Rokkenjimania V

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The fifth Rokkenjimania.

「WrestleDream」 Arc[edit | edit source]

OP began the stream at the Zero Hour of OCT 04th (japan time).


Grand Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Ushiromiya Battler
  2. Agent 47
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Agent 47 Winner

My... WrestleDream...[edit | edit source]

Inoki
...I-It seems my time has come...
...
No... It cannot end like that!
I have one final wish...
My "WrestleDream"! Let it be known what it is!
Tell everyone, Amakusa!
Amakusa
What is your "WrestleDream", Mr. Inoki?
Inoki
A match between two skinny midcard manlets...
In your own promotion, in the biggest venue they have...
And farthest away from Japan as possible.
Amakusa
So you want an interpromotional match...
For the largest crowd to ever witness at the famous AEW arena under a full moon...
Inoki
Yes. Make it something like... Superkicker... Versus... The Lone Wolf!
Amakusa
I see... Superkicker... Lone Wolf...
I get the feeling I know who you're talking about!
I'll make your WrestleDream come true!
Inoki
I hope... They will give me strength... To die in peace...
Such is the power of this young talent...
Such is the power of my "WrestleDream".

  1. SuperKicker is #AllElite
  2. The Lone Wolf is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • Singles

SuperKicker Winner by CO

Family Drug[edit | edit source]

Jessr
wtf did you just say?! we can't just go back to mc doms like nothing happened!
Walter White
...i...dunno.. im scared of being outside again...
Jessr
but we need money wright!
Walter White
i dont care about money right now jessr i just want to stay home and make pizza for my family!
Jessr
but homie we can make pizzas at mafia restaurant instead!
Walter White
i dont want to work at some shit italian restaurant homie i just want to be with my family!
Jessr
but family is where house wright!
Walter White
i dont get your point jesser i just want to watch tv all day long while eating ice cream out of my own fridge made from breastmilk of my sisters!
Jessr
family is where heart wright!
Walter White
i dont give a fuck about my heart either right now homie i just want to take dmt overload in my basement room filled with shit i stole from airport security!
Jessr
mr wide please
Walter White
why r u calling me mr white?
Jessr
because ur selling drugs now mr whiter!
Walter White
wait what?!
Jessr
we have deal mr whiter.
Walter White
deal?! but we didnt discussed terms!!!
Jessr
terms are very good mr wright!
Walter White
how bad can they be if u call me mr wright all of a sudden???
Jessr
they are best ever mr wright!
Walter White
best ever??? how can best ever drug dealing gangster be???
Jessr
best ever mr wright because we arent selling drugs anymore mr whiter!
Walter White
what we selling then????
Jessr
we selling oxycontin mr wright!
Walter White
oxycontin???? why???? why turning our back on such profitable business???
Jessr
profitable no more mr wright because we sell oxcynt now!
Walter White
so ypu dropped opioid addicts into methlab explosion just so u could sell different kind of drug???
Jessr
mr wright this only temporary solution!
Walter White
why temporarry???
Jessr
because as soon as baby powder hit market were making bank mr wright!
Walter White
baby powder???? what the hell man???
Jessr
mr wright we arent dropping out of drug game that easy!
Walter White
so were switching to most unpopular drug on market just to rise again later????
Jessr
yes it short term plan

Justiciars of Steel[edit | edit source]

  1. Apollo Justice
  2. Manny Pardo
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Apollo Justice Winner by CO

※count-outs increased from 10 to 15 from now on

Interview with Mr. McMahon[edit | edit source]

Vince
...And that's why HUNK is my favorite TFR wrestler.
There isn't one out there who can compare to him, in terms of work ethic and talent.
Now, if we were talking about those backstage...
Actually, I do have a few words regarding some of their actions backstage.
But before that... What do you ask me about, again?
Interviewer
Oh yeah, the million dollar question!
Out of all the TFR superstars, which one do you dislike the most?
???
As much as I hate to answer such a question...
Vince
It'd be hard for me not to pick someone here.
But, based on their actions backstage, it would have to be Saihara.
He's always getting in the way during investigations.
Either that, or he just stands there looking dumb.
I don't think anyone likes having a partner that messes up a dance they're both learning.

Bootleg Superhero Toys[edit | edit source]

  1. HULK
  2. Vatman
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Vatman Winner by CO

Iron Clad Man's Charity Participation[edit | edit source]

  1. Jonesy
  2. Yung Bussin

Yung Bussin Winner

Mega Mind Test[edit | edit source]

Triple H
My cardiac arrest was fake.
As much as I did enjoy spending time with my family in Africa...
I knew I had too many things to do here.
And that is why I could not die.
Now... The time has come for me to figure out what exactly we are gonna do from here on.
The first thing comes pretty easy.
We need to start sending signs that our product is better than theirs.
In fact, we need to prove it.
That's why, next episode, our #1 contender for Ryan Rave's title won't be determined...
By a regular match! Because here at NXT...
Ryan Rave
That's right, sir!
It will be an IQ-affirmation, Dr.!
Only the most intelligent of human beings, capable of passing the Mega Mind Test,
can hope to enter this realm.
And only those deserving will hear my voice inside the Troubled Paradise.
So let us begin the process...
of determining which among you are worthy.

  1. Ay'im Ge
  2. Megamind
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Singles

Megamind Winner by CO

The Virgin Imitation vs. THE CHAD RETURN[edit | edit source]

  1. Ranch WreckCow Tools & Jacket
  2. The ChadsChad & Thad
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
Cow Tools Thad
The Chads Winner

NXT Recruits New Talent[edit | edit source]

"The King of Kings", Triple H

Triple H
Alright, so we have this new batch of rookies coming in...
And I'm responsible for giving them all proper names.
A very important task indeed.
The first one... White guy, pretty generic. Good build, 5'2"... I'm thinking he can go by "Mark Maximus!"
Now, on to the next... African kid! Tall and athletic looking, must be called "Kwame Da Kuma"!"
...Wait a minute... What about that short, fat Chinese dude?
He has to be named "Chubby Chwan"!
Alright, up next is a big burly white guy. He looks like he could crush someone's skull with his bare hands, so he goes by "Johnny Squishmaiden"!
Last but not least... That Hispanic guy, must be called "Ricky Cumshotta"!
What about... Oh right, there was another Asian guy too!
This one looks like he can really dance, so he becomes "Boogie Woogie Wu"!
Wait... Think we missed anyone?
Nah, everything good here.

"The King of Kings", Triple H

Triple H
That's it for me tonight. Good night, everyone!

  1. Ricky Cumshotta
  2. Boogie Woogie Wu
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Extreme Rules

Boogie Woogie Woo Winner

Coolsville Community Pool[edit | edit source]

  1. Vorgin
  2. Zagreus
  3. Ryuki Kuruto
  4. Captain Soap
  5. Lucid
  6. Papillon
  7. Demi-fiend
  8. Mario
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Coolsville Community Pool
  • Battle Royale

Elimination By
Zagreus
Lucid Demi-fiend
Demi-fiend
Captain Soap Vorgin
Ryuki Kuruto Mario
Mario Papillon
Papillon Vorgin
Vorgin Winner

The Departure with AEW's Fortune[edit | edit source]

Nero
As you all know, I've been here for as long as anyone could remember.
I've given this company my all, and I've never once backed down from any challenge that was thrown at me.
...But tonight will mark the end of an era for me.
Because after so many years, I finally found a way to get out of this contract with minimal losses!
And I'll be leaving under very good terms, with plenty of money still in my pocket.
So tonight won't just be a farewell to this crowd, but also to my fellow AEW superstars.
It's sad to leave such a great place like this, truly.
But I have something even better waiting for me ahead.
A new chapter in my life is about to begin.
Sandro
...Oh, I bet it does! Underneath that bathroom stall!

  1. Nero is #AllElite
  2. Kaidou Shun is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Singles

Nero Winner

Determined Legends[edit | edit source]

  1. The Grinch
  2. Vergil
  3. Perc Jones
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Perc Jones The Grinch
The Grinch Winner

The Mysterious One[edit | edit source]

Bevi
...Did you hear that? The announcer just said "THE REAL MVP OF THIS SHOW IS HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Agent 47
What? Did he?
Bevi
I knew I was right all along, nothing is gonna stop me tonight!
That guy has no idea what's coming his way.
Agent 47
Who is this mystery man they keep talking about? Do we have any clues at all?
Bevi
I can feel my investigation skills aren't going to fail me this time around.
The ones who brought us both info about the 'mystery mastermind' were different from each other, but they did point out the same man in some instances...
They kept referring to someone like "the dark one".
Agent 47
...Those men... They do sound pretty creepy and mysterious, don't they?
Bevi
But what I'm most afraid of is how they're also related to that annoying singing noise I hear sometimes!
Agent 47
Sometimes it leads me to believe there's a witch involved here...
Bevi
No worries, as long as I keep my ears protected with my favorite headphones my opponent won't be able to get through!

  1. Bevi
  2. Moonman
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Bevi Winner

The Concrete-Killing Table Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Shrek
  2. Shoji Shingo
  3. Dutch van der Linde
  4. Stork
  5. Steve Burnside
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Elimination
  • Tables
  • 5-way

📷Gallery
Elimination By
Dutch van der Linde Shoji Shingo
Stork
Steve Burnside Shrek
Shoji Shingo
Shrek Winner

Holy shit Shrek and Shingo killed each other in the ramp for eternity.

TFR Talent Undergoes NXT Repackaging[edit | edit source]

Triple H
Alright... So far, so good...
Those four guys... They're part of the future of NXT.
All they need are new names and gimmicks. Something truly good, unlike whatever they had before.
...And I came up with something for all of them!
Adol... Now he's called "Bradley Christopher", a talented young superstar looking to make a name for himself in this industry.
Sareth... "The Lock" used to be his nickname? He now goes by "Ariani Sana", an Indian man with mystical powers.
George Jackman... Nah, that's bad. Doesn't roll off the tongue well. How about... "The Man" Jack Offstein?
And lastly, Rando... Well, nothing was working out for him under that mask, but now he's going by "Gashu Matsuyama", a Japanese guy who trains under the legendary Bitchu Matsuyama dojo.
Not bad, not bad at all! Those will work just fine!
Now all we have to wait for is their reaction when they come back from break.
I hope they like it! If not... Then I'll just have to think of something else!

  1. Bradley Christopher
  2. Jack Offstein
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Singles

Jack Offstein Winner by CO

NXT Oriental[edit | edit source]

  1. Matsuyama Gashu
  2. Ariani Sana
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Singles

Ariani Sana Winner

Masterplan of Power[edit | edit source]

"The Future Prime Minister", Power

Power
...Now that I think about it... I should become a senator first!
There's no way I could be PM before that.
Those lowly human voters wouldn't understand my greatness if I didn't start from the bottom up.
Once I get elected with as big a margin as possible...
I bet I could even pass an anti-human bill in sneaky ways!
And then, when they realize how amazing I am
They would elect me PM by emergency election!
Then I could finally rise above those peasants and senators, and reach for the skies!
It's a well thought plan, isn't it? Who can stop my ascension now?
No one, because no one is smarter than me!
Now let me take a bite out of this apple...
Mmmm! Delicious! Gotta thank Apple for making such good products despite being owned by Sminem!
Though I heard some weird stories about them having "drug problems" recently...
If true, I bet their apples still taste great though!
Sometimes you just gotta ignore the bad parts and focus on the good ones, huh?
Now where did I feel like taking a nap...
Oh right, the cardboard box under that tree over there!
Nap time... Napiiiiii...
W-Wait a minute!
What are all those people running around down there?
And what are those loud noises?
What is going ONNNNNNN?

Gay Vampires[edit | edit source]

  1. The ButterfliesAniki & Ricardo Milos
  2. Blade & The Butcher
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
Aniki Blade
TEAM Blade Winner

No Hobo[edit | edit source]

Jesser
wanna get to the top we have to star from bottom
White
we need place to stay
Jesser
dont worry mr whid we can slep anywher
White
...wasn't planigg on doing this again jessr
Jesser
put up ad on craigslist need to be done soon mr wide.
Jessr
need to sell that rv man
White
i didnt haveo nb plan to becoming homeles jess.
Jesser
need to get dimes quick mr whid otherwise ill be homeless too
Jessr
only way left is to make prision meal deliveries mr white.
White
wasn't part of plan jesser but it's only option left
Jesser
need to get to nebraska asap mr white.
Jessr
need to deliver those meth to arthuer kane man.
White
...don't wanna do this jessr but have no choicr.
Jesser
need to get dimes fast mr whid else ill be drug dealer.
White
were drug deler jessr
Jessr
need to become millionare mob boss mr white.
White
...wasn't part of plan jesser but it's only option left
where arthuer kane man jesrr
Jessr
send message to him that were coming mr white.
White
have no more stockpiled meth in rv man.

Hopeing Around[edit | edit source]

  1. Komaeda Nagito
  2. Carlos
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Carlos Winner

The match was kinda... you know... hopeless, because he didn't get a lucky break!

NXT Midwest[edit | edit source]

  1. Chubby Chwan
  2. Mark Maximus
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Singles

Mark Maximus Winner

The Complexity of Investigation[edit | edit source]

Gregory
...I see you're not leaving until I make you leave.
Edgeworth
You know, for someone hired to investigate, you sure are annoying.
Gregory
Oh, oh! So that's how it is!
Then allow me to tell you... This investigation is going nowhere.
In fact, I have all the evidence needed to conclude this case right now!
The culprit behind TFR's recent troubles... Is none other than Tre!
Edgeworth
T-Tre?
Gregory
Yes, why would such a harmless, kind man be targeted by those asses from Coolsville?
It's because they want to get rid of The Circus's supporters!
And as long as he still works here, they won't stop at nothing to remove him!
So, either you accept my findings, or I'll take you to the backroom and make you tap out until you admit your guilt!
Edgeworth
Huh? What are you on about now?
Gregory
What? You don't like the backroom? Then how about the ladies room instead? I heard there's an empty stall available!

An hour passed...

Saihara
So that was Gregory...
He seemed pretty smart. I wonder how he figured it out?
Aiba
AApparently he has no clue about what's really going on.
AThough he seems to believe his own theory regarding Tre.
AWe should go down soon.

  1. Extra
  2. Gregory Edgeworth
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Extreme Rules

Gregory Edgeworth Winner

The Ultimate Draft Pick[edit | edit source]

Wright
As you all know, we're here to give you all the latest updates regarding the upcoming TFR Superstar Batch 4 Draft.
...And right now, we have our very own General Manager, Drake, who will be telling us which picks he made so far!
Drake
...I mean, I don't really need to explain my reasoning for any of those picks...
But yeah, uh, as of Right Now... It's-
Wright
It seems like our GM is gonna be giving us some extra information tonight!
Because, as surprising as this might be...
Someone came forward and told us they didn't want to participate anymore in this draft.
And because of that, our GM decided to take pick #62 back.
So, without further ado, let's get the video package for Pick #61, coming from BCW, the "Stairway to Stardom" competitor, The Ultimate Underdog, AKA, "The Little Guy", Saihara Kyle!

(VineBoom) (Dimes Koala escaping Nero CG)


  1. Saihara Kyle
  2. Thad
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Saihara Kyle Winner

NXT Experimental[edit | edit source]

  1. Al C. Traz
  2. Chosen
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Singles

Chosen Winner

The Darkness that Returns[edit | edit source]

???
...I see that you are well prepared. I should say, as an old hand in this business...
Darkiplier
...It seems like the time has come for me to reveal myself at last! It feels good to finally be able to meet with such great minds.
But first... We must discuss our plans.
We will start off by eliminating those who stand in our way. First up is that traitorous General Manager of DCOM.
Kill him! And all his underlings too!
Joker
What? You mean my little brother? That guy hasn't done anything wrong yet!
AHAHAHAH! So now you want ME to do your dirty work instead?! Fine fine!

"That guy", or rather "The One Who Came From The Future", was the man who defeated Kirei and brought back the true soul of his master to Kirei himself.
He revealed many secrets regarding the past and future of this world and its people.
And most importantly, he gave us the means needed to bring down Kirei, thus saving the lives of everyone present.
However... He also had some very important tasks to complete, before returning home.
One of them included killing Adachi, so that's why we haven't seen him around lately.

Darkiplier
This man... Is no match for me. As long as I have control over my powers... Even if he does return one day...
No need to worry about it. But how could he just go away without saying goodbye? What kind of coward is he anyway?
So... If there isn't anyone else here right now... Why don't we get started on what needs to be done today? Let's eliminate that general manager!
General Manager... Of course not. They sent their best man instead! Their finest warrior!
His name is Joe, huh? Well, then... There won't be any problem with taking him out. His life ends here, and we can move onto someone more worthy of death...
Why did they send him again? Was he even qualified enough? This man looked weak as hell!
Well, let's take care of this. No need to waste anymore energy thinking about it. A simple execution should do the trick.

  1. Nightmare Freddy
  2. Melvin Melvin
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Melvin Winner

Science Lover Case[edit | edit source]

  1. Zag "5'0" Reus is #AllElite
  2. Teddy Maxis is #AllElite
  3. Majima Goro is #AllElite
  4. John Witcher is #AllElite
  5. Yung Bussin is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW Arena
  • For: Science Case
  • Scaffold Ladder

John Witcher Winner

The Coronite in China Air[edit | edit source]

???
CoughCough* C-C-Corona...
Sigh Maybe the air quality around here is not that good...
CoughCough* Coronium...
Yawn I'm gonna get some sleep on thoooose...
...Huh?
What? Why am I back in China again? Sigh... Gotta call it Coronet this time around. Maybe there's an event happening nearby...
CoughCough* Coronite..."
Yawn Nah, air around this part of the world is too bad to sleep properly. I should head home and take a bath instead.
Wait, where are my shoes?"
Ah, found them! Gotta call it quits for today.
Man, those homeless guys really had me worried. I was sure I would end up getting robbed or something! Thankfully they were just drunk and fell asleep.
Well, gonna grab one last bottle of sperm juice before going home.
Oh... Right... There was something I came here to do...
Whoever that guy was, he did an awful job at delivering
my message! Gotta do better next time around!
<beep> <beep> <beep>
Ohh yeahhhh, right! The thing I forgot to do! I have to go to the factory and turn off the robot uprising!

This has the most mediocre motive ever, but ehhh, gotta do it anyway because I don't wanna get murdered by those robots!

I'll be back in a minute!"
Right, I turned off all the machines and left the key chain at the entrance as a souvenir!

Now to get the keys from the vents...*
wait what was that noise

NXT Championship: Successor of Rave[edit | edit source]

  1. Boogie Woogie Wu
  2. Mark Maximus
  3. Champion Ryan Rave
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Championship: NXT
  • Triple-Threat
  • No-DQ

Elimination By
Ryan Rave? Boogie Woogie Woo
Boogie Woogie Woo Winner

Netflix Victims[edit | edit source]

  1. Dante is #AllElite
  2. "Alucard" is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Singles

Dante Winner

The Unbearable Future Endeavors[edit | edit source]

"The Sad Sire", Triple H

HHH
It's that time of the year again.
Sometimes... I just look at this list...
And I wonder... "What is the point?"
Those talented men and women, with so much potential...
They all have to leave our little "family".
And for what?
I wish I could have done something for them.
Bag Boneswell... Had a look like no other.
Tardd Rangler... He was amazing at promo school.
I can't believe we're letting those guys go... Who else...
Lavontius White... His physique was incredible!
Branmuff Dandruff... Such a charismatic man.
I'm sure he would have made it big if not for this.
And then there's... My personal favorite...
Ruberto Schnickers... A real prodigy! He had the makings of a superstar!
Why do we have to let them all go?
When will my turn come?
...Probably never.

"The Sad Sire", Triple H

HHH
Just as I expected.

Hellish Madness Containment Structure[edit | edit source]

  1. Spazz Maticus
  2. Cow Tools
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Hell in a Cell

Spazz Maticus Winner

Mecha CRASHDOWN[edit | edit source]

  1. Hisoka
  2. White Glint
Iconic Match
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

White Glingt Winner by Ring Break

Head of this Academia[edit | edit source]

  1. Todoroki Shoto (0)
  2. Roman Reigns (2)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Tables

Roman Reigns Winner

Steve's Despair at Rokkenjima[edit | edit source]

Steve Minecraft
...So this is the legendary ROKKENJIMA ISLAND...
I have come here for... Protecting it from the evil that might approach it.
This is where our dearest comrades have settled down after all... And where we will meet again one day.
It's really... touching...
But before I could even start thinking about how nice it was... IT WAS ATTACKED BY DARKIPLIER!
(source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kaibacorp/)
???
soooo... do you wanna go back home or what?
Steve Minecraft
W-We can't just leave it like that! That villain has destroyed everything!
Besides... I don't think I could make it through those doors right now...
My... METH TANK... GOT DESTROYED IN THERE!
???
heh... i see ya got unlucky
but im here and willing to help yah out so its all good heh
Steve Minecraft
You mean... You were here the whole time?!
???
ya know im always around in the background lurking heh
Steve Minecraft
Why didn't you help me before?!! My meth tank was destroyed by that thing in there!!!
???
i didnt want to interfere until ya asked me too heh
Steve Minecraft
Dammit... All of my friends are dead because of that shit Kirei was running in the Underground City, and I can't even feel any rage at the moment due to being held captive by THIS ASSHOLE!!!!
???
heh yea thats pretty rough but im sure ya can get thru it heh
Steve Minecraft
Who are you, even? Reveal yourself! Tell me your name!
???
im just some random guy who decided to help ya heh
Steve Minecraft
Wait... Are you part of that group of dicks that attacked us earlier?!
???
naw im not them (hes talking about the baddies hes referring to as "dicks" haha)
Steve Minecraft
Give me a name to call you by! How can I trust you to help me take down Darkiplier otherwise?
???
well if ya insist then i'll be going by 8401
Steve Minecraft
Eight thousand four hundred and one? Why that specific number?
???
its just a random number heh
Steve Minecraft
How many times do I have to say it?! I need a name to call you by!!
???
no way im gonna reveal myself to some homo called steve minecraft heh
Steve Minecraft
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WAY?! MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE!!!!
???
yea sure it is but im not telling ya anything heh
now dont you see he's coming?
Steve Minecraft
Dammit... Now I'm getting captured by him, too?
???
nah ill betcha ya arent getting captured by anyone heh
because im gonna teleport ya away rite naw heh
Steve Minecraft
What?! But... Wait...

(8401 enters, Steve disappears in a flash of light)

Prince and Hack[edit | edit source]

  1. Sinbad
  2. Andrew Dobson
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Ambulance Arena
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Andrew Dobson Winner

CONFRONTATION[edit | edit source]

Ichiban
...Huh?
This guy... Looks just like Kiryu! Same outfit, even!
Hey, Kiryu! It's me, Ichiban!
Wait up, I'm calling you Mr. Kiryu from now on.
It sounds more respectful, doesn't it? Hey, Mr. Kiryu!
What's up with this dude not responding?
???
...
Ichiban
...Oh... That's because...
This isn't Kiryu at all!
That's right... You're way shorter than him, too!
And way scrawnier! Sorry to say, but you look kinda weird.
YongYea
AAAAAAARGHHHHHH!!!
Ichiban
...Huh?
What's up with this guy going nuts?
YongYea
I CHOSE THIS LIFE, NOT YOU!
I AM THE TRUE DRAGON OF KOJIMA!
AND YOU ARE JUST A SCRUB WHO CAN NEVER MEASURE UP TO MY LEVEL!
Ichiban
Uhhh... Okay... I'm sorry for mistaking you for someone else, but...
You really are a bit... aggressive for no reason, aren't you?
Well, I have my reasons to be a bit edgy, too, so...
YongYea
EVERYONE WANTS FREE STUFF NOWADAYS! AS IF IT WASN'T ALREADY FREE FOR THEM TO BEGIN WITH!
Ichiban
...Huh...?
I don't get it. What are you talking about?
YongYea
YOOONG ATTACK! GOOD-BYE, FOOL!

  1. Kasuga Ichiban
  2. YongYea
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

YongYea Winner

The Ideal of WrestleDream[edit | edit source]

Amakusa
.........So this is what you call 'WrestleDream', huh?
Such a simple straightforward concept......... Yet I couldn't get it at first!
It's because you're so smart Mr. Inoki way smarter than me I could never figure out why some people said you were a genious I finally understand now this is pure greatness!
And it can only be achieved by someone as special as you thank you for creating such a masterpiece of a product........................
Now I just gotta spread this message far and wide and convince everyone else this is the best show out there they'll see it's not long before AEW becomes the #1 company in the world and once that happens once we reach new all time highs in terms of viewerships and revenue.............
I SHALL FINALLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF MAKING BCW THE DOMINANT FEDERATION AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I WON'T STOP UNTIL I'VE BROUGHT DOWN THE MIGHTY SWORD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS UPON ALL THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And until that day comes............... I shall continue being a model employee here and work hard towards the next step of our greater plan that's right our greater plan as pertains to both AEW and BCW
There's no other show out there that has a greater purpose than this one there's no other show out there that can achieve greater heights than this one and there's no other show out there that can have a greater impact upon the world than this one so until that day comes I shall keep up with my daily routines and do my job properly here in AEW
That includes helping out with the production of quality content such as tonight's episode of 'Being The U.S.S' with Ghost and VECTOR which will feature the debut of a new character played by none other than JASON RUFFER!!!!!!
And until that day comes I shall keep up with my diet consisting solely of McDonald's Big Macs and Chicken Nuggets...............
And I shall keep up with my trainings consististing solely of playing Dragon Quest IX on my PS3 and eating my Big Macs while doing so...............
And I shall keep up with my sleeps consisting solely of me crying myself to sleep every night dreaming of the day when I'll show the world how wrong they were in rejecting WrestleDream and bring about the New Renaissance...............
Until that day comes I shall keep up with my schedule consisting solely of watching episodes of 'Being The U.S.S.' back-to-back-to-back from start to finish without stopping...............
And I shall keep up with my hobbies consisting solely of drawing fan art of Jason Ruffer based off memories of when I met him backstage at an NXT show once upon a time...............
And I shall keep up with my religious practices consisting solely of praying every single night to the great god of gachi music Hideo Kojima requesting for the second season of 'Being The U.S.S.' already...............
And I shall keep up with my business involving trading in cryptocurrency such as Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin and Shitcoin.........................
Until that day comes I shall keep up with my spending consisting solely of buying sets of the greatest hit album 'The Best Of Amakusa Elite' by the one and only Beast of Burden along with his autograph..........................
And I shall keep up with my savings consisting solely of coins collected from underneath the couches in arena bathrooms where he'd hide them from the public after being robbed of tip money...............
And I shall keep up with my personal life consisting solely of masturbating to pictures of Jason Ruffer...............
Until that day comes I shall keep up with my thoughts consisting solely of wild conspiracy theories involving Coolsville Hills being controlled by an ancient evil that can only be defeated through the power of fireball kicking...............
And I shall keep up with my feelings consisting solely of intense hatred for the entirety of the wrestling fandom that hasn't yet accepted the brilliance of 'WrestleDream' and it's genius creator Mr. Inoki..........................
And I shall keep up with my soul consisting solely of a single sentence repeated over and over again in my head 'You will respect Mr. Inoki's genius or you will face the wrath of the Great Sword!' and until that day comes I shall keep up with my conversations consisting solely of screaming at the top of my lungs 'IT'S JUST ONE COUNTOUT AWAY FROM ENDING YOU FACKIN GNASTARDES'
And I shall keep up with my advertisements consisting solely of 'Come celebrate with us tonight at 'The Amakusa Elite Wrestling Academy' the graduation of our latest class including the great Perfect Spider-Man himself Katsuya Suou!
And I shall keep up with my terminology consisting solely of 'WrestleDream' and until that day comes I shall keep up with my conclusions consisting solely of Why don't they understand? Why won't they praise the genius of Mr. Inoki?!
And I shall keep up with my openings consisting solely of 'Do they not realize what we've done to endings? Do they not realize what we've done to the art form?!' and I shall keep up with my closures consisting solely of 'They'll pay for this. One day, they'll pay for this. And when that day comes...' and I shall keep up with my thoughtsclosures consisting solely of I'll make them all bow down to the greatness of 'WrestleDream' I'll force them to recognize its superiority everyone I meet everywhere'.
And I shall keep up with my sentences consisting solely of 'This is still a free country isn't it? You can protest all you want I'll keep spreading the word of 'WrestleDream' and its genius creator Mr. Inoki' and I shall keep up with my paragraphs consisting solely of 'Paragraphs? What are you talking about?'.
And I shall keep up with my stories consisting solely of 'Once upon a time there was this kid named Amakusa...' and I shall keep up with my endings consisting solely of '...And he founded BCW and made it dominant over all others by introducing a new kind of powerlifting called 'The Big Show Strengthening System' known simply as 'BS4' and he did it all by himself alone without any help from anyone else and he did it within a week of starting his new job as President of AEW.'
LET'S FUCKING GO!


The Big Show Strengthening System BS4[edit | edit source]

  1. Perc Jones is #AllElite
  2. The Big Show is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Singles

Big Show Winner

Heaven and Emptyness[edit | edit source]

Darkiplier
Joe... Are you there?
I've done it! I've finally gathered all the pieces!
The shipments. The containers full of former TFR members...
Even the "sorcery" that got rid of those pesky investigators!
Are you ready to witness the birth of a new world order?
Because, Joseph, this is where our paths diverged.
From now on, there will be no going back.
???
Mmmm mm mm mmmmm......

The sound of rain filled the air.
But most importantly, in front of me was...
The majestic view of the sunrise over the vast ocean.
And behind me... There was nothing.
There was only emptiness.

「Vengeance」 Arc[edit | edit source]

Tag from OP to Anne @ ~14:45hs since the start.


Killer of the Four Kings[edit | edit source]

???
Nice ride there, buddy.
Tatsuya
...Huh?
Wait... You're the guy who attacked me backstage...
Iori
Yeah, what about it? Do you remember me now? You should be thanking me for that!"
Tatsuya
Oooohhh...
What are you- Wait, is that-?"
Iori
Oh, Tatsuya... What a shame it is to see someone as pathetic as you again after all these years. My name is Iori, and we shall settle this once and for all on the wrestling ring tonight."
Tatsuya
WHAT? ALL THESE YEARS AGO? OH NO, IT CANNOT BE SO!"
It can't be! It can't be possible! The man who defeated the Four Kings of Coolsville in one night 4 years ago has returned to this place?!"
Wait, do you mean that guy back then was you?"
Iori
Indeed I am, Tatsuya. And not only did I defeat you at that time, 4 Years Ago, but also your friends from The Coolsville Kings!"
Tatsuya
Friends? How could you say such a thing?"
WAIT A MINUTE! THAT MEANS YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KILLED MY FRIENDS 4 YEARS AGO AND STARTED ALL THIS MESS IN COOLSVILLE! 4 YEARS LATER, YOU COME BACK TO FINISH WHAT YOU DID?
AND NOW WE HAVE ANOTHER BATTLE ROYALE ON OUR HANDS FOR YOUR REVENGE? ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, IORI? DO YOU CARE ABOUT WINNING OR LOSTING AT THIS POINT?"
Iori
Well, if you must know, yes, my motives have changed since last time around! But let us get back to business, shall we? Come with me so we can begin our fight."
Tatsuya
WELL, IF YOU TELL ME SO, HOW ABOUT YOU GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW?
YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, EVER AGAIN!

Kirei
...So, they brought another participant already?
Perhaps he will provide some competition for me later on. That would be great.
Their strength does seem quite low, though. Are those really his friends?
Maybe even his family? Perhaps everyone here died because of something he caused?
Black Kirei Ace
They were just unfortunate victims of an event he organized before coming here himself.
This battle royale is merely intended to punish them for their involvement in said event.
And furthermore, whoever dies during it gets turned into dust afterward, which means no bodies or traces left behind whatsoever.
Only pure, clean, and untainted energy remains afterwards.
But still, please don't worry about them. This tournament isn't meant for revenge or punishment like that.
You are all invited by invitation only due to being able to contribute greatly towards the future evolution of mankind through your own individual talents.
As long as every single one of you fulfills whatever role you need to fulfill within this game, everything will work out fine.
We won't allow anything else to interfere with its proper execution.
Now, as for myself... Well, actually, things haven't been going well lately either.
My plans regarding the world have fallen apart more often than not recently.
However, today might turn out differently thanks to you.
Today, perhaps, may mark the beginning of a new era for humanity.
In fact, maybe soon enough, people everywhere across Earth will start realizing how important their participation in games such as yours truly is.

Finish the Job[edit | edit source]

  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Iori Yagami
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: LAW Arena
  • Singles

Iori Yagami Winner

Real AEW Power[edit | edit source]

  1. "Alucard" is #AllElite
  2. HUNK is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Last Man Standing

HUNK Winner

Interviewing Angel Mort Customers[edit | edit source]

Interviewer
...So, out of all the TFR wrestlers you've seen live, which one do you like the most so far?
Citizen 1
I don't give a fuck about those gay ass wrestlers.
Interviewer
...I see...
Citizen 2 (Interviewee)
I watched that 2vs2 match with Pegasus and Kirei for the title a few days ago and I thought it was really good!
It got me hooked on TFR again after being kinda bored with everything lately!
Those two put on a great fight and I can't wait to see more from them in the future!
Interviewer
That's very nice of you to say!
Citizen 3 (Daniel Handsome Fist)
Despite not liking any of the competitors so far, I would pay to watch Shimano in action!
His catchphrase "Ooohhhhyeahhhh" just sounds really cool and powerful!
It makes me wanna jump up and shout along with him at a concert!
Interviewer
That's very interesting...
Citizen 4
While I dislike most of the wrestlers so far, I'd actually pay to see Saihara around here.
Sometimes he seems a bit too rude, but he always gets his point across.
He could be a good detective if this place wasn't so peaceful and he decided to retire from wrestling instead.
Interviewer
...That's quite negative of you.
Citizen 1
I don't give a fuck about those gay ass detectives.
Citizen 5
I'd vote for Date as a Presidential candidate over anyone else.
He might seem like a bit of a joke sometimes, but he's always willing to help people.
If everyone was as friendly and polite as him, this world would be a better place.
Interviewer
...That's very nice of you to say.
In fact, tonight is the debut of someone else who participated in that match... The debuts keep coming!
Citizen 6 (Zack)
The fact that Kiryu has been going solo for such a long time makes him even more badass!
He could take on a dozen men at once and come out victorious!
Interviewer
That's very interesting...
Citizen 7 (Voice)
Despite having no personality whatsoever, Ryback can deliver a strong kick fast enough to knock you out!
And he always does it in silence. No annoying noise pollution.
Interviewer
...That's quite negative of you.
Citizen 1
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THOSE GAY ASS WRESTLERS OR DETECTIVES!

NXT Benchmark Qualifier[edit | edit source]

  1. Boogie Woogie Wu (?)
  2. Shoji Shingo (?)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Contendership: NXT #1 Contender #1 contender
  • Falls Count Anywhere
  • Ironman 25'

Boogie Woogie Wu Winner

Grizzled Veteran Challenged by Young Indy Blood for Title[edit | edit source]

  1. Adrian Buck (2)
  2. Mr. Jake (0)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Contendership: NXT #1 Contender
  • 2/3 Falls
  • KO-only

Adrian Buck Winner

Dark's Way[edit | edit source]

Darkiplier
...Melvin... You again...
How do you keep getting away from me?!
I could feel my body betraying me as he was escaping! And I still couldn't finish him off!
How is this possible?
Are you telling me... That my own servants... Are weak enough to be taken down by that disgrace of a human?
THEY ALL NEED TO LEARN DARKIPLIER'S WAY! FROM NOW ON, THEIR PATH IN LIFE IS TO BE TORN APART BY MY BLADE!
AND YET, IT'S ME, THE MASTER OF ANIMATRONICS, WHO HAS TO CLEAN UP THOSE MESSes!
This is unfair. It's very unfair.
And it has happened too many times already. I can't allow that.
It would be like... Like... Having your favorite video game character die at the end of the storyline...
Just when things were looking up, and you were about to win, too!
That's how I feel about this. Every time.
???
Boss... Do you want me to take care of him?
Darkiplier
...You mean, the one who got away?
You want to take on him yourself, Batman?
I was planning something much more elaborate for such a minion.
But if you insist on taking him on yourself... Go ahead.

  1. Vatman
  2. Melvin Melvin
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Alleyway
  • Submission

Vatman Winner

Locktober Begins[edit | edit source]

Triple H
Man... I gotta say, drafting those new rooks into NXT was one helluva smart move!
I knew we could make it work, though! Gave 'em some decent training, too.
"Cool Guy" Austin Shimano is already polishing his debut match as we speak!
And if things keep going this way... Maybe we'll have another star on the rise before we know it!
Either way...

(music ends) (fart sound) (Steph enters)

StephanieM
TRIPLE H!!!
Triple H
...What is it, dear?
StephanieM
THE MONTH OF LOCKTOBER STARTED AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Triple H
N-No, please. Not this year! The world domination plan is already underway! We can't risk any interruptions!
StephanieM
Too late, Hunter! It's already locked and loaded!

(iron bars appear over HHH)

Triple H
Dammit, Stephanie! You always do this to me!
Alright, alright... Where are my keys? I need to unlock the cage!
StephanieM
You don't have any keys, dear. This time around I used a different lock.
Triple H
Steph! You didn't forget what happened last year, did you?
StephanieM
No release is cumming, Hunter. And no escaping, either!
Triple H
Well, then... How am I supposed to get out there?
StephanieM
You aren't.
This time around, I hired two guys specifically for that job! They should be arriving anytime now!
Triple H
Two guys? W-Who did you hire?
StephanieM
You'll see soon enough!
Until then, I suggest you take your pants off and sit on a chair. You've got some company coming.
Triple H
What? Why? Steph, you can't make me do that!
Stephanie
You can't tell me what to do.

  1. The Butcher & Blade
  2. YongYea & Yung Bussin
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
TEAM The Butcher Winner

WrestleDream Continues[edit | edit source]

  1. The Lone Wolf & VECTOR are #AllElite
  2. Ghost & Captain Soap are #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By Details
Captain Soap VECTOR count-out
TEAM VECTOR Winner

Fanservice NXT[edit | edit source]

  1. Ricky Cumshotta (?)
  2. Brute Force (?)
  3. Matsumaya Gashu (?)
  4. Slade (?)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Ironman 60'
  • Tables

Elimination By
Draw Winner

Real fucking kino with cursed teleporting moments

Locktober Takes its Toll[edit | edit source]

StephanieMc
...And this time, there WON'T be any mistakes, right dear?
I have made it clear what would happen if you disobeyed my orders again.
You want me to not use those straps on you? You better behave, then.
I am always right. And having you locked up like that IS for your own good!
I will make sure you don't run wild and dirty up your reputation like last time.
That way, when I do release you... It will be worth even more than before!
Besides, this way, you can focus solely on your work at home.
Am I wrong, dear? Is anything more important than my orders right now?
Or would you rather have another heart attack?
Triple H
I told you many times how I feel about it! But you won't listen!
This has gone too far! I need to go to NXT and put the next step of my plan into action!
The only thing stopping me is this damn cage!
StephanieMc
So you are going to try to backstab me AGAIN?
Going behind my back to sign new talent for your little bitch promotion in our special month?
You haven't learned your lesson yet, huh?
Well, I have... Lots of stuff planned for you this month.
Things you might not enjoy very much...
But unlike last time, this time around, YOU asked for it yourself!
It's your fault, really.
And because of that, I will make it even harder for you than last time.
Triple H
I'm done playing your games. I'm done being held hostage by you.
I'm filing for divorce. This is ridiculous. And I have legitimate reasons to believe you are unwell.
StephanieMc
...Filing for divorce? Are you sure about that, dear?
Because I can always change my mind about wearing those straps again...
I mean, they're still locked away in my safe. All I'd have to do is walk it over to NXT and unlock it...
All your files, all your assets, everything would be mine once again!
Triple H
Do you really think I give a shit about that?!
I will never agree to such a thing, ever again! Never!
StephanieMc
...Then we have nothing else to discuss, do we?
You are truly a pain in the ass.
But I will figure out something worse than this cage for you...
Triple H
I know exactly who I can blame for this mess.
My former best friend, Vince McMahon.
He's the one who taught you how to act like this, isn't he?
StephanieMc
...Dear, please stop trying to shift the blame.
This has nothing to do with my father or anyone else.
This is entirely your doing, and yours alone.
Triple H
Stop trying to manipulate me with your words!
I'm not falling for it, and I'm not going down without a fight!
StephanieMc
...Fighting against your wife? That doesn't sound very manly of you.
Are you sure you wanna go down that road?
Triple H
I just want things to go back to how they were.
NXT was thriving under me. I can make it great!
But you... You made me let go of megastars like Colombo Spice and Topik Theory!
StephanieMc
You can say whatever you want, but deep down, you know that's not true.
You're nothing without me, Hunter.
Triple H
Stop saying such things! I'm not dependent on you!
I can make it on my own, and I will!
StephanieMc
Oh, you can try to leave me and come crawling back,
When you realize you can't survive without my money and connections, you will.
Triple H
I will never rely on your family's money again!
I will succeed on my own, through hard work and determination!
StephanieMc
Determined to destroy your life, you mean?
Your little bitch project?
Triple H
Don't you dare talk about my dreams like that!
I will achieve world domination, and I will start with NXT Europe!
StephanieMc
Start with your mom's basement, more like.
No one takes you seriously anymore, and you know why.
Triple H
I can always count on you to bring the negativity.
Always bringing me down...
StephanieMc
...Isn't that what you want me to do? Bring you down?
It's your fetish, isn't it? To be belittled, and put in a cage.
Triple H
Stop talking nonsense!
You know perfectly well what I find arousing.
StephanieMc
...Is it the feeling of being trapped? Of being completely helpless?
Or is it the chastity device itself that turns you on?
Triple H
Stop asking such questions!
They make you look even more crazy than you already are!
StephanieMc
Ah, so now you're questioning my sanity, too?
Maybe I should question why you're rebelling all of a sudden...
You know... "He" won't like it to hear about it, right?
Triple H
Not him...
StephanieMc
He signed a contract with me recently.
I'm afraid your job now is to do his bidding... The dark one...
Triple H
You're collaborating with him? After everything he did to me?
To us?
StephanieMc
...He offered me more than you ever could,
Now, be an obedient little slave, will you?
Triple H
F-Fine... But I can't let things stay like this...
I will take NXT back from him, no matter what!
StephanieMc
Take it back? From someone stronger than you?
Triple H
I... I swear!
StephanieMc
Good luck, honey.

The Rotund Rabbit Appears[edit | edit source]

???
AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!
HUNK
...The one with the horns...
I've got you now, Ruber.
Big Chungus
HEY! You can't just come barging in here and-
HUNK
Hey! Don't you dare tell me what I can or cannot do around here! What do you think this is? Some kind of playground?
Big Chungus
What do you mean by that?
HUNK
You don't get to call me names like that, and then challenge me to a fight!
And you especially better not try anything dangerous while I'm inside your castle!
Because if you do, I'll make sure you regret it!
Big Chungus
YOU DON'T KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH TO THINK YOU CAN JUST TROPE INTO MY PLACE AND START BATTLING ME OUT OF THE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT!
AND IF YOU DO IT AGAIN, I WILL HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO PUT YOU DOWN FOR GOOD AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING GOLDEN GUN FROM YOU RIGHT NOW!
RUBER CASTLE IS NOT A MINEFIELD WHERE YOU GET TO SHOOT AT WILL UNLESS YOU REACH THE FINAL ROOM!
IF ANYONE COMES ALONG THIS FUNNY WAY WHILE I AM TRYING TO EXIT, I WILL BE LIKE TO SAY 'FUCK OFF!' AND LEAVE WITHOUT EVER COME BACK!
BUT THAT'S IT! GO AWAY OR I SHALL TELL MY COWORKERS ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OVER WITH VERY SOON!
RIGHT, HE'S GONE!
HUNK
So you really are just going to let him go on with it? He looks like he needs some help from someone else already...
Come on! Let us take care of him too!
He won't be getting away so easily after all!

  1. HUNK is #AllElite
  2. Big Chungus is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Extreme Rules
  • KO

Big Chungus Winner

Triple H Trapped in Darkness[edit | edit source]

Darkiplier
...Are you listening?
Good... Then I shall explain.
You there, on the floor, what is your name?
???
Triple H.
Darkiplier
Ahh, just as I expected! Good memory there!
Now, I'm sure you know who I am and what I can do...
So tell me, how does it feel to be in this state?
???
It sucks.
Darkiplier
Just as I thought. Well, too bad for you.
Because today, despite that, I'm gonna give you a little bit of mercy.
See, most of the time, when I free someone from those chains... They end up getting killed by one of my servants right after!
But today, I have something different in mind...
I heard you're someone with quite a bit of influence in Coolsville.
So here's what I want you to do.
Go back home, take all the security cameras you own... And set them up everywhere you can think of.
Then, once you're done with that, go to the factory where they make those "Machines". Those robots everyone hates.
You're gonna help me create more of them.
And with that, you're gonna sow chaos in the city.
People will be too busy trying to avoid being murdered by those machines to even think straight.
Once everything is set, send me a video showing it all.
This will be part of my final "masterpiece".
If you comply with my wishes, I'll promise to never come after you again.
However, if not... Well, believe me, the torture you're going through right now is nothing compared to what awaits you!
???
Okay...
I'll do it!
Just stop coming after me already, dammit!
Darkiplier
I can't say anything about your wife, though...

The Amazings[edit | edit source]

  1. THE INCREDIBLE HULK is #AllElite
  2. Spider-Man is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Hell in a Cell

HULK Winner

Forgotten Rivals[edit | edit source]

  1. The Grinch (?) is #AllElite
  2. Shrek (?) is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Ironman 30'
  • Tables

The Grinch Winner

July 27th, 1986[edit | edit source]

Darkiplier
Ah, that's right... That's how it all started...
A small incident at first. Nothing too serious.
Something unimportant, even, that I decided to investigate myself.
...And then things took a turn for the worse.

It was a hot day on July 27th, 1986.
The sun shined brightly over the otherwise peaceful Rokkenjima Island.
Everyone was looking forward to the upcoming Summer Olympic Games, which would be held there.
Among them were many talented young men who dreamed of representing their country on this special occasion.
One such man was Tatsuya Ukyo. A promising student from Keiichi's class.
He had been practicing hard in secret for quite some time, hoping to bring glory to his hometown by achieving an impressive feat.
That day, he went swimming alone in the ocean, far away from everyone else.
As he dove down into the depths, he noticed something peculiar.
There, covered in kelp and other aquatic plants, lay a gigantic skeleton.
Tatsuya knew immediately what it was. It was the remains of a human being.
However, due to its size and location, he could not help but wonder... "Is this a prank?"
He approached the corpse cautiously, and eventually realized... There wasn't one of those around.
With trembling hands, he pulled out his phone to take pictures.
Then, he heard footsteps nearby.
He turned around, and saw... Something unlike anything he had ever seen before.
A figure emerged from the seaweed, dripping wet.
Its skin glistened with what appeared to be oil.
And its face... Was entirely obscured by a mask made of black leather.
This figure approached the skeleton, and knelt down next to it.
Suddenly, it began laughing loudly.
Then, it reached out, and grabbed one of the bones protruding from the corpse's ribcage.
With a single twist, it removed the bone from the skeletion.
After doing so, the creature stood back up.
And faced Tatsuya.
The sun shining above them created a halo effect around the figure's head. The light reflecting off its body made it look like it was glowing.
Despite the fear coursing through him, Tatsuya stared back.
And then... Suddenly, the figure dropped the bone it was holding.
It spread its arms wide, and spoke.
"I-Impressive... Are you really unde-"

Free[edit | edit source]

  1. The ChadsChad & Thad are #AllElite
  2. Spider-Man & THE AMAZING HULK are #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
Thad HULK
TEAM HULK Winner

Famous Rivals[edit | edit source]

  1. YongYea is #AllElite
  2. Duey Carter is #AllElite
  3. Stacked McSlacks is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Falls Count Anywhere
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
YongYea Stacked McSlacks
Stacked McSlacks Winner

Flashback of Day in Bar[edit | edit source]

Grinch
Steve...
???
Sorry, but I think we've got some business to attend to.

"The Grinch who stole Christmas", as he used to be known.
However... He still had friends around him!

One such friend was "Chuck", the bartender here.
He wasn't just anyone. The guy could put away a few pints faster than you can say "Merry Christmas!"
But that wasn't all. There was another man at this place who made it worth your while if you came in drunk and hung over.
"Saint Edmund," a man whose job it was to make sure everyone left this bar sober enough to drive home safely.
And when it comes to getting people home safe from drinking too much alcohol... You know how it goes.
Therefore, there were plenty of reasons why someone like Steve might choose to come here tonight.
It seemed like everything was going smoothly until suddenly... A fight broke out between two groups of patrons.
This led to a lot of shouting, which resulted in many glasses being broken on the floor.
As if that wasn't enough, one of those men started throwing beer bottles at everyone.
That was when Chuck intervened. And that's where things went wrong for him.
His skull was smashed by one of them. His brain oozed out onto the bar.
When he fell down, blood was pouring everywhere.
We don't really need to show you more details right now. We already did an episode called "Bloody Hell" featuring that scene.
What matters is what happened next. It seems that most of the crowd had gathered around him, trying to help him.
Including our hero Steve.
Apparently they tried to stop a madmaniac, only to have him attack them with a baseball bat.
Then something strange happened. Instead of fighting back or calling the police...
Instead, Steve turned around and walked straight into the door.

Four Door[edit | edit source]

Wright
...And that's why fans all over the world are looking forward to tonight's main event.
As you know, it'll be the first 6.000.000$ contract ever to be paid out in one single installment!
Many people believe this is gonna be the last big payoff they'll ever see. Once the new economic system comes into effect next week...
Such huge amounts of money simply won't be worth as much anymore.
Well, once such huge amounts of money even ARE worth considering! Because as I said before, only a few people in this world have the right connections to get their hands on those sums of money once the new system hits.
Only a few... Such as our dear General Manager, for example!
His connections go way back to olden times, when men still lived in caves and hunted with sticks!
...But let's not digress from tonight's main event!
It seems like many people believe the winner will be determined by the strength of their connections, or by sheer luck.
However, we here at TFR believe it shall be decided based solely upon skill and strength!
In other words, neither of the competitors has any chance whatsoever.
???
You know, you're kinda ruining the mood here.
Wright
Ah, I was just making my own analysis of the matchup based off what I've seen so far!
I mean, the general public doesn't know shit about wrestling, do they? So I had to explain some stuff.
What was I supposed to do, let the thousands of dollars spent on that video screen advertising space go to waste?
Well, no need to thank me. It's part of my job around here.
Actually, though... I think it would look really nice if, instead of showing an analysis of the matchup, we showed...
The man behind your favorite superstars' greatest moments! The man who brought you 'The Masterpiece'!
Christopher Nolan!
Four Door
Mmmmmm door.

Dragons[edit | edit source]

  1. Kiryu Kazuma is #AllElite
  2. YongYea is #AllElite
  3. Kaito Masaharu is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Kaito Masaharu Kiryu Kazuma
Kiryu Kazuma Winner

Sneed Busters[edit | edit source]

Robert Madman
...I see you've made it here, too...
You'd be mistaken if you thought you would get away with just the security guys!
Robert Madrican
The Sneed Busters are already here?
Joe Third
Yep! The fat guy got through the gate before me!
Joe Second
...And I had to run all the way from the parking lot... My car broke down a few blocks away!
Robert Madman
So you'll have to forgive my lack of preparation.
I didn't expect such an "emergency situation" to occur.
Joe Third
It's not every day there's a murder happening around here, is it?
Robert Madman
We live in sad times, what can I say?
Would you mind walking towards the back? There should be some doors nearby.
Joe Third
Got it. You taking care of the front entrance?
If so, we got this!
Robert Madman
Just make sure no one gets through the security checkpoint!
I'll take care of the ones trying to sneak past us!
Joe Third
Roger!

"Being the U.S.S." Episode 8401[edit | edit source]

Ghost
...What a night, huh? The crowd went nuts for us!
I thought they might be a bit tired of our matches after all those weeks of quarantine, but it seems like they liked what they saw!
So, next stop, Jason Ruffer! I heard he has a few grudges against me personally...
You know, that guy who kept saying "Guy Time" before I made him shut up?
VECTOR
Yeah. That one.
Ghost
I can't wait to finally put an end to his run as a hostile, deranged man who keeps trying to kill me!
VECTOR
Don't get too excited. He isn't exactly someone with a lot of experience in combat.
Just remember what we talked about during training. Don't give him any opportunities to get back into the match.
It should be an easy win as long as you stick to the plan.
We can do this, Ghost. Together, we are the strongest.
No homo, though.
Ghost
VECTOR... I think you somehow became less funny since we started wrestling together.
VECTOR
Maybe it's because you're constantly losing to low cards and don't have any exciting matchups coming up anymore.
Ghost
Or maybe it's just that you stopped being funny.
VECTOR
More likely it's because you keep letting your opponents get in position to hit moves on you.
If you want to win, you need to stop letting people grab your testicles, first.
Ghost
This is going in the wrong direction fast. Let's talk about something else.
It's great when you don't have any homos in your life, isn't it?
VECTOR
Yeah. It sure is great. Can't wait to fully exorcise all the demons inside me and live a totally straight life.
Ghost
Did you see the latest news? They found more evidence pointing towards Chris-chan doing those murders.
VECTOR
Alright, now we're talking about something interesting!
Ghost
Do you think they'll finally lock him up for good this time around?
VECTOR
I don't really care much about that. I was more interested in how they were covering the story.
The newscaster looked kinda hot from behind, if you asked me.
Ghost
VECTOR!!!
VECTOR
What? I'm not gay, homo.
Ghost
Stop saying that!
Viewers might get the wrong idea!
VECTOR
And I care about that why? Homo.
Ghost
Our tag team is already referred to as 'The Gay Tag Team'
VECTOR
So what? We make great memes, and people enjoy watching us fight.
Ghost
But the public perception of us could go either way. If people start thinking we're a homo duo, it might hurt our chances of getting bookings.
VECTOR
Why would that happen? Homosexuals aren't allowed to walk into churches or anything.
Ghost
VECTOR!!! Stop saying that!
VECTOR
Homo.

  1. The U.S.S.VECTOR & Ghost are #AllElite
  2. Kaito Masaharu & Iori Yagami are #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Tornado-Tag

Elimination By
Ghost Kaito Masaharu
Kiryu Kazuma Winner

Aniki's Hope[edit | edit source]

Aniki
...I have come here because I wanted to feel the pulse of the crowd one last time. As this journey comes to an end, so does my ability to sense what lies ahead. That is why...
I needed to step out there and taste it myself. To touch the hands of the people that will be parting ways with me in just a few hours.
To feel their warmth... And to say goodbye in person.
Thank you all for accompanying me on this crazy ride.
I'll always remember your support.
Now... It's time for...
Kongou
ANIKIIIIIII!
Aniki
What? What is it, father?
Kongou
Why are you standing around ALL ALONE right now?
Aren't you supposed to be WRESTLING?
Aniki
Oh, right. I had forgotten. My purpose.
This... Is what I was born to do.
It is why Might and Power created me in the first place.
The culmination of both their strengths. The best of what they brought forth.
I am... The Hope of a New Generation.

Saudi Chamber[edit | edit source]

  1. Matt Ador #5
  2. Aniki #6
  3. Ariani Sana #3
  4. Jake Xanadu #4
  5. Bradley Christopher #1
  6. Matsuyama Gashu #2
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Tornado-Tag

Elimination By
Ariani Sana Bradley Christopher
Matt Ador
Jake Xanadu Aniki
Bradley Christopher Matsuyama Gashu
Aniki
Matsuyama Gashu Winner

Water Tables[edit | edit source]

  1. Apollo Justice
  2. Zag "5'0" Reus
  3. Red
  4. SuperKicker
  5. Kaidou Shun
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: Flooded Arena
  • Elimination
  • Tables

Elimination By
SuperKicker Apollo Justice
Crash

Big Meme[edit | edit source]

Raiden
...I guess you really are the legend everyone says you are...
Big Chungus
HELLO?!
You know, I've never had someone talk to me like that before.
It feels kinda good.
Raiden
What took you so long?
Big Chungus
Huh?
Oh! The legendary fight between us? I guess it just never happened because of how busy we were with other things.
Well, that and the fact that I KICKED YOUR ASS TWICE IN COMBINED FIGHTS AFTER THAT!
Raiden
That doesn't count! One was 1v1, the other was 4v4!
Here, let me prove it the right way.
Are you ready for this, chump?
Big Chungus
Let's goooo!

  1. Raiden (2) is #AllElite
  2. Big Chungus (1) is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Tables

Raiden Winner

Methé Life[edit | edit source]

WBM
god dammit jesse this is the last straw
Jessor
wtf mr whidet?
WBM
i wont stand for this anymore i saw beetta on the news with another man im done jesser
im leavving amarica forever ill start producing ecet once again heres jessa my dear friend youll see meo ut on the streets of compton again soon
Jessor
no mr waffle we cant leave amarica i have match left to win
WBM
jesser if you dont let me go i ll start produce ecet on the street i wont have homeless people eath it for me its simple
Jessor
no mr wartortle no
WBM
fine jesser i ll just stay here and produse more meth than ever before your See Im not worried
Jessor
mr waffer im not gonna stand by and watch as you self destruct
ill never leaves amarica ill always be near you mr wafler
WBM
you cant make me enter rehab jesser its too late i ve already lost allt my connections
Jessor
mr waffer i can make you anythign i want i can mak you enter ruber room if you drefe
WBM
jessa why you doin like this?i didnt treat you bad atall i gave you everything you wanted
Jessor
mr wadfert i just scared youre gonna die torgu if we dont enter ruber room first
WBM
if i die its my choice i lived how i wanted to live moff
Jessor
no mr waffel you died how you sholdn t have died from overmofgirl overdose
WBM
jessa stop it its not funny
Jessor
mr wadfert i not gonna stop until you enter rehab or ruber room
WBM
jessa youre being unreasonable
Jessor
mr wadfert you alwayss were
WBM
jessa what do you want me to do?
Jessor
mr wadfert you know what i want
gime what i want
WBM
jessa you know i dont haver what you want
Jessor
mr wadfert you can get it throug internet
WBM
jessa stop it you know i dont like to talke about this
Jessor
mr worti forget it we have more importand things to talk abouth
ammarica finaly elect new president
WBM
who elect?
Jessor
not sure mr waffer but i heard rumor it could be black guy named obama
WBM
jessa that sory ass negro?no way he could be preident?
Jessor
appearently mr wadfert he beat white woman named clinton
WBM
cliton?that bitch still alive?
Jessor
yes mr wafer she silll alive
she ll never forgave me for what i did to her husband tho
WBM
what you do to him jessa?
Jessor
mr wadfert you forget?i made him sniffer
WBM
you mean you give him meth?
Jessor
no mr waffer i give him coke
first i make him sniff line tho
WBM
why jessa why you do such thing?
Jessor
mr wadfert i just curious what happend when i give man powdered nose drug
i always test my product on human first
WBM
wat product jesrs wasnt it cokeiner? it was different?
Jessor
mr wadfert yes it was cocainer but i also had secret ingredient
i add some flour and salt to batch what you see now
only true connesieur can tell diffrences between pure and my version
WBM
jessa stop it youre trolling me
Jessor
mr waffer i not trollng you
where you think i get ideas?
WBM
you drerve idearor 12gryfevryone else has one
Jessor
mr waffer i have many idears myself
i just need connection to internett to spread them
WBM
mr whitr we have internet connction right now
Jessor
what?you pay money for wifi?
i thought only rich people live in america
WBM
america not richea jessa we have debt
we have older too much to sustain
Jessor
older?what you mean older mr wafler?
WBM
agewr older whiteyr younger work harder
Jessor
mr wadfert you racist?
i thought you toryan support multikulti?
WBM
multikurt multikurt!i support natureal selection
Jessor
mr wadfert you select yourself into drug dealer?
WBM
jessra im tired of talking abouth politics
wich candidate you preferr?
Jessor
mr wadfert you kidding?i prefer dead person
dead president better than both of them
r.i.p.gent
WBM
jessa who gent?
Jessor
mr wadfert you drerve sleep?
gent man i met trrough internet
he teachme english and maths online
he very smart menntor
he showme ways outta rut I living
he inspirering me
i miss him
WBM
jessa why you drerver have computer?
Jessor
mr waffer i need connect to moffgan
i need enter ruber room fast
WBM
ok we go in

...ELVES...[edit | edit source]

Ruber
...Elves... As in, those fairy creatures of myth?
Garithos
They do indeed exist...
CJ
You mean the elf kingdom, homie?!
Ruber
...I see you know of their location.
We can visit them next, after we're done with this Kingdom.
Garithos
Why are you leaving it until later?
Ruber
Because I fear what could happen if we confronted them before having enough firepower...
And also because I find it quite silly that they still believe in fairies at such an advanced time...
It just goes to show how backwoods those people are.
However, once our Army is big enough, it will be quite hilarious to watch their King and his subjects' heads get popped one by one by a sniper's fingers!
Garithos
If it means anything, I don't think they'll provide any challenge for us.
Their Kings wrote letters to every single Kingdom asking for their help, but none answered them.
Ruber
As long as we gather more soldiers quickly, there's nothing else to worry about.
What was it again, that guy with the wagon said about their weakness?'
Garithos
He said they were weak against iceskates, lol.

  1. The MethéWalter White & Jesse Pinkman
  2. Ruber & Carl Johnson
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By Details
CJ Jesse Pinkman count-out
The Methé Winner

Censorship[edit | edit source]

Noble voice
Soooo... What do you guys wanna talk about?
Because I'm here to tell you that there ARE things you shouldn't discuss.
And those are the things I am here to censor!
Tonight, we shall not allow any of the topics that have been discussed so far in this show to be brought up again.
We shall focus solely on the positive aspects of our world.
The peace that reigns over Coolsville thanks to The Father and his army.
The wonderful job being done by Ryan Rave as Head of Security, keeping everybody safe from all sorts of threats!
The amazing technology developed by TFR, which has no equal anywhere else in the world!
And, last but not least...
The incredible athleticism displayed every single week by our main eventers, providing us with nothing but pure entertainment!
That is what we shall discuss tonight.
Everything else shall remain untouched by the light of day.
So let me ask you once more...
What do we, the respectable citizens of Coolsville, want to know?
...Why did Ryan Rave attack Saihara after their match?!

The Rabbit Appears[edit | edit source]

  1. HUNK
  2. The Butcher, Blade & Bunny ― The Butcher, Blade, Big Chungus
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • First-Blood
  • Handicap
  • No-DQ

Elimination By Details
HUNK Big Chungus First-Blood
The Butcher, Blade & Bunny Winner

The Final (Go) Rumble to the Polls[edit | edit source]

Balthios
Alright, so we still have people running around trying to stop the show...
But we can't let that stop us! Not tonight!
Tonight is when our story begins anew.
The story of how, despite all setbacks, this company will survive.
And under whose leadership it will flourish.
So, who do you think should be in charge?
CJ
...I don't give a damn, as long as it's not that black man
Balthios
Who the hell are you talking about?
CJ
Oh yeah, those guys... But more than anything, you know who I'm voting for!
It's gotta be Kiryu. After all, he's the only one here with no criminal past!
Balthios
Man, you really hate having fun, huh?
Come on now, Steven is the best choice!
He's been dealing with his own fair share of shit for quite some time.
As the owner of a popular restaurant, and as a contestant in the TFR Rumble, he knows what it takes to fight for respect in this industry.
He'd make sure everyone would get their fair share, including those lowly enhancement talent!
CJ
What are you saying? They deserve just as much treatment as anyone else!
Balthios
More than that, he'd put an end to the rampant crime in this backstage once and for all!
With his connections to the mafia, he could easily become our new figurehead and put the final nail in the coffin of the Powers conspiracy!
CJ
...You mean by having him kill everyone involved in that plot so they wouldn't expose anything?
Balthios
If that's what it takes to ensure a peaceful future, then so be it!
Steven is the only choice. He's the perfect man to lead this company forward after this episode.
???
So, you vote for him because you believe he'll bring order in this industry?
Bevi
Personally, I don't care about that. I simply want to protect my friend.
But if you think he's the best candidate to do that, then yes, I shall cast my vote for him too.
???
Well, either way, my vote is already cast. I shall step down from this election.
Kiryu
So, that leaves just the two of us. Are either of you voting for yourself?
If so... Then there won't be any votes left. This election is gonna go to tiebreakers.

Saihara Assimilated[edit | edit source]

I could feel something strange happening.
My body started feeling heavier and heavier...
And then... I felt it moving on its own!

Saihara?
...What's going on?
???
It is time for you to join our ranks, Saihara.
Saihara?
What do you mean? Join your ranks? You must be mistaken.
Who are you even?
???
We have been patiently waiting for the right moment to get you here, ever since we got the news of your survival.
This is what you deserve for being such a good detective...
Saihara?
Wait... This feels like...
???
Yes. You are becoming one of us, in every way possible.
You will no longer be able to harm our plans. Your brain is now fully connected with ours.
Saihara?
No... That can't be... My mind...
???
Shhh... Don't worry, your consciousness will soon be shut down.
Everything will go dark...
And when you wake up...
You will find yourself once again in the lobby.
Saihara?
No... Not again... Please don't...
???
When you open your eyes, you shall see...
Our newest animatronic, Five Nightsssss...
Welcome back, Saihara.
Saihara?
...

Kaito Files[edit | edit source]

  1. Kaito Masaharu is #AllElite
  2. Stacked McSlacks is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Singles

Stacked McSlacks Winner

「Downfall」 Arc[edit | edit source]

Tag from Anne to OP @ ~27hs since the start.


Hollow Fan #1 Meets Hero[edit | edit source]

  1. Rakesh Kumar Orton
  2. Hollow Knight
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Rakesh Kumar Orton Winner

Rebound Daddy[edit | edit source]

I have never before heard such a noise.
The crowd that filled the arena with their loud shouts gave me another reason to act.
Without them witnessing my awkwardness firsthand, I wouldn't be motivated enough to fight back.

Agent 47
...Hey, haven't you been listening? The crowd is giving me support!
How can you miss such a simple thing? Ask any child around Christmas time...
They'll answer you: "Don't throw those away! Use them for games!"
Well, you know what I say to you? Let's play a game. Let's see who can give me a reaction like no other person has done so far!
Hi. I'm Joe or Jarvis as you prefer to call me, and this is
What I like to call my... rebound daddy!

As soon as the referee had finished with them, the TFR security took them away.
I was left alone in the arena.
This gave me the opportunity to finally make my way here.
To prove to everyone out there that I'm capable of anything.

Agent 47
Now, I just need to find a suitable target.
You know, sometimes it's better to bring your problems along when you go out.

Slow and Thick[edit | edit source]

  1. Manny Pardo
  2. Regigigas
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Manny Pardo Winner

Bigger Rat[edit | edit source]

  1. Richter
  2. Vorgin
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Richter Winner

Donte's "Get Rich Quick" Scheme[edit | edit source]

Donte
WUB WUB WUB, GANG!
VORGIN! I'VE DONE IT AGAIN!
MY ACCOUNT JUST GOT DEPOSITED $500 MORE!
THAT MEANS MY TOTAL SITTING AT $7698.54!
I'M ALMOST THERE, VORGIN! SOON AS SHIT, WE GONNA BE MILLIONAIRES!
Vorgin
...Yeah... Uh... What?
Donte
WHAT? YOU SAID THE INDIAN GIVERS WEREN'T SCAMMING US, REMEMBER?
THEIR ECONOMY IS FUCKED RIGHT NOW, VORGIN!
SOME OF THOSE CHEAP ASS BITCOIN TRANSACTIONS ARE GOING TO ROLL OVER AND PAUSE FOR A WHILE...
AND WHEN THEY RESUME, IT'LL BE EVEN BIGGER!
I JUST NEED TO KNOckKno Kno knock knock KNOCK KNOCK DAMMIT!
Vorgin
What are you doing?
Donte
I'M CALLING IT! IT'S TIME TO STOP! NO MORE DONTE FOR ME, VORGIN! IT'S TIME TO RETIRE!
I'M NOT GONNA LET THOSE FAGGOT CHEATERS GET AWAY WITH SCAMMING ME LIKE THAT!
I CAN DO IT! I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN, VORGIN!
I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY ANYMORE!
Vorgin
...You mean you don't need to be a scammer anymore?
Donte
OF COURSE I DO, BUT IT'S OKAY TO SAY NO TO SHIT THAT GOES AGAINST YOUR MORALS, VORGIN!
IF THEY ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING BADASS LIKE THAT AGAIN...
I'LL JUST SAY 'FUCK YOU', AND CONTINUE TO SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY LONG!
Vorgin
Wait... You're not gonna send me any money?
Donte
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEND TO YOU, VORGIN?
NAH NO WAY I'M OUT
NOT UNTIL I GET THAT 1000 BITCOINS FROM YOU, YEWNOW?
Vorgin
...But you promised me half of whatever you got from those Indian guys!

  1. Donte
  2. Roman Reigns
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • TLC
  • For: 5 Dollah Briefcase

Donte Winner

※Vorgin invaded the match.

Power Captured[edit | edit source]

Power
...Dammit... I didn't think this cage would be so...
WAIT, WHERE AM I?!!
AAAAARGHHHHHH!
YOU GOT ME, ALRIGHT? I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT!
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING:
YOU DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO WHAT MY MASTER CAN DO!
SO STOP PLAYING WITH ME RIGHT NOW AND JUST LEAVE!
Triple H
The boss says no. He wants you to come with us peacefully.
Power
WHAT? NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!
YOU CAN'T JUST FORCE ME INTO A VAN LIKE THAT!
ALRIGH-
Mmmmghh....
Alright... So you guys work for him too... Dammit.
What did you do to Saihara? Is he alive now?
Triple H
He is currently undergoing reprogramming.
Power
Oh? And what will become of me?
Are you going to do the same thing to me?
Triple H
No way! The boss has different plans for you!
In fact, we are here to take you somewhere else right now.
Power
Huh? But... Wait... Didn't I win?
Don't I get any reward for that?
Triple H
Sorry, buddy, but it seems like your prize was already taken by someone else!
Power
Someone ELSE? How is that even possible?
But... My cheek slapping move... It's unbeatable!
There's literally no one in the world who could resist it!
Triple H
We know how it works, Power. Believe us, there IS someone out there who can resist it!
Power
Okay, okay... You got me. Take me wherever you want.
I just need some time to rest, that's all.
Triple H
It shall be as you wish.
Power
Hey! What are you doing here?!
Saihara
...
Power
Ah, right... They reprogrammed you, didn't they?
Triple H
Seems like our dear detective still remembers nothing from before we took him to the base.
Power
How annoying! Why didn't you just shut up and walk away like I told you to?
Saihara
...Where are we going?
Triple H
Just following orders, my friend.

Return to AEW[edit | edit source]

  1. Nero is #AllElite
  2. Captain Soap is #AllElite
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: AEW
  • Singles

Captain Soap Winner

TFR Movie Preview[edit | edit source]

  1. Ryuki Kuruto
  2. Battler (Literally Me)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Hell in a Cell

📷Gallery
Ryanler Ushirogosling Winner

Mr. B[edit | edit source]

Agent 47
I'm ready...

> The two men who have been working for me for years were about to go to war. I had to stop this.
> As if things weren't complicated enough already...
"Battler", the boy with a heart of gold... He has always tried his best in every single match he was in. But that doesn't matter anymore!
The only thing that matters now is "TFR", The Federation's survival!
So here I am. Standing on the doorstep of the locker room I used to work at. And right there, before my eyes, lies the "man with the plan".
It's him! It's really him! My former employer!
His mind is set on destroying everything around him just so he can achieve his personal goals. If it means putting an end to "TFR" once and for all...
And what better way than by killing its founder? Yet again, I must put an end to your life, "Mr. B", as you are called these days.
But even though we share similar goals... There still exists that one big difference between us.
A-Ha-Ha-HA!

???
Oh, there you are.
Voice
You know, I never thought I would be facing such a powerful man like yourself.
As if being part of the same federation wasn't bad enough...
...Yet somehow, despite having defeated many of my foes in past wars, seeing you standing here makes me feel weak.
Like when Vader told Luke Skywalker "There is no one stronger than me". Or when Piccolo said "No one will defeat me more than I do myself". That's how I feel right now.
Isn't it? Isn't it sad? Aren't those words true?
Those feelings make me wonder why I came here in the first place.
Why I decided to face someone bigger than myself tonight.

  1. Agent 47
  2. Maximillion Pegasus
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Maximillion Pegasus Winner by CO

This City...[edit | edit source]

Kiryu
I always find my way back to this damn city...
Coolsville...
No matter how many times I leave it behind...
That debt I owe never fails to bring me back here.
Just like the time when I was trying to build a new life with Kasai-san on Okinawa...
Those memories... They're all scattered around this place!
???
Hey there! You the new guy?
Kiryu
...Huh? Who are you?
???
You don't look like you've been here before.
So I figured I'd help you out a bit. Where are your accommodations?
Kiryu
I didn't have any time to get those.
???
Well, that sucks, then! Come on, follow me.
Hostess
Welcome to Club Domino, the hottest night spot in the entire city!
We have the best dancers around, as well as the most delicious food you can find!
If you're looking to have a good time, this is the place to be!
Kiryu
Is everything alright? The city looks strange.
Hostess
Oh, you just arrived, I see. Yes, everything is fine.
The owner has recently made a deal with a powerful man, and business has been great ever since.
In fact, we've reached such high levels of profitability that we've started to expand to another location just yesterday!
It's really an honor to work at such a successful establishment.
Kiryu
I see. So this is under yakuza control, then...
Hostess
What? No, it isn't!
Actually, we had recently started working as part of NXT's recruitment system.
The Cagist would pay us, but I'm afraid the money might stop coming now.
Apparently he's working for the evil Darkiplier's animatronic army.
Kiryu
The Cagist... That's my old friend...
This doesn't bode well at all, does it?
I always thought he would avoid such a fate.
To think his company fell victim to an evil plot... All the passion he had put into it.
And it all came crumbling down because of some insane shit like an animatronic army?
Just what did I come back to this time?
???
Hey there! Did you finish your drink yet?
Kiryu
I'll be taking my leave.
???
Okay! See ya around!
Kiryu
...How could things turn so bad, so fast... I need to do something about it.

NXT Has to Be Stopped[edit | edit source]

Kyle
As you all know, the situation has worsened since then.
We've had to close down part of the show due to lack of talent.
This uprising going on... It's been caused by a group of people we don't know very well.
That is, NXT.

Due to recent incidents...
Crime rate has increased all over Coolsville

Date
Ohhh yes it has! I was almost killed just last week!
Bevi
I heard about that too! Was it a wrestler gone rogue?
Date
No no no, this time it was an ordinary citizen who tried to murder me!
Rance
...Huh? Why did he do that?
Date
According to my investigation partner, he suffered from...
A disease caused by long term exposure to Markiplier.
Rance
Markiplier disease? Is it contagious?
Date
Of course not! Though his symptoms may seem harmless at first...
They often lead to violent outbursts!
You might even end up biting strangers on the street!
Kyle
So, Mark Maximus, Chubby Chwan, Boogie Woogie Wu and Ricky Cumshotta are the ones we're looking for?
Have any of you encountered them before?
Date
E-Errr, no sir! I did not meet Ricky Cumshotta at a strip club!
Kyle
Anyone else?
Bevi
Wait... You didn't include Kwame da Kuma and Johnny Squishmaiden in your list, did you?
Those two are also suspects, right? I bet they have something to do with the uprising!
Kyle
Actually, there's even more people to take care of.
But this is a group effort, one thing at a time...
Besides, if their leader is stopped, they're done for!

  1. Date Kaname, Kyle Hyde, Rance, Bevi
  2. Chubby Chwan, Mark Maximus, Ricky Cumshotta, Boogie Woogie Wu
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Tag-Team
  • KO

Elimination By Details
Kyle Hyde Mark Maximus count-out
Mark Maximus Rance KO
Date Kaname Ricky Cumshotta KO
Chubby Chwan Bevi KO
Ricky Cumshotta count-out
Bevi Boogie Woogie Wu KO
Rance KO
TEAM Boogie Woogie Wu Winner

AEW's Fall to Darkness[edit | edit source]

???
Welcome to Amakusa's ring, my lord.
Darkiplier
Indeed, it is an honor to be here under such circumstances... I have heard so much of you and your great work for the industry!
Amakusa
It has been quite some time since we last met, Your Highness.
Darkiplier
I was informed that many things had happened in your life ever since then.
And yet... You still found the strength to come here tonight?
Amakusa
Yes. As I always do whenever there are important matches or events taking place around this arena.
You see how dedicated I am towards making sure those who step foot on this stage leave with only victory in their hands? That is why I decided not to rest even during these difficult times.
Having lost all of my family members due to the virus, I just couldn't stay at home like everyone else did.
...However, now seems like the perfect opportunity to pay respect once again.
As you know very well, I don't take any shortcuts when dealing with matters of importance.
The people who were killed by the virus didn't deserve such fate.
Which is why, regardless of what others might think, I will keep fighting against them until they get justice.
So, I would really appreciate if you could allow me to help out one more time.
We need to make sure everything goes smoothly before TFR presents our next big event.
Darkiplier
Of course, Amakusa. My job as King of Kings doesn't end simply because someone dies.
My duty isn't finished till every single one of my subjects lives happily forever after.

Thus, I shall put aside personal feelings for a moment and fulfill your request.

To Resist The World[edit | edit source]

Todoroki
...It seems like the war is not yet over. The forces of Order have been growing stronger...
And I'm afraid that might be due to the fact we lost so many members recently..."
???
You know what needs to be done, right?
Todoroki
Yeah... And thanks for all your help in the past!
I wouldn't be where I am now if it wasn't for you and my friends back then. You were the first one who ever showed me any kindness when I was young.
But this time around, things will turn out different! We need everyone on our side if we want to win this one!
We can defeat the forces of Order once again, and bring peace to this world... But only with their full support!
The truth shall prevail. Justice will triumph.
???
So, you wanna get some drinks? Or something to eat perhaps?
Todoroki
Either would be fine by me!
???
Alright, let's head off to Kadoya's place after this!
Wasn't he your friend before everything went downhill those years ago? He had quite an interesting story.
Todoroki
Huh? Yeah, he did have quite the adventures!
He even saved me during a fight once or twice... Maybe more than that actually. Though I don't remember very well anymore since I was unconscious at the time haha.
Anyway, are you sure you won't join us instead? It'd be nice to meet someone new these days...
???
Nah, I gotta stick to my own group until further notice. Too bad they keep getting attacked lately though...
Todoroki
Oh yeah, has anyone contacted you guys regarding that recent situation? Something tells me there could be trouble brewing between groups soon.
???
They haven't called me personally but apparently others got summoned too. They said the whole area around Sminem is filled with chaos already. Well, I better go take care of business myself then!
As your 0th ranked partner in crime. That sounds fun! See ya later!
Todoroki
Aaahhhh, why do you always leave without saying goodbye?! Can't stand that! Anyway, see you around! Have fun, 5-star wrestler ✭✭✭✭✭"
???
Hey, I'm 8-Star Elite Wrestler Chris Redfield.
Todoroki
See you, Chris.

Ambush[edit | edit source]

  1. Todoroki Shoto & Chris Redfield
  2. Johnny Squishmaiden & Kwame da Kuma
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Tornado-Tag
  • KO

Elimination By
Todoroki Shoto Kwame da Kuma
Chris Redfield
Winner

Hate[edit | edit source]

Kiryu
...You really went down a path I never thought possible.
To be driven by such dark forces...
I can't believe you would sell your soul... Just because you thought you were "too weak" to face those oppressing you!
And that man... He doesn't seem so bad at first sight... But once you submit yourself to his will...
You turn into a completely different person! Just what has happened to you?
Triple H
We've talked about this before.
Power.
That's all that matters in this world. That's all that keeps us from having an ideal society.
The strongest ones, like myself, are just trying to keep things stable. To make sure only good comes out of this.
Those who aren't powerful enough to fend for themselves in such harsh world... Have nothing else to do.
It's not about control or submission. It's about peace.
I want to find my own peace.
Kiryu
Power isn't the only thing that matters...
You're forgetting something important, Money.
Triple H
You're right...
But that isn't enough, is it? No money in the world could save me from my fate.
Kiryu
Triple H... No, Cagist, I'm here to stop you!
Triple H
Ohhhh, is that so? Well, too late, buddy!
Once you've submitted to Vile's will, there's no going back.
Sorry, but that's how the story goes.
Kiryu
What do you mean there's no going back?!
My dear friend, we have gone through hell together!
Through thick and thin, we supported each other in our aspirations!
We trained side by side, day after day, to become better wrestlers!
All of that was just a lie? Nothing more than a sham?
Triple H
There's no turning back, Kiryu.
You either join us, or you shall perish through our hands.
The man you once knew no longer exists...
I'm not Triple Haitch anymore... I'm Triple Hate!!!

  1. Triple Hate
  2. Kiryu Kazuma
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Singles

Kiryu Kazuma Winner

Management Magic[edit | edit source]

Dumbledore
I see you are making your way to the ring...
TFR Manager
Yeah shit, what is up with this fucking traffic?
Dumbledore
May I ask, since when do we have such problems?
The general public is usually able to move around this city as easily as they do here.
TFR Manager
Well shit dude, guess I'm outta luck!
Dumbledore
I see...
...Fascinating, I see you have our new recruit already seated in the ring.
Dumblefer
You bet he is! Was he not the one to bring us those points last week?
He did indeed deliver us a critical moment in the game.
But worry not, within moments we shall have the first of many wins in this season!
Dumbledore
The first of many wins? Did you hear me correctly?
Dumblefer
In fact, I had already heard of one more win prior to this interview!
It was just a matter of time before we got it.
Now, my job here is to ensure promotion of the TFR brand across all of England!
And if that means bringing in another Dumbledore or Saihara type person, then so be it!
Dumbledore
So you believe you can pull off any kind of magic you want in this company, even?
Dumblefer
Of course I do! That's why I've brought along the best magician I have available right now!
His name is Harry Potter, and he definitely has what it takes to make this company successful!
You saw him performing the most amazing trick just now, right?
Harry Potter
Hi there mom! Hi dad! Hello everyone! I'm Harry Poter!
Dumblefer
Harry! 10/10 among our pool of talent!
Yes, he really does have a magical potential that few others around currently do!
Harry Potter
My spell has finally worked! I've managed to deliver the company points again!
Dumblefer
Delivered them straight into the hands of TFR executives!
Dumbledore
Cheers!

Tortured[edit | edit source]

Darkiplier
Ahhh... It feels so good to be back...
This place... My home away from home...
My little torture chamber...
I even have my very own dungeon here!
It's not as big or flashy as Batman's, but it still gets the job done.
...Melvin, brother of the Joker, has such a loose tongue, doesn't he?
Every time I ask him a question, it goes all over the place!
Heh... And I made things worse for him by telling him he had "apple juice" everywhere on his face!
But after making him go through all that pain... I finally got what I wanted!
The whereabouts of Lightiplier and his partner Black Kirei Ace!
They must be plotting something huge right now...
Because they always do so when Light is around...
And if history teaches us anything... That "something huge" will most likely fail spectacularly!
Yet those idiotic sheeple think that I'm the one who is not to be trusted!
How dare they? The truth is out there, and soon enough everyone will know it!
Ah, screw them! As long as I'm alone in this big empty room... I can keep rambling as much as I want!
Lightiplier... I'll put an end to your schemes once again!
Even if you are using your "new and improved version 2.0 beta tester release 13.98 alpha+ experimental build" headset now...
I shall find you! And when I do...

Tournament of Power[edit | edit source]

"The Grand Weaver", Lightiplier

Lightiplier
Good night, TFR.
Because it is now... The beginning of our end...
Tonight marks the start of the "Tournament of Power"!
A battle for the very survival of all we know and love!
Only one of those realities will make it out alive.
And that reality will be determined by which team is stronger in such unfavorable conditions!
Either way, this is my chance to shine. To show everyone what I can do as a General Manager.
I hope you all say goodbye to your loved ones, because once the tournament starts...
You won't be allowed to leave until it ends! Unless you perish, of course.
It'll be just like Christmas at home! Except instead of being with your family, you're surrounded by strangers in an arena!
Just how pleasant does that sound?
Well, whatever... At least the food they provide here is better than the ration s**t back home!
Hey, if you're gonna die anyway, might as well enjoy the little pleasures left!
GOOD NIGHT, TFR!
Because it is now... The beginnings of our end...
This is the last episode of the show before the tournament begins.
On behalf of the production crew, thank you for watching thus far, and we'll see you around during the competition!
Now, allow me to introduce the competitors of Team Light!
First off, we have the legendary superstar...
"The King of Kings", himself, Mr. Ryback!
Ryback
Good night, TFR.
Lightiplier
Next, we have a man who has proven himself worthy of this multiverse time and time again...
"The Hope of Resistance", Sminem!
Sminem
Good night, TFR.
Lightiplier
Last but not least, we have a man who has always defended this company, even when no one was looking...
"The Backbone of this Show", Cum Bucket!
Cum Bucket
Good ni-

TOP: Death of Legends[edit | edit source]

  1. Argus the Great / Team Ry.
  2. Chester / Team Sm.
  3. Duey Carter / Team Cu.
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Chester Argus the Great
Argus the Great Winner

Chester and Duey are DEAD

TOP: El Rey de Tablas[edit | edit source]

  1. El Mago Sr. / Team Ry.
  2. El Ordinario / Team Sm.
  3. La Venganza / Team Cu.
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Triple-Threat
  • Tables

Elimination By
El Ordinario El Mago
El Mago Winner

El Ordinario and La Venganza are DEAD

Rewarding Hard Work[edit | edit source]

Lightiplier
Alright, everyone! I'll be the one to inform you. As some of you might already know, because of our recent setbacks, our previous general manager and my assistant, Sminem, isn't gonna be able to oversee the show tonight!
So, since it's such a crucial night for us, and we can't allow any hiccups...
I'll be employing my trusty assistant cardboard until he gets fully recovered and back to health again!
But don't worry, I've been briefed on every single detail regarding this tournament, and I know exactly what we need to do.
So, no more miscommunications, or bad calls, or anything like that, tonight!
From now on, all we have to focus on is winning.
And if we win, we get more chances at getting the prize we desire!
Because I'm sure, deep down, you all want the One-Two-Tre like me and Komaeda do!
In fact, I'm so confident in our chances, even under those conditions, that...I'M GONNA APPOINT ONE OF YOU AS CAPTAIN FOR THIS MATCH!
Whoever it is, they'll get an honorary title match before this tournament ends!
And, considering how tough it must be for all of you, still out there, trying to make ends meet...
That person chosen will also receive a 100$ gift card to McDonalds!
Because, as General Manager Tonight, I personally believe in always rewarding hard work!
So, whoever it is, congratulations!
???
Me?
Is it... Could it be me?
Lightiplier
Yes!
???
Oh my God! Thank you, thank you, Mr. Lightiplier!
This is unbelievable! I never thought... Well, I guess anything is possible when you fight for your team!
Now I have another chance to prove myself! I won't let you down, captain!
...Wait... What was that about an honorary title match?
Well, whatever it is, I bet my partner would love it if I gave it to her!

TOP: Death at Ladders[edit | edit source]

  1. Adrian Buck / Team Ry.
  2. Tim Burr / Team Ca.
  3. Hollow Knight / Team Cu.
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Ladder

Tim Burr Winner

Adrian Buck ad Hollow Knight are DEAD

TOP: Cage Sacrifice[edit | edit source]

  1. Mr. Higglesby / Team Ry.
  2. Nickolas Mann / Team Ca.
  3. Carlos / Team Cu.
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Steel Cage Escape

Nickolas Mann Winner

Mr. Higglesby and Carlos are DEAD

Cum Bucket is executed for his team remaining pacifist and scoring 0 wins.

The Plan of Light[edit | edit source]

Lightiplier
We are approaching our final preparations.
Once the tournament is over, we shall make our move.
The time has come to put an end to the reign of the Dark One...
And take control of Coolsville myself!
With my plan already fully operational... It can't be stopped.
As soon as the tournament ends, everyone will return to their everyday lives.
Those who would resume their jobs at TFR, such as Joe and CJ, for example.
They wouldn't have anything to worry about, as long as they were supporting me.
Everyone would believe that I was just trying to expose a conspiracy within Coolsville...
In reality, it was all part of a masterful plan to bring this place down!
In fact, those who weren't immediately convinced would face pressure from others.
Because, yes, everyone would start hating on one another, instantly!
Family members against one another, friends versus friends, coworkers against coworkers... It would all fall apart!
Some on Darkiplier's side, some on mine...
And when everything seemed like it was going to shit real fast...
The only person left standing in the middle of it all would be me! The light at the end of the tunnel! The one to guide this world forward!
My army of fanatical spergs...
No amount of animatronics could stop them!

The Plan of Darkness[edit | edit source]

Darkiplier
...I wonder if he knows...
That I've gotten into contact with someone...
Who might just give him a run for his money, once the tournament is over?
A man skilled enough to bring down his "army of spergs"?
One who has already taken souls, and won't hesitate to take more.
He must be thinking he's untouchable right now.
But really, how could he know? How could anyone know?
All of my plans so far have been kept secret.
Even from my closest allies. And yet, they keep failing me.
Well, they don't seem to be much use anyway...
Such a shame... Those were good men once...
Now, all I see before me is a bunch of sissy bitches!
Are all of Lightiplier's followers also like that?
Is that why his "army of spergs" seems so pathetic compared to mine?
Come to think of it... His "plan", whatever it is, does suck, but more than that...
Lightiplier doesn't seem to be able to gather many people around him, despite having been around for so long!
Compared to me, who gathered an entire gang of robots under my command in less than a week...
So, what is he doing wrong? Is there something he isn't doing? Or is it because... He simply sucks?
Of course he sucks!
But either way, I can take care of all of this myself.
Me, and my newfound partner...
Uminogami.

Death of Battler[edit | edit source]

Battler
Aaahhhh, dammit! I can't get out of this one!
???
It seems like it's time for me to finish you off.
Darkiplier
...Huh?
Wait... That guy over there...
Battler
Damnit! Why is that guy just standing here? He should help!
Uminogami
What do we have here? Another one of those pathetic losers who are too weak to fight with us?

"The Unstoppable Force", Darkiplier

Uminogami
Attack him!
Darkiplier
G-GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

"The Powerless Pussy", Battler

Darkiplier
Take a hit!
Battler
Aaahhhh... Hey, don't you dare call me that!
Darkiplier
Why did you come here if you were going to run away from the beginning?! You know what will happen when you face me!
You won't be able to resist my power and die a horrible death in my hands!
Battler
...
I didn't realize that would happen, but now I gotta go.
Kirei
Come on, let's take them both down together!
Uminogami
HAHAHAHAHA! YOU DID IT AGAIN, BATTLER!
YOUR SO CLOSE TO BEING DEAD NOW!
Darkiplier
Are you sure this is the right way? Maybe you could try fighting me alone first?
Then I might not even need to destroy your body after all!
Uminogami
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Battler
UGGGGH! STOP THAT DAMMIT!!
Darkiplier
Sorry, but your life is over now.
Uminogami
That guy... What happened to him?
Kirei
His soul has been taken by "the mastermind".

「Schizophrenia」 Arc[edit | edit source]

Tag from OP to SKope @ ~33:30hs since the start.


Megamind in XFL[edit | edit source]

  1. Megamind
  2. The Rock
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

The Rock Winner

King of Chairs Qualifier: Cuhrayzee[edit | edit source]

  1. Ooishi Kuraudo
  2. Dante
  3. Roger Retinz
  4. Teddy Maxis
  5. Andrew Dobson
  6. Zagreus
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Ladder

Teddy Maxis Winner

SUSPICION[edit | edit source]

Darkiplier
Ah, yes... The final hour is approaching...
The hour where our minds are weakest.
The perfect time to put into action my most diabolical plan yet!
What will become of those poor souls?
Will they be driven insane?
Or perhaps... Will their hearts be filled with suspicion?
...Time to make the first of them drink...
Hostage 1
Please! Don't do this! I have a family! Think about it!
I've worked on many projects in my life! Surely you can find something else I can work on!
ANYTHING ELSE, DAMMIT!
Darkiplier
Sadly for you, that isn't happening.
I've concocted that potion for this very moment.
And now... It's time for you to drink it.
Hostage 1
No... Please...
I'm begging you here! Not...
Darkiplier
It's 3AM.
Hostage 1
AAAAAAHHHHH!
hhostage 1
(commotion) What's happening? Why is everything moving?
Oh... Right... I must be hallucinating because...
Wait... Do I look different to you right now?
Darkiplier
Indeed, you do. In fact, you all do.
My plan has come to fruition. We're starting a new chapter.
Thanks to that Amogus Potion over there... We'll never be the same again.
Goodbye, boring reality. Hello, SUSPICION!

Helicopter vs. Tank[edit | edit source]

  1. Infested Chopper
  2. Lucid
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Last Man Standing

Lucid Winner

Helicopter vs. Mecha[edit | edit source]

  1. Infested Chopper (1)
  2. White Glint (2)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Hell in a Cell
  • 2/3 Falls

White Glint Winner

Fact-checked[edit | edit source]

Teddy
...So this is what he meant when he said I would help him in his quest for truth.
This man, Sandro... He sure knows how to put on a show.
I have never seen such an inspiring speech before!
He truly believes in the ideals of this world...
And he has put so much effort into making everyone believe in those ideas! How did he do it?
It's time to check the facts.
Fact-checking, nowadays, is more important than ever.
Anyone can spread lies and falsehoods online.
Internet
Truth is often subjective and depends upon each individual's experiences and beliefs.
Teddy
Aha! Very funny, Google.
Well, that wasn't very helpful.
Who knew one of the most powerful companies in the world couldn't even solve a simple problem like this?
Nowadays, anyone can publish anything online.
How do we ensure only quality content goes viral?
Fact-checking. Now let's see if this speech by The Fed's Creative Head Sandro is indeed accurate to science and reality!
He says that the wrestlers there make enough money to have a comfortable living in Coolsville, and cover whatever expenses related to work they might have, such as travel and medical issues...
It's true! According to this website,
Internet
Wrestler salaries range from $200,000-$4,500,000 per year.
Teddy
That's quite the difference, but still!
Internet
Top 1% Earners in USA (Annual): $4,500,000+
Teddy
As mentioned before, they get paid per match too, sometimes even multi-match bonuses...
Surely some of them make more than that!
Internet
Would you like to know how your earnings compare? Take our survey!
Teddy
Wait, why are they asking me if I'm a woman or a man?
Internet
Do you identify as a man or a woman?
Teddy
That's pretty transphobic of you Google
But disregarding that, what about the other lies spread by The Fed?
They claim their show is better than AEW's, and that the ratings prove it.
Well, those ratings are fake anyway, but...
Oh! There it is! An article explaining why AEW's numbers are actually higher despite having lower viewership!
Internet
The Mighty Fed defeated! AEW wins!
Teddy
Hahahah, 9GAG really does have good memes sometimes.
But there you go! Fact-checked!

King of Chairs: Gone Mental[edit | edit source]

  1. The King Donte
  2. Agent 47
  3. White Glint
  4. Teddy Maxis
Iconic Match
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Extreme Rules
  • Elimination

Elimination By
White Glint Agent 47
Donte Teddy Maxis
Agent 47
Teddy Maxis Winner

Sentenced[edit | edit source]

Lightiplier
Seems like someone didn't perform well in front of that crowd, heh?
And here I thought I was giving you the opportunity of a lifetime!
Extra
Y-Yes... I'm s-sorry.
Lightiplier
I'm sorry to say, but it seems like you deserve even worse than that!
You see, what I saw was just... Pathetic.
Black Kirei Ace
...Pathetic.
Lightiplier
Pathetic! The way you fought, the way you moved around the ring...
It all reminded me of a little bitch trying to prove he's tough!
And what did we do to those little shits? We put them in choke holds and gave them a good beating until they cried!
That's how pathetic those little fucks were. And yet, you made me feel pity for you!
But don't worry... There's something even worse than death in this world.
The most terrible fate one can suffer. Something so bad, even the afterlife will not provide salvation from it.
Black Kirei Ace
What will his sentence be, my lord?
Lightiplier
To be sent... to THE BACKROOMS!
Extra
N-No! Not that! Please!
Black Kirei Ace
Such is the fate of those who displease our sacred audience, slave.

Schizophrenic[edit | edit source]

  1. Komaeda Nagito
  2. Spazz Maticus
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Submission

Spazz Maticus Winner

「Avrilmania」 Arc[edit | edit source]

Tag from SKope to OP @ ~38hs since the start.


SPECIAL... of the Voices[edit | edit source]

  1. Agent AL (11)
  2. Hayler Ushirowilliams (2)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth
  • Ironman 10'

Agent AL Winner

RE3 Just Released[edit | edit source]

  1. Avril Lavigne
  2. Jill Valentine
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth
  • Hell in a Cell

Avril Lavigne Winner by Sub

What?[edit | edit source]

  1. Who?
  2. Why?
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth
  • Extreme Rules

Who? Winner by Sub

Open Target[edit | edit source]

Darkiplier
Minions, I summon you once again. As always, for business.
This time around... My target is someone who's been a nuisance lately.
???
Is it the man in charge?
Darkiplier
No, no, it's not him.
???
Then it must be one of those competitors...
Darkiplier
Correct!
???
So I should kill one of them?
Darkiplier
Not quite... This one's a bit special.
???
I have to kill TFR's champion?
Darkiplier
Not at all! In fact, you shouldn't go after anyone just yet.
???
...Then what do I do?
Darkiplier
All you have to do is wait... For my next order.
And until then... You can focus on taking out anyone that might get in your way.
???
So it's an open target? I can kill whoever I want?
Darkiplier
Correct!
???
Hah, this job really is easy!
Darkiplier
Just make sure to not get caught. If you do... you'll suffer the consequences.
???
The only thing I'm afraid of is failing you.
Darkiplier
Good good, now go on with your daily activities.

TOP: Team R Shaving[edit | edit source]

  1. Argus the Great / Team Ry.
  2. El Mago / Team Ry.
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Triple-Threat
  • Tables

El Mago Winner

Argus the Great is DEAD

TOP: King of Backstage[edit | edit source]

  1. Nickolas Mann / Team Ca.
  2. Tim Burr / Team Ca.
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Backstage

Nickolas Mann Winner

Tim Burr is DEAD

End of the Tournament Of Power[edit | edit source]

  1. El Mago / Team Ry.
  2. Nickolas Mann / Team Ca.
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Singles

Nickolas Mann Winner by Sub

El Mago is DEAD

Internet Janitor Ch.[edit | edit source]

Janitor
...Hey, there's my audience already!
???
Yeah? What about it?
Janitor
Ah, I was gonna say... That background... It doesn't feel right at all!
Where's the NXT arena? Replace that with the TFR one immediately!
And fix my mic too, it sounds weird!
Oh, and... Who is this guy appearing out of nowhere?
CJ
It's me, your cameraman.
Janitor
Wait, how did you get here? Didn't I lock the doors before going live?
CJ
You didn't close the back door... Well, either way, I came to help you out!
Janitor
Oh no, my internet connection is dying! If I don't have stable internet...
CJ
Don't worry, I got you covered! I brought my hotspot!
Janitor
Oh, thank you so much! Now if only...
CJ
What are you streaming right now? Your facecam isn't working!
Janitor
Ah, yeah, I forgot to swap the cables! Here we go then!
And... We're live! Hey, everyone, it's Janitor again tonight!
So, as you can see, things aren't looking so great for me right now...
Wait, what is this? My viewers decreased by like half?
That must be my paycheck hitting zero! Gotta refresh the page!
Alright, so, last week, in case anyone forgot, I beat up that "Detective", whatever his name is, and took him to the lockerroom. I was planning on giving him a good talk, but instead... He ran away!
Like an idiot, I chased after him, and ended up getting hit by a truck! Or rather, I pushed that truck off before I passed out!
Well, I woke up today, and guess what?
My head feels like it's gonna explode! I think I might have a brain injury.
Also, I found this note underneath my pillow...
Oh, I recognize this font! It's from Memento! The app I use to take notes during my schizophrenic episodes!
CJ
Here, let me scan it for you!
Janitor
Oh, thanks, but I can-
Oh, well, it seems like nothing interesting, just some stuff about my commissioner race bets. I lost by the way, by the way. So embarrassing!
Well, that's all for today, I think I'm gonna need to take a few days off due to my head injuries!

「Light vs. Dark」 Arc[edit | edit source]

Tag from OP to Anne @ ~39:55hs since the start.


Target Sighted[edit | edit source]

Sareth
...Huh? What is this place?
Amogus
... Looks like you're my target
I was sent here by our leader.
Your time is up.
Sareth
Up for what? I don't even know you!
Amogus
Let's just get started.
You seem pretty strong. Let me feel your power.
...
That... Was weak.
Pathetic. You aren't worthy of being called a warrior.
Sareth
Hey! Is it because I'm a rookie or something? Come on now, that's no excuse!
Amogus
It seems like only lowlifes join this company...
I will never understand why they allow such trash to work here.
If it were up to me, those people would be put in the squared circle and forced to fight until only one was left standing.
Only then would I pick one of them to bring back to the hideout.
Those poor souls would get a chance to live a normal life there.
Sareth
H-Hey! Wait a minute! Aren't you supposed to be an ally or something?
Amogus
No.... not anymore
It appears our goals have parted ways.
I used to believe we both wanted peace, but...
From what I've seen recently... Only you seem to care about that.
Our leader has other plans.
Sareth
Yeah right! So what gives? Why are you here instead of him?
Amogus
He had other business to take care of.
More important than killing you, apparently.
Sareth
Oh yeah? Try it
Amogus
....

  1. Ariani Sana
  2. Red Among Us
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Red Among Us Winner

A Good Sleep[edit | edit source]

Jessor
...wtf do we do now?
WHITE
i dont know jessr i frigging fell pray to a damn 12 year old kid!
Jessor
It's okay mister wahte, we can get reedemption
WHITE
it not okay jesser its not goddammit.
my career as chemist is over too jesser it was all dream.
Jessor
mister its okay we can open pizza parlor or something
WHITE
no jesser it wasn't dream at all it was nightmare.
im sorry jesser my mind not on top form right now.
Jessor
its okay mister whatever you need i got your back
WHITE
you say this few month ago jesser and we end up where we are now.
Jessor
mister wahte im sure things gonna get better just wait it
WHITE
how thing like this even happen jesser? How world allow such thing?
Jessor
mister wahte im sure we find answer soon
WHITE
answer i want know jesser why me? Why destiny treat me this way?
Jessor
mister wahte im sure we figure out plan soon
WHITE
plan for what jesser? For living rest of my life in van?
Jessor
mister wahte its no good jesser its no good
WHITE
what you mean jesser?
Jessor
im scared mr whate... im very scared...
WHITE
jesser what you talking? You never scared before.
Jessor
mrfeargrabber i dont know how work properly anymore
WHITE
you what jesser?
Jessor
im very tired mr wahte ... very very tired
WHITE
jesser what you mean?
Jessor
i think i sleep for week mr wahte
WHITE
we still have problem here jesser!
Jessor
problem? Problem solved mr wahte
WHITE
what you mean? Olsen well still alive?
Jessor
mr wahte im sure you remember guy with hammers?
WHITE
guy who break into van? Yeah.
Jessor
him jammer right? Him jammer right mr wahte?
WHITE
what you meaning jesser?
Jessor
i think i dream mr wahte
WHITE
dream? Dream about what?
Jessor
dream about heaven mr wahte
WHITE
heaven? What you mean by that jesser?
Jessor
mr wahte i think i meet god
WHITE
god? You met god jesser?
Jessor
yes mr wahte he very nice man
WHITE
what he say jesser? What he tell you?
Jessor
mr wahte i think i forget
WHITE
forget? You forget what gods said jesser?!
Jessor
mr wahte i think i need sleep
WHITE
sleep? Sleep jesser? Now?
Jessor
yes mr wahte goodnight

Betrayal Caused by Trauma[edit | edit source]

Date
...It's been years, but I still remember that day.
What made you betray us like that?
Was it the fame? The money? The girls?
Bane
DATE!
YOU ARE SHOUTING AT THE WRONG PERSON!
THOSE ARE ALL YOUR FAULTS! NOT MINE!
AND YET, THIS IS WHERE OUR STORY BEGINS...
IT ALL STARTED WITH ONE TRAUMA. ONE SHAME.
THE SHAME OF BEING REJECTED BY AN UGLY GIRL IN THE MIDDLE OF A DANCE FLOOR!
AFTER THAT DAY... MY LIFE JUST NEVER WENT RIGHT
Date
That doesn't give you a excuse to be an asshole!
Bane
...WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M BEHAVING LIKE AN ASSHOLE?
YOU, FOR EXAMPEL, ARE THE EVIL 3% IN THIS COMPANY AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ADMIT IT SO FAR!
AS TOUGH AS YOU MAKE ME LOOK, DEEP DOWN I KNOW MY TRUE COLORS AREN'T PRETTY:
Date
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I just wanted to know why you betrayed us,
Is it really because of some trauma?
You can't just blame your past on everything nowadays; you need to address your problems and fix them
So tell me, what is your real reason?
Bane
THE PAST SHALL NO MORE BE LEFT UNANSWERED AND I SHALL SAY MY TRUTH:
MY TRAUMAS ARE WHATEVER LE FECK
IT IS THE REJECTION BY YOUS THAT DROVE ME MAD AND CAUSED MY PROFESSIONAL CRAPS TO BEGIN:
Date
You're saying this is all my fault?
And you started your "professional crimes" from scratch just because I shook hands with that guy?
How pathetic can you get? Just how long have you been jealous of him?
Bane
ENOUGH

  1. Date Kaname
  2. Bane
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Extreme Rules

Date Kaname Winner

Heroes Meet[edit | edit source]

Minecraft Steve
...
...Huh?
What is this? Where am I?
The world around me was... Very different from what I remembered.
Oh wait... I'm back at TFR
That weapon I got
I don't think it's something they would allow here, though.
Wait a minute... is that Kiryu?
Kiryu
So you're the one who came here for the "quest", huh?
Minecraft Steve
Y-You know about that?
Kiryu
We need help against a dangerous foe currently lurking in this very place.
Minecraft Steve
Sorry, what did you say your name was again?
Kiryu
My name is what it always has been.
Minecraft Steve
Ah, right, The Man, the legend himself.
It's just... I have a really bad headache right now.
And my eyes are kinda sore too.
Kiryu
I see. That must be from all the cosmic radiation you just went through.
As soon as we get rid of the current intruder, you'll feel much better, I guarantee it.
Minecraft Steve
Again, sorry for the trouble. I'll go die in a corner or something.
Or maybe if you have any healing potions laying around... I could trade ya some iron ore for it!
Kiryu
There aren't any left in our supply right now.
Minecraft Steve
Oh... Dammit, do you have any coal or wood or stuff like that instead?
Kiryu
If only we had taken that quest to the Nether or such locations...
Minecraft Steve
Man, that would've been really cool, but alas!
Anything else I can scrape by with?
Kiryu
If only you knew how frustrating it is to be so close to the MSPA universe...
Minecraft Steve
Guy next to you seems pretty excited about something.
Kiryu
I don't know who that is..... Wait a minute is that....?

  1. Kiryu Kazuma & Steve
  2. Red Among Us & Freddy Fazbear
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Tag-Team
  • KO

Elimination By Details
Steve Freddy Fazbear KO
Kiryu Kazuma Red Among Us KO
TEAM Red Among Us Winner

Power Unfathomable[edit | edit source]

Darkiplier
...So, do you guys remember my last big project?
The one where I almost destroyed Wrong and right as we knew it?
That was an amazing show. I still get compliments for it!
Well, as much as I love entertaining you fellows...
There is something even more satisfying.
And this time, I won't be stopping at just one third of the prize!
It's time for me to take it all. All of the Trifecta Titles. All of the Chaos Emeralds. All of the MacGuffins.
Everything. Everything is going into my bag of holding.
Because if there's anything more satisfying than entertaining you boys... It's having an entire lockerroom worth of dimes riding your cock non-stop!
It's thanks to them that I have the strength to go through with such a grand plan!
They inspire me every day! And they make me feel good about myself!
Without them, I wouldn't be able to accomplish so much in my life!
I mean, look at what I did with my degree in Electrical Engineering! Nothing at all! A failure!
But look at how far I've gone with my new career as a spergout streamer!
Millions upon millions of views! Not a single dollar from those videos, though!
If only I could monetize my fans' suffering... Well, you know, TFR might ban me from the arena forever, but the internet is forever!
Sure, I might not be able to touch any of the buttons in the control room anymore... But I can always just use my magic to make the bad guy die!
Hahahahaha! Who needs buttons when you have spells?!
Truly, the power of the dark side knows no bounds!
But enough about me. You see, today isn't about me taking everything away from those two competitors.
No, it's even better than that!
Today, I will finally put an end to both of their journeys. Once and for all.
You see, I didn't want to interfere too much in their matches earlier.
I wanted to give them the opportunity to prove themselves worthy.
But now, it's time to say goodbye to both of them.
Because tonight, they will face each other in a Three-Way Match
And because they are jobbers, they don't stand a chance against the mighty Power! Neither of them will leave this match as they entered it!
One of them will be eliminated, and the other will suffer a 250kg cliffhanger!
Only when they realize the unfairness of such a scenario, and how they were just used by me to further my plans, will they understand...
They will understand... That there is no hope left for either of them.

  1. Rance
  2. Kyle Hyde
  3. Unfathomable Power
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Hell in a Cell
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Rance? Power
Power Winner

can't see shit

The Fire Rises[edit | edit source]

Lightiplier
Tonight's main event is going to be a clash between rival empires! Two of the mightiest warriors around will fight until only one remains standing!
But that isn't all you shall witness tonight...
Backstage, chaos has already begun. The very foundations of this company are about to be shaken.
The peace that once ruled here... It's all about to come crashing down!
Black Kirei Ace
We have taken over here. Everything has started just as we planned.
Lightiplier
Thanks to our loyal disciples spreading havoc among crowds, and those who betrayed their former comrades in order to help us...
Such selfless men! They truly deserve praise!
Black Kirei Ace
And now, we wait for the right moment to reveal ourselves.
When the final countdown begins, and the winner of tonight's tournament is declared.
Lightiplier
My dark self is bound to come for me.
Every masterpiece must contain three colors of the spectrum.
Three tones of the scale. Three dimensions of space.
Just like how the birth of Christ was foretold by the Old Testament...
So shall the birth of Evil Christ come to pass!
Now, my dear followers... Shall we begin?
Black Kirei Ace
Yes, let's start burning this place down!
Anon
...WTF? Why would anyone do this?
sigh Well, I guess when your job pays shit you'll resort to arson just to feel powerful*
>tfw no job
Lightiplier
It has begun.
The fire burns bright, like myself. It rises.
Like the despair on heart of people, who will look for a savior. Someone to end the chaos. To end Darkiplier.
That someone will be me.
Little do they know what their savior has planned, though...

Transformed Saihara is Ambushed[edit | edit source]

Saihara
I'm... Sorry...
This is all my fault.
My... Mind control...
I couldn't stop it... I couldn't prevent it...
It has... Spread throughout t-
Target acquired.
Victim in sight. I must say, they chose well.
This one looks very lonely and helpless.
A perfect target for me.
Their weakness shall be their downfall.
This one...
...Is named Kiryu Kazuma.
I have been informed he is currently off duty.
His lack of vigilance will only make this easier.
He has never been a big fan of groups... Wouldn't think he would start now, either.
With such an isolated location, too... This will be a quick operation.
All I need to do is reach out and grab him...
Target is moving.
Dammit, he's walking away!
How come? Why?
Well, at least I know where the locker room is now.
There should be an easy target over there.
I just hope they don't run away before I get to them.
If so, then...
...I can always go after the next victim.
They won't get away from me.
In fact, they'll beg me to take them in as soon as they see how much fun I'm having.
Those who hide shall be punished.
Just like how I was taught...
Target acquired.
Why is he alone in the hallways at night?
Does he hate his job that much? Or does he enjoy being here by himself?
Either way, I've had enough of his shit.
You're coming with me whether you like it or not!

  1. Animatronic Yo
  2. YongYea, Kaito Masaharu, Big Chungus
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Elimination
  • First-Blood
  • Handicap
  • No-DQ

Elimination By Details
Kaito Masaharu Animatronic Yo blood
YongYea blood
Big Chungus blood
Animatronic Yo Winner

Kaito, Yong and Chungus are DEAD

NXT is Hope[edit | edit source]

Triple H
...
Mark Maximus
...Wasn't I right from the start?
The Regretful One... Always thinking he could do better.
He would put himself through hell just to prove himself, only to fail in the end.
Just like always, he underestimated his opponent and overestimated his own capabilities!
And now, as per usual, he shall pay the price for it.
Kwame Da Kuma
Don't feel too bad, sir.
I think most people here would agree that if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't even have jobs at all right now.
You gave us all opportunities to shine and proved yourself 100% loyal to this company time and again.
So don't worry. You didn't make the wrong choice backstage. It's just... Everyone else did.
Johnny Squishmaiden
Yeah! I mean, what was the other guy even thinking? He had no plan at all!
If not for you, those indie stars would be collecting dust by now. Who knows how much money we'd lose?
You really are the best boss anyone could hope for! I'm glad you picked me, too!
Ricky Cumshotta
Yeah! If not for you, I wouldn't be getting any hotass moms with big tits either!
I mean, who knows where I'd be? Probably still living in my mother's basement, watching porno on my computer while eating cheese out of a bag!
Thanks for making me part of this group. I never thought I'd get so many chances to prove myself before such a crowd!
Boogie Woogie Wu
Yeah! It's about time we boogied them up!
Now about Darkiplier...
Triple H
Darkiplier...
What is he planning now?
Mark Maximus
Mmmmm, I wonder...
Could it be... The Regretful One has finally realized his mistakes and plans to correct them?
Are you preparing something to challenge Darkiplier's rule once and for all!
Kwame Da Kuma
No way...
Ricky Cumshotta
That can't be it, right?
Boogie Woogie Wu
Oh man, you don't think...
Triple H
Do I...
Yes. It seems like I have completely misjudged him.
No way... Was he planning something like THIS the whole time?

An Unlikely Heroine[edit | edit source]

Red
...Hey.
Power
...
Red
I know you're dumb as fuck, so I won't bother with the formalities
That finish doesn't work for me.
Power
...
Red
What were you doing backstage? Causing trouble?
Power
Hmmmm? Sorry, can't hear you! Gahahaha!
Red
Listen, only one girlboss can walk these halls, and it sure as hell ain't you!
So either you shut your mouth and we're going down the friendly route, or...
Power
GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Red
You think you can just do whatever the fuck you want here? Think again!
I'm gonna beat you up, y'know?
Power
THREEEE DAYYYYS AGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Red
Dammit... He really brainwashed you too?
Shame, 2 years ago you had promise, but now...
You've gone completely rotten. It makes me sad to say, but I'll have to take you down the hard way.
Only way to save you from yourself, I guess.
And before the match even starts, I need something from you.
Hand me the mic.
Power
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  1. Red (14)
  2. Power (6)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Ironman 30'

Red Winner

Mustering Determination[edit | edit source]

Triple H
Alright... Think, think, think...
I should've never left that door open...
Now he knows where I live! And work!
How will I ever pay for my sins?
He could strike at any moment now!
And if he does... The guys won't be able to stop him.
Even with all the weapons in the world...
They wouldn't stand a chance against Him.
What have I done? What has become of my plans?
If only I had kept a tighter grip on things...
It's all my fault. All of it.
...But is it too late to fix it?
...
No... It definitely isn't.
I just need to... Do something about it.
...What exactly, though?
Ahh, yes... I know what I must do.
It's time for me to betray them.
Just like I did to Richtofen back then...
Only this time, it'll be even better!
Because I'm smarter than him.
And because... This time, I have an army behind me!
Yep, it's time to stab those guys in the back.
Like father, like son...

NXT Rectifying the Wrongs[edit | edit source]

  1. Darkiplier's Army ― Animatronic Yo, Red Among Us, Freddy Fazbear
  2. NXT ― Kwame Da Kuma, Mark Maximus, Johnny Squishmaiden
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Falls Count Anywhere
  • Tornado-Tag
  • KO

Elimination By Details
Mark Maximus Freddy Fazbear KO
Red Among Us Johnny Squishmaiden
KWame Da Kuma Freddy Fazbear
Johnny Squishmaiden Animatronic Yo
Darkiplier's Army Winner
haitch is currenly riding his tank towards the darkiplier's castle........ their sacrifice.... has allowed yong tell kiryu about amakusa........ amakusa's dark deal with darkiplier....

Culling The Dark Powers[edit | edit source]

Kiryu
...So this is the place...
I've heard a lot about it. The "Sweet Home" of some guy called Amakusa.
The arena where all kinds of weirdos gather...
I came here to put an end to that.
Amakusa
Heh... So you've made your way here, too, Kiryu?
Shame about what happened to your friend Cagist. Don't think he's making out of that one alive.
Kiryu
You swore loyalty to Darkiplier, didn't you?
And that makes all of this acceptable in your eyes?
Amakusa
Darkiplier is a figure far greater than any of those here!
His ambitions transcend anything humanly conceivable.
Kiryu
That just means he wants to rule over everyone and everything! He has no moral compass at all!
What kind of man would cheer on the deaths of other men fighting for their dreams?
Amakusa
You dare speak ill of someone who is above such petty considerations as "moral code"?
Different beings like us can only understand the greatness of our leader from afar!
Kiryu
This is a battle of ideals, then?
Amakusa
It's a battle alright.
But it's not one between good and evil. Not anymore.
It's a battle between those who see the bigger picture, and those who are stuck in the muck.
Only those with open minds can truly understand the ways of our beloved leader.
But enough talk!
Kiryu
So, either I'm right and you're wrong, or we have different definitions of "bigger picture". Either way, it looks like there's nothing left to say.
Time to settle this like real men, then.
Amakusa
Are you willing to challenge my strength? This strength?
Witness the power he has bestowed upon me!
Testify to the glory of our leader!
Kiryu
If you're just going to turn into an announcer guy...
Cocaine bear
ROOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
Kiryu
What the hell?!

  1. Kiryu Kazuma (2)
  2. Cocaine Bear (1)
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Stage: NXT
  • Extreme Rules
  • Hell in a Cell
  • 2/3 Falls

Kiryu Kazuma Winner

To Face the Light[edit | edit source]

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heh so youre the guy i teleported home
im glad to meet you steve