Mr. America

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A name that has belonged to different wrestlers on different occasions, first as secret identity of Hulk Hogan, then to Micah Bell. A mysterious masked man.

The American Dreamer[edit | edit source]

An unknown wrestler who bears minor resemblance to a famous star, making some think that he is, in fact, that star's secret brother in disguise.

His american spirit flows through his veins, ensuring victory against anyone against the most powerful nation on earth: the U S of A.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Has joined TFR for reason unknown, some say he was looking for the Hulkster himself in the company.

Episode 2

He joins a match to show all of those foreigners a way out of his country, brother!

Episode 5

A true american match.

Episode 8

Shows the government that his amendment rights are more important.

Episode 9

Tries to meet his idol the Pig Butcher, but gets beaten up.

Episode 10

When fighting against Robert for the right to be racist, they suddenly got caught in a timeloop and were "removed" from reality so to say, and now are fighting each other in a fold of reality, their future fate unknown.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Still trapped in a temporal-spatial distortion, only a glance of their fight could be seen when the Dimensional Merge began.

Episode 5

After being freed by the use of The Focusing Stone, Mr. America was liberated and his match with Robert resumed, ending in his defeat.

Episode 7

Met with his worst enemy, the one who attacked his great nation so long ago, Osama himself, and beat his ass once and for all.

Episode 9

Participated in the race war.

Season 4[edit | edit source]

Brother, a jap directing an american (continent) company just ain't right!

Episode 6

Entered the match with his scarf tilting up into the 「Twin Towers」, however halfway in his entrance they fell, and as everyone was saying to never forget, next camera cut they were gone and everyone forgot.

Season 5[edit | edit source]

When searching for the Hulkster, accidentally entered a conference room and was trapped in the DEATH GAME. That La Parka is no american brother, so he better be ready to get the leg dropped on him.

Episode 1

However, mysteriously did not appear in the Death Rumble.

Episode 2

It was revealed he was paying another wrestler to fight for him, and as punishment was sentenced to a deathmatch.

America won and got Immunity×1 week.

Episode 4[edit | edit source]

He had to face an opponent who cannot die, but will have to take a trip down there either way since Mr. America won Immunity×1.

Episode 6

Got that fucking spic doll out of his american death game, earning Immunity×1.

Episode 8

Defeated the slant menace, sending him to certain death for Immunity×1.

Episode 10

Due to winning his match, he was spared from La Parka's executions.

Episode 12[edit | edit source]

A true american makes it to the Final Twilight and gets to participate in the ultimate challenge: The Final Trial, where truth lies to be revealed. He can only think of the Hulkamaniacs who want him to drop the leg for the three count on this spic skeleton freak. When wondering about the hidden dolls, he notes that something oughta be wrong with Samoa Joe;
YOU SEE, BACK IN MY DAY...

WE IN THE LOCKER ROOM USED TO EAT OUR VITAMINS AND SAY OUR PRAYERS, BROTHER!

BUT THAT GUY, HE CAN'T BE A PRO WRESTLER, JACK. HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE THE SHAPE, DUDE.
and it turns out true, as he's missing his bionic arms. He also proposes Big Show, but it's pretty baseless...
BROTHER, THAT BIG SHOW GUY, HE JUST DOESN'T HAVE IT ANYMORE JACK!

YOU SEE, BACK IN THE DAY WHEN HE WAS CALLED THE GIANT, THE MAN COULD GO, DUDE!

BUT NOWADAYS, SUCH A PATHETIC RECORD AT WRESTLEMANIA?

THAT JUST ISN'T RIGHT, BROTHER!
La Parka asks the question: Which episode is this? Kiryu Kazuma, Mr. America, Johnny Knoxville and Edgeworth are up to answer. Only Edgeworth gets it right; everyone but him answered that it was the twelfth episode of Season 5... but it was instead the 53rd episode of TFR. All three face off in a match to determine who will be instantly executed at the end of the trial, with Mr. America winning. When La Parka reveals the truth about Sminem and Team Rumble, Mr. America is instantly convinced to join him in his crusade.
INDEED, BROTHER!

THE HULKSTER IS READY TO SLAM TEAM RUMBLE IN THE SILVERDOME...

AND GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, JACK!
In The Final Rumble, he was the fourth ranked participant, killing Kiryu and Kyle Hyde by throwing them out, and was killed by Maximillion Pegasus.

Season 6[edit | edit source]

A rumor started to circulate that to save his friend Mr. America from the Death Game, his close ally Hulk Hogan suddenly broke the space-time continuum itself and swapped with him while BANS was not looking. While Mr. America lived, Hulk Hogan died. God bless his soul.

Episode 3

And as true as it gets, on the 4th of July, Mr. America revived and came back to the ring for the millions of Hulkamaniacs that had to suffer the death of their idol who took his own life to save the american spirit.

He also robbed anyone who bet on Duke Nukem of their Joecoins.

Episode 12

12 years in the future, the masked american has hardly changed, as even in the current state of the USA, the american dream will never die, and so he remains as unchanged as the dream of a better tomorrow and free guns.

He encounters Suou Tatsuya while walking through the city after hearing a loud noise and a ton of smoke rising, and the kid decides to talk to him...
"IT'S A WORK BROTHER!!! TS"
>Mr. America spots Emir 10 miles away and 110 stories in the air, and tells him to come get some.
"Look at his hand in the air, that means chokeslam!"
>Mr. America tells him to get his eyes checked, as he's heading for the neo twin towers. He decides to save the city by himself from Emir's incoming strike, but needs motivation.
AMERICA...
"FUCK YEAH!"

Mr. America leaves cheered up for Emir. Tatsuya gives in and goes to eat something.

However, Emir doesn't come alone, as he's with the rest of the Asian Gangs. Mr. America is unable to stop him, and he signals the plane to crash into the twin towers, again.

Episode 16

After Cam On Ingurland is done congratulating Rando and cheers on Ruber for his incoming tag-team match, he betrays him and replaces him with a proper american partner: Micah Bell, the TRUE IDENTITY behind Mr. America all this time, and another person who will aid Ruber in accomplishing the plan by obtaining the belts.

As he is revealed to also be part of the hidden group of Men With a Plan, his goal is to accomplish the Oracle of LEON!, and so with all the belts, their plan is but a step away from being completed in their secret hideout in The Basedment.

Episode 17

The organization is defeated with the sudden appearance of a lonesome hero of incredible strength, and their objective is unfulfilled. Haha...

Season 0[edit | edit source]

Micah Bell carries on being Mr. America in the new universe. As it always was of course... as he has always been the masked american.

Episode 5

Dutch van der Linde tells the american machine that his partner wasn't waving the flag, and that ain't fucking right.

Mr. America heard Arthur wasn't being a proper american, and he's here to unfuck his shit: He can't just flip-flop around the ring, his selling won't be convincing that way or he'll look like a soccer, or as they like to call it, "divegrass" player. But before he can finish the sentence, Arthur knocks him out with a football, correcting the name of the sport and now wearing a football uniform; he doesn't need his help either, he has already found his freedom.

Season 7[edit | edit source]

He takes the mask off...

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • HE FUCKING BEAT ARMSTRONG
    • AMERICA FUCK YEAH
  • Beat the famous Osama Bin Laden.
  • Body-slammed Kotaku.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
S2E2
Battle Royale SteveBoomer, Spiderman,
Joe Baker,
Shingo Shoji, Kotomine KireiRando, Mr. America
Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 0 P
S2E4
Royal Rumble
S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
Full List
Lose
W0 L2 -2
0 0 P
Iconic Match
/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/

For Title: /v/
S2E5
Fatal-4-Way Mr. America, La Creatura, Tom Brady, Spider-Man Lose
W0 L3 -3
0 0 P
S2E8
Senator Armstrong Win
W1 L3 -2
1 0 P
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
Iconic Match
The Senator's American Open Challenge
S2E8.5
NON-CANON
Tag-Team
Extreme Rules
Steve & /v/-tan

Mr. America & Gun Jesus

Lose
📷Gallery
S2E9
Jacket Lose
W1 L4 -3
1 1 P
W1 L1 0
1 1 P
S2E10
Robert NC
W1 L4 -2
1 1 P
W1 L1 1
1 1 P
Note: Match got caught into JewK phenomenon called a Timeloop which has left them eternally fighting each other.

Note: It is possible the Timeloop was caused by the Howard Reality taking over, or Todd simply didn't want racism to end. In any case, this time fuckery could have impacted enough on reality to create a timerift into the past of Season 0, but what came out of that is unknown.

S3E5
Lose
W1 L5 -3
1 2 P
W1 L2 0
1 2 P
Note: Was freedom'd from his timeloop when Battler used The Focusing Stone
S3E7
Falls Count Anywhere Osama Bin Laden Win
W2 L5 -2
2 2 P
W2 L2 1
2 2 P
Iconic Match
Counter-Terrorists Win

Note: Wooped Osama's ass so hard it killed Laden's son in reality.

(Does it counts as 2 victories?)

S3E9
Tag-Team
Elimination
The Nation of Domination

The Fourth Reich

Win
W3 L5 -1
~3 2 P
<Kaz ➡ Balthios
Spider ➡ Robert
America ➡ Smoke

Note: Whites won the race war

S4E6
Elimination Chamber Tohru Adachi, Agent 47, Terry Davis, Phoenix Wright, Bane, Mr. America Lose
W3 L6 -2
~3 3 P
Iconic Match
The Chamber Turnabout

Note: Winner gets to choose his partner for next Tag Team title match.
<Wright ➡ Terry
Wright ➡ 47
Wright ➡ Bane
Wright ➡ Adachi
Wright ➡ America

Note: Started with a stand 「Twin Towers」, however halfway in his entrance they fell, and as everyone was saying to never forget, next scene they were gone and everyone forgot.

S5E2
Extreme Rules Carter Win
W4 L6 -1
~4 3 P
W3 L2 2
3 2 P
Deathmatch
For: Immunity×1
S5E4
Undertaker Win
W5 L6 0
~5 3 P
W4 L2 3
4 2 P
Wrestler's Court
For: Immunity×1
S5E6
Peleador Ushiromiya's Doll Win
W6 L6 1
~6 3 P
W5 L2 4
5 2 P
Mexican Doll Battle
For: Immunity×1
S5E8
Winnie the Pooh's Doll Win
W7 L6 2
~7 3 P
W6 L2 5
6 2 P
Chinese Doll Battle
For: Immunity×1
S5E12
Triple-Threat
Elimination
Mr. America, Kiryu Kazuma, Johnny Knoxville Win
W8 L6 3
~9 3 P
Final Trial
For: Right to Participate in The Final Rumble
Royal Rumble
10
  1. Saihara Shuichi
  2. Kyle Hyde
  3. Maximillion Pegasus
  4. Mr. America
  5. Miles Edgeworth
  6. Bane
  7. Phoenix Wright
  8. Kazuma Kiryu
  9. Drake Bell
  10. Senator Armstrong


Lose
W8 L7 2
~9 3 P
The Final Rumble
For: For winning the Death Game

Elimination № 6

S6E3
Duke Nukem Win
W9 L7 3
~10 3 P
W7 L2 6
7 2 P
S6E12
Emir Lose
W9 L8 2
~10 4 P
W7 L3 5
7 3 P
S6E15.5
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania II
NON-CANON
Backstage Brawl
HULK Lose
S6E16
Tag-Team Men With a Plan

The Thunder Saints

Win
W10 L8 3
~11 4 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team
S0E5
Arthur Morgan Lose
W10 L9 2
~11 5 P
W7 L4 4
7 4 P

Abilities[edit source]

Ultranationalism Radiates a powerful aura of love for his land that nauseates anyone who doesn't share his love for his country. Still affects even nationalist south american. May cause heart attacks on black people.
Racism Field Minorities about him will suffer oppressive thoughts and be driven to act irrational, as is the plan of powerful tele-racists to make them look bad.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • When asked what video game he's from, he tends to awkwardly shuffle around and say "That don't matter, brother, I'm here now." This has lead people to believe he is none other than famous antagonist Liquid Snake in a Patriots themed disguise.
    • May in fact actually be Liquid Ocelot instead of Hulk Hogan, due to his mustache and tendency to say "BROTHER"
  • Bodyslammed the website Gawkar in 2016 so hard they had to cease operations. This is the second strongest bodyslam ever recorded. The first was against Andre the Giant in Wrestlemania 3, where Hulk Hogan picked up the giant in front of over 100,000 screaming Hulkamanics.
  • Is not Hulk Hogan stop saying I am please
    • See I told you