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Biggest Pussy Around[edit | edit source]

  1. Big Pussy
  2. Kevin Nash
  • Championship: Real Big Pussy Title
  • Singles

Big Pussy Winner
Carder showed up and attacked Nash, then took the credit at the end of the match. Notes

Leaving The Yeagerists Behind[edit | edit source]

Arthur
Y'know, I joined this group thinking it was a gang of men striving for freedom...
But all I've seen them doing lately has been assisting some damn gang war!
Who gives a horse's crap about that?
Really, it makes me feel like they're pawns more than anything.
But worse than that, last time we all got together for a beer...
We got our party crashed by some Italian fellows!
At least when Dutch was around all I had to worry about was the Pinkertons and the tag team titles.
And then there was that whole "our lions" talk. The hell was that all about?
I don't know... Honestly, I've been thinkin' about just leaving it all behind.
Maybe I should even drop this sport altogether.
All I've seen are guys rollin' around in the grass like they've been shot just because someone touched their shoulder!
This doesn't seem like it was made for real men, like wrestling is. Where's the oil and the grappling, for God's sake?
Ruber
Hey. Have you been talking to yourself?
Arthur
Eh? Ah, don't worry about me. Just ramblin' about stuff.
You, uh, finished that plan of yours?
Ruber
I heard what you said, Arthur. And...
I agree with you. The Yeagerist movement has no future as things stand.
They've lost their vision, they've lost their grip.
If you're gonna pursue freedom, you must do it on your own.
Arthur
You think so? Then... I guess we're done with them?
Ruber
Arthur, you don't have to trust THE plan anymore.
Instead... Why don't you trust MY plan?
Arthur
...I think I like what you're sayin', friend.

The Greatest Debut In The History of TFR[edit | edit source]

  1. Mafia CityCharles & Robo-Battler
  2. My MovieBlue & Red Light Color
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Red Light Color Charles
Winner My Movie

Battle for the Dream[edit | edit source]

Walter
Hoy, this is the time to prove you've really got what it takes!
To see if you've got the fire in your eyes, the will to fight for what you seek!
You must understand how many things have been sacrificed so you could be here today.
Many men have endured the spankings, the fistings and the rough suckings!
All so you'd have the chance to fulfill your dream.
So tell me, are you ready to do this?
Extra
Yes, sir!
I've watched all of Aniki's motivational speeches, too. Ass we can!
I'm determined to commit to this road, no matter the risks I'll need to take.
Walter
Good. Then allow us to march onward!

Koshimizu
You've finally unlocked your potential.
At this level of strength, I fully expect you to make quick work of "Tre".
Red
I wouldn't be so confident. He always pulls something out of his ass when his back is against the wall.
Koshimizu
Pulls something... What?
Red
Uh... He does well when the odds are against him.
Either way, this is finally it, huh?
I've waited so long... And I'm not getting any younger, either.
It's not about what I want anymore.
It's about what I must do. I have no other choice. It's a duty I must fulfill.
Koshimizu
Then, you shall go on ahead. To the greatest fight of your life.

Extra
Red, I'm going to stop you.
Red
Tre, I'm going to breed with you.

  1. Extra
  2. Regigigas & PotemkinKane's Pokemon
Iconic Match
  • Handicap
  • Tornado-Tag

Wrestler Elimination
Potemkin Extra
Kane's Pokemon Winner

Extra's performance was beyond what anybody expected for an easy squash match.

A Bond Between Man and Machine[edit | edit source]

Charles
You know, this is like a victory lap at this point!
I knew we could make it. Keyword, "we".
I really do need to thank you...
If I had never met you, I don't think I could become a mafia boss.
You've given me strength. You've given me the backup I needed...
But more than anything, you've given me precious memories.
I'm really glad to have you by my side.
Robo-Battler
E-EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH???
Charles
So... Can we make a promise to each other?
We're going to conquer this Mafia CityTM together... Hand in hand.
Robo-Battler
T-T-T-THAT'S...
Charles
Come on, there's no need to be shy.
When we're together, no one can stop us.
So... Let's keep our bond going forever, shall we?
Because you're not only my partner in business anymore.
You're also... My partner in life.
Robo-Battler
I... I... I...
YOU...
YOU... K-K-KNOW I'M S-S-STRAIGHT, R-RIGHT?
ACTUALLY, I-I THINK I'VE M-M-MET MY SOULMATE RECENTLY!
S-SHE'S A REALLY PRETTY ROBOT, AND, UM, WELL...
HERE, I-I'LL SHOW YOU...
A-AS YOU CAN SEE, ME AND THAT LADY ARE VERY CLOSE...
AND, W-WELL, HMMM... S-SHE IS QUITE GRACIOUS AT SUCTION, YOU KNOW? I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING L-LIKE IT BEFORE...
T-THE TRUTH IS... I REALLY LOVE HER... AND-

The Final Escape[edit | edit source]

  1. Zagreus
  2. Spazz Maticus
  3. Jayden (Escaped)
  • Triple-Threat
  • Steel Cage Escape

Jayden Winner

Ruins of the Lost Eden[edit | edit source]

Ruber
Arthur, you don't need to trust THE plan anymore.
Ruber
Instead... Why don't you trust MY plan?
Arthur
...I think I like what you're sayin', friend.
Vergil
Tonight, we're paying tribute to this shrine of power.
The place that would once shelter many men's dreams.
The place where fantasies were fulfilled...
Aniki
And asses were filled!
Vergil
I see you still remember the things we used to say, Aniki.
You were one of our most formidable workers, after all.
Ricardo
I need to say, though, I'm worried about the boss. Where is he?
Vergil
He's... Not in very good shape, right now.
But worry not. I'm sure he'll be back to his full power before long.
Ricardo
I see. I'd surely hope so.
Big Pussy
Did they figure out who was behind the arson?
Cum Bucket
Not at all, but I'd bet it was one of those violent wrestlers.
Those animals don't know how to keep their anger in check, and they take their gimmicks too far!
Aniki
...
Vergil
Either way, if you want to visit your former workplace one last time, the police has allowed you to do so.
Ricardo
Hey, that sounds nice. I've created many memories in those private rooms...
Aniki
I can imagine. Actually, there's a specific place I want to check.

Aniki
This room used to be Van's own personal dungeon.
I've lost count of how many clients he brought in here.
But... Van didn't come tonight. I haven't seen him in a while, either.
So I figured I could go in there, and check if there's something I can bring back to him. A memento of sorts.
He's been a pretty good friend all those years, and-
Huh? That came from inside...
Well, I'm a pretty curious man. Guess it's time to explore the dungeon!

  1. Aniki
  2. Van Darkholme
  • Extreme Rules

📷Gallery
Aniki Winner

Final Therapy Session[edit | edit source]

Haze
So yeah, doc, I think things are finally looking up for me.
I've got a closure on my dad as far as I'm concerned. Hopefully I'll never see that fucker again.
And... Well, it turns out I really did win that match the other day, as you can see in this photo...
Therapist
You know what, Haze? I'm proud of you. It's good you won't be needing me as much anymore.
My schedule's been pretty full. I've got a new client who's gonna be needing plenty of attention in the near future.
...His head is all messed up, it seems. Pretty tough stuff.
Haze
Well, I wouldn't want to be on his skin, that's for sure.
Therapist
Anyway, Haze... I believe in you. This picture does look legit.
Still, I looked around and... The official match results say you lost. Any idea why that is?
Haze
You think I'm a telepath or some shit? No way I could know what's going on in the mind of the retard who marked me as the loser.
Must've been drugged out of his mind or something.
???
Excuse me, but I believe it might have been on purpose.
Haze
Hah? Who the fuck are you?
Edgeworth
Just another patient. Well, actually, I'm not the patient. He is.
Gregory
I have a theory!
The people backstage have had their memories manipulated, which is why they remember it as your loss!
Edgeworth
...As you can see, he needs help.
Haze
Yeah, no doubt about that. Anyway, what do you mean "on purpose"?
Edgeworth
It's a long story, but to keep things short, there's a match fixing scandal going on behind the scenes in TFR.
Haze
Match fixing scandal? Bet that's somehow related to some pedo ring...
Edgeworth
We'll be looking into their connections later on, but, for now... Would you please hand me that picture? It could be very useful evidence at court.
Haze
What? Fuckers in the street are gonna be calling me crazy again!
Edgeworth
So I take it you don't want your win proven.
Haze
...Fine, fine. You better make good use of it.
Edgeworth
Don't worry about that. I'll make them regret what they've done.

The Champions Vs. The Contenders[edit | edit source]

[PEGODSUS promo and Bevi funny sounds]

  1. TFR Champion Maximillion Pegasus & King of Jobbers Narihisago Akihito
  2. KoJ Contender Sakakura Juzo & TFR Contender Bevi
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination
Bevi Narihisago Akihito
Team Contenders Winner

Searching for Ada[edit | edit source]

Leon
Jesus... This place looks awful.
Ada, I'm so sorry you have to go through this.
Fred
Awful? I mean, yeah... But it sure smells like China in here.
It must feel like home for her!
Leon
That crazy bastard is gonna pay for what he did!
Fred
Are you sure she's still here?
Place looks pretty empty to me.
Leon
I was expecting it to be full of his goons.
However, the lack of them gives me an eerie feeling for some reason...
???
MMMMMMMMMMMM, I wonder why that is, boy?
HUNK
I've been encharged with guarding this woman.
And as you mmmmmmmust know, I never fail my mmmmmmmmmissions.
Fred
Leon... It's Mr. Death!
Leon
What?
Fred
The Grim Reaper!
Leon
Who?
Fred
The Umbrella Badass!
Leon
Eh?
Fred
The Mercenary of Darkness!
Leon
...Okay, okay, I get it! But... There's a problem here, Fred.
Fred
Which is?
Leon
Well, I can't really fight, can I?
Fred
That looks exactly like your old one...
Leon
Yeah, I know, I've got great taste, right?
Fred
Okay, but look at it this way: This is your one chance to show Ada your in-ring skills live!
Leon
...You're right... I could even debut a new move or two!
Alright, I'll take it off, then! Let's do this!

Vs. HUNK, U.S.S. Alpha Team Leader[edit | edit source]

  1. Leon S. Kennedy (1)
  2. HUNK (2)
  • Ironman 20'

HUNK Winner

Leon
Dammit, Fred, I thought I would be showing off my skills in this one!
But I barely have time to think. He's way too aggressive.
Hey, buddy, do you need some apple juice or something? You gotta chill down.
HUNK
...
Leon
Buddy?
HUNK
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, seems like my contract just ran out.
I charge for each pure strike, you know?
Well, the Umbrella Badass isn't gonna work for free. Our fight ends here.
...Nighthawk, this is HUNK. Need info on my extraction.
Fred
You don't have any idea how lucky you just got.
Leon
Really? Thought he'd make a good drinking partner.
He looks like he drinks Jack...
Fred
Anyway, Leon, as you were fighting... I came across this.
Leon
Huh? A diary? That-That's Ada's!

Thank yoo for heruping me, Reon!
By distracting that man guarding me, I managed to get away!
He was quite a HUNK of a man, though... What a waste!
I must reave to Coorsvirre Hirrs now, though!
It's the onry way I can protect my homerand!
Otherwise, that man... He's about to starutto war with them!
If he redeems the nucrear carudo, it wirr be over!
Be seeing you, Reon.

Leon
I never get tired of Ada's beautiful handwriting... It even smells nice.
Fred
...
Leon
Wait, you're telling me... China is about to be nuked?
If that happens, imagine how much this planet is gonna lose!
Sushi, Karaoke... I'll never drink Sake again, either!
But most importantly, Ada! And all women like her!
I can't let it happen. I need to follow her right now!
AAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Fred
Oh well, here we go again...

Ushiromiya's Twelfth Training - Making Magic[edit | edit source]

  1. JONAH
  2. Ushiromiya Battler
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Ushiromiya Battler Winner

Ichiban Returns to the Main Quest[edit | edit source]

Mario
Woohooo! Hahaaaa!!!
Notsa bad! But not good enough either!
Yous gonna need-a train wayyyy more to beat me!
This is MY kart, after all!
Ichiban
Ugh, come on! I've been trying to beat Star Cup for the last 3 days!
The final track is crap. Who designed this?
I keep crashing on the last corner!
You know what... I'm fed up with this...
I'll just finish it in postgame. Time to get back to the main quest!

Okada
Are you finally done, Kasuga Ichiban?
Ichiban
Kind of... Can we just not talk about it?
Sinbad
Took you long enough, Ichi.
Ichiban
Wait, were you guys... Staring down Jack's buddies this whole time?
Oh, right, the main story pauses while I'm doing side stuff. Shouldn't question it.
Sinbad
I mean, we couldn't start this fight 3-on-4, could we?
Okada
Considering how strong those four are, no, we couldn't.
Ichiban
Alright, I'm here now... Let's see what they've got!

Vs. Jack's Squad[edit | edit source]

  1. Ichiban's PartyKasuga Ichiban, Sinbad, Serge, Okada Kazuchika
  2. Jack's SquadDepp, Bathhouse Owner, Hopper, Jack Garland
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination Details
Jack Serge Count-Out
Depp Kasuga Ichiban
Sinbad Submission
Hopper Okada Kazuchika
Jack's Squad Winner
Serge did the thing again.

Ichiban got unlucky.

Sinbad tapped out despite being only a few minutes total tagged in.

Okada was 1v4.

Notes

Ichiban
Jack... Come on already, man...
I've done all the side content, and you still haven't come back?
This is taking way too long, can't we just make up already?
I mean... At least tell me... Why?
Why did you leave us?
Why are you our enemy all of a sudden?
Jack
Isn't it obvious?
You've aligned yourself with Chaos.
Ichiban
I mean, yeah, but Okada's buddies are overall pretty nice.
Well, except for that ONE guy, but still.
Have...
Have they done something to you we don't know about?
Jack
So, you don't know what Chaos has done?
That man... The leader of Chaos, that you now have on your side...
Has trapped and killed multiple people...
In a death game.
Chaos has also led this world to ruin, and caused death and suffering to people who didn't follow him.
That's why I have to stop Chaos.
I must. Kill. Chaos.
Ichiban
O-Okada... Is that true?!!
Sinbad
How come I never heard about any of that? Did the media cover it up?
Okada
...
I... I...
I have no idea what he's talking about.
Jack
I see... So you won't admit it, Chaos?
Very well, prepare to face your end!
Okada
There's one thing, though.
Ichiban
One thing? What?
Okada
...It's CHAOS. Not Chaos, just CHAOS. All uppercase.
That's what my group is called.
Jack
What?!
Impossible... Then you're not... You're not the man who turned into a skeleton and killed everyone?
Okada
No, I'm not. And I haven't heard about THAT part of the story either. I'm just the Rainmaker!
Hah... Hahahahah, I see!
So... My search for Chaos is not over yet?
I'm sorry for mistaking you for an enemy, Ichiban. You're not Chaos after all.
Ichiban
Hahahah, no problem, friend.
Misunderstandings happen!
Jack
Very well, then. I shall look for chaos somewhere else. Chaos is probably at the barber shop right now.
Ichiban
Wait up, he's not rejoining?
AWWW, COME ON NOW!
HE EVEN GOT HIMSELF TO A HIGHER LEVEL!

Extra Steps Carrying Tables[edit | edit source]

  1. Narushima Koga
  2. Stork
  3. Segata Sanshiro
  4. Dan Schneider
  5. No One
  • Elimination
  • Tables

Wrestler Elimination
Dan Schneider Segata Sanshiro
No One Stork
Dan Schneider
Narushima Koga No One
📷Gallery
Narushima Koga Winner

Koga got frozen in a corner for half the match looking in horror at nothing.

Then he won.

Shimano's Final Offer[edit | edit source]

Shimano
Long time no see, Steven.
Shall we get the peace talks started?
Steven
You know the kind of man I am, Shimano.
I can deal with all kinds of people. Even those who aren't like me.
I was in an all-black band in Detroit once, you know?
I still remember the drummer, Dwight. Had some real talent, shame he got arrested.
I'm willing to listen to your propositions, so you better make my time worth it.
Shimano
Still actin' so high and mighty, I see.
You do know I am the most powerful man in the country currently, correct?
Steven
All you have is political power, Shimano. I've got a different kind of power you will never attain.
The power of Aikido... Guides my body and soul.
Shimano
Very well, then. Let's make this quick.
My generous offer is...
You'll get the Sonozaki Family out of Coolsville by the end of this week.
In exchange... I'll let you live.
Steven
So that's what you meant... Knowing you, I'm glad I came prepared.
Shimano
Rejecting my kindness like that? You break my heart, Steven!
It seems like we'll have to do it the hard way, then. Just how I like it!
Steven
Do you really think I'm surprised by this?
Come out, boys.
Chris
Shimano!
Shimano
Coolsville Police? They're on your side?
...It doesn't matter! It's only a matter of time before my troops overwhelm yours.
With the help of the Yeagerists, you'll soon enough be crawlin' at my feet.
Do you really think I can be defeated here?
Chris
The police is the least of your worries, Shimano. I'm BSAA Captain Chris Redfield.
Shimano
BSAA? And what do I even have to do with you?
You can pin many crimes on me, but bioterrorism isn't one of them!
Chris
That's where you're wrong! You took the top-secret object found at the underground Altar... That virus!
Shimano
Oh, that thing Hazz obsessed about? It was a virus? I've still got the key to the safe where it's being stored, even!
I had already gained his trust, but giving that to him guaranteed I would become his right-hand man.
And look where I am now. On top of the goddamn world.
Chris
A man who betrayed everyone that has trusted him in the past to get there.
That, I cannot respect.
Shimano
You really are going through with this?
Do you even know who I am, asshole?!
Chris
I don't care who you are. The comrades I've lost would give me enough power to defeat God himself!
Shimano
What is this empty bullshit you're spewing out?
Have you really lost so many people you've got no one by your side anymore?
I guess you really are an incompetent fuck after all!
Because standing up to me alone... Is something only a man with nothing to lose would do!
Chris
Shimano... You really are a despicable man.
You might be as evil as Evil Itself!
Shimano
You can't blame me if you're not able to understand my ideals.
But then again, what would I expect from someone with a head full of hair?
Maybe I should rip it all out with my bare hands this time around!
Chris
Enough talk! Tonight, I'll free this nation from your tyranny!
Shimano
...Then I'll be glad to toss you halfway across the ocean!

Vs. Shimano Futoshi, Patriarch of the Shimano Family[edit | edit source]

  1. Chris Redfield, Alpha of the BSAA
  2. Shimano Futoshi, Patriarch of the Shimano Family
  • No-DQ

📷Gallery
Chris Redfield Winner

Quality short match. Boulder Smash 1-2-3

To End All Yakuza...[edit | edit source]

Steven
This circus isn't gonna keep going for much longer.
I should bring in the tanks with our secret weapon.
About time we put an end to this.
???
I won't let you do that, Steven.
Kiryu
This has gone too far.
I need answers, and I need them now.
Steven
Kiryu? What are you doing here?
Kiryu
I'm here... To bring back the man who taught me everything I know.
What changed? How did you become the one behind the keyboard operation?
Steven
So you've heard...
Kiryu, our era is over. The time for men like us has come and gone.
Because of our actions. No... Because of my actions, more than anyone else's...
Many people have been hurt. Many people have lost their lives. Many people have sacrificed their dreams.
Age doesn't only bring you strength, Kiryu. It also brings you knowledge.
With age... I've seen the errors I committed when I was younger.
And the only way to atone for that... Is to end the Yakuza as a whole!
Kiryu
Steven...
You're not only bringing an end to the Yakuza. This is way, way worse than that.
Do you know how dangerous... Keyboards can be?
Steven
I know it's one million percent possible to kill someone with one of them, indeed.
Kiryu
You really have lost sight of yourself. Of what you've fought for.
Steven
I have not. That, I can assure you.
Kiryu
I'm through with this.
For everyone's sake... I must stop you!
Steven
Never thought we would end up having a rematch...
Let's see what you've learned since the last time we faced off.
If you pull any punches, you'll regret it, Kiryu!

Vs. Steven Sonozaki, Patriarch of the Sonozaki Family[edit | edit source]

  1. Steven Sonozaki, Patriarch of the Sonozaki Family (1)
  2. Kiryu Kazuma, The Dragon of Kojima (2)
  • 2/3 Falls
  • No-DQ

Kiryu Kazuma Winner

Defeated the impossible odds risking it all with top rope moves in a row.

Fight of The Two Families[edit | edit source]

Steven
Kiryu...
What is this power you've gained?
You might have been the first one... To witness my strongest aikido techniques...
Never before has a human being survived them!
Kiryu
Steven... I'm not staying down until you tell me why you're doing this...
Steven
Very well... I think you've just proven you deserve to know the truth.
Kiryu... I am a cop, and have been for a very long time.
A reserve deputy sheriff in Coolsville, working under the radar. This is why I've got the entire police force backing me up.
Kiryu
You... You never told me about that!
So that's how you got your hands on Coolsville State Police property!
Steven
If I didn't keep those kind of things in the dark, Shimano would've taken over a long time ago.
The Sonozaki Family was the only thing keeping him in check.
Kiryu
So that's why... But still, why would you go that far?
Why would you get involved in such a dangerous scheme?
Steven
It's what I needed to do, as a man.
The time of the Yakuza is over.
The State is financing keyboard production. And they're not in the wrong for doing so.
We can't stop the evolution, Kiryu!
If we can't adapt to time... If we can't survive this new age, then we don't deserve to be here!
Kiryu
Steven, have you truly forgot what being a man means?
It's not about having weaknesses.
It's about how you keep struggling, and face them regardless!
The man that raised me would never bow down and help an enemy! That's what a coward would do!
Steven
Kiryu...
Kiryu
So come back... To your old self, Steven!
Steven
...
I'm... I'm sorry... Age has truly made me conceited.
Kiryu
It's okay. We all can make mistakes.
Steven
Then... Then...!
Goon
Having a moment there, old man?
Hate to interrupt, but it's about to be your last one!
Kiryu
Shimano has brought reinforcements?
Steven
I knew he wouldn't stop there.
Kiryu, you won't mind teaming up with this old fool again, right?
Kiryu
I don't know what you're talking about. It's always a pleasure to fight by your side!

Shimano
The Shimano Family's numbers far exceed Coolsville Police.
As I've said... It was a matter of time for this to be over.
Punch me as much as ya want, Redfield. I own this country, and there's nothing you can do to change that!
Chris
D-Dammit... I can still fight...
Steven
You thought those few mooks were enough to get rid of us?
Kiryu
No one can stop me and Steven when we fight together.
Shimano
Oh, so you made it through the first wave?
Don't worry, I've got way more from where those came from!
Chris
This is too many... We're backed into a corner here...
Steven
Do you really think so?
Took you long enough, Kasai.
Kasai
I apologize, boss. Me and Leo had to defend our residence, after all.
But I think we've got that out of the way just fine... He stayed back, and I'm here now.
Shimano
So... This will really be the final showdown between the Sonozaki family and us...
Alright! Let's make it rain blood!

(Kasai mows down a line of goons while Sonozaki and Shimano members fight fiercely in the background)

(Steven uses deadly Aikido techniques to toss opponent after opponent flying across the room)


Chris
We've got an opening!
Kiryu
Let's take him down!
(Double punch to Shimano's face)
Shimano
AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kiryu
...It's over, Shimano.
Chris
Over? To hell with that! You know how many people I've lost because of him?
I'M GONNA KILL THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
Kiryu
Stop!
To kill a man... Is a sin none of us main characters are allowed to commit...
Make the right decision, Chris.
Chris
...You're right... I can't lose track of my real goal here...
I've already gotten the key to the safe from him.
Kiryu
Then let's go. Let's leave this to the police.
(Kiryu turns around)
Shimano
....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I GOT YOU NOW, ASSHOLE!
(Throws keyboard at Steven's back)
Kiryu
Steven!
Shimano
And now... You're next, REDFIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEELD!
(-BANG-)
Chris
H-Huh?! W-Who... Did that...?
...
Probably just stray bullet... I need to focus.
My destination is...

Steven
Kiryu... T-There's a few things... I must tell you...
The legacy of Aikido...... You're the only true heir to it...
Kiryu
Steven!!!
Steven
Maybe... Putting an end to the Yakuza... Wasn't the right decision after all......
But... I had to do it... Because I was indebted to him...
Kiryu
D-Don't talk! Save your energy!
Steven
There's... Something I must apologize to you for...
Kiryu... The children at the orphanage...
I snatched all their parents... Punani...
Kiryu
...
Steven
I know... You can't forgive me for that...
But please... Protect the Sonozaki family................
Kiryu
It's... It's fine, Steven!
You were... This entire time, I considered you my real father!
...Steven? STEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
...
Why... Must it always end like this?
Ryback
Kiryu!
Masters
We came to help as soon as we heard about the huge war going on...
Sheamus
Seems like we were too late, fellas...
Ryback
There was something the big guy needed to tell you, but I guess this must not be a good time...
Kiryu
No... It's alright... I must follow his wish.
Masters
Kiryu, Jindrak has disappeared mysteriously.
Sheamus
Not a single trace of him anywhere in Coolsville.
Ryback
And more importantly... The entire alliance is on the move.
Kiryu
Now? And where are they going?!
Ryback
...Coolsville Hills.

Kiryu
Coolsville Hills... So that's where I need to go.
Chris
Coolsville Hills... So that's where I need to go.

Chat's Choice[edit | edit source]

  1. Joe Merrick
  2. Mario
  • Falls Count Anywhere

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Mario Winner

Singod's Promo Vs. Kyle Hyde[edit | edit source]

Singod botches start, Kyle shows up unnanounced. Sinbad calls Kyle the dumbest superstar and that he has high INT, then Kyle called him dumb and left at the third turn, winning.

At The Top of Coolsville Volcano[edit | edit source]

Saihara
Why do you insist on going alone? That has to be a trap!
Kyle
Yeah, your brother sounded like a piece of shit, really.
Do you really trust him with this?
Wright
...He's my brother. That's all I can say about it.
It's not about trusting or not trusting him at this point.
It's about trusting myself.
If I let things become this bad... I've got no one else to blame.
Don't worry. I'll come back. That's a promise.
And you better give me a bigger return pop than CM Punk got.
...Seriously, guys. You can do better than a pissant manlet fed that no one watches, right?
Sminem
...Phoenix...
It's at times like these that a man must follow his heart.
You can go ahead. Trust your instincts, and make things Wright!
Wright
...Thank you, boss.

Nick! Nick! Can we fight again?! I want to be just like Kasai!
Hmmm, did you learn something new? I've been busy studying...

Wright
I remember thinking you were such a dreamer...
Maybe I even looked down on you back then.
You wanted to be the best wrestler in the world... And I didn't really take wrestling seriously.

I did learn new moves! Look, I call this the "Phoenix Splash"!
...Wow, I gotta say, that was impressive!

Wright
I just wanted to go to law school. To go on with my life as a lawyer.
But you... There was nothing else you loved more.

Nick! Nick! Did you see The Undertaker's return?
The who now? Sorry, I haven't been keeping up.

Wright
In reality... I was such a fool.
Because as time went on, I learned how beautiful the life you wanted truly was.
It was only after you went away to pursue that dream that I started to appreciate this sport.
...Maybe it used to be a way for me to relive those memories of you...
Maybe, you're the reason I love this sacred art in the first place.
And then, by chance... I ended up contracted to a big promotion before you did.
And from that moment on... You never called me again...
But now I'm back for you, little brother.

Wrong
Having a monologue there, Wright?
Wright
No... It's more like talking to the me from the past.
Wrong
Oh? How cute. Recalling how you hit your first Phoenix Splash flawlessly...
After I spent years training that move, hurting myself over and over again until I could show it to you?
And to this day... I can still only hit its Inverted variation.
You think you're better to me just because you're a natural, don't you?
Wright
Natural? Have you checked my win/loss record, even?
Wrong
So what if you've been putting people over?
You must laugh at them as soon as you get backstage...
With those dominant genes of yours, you let them win out of pity, don't you?
Just like you would lay down for me in our matches at the orphanage!
Wright
It's not like that. You really were better than me back then!
Wrong
Bullshit! You've always been a liar! That's why I had to do what I did!
That's why, that night... I bashed your head from behind.
Wright
It was... You?
Wrong
I was just correcting the mistakes of the past.
By getting you fired and taking your spot in the roster, I punished you.
And by assisting Vitalik, I punished those who hired you, instead of recognizing my work in the indies!
Wright
Wrong...
You're right. You deserved it more than I did.
But that doesn't excuse attacking a man when he least expects it!
Wrong
You're still looking down on me? Still thinking you can judge my actions?!
It's always been the same, ever since we got those tattoos!
You got to have the legendary Phoenix on your back...
As for me... This embarassment! A fucking egg, for God's sake!
But this... This is why I came to this volcano.
In those flames... That egg will hatch, and I'll prove I'm worthy of the Phoenix!
Wright
Wait... What is that syringe in your hand?
You don't mean to...
Wrong
I will rise above being "God's Son". I will become...
God's Fury
GOD'S FURY!
NOW WITNESS ME, WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Vs. God's Fury[edit | edit source]

  1. Phoenix Wrong God's Fury (2)
  2. Phoenix Wright (4)
  • Extreme Rules
  • Ironman 30'

Phoenix Wright Winner

Wright and Wrong[edit | edit source]

Wright
Ahhh... Ahhh... God... Dammit...
God's Fury
I-I'm not finished with you yet, brother!
Wright
Wrong... We can't stay here much longer...
God's Fury
I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL ONE OF US IS DEAD IN THOSE FLAMES!
Wright
Hand over the evidence... Please...
God's Fury
TO HELL WITH THE EVIDENCE! THIS IS MUCH BIGGER THAN ANY OF THAT!
NOW COME ON, IT'S TIME TO FINISH YOU OF-
(Volcano rumbles)
Wright
Brother!
(Grabs his hand)
God's Fury
LET GO OF ME! I CAN DO THIS MYSELF!
Wright
You can't! You're gonna fall!
God's Fury
I... I... IF THAT'S WAY THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE, THEN SO BE IT!
A EGG COULD NEVER BEAT A FULLY HATCHED PHOENIX AFTER ALL.
Wright
Brother... You've been mistaken about your tattoo the entire time.
God's Fury
WHAT? ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!
Wright
It's not an egg at all... Haven't you seen what's written alongside it?
It says "God's Sun"... You must've mistaken it with "God's Son"...
It's a Sun, because... Because that's what you were supposed to be to all of us, Wrong.
You were supposed to be the one who brought light and hope to this world.
The one who'd make us all smile. Who'd bring us warmth and happiness.
And you used to be that for me. That's... That's who you really are!
God's Fury
W-What... Is the meaning of this...?
Wright
...You were Wrong the whole time...
God's Fury
H-Hah... You're... You're such a fool...
Wright
Let's go! Let's take the evidence and go back home. To our home.
God's Fury
The evidence? I hid it in the shack under the mountain.
Wright
...So you didn't destroy it... Thank you. Now, let's go.
God's Fury
Nick...
Wright
Y-Yeah? It's been a while since you've called me by that name.
God's Fury
I'm sorry.
(falls)
Wright
B-Brother? BROOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!
(volcano rumbles)
S-SHIT!
???
Don't worry, we've got you!
Wright
Saihara?! Kyle?!
Saihara
I told you it was a bad idea to come here alone.
Kyle
Guess we've just saved your ass, huh?
Wright
...
Saihara
I saw what happened there. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help.
Kyle
Yeah. If only we could've been faster...
Wright
...
Kyle, Saihara.
Saihara
Huh?
Wright
Let's go. We can't stop here, can we?
We need to save TFR... We must do it for Sminem.