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Redfield Gives The King A Road[edit | edit source]

Chris
So this is the legendary arena...
I can see how people find it scary. Such an empty place.
I've never felt such solitude before.
This might explain why not even members of special squads such as mine were allowed to come here.
But at this point... I don't care about that anymore.
I need to know why. I need to know details about my mission objective.
I must know... What Enrico died for. What Wrong betrayed us for.
And, if my superiors won't tell me, then the famous "Cagist" must be the only one to possess such important information.
The Cagist
Oh? Is that a dime I see?
Welcome to NXT, my frie-
Wow, nevermind that. You're not dimes, you're the whole freakin' wallet!
Chris
I'm not sure what that means, but you must know what I'm here for.
The Cagist
Funny as it sounds, I wasn't informed of your visit, no. Which is quite a rare occasion.
You must be one of Vince's guys he sent down here? Ahhhh, if I put you on the main event I can already see this place filling up!
Give me a moment. I'll be right back.
Chris Redfield, also known as "Alpha"... So you're not here to wrestle.
Instead, you want detailed information about the objective of your mission, correct?
Chris
...Surprises me you figured it all out that quick.
The Cagist
The King of Kings won't let any information escape his grasp twice.
Well, if you don't know how things work around here... If you want information, you need to do me a favor.
In fact, I was gonna go ahead and ask you to wrestle one of my new hirings...
But Vince already laid them all off. I don't think I have any suitable opponents left for you.
So, instead, I'm gonna ask for your opinion on something. You seem like a smart man.
And just by looking at your arms... I can already see you've got a great mind for the wrestling business!
See... Once upon a time, NXT was supposed to TakeOverTM this world.
We hired wrestlers from all over the indies.
More than that, we created a new ruleset. "NXT rules". Matches would take place inside a cage, 2/3 falls. All of them.
It got tiresome to have 30 minute matches with 7 finisher kickouts after a while, and that's how that idea came to me.
Why not just have 50 minute matches with 36 finishers and no kickouts instead? Isn't that a lot more exciting?
Yet... The ratings would keep falling...
Vince got mad, and would constantly fire everyone I hired that was under 6'0. But it was too little, too late.
NXT never recovered, not a single dime was being drawn, and all our budget went into tarp maintenance.
Since then... Steph... I haven't had a single day of peace due to her. The cage gets tighter and tighter.
And now, things are getting even worse. We drew a dime once, sure, and it felt great...
But it wasn't enough. No one wants to step foot in NXT anymore.
The show is on the verge of being cancelled, and I need to come up with a plan to save it right now!
Chris
First of all... What even is this ruleset you're working under?
If all your matches are this long, you won't have any card diversity!
More than that, you won't use most of your roster like that. No wonder they were being laid off!
The Cagist
That's true. But now my roster is way too short! Vince won't let anyone stay here for more than a night!
Chris
That's not gonna be a problem. You should use such a thing to your advantage.
Rotate your roster. Sign the wrestlers on one-night deals.
The Cagist
T-That's brilliant! But... What's the purpose of the entire thing, then, if they won't be staying around?
Chris
I'd think if they're on such deals they'd be willing to put on more than one match a night.
You need to attract interest here and now, don't you? A starting point.
After that, you'll figure it out...
The Cagist
One night only, multiple matches with the same people...
That's it, a tournament! I've finally got it!
A tournament... Created by the King of Kings...
Yes, thank you! I knew an A+ player would help me come up with an A+ idea!
Chris
Glad to see I helped. Now, I need the info as soon as possible.
The Cagist
Don't you worry, The Game always delivers. Now come with me...

Autopromo: Bevi[edit | edit source]

[LORE]

Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Zagreus
  2. Sakakura Juzo
  3. Aniki
  4. Apollo Justice
  5. Rance
  6. Potemkin
  7. Tony Hawk
  8. Max Payne
  • No Ring Exit
  • Elimination
  • 8-way
  • KO

Wrestler Elimination Details
Tony Hawk Zagreus Pinfall
Aniki Pinfall
Rance Tony Hawk Pinfall
Apollo Justice Rance Pinfall
Sakakura Juzo Max Payne Pinfall
Apollo Justice KO
Potemkin Sakakura Juzo KO
📷Gallery
Winner Potemkin

Red Chooses Her Starter[edit | edit source]

Red
Alright, I'm fully equipped now. What's the next step?
Koshimizu
Not yet, you aren't. You didn't pick your starter yet!
Here, you've got three options.
A normal/ground type pokémon, a bug type, and a psychic/grass type.
Red
Hmmm... Let me think...
I'm gonna pass up on this Big Show. He seems slow and uneffective.
Koshimizu
That's a good way to describe him, indeed.
Red
As for the bug type, Adam Cole... Nope, too weak. I don't think he'd stand much of a chance in a real fight, either.
Koshimizu
Hm? Is that so? Yeah, I do believe he could get squashed quite easily. What about the other one?
Red
It's... It's...
It's perfect! He looks like he's as much of a bitch as Tre is!
Koshimizu
Seems like a great fit, indeed.
A hot-headed person like you needs the kind of pokémon that won't fight back when you order him to do something.
Red
DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO CALL ME A HOT-HEAD, ASSHOLE?!
Uh, oops, sorry for that... It was instinct.
So, what's next? Tre?
Koshimizu
Of course not! You need to level up that Pokémon of yours!
And I've found the perfect spot. An old friend of mine is putting on a tournament tonight.
I've already signed you up for it, in fact.
Red
Huh? Seriously? Isn't that gonna delay our plans?
Koshimizu
The way his new job turned out, you've got all the time in the world.
Besides, you've got it all to become a Pokémon Master in no time, so don't skip steps!
Red
I see! Alright, That's gonna be how I'll show my determination, then!

King of /v/ Tournament Quarterfinals 1[edit | edit source]

  1. /vp/ - Joe Merrick
  2. /vst/ - Spazz Maticus
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Winner /vp/ - Joe Merrick
Notes Merrick became erratic when Red was ejected.

Spazz did a homing attack that by all metrics shouls not have hit.

King of /v/ Tournament Quarterfinals 2[edit | edit source]

  1. /vmg/ - Charles
  2. /dmg/ - Maximillion Pegasus
  • Singles

Winner /dmg/ - Maximillion Pegasus

Vs. Chaos[edit | edit source]

Ichiban
Wow, that's a great one! You got a strike first try!
You struck them down almost as quick as we wiped KaibaCorp off the streets during our match!
Sinbad
What can I say? Turns out I'm quite decent at breaking pins in bowling too!
Ichiban
Such is a King's skill... Alright, my turn next!
Sinbad
You've got this, buddy!
Ichiban
...Ahhh, dammit! That was close! Off by one!
I'll get them next time!
...Huh?
WOOOOOOW! THAT WAS THE COOLEST STRIKE I'VE SEEN!
And-And you did a 360, too? Man, that effect on the ball!
Okada
Hah. Some things are all too easy for the Rainmaker.
Kasuga Ichiban, right? I came here for you.
What would you think about... Joining our cause?
Ichiban
Wait, you're inviting me to your bowling team?
Man, I don't know, I feel like I need a bit more training...
Also, I've got my own party right now! It wouldn't be cool to just abandon them.
I always hate it when party members leave halfway through a RPG!
Hayashi
So... This is the guy you've been scouting, Okada?
He doesn't look that tough. Are you sure he's really worth it?
To tell the truth... I think he's far below The Dragon's level...
Ichiban
Huh... You're telling me you're not part of a bowling team?
Who are you guys, then?
Jack
...CHAOS!!!!!
Heat
Nah, we're not allowing you near the boss like that.
Okada
It's fine. Ichiban, your friend is right. We are the group known as CHAOS.
Ichiban
W-Wait, you're telling me... YOU GUYS EXIST AFTER ALL?!
I WAS STARTING TO THINK THIS WHOLE CHAOS THING WAS AN EASTER EGG I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO FIND, OR MAYBE-
Sinbad
Ichiban, this is no laughing matter...
Those guys... They're a very formidable faction.
They might be just as strong as KaibaCorp!
Okada
I see you've done your homework.
Alright, Kasuga Ichiban... It's time to test your worth!

  1. Kasuga Ichiban, Jack Garland, Sinbad, SergeIchiban's Party
  2. Okada Kazuchika, Hayashi Hiroshi, Heat O'Brien, Bob UtsunomiyaCHAOS
  • No Ring Exit
  • Elimination
  • 8-way
  • KO

Wrestler Elimination Details
Serge Bob Utsunomiya Count-Out
Heat O'Brien Serge
Jack Hayashi Hiroshi
Okada Kazuchika Jack Submission
Sinbad Okada Kazuchika
Heat O'Brien
📷Gallery
Winner Ichiban's Party

Okada
...Fascinating, Kasuga Ichiban...
I gotta say, what you've showed me is more than I gave you credit for.
You've got tremendous potential, even as a leader.
Sadly, I'm afraid this will be the end of our meeting...
I've got another place I need to be right now.
Ichiban
Hey, wait up, I didn't get any XP!
What the hell? Is this one of those useless sidequests where you waste hours for nothing?
...Ahh, dammit. He used Escape!
Sinbad
It's better to not pursue. It would be pushing our luck in the current circumstances.
Serge
...
Ichiban
...That wasn't a rare encounter, was it?
Jack
You... You're all allies of CHAOS!
You haven't put enough effort in fighting CHAOS!
I can't let CHAOS go. I must kill CHAOS. That is my mission.
CHAOS hit a strike I couldn't hit and made fun of me for it. CHAOS won't escape.
I will pursue CHAOS, even if by myself!
Ichiban
Wait, what? Calm down, man! We'll meet them again, surely!
Those boss fights without a conclusive ending always happen twice!
Sinbad
...It's useless. He's gone.
Ichiban
Awwwww, come on! I just talked about how I hate when party members leave!
Alright, I know what's gonna happen, though. He'll be back after next dungeon, right?
Sinbad
...Ichiban...

Pocket Tables[edit | edit source]

  1. Gold (2)
  2. Tazuna Joe (0)
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Tables

Winner Gold
Notes Match ended in a few minutes after Gold hit 2 consecutive falls.

Edgeworth's Car Drive[edit | edit source]

Edgeworth
That sure took a lot out of me, but I can finally rest...
The old man is gonna have a fun time at the retirement home, I'd hope so.
It's a very nice place from what I've heard, and he'll have time to heal his brain and body.
I'm not gonna leave him there forever. He just has to stay away from the rings until that "itch" goes away.
Well, time to kick back and relax. Let's see what's on the radio...
Radio
And tonight, three of our strongest competitors, the royal rumble winners, will face off in a triple threat match for #1 Contendership to the TFR title!
Our inaugural King of Jobbers champion, Geralt of Rivia!
...Regigigas, a, uh, Pokémon, owned by former politician and legendary Pokémon trainer, Kane!
And........ No one....?
Well, uh, either way, before the match, we put them face to face with each other, and our warriors had a lot to say about it!
Edgeworth
Hmmm, well, I guess it's more wrestling, as always.
A three-way promo between the potential #1 contenders, though? Sounds promising. Let's see what they have to say.
Radio
Looking at you now... You're bigger and more menacing than DrownersTM, that's for sure.
Bet you're worth a lot of crowns, too.
Au au... Au au au...
*OMP*OMP*OMP*OMP*
Edgeworth
Jesus, just what was that?
Radio
Uh, I apologize, sir. I'm afraid you can't understand what my Pokémon is saying?
I'm the former mayor and gym leader of Knox County, Kane. I'll be speaking on his behalf.
A gym leader... Place of power, gotta be.
You talk in a very eloquent manner for someone so menacing.
Ah, that's just how I look.
I've done a lot of bad, evil things in the past, indeed. But the life of a Pokémon master has led me down a better path.
You say that, but you know you can never really fully abandon that evilness.
Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling... Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred.
If I'm to choose between one evil and another... I'd rather not choose at all..
Edgeworth
...Seems like they really liked that line, for some reason.
Radio
Hm? Wait a minute, was this supposed to be a political debate? I came prepared for a wrestling promo instead...
The nature of this conversation doesn't matter. What matters is...
It's my duty to slay that monster, plain and simple.
*OMP*OMP*OMP*OMP*
Hey, wait up, don't you start now!
*OMP*OMP*OMP*OMP*
Au au au!
*OMP*OMP*OMP*OMP*
Au au au... Au au au au!
Edgeworth
Okay, okay... They really couldn't keep it down, huh?
I guess things were bound to get violent, but I wasn't expecting it to be so noisy.
Hm? Who could it be at such a time?
...
...What? He... He ran away?!

King of /v/ Tournament Quarterfinals 3[edit | edit source]

  1. /vm/ - gregor
  2. /vr/ - Segata Sanshiro
  • Singles

Winner /vm/ - gregor
Notes Randomly won

King of /v/ Tournament Quarterfinals 4[edit | edit source]

  1. /vrpg/ - Rean Schwarzer (forma jap drip)
  2. /v/ - Hassan
  • Singles

Winner /v/ - Hassan
Notes RUSED RUSED RUSED

Vs. Phoenix Wrong[edit | edit source]

Kyle
...Yeah, it just started burning down.
You have any idea who might be behind this?
Hm. Interesting. I think the same, too.
They think burning it all down will help them get away with such stuff.
But we'll get to the bottom of this, won't we, boss?
I'll talk to you later.
...Well, all those memories... Everything going up in flames.
...Wright... Sorry I haven't been able to help you more.
And with this fire now, it doesn't seem like I'll get much of a chance to do that.
Chris
Shit, you have to be kidding me!
Katsuya
Calm down, everyone! The situation is gonna be under control soon! We promise you!
Extra
C-Calm down? That was my first day on the j-job!
Walter
Hoy! Don't let a little Agi strike put you down!
You have to keep dreaming, after all.
Extra
Y-You're right... I can't let my dream die like that.
Date
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MATERIAL I DIDN'T MANAGE TO SAVE? EVERYTHING IN THERE WAS... SO PRECIOUS!
Katsuya
Dammit, where's Ooishi at a time like this?
Why is he taking so long to call the firefighters?!
Chris
...Seems like I've got no other choice.
I shouldn't have trusted that asshole. He's burning down the evidence, for sure!
I'll have to take matters into my own hands!
Katsuya
What?! Wait up! Don't go! F-Freeeeeze!!!
Chris
Argh, what the hell? Is there really nothing I can salvage here? No evidence?!
They really did a thorough job.
Wait... Someone else is here!
Wrong
...Seems like you've finally found me, Chris.
Chris
That voice... WROOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
I see you've finally taken off your disguise. Coward!
Wrong
You think I'm a coward? I'm simply... Being reborn as we speak, Chris.
From this moment on, among those flames. I'll become a new man.
Like a Phoenix... I will rise again...
Chris
Stop blabbering about your delusions! You're not like this, Wrong!
Get a hang of yourself! Why did you betray us?
Wrong
...You know why.
Chris
AHHHHHH! You've pissed me off long enough. I don't care if this place is going up in flames.
I'LL MAKE YOU WISH THOSE WERE THE FLAMES OF HELL, WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!

  1. Chris Redfield
  2. Phoenix Wrong
  • Singles

Winner Godfield

Into The Burning Building[edit | edit source]

Kyle
...
So... Chris... Actually went in there?
Hah... Hahahahah, I see how this is, then!
If that asshole has the balls to do it, then why wouldn't I?
Alright, whatever, it can't be that bad... I'll go straight to the Manager's office!
Shit, nevermind, this feels awful.
How the hell has he not come out yet? I can barely breathe in here.
But now that I'm already in, you bet I'm not gonna be coming out empty-handed.
...
Well, nothing interesting, it seems, unless...
Wait, how did I miss this? "Do not open"?
Sorry, but I guess I'll be breaking some rules tonight.
Another door? No, I'm not gonna back down now.
"Do not disturb"? Who could I even disturb? Do we have any pyro fetishists here?
"DANGER - BEWARE OF ANGRY DOG". They left a dog here? Guess he needs rescuing!
Welp, there's no dog at all. Was that another way to try to keep people away?
This can't go on much longer...
"Authorized personnel only"... Seriously?
"Private business"... Finally! Is this what I've been looking for?!
The way this is set up, I'm sure gonna have to be quick in getting back outside!
"Top-secret evidence"?
...Look at what we have here...

Chris
Come on, Wrong! We're gonna both burn down in here!
Not like I'm complaining. I'm not stopping until I take you down!
Wrong
I can't afford to die on the day of my rebirth.
I'll get through you, no matter what! I need to...
Chris
GOD DAMMIT, WRONG! Just tell me! Just spit it out!
WHY DID YOU KILL ENRICO??!
Wrong
Enrico... Is-
Piers
Agh! I missed...
Chris
What the hell? Piers?! What are you doing here!
Piers
Showing you my worth, Captain. This bastard must pay!
Chris
We can't! Not like this! He must answer our questions first!
Don't you have any idea just how much important information he must have?
Piers
But Captain! If you don't let me shoot him... He might escape!
Chris
Seriously, Piers? THAT'S what you're worried about?
Piers
Well, uh, in fact, he already did...
Chris
I know Wrong well enough! He'd never wuss out like t- Wait, what?
Piers
Quick, we gotta follow him!
Chris
...He's gone...
Piers
Captain... I'm sorry... I should've-
Chris
It's not your fault, Piers! I'm tired of all of this!
Everything that has gone wrong... I've got no one else to blame but myself!
Enrico's death, Wrong's betrayal... It's all my goddamn fault!
Piers
Captain... I'm sorry...
Chuck
No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I-I WAS SUPPOSED TO REBUILD THIS PLACE...
BUT NOW... NOW THERE'LL BE NOTHING LEFT! NOT EVEN MY GUCCI LOAFERS! WHERE ARE THE FIREFIGHTERS?!!!
Chris
Ah, you think you have any right to complain...
YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Chuck
Ugh!
Chris
You were gonna tell me everything, huh? Then get to it, NOW!
Chuck
W-What do you want from me? Can't you see I've already lost it all?
Chris
I want the truth, Chuck! That's all I'm asking!
Chuck
F-Fine... It's not like I've got anything to lose at this point...
The truth is... Yes, I've been dealing with some bad people lately.
The underground pornography trafficking ring you've faced off with recently. I'm involved with it.
Chris
Oh, are you? So those are the guys behind it all?
Chuck
Their connections go way deeper. Chuck's might've been a very important place for Coolsville's economy, but...
That underground ring has objectives of their own. And they're run by the Shimano Family.
Chris
The Shimano Family? As in, the President's-
Chuck
The ones responsible for the President's security, yes.
Specifically, the man running this pornography ring is...
The Shimano Family Lieutenant, Heavyweight.

Anti-Clowning Squad[edit | edit source]

  1. The CircusHisoka & Joker
  2. The Butterflies
  • Championship: /v/ Tag Team Titles
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Ricardo Joker
Winner The Butterflies

King of /v/ Tournament Semifinals 1[edit | edit source]

  1. /vp/ - Joe Merrick
  2. /dmg/ - Maximillion Pegasus
  • Singles

Winner /vp/ - Joe Merrick
Notes Win by Count-Out

King of /v/ Tournament Semifinals 2[edit | edit source]

  1. /vm/ - gregor
  2. /v/ - Hassan
  • Singles

Winner /v/ - Hassan
Notes Really fucking intense ruse war.

The End of Fake Yakuza[edit | edit source]

Kiryu
Steven...
I've never seen you in such a condition...
Kasai
The boss is a very tough guy, indeed. But seeing him like this almost makes you think he's human.
Kiryu
He's a legendary fighter, a man no one could go one-on-one with under fair conditions.
And that's why this shocks me.
I could see him surviving getting shot by a helicopter's machine gun. Yet, somehow, he fell ill.
Kasai
I've known him for an even longer time than you. He'll pull through, but it's shocking indeed.
Kiryu
Do you know what caused this? Were his carrots poisoned?
Kasai
...It wasn't poison. We're investigating the issue further.
Kiryu
The Sonozaki Family must've been pretty busy lately...
Kasai
We're always busy. Either way, it's been a while since we last met, hasn't it?
How has life been treating you?
Kiryu
I owe everything I have to you guys.
As for my life... Well, I've been thoroughly following your teachings, still.
Kasai
It's good to see you're living with pride, Kiryu.
Kiryu
What about you? Have you been bothered by anything other than Steven's condition?
...To tell the truth, I've crossed paths with a group that's been targeting the Sonozaki Family recently.
But they're pretty much done for now. So, how are things going?
Kasai
Kiryu... I wish this wasn't the case, but the Shimano family is on the move.
Kiryu
The Shimano Family, too?! Now, of all times?!
Kasai
Indeed. This will be the Sonozaki Family's most important conflict yet.
Kiryu
No... Another threat at such a time...
If Steven was in his best form, he could probably handle all of them by himself... They're taking advantage of that!
Kasai
They probably are, indeed. But there's nothing that we can do about it.
Kiryu
If you need my help, I'll gladly fight for you again, Kasai!
Kasai
...I forgot to mention something.
A more terrifying enemy than I could've imagined has surfaced.
Kiryu
Something that terrifies even a man of your caliber... What could that be?!
Kasai
Kiryu... At the club where Steven lost consciousness...
...This... Was found...
Kiryu
No........................................

The Battle of the Three Rumble Winners[edit | edit source]

  1. Yagami Takayuki
  2. Geralt of Rivia
  3. Regigigas
  • Contendership: TFR Title #1 Contender
  • Triple-Threat
  • No-DQ

Wrestler Elimination Details
Regigigas Hanyuu
Winner Regigigas
Notes Au au au...

King of /v/ Tournament Finals THE FINAL RUSE[edit | edit source]

  1. /vp/ - Joe Merrick (1)
  2. /v/ - Hassan (2)
Iconic Match
  • 2/3 Falls

📷Gallery
Winner /v/ - Hassan
Notes Merrick went top rope, Hassan got his knees up, Merrick did a kip up, Hassan countered his strike, Merrick countered his punch, Hassan countered his strike, Merrick countered his punch, Hassan parried his punch, Hassan laid him down, did the Ruse Cruise, dirty pinned, and won.

8 RUSES

NONSTOP RUSES

WON BY DIRTY PIN

THE FINAL RUSE

King of /v/ Tournament Ending
Red Spazz Maticus Charles Pegasus gregor Segata Sanshiro Rean Schwarzer Hassan
With her victory at the King of /v/ tournament, Red was finally able to completely crush Tre's delusional dreams, and find the cure to gayness. Within nine months, a heir to her bloodline had been born, as she sucked him dry day and night. Walter was persecuted by the government and posteriorly executed, and thanks to Koshimizu the fertility rate of Coolsville AND Japan skyrocketed. It is speculated her child count is now in the double digits.
Complete Arcade Mode as Spazz Maticus to unlock his ending! Complete Arcade Mode as Charles to unlock his ending!
With another accolade added to his illustrious career, Pegasus now aims to use his power and influence to find and bring back his greatest friend, Erwin. From then on, there were multiple posters with Erwin's face at every corner, and he would constantly be shown at every outdoor and TV broadcast. His face became so known around Coolsville that he was elected the most handsome man of the year. It was now inevitable for Pegasus to finally reunite with his old friend.
Complete Arcade Mode as gregor to unlock his ending!
After becoming King of /v/, Segata's first royal decree was to make any console not made by Sega illegal. Snoyboys went on a rampage and had to be put down by their wives's boyfriends. Nintendies screeched and shat their pants, but everything went okay for them because chicken tenders went down in price. Microsoft Pahjeets were all banished back to their home land. And, from then on, criminals who didn't own a Sega Saturn would have their fingers broken by law enforcement.
Complete Arcade Mode as Rean Schwarzer to unlock his ending, haha!

The publicity gained from winning the King of /v/ tournament helped Hassan in attracting even more attention towards his new project. Once the ruse was finally revealed, him and his friend and collaborator, Director Hideo Kojima, grew to heights never before seen in the entertainment industry. (Man, he's so cool and handsome!)