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"Ningen me! NINGEN ME!" ― The jew angel, being at it again.

A demon appearing in Shin Megami Tensei.

Angel of Monetary Disaster[edit | edit source]

Mastema, also known as Mansemat, is the angel of disaster in Hebrew folklore, bringer of disaster, commander of demons in God's name, and flatterer of God.

TFR/Season 1[edit | edit source]

A servant of *Record Scratch*. Seem simple enough? Good. Now he's a fucking wrestling jewish angel rubbing his hands while he sucker punches his enemies because he wants to impress God. Truly hilarious.

Now, he has been sent on a mission to cleanse The Final Rumble of sins, and he will do that by borrowing all the power of God into his muscles and unleashing it in some poor soul's face until he gives up all his earthly possessions.

Episode 6

Tries to take out some heathens that god had predicted will curse the holy earth in the future.

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

Returns to once again SPREAD THE LAWL.

Episode 1

Is attacked by some weird furry, a sinner of bestiality most likely.

Episode 2

Proved the holy is above complex motives.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

At the end of the season, feeling that his mission was fulfilled, Mastema left the realm of the mortals and returned to God's Eternal Kingdom (Israel).

Episode 0

Allied himself with a fiend of chaos to take out ones who in the future would defile the holy plan.

Episode 5

Wins a million dollars title for the benefit of the holy land of israel and the Holy Church and it's Millenium Kingdom.

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

Kojima used a small stipulation in Mastema's contract to claim it wasn't over yet and forced him to return. Kojima offered Mastema an extra million dollars if he fused a demon of Kojima's election (However, Mastema had no input to accept or decline). Kojima forced him to fuse the Hindu snake god Ananta. However, Kojima interrupted the process mid-fusion, resulting in this 'fusion accident'. Kojima appointed it as a "Great result!".

Episode 7

Even more unlucky, he lost his million dollars to one who draws sinful pictures of girls in unholy dresses and silly hats.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

Hearing the voice of God, he went to a special conference about wrestling in his command, and was trapped in the Death Game in Universe 2K20 by La Parka. Why would God do this to him? Maybe it was his intention all along to have him spy on it...

Episode 1

He was selected for the non-candidate Death Rumble where the first 10 eliminated are sentenced and the winner and highest killer wins Immunity.

Mastema survived the rumble.

Episode 2[edit | edit source]

Mastema as he appears in the Season 5 good end.

Mastema participates in the team match for Immunity in team Non-Candidates and loses.

Via Majority Vote, with 8 votes Mastema is sentenced to death.

Mastema is killed in and ascends to the Golden Land.

Mastema has expired.

This character died in the Death Game

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Enjoying his time with YHVH.

Episode 5

A specter of Mastema is summoned to the Diamond Realm as a spiritual opponent to Komaeda Nagito, and defeated.

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

Is again summoned to the mortal realm in this new universe.

Episode 1

Mastema finds out Drake Bell is trying to sell NFTs and as such attempts to teach him that only God's Chosen can own financial and valuable resources, but in his human ingenuity refuses to learn the holy truth and requires the use of force to learn.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

With the coming of a new world of God as stated in the script, Mastema awaits the opportunity to this time witness it with his very eyes.

Episode 8/TFR

Has an argument with the unholy Arikado.

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • La Creatura's greatest ally
  • Ironically, was the Million Dollar Champion. Oy Vey.
    • Will fund the development of SMT 5 and the destruction of the muslims and goyim with the million dollars he won.
      • So he did, now Nahobino will debut as his bitchboy someday.
  • Received 50K from pewdipie so he and his organization would fuck off, dumb goy

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
S1E6
Falls Count Anywhere
Fatal-4-Way
Elimination
Mastema, Kinzo Ushiromiya, Marvin Branagh, Nagito Komaeda Win
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
S1E7
Royal Rumble
S1E7§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
W1 L1 0
1 0 P
Iconic Match

For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
S2E1
Delta Win
W2 L1 1
2 0 P
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
S2E3
Serge Lose
W2 L2 0
2 1 P
W1 L1 0
1 1 P
For: MITB Qualifier
S2E4
Royal Rumble
S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
Full List
Lose
W2 L3 -1
2 1 P
Iconic Match
/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/

For Title: /v/
S2E5
NON-CANON Tohru Adachi Win
S2E6
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
S2E6§#BONUS: Not-so Big Headed Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose
S2E8.5
Elimination Chamber Arthur Morgan, Kirei Kotomine, Richtofen, Adam Jensen, Champion V, Mastema Lose
W2 L4 -2
2 2 P
For Title: King of Jobbers
S2E12
Royal Rumble
S2E12§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W2 L5 -3
2 3 P
For Title: /v/ #1#2 Contender
S3E0
Tornado-Tag Tatsuya Suou & Yu

Walter & Mastema

Lose
W2 L6 -4
2 4 P
S3E5
Ladder Match Zoomer, Janitor, Drake Bell, Mastema, Zeke Yeager Win
W3 L6 -3
2 4 P
For Title: Million Dollar
S3E7
8-way
No-DQ
Elimination
Chris Redfield, Sou Yaguruma, Delta, /v/-tan, Tatsuya Suou, Joshua Graham, Mastema, Raidou Kuzunoha Lose
W3 L7 -4
2 4 P
Iconic Match
The Biggest Battle of Elimination in TFR History Yet

For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
S4E7
ZUN Lose
W3 L8 -5
2 5 P
W1 L2 -1
1 2 P
For Title: Million Dollar
S5E1
Royal Rumble
20
  1. Kevin Nash
  2. Strelok
  3. Terry Davis
  4. Pete
  5. Ricardo Milos
  6. Donald Mustard
  7. Samoa Joe
  8. Max Payne
  9. Jeff Mangum
  10. Brendan Fraser
  11. V
  12. Garcian Smith
  13. Gippo Dudee
  14. Calypso
  15. Duke Nukem
  16. Mastema
  17. Akagi Shigeru
  18. Louis
  19. Tommy Wiseau
  20. Patrick Bateman
Lose
W3 L9 -6
4 6 P
Death Rumble
Elimination №18
S5E2
Tag-Team
Elimination
Team Candidates (Maximillion Pegasus, Bane, Tohya Hachijo, Sou Hiyori)

Team Non-Candidates (Louis, Mastema, Big Show, Patrick Bateman)

Lose
W3 L10 -7
4 6 P
Candidates vs. Non-candidates
Note: Gain Immunity×1

Note: Mastema and Sou eliminated Mastema and Bateman by being inflicted each one a Low Blow, respectively.

S6E5
Komaeda Nagito Lose
W3 L11 -8
4 7 P
W1 L3 -2
1 3 P
Stage: Diamond Realm
S6E15.5
NON-CANON
Elimination Chamber
  1. #5 Ushiromiya Kinzo
  2. #3 Bane
  3. #6 Emperor
  4. #4 Our Black Friend
  5. #1 Chad
  6. #2 Mastema
Lose Rokkenjimania II
S6E17
Royal Rumble
20
  1. Bane
  2. Albert Wesker
  3. HUNK
  4. Agent 47
  5. Zoomer
  6. Ricardo Milos
  7. Ushiromiya Kinzo
  8. Mr. X
  9. Kotomine Kirei
  10. Kyle Hyde
  11. Leon Kennedy
  12. Dutch van der Linde
  13. Chris Redfield
  14. Boomer
  15. Saihara Shuichi
  16. Mastema
  17. Spider-Man
  18. Phoenix Wright
  19. Steve
  20. Extra
Lose
W3 L12 -9
4 7 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination №18

S7E6
30
  1. Bevi
  2. Mastema
  3. Boomer
  4. Van Darkholme
  5. Fred Jones
  6. Tazuna Joe
  7. Geralt of Rivia
  8. Bolo Reynolds
  9. Dutch van der Linde
  10. JC Denton
  11. The Janitor
  12. Andrew Dobson
  13. Komaeda Nagito
  14. Shrek
  15. V
  16. Ushiromiya Battler
  17. Chad
  18. Ilya Kuvshinov
  19. Russell Adler
  20. John Bradford
  21. Kong Wenge
  22. Senator Armstrong
Lose
W3 L13 -10
4 7 P
For Position: TFR General Manager

Elimination №4

S7E7
Extreme Rules Ares Win
W4 L13 -9
5 7 P
W2 L3 -1
2 3 P
「The Final Tournament: TFR vs. BCW」
→Tournament Qualifiers Phase 1
S7E8
Arikado Genya Lose
W4 L14 -10
5 8 P
W2 L4 -2
2 4 P
「The Final Tournament: TFR vs. BCW」
→Tournament Qualifiers Phase 2
OS7E1
NON-CANON

Royal Rumble

OS7E1§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Game: 2K18
OS7E21
NON-CANON
Extreme Rules
Elimination
Apollo Justice, Dan Schneider, Third Carlos, Van Darkholme, Mastema Lose For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender
S0E1
Drake Bell Win
W5 L14 -9
6 8 P
W3 L4 -1
3 4 P
Royal Rumble
S0E1§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W5 L15 -10
6 8 P
For Title: TFR
S0E6
Elimination Chamber Kyle Hyde #3, Mastema #4, Mario #5, Adol Christin #6, Apollo Justice #1, Char Aznable #2 Lose
W5 L16 -11
6 9 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
S0E9
Royal Rumble
  1. Joshua Graham
  2. Dutch van der Linde
  3. Dante
  4. Mastema
  5. HUNK
  6. Heisenberg
  7. Geralt of Rivia
  8. Hijiri Jyoji
  9. Komaeda Nagito
  10. Central
Lose
W5 L17 -12
6 9 P
For Title: TFR #3 Contender

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Probably jewed OP and his friends in Season -1.
    • Mastema's commentator name simulates Mastema4 (aka ).