OS7E15

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Opening Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Kaidou Shun
  2. Simon Blackquill
  • Singles

Winner Kaidou Shun

The First Lore of S8[edit | edit source]

Battler
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Match of said lore[edit | edit source]

  1. Ushiromiya Battler
  2. Ushiromiya Battler
  3. Ushiromiya Battler
  4. Ushiromiya Battler
  5. Ushiromiya Battler
  6. Ushiromiya Battler
  7. Ushiromiya Battler
  8. Ushiromiya Battler
  • Battler Royale

Winner Hitler

Lore #2[edit | edit source]

Interviewer
Please welcome my guest at this time, Zagreus!
Zagreus
It is a pleasure to be here tonight.
Interviewer
So, you're scheduled to face Chris Redfield. Is there anything you have to say about that?
Zagreus
You see, it will be quite the difficulty challenge. However, I am confident in my abilities, so I believe I have the capabilities to come out on top of thi-
CHRIS
LEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
CHRIS
T'S FUCKING OVER LEON I GOT MY COAT BACK WHY WON'T YOU HOW UP ALREADY, I NEE TEACH YOU TO NOT RUN
Zagreus
Would you mind keeping it down, my good friend? It seems like the time for our face-off has still not come.
CHRIS
HAT THE HELL IS THAT? WINK? A GODDAMN MIDCA WINK??? THAT'S THE GUY ONNA HAVE TO TOSS ARO OULD BE FIXING CLAIRE NDER PROFILE RIGHT NOW
Interviewer
...It seems like things have gotten quite heated around here. Back to you, JR.
JR
Thanks, Sarah, and although I'm not sure what I'm doing at this desk right now...
I do know that the match up next is gonna be an absolute slobberknocker!
Bah Gawd King, Chris Redfield has got to be one of my favorite sports entertainers!
King
Hahah, I know, JR! And I hope he puts those educated feet to good use!

The Next Match[edit | edit source]

  1. Zagreus
  2. Chris Redfield
  • Singles

Winner Chris Redfield

The UnderHUNKer[edit | edit source]

HUNK
Few things are truly badd ass. There's me, The Grim Reaper, Mr. Death. There's U.S.S... mmmmmmmmm.... wouldn't wanna mess with them. There's Eren Yeager, Goro Majima, The Big Dog. And then there's those who watch The Final Rumble™ on Twitch. To the man... They're Badd to the bone.
Mmmmmmmm what do we have here?
Listen, kid, I don't know what you're trying to do...
But I figure you want a piece of the Umbrella Badass?
Mmmmm I don't nearly get paid enough to deal with brats, but I'll tell you, boy...
Those are some fine strikes you've got there, so...
The God of Death will gift you some of his time.
Get in the ring right now, mmmwillya?
  1. HUNK
  2. Susuhara Suzumu
  • Singles

Winner Susuhara Suzumu

Exterminate All Homosexuals[edit | edit source]

Dwight
Damn Kev, yo bitch ass is even looser than last time around!
Agent 47
...
How come this company allows this? just out in the open like that??
I mean, I could understand it if this was some dark back alley in the hot summer of 92, but...
This place really is full of degenerates!
No wonder Battler is respected around here...
...And now look at who we have here! You're one of those seagays or whatever, right?
Keiichi
Huh, what are you on about?
Agent 47
And what are those clothes? Did you boyfriend buy them for you?
Keiichi
Hey! Ooishi has nothing to do with this!
Agent 47
...
i will exterminate all homosexuals
  1. Maebara Keiichi
  2. Agent 47
  • Singles

Winner Maebara Keiichi

Wraslin Break


Clowning Around[edit | edit source]

  1. The Circus (Joker, Hisoka)
  2. The Bystery Busters (Apollo Justice, Amami Rantaro)
  • Tag-Team

Wrestler Elimination Method
Apollo Justice Joker Pinfall
Winner The Mystery Busters

Amakusa's Birthday[edit | edit source]

JR
And as expected of season premieres, we have a new hiring here at TFR!
Not only that, but it's that hiring's birthday today!
Let's all give a warm welcome to someone who's sure to be a future main-eventer!
Guest
Amakusa, could you turn that off?
Amakusa
What, you don't like M. Zakky?!
Well, either way, it's my birthday. You're gonna have to bear it.
Anyway... What's up, TFR fans? Today is my big day! And in more than one way, too!
I have officially been signed to a contract!
I hope I get to show you what I do best in the coming months!
So please look forward to it a-
Narrator
Seeking new territory, the Mad King comes across an unexplored area.
He walks right into a birthday party!
Determine to make that place his own, he stands against a new menace!
Can Spazz come out victorious this time?!
Amakusa!
Oh, come on now!
JR
Sorry, everyone, but we had to cut off that broadcast.
Our new TV deal forbids us from showing Spazz matches live. It's for the good of the audience.
King
And that guy has the gall to call himself "King"?!
JR
Anyway, to make up for that, we'll broadcast something else instead.
It's some very entertaining footage. You just have to wait for it...
DaymDrops
I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON!

Spazz FIVE: The Return[edit | edit source]

  1. Kyle Hyde
  2. Hazz Maticus The Old King
  • Singles

Winner Spazz Maticus

F to pay respects[edit | edit source]

JR
King, this has been an amazing night so far, but I need to bring you all sad news.
The TFR superstar and fan favorite Mario... has sadly passed away.
Some of you already know that, but apparently he was involved in an incident earlier this week.
Apparently, his death happened during a house show match that wasn't broadcasted.
During the match, Mario bumped into his neck approximately 53 times.
Apparently, during one of those bumps, his spine turned into sawdust...
Which will now be used to prevent weeds from growing in Sminem's garden.
We thank Mario for his years of collaboration...
And wish him the best in his future endeavors at World 1-1.
Before continuing, we have live footage of his funeral!
Koga
Mario, you were one of the greatest plumbers of them all... And a good friend.
We will all miss you. I still remember when we first became comrades...
Conveniently enough it was off-screen last week. But it feels like such a long time!
I may not be an official TFR wrestler... But I'll carry on your legacy!
It's the least I can do for my precious one-week partner!
Mario, I checked the match records... I know who did this to you!
  1. Narushima Koga
  2. Perc Jones
  • Singles

Winner Narushima Koga
Notes Koga had 2 heart attacks in the middle of the match.

The Sneefgul[edit | edit source]

Rakesh
sir you're hiding something in your hands no?? do tell
Kirei
no of course not why would i?
Rakesh
sir please open your hands right now i am obligated to examine
Kirei
wtf since when are you security guard?
Rakesh
hard times sir hard times wrestling no pay curry bill
Kirei
ok check see i have nothing
Rakesh
sir.... thats my 19 dollar fortnite card?!
give it back to me now!!!
Kirei
no im evil
ill use evilest power to hide it check this out
now you see it...
now you dont!!!!
Rakesh
no!!!!! give it back sir where is it??? how did you do that??!
KIrei
evil magic bro now i'll go redeem it bye
Rakesh
no dont go!!!!!!! shit god fucking dammit sir do NOT REDEEM THE CARD SIR DO NOT REDEEM IIIIITTTT
...im afraid ill have to do the sneedful...
  1. Kotomine Kirei
  2. Sneed (w/ Rakesh Kumar Orton)
  • Singles

Winner The Sneedful

The PRotagonist of S8...[edit | edit source]

JR
It's finally time, King! The one thing everyone has been waiting for!
Season 8 has already started, but for the first time ever...
We'll reveal its protagonist openly, on the first episode!
So, without further ado, please welcome the TFR Season 8 Main Character and Protagonist...
Everyone's favorite Mystery Masters member...
Shuichi Saihara!
Saihara
Thank you, thank you, everyone!
You have no idea how much it means to me! Really, thank you!
For so long I have been held back and had my spot stolen... But finally, I'm here!
And I'm ready to show my worth, no matter who I have to fa-
...
W-What... Do you want?
Hassan
Hey! Nothing much, I just figured I deserve that spot more than you do.
Saihara
W-W-What?!! You're joking... What have you even done to say that?
(...I think he might be right...)
Hassan
Hey, it's nothing personal, you know? There's no need to be upset.
I simply think I'd make a better main character than you.
I mean, remember how you "solved" all those murder cases? Yeah...
Ummm, actually... I think you got it all wrong.
Saihara
But... I'm the Ultimate Detective! It might be the only thing I'm good at!
Hassan
Well, I'm a mystery novel writer. If you want, I can tell you my own solutions later.
Saihara
(...He's too smart!)
Listen, you're talented and all, but... This is my moment. Please don't take it away from me!
Hassan
Hey, I'm just telling you my opinion! Wanna make a bet, then?
We're gonna have a match. Winner gets to be the main protagonist of this season!
Saihara
(...Honestly, I should probably just concede at this point...)
(Maybe he'll let me get away with Kaede if I do...)
(Otherwise, I mean... He's a tall handsome gentleman. I'd want to get closer to him if I was her.)
You're on! Don't think I'll go easy on you!
Hassan
Alright! I can see this being quite fun!
Saihara
(I don't feel so confident anymore... Maybe I should let him be the protagonist regardless...)
  1. Saihara Shuichi
  2. Fusaishi Haruaki
  • Singles

Winner Saihara Shuichi

(Damn, he let me win, I got lucky...)