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Leon's Time At Chuck's[edit | edit source]

Leon
Haaahh, do you believe it?!
She had to become a hostess because of them. A HOSTESS!
In Coolsville, that has to be the dirtiest job anyone could take.
She was probably surrounded by terrible people, too!
Cum Bucket
...
Leon
But Fred told me... He's right...
I need to support her. How is she gonna get through this otherwise?
How can she endure working at such an awful, vile place?
Cum Bucket
Yeah... You're right in supporting her, indeed.
But, if I could give you some advice, maybe you should reconsider your views on hostesses?
They aren't that bad. They're honest people, I assure you!
Leon
Ahahahaha, you kidding me? Come on now.
The only hostesses I've heard of are whores who scam rich old men for money!
They're as bad as they come.
Cum Bucket
...Really? I'm sorry you've had such awful experiences though.
But don't worry, I'll cheer you up real good. Show you how things can be different...
Why don't you lay down for a moment?
Leon
Man, what a great place! I've never heard of bars with such comfy beds in them, free for clients to use.
You're making for good company, too. Although I don't know why you've been around me all night.
Cum Bucket
Don't worry about it... You'll se-
Hazz
Stop what you're doing right now! That's MY Cum Bucket!
Leon
Huh? Who the hell are you, old man?
I've picked plenty of bar fights before, if that's what you're here for!
Chuck
Pardon for the intrusion, gentlemen. But rules are rules, VIPs get top priority around here.
Listen, if you didn't realize... That's the President. I must follow his orders no matter what.
And so should you, really!
Leon
Huh? That walking cadaver is the President?
I don't remember him looking so old...
Chuck
Just understand what I'm doing here, alright?
Cum Bucket, if you would, can you please head to the premium suite with Mr. Hazz?
He's requesting your exclusivity for the night.
Cum Bucket
Well, I guess it is what it is... I've got no choice here.
Goodnight, Leon.
Chuck
I'm sorry, but if I can make up to you in any other way, do tell.
Leon
Wait, what's going on here?
Did he just get taken away like that? Against his will? That's kidnapping! He said he had no choice!
I've worked for the government, I know what happens when the president issues an order like that!
Are they gonna imprison him and make him into a test subject? Are they gonna make him glow in the dark?! Or kill him and pretend it's a suicide?
Chuck
Sir, there's nothing like that. It's just business.
Leon
Just business, huh? Bullshit! That's the excuse they always use!
Chuck
I'll send you our number 2 as an apology. Big Pussy should be arriving right now.
Leon
Who are you calling a pussy? Do you really think I'm just gonna sit down and take it like that?
What do you think this is? A hostess club? Where the richest guy just comes in and does whatever he wants?
Chuck
Uh, well, actually, yes, this is o-
Leon
I've had it. I'm gonna tell that guy what I think about his attitude.
I gotta do it, for Ada too...
He's gonna regret what he did! I just need another bottle first.
Now leave me alone!
Chuck
If it's alone time you want, sir... As long as you're paying...
Leon
Just one more sip... And there'll be hell to pay.

Arikado's Minuscule Promo[edit | edit source]

[LORE]

  1. Arikado Genya
  2. Zagreus
  • Singles

Winner NC

Arikado just left.

Opening Match?[edit | edit source]

  1. Arikado Genya
  2. Zagreus
  • Extreme Rules

📷Gallery
Winner Arikado Genya

Extra's First Client At Chuck's[edit | edit source]

  1. Extra
  2. Samoa Joe
  • Submission

Winner Samoa Joe

The Priest's Demands[edit | edit source]

Kirei
...I hope you understood my terms, Mr. General Manager.
They should be very comprehensible and affordable for someone such as you.
If you would ask me, this would be the way to go to keep this company afloat.
I've heard rumors about incidents that have been going on backstage...
Such incidents may come back to bite you at any time.
And if that happens, wouldn't you want to have a safety net to fall back on?
Such a deal would benefit the both of us, so I suggest you think it through.
Vitalik
Good try, Kirei. Very good try indeed.
But I'm not gonna let anyone get to my head. Not you, and not anyone else.
Your demands are unreasonable. Besides, I've got allies of my own already.
Not only that, but your ambitions have no legitimacy.
How can you guarantee that any of those plans of yours are going to work out?
Kirei
I see you insist in remaining foolish. Not like you have any taste for partnerships, either.
I can guarantee you, soon enough everyone in this company will be thirsting to be under our flag.
The group of people I've already assembled is nothing but praiseworthy. Our menu of talents is extremely vast.
Vitalik
I've already given my answer. We're not teaming up with you.
Kirei
Then I'm afraid you've got nothing left to do but regret it, Mr. General Manager. This RAW show of yours will burn to a crisp.
Vitalik
If you say so... I've got an idea.
Why don't you propose that brilliant partnership of yours to one of our best wrestlers instead?
He's also, in fact, a man that carries great influence. A whole nation of followers, even.
Maybe you can make some of them interested in your ventures, too?
Kirei
Oh, is that so? Have it your way, then. On the meantime, I'll be sure to make the most out of this opportunity.

  1. Kotomine Kirei
  2. Eren Yeager
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Winner Kotomine Kirei

Ushiromiya's Eight Training: Kinzo's Legendary VHS Tape[edit | edit source]

Kinzo
BATTLER!
Battler
A-AAHHHHHHHHH!!! STOP SCARING ME! W-WHAT IS IT NOW?!
Kinzo
...You did it. You finally managed to stand still for 15 minutes.
I need to say, you've surprised me.
Battler
I-I exceeded your expectations, grandfather?
Kinzo
No. It surprised me how you've managed to fail for so long in so many different ways!
Maybe you're more creative than I give you credit for.
Battler
Ihihihihi! Thanks! I knew I had it in me!
Kinzo
...That isn't a good thing. Well, moving on...
Next, I'm afraid it's time for you to learn from the best.
You know, I used to be a very popular wrestler back at my peak.
But I doubt you've seen any of my matches yet. The tapes for those are not easily available nowadays.
For some reason, any recordings of wrestling back then has become increasingly rare in the recent years.
But... I've got my best match ever recorded here.
A legendary bout I had against the patriarch of the Sonozaki Family himself...
The King of Aikido... Steven Sonozaki.
I don't know if your eyes are worthy of watching such a masterpiece.
But as my grandchild, I'll entrust this mission to you, Battler.
Watch it. Replay it as many times as you want, and take notes.
This is some very valuable knowledge you'll be getting.
Battler
I see! We need to take a step back sometimes to learn about stuff... Is that what you're telling me?
Don't worry, grandfather! I'll make sure to carry on your legacy in that ring!
Kinzo
...I would be more than happy if you do as much as not ruin it, to tell the truth.
Battler
A-Ah, you don't n-need to worry about t-that!
So, what are you gonna be doing while I'm busy with this? Just curious.
Kinzo
...Staring at my painting of Beatoriche and hoping she suddenly starts moving, of course.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BEATORIIIIIIICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
IF ONLY I HAD A VHS TAPE OF YOU IN THE SHOWER, I WOULD WATCH NOTHING ELSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

  1. Young Ushiromiya Kinzo (no es peleador viejo) (2)
  2. Steven Sonozaki (0)
  • 2/3 Falls

📷Gallery
Winner Ushiromiya Kinzo
Notes Steven let the young talent go over...

To Get In Smash[edit | edit source]

  1. Mario
  2. Tony Hawk
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Winner Kotomine Kirei
Notes Tony is now in smash

Haze Kills A Pedo So He Won't Be So Mad[edit | edit source]

Haze
Damn, that shit wasn't pleasant at all.
Asshole theraped me like there was no tomorrow...
I think my brain is even more fucked up than it already was now.
Hah, kidding. Not like I could become more of an ass even if I tried.
Damn... Everything really sucks, though.
I'm so mad. I'm gonna go kill a pedo so I won't be so mad.
...
Wait a moment, are there even children around here?
I don't know what's the policy on hiring them.
Knowing this shithole, though, they'd probably be letting even 5 year olds go out and wrestle...
Yep. See? I was right. They'll stop at nothing to make money.
Didn't seem like anyone was lusting after him, though...
Oh? What's that over there?
Jayden
Hey, Miyao, your sweat smells really good! *Sniiiiffffffffffff*
Did you sweat that much just from warming up? Hahahaha...
Can't wait to see how you'll look like when we get down to action!
Haze
Oh, that fucking creep!
Guess I found my next target after all...
Jayden
U-Uh, I mean, I w-wanna see how energetic you are in t-that ring!
You know what I-I'm talking about, r-right? Like, uh, we're both so young, so we have a lot of stamina, and...
Haze
...Well, nevermind. Guess they're around the same age after all.
Hmmm? What's that guy doing snooping around?
Taking pictures of people without their consent?
...Yeah! He looks like a pedo, too!
Alright, that's it! I'm gonna crack his skull open and teach him a fucking lesson!

  1. Haze Stratos
  2. Tomitake Jirou
  • Singles

Winner Kotomine Kirei
Notes Tony is now in smash

Tomitake's Photographs[edit | edit source]

Jayden
Hey, what are you two doing?
Miyao
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?!
Jayden
Ah, that's your dad?! Alright Miyao, I've got this!
Haze
L-Let me go! I need to finish the job!
Miyao
Are you okay, dad?
Tomitake
Hahahah, why are you worrying about me?
I wasn't in danger here. We were just having a match, right?
And I won anyway... So it's fine, see!
Miyao
Yeah, but... What are you doing here in the first place?
Tomitake
You didn't know? Well, I guess I'm in more of a part-time schedule lately.
I'm a wrestler here. I just use a ring name that's different from my real one.
Jayden
H-Hello, sir, it's nice to meet you!
In fact, I've wanted to ask your permission for something very special the entire time...
Can I... Will you allow me to marry Miy-
Tomitake
Ah, sorry, sorry. I haven't properly introduced myself.
I'm Tomitake. A freelance photographer from Tokyo.
Jayden
Tomitake? Wait, Miyao, wasn't it-
Tomitake
Ah, hahahah, sorry, sorry! I introduced myself with my ring name, but I guess I should tell you my real one.
My name is Mitake Toujirou. Nice knowing you.
Haze
Really? Why the hell would you even bother changing your name to something that's barely any different?
Tomitake
Well, it's not that uncommon...
Haze
...Either way, you're that kid's dad, huh? And just what were you doing before our fight just now?
Tomitake
That? Well, I'm photographer after all.
See, here's some of my best work...
This is from the debut match of the world's first Robot wrestler. Well, turns out he wasn't that great.
This one... This one is from when Gregory Edgeworth pulled out a secret weapon on his fight against HUNK, just last week! I got the perfect shot!
...And this. Oh man, this. You know that place? The one where those two friends are hanging out?
Legend goes no one other than the owner and his family has stepped foot in that arena to this day.
Could it be... That those two are ghosts?!
Jayden
G-G-G-G-Ghosts???!!!
Miyao
T-There's no way, right? People walking around NXT? That can't be real... You're playing a trick on us, dad!
Haze
Hah, you kidding me? Those two dickheads are wrestlers at this very company!
Tomitake
...Don't listen to him, kids.
Anyway, well, those are from today. I think you're old enough to see this...
This is Coolsville's #2 hostess, Big Pussy!
Jayden
A-Aaahhhhhhh?!! T-Those lips? A-Awoooooooooogaaaaaa!
Miyao
I-I can see they're indeed very pretty...
Haze
Frequenting those shitholes isn't gonna do this place any good.
And neither will showing those kind of pictures to teenagers. The hell is wrong with you?
Tomitake
Well, uh, I also photographed some of the customers, if that's more to your liking.
Look, it's those two again! Could it be that they're haunting all of Coolsville's most infamous locations?
And here's the legendary head of the Sonozaki Family with his best friend and personal servant...
That servant of his is alone in this one. Wonder where Steven went.
Man, we could go all night with all the material I've gotten recently!
It's getting late, though, and I'm feeling kinda hungry. Do you wanna go grab something to eat?
Jayden
O-Of course! I'll gladly make myself part of this family gathering.
I mean, I'm gonna be part of the family soon, r-righ-
Miyao
Well, that was fun, dad. It's been a while since we spent time together like that.
Tomitake
Yeah, let's get going, then. And you, what a great match we put on out there!
Haze
...
Alright, alright, I'm not gonna lie. That WAS kind of fun.
Well, I don't know about fun, but at the very least I'm not as mad anymore.
Wait, he dropped something!
A photo... Of that guy with sunglasses...
Shit, I'm getting pissed off again!

Unlucky, Gotta Be[edit | edit source]

  1. Geralt of Rivia
  2. Bevi
  • Singles

Wrestler Elimination Details
Bevi Self Count-Out
📷Gallery
Winner Geralt of Rivia
Notes Bevi literally left for The Basement, match wasn't worth his time.

Tables for the Table God[edit | edit source]

  1. Apollo Justice
  2. Tazuna Joe
  3. Komaeda Nagito
  4. Gold
  5. Gene
Iconic Match
  • Tables
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination
Tazuna Joe Gene
Apollo Justice Tazuna Joe
Gold Apollo Justice
Komaeda Nagito Gold
📷Gallery
Winner Komaeda Nagito

ROYAL RUMBLE A[edit | edit source]

  1. Char Aznable
  2. Rance
  3. Tony Hawk
  4. Simon Blackquill
  5. Ruber
  6. Redfield's Therapist
  7. Brendan Fraser
  8. Albert Wesker
  9. Arthur Morgan
  10. No One
  • Contendership: TFR Title #2 Contender
  • Royal Rumble
    • Rumble Speed: Slow

Wrestler Elimination
Char Aznable Rance
Tony Hawk Char Aznable
Simon Blackquill Ruber
Therapist Simon Blacquill
Albert Wesker Tony Hawk
Therapist Arthur Morgan
No One Therapist
Albert Wesker Brendan Fraser
No One Albert Wesker
📷Gallery
Winner No One

ROYAL RUMBLE B[edit | edit source]

  1. Joshua Graham
  2. Dutch van der Linde
  3. Dante
  4. Mastema
  5. HUNK
  6. Heisenberg
  7. Geralt of Rivia
  8. Hijiri Jyoji
  9. Komaeda Nagito
  10. Central
  • Contendership: TFR Title #3 Contender
  • Royal Rumble
    • Rumble Speed: Med

Wrestler Elimination
HUNK Dante
Dutch van der Linde Joshua Graham
Heisenberg Dutch van der Linde
HUNK
Mastema Heisenberg
Komaeda Nagito Mastema
Hijiri Jyojy
Geralt of Rivia Central
Komaeda Nagito
Winner Geralt of Rivia

ROYAL RUMBLE C[edit | edit source]

  1. Zoomer
  2. Nero
  3. Max Payne
  4. Robo-Battler
  5. Regigigas
  6. Narushima Koga
  7. Robert
  8. Raiden
  9. Stork
  10. Sakakura Juzo
  • Contendership: TFR Title #4 Contender
  • Royal Rumble
    • Rumble Speed: Fast

Wrestler Elimination
Regigigas Nero
Robo-Battler
Max Payne Zoomer
Regigigas Narushima Koga
Max Payne Robert
Stork Max Payne
Sakakura Juzo
Raiden Stork
Regigigas Raiden
Winner Regigigas

The Assasination of the President[edit | edit source]

Leon
...Mmmmmmgh? W-Where am I?
Oh, right, I must've taken an accidental nap. It happens.
What was I going to- RIGHT, THE PRESIDENT!
Alright, the private suite... Why does a bar have a private suite again?
Well, apparently it's over there. Alright, I'm going in.
NOW LISTEN UP, YOU OLD FU-
Cum Bucket
...
M-Mr. President... W-What...
Leon
He- He got shot?! What the hell?!
Wait, the window is broken! Did it come from over there?!
Dammit, what's going on?
I didn't even get to tell this guy how much I hated his guts!
Can I catch up with that hitman? Shit, gotta run to the first floor!
Come on now, the door is right over the-
Chris
I still can't believe it. Enrico...
Wrong, that piece of shit. I never thought someone like that would be in our squad.
Piers
I'm sorry, captain.
Chris
It's fine, it's not like there was anything you could do.
You went the other way, after all.
And I should've done a better job. If anyone on my team goes down, it's my fault.
Piers
...We got unlucky, too... The communication systems went down for a moment.
That must've been when Enrico got attacked.
Chris
I let my guard down. Shit! Why do things have to be this way?!
Well... The only way to go is forward.
Huh? The hell happened here?
The place is in ruins! Did they know we were coming?
Piers
Captain! I'll go check if there's any victims.
Chris
Roger. I already see one myself... I'll handle him.
...That face... You must be Leon...
...
Beautifur genes. Like I heard from my sister before.
Fred
Leon! I'm so sorry, man! I was having fun all on my own, and I had no idea this cou-
...You... What have you done to Leon?
Chris
I just got here, he's-
Fred
GET AWAY FROM HIM RIGHT NOW, ASSHOLE!

Vs. Fred Jones, CEO of Mystery Inc. & Majima Goro, Patriarch of the Majima Family[edit | edit source]

  1. Chris Redfield
  2. Fred Jones
  3. + Majima Goro
  • Extreme rules
  • Singles
    • Triple-Threat

Wrestler Elimination
Fred Jones Majima Goro
Winner Fred Jones
Notes Majima suddenly joined in the middle of the match.

Aftermath of the Incident[edit | edit source]

Katsuya
Police! Everyone freeze!
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu-fu... It seems like the reports were indeed true.
The president himself. That's a big one.
Majima
Ah, they're here for me. Well, whatever I gotta do for the boss.
Guess I'm gonna be payin' a visit to my bro.
Ooishi
Katsuya, go get testimonies. I'll investigate the corpse. Everyone else, take the Shimano Family guy away.
He doesn't seem to be resisting, but he's very dangerous.
Katsuya
Roger!
Chris
...Ugh, did you calm down yet?
Fred
Hah, your punches... Where did you learn that?
Feels like you could crush boulders with them.
Chris
Things got out of hand real bad. Did you figure out yet?
Fred
Yeah, halfway through our fight. You weren't the one who did that to Leon, were you?
Chris
Couldn't have been me. I got here just before you showed up.
Fred
Right, hahah... My mistake, then! Sorry for that!
Chris
...Aren't you forgetting something?
Fred
Wait, dammit, I almost forgot! He needs to be taken to the hospital immediately!
Hang in there, Leon!
Chris
...Just what's going on here?
Katsuya
Alright, gentlemen, thanks for your testimonies. I'll handle things from now on.
...They got the goddamn president?
I don't know what he could be doing in an establishment like this, but that's such a troublesome case already.
As if dealing with those Yeagerists wasn't bad enough already.
Well, there goes any chances for me to get some sleep this week.
...Tatsuya, I'm sorry, but I might not be able to make those delicious cakes for you every morning.
I bet that's gonna make you so sad...
Either way, I should check on Ooishi. Wonder if he's got anything by now.
Ooishi, sir, how are things going?
...Ooishi? Are you busy with something?
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu-fu! How are things going, Suou? Can I take a look at your notes?
Katsuya
But weren't you- Actually, n-nevermind. Of course you can, sir!
Chris
So, down in that dungeon, I found this card.
It seems to be from one of your "hostesses". Could it be that they're involved in those underground criminal activities?
Could it be... That you're linked to it somehow?
Chuck
I-Uh... I... You see... Ah...
Cum Bucket
I don't think he's in conditions to answer that question.
He must be shocked, you know? With everything that went down tonight.
He lost so much... Can't you show some compassion?
Chris
I don't give a rat's ass about your "compassion". What are you gonna do about it?
I lost things that are a lot more precious to me than some shithole like this would be to anyone.
What? Do you wanna fight or something? I've got a lot left in the tank!
Cum Bucket
Sorry, brother, but I'm a pacifist. I refuse to throw fists like an animal.
But I also won't let my boss get treated like that!
Chris
Hmpf... You're really gonna keep hiding your game, huh? Well, guess I've got no other choi-
Chuck
Listen! I'll talk, okay? I'll talk!
Just... Give me some time. I'll tell you everything I know tomorrow.
Chris
I shouldn't trust someone like you with that...
But just this time, I'm willing to give you the benefit of doubt. You've got people willing to stand up for you, after all.
Tomorrow is your deadline. Either you give us all the info you have, or we'll be taking drastic measures...
Chuck
Y-Yes. Understood...

Investigation Into The Medical Office[edit | edit source]

Wright
Man, this really is going nowhere.
If only we had a lead on the ones conspiring against our investigation...
Well, at the very least I'm glad you recovered quick, Saihara.
You came back from this injury faster than John Cena came back from his tore pec in 2007.
Saihara
Yeah. That treatment was very quick and effective.
Almost seems weird. I never healed from an injury that quickly before.
Wright
...Wait, did you notice you're walking around with torn clothes?
What the hell? There's blood on this spot, too.
Saihara
Huh? No, I didn't notice that.
Wright
Doesn't it hurt? It looks pretty bad.
Saihara
Nope. Well, I recall it hurting a little, but it's pretty negligible.
Wright
That's pretty weird...
...Wait a minute, that song...

Edgeworth
Wright. Figured you would be back by now.
Wright
That was a hell of a entrance. Probably on par with The Undertaker at Wrestlemania XIV. Took just as long, too!
Didn't expect to see your face around here. Do you have any business with-
Edgeworth
Yes, it's my father again.
Wright
I saw what he's been doing. That can't be healthy.
Edgeworth
And it's not. That's why I need to take measures.
Wright
Do you know where he might be?
Edgeworth
Doctor's office, probably.
Wright
I'll go there with you.
Good evening, Mr. Edgeworth.
Edgeworth
Where's your doctor?
Gregory
He's busy with something. He'll be back shortly.
Edgeworth
Well, not like it matters. We're going out right now either way.
Gregory
Miles, please, I've felt no pain at all these past few days!
My neck, brain, and my whole body are all in top form.
I'm ready to do as many more diving headbutts as I need to entertain that crowd.
Didn't you see my classic with HUNK?
Edgeworth
I saw you getting clearly knocked out multiple times in that match, and forcing yourself to keep going.
Seriously, how can you tell me that doesn't hurt?
Gregory
But it doesn't. You know I'm no liar.
Edgeworth
Ugh... You're too old for this.
I don't care what you say, you're leaving the company, and you're leaving it now.
Your wrestling career should already have been over. Why do you keep pushing yourself?
Gregory
Hey! I know more about my body than you do!
Vitalik
What's going on here?
Keep the music down next time, Edgeworth. You just disturbed my precious sleep.
Wright
You...
Vitalik
Oh, hey there. Have you been eating, Wright? You sure got skinny...
I guess that's what the homeless life does to you. Can't say you didn't deserve it, though.
Wright
Interesting way to treat your employees, Mr. General Manager.
Edgeworth
How responsible of you to sleep during the show.
Gregory
Boss! My son over here thinks he knows more about wrestling than us old timers do!
Would you believe he thinks I should retire? I'm in the best shape of my life!
Vitalik
Oh? I'm afraid Greg here is right, Miles.
Not only does he have a lot more experience than you do, he also wrestles a lot more constantly.
You don't really have a hang of the day-to-day backstage issues like us two.
Edgeworth
You can't even properly manage your company. At this rate, injury rates will go up massively.
How are you gonna handle things when it gets to the point where you're paying a bunch of people to sit at home?
Vitalik
Hah, contracts aren't a problem for us at all. Don't worry.
Actually, on that topic, your father's isn't expiring anytime soon.
He has a few more years of bumping left in him, at the very least.
Edgeworth
His contract, huh? Is that gonna be your argument?
Would you like to try me and take this to court, then?
Vitalik
...
Have it your way. I can easily replace him after all.
Edgeworth
You're that afraid of my work as a prosecutor, I see.
Come on, father. I have somewhere I need to take you.
Gregory
Oh? Is dinner on you tonight? Sounds great!
Edgeworth
Wright, I'm sure I'll be seeing you again soon. Until then.
Saihara
...That sure was fishy.
Gregory claimed he was feeling great, but let's be honest...
No one that hits his head that much, that often would say they're still in conditions to fight.
Not during a visit to the infirmary, at least.
Wright
Yeah. But did you see Vitalik?
He looked like more of a coward than Seth Rollins during his 2014 heel run.
And he sure gave up quick, once Edgeworth threatened him with legal action.
Maybe he really is hiding something.
I should ask Kyle. Maybe he's learned something new.
...He isn't picking up.
No way... Maybe he got ambushed?
Saihara
Calm down. Let's think it through.
Did you notice the same thing I did?
Wright
Huh? What would that be?
Saihara
Gregory said he was doing great, even though he clearly shouldn't be feeling that well.
It's similar to my situation right now. I didn't notice my injuries either.
And we were treated by the same doctor, around the same time...
Wright
So, you mean-
Piccolo
Hm? What are you two doing? I didn't give you permission to look through my stuff.
You're no specialists! You can't be messing around a doctor's office, it's dangerous!
If you don't have any health issues to be taken care of, I shall ask that you to leave right now.
I must treat the patients that really need it.
Wright
Sorry, Doc, but what we have here might be even more important than any minor wrestling injury.
Saihara
We need to ask you a few questions.
Piccolo
I don't have time for you. If you don't leave right now...
I'm gonna have to kick you out of here. Personally.
Wright
Never thought I'd be throwing hands with you, Doc. Saihara, you're in bad shape, so let me handle it.
Saihara
You got this, Wright!
Piccolo
Now come on! After this, you're gonna need some medicine too!

Vs. Doctor Piccolo, TFR Staff[edit | edit source]

  1. Phoenix Wright
  2. Doctor Piccolo
  • Singles

Winner Doctor Piccolo

Wright
...Come on, Doc. We don't need to keep doing this!
Just go ahead and tell me! What's going on backstage?
What's with all the attacks? And why are Greg and Saihara feeling so well despite all their injuries!?
Piccolo
...You see...
Ah, dammit, I'm tired of this, too.
I don't know if it's worth it to keep this entire operation up at this point.
I mean... I've always took pride on my profession.
And this entire time I've worked so hard... Just to see the people I treated smile again.
Every day, after every dose they'd take...
They'd go "Thanks, Doc.". And it made it all worth it.
So, to risk it all, to throw it all away for someone else...
You're right. We don't need to keep doing this.
Wright
So... You finally saw the light, Doc?
Come on now. Join us! Let's end this whole scheme, whatever it is!
We can make a hell of a strong stable! Like The Four Horsemen or Evolution!
Let's put an end to this conspiracy and bring those smiles back, together!
Piccolo
Y-Yeah... Let's do that...
Wright
Then tell me! Who's the one pulling the strings?
Piccolo
That's... It's...

*bang*

Wright
Shit! Again?! What the hell?!
Saihara, did you see where that came from?
Saihara
I didn't... But how? No one got inside the room or anything!
Amami
I heard a noise. Did something hap-
Doc?! Damn, they got another one?
Wait... It's you two again...
Wright
It's not what you think! We're not involved here.
Amami
Should I really trust that, though? Every time a body comes up lately, you're standing right next to it, Wright.
Wright
...Yeah. This is getting really out of hand.
Amami
Sounds like whoever is doing this is targeting the staff, too.
Interesting, huh? And you've been following staff members around backstage...
Saihara
We promise you we're not involved.
Amami
Haha, don't worry about it. We all have to watch our backs at the end of the day, right?
Not like we can know for sure...
Wright
Wait, Amami!
He suspects us now, huh?
Saihara
It's only natural... But there's something about him, too.
Don't you think he looked suspicious?
Wright
He does. He claims I'm always next to the bodies, but...
He's the one always showing up right after they're shot, too!
Terrible timing if you ask me. Almost as bad as Batista's return in Royal Rumble 2014.
It really makes me wonder... How deep does this conspiracy go?
Hm? Ah, it's Kyle! I was getting worried, too!
Hey, Kyle! How are things on your end?
Kyle
Weird, if I could describe it.
The police have been extremely busy.
They're making moves everywhere. Coolsville's taking a dark turn...
Wright
Sucks to hear it. A bunch of stuff just went down here. I'll tell you all about it later.
Be careful, Kyle. Do you have any leads right now?
Kyle
Actually, I do. I just need to confirm it. I've heard rumors about how TFR has been operating behind the scenes.
Wright
Really? Alright, good luck with that. I'll keep investigating the staff on the meantime.
Kyle
Got it. Good luck too. You're gonna need it.

Vs. KaibaCorp[edit | edit source]

Serge
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Ichiban
YEAH! SER-GE! OI OI OI!
Serge
.......................
Ichiban
Man, that was amazing! What a performance!
Sinbad
Uh... Yeah... Great job...
Ichiban
Alright, alright, you got me hyped up!
My turn next! Check this out...
Jack
No way! Your voice! It has turned into... Chaos?!
Ichiban
W-Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh?!! That wasn't me at all!
Dammit, I was ready to get a 100 score, too!
Sinbad
No... That voice...
It can't be! We must get out of here, quick!
Ichiban
Wait, what about my 500 yen?
Sinbad
Too late. We'll have to face them.
Ichiban
You... Three?
Jack
Chaos has brought reinforcements.
Seeker
I'm afraid you're no longer gonna be running away from us.
Jason
We have brought this weapon of mass destruction to end you. The opponent all will fear.
This robot... Our latest prototype... With this, we'll spread true terror.
Ichiban
I'm guessing they're The Dragonlord's underlings, but...
Who's that guy with the robot? The one that isn't on my Sujidex yet...
Sinbad
That? That's the Dragonlord's menacing left-hand man... Jason.
Ichiban
No way... Left-hand man? The Dragonlord holds that much power on his side?
And that robot... I'll be real with you, he makes my knees tremble.
Jack
Roboticized Chaos... A new age!
Ichiban
Hm? You seem pretty unfazed.
Serge
...
Ichiban
Man, so cool! Alright, this gives me more confidence!
Come on, let's tear down the Dragonlord's forces!

  1. Ichiban's PartyKasuga Ichiban, Jack, Sinbad, Serge
  2. KaibaCorpSeeker, Robo-Kiryu, Jason
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination
  • Handicap

Wrestler Elimination Details
Jason Jack
Robo-Kiryu Serge
Kasuga Ichiban Jason Count-Out w/ Sinbad assistance
Seeker
Sinbad Robo-Kiryu
Winner Ichiban's Party

King of Jobbers Championship[edit | edit source]

  1. Narihisago Akihito
  2. Champion Adol Christin
  • Championship: King of Jobbers Title
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Winner Narihisago Akihito

TFR Title Championship[edit | edit source]

  1. Hisoka w/ Joker
  2. Champion Maximillion Pegasus /w Ricardo Milos & Aniki
  • Championship: TFR Title
  • Singles

Winner Maximillion Pegasus

Red Learns About Pokemon Creatures[edit | edit source]

Red
Aagghh... Seriously?! Was that all I could do here?
Sit down and watch with my binoculars... As that fat fuck was destroying Tre from behind?
Koshimizu
That's where you're mistaken. Didn't you see what just happened?
Red
You mean that truck crashing into the place and interrupting it? What about that?
That was just pure luck, wasn't it?
Koshimizu
Not at all. Things went just as planned.
Red
But how? I didn't see you move a finger, either!
Koshimizu
Well, you see, those are the perks of the lifestyle I want to teach you about.
That's the power you have... As a Pokémon master!
Red
...A pokémon master?
Koshimizu
You saw that, uh, creature that mercilessly crashed the truck right into this fine establishment?
I didn't have to take any direct action myself, because he did it all for me!
And that's exactly how you're gonna do things from now on.
If you're not capable of fighting against the odds all by yourself, or if you don't want "Tre" to be bothered by your presence...
You simply have to let your Pokémon do the work for you!
Red
I get it now. I guess there really is hope after all!
Koshimizu
Indeed. Pokémons are gonna be your main tools in this quest to secure the future generations of this country!
And with that spectacular display you just witnessed, I'm guessing you want me to teach you all about it posthaste, correct?
Red
Hell yeah I do! I bet he already knows how much they suck deep down, but now I'll make sure to put a stop to Tre's dumb "dreams".
Alright, I'll go buy some "Pokéballs" or whatever you call it immediately! And some condoms, so I can poke holes in them. See you soon!
Koshimizu
...
All well that ends well.
...Now, how should you be punished for screwing up the crash?
...Should I swap you for a Braun Strowman?
Big Show
WE-WE-WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Vs. Sheamus, Patriarch of the O'Shaunessy Family, an Evolution Alliance Subsidiary[edit | edit source]

Kiryu
Cagist, thank you for everything you've done for me.
To the end, even in our fight... You were a true friend.
The Cagist
You've helped me quite a lot too, Kiryu.
NXT hasn't had so many people interested in it in a long while.
I still dream with the day I'll be able to sell off those tarps...
Kiryu
Well, it's only fair to keep dreaming. What's the purpose of life, otherwise?
And it's not like you haven't dreamed about things that look impossible before... Isn't that right, Steph?
Steph
Sorry, but there's still a whole month of No Nut November ahead. The cage isn't going away anytime soon.
The Cagist
W-Will I be free after th-
Steph
Did you forget about Dick Denial December?
The Cagist
...
Kiryu
It's comforting to see you'll always be the same, no matter how much things change.
Steph
Don't worry about that. Much like him, the day Hunter changes as a man will never come.
Kiryu
Well, I must continue my journey now. Farewell.
The Cagist
G-Goodbye, Kiryu.

Kiryu
...Hmmm, I wonder what strategy I should adopt next.
I was told Jindrak is a very intimidating individual, but I won't fear him.
The Mark of Excellence might be quite the... Excellent move, but I just need to focus on evading it.
Or will Sheamus be the one that comes towards me first?
Sheamus
You called, fella?
Kiryu
I should've guessed... They're keeping the best for last.
Sheamus
Hah, underestimating me, I see?
You 'aven't got ya little friend's cage to hide you anymore.
Well, Oi'll be glad to catch you off guard, then.
It's moi specialty, after all, 'avin' the Brogue Kick as moi finisher!
Kiryu
You're gonna need some real luck with that, because I'm never off guard. Let's go!

  1. Kiryu Kazuma
  2. Sheamus
  • Championship: TFR Title
  • Singles

Winner Kiryu Kazuma

Sheamus
Oi couldn't stand up to the Dragon of Kojima... It's a shameful thing...
Kiryu
As I told you before, I'm never off guard.
You made a valiant attempt, though.
I could feel how much you loved to fight during our little skirmish just now.
Sheamus
Heh, good ol' Irishman, ya know?
We just luv to 'ave a good foight! Especially on a pub!
Actually, what do you say we hit one right now?
I'd like you to teach me a thing or two, fella.
Kiryu
Sorry, but I've got more important matters to attend to.
I need to get done with the rest of Evolution. And I need to do that quick.
So, can you tell me? Where's Jindrak? How strong is he?
Sheamus
Pretty fookin strong if you ask me.
But what's scary is how focused he is on defeating you...
Lad's been preparin' for weeks for this foight!
Kiryu
I see. So, where can I meet him?
Sheamus
There's a place oi can lead you to. Somewhere Jindrak likes to hang out.
Kiryu
Alright, let's head there, then... "Fella"...
Oh, it's a friend of mine. Could you wait a moment?
Date
Kiryu! I'm sorry for how sudden this is, but I've got something very important to tell you!
Can you talk right now?
Kiryu
If you say it's this urgent, I guess I don't have much choice.
What happened? Did anyone get hurt?
Date
It's... It's your old friend, Steven. He was at a hostess club I was, uh, investigating...
Something happened with him. He's... He's bedridden right now.
You should check on him immediately. He's at the Sonozaki residence, as always.
Kiryu
Steven... What could happen to take such a big, strong man down like that?
I'm sure he'll pull through, though. But of course I'll check on him!
Date
Good. As always, if you need any help, call me.
Kiryu
Got it.
Well... I guess I'm taking a detour. Jindrak's gonna have to wait.
Sheamus
Are you sure about that, fella? It's gonna give 'im more time to prepare and get stronger...
Kiryu
Trust me, I want to be done with him as soon as possible. But family comes first, always.
Sheamus
Ahhh, I get you. I'll tell ya aboot his location later, if that's the case.
Gonna be 'ittin a pub by myself until then.

News of The President's Death[edit | edit source]

Newscaster
And following the incident at Chuck's Fuck & Suck, with the assassination of president Hazz Maticus...
The governor of Coolsville had this to say about the situation.
Deid Mann
We're, of course, very saddened to hear the news about President Hazz.
I'm sure that, for the last eight years, he has done his best to develop this country.
Although we haven't always agreed on everything in the past, the people's well-being should be above all.
And I'm sure everyone is deeply impacted by such sad news.
I can also guarantee that Coolsville's police force is doing their best to guarantee this case is solved as quick as possible.
When it comes to this establishment... It's gonna need to be closed down, at least for the near future.
But I'll make sure the people who worked here won't be left behind.
Our institutions will take them in and find them a new path to follow in life.
Newscaster
We also asked the manager of the Eden of Coolsville about his feelings on how things went down.
Vergil
It's extremely unfortunate we weren't able to prevent this.
After all, might controls everything, and without strength you can't protect anything.
The blame is on all of us. If only we'd been more powerful...
But worry not, people. Chuck's Fuck & Suck will keep on sucking, and we'll be back soon enough.

Joe
The hit's been a complete success, sir.
Heavyweight carried his orders perfectly.
Things went as smoothly as they possibly could have.
Shimano
Ahahahahahahahah! Finally, finally we reach the final stage of our plan!
That decrepit old man is out of the way.
Not like I ever expected him to be a problem.
He might have had the political power, but he was never man enough to stand up to us.
That's why he needed the Shimano family to protect his worthless ass in the first place!
Little did he know, his "muscle" always had brains behind it, too.
Now, there's only one obstacle on our path... The Sonozaki Family...
Steven... It's about time we settle this old feud.
Next time I see you, as strong as you are, we won't back down.
Joe
Sir... I'm glad you're happy about the news, but did you know about what else happened?
Apparently Majima crashed one of our trucks. He broke through Chuck's walls with it.
Shimano
Hm? Why the hell would he do that?
Joe
We don't know, sir. Maybe to create a distraction for Heavyweight?
Shimano
...I didn't order for any of that.
You do understand you should follow my orders at every moment, don't you?
Joe
Y-Yes, sir! I-I'm sorry, sir!
Shimano
Then what's that strand of hair doing in your head?
Joe
H-Huh? I-I didn't notice it when I shaved! I-I'm sorry! I'm gonna get it f-fixed, sir!
Shimano
...I've been wondering what's going on with my boys.
Charles hasn't been present in our office at all...
Heavyweight is out there acting all cocky, when all he's done is getting a single job right...
And Majima going into business for himself...
Hmpf. They better not give me any more trouble.
Or else... Well, I'm afraid everyone is disposable, after all.

BONUS: The Return of AA Rumble[edit | edit source]

Match 01[edit | edit source]

  1. Raymond Shields & Gregory Edgeworth - Edgeworth Law Offices
  2. Apollo Justice & Phoenix Wright - Wright Anything Agency
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Gregory Edgeworth Apollo Justice
Winner Edgeworth Law Offices

Match 02[edit | edit source]

  1. Hugh O'Conner
  2. Fusaishi Haruaki
  3. Larry Butz
  4. Shelly de Killer
  • Fatal-4-4

Wrestler Elimination Details
Larry Butz Fusaishi Haruaki
Winner Larry Butz

Match 03[edit | edit source]

  1. Quercus Alba & Colias PalaenoCohdopian Embassy
  2. Naruhodou Ryuunosuke & Asougi KazumaFujodimes
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Colias Palaeno Naruhodou Ryuunosuke
Winner Larry Butz

Match 04[edit | edit source]

  1. Redd White
  2. Luke Atmey
  • Hell-in-a-Cell

Winner Luke Atmey
Notes Squash

Match 05[edit | edit source]

  1. Natsume Souseki
  2. Satou Gashu
  • Hell-in-a-Cell

Winner Natsume Souseki
Notes Low Blow by Dabsume

Match 06[edit | edit source]

  1. Dane Gustavia
  2. Richard Wellington
  • Tables

Winner Richard Wellington

Match 07[edit | edit source]

  1. Manfred von Karma
  2. Zak Gramarye
  • Singles

Winner Zak Gramarye

Match 08[edit | edit source]

  1. Simon Blackquill
  2. Herlock Sholmes
  • Singles

Winner Herlock Sholmes

Match 09[edit | edit source]

  1. Marvin Grossberg
  2. Auchi Taketsuchi
  3. Bobby Fulbright
  • Triple-Threat

Wrestler Elimination Details
Auchi Taketsuchi Marvin Grossberg
Winner Auchi Taketsuchi

Match 10[edit | edit source]

  1. Dick Gumshoe
  2. Tobias Gregson
  • Hell-in-a-Cell

Winner Luke Atmey

Match 11[edit | edit source]

  1. Maya Fey
  2. Gina Lestrade
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Winner Gina Lestrade

Match 12[edit | edit source]

  1. Dane Gustavia
  2. Furude Rika
  3. Larry Butz
  4. Maebara Keiichi
  • Fatal-4-wyy

Wrestler Elimination Details
Maebara Keiichi Furude Rika
Winner Maebara Keiichi

Match 13[edit | edit source]

  1. Datz Are'bal
  2. Kristoph Gavin
  3. Godot
  4. Saihara Shuichi
  5. Tyrell Badd
  6. Polly
  7. Sebastian Debeste
  8. Ushiromiya Kinzo
  • Ladder

Winner Godot

Match 14[edit | edit source]

  1. Judge
  2. Klavier Gavin
  • Championship: NXT
  • Singles

Winner Klavier Gavin

Match 15[edit | edit source]

  1. Miles Edgeworth
  2. Houjou Satoko
  3. Mike Meekins
  4. Spark Brushel
  5. Lay D. Furst
  • Championship: NXT World
  • 5-way
  • Elimination
  • First Blood
  • Extreme Rules
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Winner Spark Brushel

Match 16[edit | edit source]

  1. Spark Brushel
  2. Payne Train
  • Tag-Tea,

Winner pan train