S0E11

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Leon Wakes Up From His Strange Dream[edit | edit source]

Leon
...N-Nipah...?
..............Huh?
Fred
L-Leon! Thank God, you're alright!
Leon
Fred? Where am I? Where's... Where's that cookie...?
Fred
Cookie? Have you been hallucinating? Dreaming, maybe?
Hold on, I'll call the nurse!
Nurse
It's good to see you made a full recovery, sir.
W-Well, "full" is a bit of an exaggeration, I guess...
But you didn't suffer any major injuries in that incident!
It must've been a miracle...
Leon
Miracle...
Nurse
There's something that should be a way bigger problem, though.
The levels of alcohol in your blood... They're very worrisome.
Last I checked, around 70% of what's running in your veins was made of alcohol!
Leon
Damn, I knew I should've bought a few more bottles. I went in too easy.
Anyway, more importantly... Did Ada come visit me?!
Nurse
...I see you might be a special case, after all...
Fred
Trust me, he'll be fine. I'll be with him if anything comes up.
Nurse
...I guess I can get you discharged, then.
Did you take your medication, Mr. Jones?
Fred
Oh, yeah... Percocet, was it? Y-Yeah, don't worry, I've been taking it.
Nurse
Talking about that, all the bottles we kept at the doctor's office seemed to disappear recently.
You didn't see anything suspicious, did you? Like, some patient trying to steal them? Maybe to sell them off later?
Fred
N-Not at all, ma'am!
Now let's go, Leon. We don't have any time to waste, do we?
Leon
Wait, you didn't answer my question about Ada!
...Ah... I get it now...
...She didn't visit me at all, right? I figured...
My perfect suit has been ruined... Why would she want to see me like that?
...I'm going home. Don't follow me, Fred. I want to be alone right now.
Fred
Leon...
I guess our road trip is over, huh?

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. HUNK
  2. Power
  • Extreme Rules

Winner Power
Notes Power was melting.

Also won in one Sig.

The Peeping Master[edit | edit source]

Haze
...Yep, this guy is totally part of the mafia.
Fucking mafia assholes, they're the ones running those underground pedo rings.
I despise those pieces of shit. I'd make them wish they were never born if we crossed paths!
Security
Hey, mind keeping it down?
If you've got any problems backstage, security staff will handle them.
Also, you should stop swearing out loud in public!
Even if it's about the mafia. Well, it might even be dangerous to say what you think about them!
Haze
Hah, I'm not afraid of anyone like that.
Especially not of someone who finances child trafficking!
Security
That's a pretty bold claim to make. Do you have any proof?
Haze
Proof? I don't need any proof. Just look at his face.
And more importantly... The crest on his suit...
Security
Wait... That picture you're holding...
THAT'S who you were swearing at?
Haze
Oh? Yeah, this sick fuck right here!
Don't you feel like stabbing his neck with a pencil just by looking at him?
I don't give a damn if he's some legendary yakuza or whatever! I'd have the time of my life killing him!
Stork
I... I will not let you do that!
Haze
Wait... What? The hell are you-
Stork
I WILL NOT LET YOU HURT MY PEEPING MASTER!

  1. Haze Stratos
  2. Stork
  • Singles

Winner Haze Stratos

Haze
G-Get away from me, you crazy fuck!
I just found this photo. I have no idea who this guy even is!
He just pissed me off, but it's not like I'm actually gonna do anything about it!
Stork
...Oh... Is that so?
Haze
Wait a minute, you're THAT guy, aren't you?
The dude I beat in that match a few weeks ago!
Everyone keeps saying I lost, though. I don't get it.
I thought I was going nuts for a while. Asked my therapist about it, even.
So, are you the one spreading those lies?!
Stork
No, that was not me. Hmmmm... Yeah, I think you did win that one.
Shame the lights went out. Maybe people didn't see it?
Well, it couldn't be helped. I'll go back to work.
See you later!
Haze
Hey! Are you sure that no one saw it?!
...Dammit... I guess I'll never prove it to them...
Guess I'm going back home. Shame about the dogs, I'm not bringing any meat home today.
...Man, I bet they would've found that stork tasty.

Sega Does What Nintendon't[edit | edit source]

  1. Mario
  2. Segata Sanshiro
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Winner Segata Sanshiro

Raid at Heisenberg's Factory[edit | edit source]

Charles
Well, that took longer than expected, with that little detour I had...
I thought that tournament would be easy, but it turns out that isn't how NXT works.
It was just another failed attempt at a quicker boost to the top. It happens.
This one, though? I think we hit the jackpot here!
The guy doesn't even seem to be around. It's just the two of us.
Robo-Battler
J-J-JUST THE TWO OF US...
Charles
Yeah... And this does seem to get pretty quiet at night, too.
I wonder if there's any chance anyone would hear what we're doing here.
Robo-Battler
H-HEAR WHAT WE'RE DOING...
Charles
But I don't think so. We can probably get away with it.
Well, I'm not pulling out now. We're going all the way.
Robo-Battler
P-PULLING OUT... G-G-GOING ALL THE WAY...
Charles
Man, seems like I'm short on luck. I can't find his cash at all, no matter where I look.
So, does this place bring back memories?
This is pretty much where you were born, isn't it?
...Well, either way, I'm sure we're about to make our greatest memories yet here... Heheheh...
Robo-Battler
W-W-WAAAAAAITTTT! I-I DIDN'T COME PREPARED! I DIDN'T EVEN BRING ANY OIL, A-AND...
A-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Heisenberg
The hell is that noise?
Ah! I knew it! Did the bitch send you here?
And you... Piece of junk! Conspiring against the man who created you?
Don't think you'll be messing with my precious stuff and getting away with it!
Charles
Hey, buddy! Can you cool down already? I think I'm gonna need some help here!

  1. Charles
  2. Heisenberg
  • Singles

Winner Heisenberg
Notes Charles was DQ'd for using weapons.

Heisenberg's Punishment[edit | edit source]

Shimano
...This beautiful city. Soon enough, it'll be all mine.
Not only Coolsville, but the entire country, even!
Just a few more steps. But most importantly...
I can't let anyone catch wind of my plans.
It would cause me an unnecessary headache.
And that's why... Joe, listen up!
Joe
Y-Yes, Mr. Patriarch! What are your orders, sir?!
Shimano
According to my information, Heavyweight's whole porn scheme is falling apart.
It's time to fully cut ties with him.
I want you to inform everyone that from this day on, Heavyweight is expelled and banned from the Shimano Family.
When the police identifies that little bill I planted, he'll be locked up for a loooong time.
Joe
Understood, sir! I'll get on to it!
O-Oh, I have something else to mention, patriarch Shimano!
Shimano
Be quick with it, then.
Joe
T-That guy... Heisenberg... He didn't pay the amount owned to us this month.
Shimano
I see... Heisenberg, huh?
Joe
T-Then... Are we gonna do anything about it?
Shimano
The Shimano Family will not stand for such heinous acts... Give him the ultimate punishment.
Although I would hardly call it "punishment". If anything, it's doing him a favor...

Charles
Ahhhh... Ahhh... We barely got away from that one...
Robo-Battler
H-HE ALMOST CAUGHT US DOING... N-N-NAUGHTY THINGS!
Charles
Guy could pack a punch, too.
We got away with our lives, at least.
But more important than our lives...
That hidden storage in your chest really came in handy!
Who knew using your body and filling you up like that would be such a great idea?
Robo-Battler
U-U-U-U-USING ME??? F-FILLING M-ME UP??!!!
Charles
Look at this! Hahaha! I can't believe we got away with all this money!
Finally... I CAN FINALLY ACHIEVE A HIGHER RANK IN LIFE!
That's how mafia works.

Heisenberg
Dammit... They got away...
Heh, doubt this will be the last I'll see of them, though.
But this reminds me, I forgot to pay my debt to the Shimano family this month...
Where did I leave the cash again? Hmmmm, surely they can wait a bit?
Joe
I'm afraid we can't, and we won't wait.
It's time for your punishment, Mr. Heisenberg...
Heisenberg
W-Wait... No... I can get the money, just give me some time... Just don't...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Geralt Is a Fucking Schizo[edit | edit source]

Geralt calls NO ONE out and proceeds to get buried talking to himself.

  1. Geralt of Rivia
  2. No One
  • Singles

Winner Geralt of Rivia

Turnabout Tables[edit | edit source]

  1. Char Aznable
  2. Simon Blackquill
  3. Bevi
  4. Gene
  5. Joshua Graham
  • Tables

Wrestler Elimination
Gene Bevi
Char Aznable Gene
Simon Blackquill Joshua Graham
Char Aznable
Winner Simon Blackquill

Ushiromiya's Ninth Training[edit | edit source]

Kinzo
BATTLER! Are you done studying yet?!
Battler
A-Ah! Sorry, grandfather, I was too focused.
I mean, you were very impressive back then.
It's a legacy I'm not too sure I can live up to.
But more than that... The man you fought...
His moves are... Otherwordly. He can't be human!
I would go as far as to say that he makes magic look real with his Aikido!
Can I ever hope to master such a martial art?
Kinzo
...I'm afraid Aikido might be too much for you right now.
Even I never got to fully learn it. The only true masters of the art are the ones Steven trained personally.
But now that you mention it, martial arts knowledge can be very useful for a wrestler!
I've heard of promotions out there that immediately put the strap on you if you've got a MMA background!
Battler
Huh, really?! Then, is there anything you can teach me when it comes to that? Any moves?
Kinzo
Hmmm, a few submission holds, maybe? Like the ones I wish Beatoriche used on me...
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, BEATORIIIIIIICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I WOULD NEVER TAP OUT IF YOU'D JUST PUT ME IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE AGAIN!
...But no, you're not going to be undergoing any formal training this time. That would take too long.
Instead, I'll just sign you up for a MMA fight TONIGHT, Battler! What better way to learn it than to get the full experience on your first day?
Battler
Me? G-Getting in a shoot fight without any prior training? A-Aahahahah! I-I see! G-Great I-Idea, g-grandfather!
...A-Ange won't be watching this one, right?

  1. Kido Reiji
  2. Ushiromiya Battler
  • Game: MMA jap game
  • MMAshit

Winner Kido Reiji (Submission)

At The Underground Porn Ring[edit | edit source]

Chris
...Date, thank you for joining us on this one.
You didn't need to do it, considering you're just a police officer.
But still, you chose to stay by our side in this dangerous mission.
Date
No need to thank me. It's the least I could do.
You're in need of more men, after all.
Besides, it's for a good cause, right? That's why I've got a personal interest in this!
F-For the good of the people... Hahah...
Aiba
You just want to look for the hidden porn storage room...
Date
M-Mgh! S-So, this is the place, right?
Piers
Yeah. That's what Chuck told us, at least.
The place where the underground porno ring operates. And the place where their leader, Heavyweight, is currently hiding.
Also, you sure seem to have calmed down, captain. I'm glad.
Chris
I didn't really have any other option.
I'll just let my anger out when punching those criminals in the face.
They must be the ones in possession of the objective. I saw that trade they had with Wesker.
So, once we shut them down, this nightmare will finally be over.
And then, after that's done with... Wrong...
Piers
You really can't forgive him for what he's done...
Chris
I would never. An attack on my men is an attack on me.
Date
You think he might be connected to all this?
Chris
Why would he be hanging out in that dirty dungeon if he wasn't?!
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he was revealed as the secret mastermind or something like that.
That Heavyweight guy doesn't look smart enough to pull the strings.
Piers
...Seems like he heard you...
Heavyweight
Y-You! You can't do this when I'm at my lowest point!
And you can't talk me down like that, either!
Come on boys! This is gonna be our last stand!
Piers
...He looks rough.
Date
You two, get his buttbuddies. I'll take care of the big man.
Chris
Alright. But you better just hold him off until I get my hands on the son of a bitch!

Vs. Man With The Van[edit | edit source]

  1. Chris Redfield & Piers Nivans
  2. Man With The Van
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination
Chris Redfield Dan Schneider
Van Darkholme Chris Redfield
Piers Nivans Van Darkholme
Winner Chris Redfield & Piers Nivans

Vs. Heavyweight, Ex-Lieutenant of the Shimano Family[edit | edit source]

  1. Heavyweight
  2. Date Kaname
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Winner Heavyweight

Chris
Huff... Huff...
Piers
C-Captain...
Date
I-I'm banged up... I don't think I'll even enough stamina to...
Heavyweight
...
...Aaahhhhh, screw this! I give up. It's not worth it.
This is all useless at this point, anyway! The boss abandoned us!
We... We don't have a reason to fight anymore...
Date
W-Wait, you're giving up?
Alright! You're under arrest! Now let me take a look at that, uh, precious evidence you've got hidden! Right now!
Heavyweight
Huh?
Date
All your porn! Come on, hand it over! Magazines, pictures, videos, everything!
Aiba
Date, that isn't how things work...
Chris
Move over, Date. I'll handle him.
Date
Wait, but I need to-
Chris
JUST GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!
NOW LISTEN UP, YOU GODDAMN RAT! WHAT KIND OF STUFF HAVE YOU DEALT WITH LATELY, HUH?
DID YOU GET YOUR HANDS IN ANY SUSPICIOUS STUFF? ANYTHING NOT USUAL IN YOUR LINE OF BUSINESS?
Heavyweight
W-Well, we do deal with some pretty weird fetishes, and...
Chris
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!
Date
You could've let him keep talking. Trust me, that's very... valuable information!
Piers
Captain! You need to calm down!
Chris
...You're right. I apologize.
Okay, let's make a deal. You tell me everything you know about it...
And in exchange, I make sure you're not put in the same jail cell as the seven culprits behind that famous assault case in the summer of 1992!
So, where are you hiding it? Where are you hiding that goddamn steel case?!
Heavyweight
Steel case?!
Chris
What, you gonna tell me you never opened it?
I saw your dealings with Wesker. Knowing him, it's probably full of some new dangerous virus.
You're endangering the entire city... No, the entire country!
I risked my life to get my hands on it. And I've lost my men because of that thing, too!
You understand how fucked up this is? You think you have it bad, huh?
Well, I'm gonna show you bad if you don't open your mouth right now!
Heavyweight
Hah, real sob story you have there.
But really, I don't know anything about viruses. Even If I had that in my hands, Shimano would've taken it from me ages ago.
Now, how about I say "no" to that whole prison stuff?
Ooishi
Na-ha-ha-ha! Could it be you're trying something funny here, Heavyweight?
Heavyweight
You...
Katsuya
You have the right to remain silent.
Ooishi
Don't worry, Suou. I'll take care of them.
Come to my car, why don't you? It's way too hot in here, and I've got air conditioning! Nfu-fu-fu-fu!
Katsuya
Roger. You get them to the station, I'm gonna be picking up witness testimonies again.
Date
I'll take care of it from now on, Chris. I think you've got plenty to do.
Chris
Yeah... This is just getting started...
Piers
Captain, can we talk for a minute?
I don't think we should keep going here.
Who knows if the objective is even in Coolsville right now? Hell, if it even exists?!
And you're clearly not in good shape right now.
You need a rest, and we've had enough losses already.
Let's go back home, captain. We need to report that Wrong went rogue...
Please... Let's go back... Together...
Chris
Piers...
I'm sorry. I can't.

Samurai Trainer Narihisago Challenges Kane[edit | edit source]

  1. Potemkin
  2. Champion Narihisago Akihito
  • Championship: King of Jobbers Title
  • Singles

Winner Narihisago Akihito

Millenium Trainer Pegasus Challenges Kane[edit | edit source]

  1. Regigigas
  2. Champion Maximillion Pegasus
  • Championship: TFR Title
  • Singles

Winner Maximillion Pegasus
Notes Kane was ejected after saving Regigigas about 5 times.

Drake Escapes From His Demons of Debt[edit | edit source]

Drake
Papi... Papi, are you listening to me, Papi?
Papi... Things have gotten... Very bad lately...
I feel like he's coming for me, Papi. I feel the demon's presence.
But It'll be okay, right? I can do it, you said so yourself.
I can do it, Papi. I can pay off all my debts. The NFTs will push me to the moon. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.
Brendan
...Drake? Have you been talking to yourself?
Well... Listen, I just wanted to come by and apologize for not buying your NFTs the other day.
I just really, really didn't have the money.
But... I worked hard those past two weeks. I collected cans on the street and did everything you could think of.
And because I know what you're going through, I want to help.
I'll buy one of them. Even if it's the cheapest one, I hope it can lift your morale.
Drake
Ah, Papi! He's come, Papi! What do I do? What do I do?!
I can't let him near me, Papi! I can't! I can't! I can't!
Brendan
...Drake? Are you okay?
Man, if you need someone to talk to, I'm here, alright?
I can give you some advice, even.
Or maybe you just need a hug. Alright, come here...
Drake
PAPI! PAPI! HE'S GETTING CLOSER, PAPI! HE'S... HE'S... HE'S GONNA TAKE ME AWAY!
I HATE THE DEMON OF DEBT I HATE THE DEMON OF DEBT
OH NO NO NO! OHNONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Brendan
D-Drake... W-What... W-Why... I just wanted t-t-to...
Drake
AJAJAJAJ! AAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! I DID IT, PAPI! SOY CAPABLE! SOY ÉL MAS FUERTE!
YOU TOLD ME I COULD DO IT! I KNEW I COULD DO IT! THE DEBT... IT'S NEVER GETTING ME! IT'S NEVER COMING FOR ME AGAIN!
I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID IT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ!!!!!!
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT! WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT! IT'S STRAIGHT TO THE MOON FROM HERE! TAKE ME THERE ON YOUR PRIVATE JET, PAPI! TAKE ME TO THE MOON!
WE'RE GOING, PAPI! WE'RE GOING TOMORROW, NO, WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO, WE'RE GOING TO MOON, MEXICO! WELLS FARGO! JP MORGAN! BANK OF AMERICA! YOU CALL IT! ALL OURS! ALL OURS! ALL OURS!
THE BAD MAN ISN'T GONNA TAKE ME AWAY NO MORE! IT'S ALL GREEN! I CAN SEE GREEN! EVERYTHING IS GREEN! DISNEYLAND IS GREEN! THE WORLD IS GREEN!
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! GOLD BARS! CRYPTO! BUY BUY BUY! ETHEREUM! THE STOCK MARKET IS MINE! ANOTHER BILLIONAIRE ON SPACE! JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
...Aaahhh... Aahhhh, Papi... You're coming for me after all...

Episode was divided in two parts and continues the next day.
Episode 11 Part 2 VOD


THIS IS WRESTLING[edit | edit source]

  1. CM Sai
  2. Mitake Miyao
  • No-DQ

Winner Mitake Miyao

MMA Rematch[edit | edit source]

  1. Ushiromiya Battler (0)
  2. Narushima Koga (10)
  • Game: MMA jap game
  • MMAshit

Winner Narushima Koga

First Ever Recorded Wrestling Match Through A Particle Microscope[edit | edit source]

  1. Wide Zagreus
  2. Sized-Up ManlyTears
  • Game: WWE Day of Reckoning
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Winner ManlyTears

Snakes Not Allowed At Chuck's[edit | edit source]

  1. Central
  2. Vergil
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Winner Vergil
Notes Vergil attacked Central from behind 2 seconds into his entrance.

Truth Arises From The Swamp[edit | edit source]

Kiryu
If they brought such thing to a public place, then...
Kasai
Yes, our enemies are gonna stop at nothing to exterminate the Sonozaki Family.
Kiryu
No... This is even more dangerous. This is putting the entirety of the organized crime at risk!
Kasai
Indeed. We can't let our guard down.
Osama
As-salamu alaykum, Kiryu.
Kiryu
Huh? Wait a minute, Kasai, that's-
Kasai
Osama!
Kiryu
You were alive all this time... Osama?
Kasai
Looks like he heard we're in a fragile state and came back for more.
Leave him to me, we've still got a score to settle!
Osama
I come in peace this time, brothers. Worry not.
I came because I need to get the truth out. That's what Allah wants.
I must do it for Fred... For Leon...
And frankly... You need to see it too. We gotta talk.
Kiryu
You sound like you're full of shit!
Kasai
No, Kiryu, I can see what's in his heart. He has good intentions.
Kiryu
Osama... What exactly are you talking about?
Osama
Those papers I got from prison. Bank records from a few years ago.
Apparently, there was a lot of money being moved around at that time.
Kiryu
Let me see.
What the?
Osama
See that? I'm sure you remember it.
Turns out, that whole shitshow with keyboards way back then...
It's still going on. And it was all funded by them.
Kiryu
What does this all mean?
Yes, it was back then that... My brother, Kariya...
He was manipulated by that old man... Sudou... And it led to-
Osama
I'm sorry, Kiryu. I'm sure Allah gave him 72 virgins where he is right now.
Either way, you say you found a keyboard here, too?
I had a feeling when I saw these names... That we were gonna relive this nightmare again.
I was on Sudou's payroll back then, not knowing any better...Not knowing what was his horrifying plan.
But thankfully, this time we have a chance to nip it in the bud.
You see those documents? Exact heart of the entire scheme is pinpointed right there.
Kiryu
"Rob Wellington"... He was the one funding Sudou?
Osama
Yes, and their contact in police is currently amassing keyboards in his warehouse in the docks.
Kiryu
Even the police is in on it... I need to tell Date about this.
If things are this serious, then I can't just sit by and wait for things to happen.
Kasai, I'm going with Osama. We're putting an end to this.
You stay. This place needs someone to protect it, while Steven is down.
Kasai
Kiryu... Be careful...

Kiryu
We've arrived. The docks...
Osama
Now we just need to find where those blasted devices are...
Osborne
You sneaky bastards... I've finally found you!
Osama
Did he really chase me all the way here? What tenacious man...
Kiryu, that man is dangerous. I should call the Avatars of Allah!
Kiryu
We don't have time for that. I'll take him on, you go find a way inside.
Osama
Kiryu...
Kiryu
If you say you're gonna stop us, then you better be able to back it up!

Vs. Warden Osborne[edit | edit source]

  1. Kiryu Kazuma
  2. Warden Osborne
  • Singles

Winner Warden Osborne

Kiryu
...Guess you really are a tough guy after all.
No match for me, though.
Osborne
U-Uurrghhh...
Kiryu
Osama, are you done back there?
Osama
I just finished. Come on in.
Kiryu
Got it.
Osama
K-Kiryu, behind you!
Y-You coward... Allah will curse you...
Kiryu
Osama! Osama, are you okay?!
Osama
Don't worry about me, Kiryu. You must go in there and end this.
I'll handle things out here. There might be more guards coming.
Kiryu
Osama...
Osama
You're the one who must do this, Kiryu. The one who'll preserve our legacy.
You must be the second coming...
If you don't stop them, the keyboards will drive us all out.
Mafias, The Yakuza, Gangs, Terrorist groups... All organized crime, people like us, they'll all be gone.
You must preserve... The only proof that men like us were here... The gamepads...
Kiryu
Osama... I will do it! I will absolutely put an end to this!
You can count on me!
Osama
...Inshallah, brother...

The Meeting With KaibaCorp[edit | edit source]

Ichiban
...You know, I've been feeling pretty insecure.
Jack still hasn't come back to the party. This is taking a bit long.
Do you think, uh, hypothetically, if he doesn't come back... Could we keep going?
Could we handle enemies like CHAOS and KaibaCorp without him?
Serge
...
Ichiban
Man, I see you haven't lost your composure at all!
Thanks for reassuring me. That's exactly what I needed right now!
Sinbad
I'm done with my hourly calls.
Ichiban, come with me. There's a meeting we gotta attend.
Ichiban
Wait, we gotta walk? Can't we fast travel there?
Sinbad
...It's close by, don't worry.

Ichiban
A restaurant, huh? Do they have Peking duck here?
Sinbad
Well, I've never ordered that myself, but I think so.
Ichiban
Nice! I've been craving for some.
Sinbad
Ichiban, the food isn't really what we came here for, remember?
The real deal... Is in here...

Ichiban
W-Wait... What? Is this one of those boss rushes? Already?!
Okada
Sit down, Ichiban. We come in peace, at least for tonight.
Seeker
Yes, that's right. My scargot just arrived, too, so we'll be cooling down here.
Ichiban
That's some refined taste in food you have.
Well, what's up, then? What do you want to talk about?
Okada
The current state of affairs in Coolsville.
It's going down in flames right now. Literally and figuratively.
The president just got assassinated, there are riots everywhere, and the biggest entertainment house around has been destroyed.
Seeker
As you know, we at KaibaCorp have quite the... Ambitious goals. However, what is happening right now is not in our best interests.
The Shimano Family, the ones pulling the strings... We have quite a complex relationship with them.
And now, they've come to the point of kidnapping our lead scientist, and raiding his workplace!
Point being, no matter what our ideals are, the three of us have a shared interest in taking down Shimano's empire before it gets too big.
Okada
I would agree with him. That's not in CHAOS's best interests.
Ichiban
Shimano? I heard about him. He was a pretty big deal before I went to prison.
But I don't think I've got any business with the guy...
Seeker
Oh, but you don't need to! All you and Okada here have to do...
Is sign this little deal, and join us in the fight!
Okada
Hm? You want us to sign something? I thought this would just be a gentleman's agreement of sorts.
Ichiban
...Yeah, this doesn't seem that trustworthy for me.
Seeker
Oh, is that so? You're not signing it, then?
I see...
Well, would you look at this? It seems like one of my boys wants to have a word with you two.
Jack
I knew CHAOS wouldn't agree to this deal to protect peace.
But it's fine, boss. I'll make sure CHAOS doesn't escape this place.
Okada
...An ambush, huh? Should've figured...
Ichiban
Seriously? Wasn't there a route split I could've taken to avoid this?!
Sinbad
Ichiban, over here! I know the fastest exit from where we are!

Ichiban
...Did we lose them?
Sinbad
Seems that way. I knew KaibaCorp shouldn't be trusted.
Ichiban
I hate when bosses cheat like that. Good to know you found an exploit to escape the battle, though!
Sinbad
I still can't believe it... Our Jack was... THAT Jack?
Ichiban
What do you mean?
Sinbad
His legendary group of mercenaries... They're now on KaibaCorp's side...
Ichiban
Seriously? Bigger odds for us to go against?!
Okada
That's just what life's gonna ask of you, Kasuga Ichiban.
CHAOS isn't gonna rest, either. So I need to get going.
What happened in there, though... It was proof of something.
You should join us, Kasuga Ichiban. CHAOS needs you, and you need CHAOS.
Ichiban
Man, I'm honored... But no.
I already have my party, and I wouldn't just leave them behind like that!
They're my friends, after all!
Okada
I see. So that's your decision?
Ichiban
...You can be one of them, too.
Okada
Huh? Where did that come from?
Ichiban
You seem like a cool guy, and you're strong as hell. I think you'd fit in perfectly.
Okada
...
Hayashi
Don't listen to him, Okada. Remember what we must do.
Okada
Yeah, you're right. We can't afford to waste any more time with each other.
Ichiban, next time we meet... You'll need to make a decision.
Think about joining us. It might be the only way to stop KaibaCorp.
Until we cross paths again...
Ichiban
That's a shame. He'd be a big help.
Sinbad
...Let's go, staying here isn't gonna help.
I'll book you a room on Sindria's best hotel when we get home, Ichi.
Hayashi
Wait up, you're not going anywhere!
Ichiban
Huh? What is this all about now?
Hayashi
You know... You got really friendly with our leader there.
Even if he wants you in, you just don't have what it takes!
So come on! I'll make sure you never join us, Kasuga Ichiban!

Vs. Hayashi Hiroshi, Evil Itself[edit | edit source]

  1. Hayashi Hiroshi
  2. Kasuga Ichiban
  • Singles

Winner Hayashi Hiroshi

Money In The Bank[edit | edit source]

  1. Max Payne
  2. Robert
  3. Eren Yeager
  4. Komaeda Nagito
  5. Jayden
  6. Tony Hawk
  7. Tazuna Joe
  8. Rean Schwarzer
  • Prize: Money In The Bank Case
  • Ladder

Winner Rean Schwarzer
Notes Haha...

Console Teams[edit | edit source]

  1. Kane's PokemonsRegigigas & Potemkin
  2. The Console WarsMario & Segata Sanshiro
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination
Segata Sanshiro Regigigas
Winner The Console Wars
Notes Schizo match end.

The Truth Behind The GM[edit | edit source]

Saihara
You sure this is a good idea?
Wright
We don't have many other options. We need to know what Amami is up to.
Saihara
You're right... Although I'd rather not be doing this.
Things have been bad enough around this city already.
Even the president got killed... That's a pretty big deal, isn't it?
Wright
Yeah! It's huge, almost as big as when Vince's limo exploded!
Saihara
...
Wright
Hm? What's with that face? Did you see a ghost?
Saihara
No, nevermind. But... Hey, over at the end of the corridor... Is that him?
Wright
Nope. That guy looks a lot more menacing. Be on your guard.
Gregory
Heeeey, Wright! Good to see you!
Wright
Mr. Edgeworth? What are you doing here?
Gregory
Just passing through.
I was just investigating the crime scene where the doctor got shot.
...And you know... I have a theory!
After going inside, I immediately started looking at the bloodstains.
However, Doctor Piccolo is a namekian, correct?
Research indicates that namekian people don't bleed red, but instead, purple!
...The first thing that came to mind was, of course, a body double!
Wright
Oh man... This is gonna be as long as a show-opening promo...
Saihara, can you call Edgeworth's number for me?
Saihara
Of course.
Gregory
But... After thinking it through, I finally understood!
It couldn't have been a body double.
Not because it was impossible, you see. But because something else made a lot more sense!
In the corner of the room, there was a bottle of pills...
Some kind of medicine that has been growing in popularity recently.
However, side effects of that medicine in namekians have not been studied!
Therefore, I deduce that the blood found in the crime scene is nothing more than a side effect from the medicine!
An armed suspect wasn't seen at the hospital room at the moment of the supposed gunshot.
What this must mean is that the gunshot... Didn't happen at all!
Brilliant, isn't it? As a man with ultimate knowledge of the human body, the doctor faked being shot!
That... Is my theory!
Edgeworth
Thanks for the call, Wright. He doesn't seem like he's doing well at all.
Wright
Yeah, I've noticed. I don't think he'd pass even WWE medical tests at this point.
Well, maybe they'd give him a Z-Pak and call it a day...
Edgeworth
I'll handle him from now on.
Wright
Alright, we got sidetracked badly here. Where could Amami be?
Amami
Right here! Did you call?
Wright
Y-You were behind us this entire time?
Amami
Heh, I gotta keep a close eye on Sminem's dogs, don't I?
He's the one pulling the strings on those "backstage incidents", isn't he?
You can spill the beans. Not like I'm gonna last long around here if it depends on you anyway, right? Hahah...
All I want is to end this wicked game. To expose everything.
Wright
You want the truth? Sure, I'll give it to you. Gladly.
The truth is... If you're looking to expose anything, then we're your allies!
Don't you see? Even Saihara here was a victim of those backstage attacks!
Sminem isn't your enemy. The one we're most suspicious of is Vitalik.
And while he was alive... Sminem was willing to doubt even him, his own General Manager, to reach the truth!
Amami
...
Now that I stop to think about it, you didn't seem like you were in great terms with Vitalik, despite him also being close to Sminem.
And for you to accuse him... Well, he's the one I've got plenty of evidence against.
You hit it right on the money. I can't argue against that.
Fine, I'll tell you everything I know.
Wright, you and I were victim of something much bigger than TFR itself.
We were victim of... A match fixing scandal.
A way for the worst kind of people working behind the scenes to multiply their money.
As a member of the TFR staff, Vitalik himself forced me to be part of it when it all started.
Back then, I didn't have any power to stand up to him.
So, I just reluctantly went along with it. I let it slide, I even actively collaborated with it!
Wright
Y-You can't be serious...
Amami
Every part of what I just said is the cold, hard truth.
For months, I've been secretly working to gather all evidence necessary to show this to the world.
And now, I've finally got all I needed!
Wright
You mean to tell me... Vitalik... He...
He gave pro-wrestling matches predetermined outcomes, according to his own personal interests?!
H-How could he do something so disrespectful to this sacred art?!
Amami
That's why... Even if it kills TFR... Even if it kills pro-wrestling itself! I'm going to end this!
Hey! What was that for?
Wright
Hah. You've gone too far there...
But more importantly than that... You need to re-learn a thing or two about loving this business.
Pro-wrestling is all about keeping the marks worked, after all.
Amami
Huh?
Wright
Don't worry, Amami. I'm going to remind you how beautiful the world of this sport really is.
So, come on! Let me give you the match I know you've been wanting to get deep down in that wounded heart!

Vs. Amami Rantaro, TFR Staff[edit | edit source]

  1. Phoenix Wright
  2. Amami Rantaro
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Winner Amami Rantaro

Amami
Hahhh... It really feels different when you don't have a strict script to follow.
We just had fun out there, didn't we?
Wright
Exactly. That's what pro-wrestling is all about.
I felt like I was taking my first bump again!
Amami
...I gotta thank you for that, Wright.
I might've let it all go if not for this match.
But really, I was surprised to know you guys shared the same goals I did.
I thought you were cleaning up the evidence, by eliminating the people who were behind it.
I guess that was all a coincidence, after all.
So... Are we in this together now?
Wright
Yeah! Of course we are!
Amami
Good to know! I've got everything right here. Let's go end this ga-
Wright
W-Wrong! The hell are you doing here?!
Y-You're... In on this, too?! Don't tell me-
Wrong
Heh, what did you think, brother?
I've got my own reasons. It was about time I spread my wings and took flight for myself.
Wright
But why? Why are you doing this?
Don't you remember when we used to wrestle every day at the orphanage?
Wasn't this career always something you dreamed of?
Tell me why! Tell me where did it all go Wrong!
Wrong
It seems to me like you're in the mood for a long, dramatic reunion.
But I don't see the need for that right now, brother.
After all, we just met recently, didn't we?
Wright
...What?
Wrong
Hm? Didn't I make myself clear enough?
Well, that's a shame... I have somewhere I need to be right now, so I've got no time for family drama.
Be seeing you, Wright.
Wright
W-WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
D-Dammit! Ugh, why does the back of my head hurt?!
Saihara
It must be painful, getting screwed over by your own brother like that.
Wright
You couldn't be more right! This betrayal hurts about as much as when The Shield broke up in 2014!
Saihara
...Did you really like The Shield that much?
Uh, well, uh... Wright... You see... You can't lose your grip now!
Wright
You're right. In wrestling, when you lose your grip, it can turn a perfectly executed move into a match-ruining botch!
Even if the one standing in my path is my brother... I must make him tap out and get out of the way!
So, let's keep going. We can't let Vitalik keep ruining our sacred art any longer!
Saihara
Indeed. But we can't be so hasty, either.
We just lost our main lead, after all.
Wright
That's true. What now, then?
Oh? Saihara... It's Kyle.

Chat's Chosen Main Event[edit | edit source]

  1. Team King of SindriaSinbad, Date Kaname, Extra, Rance
  2. Team King of /v/King Hassan, Adol Christin, Zagreus, HUNK
  • Tag-Team
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination Details
Zagreus Sinbad Dealt finishing blow to Hassan's damage.
Extra HUNK Count-Out
King Hassan Extra Immediately after he took out HUNK.
Date Kaname Zagreus Hit two Somnium Dives in a row.
King Hassan
Adol Christin
📷Gallery
Winner Team Sinbad

Leon Listens to Sad Japanese Song[edit | edit source]

Leon
...Ada...
Where are you now, what are you doing?
...This is the opening verse of a sad Japanese song I listened to once.
It showed me that the language you speak is as beautiful as you are.
But I do wonder how you're doing right now. Are you enjoying an alluring view somewhere? Does it smell nice?
Well, I'm sure it does. Everywhere you go, that delightful scent from your perfume made of gutter oil follows.
...And I wish I could feel that scent right now.
If life wasn't so cruel as to split us apart...
We would be having a great time right now. We could be watching Winnie the Pooh, your favorite movie, together...
But now I'm all alone. Now, everything is meaningless. Now, my world fell apart...
And now... All I can do is lay on this bed... All alone...
All I can do is... just... sleep...
...Huh? Someone is at the door?