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Operation: Cold Fist[edit | edit source]

Council Mission Friends in Low Places, China.


Mission Results:

  • No Casualties

Operation: Dark Ring[edit | edit source]

Alien Abductions, Germany.

Operation: Defiant Druid[edit | edit source]

Terror Mission, Mexico.

  • Deployed: No Casualties
    • Sniper Sq. Parka
    • Support Sq. Creatura
    • Heavy Lt. Zhang 'Chilong'
    • Assault Sq. York Morgan
    • Support Cpl. Stalker

Operation: Cold Druid

UFO Landing Site-2, Mexico.

ROYAL RUMBLE[edit | edit source]

However, OP interrupted the kino XCOM stream with some gay wrestling.

  1. CJ
  2. Hank Wimbleton
  3. Kotomine Kirei
  4. Sneed
  5. Ico
  6. Eric Sparrow
  7. Black Ref
  8. Ricardo Milos
  9. Battler
  10. Mrs. X
  11. Arkantos
  12. Mark Wolff
  13. Steve Burnside
  14. Donte
  15. HANK
  16. Hulk Hogan
  17. Doomguy
  18. Johnny Knoxville
  19. Raidou Kuzunoha
  20. Arthur Morgan
  21. Sebastian LaCroix
  22. Richtofen
  23. Van Darkholme
  24. Vorgin
  25. Chris Benoit
  26. Agent 47
  27. Aniki
  28. Albert Wesker
  29. The Undertaker
  30. Tommy Wiseau
  • Game: WWE Smackdown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Royal Rumble

Elimination By @
Kotomine Kirei Sneed 06
Sneed Hank Wimbleton
CJ Eric Sparrow
Eric Sparrow Ico 09
Battler Ushiromiya Ricardo Milos
Ricardo Milos Ico 10
Hank Wimbleton Black Ref 11
Mrs. X Ico 12
Black Ref Mark Wolff
Ico Arkantos 13
Mark Wolff Steve Burnside 15
Arkantos HANK
HANK Donte 17
Johnny Hulk Hogan 19
Hulk Hogan Arthur Morgan 22
Sebastian LaCroix Steve Burnside
Richtofen Van Darkholme 24
Vorgin Steve Burnside 25
Raidou Kuzunoha Van Darkholme
Chris Benoit Steve Burnside 26
Self-Elimination: Van Darkholme
Aniki Agent 47 28
The Undertaker 29
Albert Wesker 30
Agent 47 Steve Burnside
Tommy Wiseau
Arthur Morgan
Steve Burnside Winner

Three Stages of Knoxville[edit | edit source]

  1. Steve Burnside
  2. Johnny Knoxville
  • Game: WWE Smackdown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Three Stages of Hell: Hell in a Cell

Johnny Knoxville Winner

  1. Steve Burnside
  2. Johnny Knoxville
  • Game: WWE Smackdown! Here Comes the Pain
  • Three Stages of Hell: Hardcore

Johnny Knoxville Winner

Instant death.

Back to XCOM[edit | edit source]

Operation: Cold Druid[edit | edit source]

UFO Landing Site-2, Mexico.

  • Deployed: No Casualties
    • Support Sq. Ushiromiya
    • Rk. Rochelle .
    • Assault Sq. Style
    • Support Cpl. Creatura
    • Rk. Fritz

Janny had to savescum like 3 times to properly capture the ayy, even pulling a crit moments after calling it lmao.


Operation: Empty Thorn[edit | edit source]

Alien Abductions, USA.

  • Deployed
    • Sniper Cpl. Parka
    • Assault Cpl. York Morgan
    • Support Cpl. Ushiromiya
    • Heavy Lt. 'Chilong' Zhang
  • Casualties: 1
    • Support Sgt. 'Doc' Stalker / Killed by Mutton

Operation: Black Spark[edit | edit source]

Council Mission: Site Recon, Canada.

Description: It was the infamous Newfoundland mission, on top of Janny being a fucking retard AND most of our best being injured when the mission came up.

The mission began normally but too quiet, until zombified villagers started to attack, however were easily taken care of. Things began to get spooky when a Chryssalid bursts from a hanged shark, and they keep coming.

"Imagine rushing ahead in the part of the mission where you can take it slow, resulting in York getting killed."

The mission becomes a fight against time to get to the infected ship where the nest is and call air support for an air strike before the wave of Chryssalids becomes overwhelming. Janny made his way through blowing up Chryssalids in his path to the ship. Beatriche valiantly lead the remaining soldiers to the ship's bridge and while they contained the Chryssalids, she, knowing it was too late for her already went and turned the the localizer on while her comrades were brutalized defending her path.

"Imagine not finishing off a 3 HP chryssalid with Beatrice, and instead dashing into it like a retard."

Afterwards, Sq. Fritz was brutally ravaged, causing backguard defender Sq. Pooh to panick, and Saber ran to protect the severely wounded Zhang, saving his life by interjecting the Chryssalid's hit. As the three remaining soldiers rush to escape, Saber is reached by a Chryssalid and pierced through the heart and head from behind, prompting Zhang, who had been saved by Saber before, to promptly stay behind in guaranteed suicide to throw a grenade to take down the killer.

"Imagine throwing a grenade without moving ahead first so chinaman wouldn't get yeeted by the reanimated corpse of Saber in the next turn."
However in turn. Saber revived and killed Zhang herself. Winnie, as the last survivor, frantically rushes to the extraction point, barely, BARELY outrunning the 3 Chryssalids after him. In the words of the Commander:
"The name: Black Spark, because it's the death of five that spark the life of many." ― Commander 'Central' Bradford
  • Deployed
    • Heavy Sq. the Pooh
  • Casualties: 5
    • Assault Cpt. York Morgan / Pierced by Chryssalid
      • Revived and was downed by full team overwatch.
    • Heavy Sq. Fritz / Massacred by Chryssalid while protecting Nero.
      • Sq. Pooh Panicked.
    • Heavy Sq. Witch / Sliced by Chryssalid.
    • Support Sq. not Nero
      • Turned into a Zombie.
      • Heavy Cpt. 'Chilong' Zhang / Killed by Seibah's Zombie.