Robert

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"Sorry sir, but we have a strict no-singles policy for this movie" ― Robert
Robert is the clerk of the Kinoplex.

Also hosts the pre-stream to G1 Nonstop Infinite Climax/Sunshine Super Stardom in kayfabe.

The Hero of Kinoplex[edit | edit source]

The clerk who makes sure the policies are enforced and hand people popcorn and crab legs.

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

An absolute madlad, Robert has come to TFR to enforce the No Singles Policy and make everyone have a good time.
"And remember to enjoy the kino, sir"
Episode 2

He joins into the tournament against a special opponent with a tendency for bulbasaurs, and gives him a reminder of that fateful night of 92.

Episode 4

But his tournament run is stopped by a businessman.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

Robert ends racism live on stage

ROBERT ENDS RACISM LIVE ON STAGE.

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

Gone

During a match with Mr. America, both of them got stuck in a Timeloop caused by the Demon King's power.

Currenltly, they are both still trapped in the loop, only manifesting physically at random times while fighting and then disappearing without a trace.

Sadly, racism returned when he disappeared, so N-word passes are valid again.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

Still trapped in the timeloop, nothing is known about them.

Episode 5

Upon Battler's use of The Focusing stone to fix the universe, Robert was freed from the loop, although both wrestlers were still thinking that the match had just about started.

Episode 9

Due to his unfortunate time of arrival, Robert was forced to participate in the Race War. The aryankind won... but as honorary "one of the good ones", Robert was spared from the beating.

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

Shortly after, and a team defeat later, Robert returned to his cinema job.

Was one of the wrestlers who had Dark Matches the entire season under the Mad Writer's reign.

Episode 10

Was returned to the ring by the Dictator of wrestling, Kojima, only to be cruelly put to death for not agreeing to Kojima's policy on the death of his friends.
"I'm sorry, Sir, but I can't accept this. And, as I am the single odd, must make the no-singles policy upheld."

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

Robert shows up sporadically when not working on the Kinoplex to give wrestlers crab legs during the matches.

Episode 7

Forced to accompany a brother in a ritual to give a romanian boy something long that he won't have to steal from walls.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

After the tragedy, with the newfound unity pouring forth from the Order of the Locker Room, Robert is ever-ready to dispense Crab Legs.

Episode 2

Robert hands out crab legs to Joshua Graham during Duke's long speech.

Episode 3[edit | edit source]

Offers to bring crab legs to Boomer's next BBQ.

He also wrestlers to qualify for the MITB.

Episode 4

Robert is brought to the room with the project of RUMBLE-17 to bring food to the blessed ones during the final rumbling.

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

Sorry good folk, but I'm afraid the Gentlesir on File 13 Row 3 needs to leave. We have a strict no singles policy. Sorry for the interruption, continue enjoying your kino

12 years in the future, Robert is one of the highest ranking supervisors working for Sminem Corp under the The Three Kings.

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

Working on The Factory, Robert supervises the subjects as they experience the process of producing Dimes, removing irregularities and gives them crab legs.

When he is alerted from the chef of the raid from The Final Resistance and BANS Army, he begins the emergency procedure: running away with all the dimes.

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

Personally delivers an ass kicking to some invaders, with Chef Arthas and Suguri assisting.

Just then, Rean Schwarzer and Albus Bernstein show up and scare away the invaders, and go on to give headpats to Suguri on her cage while Robert serves them extra big crab legs.

In the end, Wesker Bravo and Boomer make away with all the dimes, and the factory gets shut down.

Episode 14

On the Coolsville Arena, Robert awaits until his match.

Episode 16

When Sandro, CJ and Raiden plan to bomb the arena again, Roger Retinz, Kazuhira Miller, Arthas and Robert massacre them with the cameras turned off, to not lower the dimes.

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

Welcome, and enjoy the movie
Robert is a man absolutely dedicated to the Kinoplex, he will enforce policies, and even administer guns to the designated shooter. But most importantly, Robert will always offer people popcorn and crab legs with a smile.

Now he needs to train for his policy enforcing, and joins The Final Rumble as a special partnership between the brands.

Episode 1

Participates in a rumble for the /v/ Title.

Episode 2

Gets buck broken.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

After wrestling in TFR for a while, instead of leaving, he decided wants to keep giving TFR fans kino too!

Episode 3/TFR

Participates in a tables match and gets molested by Pixy.

Episode 5/TFR

When trying to get revenge for Pixy spilling his "soda" inside Robert's "crab bucket", Big Smoke ran in and DQ'd him.

Episode 7/TFR[edit | edit source]

Qualifies for the tournament

Episode 9

Furio Tigre made a deal after buying some Kinoplex stocks, and has Robert stay home (Read: he got locked in the Kinoplex) so he gets another pick.

TFR/Off-Season 9: Rokkenjimania V[edit | edit source]

Non-Canon
Robert Madman (or Robert Madrican), Joe Third and Joe Second defend from "The Sneed Busters".

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Represented /tv/ in the King of the Ring Board Tournament.
  • Was beat the ever-loving shit out of by John "Raimi" Spiderman, but in the end, when all seemed lost, he suddenly pulls out 2 Cinema Vipers, and shook hands with him, ending the evil racism forever. The End.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
S2E2
Vinnie Vegas Win
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
「King of the Ring Board Tournament」
→Quarterfinals
S2E4
Maximillion Pegasus Lose
W1 L1 0
1 1 P
「King of the Ring Board Tournament」
→Semifinals
Royal Rumble
S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
Full List
Lose
W1 L2 -1
1 1 P
Iconic Match
/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
For Title: /v/
S2E5
NON-CANON Tohru Adachi Win
S2E6
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
S2E6§#BONUS: Not-so Big Headed Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose
S2E9
Spider-Man Win
W2 L2 0
2 1 P
W2 L1 1
2 1 P
S2E10
Mr. America NC
W2 L2 0
2 1 P
W2 L1 1
2 1 P
Note: Match got caught into a strange phenomenon called a Timeloop which has left them eternally fighting each other as far as we know.

Note: It is possible the timeloop was caused by the Howard Reality taking over. In any case, it is believed this time fuckery could have impacted enough on reality to create a timerift into the past of Season 0, but what came out of that is unknown.

S2E11.5
NON-CANON Win Game: Fire Pro Wrestling World
S3E3.1
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
S3E3.1§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Note: Match crashed, last 4 went into a Battle Royale match.
S3E5
Mr. America Win
W3 L2 1
3 1 P
W3 L1 2
3 1 P
Note: Robert was free from his timeloop when Battler used The Focusing Stone, and possibly caused by it too in the first place.
S3E9
Tag-Team
Elimination
The Nation of Domination

The Fourth Reich

Lose
W3 L3 0
3 2 P
S4E10
6-way Donte, Shingo Shoji, Robert, Balthios James, Archer, Rance Lose
W3 L4 -1
3 2 P
THE FINAL IMPACT
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender

Note: Contenders get 1 week of life extension.

S5E5
8-wayElimination Dan Schneider, Boomer, Tatsuya Suou, Vergil, Robert, G-Man, Ichiban Kasuga, Sweet Tooth Lose
W3 L5 -2
4 3 P
Tatsuya ➡️ Dan Schneider
Boomer ➡️ Vergil
G-Man ➡️ Ichiban Kasuga
G-Man ➡️ Tatsuya
Boomer ➡️ Sweet Tooth
Robert ➡️ Boomer
G-Man ➡️ Robert
S5E7
Tornado-Tag
Handicap
Summer of 20 (Balthios James & Robert)
Alucard
Win
W4 L5 -1
4 3 P
S5E12
38-Man Royal Rumble
30
  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Geralt of Rivia
  3. Zoomer
  4. Balthios James
  5. Shoji Shingo
  6. Aniki
  7. Van Darkholme
  8. Joshua Graham
  9. Door-kun
  10. Osama bin Laden
  11. Kazuhira Miller
  12. Tazuna Joe
  13. The Protomen
  14. The Chosen Hunter
  15. Rean Schwarzer
  16. Rance
  17. Kadoya Tsukasa
  18. Pixy
  19. John Bradford
  20. Alucard
  21. King
  22. Suou Tatsuya
  23. Boomer
20
  1. The Chosen Hunter
  2. Rean Schwarzer
  3. Pixy
  4. Suou Tatsuya
  5. Boomer
  6. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  7. Kasuga Ichiban
  8. Fred Jones
  9. Arthur Morgan
  10. Gene
  11. Marco Rossi
  12. Rando
  13. Serge
  14. Robert
  15. Hisoka
  16. /v/ Rage Guy
  17. Demaro
  18. Demi-fiend
  19. Komaeda Nagito
  20. Mario


Lose
W4 L6 -2
4 3 P
Elimination №34
S6E3
8-way
Elimination
Alucard, Boomer, Serge, Kazuhira Miller, Robert, Pixy, Hellcarder, Edward Richtofen Lose
W4 L7 -3
5 4 P
Note: MITB qualifier.
S6E10
Tag-Team
Elimination
Arthas Menethil, Robert, Suguri

CJ & The Crypt

Win
W5 L7 -2
7 4 P
S6E10.5
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Tazuna Joe
  2. Albus Bernstein
  3. Robert
  4. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  5. Adol Christin
  6. Ruber
  7. Headmaster
  8. Rean Schwarzer
  9. Sakakura Juzo
  10. Gold
  11. Mitake Miyao
  12. Arthas Menethil
  13. Ushiromiya Battler
  14. G-Man
  15. Second Carlos
  16. Haze
  17. Kasuga Ichiban
  18. Fred Jones
  19. Ooishi Kuraudo
  20. Travis Touchdown
  21. John Bradford
  22. Kadoya Tsukasa
  23. Kotomine Kirei
  24. Dr. Piccolo
  25. Rance
  26. Emir
  27. Okabe Rintarou
  28. Demi-fiend
  29. Date Kaname
  30. Albert Wesker
Lose For Title: King of Noncanon
S6E15
Elimination Chamber The Necrodancer, Robert, Adam Jensen, Emir, Central, Gold Lose
W3 L6 -3
8 5 P
S7E3
5-way
Tables
Elimination
Tazuna Joe, Yuki Makoto, Pixy, Hijiri Jyoji, Robert Lose
W3 L7 -4
8 5 P
S7E5
Pixy Lose
W3 L8 -5
8 5 P
W3 L2 1
3 2 P
S7E6
Royal Rumble
20
  1. Chad
  2. V
  3. Nakamura Shinsuke
  4. Ilya Kuvshinov
  5. Russell Adler
  6. John Bradford
  7. Kong Wenge
  8. Senator Armstrong
  9. Brendan Fraser
  10. Chris Redfield
  11. Agent 47
  12. Kotomine Kirei
  13. Robert
  14. Spazz Maticus
  15. Ushiromiya Kinzo
  16. Third Carlos
  17. Akasaka Mamoru
  18. Dr. Piccolo
  19. Maximillion Pegasus
  20. Rean Schwarzer
Lose
W3 L9 -6
8 5 P
For Position: TFR General Manager

Elimination #16

S7E7
8-Man
Elimination
No Ring-Out
Tazuna Joe, Kong Wenge, Big Smoke, Shaggy Rogers, Pixy, Robert, JC Denton, Geralt of Rivia Win
W4 L9 -5
11 5 P
「Tournament Qualifiers」
→Qualifiers Phase 1
OS7E11
NON-CANON
Singles
Zoomer Win
OS7E21
Tournament Gene Lose
W4 L10 -6
11 5 P
W3 L3 0
3 2 P
「Tournament For Contendership
DQ: Low Blow
S0E1
Royal Rumble
S0E1§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W4 L11 -7
11 5 P
For Title: TFR
S0E2
Triple-Threat Robert, Raiden, Apollo Justice Lose
W4 L12 -8
11 6 P
S0E4
Royal Rumble
S0E4§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W4 L13 -9
11 6 P
For Title: TFR #1 Contender

Note: The rumble crashed and was restarted.

S0E8
No-Ring-Out
KO-only
8-Man
Stork, Zagreus, Robert, Simon Blackquill, Raiden, Narihisago Akihito, Komaeda Nagito, Central Lose
W4 L14 -10
11 6 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
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S0E9
Royal Rumble
  1. Zoomer
  2. Nero
  3. Max Payne
  4. Robo-Battler
  5. Regigigas
  6. Narushima Koga
  7. Robert
  8. Raiden
  9. Stork
  10. Sakakura Juzo
Lose
W4 L15 -11
11 6 P
For Title: TFR #4 Contender
S0E11
MITB Max Payne, Robert, Eren Yeager, Komaeda Nagito, Jayden, Tony Hawk, Tazuna Joe, Rean Schwarzer Lose
W4 L16 -12
11 6 P
S0E12
Triple-Threat Char Aznable, Max Payne, Robert Lose
W4 L17 -13
11 6 P
S0E14
Royal Rumble
S0E14§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Win
W5 L17 -12
11 6 P
OS8E18
First-Blood
Elimination
8-way
Robert, Richtofen, Francis York Morgan, Dante, Komaeda Nagito, George Jackman, Apollo Justice, Arkantos Lose
W5 L18 -13
11 6 P
Iconic Match
Blood, Chaos & Justice
For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender
OS8E19
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Arena Titantron
NC Note: ×2 speed match

Note: Experimental match type

Note: Arena was enclosed by THE WALL. Elims were near impossible.

OS8E22
Royal Rumble
OS8E22§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W5 L19 -14
11 6 P
For Title: /v/ World #2 Contender
OS8E29
OS8E29§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W5 L20 -15
11 6 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
OS8E31
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
OS8E31§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose 『Summer of 92's 30th Anniversary』
OS8E32
Royal Rumble
OS8E32§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W5 L21 -16
11 6 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
OS8E34
Gauntlet Stork Lose
W5 L22 -17
11 7 P
W3 L4 -1
3 3 P
『Great Balls of Fire』
→Stage 3
OS8E36
NON-CANON
Tables
5-way
Agent 47, Angry Video Game Nerd, Zagreus, Suou Tatsuya, Robert Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Tables Arc
→Round 1

Note: Eternity returned again, but with no table stuck awaiting a miracle. Thankfully a kind audience member threw one.

NON-CANON
Extreme Rules
Triple-Threat
Weapon Restrict: Chairs
Robert, Walter White, Ryuki Kuruto Win Rokkenjimania IV』– Chair Arc
→Quarterfinals
Super Mario, Jacket, Robert Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Chair Arc
→Semifinals
NON-CANON
First-Blood
Elimination
Walter White, Suou Tatsuya, Ric Flair, Senator Armstrong, Haze Stratos, Robert, Black Wesker, HUNK Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Blood Arc
→Semifinals
OS8E39
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
OS8E39§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
Iconic Match
Stage: North Pole
S8E3.1
NON-CANON
Falls Count Anywhere
Joshua Graham, Robert, Serge Lose TFR's 5th Anniversary
Game: WWE 2K19

Abilities[edit source]

Policy Enforcer No Singles Policy enforcer.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

📷Gallery