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Opening[edit | edit source]

  1. Ooishi Kuraudo
  2. Johnny Knoxville
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Singles

Ooishi Kuraudo Winner

real mayro vsus faek mayro?[edit | edit source]

Mario
damn what a great year this has been
i cant believe they already confirmed hit move mario (2022) sequel
im sure excited to continue my performance as this beloved character!
Mario
its-a the end for you imposter!!
Mario (2022)
what the fuck its Mario mario how??? i thought you were dead
Mario
hehe its-a long story

Mario
here we gooo whoppie
bing bing wahoo!!!

(EL HONGO enters and crashes into mario)

...mamma mia!

(1-UP)


Mario (2022)
so you found a 1up... no...
Mario
i'm afraid-a we're gonna have-a ta settle this
Mario (2022)
heh you leave me no choice...
i guess the winner will get to be the main star in Mario 2...
Mario
okie dokie!

  1. Mario Mario
  2. Mario (2022)
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Singles

Mario Mario Winner

zagreuss gets chalenge from amerika[edit | edit source]

NXT Interviewer
Please welcome, once again, Zagreus.
Zagreus
now you saw what i did out there last time...
it just wasnt faireth you know? how is that guy even allowed to wrestleth
hes like over 6ft what the fucketh???
i would've gottenth the winneth...
if only this placeth had any respecth for their talent
Chris
this isn't appropriate behavior for a wrestler you know?
you could be good but you lack something... i can't figure out what...
but i'll do you a favor...
i'll get you a new opponent, a young soldier just like you...
i've considered getting him in my squad, even hes true warrior of america
but he can teach you a thing or two... maybe you'll get a clue then...
Zagreus
i will faceth any challenge bring it on!!!
Chris
that's the spirit!
when even a thumbnail mogs you, then all that's left if proving yourself in the ring!

  1. Zagreus
  2. George Jackman
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Extreme Rules

📷Gallery
George Jackman (submission) Winner

fo' kang o' joggers[edit | edit source]

  1. #? Jacopo Bearzatti
  2. #? Adol Christin
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Elimination Chamber

📷Gallery
Crashed

Adol bumped into the screen and crashed the game


  1. #3 Richtofen
  2. #4 Haze Stratos
  3. #6 Kaidou Shun
  4. #5 Jacopo Bearzatti
  5. #1 Adol Christin
  6. #2 Maebara Keiichi
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Contendership: Literal Jobbers Title
  • Elimination Chamber

Wrestler Elimination
Jacopo Bearzatti Haze Stratos
Adol Christin
Kaidou Shun Richtofen
Jacopo Bearzatti Maebara Keiichi
Kaidou Shun
Jacopo Bearzatti Winner

K1 sawdusted himself and then Adol cancelled his finisher with his BAMPU SHISTEMU

zzz[edit | edit source]

  1. Power
  2. Kamikura Waka
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Singles

Kamikura Waka Winner

juuzamania[edit | edit source]

Amakusa
finally i'll be able to have a proper birthday party...
you're all welcome to join me and enjoy the night...
this broadcast will now be a live feed of Juuza Amakusa's birthday
who cares about wrestling anyways that shit is antidimes
im pretty sure at least half the crowd left during last match
but juuzamania? yep that will bring viewers in!
i'm sure no one will interrupt me and ruin this haha...
Perc
FREE THE NIPPLE MAN
Amakusa
...what do you want?
Perc
YO REMEMBER WHEN POWER HAD HER TITTY OUT???
Amakusa
please go away i don't remember inviting you
Perc
WHERE DID YOU PUT MY BEAN MAN???
Amakusa
what fucking bean all we have is cake and good music
Perc
I DONT TRUST NOBODY 'LESS THEY GOT SOME MELANINE
WHERE DA BEAN AT???
Amakusa
alright buddy you better leave before i have to kick you out myself
Perc
...
I MUST MOONSAULT

(moonsaults)


  1. Amakusa Juuza
  2. Perc Jones
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Singles

Perc Jones Winner

ROYAL RUMBLE[edit | edit source]

  1. Third Carlos
  2. Lucid
  3. Haze Stratos
  4. Jayden
  5. HUNK
  6. Vergil
  7. Komaeda Nagito
  8. Senator Armstrong
  9. Kaidou Shun
  10. Central
  11. Apollo Justice
  12. Nero
  13. Jacket
  14. Van Darkholme
  15. Albert Wesker
  16. Sinbad
  17. Johnny Gat
  18. Bolo Reynolds
  19. Kyle Hyde
  20. Ooishi Kuraudo
  21. Francis York Morgan
  22. George Jackman
  23. Majima Goro
  24. Narushima Koga
  25. Yuki Makoto
  26. Aniki
  27. Perc Jones
  28. Joshua Graham
  29. Extra
  30. Sakakura Juzo
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Contendership: World /v/ Title
  • Royal Rumble

Wrestler Elimination @ Details
Jayden Third Carlos 04
Haze Stratos Jayden 06
Komaeda Nagito Lucid 07
HUNK Haze Stratos 08
Kaidou Shun Komaeda Nagito 10
Vergil 11
Central Kaidou Shun 13
HUNK Jacket 15
Nero Central
Albert Wesker HUNK
Senator Armstrong Nero 16
Sinbad 19 Same time
Johnny Gat Van Darkholme
Kyle Hyde 20
Ooishi Kuraudo 22
George Jackman Bolo Reynolds
Senator Armstrong Francis York Morgan 23
Albert Wesker 24
George Jackman 25
Apollo Justice Narushima Koga 26
Johnny Gat Majima Goro 27
Aniki Apollo Justice
Johnny Gat Senator Armstrong 29
Yuki Makoto 30
Perc Jones Johnny Gat
Aniki
Joshua Graham Extra
Sakakura Juzo Joshua Graham
Perc Jones Sakakura Juzo
Perc Jones Winner

TFR Match in 3000 BC[edit | edit source]

relttab


  1. Ugrugmiya Uggler
  2. Agent 47000000 BC
  • NON-CANON?
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Stage: Ring of the First Fire, the First Ring of Human History
  • Singles

Ugrugmiya Uggler Winner
📷Gallery

fuck you[edit | edit source]

  1. The Sons of Sperdo
  2. Arkantos & Gladiatar
  3. The Coomer Gang - Date Kaname & Raiden
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Contendership: Undisputed Tag-Team Title
  • Tornado-Tag
  • TLC

Team Donte Winner

still evil[edit | edit source]

Kirei
heh... i might've missed it last time but this time i'll redeem the card
i couldn't get rakesh's... but pegasus isn't around now...
i know where he keeps his own stash
wait what is this... "erwin smith photoshoot"...
whatever wheres it... the card... focus on the card...

(draws Bevi sealed on a YGO card)

there it is! its over my plan cant be stopped now
Pegasus
hello kirei boy long time no see
Kirei
uh oh i dindu
Pegasus
yeah i saw you
Kirei
damn
Pegasus
why
Kirei
im evil
Pegasus
oh
so where did you put it?
Kirei
heheh its right here!
Pegasus
no
Kirei
what

(Bevi escapes)

Bevi
heh... unlucky boys thanks for getting me out!
Kirei
no... my evil plan... its ruined and its all your fault pegachud
Pegasus
not really
Kirei
theres no other choice... we must fight for the 12th time.........
Pegasus
alright its booked... i go over ok?

  1. Kotomine Kirei
  2. Maximillion Pegasus
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Backstage-Brawl

Maximillion Pegasus Winner

Literal Jobber Championship: rape funny[edit | edit source]

  1. Rance
  2. Champion Mario
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Championship: Literal Jobbers Title
  • Singles

Mario (submission) Winner

slap @ oscars[edit | edit source]

Agent 47
thank you everyone im sure its a great honor for you all to be present tonight
when i receive the award of greatest performer for my role in "TFR Drama CD 1"
i would like to thank my partner the heckin maxino the maxy paynerino
without him only some of this would be possible... well probably most of it tbh
anyway at this moment i would like to quote a speech i heard once:
"I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof. I'm a poofter. I'm a ponce.
I'm a bum-boy, batty-boy, backside-artist bugger. I'm bent.
I AM that arse bandit, I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-assed, fudge-packin', shit-stabbin'
uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant. I dance at the other end of the ballroom.
I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and am fucked. I suck and am sucked.
I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life."
Those words, of course, said by none other than Battler Ushiromiya.
what a filthy faggot amiright
Saihara
YO

(Saihara walks up to 47 and slaps him, but 47 sends him flying with a stronger slap)

Agent 47
looks like it's time for the analers
to get annihilated

  1. Agent 47
  2. Saihara Shuichi
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Stage: The Oscars
  • Singles

Agent 47 Winner

Kevin Owens distracted Saihara because he hates homos.

bumperino[edit | edit source]

  1. Johnny Knoxville
  2. Gregory Edgeworth
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Last Man Standing

Johnny Knoxville Winner

The Miz distracted Greg, but then later also distracted Johnny? complex

were are my sells[edit | edit source]

Jack
no... those review scores... this must be the work of Chaos!
my game was supposed to sell one trillion copies...
Gene
don't worry jack i've got your back... those reviewers don't know what's a good game...
Hassan
cope
today i release true masterpiece silent hills
would you try to guess score?
Gene
50 or something?
Hassan
yeah...
Gene
that's rough...
Hassan
lmao of course not retard its 100 get rused
Gene
what?? how??
Hassan
git gud maybe with time you'll become tall handsome gentleman too
Gene
alright jack that's it, let's teach this guy not to mess with us!
Jack
he must be in cahoots with Chaos too!
Hassan
oh so thats how it is? alright i guess its only fair i bring a tag partner then
Gene
bring it on! who is it?!
Hassan
someone from a good game unlike you two
he's coming right over... there do you see him?
Gene
:O

jackbros genebros how is this happeneing fuk u hassn


  1. Jack Garland & Gene
  2. Hassan & Imagine Party Babyz
  • NON-CANON
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Hassan Hassan Self-DQ: Hassan stayed too long in the ring while IPB was the legal man. (This never happened before lmao)
Jack Garland & Gene Winner

World /v/ Championship: perked up[edit | edit source]

  1. Perc Jones
  2. Champion Kasuga Ichiban
  • Game: WWE 2k22
  • Championship: World /v/ Title
  • Singles

Kasuga Ichiban (submission) Winner

Rean showed up with the MITB but left without using it, distracting Ichiban.

ANNOUNCEMENT[edit | edit source]

ANNOUNCEMENT THE SECOND[edit | edit source]

ANNOUNCEMENT FINAL RUMBLE[edit | edit source]

TFR PACHINKO IS NOW OUT (trailer out later)