S0E6

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Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Kotomine Kirei
  2. Majima Goro
  3. Stork
  • Triple-Threat

Wrestler Elimination Details
Majima Goro Stork
Winner Majima Goro

Greg's Gets A Medical Checkup, Then Takes A Bump[edit | edit source]

Piccolo
Good job, Gregory. Overall, your test results look pretty good.
Gregory
Thanks, doctor. I put in quite a lot of effort to entertain those crowds...
But you need to get a checkup once in a while, just in case, right? Hahahah.
Piccolo
Hmmm... Well... Actually, there is one thing.
Your MRI scans... They've shown a bit of, uhhh, how can I say it...
Well, your brain looks a bit... Different from last time.
Nothing much, though. I don't think this will impact your in-ring performance.
Gregory
Ah, I see. I did hit my head pretty hard in a few matches recently...
But that's just how it is in this job, right? Things like that end up happening.
Our brains have great healing capacity, though. I'm sure I'll be 100% in no time.
Piccolo
Y-Yeah, for sure... That said...
I might have to prescribe you some medication, just to speed up that recovery!
Gregory
Oh? And what would that be?
Piccolo
Those green and purple pills. Have you seen them before?
Gregory
Hmmm... It reminds me of something, but I can't quite recall what exactly.
Piccolo
They're new on the market, so that doesn't surprise me.
Either way, we'll start off with small doses. Take two of them a day.
Gregory
Two? Got it. Are there any side effects?
Piccolo
...None that you should worry about.
Gregory
Alright! If I'm taking those, then, I assume that means I can bump twice as harder!
My body is gonna heal extra quickly anyway! Hahahah!
Piccolo
...Wait up! I didn't say anything about that!

  1. Gregory Edgeworth (0)
  2. Tazuna Joe (1)
  • Ironman 10m
  • Tables

Winner Tazuna Joe

Ushiromiya's Fifth Training[edit | edit source]

Battler
I-I did it! I did it, Grandfather! Another win for my record!
Kinzo
Are you sure that's something to be proud of, Battler?
...Robots can't feel pain, you know?
Battler
H-Huh? W-What do you mean?
Kinzo
I mean that he was programmed to tap out to you!
Yet, you took THAT long to beat him?
Battler
B-But... I needed to put on a good match, d-didn't I?!
Kinzo
You need to not look like a complete chump, Battleeeeeeeeer!
...
Fine. You got it. We're taking a break from regular training.
Battler
Huh? Will I finally have my long-awaited official debut?!
Kinzo
Kind of. It's time to start digging into outside opportunities for you.
You see, an old acquantaince of mine is running a tournament right now.
I heard he's in need of a hand for tonight, so I signed you up.
Battler
J-Just how many business connections do you have?!
Are you planning on exploiting all of them for my training?
Kinzo
...He's already waiting for you! Don't leave him hanging!
Battler
Alright! I can't wait to hear the roar of the crowd!
Kinzo
Yeah, about that... Don't expect much of a crowd.
Battler
H-Huh?! What do you mean by that?
Oh, right, I have one more question!
Kinzo
Say it, then.
Battler
...What happened to that robot version of me?
Kinzo
Him? Of course... He became a sacrifice for Beatoriche!
OOOOOOOOOOOH BEATORICHEEEEEEEEEEEEE, HOW MUCH WILL I NEED TO SACRIFICE FOR YOUR FEET PICTURES TO BE UPLOADED ONLINE?!!
A ROBOT VERSION OF YOU JUST ISN'T THE SAME, BEATORICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Big Boys Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Zagreus
  2. Mitake Miyao
  • No-DQ

Winner Zagresu
Notes Wins by using a LOW BLOW on Miyao

Ingerland and Jr.[edit | edit source]

Ingerland
CAM ON! I NEED TO MEET UP WITH HIM!
Joe
Sorry, sir, but you don't have a backstage pass.
I'm gonna have to request that you leave this very moment and go back to your seat.
Ingerland
YA FINK YA CAN ORDER ME AROUND?
OI'M A FOIGHTER FOR ME COUNTRY, MATE!
I'M NOT GONNA BACK DOWN ON PROTECTING ME SON'S DREAM...
Joe
You have no right to be here, sir. Please le-
???
What's going on here?
Eren
Are you, perhaps... Restricting this man's freedom?
Joe
M-Me? O-Of course n-not! I-I'm sorry, Mr. Eren, I overstepped my boundaries h-here!
Eren
I see. I don't like those who take freedom away from others, you know...
Joe
Y-Yes, sir! Indeed, sir!
Ingerland
I-IS THAT... THE TRUE LEADER OF INGERLAND?!
YOU'RE ME SON'S HERO, LAD!
AND MOINE TOO! SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO!
Eren
You're one of my followers, then? What do you want from me?
Ingerland
A-A BLOODY AUTOGRAPH, IF THAT'S NOT ASKING MUCH!
Eren
That doesn't bother me. Anything else?
Ingerland
CAAAAAAAAAAM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!
Ingerland Jr.
E-Excuse me... M-Mr. Eren?
You see, uh... As part of my Make-A-Wish visit...
I-I want to wrestle you, Mr. Eren!
Eren
A match with me? Do you even know what you're getting yourself into?
Ingerland Jr.
Y-Yes, but... I am free, ain't I?! T-That's the line you always use!
So let's... Fight! Fight!
Eren
You really are quite the big fan.
If that's the case, then, I'll grant your request.
Ingerland
CAM ON, EREN! SCOAR SAM FAKIN PIIIIIIIIIINS!
Ingerland Jr.
D-Dad? You're n-not rooting for me?!

  1. Ingerland Jr.
  2. Eren Yeager
  • Singles

Winner Ereh Yeager

In a Dumpster[edit | edit source]

Heavyweight
You done with today's work already?
Charles
Yeah. Taking out the trash sure takes a lot of energy from you.
Heavyweight
Heh, but we did exactly what the boss told us to, didn't we?
Hope that gets us a bonus. Maybe we'll even risein the ranks of the family?
Charles
His orders confuse even me sometimes, but hey, whatever works, right?
Heavyweight
For sure! Besides, throwing those guys in the trash for two weeks straight was pretty fun!
Ahahahahahaha!
Charles
Ahahahahahaha!
Heavyweight
Alright. I'll be checking out. Good night.
Charles
...Good night.
Welp... I sure am exhausted.
But it isn't that bad, is it?
On one side, the boss and the boys have always got my back.
But there's also so much more I could be doing.
It feels like I'll never grow from being aLvl 10 Assassin...
???
YOU SHOULD DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!
Charles
Huh? Whose voice is that?!
...It came from the dumpster?
Robo-Battler
HELLO THERE, GOOD FRIEND. MY NAME IS ROBO-BATTLER.
...Y-YOUR HAT L-LOOKS SUPER C-C-CUTE, BY THE WAY!
Charles
God, you talk like a faggot.
Robo-Battler
P-PLEASE DO NOT SAY SUCH WORDS IN FRONT OF ME!
I WAS CREATED WITH THE INTENTION OF GATHERING DATA.
THE ACCUMULATED EXPERIENCE MAKES ME WANT TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE YOU SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS.
I AM DOING THIS WITH THE PUREST OF INTENTIONS,SO P-P-PLEASE DO NOT MIND ME...
Charles
...You know what, you look a bit like the son ofthe girl of my dreams.
I'm not sure if that pisses me off or not.
Maybe you know her... She has massive tits a-
Robo-Battler
M-M-M-MASSIVE W-W-WHAAAAAAAA?!!
A-A-A-A-A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SYSTEMS O-OVERHEATING! SYSTEMS OVERHEATING! P-PLEASE STOP WITH THE LEWD LANGUAGE!
Charles
I didn't say anything that bad, did I?
Either way, what were you on about? I guessI've got nothing better to do but listen.
Robo-Battler
A-AAAHHHH... I HAVE COOLED DOWN.
...I JUST THINK YOUR FAMILY SHOULD NOT DECIDETHE ROAD YOU TAKE IN LIFE.
JUST FOLLOW THROUGH WITH WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE!I-I'M SURE YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE!
Charles
Flattering me isn't gonna work.
But... You've got a point...I'm wasting my potential here.
I think I'm gonna consider branching off, slowly,at least.
Maybe start a side business or two.
Robo-Battler
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HELP WITH THAT...
I HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE ANYMORE.
Charles
If that means you'd work for free, I'll consider giving you a purpose.
Robo-Battler
Y-YOU WANT TO BECOME M-MY PURPOSE IN LIFE?
B-BUT! W-WE JUST MET, A-AND!!A-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!O-OVERHEATING AGAIN!!!!!
Charles
...That's a defective robot if I've ever seen one...

ELIMINATION CHAMBER[edit | edit source]

  1. Kyle Hyde#3
  2. Mastema#4
  3. Mario#5
  4. Adol Christin#6
  5. Apollo Justice#1
  6. Char Aznable#2
  • Contendership: King of Jobbers Title
  • Elimination Chamber

Wrestler Elimination
Mario Apollo Justice
Mastema
Kyle Hyde Char Aznable
Adol Christin Kyle Hyde
Mario
Winner Adol Christin

Chris Reunites With His Squad[edit | edit source]

Piers
C-Captain! You're alive!
I... I was worried...
Chris
I could say the same about you. It's been a while, Piers.
Enrico, you doing okay too?
Enrico
Yeah.
Piers
Can you update us on the situation? What did you go through since we last saw each other?
Chris
A lot, really. I was investigating Wesker, as you should know.
And then... Things went from zero to a hundred real quick.
I ended up discovering some kind of underground crime ring.
There's a big chance they have our mission objective in hands.
I was captured, but apparently... They were careless, and I was able to get away.
Piers
A crime ring? Escaping a prison by yourself? C-Captain, you're like an action hero!
Chris
I would say we must investigate them immediately, but...
Something else should take priority at this point. We have a missing squadmate still, don't we?
Piers
We do... Are you saying we should...
Enrico
Yeah.
Chris
As Enrico said, searching for him is indeed top priority.
We need to ensure his safety, and he could be of huge help in taking that group down if it comes to that.
Enrico
Yeah.
Piers
Hmmm, you want to split up? But wouldn't that leave the Captain in danger again?
Chris
I'll be fine. Our comms are working again, aren't they?
Piers
Indeed, I have gotten things fixed while you were imprisoned.
Enrico
Yeah.
Chris
Alright. If anything comes up, just scream for help.
Enrico
Yeah.
Chris
You wanna take the underground area? For sure.
Piers
I'll look through the rooftops, then.
Chris
And I'll scout ground level. We've got all bases covered this way.
Good luck, all of you!
Enrico
Yeah.
Piers
Got it, Captain! A-And... Y-You too...

Gems Vs. Chainsaws[edit | edit source]

  1. Simon Blackquill
  2. Power
  • Singles

Winner Power

Bevi Commentating On The Champion's Mystery Match[edit | edit source]

Announcer
Next up, the TFR champion is gonna be out here to address the crowd and the current #1 contender, Potemkin.
I was told he'll also face a surprise opponent tonight!
And joining us on commentary for this very special occasion... Is none other than Bevi!
Bevi
Heh, what a lucky opportunity this is!
Not for me, but for the audience at home, who will be able to witness my words of wisdom.
Announcer
...I'm sure they're real happy about that. Anyways, here comes the champ!
Pegasus
Welcome all my honored guests.
First and foremost, I would like to reaffirm my intention of doing whatever it takes to win every championship in TFR.
That shouldn't come as a surprise to you all, given my actions. But I promise to fight for a good cause. For the people I believe in.
Unlike those clowns from The Circus, who seek exclusively to impose their own vision of the world on everyone else.
That's why I don't fear their new member, no matter how big and strong he is.
Because, while Potemkin is just a tool to them... I fight with my heart.
You could even say I fight with the power of two people combined into one.
And that other person, who's always by my side... That's where my power comes from. My will to keep going...
Due to that, I don't fear Potemkin. I don't fear the Circus.
And I certainly don't fear my opponent tonight. That's why I say... Bring him on already, whoever it is!

Pegasus
W-Wait... That's... Erwin's music?!
It can't be... Then... B-Bevi?!
But Bevi is out here already... No way... H-Has he come?! Has he come back?!
HAS ERWIN FINALLY FOUND ME?!
Walter
Hoy! You're the foe I shall take down tonight, correct?
Pegasus
Y-You... How...
HOOOOOOOOOOW DAAAAAAAAAARE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!

  1. Maximillion Pegasus
  2. Walter
  • Singles

Winner Maximillion Pegasus

The Cagist's Stipulations[edit | edit source]

The Cagist
...Alright, so what do you two want from me?
Leon
Don't you already know? What kind of shitty info broker are you?
Fred
Leon! We need his info. Don't be like that.
The Cagist
In fact, I do. I just wanted to see how you would treat the situation.
So, Ada Wong, huh... A world-famous spy...
You want her location, I assume?
Or to be more precise, where she's heading next.
Fred
Yes, indeed we do!
The Cagist
And do you know what you'll need to do for me in order to get that?
Leon
A-ANYTHING! JUST PLEASE, TELL ME IMMEDIATELY!
The Cagist
Now, now, you can't talk to the King of Kings like that.
The Game is not one to be bossed around, especially not by the likes of you.
They call me the Cerebral Assassin for a reason. Would you like to find out?
Fred
W-We don't want any of that. Just please... I want to be done with this already.
The Cagist
Still, you're gonna need to fight for it. In NXT, specifically.
I don't think you're that much of a draw, but...
We need to fill the card after all. Maybe people will be intrigued if you go hard on each other out there.
Don't forget though: We're under NXT rules here.
Leon
...NXT rules?
The Cagist
You wanna know? Ahhh, I'll be glad to show you personally.
...This... Is where NXT's most gruesome matches take place.
Leon
Do I need some apple juice? I don't see anything special.
Maybe my vision is a bit messy from the hangover...
Fred
It's a... Regular steel cage?
The Cagist
No, no! That's THE Coliseum's Cage!
My wife's own personal project! The most hellish structure to ever be put around a wrestling ring!
Fred
I don't see anything special, though.
The Cagist
You would if you were locked inside it for the entirety of Locktober!
Not just locked there, but also wearing a cage... Inside the cage...
Either way, that's where your matches will take place tonight.
Oh, and one more thing! NXT rules also say matches shall be 2/3 falls, KOs only.
Fred
Wait... Why did you leave the most important part for last?
The Cagist
Important? Are you saying this masterpiece of art isn't more important than some dumb side stipulations?
As expected of midcarders...

Fred Against Battler's First Real Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Fred Jones (1(2))
  2. Ushiromiya Battler (0(1))
  • Steel Cage
  • 2/3 Falls
  • KO

Winner Fred Jones
Notes Fred won with a pin after a surprise KO went unnoticed.

Leon Against NXT's Latest Talent[edit | edit source]

  1. Leon S. Kennedy (2)
  2. Narushima Koga (0)
  • Steel Cage
  • 2/3 Falls
  • KO

Winner Fred Jones
Notes Fred won with a pin after a surprise KO went unnoticed.

Prison of Chaos[edit | edit source]

Ichiban
Well, back to the slammer I am...
I assume you don't have any experience with it yourself?
Jack
This is my first time on the prison of Chaos.
Ichiban
I see. That's what this place is called?
...Wait a minute, is that the cop that brought us in?
He's talking with some shady guy... Is it about us, I wonder?
Can you read his lips? What is he saying?
Jack
He must be briefing him on the status of Chaos.
Ichiban
I see! Did you learn lip reading at the school in Ounabara?
I bet a certificate for that would do wonders to my stats!
Look! He's smiling... That's such a devilish smile, too!
Jack
Chaos is making fun of us!
Ichiban
And now the shady guy is leaving. What was so funny about us two?
Well, whateve-
...Is that the King of Sindria who just came through the door?
What could he want with the fat cop?
Jack
That must be it... He's explaining to him where the root of Chaos comes from.
Ichiban
And where does it come from?
Jack
It starts with Chaos.
Ichiban
Damn, that's complex... Can you show it to me later? Like, explain everything with a blackboard or drawing or something.
Anyway, he looks pissed! What's up with that?
...Nevermind, he's smiling again. Is he mental?
Jack
Chaos can make you twisted. Maybe even insane.
Ichiban
They seem to be done talking now... Huh? The King is coming towards us!
Sinbad
Hey, Ichiban! It's been a while.
Seems like you got yourself a new friend, huh?
Ichiban
Yeah! This is Jack, the newest party member.
Sinbad
Party member? ...Right, you're still at it.
Ichiban
So, how are we going into this dungeon? Are we gonna be on a timer during the escape?
Sinbad
What do you mean escape? You're getting out right now.
Apparently it was all a misunderstanding, but it's already cleared up now.
Ichiban
We can go back to hunting the Dragonlord? Finally, the main story resumes!
Also, how did you get him out of our asses that easily? Is that the King's skill?
Sinbad
Hahah, my charisma is one of the best things about me!
So, let's head out, shall we?

Redo of Clowning[edit | edit source]

  1. The Circus (Hisoka & Joker w/ Support: Potemkin)
  2. The J.O.B Squad (Rance & Gene w/ Support: Geralt of Rivia)
  • Championship: TFR Tag-Team Titles
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Joker Gene
Winner The Circus

The Hobo Hunters Enter[edit | edit source]

Wright
Nothing on the park dumpsters. Damn.
Life just hasn't been treating me well lately, huh?
Well, another dinnerless day, I guess.
...Or maybe I can scrap a bit of money from under those vending machines?
Let's see... Oh, I got something!
That should be enough for-
Mid Show
I'm afraid not! Ahahahaha!
That's my money you've got there!
Wright
Yours? But you weren't even ar-
Mid Show
SHUT UP! I'm tired of all of this!
I don't have any luck in the show. I can't win the tag team belts...
I'm forever relegated to the midcard. I don't even have a proper stable!
And you think you're in deep shit?
But... When that old man hired me to beat up his useless grandson...
I realized what lies under the middle: the bottom!
That's when I learned I had something to live for!
And that something... Is preying on the weak!
Destroying and humiliating useless members of society is just so much fun!
I let out all my frustrations. I feel like I'm at the top of the card, and the world!
And that's why-
Wright
You became a Hobo Hunter.
I knew it. The absolute scum of society.
Mid Show
Ohhh, you've got quite the gall, talking shit about someone who can break you in half!
Wright
Ugh... I barely have any strength left...
But I'm not gonna let you keep this up any longer!
Mid Show
Let's see you try, then!

  1. Phoenix Wright
  2. Mid Show
  • Singles

Winner Mid Show
Notes He entered with Bolo Reynolds' entrance.

Evolution's Second Family & Kiryu's Opponent[edit | edit source]

???
So Kiryu is on the move again...
Getting information from his old friend...
Does he really think he can get to us quicker than we can get to him?
I'll prove it to him! He's indeed very mistaken!
We'll be the ones making the first move here.
He might have taken out Ryback, but...
Masters
He can't escape the Masterpiece's Master Lock! That's for sure!

The Cagist
Ah, Kiryu, sorry for the wait.
You know why I took this long, right?
Kiryu
You have a request for me?
The Cagist
Of course. I don't work for free, after all.
And there's no other spot for you to be in other than the main event.
Kiryu
I see... So, what's the challenge this time?
The Cagist
You're such a natural A+ player that I don't need to worry about orders.
All you have to do is... Go out there.
The dimes will rain as soon as you step in the ring. The NXT audience will go crazy!
They always do when you're here. Almost makes me wish you'd request me more often...
Kiryu
I'm glad I don't have to. I've got plenty to worry about already.
The Cagist
Oh, I can imagine... The legendary Dragon couldn't possibly get a break, after all.
Kiryu
Every time I get away from this stuff, it pulls me right back in.
So, who's my opponent?
The Cagist
Ah, you want to know? You'll see him after you go out there.
Here's a hint, though: it's a fierce rival you have fought multiple times in the past.
Even after knocking him down, he'd come back for more. Makes me think he would never get tired from fighting you.
Kiryu
I see... I won't worry about it, then. He'll just have to endure another ass kicking!

Kiryu
So... The Cagist was talking about you...
Hayashi
I see you haven't changed one bit, Kiryu.
Thought you'd get away with an easier fight this time around?
Kiryu
In fact, it's the opposite. I thought a tougher opponent was waiting for me.
Hayashi
Very funny. You know, I'm way more dangerous than you might think.
After I cut ties with the Omi and our encounter in Sotenbori, I wandered around for years.
Thinking I had nothing left to do in life, I then realized...
I couldn't just rest while you were walking the streets alive, Kiryu.
So I came to the place no one steps foot in to slay the dragon, and nothing else!
Kiryu
You always carried a shady aura, Hayashi...
But now, I feel like it's different. It's gotten far worse than before.
It's like you've become... Evil Itself.
Hayashi
Maybe I have. But you've always been one to think you could defeat anything in your path, haven't you?
It's time for me to prove that wrong.
I'll kill you, arrogant moth er fu cker!
Kiryu
Let's see you try!

Vs. Evil Itself[edit | edit source]

  1. Kiryu Kazuma (2)
  2. Hayashi Hiroshi (1)
  • Steel Cage
  • 2/3 Falls
  • KO-only

Winner Kiryu Kazuma
Notes EVIL ITSELF USED MAGIC WHEN ENTERING THIRD PHASE

10* MATCH

The Hobo Hunters Withdraw[edit | edit source]

Mid Show
Aahhh... Don't think I'm finished with you!
Every hobo hunter has a group of likeminded people following them.
We're gonna clear the streets of you all!
???
You're not gonna be doing anything to him.
Mid Show
H-Huh?
S-Shit, it's the boss! RUN AWAY, GUYS!
Sminem
...Wright. That's how you're living nowadays?
Wright
B-Boss...
Sminem
Seeing you like this... I can't let any of my employees live such a sad life!
You were about to get beat up by those guys, too.
Wright
What do you mean by that... Boss?
Sminem
You're coming back, Wright. I need you in TFR.
There's just... I don't know.
I have a feeling things haven't been right for a while. And your firing just didn't make sense to me.
I want a better explanation from Vitalik. I know he can be rough, but I trust him as a General Manager.
I just... I don't know. Something is definitely wrong.
Wright
W-Wrong...
Of course I'm coming back, boss! I... I actually miss wrestling a lot...
Sminem
That's good to know, Wright.
In exchange, will you tell me your side of the story?
Wright
Yes, sir! You saved my life after all!
Sminem
Hahah, don't say that, I'm just looking out for my people.
Oh, and one more thing.
...I think you could keep the hobo gimmick. People will like it.
Wright
Ah! Sounds like a great idea!

Season 0 ENDING #6[edit | edit source]

Season 0 Ending #6