Robo-Battler

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Robo-Battler is a wrestler in The Final Rumble.

The Robotic Sorcerer[edit | edit source]

A robot modeled after Ushiromiya Battler.

Season 0[edit | edit source]

One of the creations of Heisenberg, commissioned by Ushiromiya Kinzo as the perfect opponent for Battler's training as the most worthless wrestler that ridiculous amounts of money could afford.

Episode 5

Kinzo brings him to fulfill his purpose and fight Battler after he somehow got pinned by air. Battler even manages to make him tap...

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

After fulfilling his purpose of barely teaching anything to Battler, Kinzo throws him out, where he ends in a dumpster.

He overhears a man muttering to himself about how he feels like he's never going to stop being a Lvl 10 Assassin. He responds from the dumpster tells him that he should do whatever makes him happy, and introduces himself as Robo-Battler, he comments on how 'cute' Charles hat is, and that he's a robot whose purpose is gathering data, and his accumulated experience has made him want to help people out with the purest of intentions. Charles comments on how he looks kind of like the son of the girl he simps for, but after mentioning her massive tits, Robo-Battler begins overheating after such indecent words. Once cooled down, he mentions that his family should not decide his road in life. With Charles starting to consider branching off and starting side business, Robo-Battler offers his help since he has no purpose anymore, and when Charles offers to become his purpose, Robo-Battler begins overheating again. One hell of a defective robot...

Episode 8

Some crazy detective pays Charles so he can try himself against Robo-Battler. Charles realizes has been enjoying grinding oddjobs and sidequests despite not making much, all thanks to Robo-Battler making him realize he was just following Shimano to the grave with requests like "putting a cum-stained bill in a schizo's pocket without Heavyweight noticing", but now he's his own patriarch and controls of his destiny thanks to this prone-to-overheating bunch of bolts.

After thanking Robo-Battler, he tells him his creation process of being designed by genius engineer Heisenberg and shortly after being traded to some old man for a ton of gold. Charles instantly abandons the grind to return to mafia life and begins planning the heist so he can fulfill all his dreams of founding a new mafia with the gold, and Robo-Battler's too (which causes him to overheat).

Episode 9

Participates in one of the rumbles for a chance at the TFR title contendership as ordered by Charles.

Episode 11

Once finished with his detour, Charles and Robo-Battler break into Heisenberg's Laboratory. With just the two of them alone, without anyone to hear what they're doing, and no reason to pull out and not go all the way... Charles is ready to ravage the place where Robo-Battler was born and make their greatest memory together yet... if such talk hadn't overheated him and alerted Heisenberg.

Using quick thinking, Charles stuns Heisenberg with a piece of metal and both escape barely with their lives, but more importantly, Robo-Battler stored his gold in his hidden chest storage while Charles distracted him, and Charles finally ranks up in life.

Episode 13

After having won big like that, the only thing Charles and Robo-Battler can do now is a victory lap, fighting together on the ring against probably the greatest debut in TFR's history, but the result matters not since Charles' dream is already at grasp.

From the bottom of his heart, Charles needs to thanks Robo-Battler; had he never met him, he would never have become boss, gotten to the strength and backup he gave him, but more than anything, he would be lacking all their precious memories together. Despite Robo-Battler heating up, Charles wants themselves to promise each other to conquer this Mafia CityTM hand in hand, and ignoring the vapor coming from the his robotic head, Charles asks him for their bond to last eternal not only as partner in crime, but also in life. The only thing Robo-Battler can muster to say to such lewd words while overheating is...

...Charles got it totally wrong, he's 100% straight, and going further he recently met a pretty vacuum and they're totally in love and―CLANG.

Episode 14

Afterwards, Charles sent him to the new girl he simps for, Ushiromiya Kyrie, thinking she'd like it for reminding her of someone. She didn't...

Feats[edit | edit source]

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
S0E5
No-DQ Ushiromiya Battler Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 0 P
Note: Submission.
S0E8
Gregory Edgeworth Lose
W0 L2 -2
0 1 P
S0E9
Royal Rumble
  1. Zoomer
  2. Nero
  3. Max Payne
  4. Robo-Battler
  5. Regigigas
  6. Narushima Koga
  7. Robert
  8. Raiden
  9. Stork
  10. Sakakura Juzo
Lose
W0 L3 -3
0 1 P
For Title: TFR #4 Contender
S0E11
Supporting Charles
S0E13
Tag-Team Mafia City

My Movie

Lose
W0 L4 -4
0 1 P
OS8E3
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Popularity Poll Rumble」
Place: 20th〈021 votes〉
OS8E46
NON-CANON
Extreme Rules
Agent 47 Win 『2K23 RELEASE』
Game: WWE 2K23
NON-CANON
War Games
Agent 47 +Mario, Cody Rhodes, Veer Mahaan

Robo-Battler +Slipshaw McGraw, Kotomine Kirei, Triple H

Lose
OS8E47
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
OS8E47§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Game: WWE 2K23

Note: DL'd CAWs were so OP that the match's contendership was cancelled

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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