S0E12

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Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Char Aznable
  2. Max Payne
  3. Robert
  • Triple Threat

Wrestler Elimination Details
Char Aznable Max Payne
Winner Simon Blackquill

The Council Decides Kirei's Project's Fate[edit | edit source]

???
So, that project of yours, is it getting off the ground soon?
Kirei
Indeed. Vitalik may have rejected my request for a partnership...
But I won't be stopped that easily.
???
If you believe so... Come here, let me check something.
...
Alright, son. You've got quite the firm handshake there.
Seems to me you won't be having any problems in your life.
Kirei
You need not worry. I've had it all figured out for quite a while.
My network of collaborators is quite extensive already.
???
Eh, I've got business to attend to. I'll talk to you about it later.
Hey, who's joining me for checkers?
Kirei
I'm afraid there's no "later". I need this approved right now.
And I need it by any means necessary.
???
Did anyone see my dentures?!
Mmmhmhmm... It's getting late... Almost 5PM already...
Kirei
So, I'll ask it one last time. Do all of you approve of my project?
???
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Kirei
I see. Absolutely no objections?
That's good, then. I'll make sure to take the next step as soon as possible...
Rejoice, people of Coolsville. You'll be in for a treat!

Beat The Cuck[edit | edit source]

Beat The Clock: Whoever wins the BTC match that lasts the least will become TFR #1 contender

  1. Zagreus
  2. Nero
  • Beat The Clock

Winner Zagreus

03:03.69

Beat The Job[edit | edit source]

– Beat The Clock - Round 2 –

  1. Geralt of Rivia
  2. Zoomer
  • Beat The Clock

Winner Geralt of Rivia

05:43

Haze Visits His Father[edit | edit source]

Haze
Hah, I could barely believe it when I got that call.
You finally got what was coming to you.
Heavyweight
S-Son... How can you say this is any fair?
Dan and Van got away with just a slap on the wrist!
Yet... I'm here, paying for all of their crimes.
Paying for all of Shimano's crimes, too.
Haze
So you really were involved with those mafia fucks... As if you couldn't go any lower.
For a second I almost wanted to believe you actually just had some shitty black market job.
But you're even worse than I thought, huh?
Heavyweight
S-Son... Come on! Help me out here!
Haze
Help? Seriously, you want help?! Hah, you can't even help yourself!
If I never saw you again, it'd be too soon.
Seems like your cellmate is coming, too.
I think he's gonna like you... Over seven feet tall, his name is Dwight.
But hey, weren't you into some weird fetishes? Guess you're gonna get to experience just that right now!
Heavyweight
Wait, son! Get back here you fucking punk! HAZE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Haze
Ahhh, I guess I really had to get that shit out of my chest.
Fucking asshole...
Well, guess I can take a break now. And what a better place to do that than at a park?
Not only can I wind down for a bit... I can also be on the lookout for pedos looking for their next target!
...Wait, is that...
Tomitake
Tomitake Flash! Tomitake Flash! Tomitake Flash!
Oh, hey there, Haze, was it?
Sorry I didn't notice you earlier. This is quite the nice place to take bird photos.
Haze
Yeah, I don't really give a shit about that... Uh, right. I gotta give this back to you.
Tomitake
Oh, one of the pictures of the Sonozakis I took at Chuck's, before it burned down?
Thank you. This is gonna be quite the rare one in a few years.
Anyway, did something happen to you? You look kinda grumpy.
Haze
The fuck are you saying? Never felt better!
Although you just reminded me of that bullshit with everyone calling me nuts...
Even the fucking therapist told me to stop coping after losing a match to that pervert in bird mask.
Fuck, thanks for nothing, asshole.
Tomitake
H-hey, sorry!
...Actually, I just got reminded of something. I was in the crowd for one of your matches recently.
One in which the lights went out, just as you pinned the guy.
Thankfully, my camera has a flash, so you can see it clearly here!
Haze
H-Huh... That's the match...
SO I REALLY WASN'T THAT INSANE AFTER ALL!
Tomitake
Eh? You look really excited.
Haze
...
Right. It's just that I really needed this. It's proof that I DID win that one.
But it makes me even more confused as to why so many people kept insisting I lost...
Well, I'll be taking it... T-Thanks, I guess.
Tomitake
What a weird guy. Glad he's happy with my gift, though. Anyway, back to work...
Tomitake Flash! Tomitake Flash! Tomitake Flash!

Beat The Ruse[edit | edit source]

– Beat The Clock - Round 3 –

  1. King Hassan
  2. No One
  • Beat The Clock

Winner King Hassan

04:32.31

Beat The Clown[edit | edit source]

– Beat The Clock - Round 4 –

  1. Hisoka
  2. Joker
  • Beat The Clock

Winner King Hassan

02:58.22

Entrance of The Final Dungeon, KaibaCorp[edit | edit source]

Ichiban
...Man, we sure got lucky there.
That guy... He was like Evil Itself...
I'm glad that detective came and cuffed him.
Sinbad
Heh, sorry I took so long, too. Had some business to attend to in Sindria.
It had been a while since my people last saw me.
Ichiban
I get it. A king must be full of duties after all!
Either way... Where to, now?
Sinbad
KaibaCorp. It's about time we finished this.
Are you ready, Ichi? This might be our toughest challenge yet.
Ichiban
Oh, a warning before the final dungeon? More games should have that!
Alright, let me pause for a second.
...Yeah, I'm ready. Are there no savepoints nearby, though?
Well, I guess we're doing this like it's hardmode. No problem.

Sinbad
...It's oddly quiet in here.
Ichiban
Sure is. Guess all mobs despawned.
???
Or maybe, it's just because no one wants to mess with CHAOS.
Okada
So you really did come, Kasuga Ichiban.
I guess that's more proof of your resolve.
Ichiban
Sorry, buddy, but you're standing in the way of a few part-time hero stars of mine.
Not to mention seven nails and some high-quality lumber. I can't just ignore that!
Sinbad
Ichiban... I'm pretty sure you can buy lumber and nails pretty easily out there!
Ichiban
Buying? What's the fun in buying?!
Besides, I still didn't get my 500 yen back from that karaoke session!
Bob
If it's rewards you're looking for, it's rewards I'll give you!
Heat
All you have to do is get through us one last time!
Okada
As for Hayashi, he's not gonna be here for this one.
He's escaping the police right now. Some detective got on his ass, but the guy seemed pretty incompetent, so it wasn't hard to run away from him.
Sinbad
...Seriously, Date?
Okada
Three on three. Sounds like fair odds, right?
Ichiban
Hell yeah! Bring it on, get me closer to finishing this quest!

Vs. CHAOS[edit | edit source]

  1. Kasuga Ichiban, Sinbad, SergeIchiban's Party
  2. Okada Kazuchika, Bob Utsunomiya, Heat O'BrienCHAOS
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination Details
Bob Utsunomiya Sinbad Count-Out
Okada Kazuchika Serge
Kasuga Ichiban Heat O'Brien Submission
Bob Utsunomiya Kasuga Ichiban
Winner CHAOS

Okada
Well done, Kasuga Ichiban. Once again you've proven you're a formidable warrior indeed.
Ichiban
You're not so bad, either...
Man, think how strong we would be if you joined this party! You must be like Level 80 or something!
Sinbad
Seems like we've got something else to worry about right now...
Ichiban
Shit, another ambush?!
Okada
No, that's not it... My plan worked.
Sinbad
...Plan?
Okada
By fighting in front of KaibaCorp, we managed to attract their attention.
But this time, we're prepared.
Kasuga Ichiban, allow me to join you.
Ichiban
You're really coming? Yeah! I love that feeling!
Okada
Our goals are aligned, aren't they?
We both want to stop KaibaCorp.
Sinbad
Then why did you keep challenging us to battle up until now?
Okada
Heh... You needed to be tested.
Surely you understand it, right, Kasuga Ichiban?
Ichiban
Yeah! This sort of thing happens all the time! No hard feelings!
Sinbad
...
Ichiban
Anyway, you come with all lategame equips and skills, right?
Okada
...
Ichiban
I mean, we're gonna need them! You can't expect me to fight twice in a row without any bonus like that!
Okada
Oh, you don't need to fight immediately, don't worry.
You can go do your substories. We'll wait here.
Ichiban
Seriously? Man... That's rad!

Beat The Cock[edit | edit source]

– Beat The Clock - Round 5 –

  1. Hisoka
  2. Joker
  • Beat The Clock

Winner Rance

03:53.29

Notes When Gene was about to certainly win, Hanyuu suddenly runs in and cucks him.

Goat probably has a thing for rape.

Red Challenges The Gym Leader[edit | edit source]

Koshimizu
You got close enough, but it seems like your pokémon failed you at the last second.
Red
...Can't say I didn't see it coming. He's a wuss after all.
Koshimizu
We can get through this loss. After all, you were still getting used to being a trainer.
However, your biological clock is ticking. We need to hurry up from now on.
Red
Oh, trust me, I know that better than anyone.
Koshimizu
I would hope so. Anyway, what I meant by that is...
You need some credentials to your name. You need to become a champion!
Or, at the very least, to become a big name in Coolsville. A gym badge would do you wonders.
Red
A gym badge...?
Koshimizu
Surely you've heard of Kane? The legendary pokémon trainer that became mayor of Knox County?
Red
I think I heard about him on the radio once, yeah.
Koshimizu
He should be backstage tonight. And I don't think he's got any matches scheduled after the losses from last week.
I'd bet he'll be looking for a challenge.
Red
Alright, got it. Let's see what facing an experienced trainer is like.

Red
That's gotta be... That's gotta be Kane!
Hey, are you the legendary Coolsville Gym Leader?
Kane
Legendary... Nah, I wouldn't call myself that anymore.
I've lost my touch. I can't get the best of my pokémon no longer.
But why do you ask?
Red
Well, uh, they call me Red around here... I... I wanted to challenge for your badge!
Kane
R-Red... Wait a second... Are you...
Red
Hm? Have we met before?
Kane
Nevermind. I'm sorry, I don't think I'm in conditions for a fight right now.
My pokémon are still healing at the pokécenter.
Red
Right... Seems like I'll have to look for another gym, then.
Do you know of any others?
Kane
Well, there's the water gym leader, in a nearby city. But he's a very dangerous man. I wouldn't recommend going anywhere near him.
Red
Water? Well, I'm not gonna back down. He's gonna be a piece of ca-
What?!
Kane
That's gotta be... That's gotta be...
Red, stand back! I'll deal with him myself!
  1. Red Kane
  2. Blue Kane
  • Singles

Winner Red Kane

Kane
Ughhh... I think I managed to paralyze him for a few turns...
Red, I need you to listen to me!
Red
W-What? What is it? What is even going on here?
Kane
Red... Your real name is La Carderina, right?
Red
Huh? How did you know?!
Kane
Hah... I remember like it was yesterday, when you were just a little goblin.
I gave it to you in tribute to your uncle.
Kane
Yeah, that's right... "Red", daughter of "The Big Red Machine".
Red
D-Dad? T-That's you?! It's been so long since I last saw you!
Kane
Sorry. It's the duty of every pokémon trainer to abandon their families to play with children's pets.
Red
But if we've not seen each other for so long, then why are you doing this?
Kane
Because you're still my daughter. Why else would I stand up to such a dangerous opponent?
...Fire is weak to water, you know?
Red
T-Then, are you losing? Dad, I can help you out!
Kane
What kind of man would I be if I let my daughter be in danger like that?
Blue Kane... He needs to be stopped, and I'm the only one who can do it.
Red... No, Carderina... If you're set on being a pokémon trainer...
Then you're the one that can carry on my legacy.
Red
Dad... Don't worry! I'll continue our lineage! I promise!
I-I mean, I've even got my eyes on the right guy to do it!
Kane
Looking for a boyfriend already? Hah, they grow up so fast...
Okay, I'm running out of time here.
I need to finish off Blue Kane with this turn.
I leave it all to you... Regigigas, all of my pokémon... And my badges, too.
I'm sure you've fought very hard to get this far. You're a real champion now, Red.
Red
N-No! Dad!

>Kane used Self-Destruct
>Blue Kane fainted!
>Red gained 99999999999 experience points!
>Red got $9999999 for winning
>Red acquired Water badge
>Red acquired Fire badge
>Red acquired gorillion other badges

Red
...I guess I'm a Pokémon Master now.
But I must fulfill my promise to him. To continue our lineage.
Tre... You're next.

East Vs. West[edit | edit source]

  1. The Console WarsSegata Sanshiro & Mario
  2. X-COMCentral & Joshua Graham
  • Contendership: /v/ Tag-Team # Contenders
  • Tornado-Tag

Wrestler Elimination Details
Central Segata Sanshiro
Winner X-COM

THE PLOT[edit | edit source]

Leon
Mmmghh... What was that about?
The hell? A flying cookie?!
Rika
Mii, don't be so rude to Itagaki! *hic*
Leon
Y-You... What's happening here?!
Actually, you know what, I'm not even gonna ask.
Can you just leave me alone, please? I'm really not feeling well.
Itagaki
Sorry, buddy, but we can't allow that!
Leon
W-Wait, the cookie talks?! Okay, maybe it's been too long since I last had a drink...
Itagaki
We've come here exactly because you can't just sleep all day like that!
Rika
Otherwise, how would the lore keep going?
Leon
L-Lore...
Itagaki
You need to be motivated, Leon. And we know exactly how to do it.
Rika
The problem is that you don't really know what is going on, isn't it?
We've got the perfect way to solve that! Nipah~ *hic*
Leon
Books? Seriously? Man, I haven't read one since back when I was learning Japanese...
Rika
You need to READ. *hic*
Itagaki
Yeah, that's how you're gonna learn about the intricacies of this world.
Sooo, get reading, and get asking!
Leon
(What should I ask about?)

>About Ada

Rika
Mii, there's many things you need to learn about before you get there. *hic*
Itagaki
Yeah, don't go thinking you can just ask us that right away. You need to understand the full story first!
Rika
I know a good starting point! Nipah~ *hic*
Itagaki
Oh, good idea! If he wants to know about Ada that badly, why not start with her former workplace?
Rika
Then read, nipah, READ! *hic*
Chuck's Fuck & Suck.
Popularly known as "The Eden of Coolsville", this hostess club was built only a few years ago, but has already amassed incredible popularity.
It's become so well-known, specially among Coolsville's high society, that it's now the city's main economic asset.
But such popularity didn't come by chance. Chuck's Fuck & Suck's funding came mainly from money straight from the state bank.
President Hazz Maticus himself has a close relationship with the owner, Charles Tamzarian, and trusted him with managing such a big place.
Coolsville residents commonly think that the president had an interest in building Chuck's because he was planning to reside near it in the future, in the now complete Coolsville Hills.
While that is also true, he also had a bigger goal in mind.
Seven years ago, Tamzarian had established a friendship with respected yakuza Shimano Futoshi, patriarch of the Shimano Family.
With that, the Shimano Family eventually became the ones encharged with protecting The Eden of Coolsville.
It was also in that establishment that Shimano first met president Hazz Maticus.
While Shimano's relationship with the president took a few years to truly develop, a tie to the Yakuza was all that Hazz would have wanted at the time.
Unable to find any investors to pay for the ambitious Coolsville Hills project, and not willing to use such a big chunk of the government's money, Hazz had an idea.
Through the mafia, and using people that would be willing to sell-out as his puppets, he established a network.
Around the same time, Vitalik took the General Manager spot at TFR.
But Vitalik had second intentions. He formerly worked under Sminem's biggest rivals, The Bogdanoff Twins.
As a natural manipulator, Vitalik pretended to regret his past actions, and with time gained Sminem's trust.
His real objective, though, was to ruin Sminem's wrestling federation from the inside.
Looking for people willing to participate in his schemes, Shimano approached Vitalik.
He had once in the past negotiated with him, when buying a truckload of razors and scissors from Bogdanoff Industries
Together, they came up with a business model that would benefit all of them.
Hazz would get the money he needed, both for Coolsville Hills and for himself. Shimano would gain influence in Hazz's eyes. Vitalik would bring TFR to ruins.
Tamzarian also became a middle man in all of this, unknowingly at the time.
His #1 hostess, Cum Bucket, a known peace activist, was also involved.
Cum Bucket would redirect a big part of the money he got to Vitalik, behind the scenes.
Vitalik and those around him would bet on match results, and multiply that money by making sure such matches would go the exact way they wanted.
Wrestlers and staff who refused to participate in the scheme or failed to comply would have their contracts terminated.
Not every match would have pre-determined results, as that would raise too much suspicion, but it is said a big number of workers have been fired to keep the match fixing scheme running.
But where did the money to pay out the bets come from? The answer is Sminem. Or, to be more precise, TFR's budget.
Vitalik seemed to specifically target the health of wrestlers. They would be treated very poorly. He, of course, also hoped some of them would get injured, too, as it would shatter TFR's reputation further.
As for Cum Bucket's motives, they're related to his ideals.
He claimed wrestling was a violent sport, and even led parades calling for it to be banned.
He saw match fixing as a way for TFR to bleed money over time, and eventually close down.
For, according to him, if that happened, "a more peaceful society would be upon us".
Tamzarian eventually discovered what was going on, but seeing how much his club was expanding thanks to Cum Bucket's work, he reluctantly agreed to keep his mouth shut, knowing that he was powerless to stop it.
With his link with the Shimano family stronger than ever, Chuck's Fuck & Suck also became part of Shimano Lieutenant Heavyweight's underground porno ring.
So, the way the network went was: Hazz invests money in Chuck's (a way lower amount than he would need to invest in Coolsville Hills), Chuck's sends their profits to Vitalik, and Vitalik multiplies such profits through betting on fixed matches, sending the money back to Cum Bucket afterwards. Cum Bucket would then give the cash back to Hazz during their private meetings at the club.
As for how Chuck's would make such profits, it's not only due to Cum Bucket, Big Pussy or Van Darkholme's talents.
As mentioned before, the club attracts a wide variety of well-off citizens.
Known regulars include not only the president, Hazz Maticus, but also a wide variety of middle-aged or old men. Among them, we can highlight the Sonozaki Family Patriarch, Steven Sonozaki.
Chuck's was also the place where Shimano and Steven had their first major disagreement.
When it comes to the club's future after the incident, it is unknown as of right now. Its ruins have recently been put up for sale.
Witnesses have also questioned what the Shimano Family, the ones responsible for security, were doing at the time.
But the truth is... All of those happenings have been orchestrated by Shimano Futoshi.
Leon
Damn... That was pretty dense to read.
Wait a minute, I don't see any mentions about Ada there!
Itagaki
That's because this was only the introduction!
Leon
What? B-But... That took so goddamn long!
Rika
Poor, poor Leon! Okay, here, I know how to make your day better! *hic*
...Pick your next book! I'm sure it'll be very fun! *hic*
Leon
M-M-More books?! A-At least give me the origins of China or something!
(Which one of those could lead me to Ada?)

About the Sonozaki Family
About president Hazz Maticus
About the orphanage
Leon
I got it! That Steven guy knew Ada well, didn't he? Maybe that one has some information...

Established as the historically strongest mafia organization in Coolsville, the Sonozaki Family owes it all to its patriarch.
As a man who brought a revolution in combat arts, Steven Sonozaki trained his soldiers personally.
They were all taught the legendary martial art Aikido from a very young age.
Using their own opponents's strength against them, The Sonozaki Family gained quickly respect through fists.
Hailed as a "badd ass motherfucker", no sane man would dare mess with those involved with the group, fearing retaliation from their leader.
Only a very small number of people are said to have survived encounters with him. One of those is Shimano Futoshi.
Steven and Shimano used to be partners a long time ago. However, they split due to differences in the way they saw the world.
Steven was a kind and generous man, who even went as far as opening an orphanage for kids who were orphaned or had no path to follow in life. Such orphanage was administrated by his right-hand man, The Shotgun Dragon Kasai, as Steven was very busy with extremely important duties, such as worshipping the glorious land of Nippon.
Shimano, on the other hand, became more and more obsessed with attaining money and power as time went on. He wanted the Shimano Family to be the biggest clan on Coolsville, and, for that, he would need to stomp over his old friend's body.
The Sonozaki Family has also faced many menacing enemies in the past.
Most famously, they had a conflict with a keyboard-manufacturing organization, that looked to put an end to the Yakuza.
That conflict culminated in the Millenium Tower explosion, and the loss of many dear to the family, including Steven's disciple Matou Kariya.
Among Steven's strongest disciples which are still alive, there's Kiryu Kazuma, the famous "Dragon of Kojima".
Not only was he raised by Steven and Kasai, but they also taught him how to fight. And even how to live.
He now uses this precious knowledge to protect his family, as he fights off the dangerous group known as "Evolution".
The Sonozaki's Patriarch was also present at Chuck's Fuck & Suck's inauguration, bringing with him the tank which with he raided a wrestling promotion back in the 60s.

Leon
Guess that Sonozaki guy really is a big deal after all.
I'm not so sure I could handle him. Maybe it really was a good call to back down back then.
...So, where's the part about Ada?
Rika
Mii, you're nowhere near done yet!
You need to READ the tips, too! *hic*
Leon
Tips?
Itagaki
Everything you ask us about has some sort of extra information available. If you don't read it, you won't get the full picture!
Here's the first one.

TIPS

The keyboard manufacturing organization

Logs from a recording from five years ago:
"Did you finalize the deal yet?"
"Indeed, sir! We've already received the money from our sponsor."
"Good. This will prove our most effective maneuver in dealing with the rising crime rate yet."
"Not only that. We're bound to end the Yakuza as a whole once and for all.
We now have an endless supply of the one thing even the strongest criminal would fear.
But are you sure this is really a safe move?"
"I've already had my meeting with the police. They'll handle it."
"Right. What about the money? Was it covered up properly?"
"Don't worry about it. A fake name was used. Well, I wouldn't call it fake, but it's a long story..."
"I see you really did plan it through."
"I always plan it through. And my plans never fail, either."
END OF RECORDING

Leon
Huh. Sounds like those two had some real complex stuff to talk about.
One of them sounds really old and tired, though...
(...What should I read about?)

About the Sonozaki Family
About president Hazz Maticus
About Coolsville Hills
About the orphanage
Leon
Okay, I'm gonna take a look at the old man I met at Chuck's... Maybe he was hiding something, and that's why he got killed?

Elected into office eight years ago, Hazz Maticus's past is quite the mystery for a public figure as big as him.
His political campaign suddenly took the country by storm, and he skyrocketed in voting polls very quickly.
Little is known about where his wealth or connections came from.
Yet, he was friends with many big names across every industry, be it famous film director Hideo Kojima, or rising businessman Charles Tamzarian.
However, he didn't get that far all by himself. An old rumor indicates that Hazz might have had secret organizations backing his political campaign.
Being the world's most influential leader for eight years straight was bound to make him into a quite controversial figure.
But Hazz kept ruling, no matter who would try to get in his path.
He managed to get very ambitious projects off the ground, like Coolsville Hills, through any means necessary.
As the years passed, though, his methods started growing more and more twisted.
And his motives still couldn't be understood by political analysts.
Why was he putting so much money into Coolsville? Was it a selfish move?
That's something not many could comprehend.
It was speculated this was due to his recent split with Coolsville State Governor, Deid Mann, and Hazz being afraid of losing support in the region.
Adopting a more humanistic way of thinking, Deid Mann had been worried about providing better living conditions for the less favoured people, especially those that lived where Coolsville Hills was about to be built.
Hazz, however, did not care about demolishing whatever was once there as quick as possible to bring his new home to life.
In the end, Hazz's official excuse for going through the demolition was that the lot was located in an area with a very high crime rate, that required the immediate economic development Coolsville Hills would bring.
As an example, he mentioned a famous rape case that took place in that alley in the year of 1992.
Such bold moves were not going to have no repercussions, though.
As the first four years of his term went on, and his re-election came, Hazz started facing more and more resistance.
He got into political disputes with Sindria, for example.
And inside his own country, things weren't that much better, either.
The Yeagerists, a group of Ingerland immigrants led by Eren Yeager, were one of the anti-government groups that gained power during that time.
Many other groups had to work underground, though, due to the tight grip the government had on any political acts.
Some of those even said they knew dark stories about the president's past, although those have never been made public.
As far as his personal life goes, Hazz did not seem to have a good relationship with his son, Spazz Maticus.
Spazz wasn't happy with how he wouldn't be picked as Hazz's candidate in the next election, and decided to act for himself, calling a hit on his own father.
The real surprise near the end of his reign, though, was that Hazz's biggest enemy would be his right-hand man himself, Shimano...

Leon
Hmmm, so he did get betrayed? I guess that Shimano was the one who sent the assassin...
Damn, I don't wanna say he deserved it... But he deserved it.
Either way, where are the details on his, uh, meetings with Ada? What the hell? I thought I would get some spicy stuff...
L-Like... How much of an asshole he was to her...
I wish I could've gotten to put my hands on him myself!

TIPS

An old newspaper

Brutal crimes at wrestling event - Are there gonna be repercussions?!
Yesterday night, in a show at Coolsville, Coolsville, the audience were witnesses not only to an in-ring spectacle, but also to absolutely heinous acts.
One of the wrestlers involved in the main event went into a frenzy, mauling his opponent with multiple hits with a flaming object.
The victim, **********, was taken to the hospital, but couldn't survive the internal injuries.
The murderer, ***********, known as ***********, went backstage straight after the incident.
Security staff believed the match was going as booked, so they did not interfere.
The wrestling promotion's backstage staff said "they couldn't foresee what happened" and that it was "a shame".
As for the police, the detective in charge of the case, ********, confirmed the case is currently "under investigation", but refused to elaborate further.
But that was not all as far as crimes related to wrestling go.
Last night, at around 3AM, wrestler ********** (real name *********) was ambushed in a back alley in a location near the arena.
He was then violently assaulted sexually by a group of seven individuals.
One of the culprits caught by the police, ******, had the following to say:
"Ayo, dat nigga's ass was just too damn tight... Well, at least it used to be! His asshole finna be bleedin' all night tho!"
**** was taken to the hospital, where medical staff treated his anal bleeding. Kek, what a bitch.

Leon
A murder in a wrestling ring... Interesting. I wonder why the names have been censored, though?
(...What should I read about?)

About the Sonozaki Family
About president Hazz Maticus
About Coolsville Hills
About the orphanage
About the Shimano Family
Originally conceived as the project that would accelerate the region's development, it became one of Hazz's biggest obsessions as time went on.
As no investor was interested in such an ambitious and hard to build construction in what was seen as an "awful, crime-ridden" area, president Hazz started running out of options.
He first approached KaibaCorp, but they weren't interested in the project, as their efforts were focused on the creation of a new kind of robot.
Knowing that Sminem would reject him and The Bogdanoff Twins weren't easy to deal with, he then resorted to the underworld.
It paid off majorly, and just before his second term's end, Coolsville Hills has been completed.
With it, came the order to make Coolsville the new capital of this country, and the White House would now be located in Coolsville Hills, right next to his personal home, the Hazz Tower.
It could be said he was in that much of a hurry because he wanted the inauguration ceremony to take place with him as the current president.
However, some speculate there's something else to it...
Top secret documents indicate that some sort of structure has been built underneath Coolsville Hills.
No one has seen it, and no photos of it exist, not in books, and not even in the darkest corners of the internet.
It's speculated a picture would be worth as much as the sighting of a crowd at the NXT arena.
It's currently unknown if such a thing had been in Hazz's plans.
Yet, something like that could help explain his obsession with the Coolsville Hills project.
Still, there was one thing Hazz valued more than even Coolsville Hills... A woman he once came across at Chuck's...

Leon
A woman? Could it be... No way...
Cum Bucket, right? That's who he tried to kidnap the other night!
...Or... Could it be...
No, I'd rather not think about that. Instead, let me check the tips...

TIPS

A change of plans

To all employees -
As you should know, we have come across unexpected findings underneath the recently demolished orphanage.
Since then, we have made the decision to forbid access to the area.
Recently, authorities have sent a group to investigate the issue.
We have now determined that access to the underground altar found there should stay restricted to such authorities.
With that established, we do not respond for consequences faced by those who approach the off-limits area from now on.
We advice to not let curiosity get the better of you.
We will also be sending out NDAs regarding the incident. It is absolutely required that any and all employees involved sign it immediately.
Construction should resume as normal in locations that aren't off-limits.
We wish you all a very good day at work.

Leon
(What should I ask about now?)

About the Sonozaki Family
About president Hazz Maticus
About Coolsville Hills
About the orphanage
About the Shimano Family
A way for Steven Sonozaki to show his better side, the orphanage is where many children with nowhere to go lived their early lives.
Under the teachings of Kasai Tatsuyoshi, The Shotgun Dragon, they learned the moral code known as the "way of the virgin".
Among the kids were those who would become some of the most popular wrestlers in the future. Eric Sparrow, Bolo Reynolds, Chris and Claire Redfield, Phoenix Wright and Wrong, Bevi, Kiryu Kazuma, Matou Kariya and others.
That's where they first got to know each other, and where the first steps were taken on the path they now walk.
However, as life went on, they went their separate ways, and their bonds were lost to time.
Some were adopted by different families, some stayed there until they were old enough. Some even followed the Yakuza life, like Kiryu and Kariya.
However, when Coolsville Hills started construction, Steven's orphanage had to be demolished.
At the time, Kiryu stood firmly against it, and was willing to take on the entire government's forces to save that place so dear to him.
But, under Steven's orders, he backed down. According to Steven, "his mission with the orphanage was already complete".
As for the kids still residing there, they were taken care of by State governor Deid Mann, who quickly found them a new home.
Afterwards, as the orphanage was being demolished, there had been many findings under its terrain.
A team of construction workers came across, among other things, the long-lost remains of Zack Ryder, buried deep underground.
But more shocking than that, they also came across an ancient altar.
Such findings were quickly reported to the government, and not much else has been heard about it since.

Leon
...Was Ada in this orphanage? Why did you even give me this book? And what's up with the altar thing? That came out of nowhere.
Itagaki
You needed to learn about Steven's charity work. It's a very important aspect of his personality.
As for the altar...
Rika
Read the TIPS, mii! *hic*

TIPS

The briefing

"What is it you called me here for, boss?"
"They have found what I was looking for.
In what used to be an orphanage, at the Coolsville Hills construction site."
"What... You were looking for?"
"An underground altar among ancient ruins underneath it. It was found a few years ago, and I've sent a team to look into it.
That team has found something else, Alpha. Something I need you for."
"If you need me, then I can only assume... A virus?"
"Indeed. One which, if ever found by any terrorist group, could bring humanity to extinction.
Me, you... And all your loved ones, our entire country, they'd be gone.
You're the strongest soldier I know, Alpha. You and your squad haven't come out of a mission empty-handed even once."
"That's only due to their efforts, sir. They're a very capable team."
"You must head to Coolsville immediately. Information indicates the virus should be locked tight inside as steel case.
Someone with ties to the underworld likely took it. It should be worth a very high price in the black market, considering how old and rare it is."
"Anything else I should know?"
"Under any circumstances... Do not open that briefcase."
"I can see why. If it's a virus, it could somehow spill out and cause an outbreak."
"Good to see you understand how severe the situation is.
I'll be waiting for your return, Alpha."
"Roger that. You can put your trust in us. We'll protect this country."

Leon
What's this whole virus deal? Wasn't it a hoax?
Itagaki
They aren't talking about that one. It's more like stuff you dealt with.
It was top-secret information. Only those directly involved in the mission knew.
Leon
Huh... Really takes me back... When I first met Ada... And Claire, right?
Actually, nevermind, I'd rather not be reminded of her.
Well, whatever, I'm finally close to being done now!

About the Sonozaki Family
About president Hazz Maticus
About Coolsville Hills
About the orphanage
About the Shimano Family
The Shimano Family, established many years ago by Shimano Futoshi, has had deals in the underworld for many years.
One of their most infamous business partners were the Bogdanoff Twins, from which Shimano acquired the very large amount of razors and scissors he needed for his plans.
It was through those deals that Shimano first met Vitalik, one of the most important men in his schemes.
The Bogdanoffs also provided the family with various other supplies.
The clan grew so big, even some of Shimano's underlings were allowed to start businesses of their own.
One of the greatest examples of this are Majima Construction. But some of those businesses also worked out of the law's line of sight.
One such example is Shimano Lieutenant Heavyweight's underground porno ring.
Establishing partnerships with sex shops, hostess clubs (such as Chuck's), photographers, TV producers such as Dan Schneider and others, Heavyweight built a big network of his own.
Whatever you asked of him, he'd have it. Be it Ushiromiya Battler's leaked nude pictures, or "Rising Rookie" Rebecca Chambers's photoshoot.
But his strongest weapons in that field were the porno magazines.
In Coolsville, such objects are considered contraband, and extremely rare.
Through this, Heavyweight gained more and more influence in the family.
The Shimano Family was also in charge of a hitman agency.
Under normal circumstances, they would only take contracts they would find interesting enough, and that would benefit them in some way.
However, as Shimano has said many times in the past... Everyone is expendable.
But what could drive a man to act like that?
What could drive someone to commit such villainous acts?
The answer is... Money and power, of course.
But not only that. Shimano also has a goal in all of this.
He wants the world to follow his ideals. To think like him. To accept the path he wants to impose for society.
And, to represent that, Shimano has one mark.
One which he applies in those who already follow him, but also in those he punishes.
One which his ultimate goal is for the entire world to have.
That mark... Is a bald head.

Leon
H-He shaves people's hair? That's terrifying!
What would Ada think if I showed up completely bald one day?!
I've been styling my hair this way for over 40 years. I can't allow that to change now!
Shimano... He needs to be stopped!

TIPS

A business meeting

""Bonjour, Mistah Shimano.""
"It's always a pleasure to be doing business with you two.
You know what I need, right?"
"Yes, ze shipment is about to arrive."
"Do you remember your part of ze agreement?"
"Yes. When you finally go through with that wrestling stuff... I'll back it up."
"It would have already happened, if not for ze governor."
"He has been quite ze pain lately."
"But dealing with someone who's in ze spotlight isn't ze way we do things."
"So... I assume you don't want my men to bring an end to him, yet?"
"I'm sure you have more to worry about right now, Mistah Shimano."
"We vill be waiting for his term to end first."
"I see... Although I would love to shave that head of his already..."

Leon
What could they be talking about... The governor? They planned on killing him or something?
Ah, who cares. Still no mention of Ada...
Itagaki
Congratulations! You've managed to get through our initial challenge!
Leon
I-Initial?!
Itagaki
Yes, initial. Don't worry, though. At least when it comes to you, the second part involves more acting and less reading.
Rika
You must never stop READing, though! Nipah~ *hic*
Leon
I'm not so sure I can keep going... This really tired me out.
Rika
Chin up, Leon! Fight on, nanodesu! *hic*
Itagaki
You want to see Ada again, don't you?
Well, as a reward, we have exactly what you need about her.
Leon
YES! Please, give me a book that says everything she likes! I need to buy new clothes to impress her, too!
Itagaki
Sorry, but this is all you're getting.
Leon
Wait, what?! Seriously? I got through all those gigantic books... FOR THIS?!
Rika
Poor, poor Leon! Make sure to savor your reward, though!
Leon
O-Okay... Let me take a look at it...
About Ada
A spy that has been contracted by many different organizations, she has worked for multiple politicians, billionaires and personalities.
Her last known job was as a hostess at "Chuck's Fuck & Suck".
However, in her last night at that job...
Leon
...
So she did get kidnapped! H-How dare he!
...What? Was that it?! No... I don't even know her favorite drink yet!
Itagaki
Sorry, but anything more would be spoilers territory.
Rika
We're going back to watching over the kakeras...
Itagaki
Yeah... Although I like this one. I can keep this form here.
Getting bitten sure hurt a lot last time around, though.
Leon... Are you ready?
Leon
When it comes to Ada... I'm always ready.
Rika
Then, go back and continue the plot for us! Nipah~
Leon
...Huh? Was it all a dream?
No... That doesn't matter at all.
What matters is... I have a mission.
Fred, I need you to take me somewhere.

Beat The GGG[edit | edit source]

[promo]

– Beat The Clock - Round 6 –

  1. Adol Christin
  2. Arikado Genya
  • Beat The Clock

Winner Arikado Genya

02:32.95

Beat The Luck[edit | edit source]

– Beat The Clock - Round 7 –

  1. Bevi
  2. Spazz Maticus
  • Beat The Clock

Winner Arikado Genya

01:31.26

For America[edit | edit source]

Chris
Boss... Boss, can you hear me?
???
Loud and clear, Alpha. What is the situation?
Chris
I don't think it could be any worse, boss.
Wrong has gone rogue on us.
???
Has he? That little snake!
But don't worry. Traitors to the cause will not go unpunished.
Betraying your squad is betraying the USA.
Chris
Even worse than that, though. Enrico is dead.
And me and Piers... I'm starting to doubt we'll have any strength to go on at this point.
???
Alpha, I understand this must be hard...
But you must keep going, for the sake of our country!
Chris
I know that's the right thing to do... But do we even have any new leads?
???
In fact, we do. We've received new information regarding the objective.
Well, not only that. But also on the man who ordered a hit on the president of the United States.
Shimano Futoshi... He's both the man who did that, and the one who should have the virus in his hands right now.
Chris
Shimano? The patriarch of that mafia family?
???
Yes. We knew letting the Japanese in was a mistake many years ago, but we didn't think it would get to this extent.
They have sinned upon our nation, the Land of the Free.
Chris
To commit such crimes against the most important authority in the United States of America...
???
His ultimate goal must be to end the Land of Opportunity.
You're the only one who can do this, Alpha.
Chris
Boss... I didn't have any strength left...
But, looking at the Bald Eagle... At the 50 stars in our flag...
Even if I'm Not A HeroTM, I must become one for America.
???
We'll be waiting for your contact once you get your hands on the objective. Until next time.
Chris
Roger that, boss. I'll make sure to protect the U.S. of A.

Beat The Clock[edit | edit source]

– Beat The Clock - Round 8 –

  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Maebara Keiichi
  • Beat The Clock

Winner Sakakura Juzo

03:58.20

Beating of the Slow[edit | edit source]

The winners who didn't qualify + the loser of the longest match will participate for KoJ #1 instead.

  1. Zagreus
  2. Geralt of Rivia
  3. Zoomer
  4. King Hassan
  5. Hisoka
  6. Rance
  7. Arikado Genya
  8. Sakakura Juzo
  • Contendership: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
  • No-Ring-Exit
  • Elimination
  • 8-Man
  • KO

Wrestler Elimination
Arikado Genya Zoomer
Geralt of Rivia Zagreus
Arikado Genya Geralt of Rivia
King Hassan Rance
Arikado Genya King Hassan
Hisoka
Sakakura Juzo Arikado Genya
Winner Sakakura Juzo

The Head of TFR's Corruption[edit | edit source]

Saihara
Are you ready for this?
Wright
Not only am I ready, I've been waiting for it the entire time.
Saihara
Then let's go, Wright. We've got this.
Wright
It's been a while, Vitalik.
Vitalik
Who let you into my room?
Wright
Last I checked, anyone working under a TFR contract is allowed in here at any time.
Vitalik
Oh, I see. Guess I got too used to not having to deal with your sorry ass.
But it seems like you've been missing the streets, haven't you?
You even kept your hobo outfit... But don't worry, you'll be back there very soon.
Wright
Hm? Is that a threat?
Vitalik
You're disrupting the General Manager's work. I'm sure you must understand that's ground for a firing?
Wright
Ah, so that's what you're talking about... Nah, I'm not worried about that.
In fact, the one who should be worried is you.
...Right, Kyle?
Kyle
Hey there, buddy. Long time no see.
Vitalik
Kyle? What's the meaning of this?
Kyle
Oh, nothing. I just found a few... very incrimating things at a certain nightclub that got burned down recently.
So all this money was being moved around for... Match fixing, huh? I'd never have guessed you were one of those guys, General Manager...
Well, maybe I would, considering how much of a prick you are.
Vitalik
You... This can't be right...
Kyle
What? Your deals with Cum Bucket? Yeah, they'll soon be out there for everyone to see.
Vitalik
No, they won't... Because you're not leaving here alive!
It's a good thing I just got myself a personal security team recently.
...And guess what? They're right outside of this room!
Wright
Kyle, we've got no choice. We'll need to fight them.
Saihara
I've got your back, Wright!
Kyle
Yeah, I've been itching to kick this guy's ass for a while anyway. Let's do this!

Vs. Vitalik Buterin, TFR's General Manager & The U.S.S.[edit | edit source]

  1. The Mystery MastersPhoenix Wright, Saihara Shuichi, Kyle Hyde
  2. Vitalik & The U.S.S.'s VECTOR & Ghost
Iconic Match
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination Details
VECTOR Phoenix Wright
Vitalik Saihara Shuichi
VECTOR Kyle Hyde
📷Gallery
Winner Vitalik

A perfectly balanced match; Vitalik couldn't wrestle nor hit any actual moves at all and Saihara is Saihara, Kyle and Ghost tried to be more then they actually were, and Wright & VECTOR where the only competent parts of the teams. A thoroughly amazing match because of how in-character every wrestler was, where everyone had a role to play and did it.


Vitalik
Good evening, TFR fans all over the world!
Vitalik
TFR has come to terms on the release of Phoenix Wright, Shuichi Saihara and Kyle Hyde.
Vitalik
We wish all of them the best in their future endeavors.

???
I don't think so, Vitalik!
Vitalik
B-Boss... I...!
Saihara
It's... It's...
Wright
S-Sminem! You... You've saved me again!
Kyle
Now that's who I was waiting for.
Wright
Wait... Kyle, you were in on the work?
Dammit, this is a mark out moment! I'm marking out, bro!
Sminem
I apologize, gentlemen. I had to stay away for a while.
But it seems like I came back just at the right time.
I can see your investigation has been concluded. Good job.
I didn't want things to come to this... But it seems like I've got no other choice.
Vitalik... You're fired!
Vitalik
...
Wright
You finally got what you deserved!
Saihara
I knew this would be worth it!
Kyle
Yeah, now how about you take your things and get the hell out of our sight?
Vitalik
Get... Out...?
Ahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is so much more fun than I could've ever imagined!
Wright
W-What? Fun? What is fun about any of this?!
Sminem
...Ugh!
Vitalik
So you've realized, right?
My contract, issued by myself while you were away... Is now Iron-clad!
You can't remove me from my position at all!
I can't be fired, and I won't book anyone to replace me as General Manager either.
Ahahahaha! I might even go get a drink to celebrate!
Later... Losers!
Sminem
That guy...
Wright
Boss! Should we do anything about it? Ìs there even anything we can do?!
Sminem
Calm down, Wright. I have come to terms with the only path we can take.
We...
We'll have to take TFR itself to court.
Saihara
TFR itself?!
Sminem
Only the Judge has the power to dissolve Vitalik's contract.
Kyle
I see. But what I have right now isn't gonna be enough evidence for a court case this big, is it?
Sminem
Glad to see you've noticed. We need more than that.
Wright
Evidence... Evidence...
I got it! I know the man who currently possesses the evidence we need!
Saihara
Who is it, then?
Wright
Hold on a second, my phone is- It's him!
Wrong
Good evening, brother.
I've got exactly what you're looking for.
Come to the Coolsville Volcano. I'll be waiting for you there.
Oh... And don't bring anybody...
Wright
...
Saihara
Wright? What is it? Do you need any help?
Wright
No, on the contrary... I need to put an end to something. By myself.

Ushiromiya's Eleventh Training[edit | edit source]

  1. Ushiromiya Battler
  2. CM Punk
    • HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME A E DUB A E DUB
  • Singles

Winner CM Phil

The Colden Land[edit | edit source]

Kiryu
This place... This isn't your run-of-the-mill warehouse.
Very powerful people must be backing this operation up, indeed.
But damn, why is it so cold in here?
???
Nfu-fu-fu-fu! I wonder why that is, Kiryu!
Kiryu
You! You're-
Ooishi
Ooishi, from Coolsville Police.
It seems like you just came across this warehouse.
I'm afraid I am its current owner, though.
You're trepassing my private property... It would be a shame if that got you arrested! Na-ha-ha-ha!
But I might just be willing to turn a blind eye if you turn around right now.
Kiryu
You think I'm gonna back down here?
You believe you're above people like me just because you have a police badge.
But by using such evil schemes to put an end to the yakuza, you're no better than us!
Ooishi
Mmmmm? It seems you don't have any idea what you're talking about. Nfu-fu-fu-fu!
This whole operation is a lot more important than you might think.
Kiryu
Whatever you say, I will not step aside!
Ooishi
Then... I'll have to take you to my car by force. Don't worry, the air-conditioning there is colder than this one!
Kiryu
Dammit, I can't afford to waste any more time!
???
Ooishi... What the hell are you doing?!
Katsuya
I knew it... Deep down, I knew it, but I didn't wanna believe it!
You really are involved with something shady, aren't you?
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu-fu! I wasn't expecting such an inconvenience at a time like this!
But I expected you to find it out eventually.
However, did you really believe I would come here alone?
???
It's showtime!
Dante
I got a request to deal with some Dragon.
Didn't think he would be taking a human form, though.
Well, the mercenary Tony Redgrave isn't gonna refuse this job.
It's been a while since I last took one!
Kiryu
More security... They're really keen on protecting this place.
Am I gonna have to take him on?
???
SHCUM!
Vergil
Dante...
Dante
Hey there, brother. Did ya miss me?
It's been a while since we last saw each other. You stayed busy with that club of yours.
Vergil
I couldn't protect Chuck's... But I won't fail again!
Kiryu, go on ahead. You're the only one who has the power to stop this!
Katsuya
Yeah. I have a score with settle with Ooishi myself.
I need him to explain why he's doing what he's doing...
Kiryu
Vergil... Katsuya... Thank you.
Dante
Hah, I guess we're doing this again?
Vergil
How many times have we fought?
Dante
About as many times as Raiden faced Armstrong.
Vergil
That... Wasn't the answer I expected.
Dante
Sorry for that. But it's time to finish this, Vergil!
Vergil
I won't lose to the likes of you... Little brother!

Vs. Tony Redgrave[edit | edit source]

  1. Vergil
  2. Tony Redgrave
  • Singles

Winner Vergil

Dante
...I guess even that time managing a club didn't make you lose your touch, huh?
Vergil
Do you really think so? Not sure I can say the same about you...
Dante
...Ah, seems like I already lost sight of him. Shame.
Well, when it comes to that, you win. But our fight is nowhere near over yet!
Vergil
Heh, I guess some things about us two never change.
Dante
It's time for round two, then!
Katsuya
It seems like we have plenty of time, so why don't you start explaining?
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu-fu... You know, you remind me of your father sometimes.
Katsuya
Dad? What about him? He used to be your partner, right?
Until he got arrested, that is...
Ooishi
And I assume you already know why he was taken to jail, right?
Katsuya
...They found a porno magazine on him and accused him of contraband.
But he would never touch one of those! He isn't into this stuff!
That's why I became a cop. To clear his name.
Ooishi
Yes, yes, you would be right. He would never carry a porno mag at all.
...Because the one carrying it... Was me.
Katsuya
Y-You... Ooishi?
Ooishi
Who else would be so into bunny girls? Nfu-fu-fu-fu!
Besides, only someone who has been collecting them for so many years would have that special edition magazine!
Katsuya
...No... I can't believe it... But why? Why would you frame your old friend like that?
Ooishi
Sometimes we just don't have a choice, Suou.
But enough talk! Let's see if you're half the man he was!
Katsuya
Ooishi... I'll stop you, in the name of the law!

Vs. Ooishi Kuraudo[edit | edit source]

  1. Suou Katsuya
  2. Ooishi Kuraudo
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Winner Ooishi Kuraudo

Ooishi
Ufffff... I'm too old for this...
Back in my prime, you'd be done in one judo throw!
Katsuya
Ooishi... I don't wanna do this anymore.
I... I respected you! For so long, I have looked up to you!
You were one of the most dedicated people I know. So why?! Please, tell me why!
Ooishi
...
Suou, do you really want to know this?
Do you really want to know how rotten this country is?
For so many years, I've been struggling with my decisions.
For so many years, I've been haunted by a moral dilemma.
I did what I did... To keep my pension.
Katsuya
What? Your pension?!
Ooishi
For many years, I have been threatened.
I'm so close to retirement. Yet, I may still lose it all.
If I didn't obey their orders, day after day, it would be gone in no time!
Your father, he was getting too close to learning the truth about some very powerful individuals.
Katsuya
Father... His competence was the end of him...
I understand your motives now. To decide between your pension and the lives of multiple people...
It really is like being stuck between a rock and a hard place!
Ooishi
But, you know, Suou, I've learned some very important things with the time we spent together.
Katsuya
I... I... Have always considered you part of my family, Mr. Ooishi.
Ooishi
Suou... I'm sorry...
You want to know the full story, I assume?
But be aware. Once I tell you, there's no going back.
Katsuya
Please tell me! Tell me everything!
Ooishi
Suou, the ones who threatened me with my pension are-
Katsuya
W-WHAT?! O-Ooishi? OOISHI?!!!
W-WHO DID THIS?! DAMMIT, I NEED TO CALL FOR BACKUP!

Kiryu
Was that a gunshot just now?
Ugh, forget it! I can't afford to turn back at this point.
But... I need to say, I was expecting more guards around here.
Still, I can feel some sort of presence...
Ah! I knew it, someone is there!
???
You're going too far there, old man!
Kiryu
It can't be... You're the legendary...
Zoomer
The future is now. So how about you get going so I can get home early and play Fortnite?
...With a keyboard, of course!
Kiryu
You're just as terrifying as I've heard.
But I can't let a keyboard user get away with it!
Zoomer
Ahahahah! You really want to leave this place in a wheelchair, don't you, you old geezer?
Isn't it time for your nap yet?
Kiryu
Just who could be behind this, if they had the power to hire an assassin as powerful as you?!
Well, I can't stop here. Not even if you're the one in my path!
Hit me with all you've got!
Zoomer
In just a few minutes, I'll be dancing on your body!

Vs. Zoomer[edit | edit source]

  1. Kiryu Kazuma
  2. Zoomer
  • Singles

Winner Kiryu Kazuma

Zoomer
I-I guess... You got the victory royale...
Kiryu
Finally... The room with the warehouse documents should be nearby.
I've come this far, I've lost so much...
But after so many years, I'll finally be able to learn who's behind this.
And once I'm done with this, I'll finish off Evolution.
Kariya... Your sacrifice wasn't in vain.
Huh? His phone is ringing?
Well, he's knocked out cold.
I guess I'll have to be the one to answer it.
Hmm? "Boss" is calling?
Guess I really did get lucky after all. Let's see who's behind this.
???
Hello.
Kiryu
...
That voice... It can't be... Steven?!