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Fred & Leon's Escape[edit | edit source]

Fred
...Are you finally awake?
Leon
Huh? A-Ada?
Fred
No, dumbass, it's me. Do I look Asian to you?
Leon
M-Maybe after a few sips...
Fred
What the hell?
Leon
So... What happened? My head feels like it's gonna explode.
Do I have a hangover? Dammit, that's what staying sober for too long does to my body...
Fred
Nah, you just got hit pretty hard.
Also... Osama saved us.
Leon
What? But didn't you beat the shit out of him?
Fred
Osama... Was a good friend.
Leon
...I see...
Fred
Uhhh, anyway... We're going on foot from now on.
Leon
B-But!
Fred
Relax, the GPS is still pointing to a nearby place.
We're gonna make it just in time.
Leon
A-Alright! But Fred... I'm afraid...
Fred
What's up? You think we're being followed?
Leon
No... Isn't my suit too dirty?
Fred
...Let's just go.

For Narukami[edit | edit source]

Extra
S-So, then they tried to scam me, and force me to work at their club!
And, I-I've seen a bit of what goes d-down there, okay?
It's not pretty! Not p-pretty at all!
I'm prepared to do whatever it takes to be a gachi star, but no one told me about THAT side of the deal!
Juzo
Jesus Christ, can you stop blabbering for a moment?
Yeah, yeah, I got it. Your dumb ass got scammed.
The hell do you expect me to do?
Extra
I... You're my supervisor! I need you to talk them out of it!
Just tell them that I already have a job around here!
It'd be better if you managed to keep my opportunity at the movie intact, though...
Juzo
You think I'm some kind of miracle worker?
I'm not your servant, kid. Now scram.
Extra
B-But...
Van
There you are! Ready for Van's special class?
Extra
Yes! I mean, n-no! Not if it's a class about how to be a host!
Juzo
...You want to work in Gachi, don't you? What do you have against hosts, even?
Extra
Because... Host work at that club... Dude, that's super gay!
I've seen what they do there. Like, sharing a fruit basket!
Juzo
Oh, uh... Right... It's gay...
Van
Come on! We can't let your potential go to waste like that!
Juzo
Hey, it's not like I frequent those... Establishments, but...
Do I know you?
Weren't you... The one who had a fight against Narukami the other day?
And then, you grabbed his...
ARGH! Eric, you little shit, back off! I'm gonna take care of this guy for you!
Extra
Huh? Why the sudden change of heart?
Juzo
I'M JUST BEING A GOOD BOSS, ALRIGHT? THERE'S N-NO OTHER REASON FOR ME TO BEAT HIM UP!
Van
Oohhh, such a muscular body... Alright, I guess I'm going to scout you too!

  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Van Darkholme
  • Singles

Winner Sakakura Juzo

Can You Even Apply The Penal Code To Demons?[edit | edit source]

Katsuya
The city has been pretty calm today...
Which might not be so odd, if the rumours I heard were true.
Maybe even some of the criminals around are scared of acting up right now.
Well, I guess I can kick back and relax for a w-
???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Katsuya
Huh? That's a woman's voice!
What's going on here? Are you two okay?
Power
OKAY? YOU THINK I'M OKAY?
SHE... SHE JUST T-TRIED TO KILL ME!
Katsuya
Ma'am, would you care to explain?
Waitress
I... I only brought her order as requested...
Power
MY ORDER? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
YOU FORGOT TO REMOVE THE LETTUCE!
IMAGINE IF I HAD TAKEN ANOTHER BITE OF THAT! 'TIS A DISASTER!
Katsuya
...I'm sorry, but... Was all of that noise really due to one simple mistake like that?
Would you mind keeping it down?
Power
YOU HUMANS ARE GANGING UP ON ME NOW?
THIS IS WHY I WON'T HAVE ANY MERCY ON SUCH ESTABLISHMENTS WHEN I BECOME PRIME MINISTER!
Katsuya
Ma'am, please, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to le-
...What do you mean "humans"?
Power
HUH? IS THIS WHY YOU'RE NOT GROVELING BEFORE ME? YOU SOMEHOW DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?
I'M THE GREAT BLOOD DEVIL! MY NAME IS POWER! GAHAHAHAHAHA!
AND THAT'S WHY I CAN'T EAT SUCH A THING AS VEGETABLES! THEY... THEY WOULD HAVE A GREAT IMPACT ON MY HEALTH!
I MIGHT EVEN DROP DEAD RIGHT HERE! 'TIS THE TRUTH!
Katsuya
W-Well, either way, what you're doing right now is grounds for arrest.
Disorderly conduct, to be more precise.
Power
YOU THINK YOU CAN ARREST ME? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
Katsuya
Uh, yes, in fact. You just introduced yourself.
Wait... Can you apply the penal code to demons?
Power
AHHH, YOU COPS ARE ALL THE SAME! I DID HEAR THAT YOU GUYS WERE ALL CORRUPT LIARS!
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL! NOPE! THE FOOD THERE IS AWFUL, ISN'T IT?
AND... THEY MIGHT FORCE ME TO TAKE A BATH, TOO!
SO I'M AFRAID I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BLOOD AS MY MEAL INSTEAD! GAHAHAHAHA!
Katsuya
O-Oh? I didn't want things to end up like this...
...Well, I guess it's self-defense after all. Alright then, we'll discuss your charges later. Freeze!

  1. Power
  2. Suou Katsuya
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Winner Power
Notes When Katsuya got injured, Power just fucking kicked the ref to continue hitting him.

All In God's Plan[edit | edit source]

God's Son
Was this outcome expected or not?
My debut not going as well as I'd hope for...
Incredibly so, I'd say the answer is "yes".
This is just... How things have been ever since I was born, isn't it?
It's why I've had to work harder than anyone else.
It's why I've endured so many cold nights with an empty stomach.
Why I dragged my body through the mud to even have a shot at making things right.
To think... This world would be so cruel, huh?
All the training I went through...
And now, what I'm doing could be called betraying the only people who ever believed in me.
In a way, they were my brothers, even.
But I had to abandon them. I had to get my hands dirty.
It was all... with a sole purpose.
Following an ideal. A dream from long ago.
But it goes even further back.
Ever since... Deep inside my soul, I knew it.
There was no fixing my life. There was no fixing my world.
My world... needed to be reborn from the ashes.
So... Tell me...
Was everything always meant to go wrong?

  1. God's Son
  2. Enrico Marini
  3. Gregory Edgeworth
  4. Bevi
  5. Brendan Fraser
  6. Doctor Piccolo
  7. Simon Blackquill
  8. Heisenberg
  • Multiman
  • Elimination
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Wrestler Elimination Details
Gregory Edgeworth Piccolo
God's Son Brendan Fraser
Gregory Edgeworth Bevi
Simon Blackquill Heisenberg
God's Son Enrico Marini
Gregory Edgeworth Simon Blackquill
God's Son Gregory Edgeworth
Winner God's Son

Date's Investigation On The Backstage[edit | edit source]

Date
So, I know we don't really work with the same stuff, and that you guys are busy and all, but...
I heard you came across a few suspicious individuals, so I had to get in contact.
Did they let anything slip? Either of you get any info that could be relevant to our investigations?
Enrico
Yeah.
Piers
As Enrico said, not really. We had plenty of stuff in our mind at the time, so we didn't get to interrogate them or anything.
Mainly, we were concerned about the captain. Well, not only that, we completely lost contact with the fourth member of our squad, too.
Date
Right, your captain. I also called you here because I've got some info on him, and I figured we could exchange it.
He was involved in an altercation at RPD.
We arrested the guy he threw hands with, but we couldn't get him or the man he was chasing.
I think you've figured out by now, that man is Albert Wesker.
Enrico
Yeah.
Piers
Got it... So he's looking for Wesker, huh? I guess if we find one of them, we're bound to find the other.
I just don't know why he isn't communicating. What's going on? Did his radio break too?
Date
It's a possibility. You also need to consider sabotage, though, going by what we've got.
Piers
Interesting...
Well, I don't think we have anything else to discuss right now.
Enrico
Yeah.
Piers
Right! Enrico, good thing you remembered!
Enrico
Yeah.
Piers
It did look pretty suspicious, yeah. I wonder what was going on in there.
Enrico
Yeah.
Piers
Hmmm. Maybe?
Date
Wait, what are you even talking about?
That guy is just saying "Yeah." over and over!
Piers
Huh? What do you mean?
Aiba
Seriously, Date?
Are you illiterate or something?
Maybe I need to up your dosage?
Date
(Oh, not you too! Is this some kind of elaborate prank?)
Piers
Anyway, if you didn't get it for some reason, Enrico just mentioned something...
There was a very shady looking van backstage when those guys showed up...
And it's been constantly in this parking lot lately.
It always parks at the exact same spot, too.
We think there might be a few shady dealings going on with it.
Date
I see... That's exactly the kind of info I was looking for! Thanks!
Piers
No problem. Let's go, Enrico. We gotta find the captain!
Enrico
Yeah.
Date
...
No, but seriously... What's up with that?
Aiba
Sorry if you're too dumb to understand.
Now, get moving, won't you?
Date
Alright, alright...
Hmmm... That's the van...
Weird, my X-ray vision doesn't seem anything wrong with it.
But... It just doesn't feel normal.
Guess I gotta take a closer look.
???
No, you aren't!
Date
Huh? Trying to interrupt a detective's job?
Wait, you're-
Big Pussy
The #2 hostess in Coolsville. Big Pussy.
Date
W-What are you doing here?!
Aiba
Date, don't get too excited!
Big Pussy
I'm just telling you you can't go in there. Nothing else.
Is that much clear?
Date
You're playing security guard now?
...Is that a request you get often? Kinky...
Aiba
DATE!
Big Pussy
If you don't get away from that van...
I'm gonna show you how I got to the #2 spot at the club!
Date
Wait, we get to have a one-on-one for free?
Hell yeah, count me in!

  1. Date Kaname
  2. Big Pussy
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Winner Sakakura Juzo

Ichiban Awakens[edit | edit source]

Ichiban
Ughhh....
???
Seems like you made it, victim of Chaos.
Ichiban
Uhhh... I'm... I'm alive?
Jack
Chaos wasn't successful in his attempt at your life.
I found you while looking for loot. Anything that could help me kill Chaos.
Ichiban
Who the hell is "Chaos"? Is that the Dragonlord's name?
Jack
Chaos is who I'm going to kill.
He's been waiting for us at the Shrine of Chaos.
Ichiban
Man, that's a generic name. Not as cool as "the Dragonlord and his Fortress!"
A-Anyway, did you... Somehow heal me?
Jack
I'm currently using the white mage job in my quest to kill Chaos.
I've been considering changing it, though. None of those skills are going to deal enough damage to Chaos.
Ichiban
Wait... Skills? Damage? Quest?
I don't know who you are, but I feel like we're gonna hit it off really well!
So... Well, seems like I'm gonna need to recruit a few party members before retrying that dungeon...
I was thinking, what's next on your list? Other than whatever's up with that Chaos guy...
Jack
I need to kill Chaos. It's not a hope or a dream. And I'm not going to get sidetracked.
Ichiban
Did you already finish every sidequest or something? Or maybe your list glitched?
Or... Are you just one of those guys who rush the main story?
Jack
Shut up! Chaos... I can smell it. Chaos approaches us.
Ichiban
What? The final boss can leave his room?
What kind of bullshit is this?!
Charles
Hmmm, you waking up this early wasn't part of our plans...
Ichiban
Oh... Those are just some level 10 mooks...
Heavyweight
You dare say that about us?!
You'll regret not sleeping all the way to next week!
Charles
Fair odds, huh? A two on two.
Ichiban
We're fighting? Wait... Does this mean this guy DID join my party?
Alright, let's show them what we've got!

  1. The Shimano Family (Heavyweight & Charles)
  2. Ichiban's Party (Kasuga Ichiban & Jack Garland)
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Charles Ichiban Kasuga Count-Out
Winner The Shimano Family

Heavenly Potemkin Twink Burial[edit | edit source]

  1. Zagreus
  2. Potemkin
  • Singles

Winner Potemkin
Notes Twink Fucking Destroyed

Jobbers Meeting[edit | edit source]

  1. The J.O.B Squad
  2. D-Generation Z (Zoomer & The Mid Show)
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Gene Zoomer Count-Out
📷Gallery
Winner The J.O.B Squad

Ushiromiya's Fourth Training[edit | edit source]

Battler
Alright! I finally did it!
Wait... That means I'm ready to graduate, right?
...Right?
Kinzo
No! No! Not at all! All you did was beat a low carder half your size, after all!
Battler
Then where do I go from here? Back to that Mid Show guy?
Kinzo
No use in repeating old lessons.
In fact, I think you should focus on something else for tonight...
Battler
Oh? Are you gonna have me cut a promo?
Kinzo
Not that. Instead, you'll truly learn how to behave in the ring.
Battler
And how do you plan on teaching me that?
Kinzo
...By going out there alone.
Your opponent tonight is... no one! You'll be all by yourself!
You'll be as lonely as I am on every night since Beatoriche left me...
OOOOOOOOOH BEATOOOOOOORIIIIIIICHEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IF I COULD HAVE YOU BACK BY MY SIDE...
PAYING ANY PRICE FOR IT WOULD BE TOO CHEAP! I WOULD BARK FOR YOU, BEATORIIIIIICHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Battler
...Wait, you can't mean I'm gonna have to keep the crowd pumped up for 15 or 20 minutes like that, can you?
I won't even have a mic? I'm wrestling... thin air?
Kinzo
Know yourself the best before you get to know your enemy, Battler.
Battler
Ah, I see now... If I can put on a good match WITHOUT an opponent, then it means I could carry any opponent of mine too!
Grandfather, I'm going to entertain everyone! Just you watch!
Kinzo
...It's impossible for him to lose this one, isn't it?

  1. Ushiromiya Battler (0)
  2. No One (1)
  • Ironman 20m

Winner No One
Notes Literally, fighting no one. Thin air. Absolutely empty space. Nothingness itself.

Au au.

Return of the Red[edit | edit source]

  1. Jayden
  2. Adol Christin
  3. Char Aznable
  • Triple-Threat

Wrestler Elimination Details
Jayden Char Aznable
Winner Jayden

Millenium Eye of the Mad Dog[edit | edit source]

  1. Maximillion Pegasus (2)
  2. Majima Goro (1)
  • For Title: TFR Championship
  • 2/3 Falls

Winner Maximillion Pegasus

Kiryu Returns To Coolsville[edit | edit source]

Kiryu
...How do I always end up back in this damn city?
Well, Date told me we could meet up at Survive.
Time to head there.
Date! It's been a w-
Katsuya
Kiryu. It's been a while.
Kiryu
Huh? Where's Date?
Katsuya
He told me to come here on his stead. Apparently he had something urgent to take care of.
You see, Date has been investigating an underground group himself.
Apparently, they're having a meeting of sorts right now.
He had to head there immediately.
Kiryu
I see... Did he give you any info regarding Evolution, then?
Katsuya
Not exactly. You see, despite how big it is...
Evolution remains quite a mysterious organization.
They operate strictly in the shadows, and seem to be after some sort of "change".
What that means, though, no one knows. Not even the police.
If we hadn't been so busy with that other group I just told you about...
Maybe we could've dug deeper into them instead.
Kiryu
So, you're saying I'm on my own here.
Katsuya
I've got you a lead, though.
It seems your recent actions have caught their eyes.
They want to shut you down before you become a bigger problem for them.
And they've been searching the town for places they could potentially find you in.
Namely, your friend's club...
Kiryu
No way! You mean...
Katsuya
Yes. That's why I needed to give you this message as soon as possible.
It's why you couldn't wait for Date, either.
There's a chance Evolution's Ryback Family might attack it at any moment.
Kiryu
I can't let that happen. They won't touch anyone close to me!
Katsuya
I'll be patrolling the area myself. If you need any help, don't hesitate to give me a call.
Kiryu
Don't worry about that. They're looking for me specifically. So it's my duty to show up.
Katsuya
...I see you've got a strong sense of justice and duty.
I respect that, Kiryu.
Kiryu
I'm off now. I need to be quick, or else everyone will be in danger because of me.
Katsuya
Until later, then. And don't risk your life.
Kiryu
...
...
Is everything okay over here?
Vergil
Ooooh, look who's back! The Dragon himself! It's good to see you, Kiryu!
We just opened up for the day. Why don't you have a seat?
Kiryu
Sadly, I'm not here to have fun.
I heard this place might be targeted by... A few enemies of mine.
Vergil
And you think we couldn't handle that?
Our hosts and hostesses are the most powerful in Coolsville.
I guess you haven't had time to watch any of our bouts.
Besides, they'd be more motivated than ever to protect the place they work on.
Kiryu
I can't take any risks here.
I owe your boss that much.
Vergil
I see, I see. Quite a noble way to carry yourself.
But I'm sure this place will be just fi-
???
FEED! ME! MORE!
Vergil
...Huh?
Kiryu
They're here!
Dammit, no time for talking! There's so many of them!
...Huff...Huff...
Vergil
Ugh... Did this tire you out? I... I took out a handful of them myself.
Kiryu
I'm fine... More importantly, here he comes...
Ryback
WAKE UP! IT'S FEEDING TIME!
Kiryu
Take all your clients outside. This is my fight.
Vergil
I understand how you feel... I'll do it.
Ryback
You did a good job getting rid of my soldiers, I'll admit!
But the big guy's gotta eat!
And you're looking like the perfect meal!
Kiryu
I guess... It's me and you, then! Bring it on!

Vs. Ryback[edit | edit source]

  1. Kiryu Kazuma
  2. Ryback
  • Singles

Winner Kiryu Kazuma

Ryback
Arrrghh! You... ain't half bad...
Kiryu
I could say the same... about you...
Ryback
This is... it...
Kiryu
Huff... Huff...
Ryback
I guess... you w-were too much... for the big guy to handle.
Kiryu
Are you okay? Stand up.
Ryback
Y-Yeah. I'll make it.
You know...
Kiryu
What is it? Want to go for Round Two?
Ryback
...You remind me of my favorite book... The Secret...
It turned my life around when I was in the gutter.
It made me believe that there are greater things in life...
And I just saw them first hand by fighting you, Dragon.
Kiryu
What do you mean with that?
Ryback
I...I want to turn it all around again.
Your mental strength is something not even I can hope to achieve as things are!
You fight with positivity... And that's why I need to ask...
Would you allow the big guy and what remains of the Ryback Family to join your ranks?
Kiryu
...Sure. If you're willing to repent for what you've done.
Ryback
I guess we need to start by cleaning up the mess we made in this club, then.
Kiryu
You get to that. I'm glad to know I, uh, helped you as much as... that... book...
Ryback
You really are the strongest of them all...

ROYAL RUMBLE[edit | edit source]

  1. Central
  2. Ooishi Kuraudo
  3. Robert
  4. Mario
  5. Char Aznable
  6. Haze Stratos
  7. Walter
  8. Majima Goro
  9. Regigigas
  • For Title: TFR #1 Contender
  • Royal Rumble

Wrestler Elimination
Ooishi Robert
Walter Central
Winner Crash
  1. Dante
  2. Extra
  3. God's Son
  4. Apollo Justice
  5. Char Aznable
  6. Tazuna Joe
  7. Robert
  8. Kyle Hyde
  9. Haze Stratos
  10. Nero
  11. Ooishi Kuraudo
  12. Majima Goro
  13. Rean Schwarzer
  14. Gregory Edgeworth
  15. Piers Nivans
  16. Hijiri Jyoji
  17. Raiden (MG)
  18. Adol Christin
  19. Walter
  20. Central
  21. Potemkin
  22. Mario
  23. Gold
  24. Yuki Makoto
  25. Regigigas
  26. Heisenberg
  27. Hisoka
  28. Zoomer
  29. HUNK
  30. Stork
  • For Title: TFR #1 Contender
  • Royal Rumble

Wrestler Elimination
Robert Extra
God's Son Apollo Justice
Kyle Hyde Dante
Char Aznable God's Son
Kyle Hyde Char Aznable
Tazuna Joe Robert
Ooishi Kuraudo Tazuna Joe
Kyle Hyde Nero
Haze Stratos Rean Schwarzer
Kyle Hyde
Pier Nivans Haze Stratos
Ooishi Kuraudo Pier Nivans
Raiden Gregory Edgeworth
Adol Christin Majima Goro
Walter Adol Christin
Raiden Central
Potemkin Hijiri Jyoji
Yuki Makoto Walter
Ooishi Kuraudo Gold
Regigigas Ooishi Kuraudo
Raiden
Potemkin Hisoka
Zoomer Mario
Stork Yuki Makoto
Heisenberg Regigigas
HUNK Stork
Potemkin HUNK
Heisenberg
Zoomer
📷Gallery
Winner Potemkin

Leon Visits The Sonozaki House[edit | edit source]

Fred
Aaand there we are. The signal points towards this place.
"The Sonozaki Residence", huh...
I think I heard this name before, apparently they're a big deal.
I also heard... There was a mafia family with that name? Something like that.
Leon
T-THEY TOOK ADA HOSTAGE?!!!
NO WAY! I CAN'T ALLOW THAT!!
AAAADAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR IS HERE!!!
Fred
Leon, wait up!
Leon
YOOOOU! GIVE ADA BACK!
Kasai
Oh, we have a visitor?
Leon
GET OUT OF MY WAY, DAMMIT! I NEED TO SEE IF SHE'S OKAY!
Kasai
Sir, I don't know what you're talking about, but this is private property.
And I don't believe you've been invited.
Leon
JUST TELL ME! WHERE IS HER? WHERE IS ADA?!!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!!!
Kasai
Mmmm, that name... Yes, I do think I know who you're talking about.
But I'm afraid the Sonozaki Family really doesn't have anything to do with her.
Leon
BULLSHIT! MY, UH, MY GPS SAYS SO! SHE'S HERE!
WHY DID YOU TAKE HER? WHAT'S YOUR PLAN, YOU VILE FUCKS?!
Kasai
Very well, I can see this talk isn't going anywhere.
As the Captain of the Sonozaki Family, I'll have to intervene.
I didn't want to do this kind of stuff, and especially not here...
But it seems I have no choice.
Fred
LEON! Why are you so hasty? And stop screaming at him for n-
Leon
HOLD MY SUIT, FRED!

Vs. Kasai Tatsuyoshi, Captain of the Sonozaki Family[edit | edit source]

  1. Kasai Tatsuyoshi
  2. Leon S. Kennedy
  • No Holds Barred

Winner Leon Kennedy
Notes Leon cheesed the boss by repeatingly spamming ladder hits.

Vs. Albert Wesker[edit | edit source]

Chris
I knew you'd be here, Wesker!
You couldn't have been any more obvious.
Wesker
CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
...I still do not understand your business with me right now.
Chris
That briefcase, Wesker! I already told you, you're giving it back!
Wesker
...I'm afraid I'm not, Chrisssss.
This has very... Relevant... Research material.
Chris
I know exactly what's in it! You don't need to try to trick me.
Wesker
I have a very important meeting to get to right now.
Chris
Oh, you're thinking about passing it on?
No way! Not before I get my hands on it!
My mission depends on that briefcase, and I'm not gonna give it up!
Wesker
Don't waste my time, Chrisssssss!
Chris
You're not getting away again!
OVER MY DEAD BODY, WESKERRRRRR!
Wesker
CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

  1. Chris Redfield
  2. Albert Wesker
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Winner Chris Redfield
Notes Boulder Smash'd

Chris
WESKEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Wesker
CHRIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Chris
I'm... at my limit.
He moves so fast, dammit...
Do I have any strength to fight anymore?
...
Huh?
N-No way! That's... That's the briefcase!
That's it! I can't give up now!
My objective is right there... Wesker certainly just gave it to that guy...
I... I gotta get up! I gotta make a run for it!
Wesker
W-Wait! Wait up, Chrisssss!
You- You didn't even let me finish you off!
AWWWW, COME OOOOOON!
I EVEN BLEACHED MY HAIR AGAIN BEFORE THIS MATCH!
Chris
Huh... Isn't that... The van, again?!
That fat guy didn't learn his lesson, huh?
Whoever had the briefcase just went in through the back doors...
Alright, I gotta check this out!
W-What?
That... Was this a secret entrance? But how?!
I've seen this van drive off before. What is this place? How does it even work?
Could this also be Wesker's doing?
Dan
Ah, you're here again, aren't you?
I'm afraid, though, you got quite unlucky. This time you didn't catch me off guard.
Chris
Huh? Last time we saw each other you ran away with your tail between your legs!
Dan
I don't think you realize... Now, you're trapped in my realm...
May this teach you not to mess with others' personal business.
Sweet dreams, Redfield...
Chris
Wait! What... What is... this...?
So... slee...py...........
...

BONUS: The Duelists of Dicks[edit | edit source]

  1. Ushiromiya Battler (3)
  2. Agent 47 w/ Dildo Bat (0)
  • Ironman 20.
  • Extreme Rules

📷Gallery
Winner Chris Redfield
Notes Boulder Smash'd

ED4[edit | edit source]

Season 0 Ending 04 "D.D.D.D."