I shall return to HQ. My mission is complete.
I've left the title backstage, and the people behind the scenes may do as they please with it.
As for the tournament and the matters regarding that demon... This is war.
Survival is YOUR responsibility.
HUNK our.

Umbrella HQ's Goodbye Party[edit | edit source]

  1. The U.S.S.VECTOR & Ghost
  2. The ButterfliesAniki & Ricardo + Mr. X
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Tag-Team
  • Handicap

Elimination By
VECTOR Aniki
Team ANIKI Winner
Mr. X didn't even tag in lol

The Gamer Behind the Clown Mask[edit | edit source]

The Joker
Throughout the years, my kind has been victim of others, again and again.
Sometimes, we were made fun of for not being big or muscular enough.
Sometimes, we were unfairly treated like criminals.
And through it all, we had a common enemy.
And because of everything, i have decided.
It's time for me to truly rise up and do my part.
Anyone who has ever wronged one of us will pay dearly.
And to do that, first i will reveal myself to this putrid world.
No more masks. I won't hide behind a persona any longer.
And after all is said and done, society will be free of them...
Bitches and whores.

Four of Desire[edit | edit source]

  1. Big Smoke
  2. Kinzo Ushiromiya
  3. Rando
  4. Phoenix Wright
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Contendership: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
  • Falls Count Anywhere
  • Fatal-4-Way
  • Elimination

Elimination By
Big Smoke Rando
Kinzo Ushiromiya Phoenix Wright
Phoenix Wright Rando
Rando Winner

Zoomers Never Cry[edit | edit source]

  1. Zoomer
  2. Bane
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Singles

Bane Winner by DQ
In what was expected to be a squash in favour of Bane, Zoomer showed off his true power. Coming out to "Devils Never Cry" for an unknown reason (thanks, JewK games), he was unstoppable and absolutely dabbed on the Big Guy. The match ended in a disqualification after Bane got punched in the balls. Many say, however, that Zoomer gave him a pity win.

Mr. Mime Must Be Stopped[edit | edit source]

  1. Commissioner Gordon
  2. Gold
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Tables

Commissioner Gordon Winner

/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/[edit | edit source]

  1. Mr. America
  2. Arthur Morgan
  3. Edward Richtofen
  4. Adam Jensen
  5. Fargoth
  6. JC Denton
  7. Steve
  8. V
  9. Bane
  10. Alucard
  11. Spiderman
  12. Serge
  13. The Janitor
  14. Brendan Fraser
  15. Nagito Komaeda
  16. Nero
  17. Dutch Van der Linde
  18. Albert Wesker
  19. Goro Majima
  20. Van Darkholme
  21. Battler
  22. Agent 47
  23. Joshua Graham
  24. Travis Touchdown
  25. Geralt of Rivia
  26. Mastema
  27. Maximillion Pegasus
  28. Robert
  29. Raiden
  30. Doctor Piccolo
Iconic Match
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Championship: /v/
  • Royal Rumble

📷Gallery
Elimination By @
Edward Richtofen Arthur Morgan 04
Arthur Morgan Mr. America + Jensen
Mr. America Adam Jensen 05
Fargoth JC Denton 07
Adam Jensen 09
V 11
Spiderman Steve
Steve Serge + Alucard 12
JC Denton Bane 13
Alucard The Janitor
Nero Bane 17
Dutch van der Linde The Janitor 19
Goro Majima Bane
The Janitor
Brendan Fraser Serge 20
Albert Wesker Agent 47 22
Bane Nagito Komaeda
Nagito Komaeda Joshua Graham 23
Agent 47 25
Van Darkholme Geralt of Rivia
Geralt of Rivia Battler 26
Serge Raiden 29
Battler Maximillion Pegasus
Joshua Graham Raiden
Robert 30
Dr. Piccolo Travis Touchdown
Travis Touchdown Maximillion Pegasus
Mastema Raiden
Maximillion Pegasus
Delta Order
# Name
10 Serge
08 Bane
03 JC Denton
Travis Touchdown
Nagito Komaeda
02 Mr. America
Battler
Mastema
Maximillion Pegasus
01 Adam Jensen
Steve
The Janitor
Brendan Fraser
Joshua Graham
Raiden
00 Arthur Morgan
Alucard
Van Darkholme
-1 Fargoth
-2 Edward Richtofen
V
Albert Wesker
-3 Agent 47
Robert
-4 Spiderman
Geralt of Rivia
Dr. Piccolo
-5 Nero
Dutch van der Linde
-6 Goro Majima
Raiden Winner
In a great match that had the debut of Travis Touchdown and amazing performances by Serge and Bane (fueled by rage after being hit in the small guys), Raiden (thinking this was a VR porn orgy) and Pegasus had a stand-off, and a brawl that almost turned into a regular one-on-one match, until Jack the Ripper got the win, and along with it, the /v/ Championship belt.

Therapist Confronts the Demon[edit | edit source]

Therapist
Last week i said i was here to kick some ass, and that's just what i did!
However, talking to that demon's servant afterwards, i realized something.
We don't really need to solve things by fighting.
So Todd, if that even is your real name, why don't you come out so we can have a chat?
I believe we can talk this out. A deal of sorts. Trust me.
So come on, "Todd". What do you say?

(signal distorts, lights go out, Nelo Angelo appears behind Therapist, who tries to fight and is btfo)

RE: The Sperdo Brothers Leave to Fight the Molded Brothers[edit | edit source]

  1. The Sons of SperdoDonte & Vorgin
  2. The BakersJack Baker & Joe Baker
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Contendership: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contenders
  • Tornado-Tag

Elimination By
Vorgin Joe Baker
The Bakers Winner
※OP accidentally set the match against The Butterflies on accident at first, then restarting it correctly.

Zoomers Rising Up[edit | edit source]

  1. Zoomer
  2. Boomer
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K19
  • Hell-in-a-Cell

Zoomer Winner

Rankings[edit | edit source]