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Randomized Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Maximillion Pegasus
  2. Eren Yeager
  • NON-CANON
  • Singles

Eren Yeager Winner

Ugly Cracker[edit | edit source]

  1. Apollo Justice
  2. Raiden
  3. Saihasriel
  • NON-CANON
  • Triple-Threat

Wrestler Elimination
Saihasriel Raiden
Saihasriel Winner

When Simps Clash[edit | edit source]

  1. Suou BrothersSuou Katsuya & Suou Tatsuya
  2. Yellow FeverLeon S. Kennedy & Kasai Tatsuyoshi
  • NON-CANON
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination
Suou Tatsuya Kasai Tatsuyoshi
Suou Tatsuya & Suou Katsuya Winner

Arikado Promo Jobs To roar[edit | edit source]

Arikado Genya
No disrespect, but let's dial things down out there. We've got some business that needs to be attended to! I'm here because there seems to be some question as to whether or not I'm the best. So, maybe it's time to prove it!
I've been hearing a lot of rumors recently, and, frankly, I'm getting real tired of being someone's excuse for why things aren't going their way.
How does this sound, WWE Universe? Me and bear, right here live in front of all of you tonight. Does that not sound like a good time?! Does that not sound like something you want to see?!
bear
Silence! I said silence! You all should know better when an intellectually, athletically, and charismatically superior enters your prescence. Especially you! You and I need to have a discussion because there's something I've been meaning to say to you for a long time.
Arikado Genya
I appreciate your desire to talk with me, but clearly you don't understand the role you're digging yourself into. My patience is limited, especially when someone like you comes out here and interrupts me. Get to your point and get to it fast, or else I'll make you second guess having come out here.
bear
You wonder why you get looked over? Cause you're just not good enough. That's the theme of your life, too, huh? You never made the team, you never got invited to the parties, you simply couldn't "make it". And now you're looking to point fingers.
Arikado Genya
Trust me, I've been invited to more parties and made more teams than a loser like you could ever imagine. I was the coolest kid on the block then, I'm the toughest S.O.B. now. It's always come easy for me. That's why the fingers are always being pointed AT ME. Because I'm the most desirable person you'll ever lay eyes on.
bear
I've been fighting for a long time, but it's time for me to finally make my mark on the WWE, and I'm going to do it using you as an instrument. I want to beat you so badly that other superstars will fear getting in my way. They won't even want to look me in the eyes.
Arikado Genya
We can talk in circles all night. I'm sure you'd prefer that. Me? I don't like to talk. I like to bash skulls in. So why don't you give ol' papa what he wants, and we'll waltz. Or, what, you want to run? Because I'll find you. I always do.
bear
You're a real clean-cut guy, aren't you? Always doing what you're told. I bet you even help little old ladies across the street! Well, in WWE being a follower will only get you so far before it gets you hurt. And, you know who'll be the one doing the hurting? Me!
Arikado Genya
You're pretty hot to challenge me, dude. It's like you have a fever for battle. Well, if combat is the medicine you need, the doctor is in!
bear
There's nothing you can do to stop what's coming! You've made a dangerous enemy, and I can promise you that you're going to pay for everything you've said. No one humiliates me and gets away with it!

(bear won the promo)


  1. bear
  2. Arikado Genya
  • NON-CANON
  • Singles

Arikado Genya Winner

The powerlevel of promojobbed Arikado... it was enough to be the very first to defeat bear...

Pegasus Summons Himself In[edit | edit source]

  1. Chris Redfield
  2. Stork Maximillion Pegasus
  • NON-CANON
  • Singles

📷Gallery
No Contest Winner

Pegasus took out Stork and dragged his barely conscious body as he entered, injecting himself against Chris, and somehow winning despite the match being called off and him being knocked out...

Cheating Twinkery (And Pegadimes)[edit | edit source]

  1. Saihara Shuichi
  2. Nero
  • NON-CANON
  • Singles

Nero Saihara?? Winner

After the match somehow Saihara won, and Pegasus appeared for no reason to beat him up. Thank You Pegagod.

The Ugly Nigger Event (Featuring Pegachad)[edit | edit source]

  1. Saihara Shuichi
  2. Sinbad
  • NON-CANON
  • Singles

Singod Winner

Pegagod came out just to show his belt to Saihara, mogged...

ROYAL RUMBLE[edit | edit source]

POLL RESULT RUMBLE

The top 30 will come out from bottom to top.

  1. 〈27th〉Regigigas
  2. 〈27th〉Stork
  3. 〈27th〉Red
  4. 〈27th〉Kaidou Shun
  5. 〈26th〉Haze Stratos
  6. 〈25th〉Kotomine Kirei
  7. 〈24th〉Zagreus
  8. 〈23rd〉Steven Sonozaki
  9. 〈20th〉Lawyer 47
  10. 〈20th〉Extra
  11. 〈20th〉Robo-Battler
  12. 〈19th〉Suou Tatsuya
  13. 〈18th〉Rance
  14. 〈17th〉Red Light Color
  15. 〈16th〉Narushima Koga
  16. 〈15th〉No One
  17. 〈13th〉HUNK
  18. 〈13th〉Maximillion Pegasus
  19. 〈11th〉Leon S. Kennedy
  20. 〈11th〉Potemkin
  21. 〈10th〉Fred Jones
  22. 〈09th〉Chris Redfield
  23. 〈08th〉Power
  24. 〈07th〉Kiryu Kazuma
  25. 〈06th〉Jack Garland
  26. 〈05th〉Gregory Edgeworth
  27. 〈04th〉Kasuga Ichiban
  28. 〈03rd〉Phoenix Wright
  29. 〈02nd〉Sinbad
  30. 〈01st〉Ushiromiya Battler
  • NON-CANON
  • Royal Rumble

Wrestler Elimination @
Regigigas Stork 02
Red Regigigas 06
Crash Winner
  • NON-CANON
  • Royal Rumble

Wrestler Elimination @
Stork Haze Stratos 05
Kaidou Shun Stork 06
Zagreus Kotomine Kirei
Red 09
Agent 47 Steven Sonozaki 10
Regigigas Agent 47 11
Zagreus Extra
Kaidou Shun Robo-Battler 13
Suou Tatsuya Kaidou Shun
Red Light Color Regigigas 14
Zagreus Rance 15
Suou Tatsuya Narushima Koga 16
HUNK Suou Tatsuya 17
Zagreus 18
Red Light Color 19
Potemkin Leon Kennedy 21
HUNK Chris Redfield 23
Power Kiryu Kazuma 25
HUNK No One
Maximillion Pegasus Fred Jones
Potemkin HUNK
Power Jack Garland
Maximillion Pegasus Potemkin 26
Gregory Edgeworth Maximillion Pegasus
Power Phoenix Wright 29
Ushiromiya Battler Sinbad 30
Power
Kasuga Ichiban
Gregory Edgeworth
Ushiromiya Battler Winner

Top 3 vs. Powerful Foes[edit | edit source]

  1. Ushiromiya Battler, Phoenix Wright, Sinbad
  2. My MovieGreenlight, Blue, Red Light Color
  • NON-CANON
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Ushiromiya Battler Blue
Red Light Colo Ushiromiya Battler Count-Out
Phoenix Wright Greenlight
Sinbad Red Light Color
Team Sinbad Winner

BEAT THE CLOCK: For #1 Contender[edit | edit source]

Fastest match becomes #1 contender for Battler's /v/ World Title, jobbers go into 6-man for the KoJ contendership instead.

Beat The Methé

  1. Fatlus
  2. Jesse Pinkman
  • Beat The Clock
  • Contendership: /v/ World Championship

Jesse Pinkman Winner
02:16 Time

2nd Fastest

Beat The Gas[edit | edit source]

  1. The Brawler
  2. Mishina Eikichi
  • Beat The Clock
  • Contendership: /v/ World Championship

The Brawler Winner
04:02 Time

5th Fastest

Beat The Oppai[edit | edit source]

  1. Francis York Morgan
  2. Parco Folgore
  • Beat The Clock
  • Contendership: /v/ World Championship

Francis York Morgan Winner
03:00 Time

3rd Fastest

Beat The Boss[edit | edit source]

  1. Store Manager
  2. Terry Hintz
  • Beat The Clock
  • Contendership: /v/ World Championship

Store Manager Winner
03:20 Time

4th Fastest

Beat The Rock[edit | edit source]

  1. The Architect
  2. Phosphophyllite
  • Beat The Clock
  • Contendership: /v/ World Championship

Phosphophyllite Winner
04:21 Time

6th Fastest

Beat The Bite[edit | edit source]

  1. Laius Thorden
  2. Jacopo Bearzatti
  • Beat The Clock
  • Contendership: /v/ World Championship

Jacopo Bearzatti Winner
04:36 Time

Last!

Beat The Chaos (Chaos)[edit | edit source]

  1. Lucid
  2. Jevil
  • Beat The Clock
  • Contendership: /v/ World Championship

Lucid Winner
01:16 Time

#1 Fastest! Lucid becomes #1 Contender to the /v/ World Title

BEAT THE CLOCK: Jobber's Chamber[edit | edit source]

  1. #5 Francis York Morgan
  2. #4 Jesse Pinkman
  3. #3 Phosphophyllite
  4. #6 Jacopo Bearzatti
  5. #1 The Brawler
  6. #2 Store Manager
  • Elimination Chamber
  • Contendership: Literal Jobber Championship

Wrestler Elimination
The Brawler Store Manager
Phosphophyllite The Brawler
Francis York Morgan
Jacopo Bearzatti
Jesse Pinkman Phosphophyllite
Jesse Pinkman Winner

Womemedimes[edit | edit source]

  1. Power
  2. Red
  • NON-CANON
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Red Winner

The Main Event Contender[edit | edit source]

  1. Johnny Knoxville
  2. Leo Shishigami
  3. Sam Stone
  4. Uchiyamada Hiroshi
  5. Saten
  • Contendership: Main Event Title
  • 5-way

Wrestler Elimination
Sam Stone Uchiyamada Hiroshi
Sam Stone Winner