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The Umbrella Brothers[edit | edit source]

  1. HUNK
  3. Ghost
  • Triple-Threat
  • Elimination

Wrestler Elimination
Ghost Winner

Life-Sized Toy Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Zagreus
  2. Adam Cole
  • Stage: Toyland
  • Singles

Adam Cole Winner

Match took place in some zoomers' room.

Aniki...[edit | edit source]

  1. Kiryu Kazuma
  2. Matou Kariya

Kiryu Kazuma Winner

Literal Jobber Championship: HIS YAKUZA[edit | edit source]

  1. Prattio
  2. Champion Majima Goro
  • Championship: Literal Jobber Title
  • Singles

Mario Winner

Undisputed /v/ Tag-Team Championship: Killer Clowns[edit | edit source]

  1. Champions The CircusHisoka & Joker
  2. Killer2Garcian Smith & Andrei Ulmeyda
  • Championship: Undisputed /v/ Tag-Team Titles
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination
Garcian Smith Joker
Killer2 Winner

/v/ World Championship: Gee Golly Queststopper[edit | edit source]

Arikado Genya
WWE Universe, I'm out here because you deserve better! You deserve Superstars who will fight for you, not for themselves! You deserve Superstars who have honor, decency, and respect for this business. You deserve the best. Buy, you're not getting it. So, I'm here to change that right now!
I walked into the locker room today and there was a terrible smell. I thought maybe someone died or something. Or, that someone hadn't changed their trunks in a week! Then I saw this guy, and I knew. Everything about him stinks: from his body, to his clothes, to the way he wrestles! So, let him talk all he wants.
I can't take it any longer. I can't continue to watch as hard working, talent Superstars are pushed to the wayside while people like KASUGA ICHIBAN take the easy path by sucking up to the boss, and using any dirty tactics they can think of to win matches. Why don't you come down here and see if you can cheat your way to a victory over me!?
Kasuga Ichiban
It's great to be out here in front of all of you. Nothing makes me happier than coming out in front of the WWE Universe and hearing your support!
Arikado Genya
Will you look at that? You ain't as much of a coward as you look like. No, I don't mean any disrespect, bro. I'm just happy to have you out here face-to-face. Even if that face is a nasty crooked-nosed son-of-a-bitch, it's good to act like a man for once.
Kasuga Ichiban
Hey, hey! Sounds like someone's getting a little cranky. Maybe it's nap time! Why do you go backstage, get your diaper changed, and go night night, Okay?
Arikado Genya
The only people getting a diaper change are your fans! Little kids and old ladies are the only ones who still believe in your nonsense. It's time for a real man to rule WWE!
Kasuga Ichiban
I'm trying to be cool over here and not lose my patience, but you're making it awfully difficult. I mean, I feel like fighting you would be like picking on a little kid who doesn't know any better. I don't want to feel like a bully or anything, but I'm starting to get upset.
Arikado Genya
I'm sure this all looked and sounded really scary when you were practicing it in front of the mirror, but I gotta say, there was something lost in the delivery. Because I'm not feeling a damn thing.
Kasuga Ichiban
I don't know if anything I'm saying will get through to you. You don't seem all that bright. I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall - except a brick wall has a little more charisma.
Arikado Genya
If it seems like I'm not listening to you, it's because you have absolutely nothing to say that I'm interested in hearing.
Kasuga Ichiban
You know what, maybe a match isn't the best idea. Maybe you just need to get your ass whooped. We need to brawl, fight, beat theliving hell out of each other. And, if you don't want it now, that's all good. But, I will find you. And, I will hurt you.

(Kasuga Ichiban won the promo)

  1. Kasuga Ichiban
  2. Champion Arikado Genya
  • Championship: /v/ World Title
  • Singles

Kasuga Ichiban Winner

Steven's Movie[edit | edit source]

  1. Steven Sonozaki
  2. Sinbad
  • Championship: Main Event
  • Stage: Main Event Arena
  • Falls Count Anywhere

Steven Sonozaki Winner

As it was a movie, the title didn't get exchanged.

But what Israel did on Sindria that day was no joke...

Ringbreak Kill Legend[edit | edit source]

  1. Shrek
  2. Todoroki Shoto
  • Singles

Shrek Winner


Legendary Rematch for the Ages that will Never be Seen Again[edit | edit source]

  1. The Grinch
  2. Steve
  • Singles

Steve (submission) Winner

kino PC crash

hosted HFZDARK

  1. Brad Armstrong
  2. Cirno
  3. Eggman
  4. Kiryuu Coco
  • Fatal-4-Way
  • Tables

Winner Brad Armstrong

OP's PC is revived through the power of macaco magic

Romhack Returns! (for third time)[edit | edit source]

  1. No More VidyaTravis Touchdown & /v/-tan
  2. Ja/ck/ & Edward Richtofen
  • Tornado-Tag

Wrestler Elimination
/v/-tan Ja/ck/
No More Vidya Winner

The Best in the World[edit | edit source]

Maximillion Pegasus Fred Jones
Leon Kennedy Leon Kennedy Johnny Knoxville
Vergil Leon Kennedy
Ushiromiya Battler Johnny Knoxville
Vergil Ushiromiya Battler Chris Redfield
HUNK Leon S. Kennedy Ushiromiya Battler
Shrek La Creatura
Hagakure Yasuhiro Hagakure Yasuhiro The Grinch
Todoroki Shoto Hagakure Yasuhiro
La Creatura La Creatura
Shaggy Rogers Seeker Seeker
Todoroki Shoto La Creatura Steve
Chibi Phillip Butters
ManlyTears ManlyTears Blue Kane
Balrog Balrog
Blue Kane Blue Kane
Balrog Vash the Stampede Sgt. Hawk
Reverse Flash Balrog Vash the Stampede
  1. Hall of Fame Talent Leon S. Kennedy (2)
  2. Legends of Old Times La Creatura (1)
  3. Undefeated Warriors Balrog (2)
Iconic Match
  • Contendership: /v/ World Title
  • Extreme Rules
  • Triple-Threat
  • Ironman 25'

Wrestler Elimination
La Creatura Balrog
Balrog La Creatura
Leon S. Kennedy Balrog
La Creatura
Balrog Leon S. Kennedy
Draw Winner

It was a 1-1-1 tie until the very last 5 minutes, when Leon and Balrog managed to score very tight pins, just in time to remove La Creatura from the equation.

Amazing fucking match.

  1. Hall of Fame Talent Leon S. Kennedy (0)
  2. Undefeated Warrior Balrog (2)
Iconic Match
  • Contendership: /v/ World Title
  • Extreme Rules
  • 2/3 Falls

Balrog Winner

Brutal match where Balrog didn't give up until his opponent was destroyed, getting 2 pins within 2-3 minutes.

Victory LRape[edit | edit source]

  1. Kevin Nash
  2. Balrog & Bobby Lashley
  • Tornado-Tag

Wrestler Elimination Details
Balrog Kwash under 30 secs
Killer2 Winner


Return of nWr[edit | edit source]

  1. Ushiromiya Krauss
  2. Chad Warden
  3. Agni
  4. Doug Walker
  5. Geoffrey
  • Elimination
  • 5-way

Wrestler Elimination
Agni Chad Warden
Geoffrey Agni
Doug Walker Geoffrey
Ushiromiya Krauss Doug Walker
Ushiromiya Krauss Winner

Back to our normally scheduled programming

Ooishi Reaches L6[edit | edit source]

  1. Tatsuya's PartyKasuga Ichiban, Rando, Power, Suou Tatsuya
  2. The Coomer Gang (Ooishi Kuraudo, Raiden, Date Kaname), Maebara Keiichi
Iconic Match
  • Elimination
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Details
Rando Date Kaname
Kasuga Ichiban Maebara Keiichi Count-Out
Raiden Rando
Power Raiden
Ooishi Kuraudo Suou Tatsuya Count-Out
Kasuga Ichiban 4 Finishers
Ooishi Winner

Godishi went fucking mental when he was the last one left standing and reached L5, somehow counting out Tatsuya, destroying Ichiban after inflicting 4 finishers on him, and stomping over Power.

Captain Price coming to TFR[edit | edit source]