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The totally real third part of Season 8 (Episode 1).

All lore is randomly generated integral for understanding Season 8-

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Business[edit | edit source]

Simp overthrown

Sminem
We're putting TFR out of business for good.
Not only that, but the entire federation has been put in its place.
No one, outside of BCW, is a citicen of this place.
We can't just walk away without fulfilling our potential here.
We need to think long and hard about what we're gonna do about it.
Wright
I see you've really been enjoying your vacations, haven't you?
Well, not only that. I just got myself some really cool new equipment.
Here's the thing, it makes me wanna go to every summer since I came here!
I could go buy myself a Lambo or something...
Sminem
It all makes sense, really. Wouldn't want to miss any of the niec vacations you're planning.
I would definitely think about it... Are there any new ideas you would bring to the table?
Wright
Hmmm... What about an Elimination Chamber? Sounds interesting...
Sminem
It would defintely bring in the same people I've always wanted to attract, wouldn't it?
Wright
Actually, no, it wouldn't. Instead, I'm just gonna go out and hype them up!
I think one day, one of them might even knock me down! Ahahahah!

Mission[edit | edit source]

Power flustered

Central
A change is in the how things are going here.
First and foremost, we don't have space for any more porno mags. Because now, it's all vacant!
Because, come on now. I'm telling you, whoever is in charge of this is on a mission.
It's about time we take a step back.
And maybe, next time, you can join us.
Power
GAHAHAHAHAHA! So you're saying this RAW show has ANYTHING to do with that?
Central
...Moving on, we still have TFR hosting that sacred wrestling promotion again!
They're still giving it a nice push tonight, though.
Maybe you should come prepared for a show-opening match.
Power
Eh, sure, sure... But you better prepare yourself for what awaits you!

  1. Phoenix Wright
  2. Power

Phoenix Wright Winner

Apocalypse[edit | edit source]

Thank you for everything, Battler!

Battler
Man, I can't believe I got arrested after all...
I should have never given this shit to start, but God damn man, did I actually SEE IT coming?
A-Anyway, can you maybe I call your boss for me, hahah...
What is it gonna be like, huh, grandfather?
The world is gonna be...... falling apart, won't it?
Oh, right. Europe. The apocalypse. Everything. Everything.
But... Thanks, really. Really.
I might be considering getting a big promotion soon. That stuff happens.
Kinzo
Battler! Look out!
Battler
Dammit! Get back here! I was planning on getting you arrested, but your breath smells... It smells like...
Kinzo
ughhhh, the problem is my sweat! Fucking!
Battler
J-Just do it already!
Kinzo
Alright, Battler! I'm going to have a lil' chat with my good friend! The Chungus guy is leaving, so let's make a promise to him!
We're gonna have a one-on-one for when he comes back. Whoever wins the match, gets to keep the belt!
Battler
Wait... That guy over there... Yeah, I think he got there before you did...
What do you mean? Why would he fall out of that trunk?!
UUUUUUWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Kinzo
That can't be...
Just... B-Back to myself...

Clown[edit | edit source]

  1. Hisoka
  2. Kasuga Ichiban
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Singles

Hisoka Winner
Count-out Note

Sign[edit | edit source]

Nero doesn't talk to Agent 47

Nero
Agent 47! Hey, is anyone there?
Agent 47
...
Nero
I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?
Dammit, I must keep this up. This will escalate from now on!
I heard someone is missing, and I need to get it spotted!
Agent 47
...
...God, what a faggot.
HEY, DID YOU SEE ME? IT'S USELESS! GET MY FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Nero
...Can't you see I'm being followed?
Wright
Yeah! If we cross paths with one of these guys, we're bound to end up facing them!
And you, and all your loved ones, need to see this sign immediately!
Agent 47
THAT'S it, I'm done for. I'll show them my worth!

  1. Nero
  2. Agent 47
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Singles

📷Gallery
Agent 47 Winner

Space[edit | edit source]

Alliance discovers God's plan

Central
Good night, BCW fans.
First off, we have found ourselves quite the unexpected guests tonight.
As you all know, we couldn't possibly keep the festivities going with all the material we have been handing out lately.
We asked those around you to take a step back and appreciate what we're here to achieve.
So... There's something you can do, right?
Wright. Come with me. Togethe. We can make things change the world.

(Eren enters)

If we all listen to him...
We can make a difference.
All of us, of course. What we haven't been able to do yet... Is what our government has been doing.
That's why... I want you all to be prepared for what is to come.
Eren
You can trust me. This is really, really important stuff.
So...
If everything goes well, then... I'm willing to go.
We can start digging into the horizon ourselves.

(Raiden enters)

Central
As you guys know... We have limited resources. With this mission, everything will be even worse.
Therefore... I have asked you all... If you don't hurry, we might not be able to solve this problem at all.
We might have to abandon this tag team title match, or even be out for a while.
But... Ife we beat you, one of our stars will go into space. The one who deserves it the most.
That's... That's the power that the Coolsville Police currently possesses.
Raiden
Power?!
Central
Well... If we side with the poor guy... Then you're getting screwed!
Eren
I already told you. Power...
There's no going back now! We can't jsut let this happen!
Wait, Eren!
Central
We're going deep into space. This is the only way we can gather more info.
Raiden
Then... Let's go!

  1. Phoenix Wright
  2. Raiden
  3. Central
  4. Zeke Yeager
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Extreme Rules
  • Fatal-4-Way

Elimination By
Raiden Central
Central Winner

Gamble[edit | edit source]

Tatsuya does something

Tatsuya
...T-That wasn't a fucking gunshot...
Kadoya
You monster!
Tatsuya
WAIT! YOU CAN'T ALL BE HURING THIS!
Come on, let's go!
Now now... this way...
Tatsuya! I-I can't die here!
Kadoya
My body... It can't keep alive!

Delta
Life... Can't keep me going...
Ever since the time of our savior, the TFR hero, we've been fighting off conflict.
And because of that, there's something I must ask.
I must take my leave. To save everyone dear to me.
This is my gamble. No matter what happens, no matter what the outcome... No matter what the outcome of my actions...
It's all on my shoulders. It's through faith that I'll be able to turn my fate around.
With the help of my friends, I'll gather the dimes...
Bring your squad here! Your comrades included!
I've come here to tell you, Tatsuya. There's nothing you can do to keep me from fully taking charge.
Even if some of those close to you are being turned away... The one by yourself will be your friend.

  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Papillon
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Singles

Suou Tatsuya Winner

Theatrics[edit | edit source]

Battler has a theory

HUNK
Aaaargh! Did I come here for naught!? This isn't the time, Battler!
This is the modified version of the meeting I had with Rean...
I told you everything. It should be very simple to talk to him in Spanish
No problem, then. What is this meeting gonna be about?
*Groan* Fagender crook* Huff*
Who said 'I want no Ada here'?
Battler
W-What are you on about?! How did you even get through this?!
We were created by those who shared a common objective...
HUNK
I wanted you to fight for an ideal world. You do not understand that?!
...I see. If you allow me to go through with this... Then I guess I have no other choice...
I'll be waiting for you in the ring. Be ready for our match.
Battler
W-What?!
Are you really going to give me a hard time on my groupies?!
HUNK
...Hah. This talk was just playing theatrics.

  1. Ushiromiya Battler
  2. HUNK
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Singles

HUNK Winner

HUNK won with a fucking rollup.

Rules[edit | edit source]

The locker room talk

Walter White
chris_jesser_office.mp3
Jesse
Good to see you still have some rational thinking left in you.
White
jesser you can fucking live with it youdumbass
Jesse
need help at this point jesser its time for therapy
White
wtf what fuck edgy fuckd ass ring you breaking up now hold on a second...
...I didn't notice you were acting weird until now.
Jesse
I'm a wrestling expert and if you're mad about anything its fine. But you should at least be aware of the rules.
Wright
rules? what fuck do you mean? this locker room has rules
Jesse
you dumbass need to learn a lesson white knight is better than those who dick aged mags like us hetuck deep dark morals oatmealand jets tats
White
he's fine you need to learn how to behave around staff and staff will appreciate it
Jesse
if only you had a lovker room with enough attention to detail its own alimony payments so you could pocket more for each month of your life high points
oh so i could padr bet you would be making shitty jokes every week about how much women arent getting that golden rod faggot back
she tickles every gay man over at least twelve years old right now fuck this place needs a few constant reminds
White
...wait whut i am jesser you know nothing about respect
Jesse
this is a coon ed locker room thing jassr we dont need to worry about its not relevant to this match
White
wtf why are you calling this place a coon ed club?
Jesse
its a fucking oatmealand jets place we dont want to deal with edgy fat cunt you name it

Mentality[edit | edit source]

  1. Sareth
  2. Professor Oak
  3. Johnny Knoxville
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • TLC

Johnny Knoxville Winner

Accolade[edit | edit source]

Next up GIGADIMES

Nero
Now that the tag team championships were secured, we must head on to the big match for our club!
Wright
Yes, that's right. That's gonna be our fight to the death, from which we shall extract the /v/ Championship.
Nero
And I would certainly say that if we come out victorious, you're doing just that.
Wright
Then again, weren't many people watching BCW that night? I'm sure they're curious to see what this one looks like!
Nero
Either way, heading to the ring, I must make sure to savor every last dime!
Because as I said, I'm here to make sure you get what you deserve.
Because as soon as you step foot in the squared circle... YOU'll be presented with yet another accolade.

Bloodline[edit | edit source]

Kirei stares at camera for two minutes

Kirei
Oh, so that you are...
The Dark Reunion... A contract killing innocent people.
That I have finally found you... Your true enemy.
Rejoice, boy! You are all going to become members of the Kirei Family!
Because soon, all of this planet's bloodline will be on my hands!
I guess my only option is to follow your dreams instead.
(Roger Retinz enters)
Retinz
You... don't need to lie to me... You're not lying, are you?
Kirei
Rejoice, boy. Your years of hard work will not be without their spent, as you will know.
Their hard work will be rewarded with precious knowledge, which will only be useful if you keep dreaming.
You certainly don't need to lie to me... Because, soon enough... All of this planet's bloodline will be on my hands.

  1. Roger Retinz & Kotomine Kirei
  2. Phoenix Wright & Nero
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Championship: World Tag-Team
  • Tag-Team

Elimination By
Phoenix Wright Kotomine Kirei
Team Kotomine Kirei Winner

Consequences[edit | edit source]

Troubleshooters' base is being turned into a portal?

White
jessr what if they were still alive???
i dont understand it no god dammit them
Jesse
consequences
White
wtf if they survived those, they couldnt go berserk mad like we do here
Jesse
its fine its fine its fine i lost because of whut i got from amd though
White
isn entirely your fault
Jesse
did you die because of something else?
White
jesser how
Jesse
shut up
if its not your fault then its fine i wont hold back

  1. Walter White (2)
  2. Jesse Pinkman (1)
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • 2/3 Falls
  • Tables

📷Gallery
Walter White Winner

Residence[edit | edit source]

Power flustered

(Central becomes old)
Central
As you can see, TFR has come under attack again and again.
(Central becomes young)
It seems like we don't have enough workers to hold it anymore, though. I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
Power
GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I NEED MORE! I NEED HYAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Central
Then maybe you should consider firing TFR's entire management team? Do you really think so?!
Power
GAHAHAHAHA! Of course I would! Isn't that right, urgghhhh???

(Central becomes old)

(*CHOMP*)
Central
Woohooohoo! Wait a minute...
How come everyone else is getting on that current bad end?
Power
'Tis an open challenge! Whoever is facing me now has no other choice!
Whoever I face has no other choice! It's my duty to slay that tyrant as quickly as possible!
(Central becomes young)
Central
Either way, is everyone else gathered here for a further protest?
Power
W-What do y-you mean? We're here to say hi to our savior!
(Central becomes old)
Central
Huh? What do you mean? It's a public place!
Power
H-Huh? Why would you call it a public place?!
It's a... Private residence? I vill have to let it be over here!
(Central becomes young)
Central
Alright, everyone, the place is over here!

  1. Power
  2. Phi
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Championship: ?
  • Tag-Team

Power Winner

Foreigner[edit | edit source]

Central takes ownership

(everything's burning)
Central
...As I was watching over TFR, I figured this was the perfect time to announce it.
We've just gone and made some big moves lately.
We've gotten rid of the likes of the wonderful guys such as Ricardo and Grichka, for example.
We've even got some audiction here, in which you can see some of our most menacing enemies are...
Caught out by a certain foreigner, and just like that? They managed to ruin it enough that it's still around?
You think about it, though? We've got some real talent here. Right, Haruaki?
It's good to know that people like you will always follow your dreams, after all.
You wouldn't expect me to be throwing hands with those old farts.
Besides, we've still got a long way to go until this is all over.
(Yuki Makoto Messiah enters, unaffected by flames unlike Central)
Makoto
...And that's why I ask you this...
Central
YOU? YOU LITTLE RAT CALLED 'DEMON'?!
Let me through!
Makoto
...
Central
Hmpf. Alright, alright. For tonight, take your seats.
(Central becomes old)
A FULL PACK OF MALFUNDS AND A VHS TAPE WILL GO ON MTN ALL NIGHT.

  1. Central
  2. Yuki Makoto
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Extreme Rules

Central Winner

Timewarp[edit | edit source]

Red challenges Agent 48

Agent 48
...Hey, don't sweat it, I'm here to cure you!

(footsteps)

(Red enters)

And here I was thinking... I can kick your ass this timewarp facto!
And I think this next run is for me.

(footsteps)

Red
Me? Why's that?

(footsteps)

You araen't going to fight me. You aren't going to reveal your trump card!
Agent 48
In fact, I'm not even going to bother.
Red
I'm not even going to play the part of a pedo again. This is war.

(footsteps)

Okay, cool! Put the trunk over there!

(footsteps)

Okay, this way!
Agent 48
Fucking slave, what are you doing here?
Red
You're gonna pay for this! Let me put your brains where you can see it!

  1. Red
  2. Agent 48
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Singles

Red Winner

Diary[edit | edit source]

Kojima reveals secret dungeon

Wright
Back in that abandoned arena... That damned room...
There was originally supposed to be a way for Chris to get back in.
Saihara
Huh? But weren't you told about it? That really was a secret entrance?
Wright
I saw what was written there, yes. But there's nothing else I can think of right now.
What could it mean? I need to investigate further.
Saihara
Oh? What if... What if those diary entries I hid there were revealed to be fake, too?
Wright
It makes me even more suspicious. Could it be... That those diary entries were genuine, but hidden?!
Saihara
Don't give me wrong, Wright. I know a damn thing when it comes to that stuff.
And even if we don't come to any conclusions ourselves, I'd bet your friend's life is in the best interests of this place if he wrote those diary entries.
Wright
You could always be right.
I'm just here to check.
Saihara
Right... So, where's that new room?
Wright
Well, apparently it's already finished. Now I just need to look for it, and look for Chris. You don't know where this is, right?
Saihara
Well, I haven't looked for very long at all... But... There's this room...
Wright
Right. What if Chris isn't here? What if he's hiding something, or if there's something we can't find out about?

Pizza[edit | edit source]

Extra grabs the opportunity

Extra
Why did you take such an interest in our company, old man?
As a 'partner' for Guillermo...?
I mean, seriously, you took his place as a personal friend?
That must suck, really.
But no... Now take my position!
Because Guillermo is going to rebrand as 'BOSS'... Right?
Because he... Is going to become the new General Manager!
Because I need him!
Because Red will always be mine!
And Red will always be mine!

(Vergil enters)

This can't be normal...
Vergil
Bonjour. Have you heard about our latest deals?
Zis ganja met his match?
Zis FAKIN PIZZA!
It's time for me to prove my worth as a collector of zis finest products.
Give him a go, Javier. You two are going to work with him on his next rebrand.
I'll get going, but before that, I have something to tell you.
The Japanese Manfeu Blas!
Extra
A-As for me, of course!
No... Do you have any business with the man who just became Prime Minister?
Vergil
...
...
Just shut your damn mouth and get the hell out of our sight
Extra
Huh?
I-I see... A-Anyway, I'm not afraid of nothing, am I?

  1. Extra
  2. Vergil
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Singles

Extra Winner
Count-out Note

Benefactor[edit | edit source]

The final challenge starts

York
Alright, Zach, did you get any good wins?
I mean, my good friend Fred defeated Leo in our match a few weeks ago, but it still didn't bring back my dearest friend's feelings!
And my punishment game plan was just... Screw it. My Plan.
Well, first, let's have a look at my Twitter feed!
Since when has that guy gained any respect?
Has he ever told you about his 'benefactor' or whatever? Lol...
I figured that guy's death is more important than his win. Can't blame him on that one.
So, now that you're here... He received some huge support base...
And considering he's still at large... I couldn't just leave him at home without giving him a fair shot.
Hey, don't be such a wuss! You should've listened before biting his neck!
And look, look where I just got myself into this now!

King[edit | edit source]

Rean becomes King of Tamriel

Kirei
No...
I see... It has finally started...
Rejoice, people of Tamriel. For the first time ever a King has been brought back.
Yes, in a way, too. For once.

(Rean enters)

Rean
Haha...
But it wasn't all about the belts!
Kirei
Rean... It was about time another King would appear...
Rean
...Oh, sorry, sorry, I guess?
But first, I must get ready to defend this office!
From now on... I shall not bow before the Three Kings!
Because even then, I'll become King...
Because I will always be Tsukasa.

  1. Rean Schwarzer
  2. Kotomine Kirei
  3. Spazz Maticus
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Extreme Rules
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Kotomine Kirei Spazz Maticus
Spazz Maticus Winner

Defected[edit | edit source]

Jack finds Ichiban

Ichiban
Where am I...

(Jack enters)

Jack
Seems like you found another convenient place.
That skinny guy I saw on the news...
He was asid to be facing a assassination, but apparently Beatoriche hasn't taken his eyes off of you.
There seems to be some kind of plot going on behind that door...
Jack
Should... Should we...
Wait a second, is it...?
Ichiban
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Okada and Sinbad enter)

(Serge is barely visible)

Okada
Seems like you've got your big match coming up, Kasuga Ichiban
But it is what it is, no matter what.
You shall stay alert, while I take down the threat.
Jack
It seems like Serge has defected.
Should we follow him now?
Ichiban
HAH! I THINK IF WE'RE CLOSER THAN THAT, WE CAN GO!
Sinbad
That doesn't sound like a good plan...

  1. Chris Redfield #4
  2. Francis York Morgan #3
  3. Potemkin #6
  4. Kyle Hyde #5
  5. Kasuga Ichiban #1
  6. Wayne #2
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Elimination Chamber

Elimination By
Chris Redfield Wayne
Francis York Morgan
Kasuga Ichiban
Potemkin Kyle Hyde
Kyle Hyde Wayne
Wayne Winner

New Kings[edit | edit source]

Dlanor vs Darkholme promo

Dlanor
Hello, everyone, I'm glad we made it. This meeting is about to start!
Arthur
What about us, old men?
Ruber
Indeed, we are eager to start this new era of the company!
What is it gonna be called?
Do we have any matches yet?
Arthur
Legend says I can bring even great teams to this place!
Ruber
You aren't just gonna wrestle some hot-headed twink!
You'll entire series rainmaker as you ring up the bell!
Arthur
Ah, Dlanor... Does this mean I'll soon meet my end?
Dlanor
O-Okay... There's no harm in trying now!
Arthur
Starting now... Does that mean I'll join hands with the new kings?
Ruber
...Elves...
Arthur
And Blackquill... How would you rate my new job?
Starting now... Does that mean I'll become the #1 Soccer Hero in this country?
Ruber
Such a dream... HAHAHA!
Alright! I'll see you boys later! Until then, hahaha...
Dlanor
W-Wait... W-When will that be?
Arthur
Hmmm... Remember, Dlanor... My name is...
Noble voice
Bonjour.
This realm surely deserves careful thought from those that rule it.

Friend[edit | edit source]

Pegasus and Jack refuse an air-conditioned ride

Pegasus
I still don't know what I did to him...
But it's all in the name of guiding my dearest friend to his best friend...
I can't let him stay here any longer... I must do it.

(Central and Pegasus outside)
Central
So, does this place suit you?
Pegasus
Yeah, I heard people say I couldn't live up to my name.
Still, II can't let anyone get to me. Especially not by myself.
Central
Such is the way life is supposed to work.
I decided to split up... And look for others in a similar way.
I have a feeling we'll be seeing them soon enough.

(Central leaves)

Pegasus
Then, let's go!

(Coolsville Mountain Pass carshop)
Tatsuya
...It seems like we have an opening.
Hm? Is that the knight you talked about?
Pegasus
...
He's my knight. Ever since we got out of the Troubleshooters... I've wanted to follow his example.
Even after failing in our initial mission... I owe him my all.
I even gave him the chance to join our ranks on Day One.
Tatsuya
That's not the way life works, isn't it?
...But...
Pegasus
After our first meeting... He was already our first leader.
Even if we weren't really his friends...
He would always follow my example. Always.
And that's exactly why I'm giving him the change to join us.
He'll become my knight after all. I can't let him stay here anyone longer.
Besides... We need to find everyone wlse who might be in the city.
I heard there are people gathering to celebrate the new BCW champion's 15th birthday.
Are you sure about that, Erwin?
You haven't heard about any nasty surprises happening around here...
Ew... Maybe you should take your vacations. I haven't been quite sure how long I've been out here...
Besides... Are you sure that there's any plans with Seth, the one controlling the recordings?
He's been bothering me all night, trying to push me away from what I want,
And all he's done has gotten me violent and disrespectful to him. Even saying that 'Roman Reigns' and whatever his name is!
That's not healthy, you know?
And that's why I've made my decision to stay at home. Doing what I love. Doing what I love.
Because... Because... Because...
There's only one way to get me out of here.

  1. Roman Reigns
    • Support: Usos
  2. Maximillion Pegasus
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Singles

Maximillion Pegasus Winner

Romhack[edit | edit source]

THE FINAL ROMHACK GAIDEN IS HERE!

>Spectacular new maps!

>No zero-dimes twinks, only main eventers like Chris!

>All new cast of units!

>Kino new story!

>ENTERS to die for!

>Wild new challenges!

>Over 20+ new maps!

>Over 20+ new units!

>Dimes!

Due to some romhacking fuckery you need to use the included save file, the rom is pre-patched so just drop both the rom and save into your emulator's rom folder.

Goodnight[edit | edit source]

Pre-credits scene

(Mid Show with Wright's beanie appears)
Wright
Hey, talkin' Kyle. About your training partner, he doesn't have any wrestling skills at all!
Hey, Kyle, the chair is all brand new. It's been a while since we talked about it...
Well, you should check it out, buddy! Seriously, look at that big badge on that guy's face!
I got it, though, not that big, huh?
It's Drake, you know.
I don't even know him! I've been training with such an illustrious guy since...
A-At The Top Of The Ten
Yeah, I get it. Especially when you ask me about it right now!
Pegasus
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Glad to see I can finish it.
(footsteps)
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That's the guy! He needs to see me do something!
Hey, I know someone who can help with that!
(footsteps)
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He needs to see you step up!
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Goodnight, Kyle!
Pegasus
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Wright
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Suit[edit | edit source]

Leon and Fred talk about computers

Fred
...Huh?
What was that all about?
Leon
Oh yeah? And what would that be if I became a professional cheater?!
Fred
You'd beat me up pretty easily, you know?!
Leon
What kind of cheater would I be if I went through with your sister's murder?
Fred
...Wait... Yeah... Hypothetically speaking, you're right...
You wouldn't be the #1 Contender if it came to that.
Leon
That's right. My suit wouldn't be anything more than a pack of mystery belts.
And neither would my hat. I can't believe you would...
...I'm not joking.
Fred
Enough talk. This ends now!

  1. Leon S. Kennedy
  2. Perc Jones
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Singles

Leon S. Kennedy Winner
Count-out Note

Federation[edit | edit source]

Ooishi finds a letter

Date
Ooishi, I've got quite the interesting letter here.
It involves the world domination of Coolsville, China.
And it has a few words of advice for your younger self...
Why not just start a side business? Why not just start a wrestling federation?
Raiden
Ooishi... Are you ready to do that?
Date
Y-Yeah, actually... Actually... Uh... You're dead already?
I mean, in case you haven't realized... Actually, I just got... Uhhh, I mean, seriously, have I changed my plans?
I was looking forward to this match. Pretty good, compared to KaibaCorp, b-but...
Raiden
W-Wait... Isn't that supposed to be an A+ match, b-but...
Date
MAKE LIKE A PIECE OF BURNT MACARONI AND TURN IT OFF!
Ooishi
Nfu-fu-fu... W-What do you mean?
Raiden
You can turn it off! I'm a good wrestler. I'm a good writer!
Ooishi
But, hmmm... Y-Yes, actually... Uhhh... Yeah, sure...
Date
Y-Yes, actually! H-HOW COULD YOU ACCEPT THAT?
I HAVE A PLAN! A WRESTLING DEAL FROM MY BOY ASSOCIATE!
AND I'M BUYING MATERIALS FROM IT! OR IN OTHER WORDS, UM, MAYBE-
Ooishi
Date, stop interru-
Date
...Uhhhh, fine. Sounds interesting.
So, you're gonna start a side business... S-Starting from scratch.
Raiden
Actually, I started it myself, yeah, but I think the main event should be a triple threat match. Better keep those muscles in check.

  1. Raiden
  2. Ooishi Kuraudo
  3. Date Kaname
Iconic Match
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2K23
  • Referee: Saihara Shuichi
  • Extreme Rules
  • Triple-Threat

Elimination By
Raiden Ooishi Kuraudo
Ooishi Kuraudo Winner

Rich[edit | edit source]

The Professional

Battler
Hey!
Agent 47
H-H-HAY? N-N-NOO, GET OUT!
SAY YOU'RE GAY FOR MAXERINO. SAY IT. SAY ITTTT.
Battler
W-What?! W-W-What is going on?! Who are you??!
Agent 47
I am the professional, the best goddamn hitman to ever walk the Earth. Don't make me shoot you
Battler
W-Why are you acting so aggressively?! What do you want from me!? ID you were here to kill me then you could've just shot me! I... I want to get the hell out of here!
Don't shoot! I'll tell you whatever you want! W-What do you need to know.. Please just don't shoot me! P... Please..
Agent 47
Oh now you'll die.
SAY THAT YOU LOVE MAXERINO. SAY ITTTTTTTT.
Battler
I... I love Maxerino! Please... Please just let me go! I'll do whatever you want, just please dont-
Agent 47
A-HAHAHAA. HECKIN' MAXERINO LOVER.
Battler
Y-Y..Yes! Yes I love Maxerino! So please, let me go. I don't wanna know what you're gonna make me do please! Don't make me suffer
Agent 47
WHAT?! YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU DO?!?!
Oh boy, you're in for a big surprise. First, I'll make you confess that you love Maxerino. Second, you'll say that Battler is GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Battler
I LOVE MAXERINO SO MUCH! I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART, MORE THAN EVERYONE, MORE THA EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!
BATTLER!? BATTLER IS WHAT?!?!
Agent 47
Oh boy. Battler is GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Now say that Maxerino is the best person in the world.
Battler
MAXERINO IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! HE IS MORE THAN EVERYONE IN THE WORLD! HE IS PERFECT! NO ONE MORE PERFECT THAN HIM!!!
Agent 47
OH YES! OH YES! THAT'S THE SPIRIT! NOW, SAY THAT YOU HATE BATTLER.
Battler
BATTLER IS THE WORST! HE IS EVIL AND MUST BE STOPPED! I HATE BATTLER! I HATE BATTLER! I HATE BATTLER!
Agent 47
YOU HATE BATTLER! NOW SAY THE GAMER WORD.
Battler
THE GAMER WORD?! THE GAMER WORD! THE GAMER WORD?!?!?
I... I can't! You can shoot me if you want.. But I can't say that slur!
Agent 47
What's the matter? You scared? You won't say it? I'll shoot you if you don't.
Battler
I'm not scared... I'm brave! That's right! I'll do it even if you kill me!
NIGGER!!!!
I.. I did it.. NIGGER!!!!
Agent 47
OH YEAH, YOU DID IT.
THAT'S THE SPIRIT. NOW SAY THAT THIS WAS FUN.
Battler
This.... This... T-This was fun...
Agent 47
OH YES IT WAS. NOW SAY THAT I AM THE PROFESSIONAL.
Battler
You are.... You are the Professional... Y-You are the best... The best Hitman... T-Thank you..
Agent 47
No problem, Battlere. Now, say that Battler is gay.
Battler
Battler is... Battler is... Battler is... GAY!!! I said it..
Agent 47
You said it! Say it again.
Battler
Battler is gay... Battler is gay... Battler is extremely gay...
Agent 47
That's right. Say it a bit louder
Battler
BATTLER IS VERY GAY! BATTLER IS EXTREMELY GAY! BATTLER IS EXTREMELY GAY!!
Agent 47
I can't quite hear you, Battler. Louder!
Battler
BATTLER IS EXTREMELY GAY!!! BATTLER IS EXTREMELY GAY!!! I AM NOT GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF AGAIN!
Agent 47
Now say that I'm the best hitman ever.
Battler
Y-You are the best hitman ever... You're the best, ever... T-The absolute best....
Agent 47
YES, THATS RIGHT. NOW SAY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET ME.
Battler
I will.... I will never forget you... I'll always remember that you were the Professional Hitman, the very best in the world... I.... I won't forget you...
Agent 47
Now say that the only way to atone is to pay me the grand price of i million USD.
Battler
...P-Pay.... Pay you a million dollars.... Is that the only... Only way to atone?
Agent 47
Oh yes yes! The only way to atone. Say it.
Battler
I will pay... I will pay you one million dollars.... I will....... I will pay you....... ONE MILLION DOLLARS.....
Agent 47
YES! YES YES YES YEESSSS!!!

(Agent 47 leaves)

I'm rich.
Battler
.......Dammit!!!

(A week later)

Battler receives a package in the mail

Inside the package is a blue envelope and 3 CDs

The envelope and CDs has a hand-written address on them
To: Battler
From: The Professional
Battler
What is this?
Dear Battler,

You are gay. I have recorded your confession
and sent many copies around the internet,
making your gayness publiv forever.

I know that you would never pay me, since you'd
never have that much money. So, I thought that
a better solution would be this. I recorded
your confessions, and sent many copies of it.
You're lucky that I don't make this stuff public.

P.S. Love you <3.

- The Professional Hitman
Battler
What.... What hte hell?!
What is this, what have I done?
Everyone... Everyone on the internet will know that I'm gay!?
What will I do?!?!?!?!
There is nothing you can do. You're stuck with

This knowledge forever. No turning back now.

- The Professional Hitman
Battler
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!