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"LET'S-A GO!" ― Mario, before initiating a catastrophic event that would kill millions around the world

Mario, the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone knows who he is. Even you. While Mario is a universal constant who has the ability to end fights in mere seconds with his perpetual speed building, the Laws of Wrestling have heavily weakened him.

The Hero of Plumbery[edit | edit source]


Mario was once but a baby, carried by a stork. However, the stork was injured mid-flight, and he fell into the arms of a Yoshi. After countless treks through various lands, the Yoshi reunited Mario with his brother, Luigi, and they were delivered to their parents. However, these were not their real parents, merely adoptive ones given to the closest available family the stork could find. And so, in their teenage years, Mario and Luigi trekked to find their birth parents.

Eventually, they found their two parents in an old house in the middle of nowhere. His father, Kario, told Mario that he wanted nothing to do with the brothers. So in a fit of rage, Mario slaughtered both his father and his mother. This would lead to Mario's near endless hatred for trolls.

Rivalry with Donkey Kong the First

After killing his parents, Mario tried to live a more peaceful life in Brooklyn alongside Luigi. He just wanted a quiet life, as one would say. He worked days on end as a plumber, and even fell in love with a beautiful woman named Pauline. He also happened to partake in the Vietnam war. However, this peaceful life would come to an end on one fateful day.

Mario attempted to buy a pet gorilla named Donkey Kong the First (he would later be known on his home island as Cranky Kong), but the ape grew crazy and took Mario's bride from him. Mario jumped across various buildings, eventually beating the foul monkey and trapping him inside of a cage. However, Mario never counted on Donkey Kong's son, Donkey Kong Junior, freeing Donkey Kong himself and knocking down Mario. The two apes fled the scene, back to Donkey Kong's home, DK Island (which would later be plagued by the extremely devastating and gruesome Great Ape War). Pauline later left Mario after this, making him an even more bitter man hiding behind a happy exterior.

Venture to the Mushroom Kingdom

After Pauline left Mario, he was plagued at his plumbing job. Crabs, flames, turtles, what have you. Eventually, he and Luigi decided to discover the source of these pests, and ended up back in the Mushroom Kingdom, where they were born. After rescuing Princess Toadstool from the villainous reptilian king Bowser, Mario was forced into becoming a protector for the kingdom. Day after day, he would rescue the princess from Bowser, to the point where in one instance, where Bowser took over Peach's Castle and gave the paintings there life, Mario learned about his Interdimensional Abilities, and only grew stronger with time.

Anti-Troll Crusades

One day, Mario and Luigi were adventuring the Mushroom Kingdom, when they saw a Toad being trolled by two trolls. Later, Mario and Luigi would both join the Troll Slaiyers, with Luigi going under the alias Mr. L. However, this was just part of Mario's plan, temporarily using the Troll Slaiyers to meet his own ends. When Shadow the Hedgehog had a plan to defeat the trolls by interrupting a concert, Mario was forced to fight his brother, who had defected to the trolls. However, Mr. L was merely working with Mario on his plan, and later attempted the life of the Troll King when he got close enough, though that quickly failed when the Troll King said one of the Words of Death to instantly stop Mr. L's heart, that word being "c̷͟͞u̷͟*̶͘*̡̧*͏*̷̢*̶̧̢͞ń̸̛͜͢t̷̸".

After Luigi's death, Mario revealed to the Troll Slaiyers that everything was part of his plan, and quickly left the group after giving them a quick fight. Mario later went to fight the Troll King himself. The battle was grueling, to the point where the Troll King almost lost when Mario was forced to use one of his greatest weapons besides his Parallel Shifting, the Power Star. Knowing he may be defeated, the Troll King uttered one of the Words of Death to weaken Mario, that word being "N̶͘҉҉i̵҉̨*̢*̷̶̵̀E͏̸̸͡R̵͜͡". Mario was incapacitated, his eyes temporarily blinded, but Yoshi was there to save him.

Grief stricken, Mario eventually went back to the Mushroom Kingdom to train and become stronger, not only physically but also mentally, Mario pursued knowledge and learned about science, eventually discovering the Holy Star and the pure power that radiates from it.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

After his latest adventure, Mario decided there was only one way to become strong enough to protect the princess.

Episode 9

To settle the great dispute known as "The Console Wars", the three representatives of each console (Ricky Bobby called in sick so they replaced him) fought in The Final Rumble with a one-night contract. Much like the one time they played Kart, Kratos beat the opponents, bringing forth the calamity known as the Age of Snoy.

Episode 12

However, Mario was not done and decided he would try to win the rumble to prove trolls wrong.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Before Mario left, he was approached by a particular organization who had vested interests in his potential.

Now, with an opportunity he can't reject, Mario has set his goal in ridding this world of trolls, whatever it takes.

Episode 1

caLLs out tht fcking troll Demaro

Episode 4[edit | edit source]

Mario in his scientist coat with an assistant

After fighting that damn troll, it only reminded him more of the real reason Mario had stayed; his work on Project RUMBLE-17: The machine that would restore dignity, the dignity of this company and the world, freed from trolls and those that opposed The Three Kings. With everyone gathered in the room of the project and the entrances locked, it was time for the dignity to be restored, to initiate The Final Rumble.

The machine rumbled, as though getting excited.

Fierce sparks flickered around it, lighting up the billowing steam. The roar that made it seem like it might explode at any moment instantly lessened, and the next second...

There was a massive tremor -- an earthquake -- big enough that it lifted everyone off the ground.

Everyone, except the kings, watching from afar, fell to the floor.

Episode 9

While reporter "Mitake Miyao" was investigating inside The Factory, he encounters Comrade Mario and Demaro, who instantly attack each other.

Mitake manages to make Mario tap and escape the facility.

Episode 14

While Roger Retinz explains the plan for the night, Mario commentates on the quality of the food.

Episode 15

Mario starts #1 on the rumble, making it halfway before being thrown out.

Episode 16

Mario and Demaro encounter each other once again, decided to have their final match to the death.

However Coyote shows up and kills them both with his smugness and asspulls.

Episode 17

Coyote uses Mario and Demaro as flesh puppets with his Neutral powers to defeat the team of The Headmaster, and bring back those he erased.

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

A fat Italian plumber known for his heroic antics and autistic attitude. Some say he has the capabilities to make a great scientist but Mario cares more about jumping on turts.

He wrestles in The Final Rumble since he heard it's infested with trolls.

Episode 2

Arikado calls him out in a promo where Mario wins. Then he gets beaten up in the match afterwards.

Episode 9

Some unknown guy steals his Smash spot for the next one's roster.

Episode 11

Nintendo and Sega decide to once and for all settle the console wars how it began. After Segata wins the long struggle, they honorably shake hands, and the era of the Nintendo-Sega rule beings.

Together, they decided to take on their greatest enemies: Nintendo's most useless team and Sega's arcade competitors.

Episode 14

Impersonator takes his place.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

Bing bing wahoo!

Episode 1/TFR

Mario gets a shot at the King of Jobbers of the bat due to HIS REPUTATION.

Episode 2/TFR

Fights an old troll known for trolling people in epitaphs.

Episode 3/TFR

Beats a guy that likes to troll people with gay ass poetry.

Episode 5/TFR

Gets drafted to Bogdanoff Championship Wrestling to punish even more trolls in france.

Episode 5/BCW

Shows up in the draft rumble.

Episode 6/BCW

Tries to beat a chaotic troll, but the Devilsknife is too much for him.

Episode 7/BCW

Doesn't qualify for the tournament.

TFR/Off-Season 8[edit | edit source]

Suffers tragic accident involving a goomba and pissing, and dies.

Episode 15

Survives because he had 1-UP, then fights fake Mario to star in Mario movie. Since he wins and is real Mario he also gets to defend the title.

Episode 53

Joins the Contendership Clash Tournament.

Episode 55

Participates in the Bad to the Bone Tournament.

The Extinct Light[edit | edit source]

After the great success of the Mario Movie, now he can afford infinite fire flowers.

Episode 2

"Super" Mario participates in the Berserk Brawl tournament in Pool B.

Arriving just in time after finding the correct pipe warp, Mexican Goku offers Mario the Impossible Whopper with extra spicy sauce. But upon learning Mario wasn't actually white, he takes it back...

TFR/Off-Season 9[edit | edit source]

Episode 3

After performing a legendary one-after-another elimination in the ROYAL RUMBLE where he destroyed his long-time rival Ricky Bobby, he challenges him that next time he steps on TFR, he won't be stepping out with the Jobbers title again.

Episode 6[edit | edit source]

Just as promised, Mario attempts to just the rights of Snoy by taking the title from him, and once again would the master of the PS3 live yet not die by his motto: "If you ain't first, you're last".

TFR/Season 8[edit | edit source]

Mario can't even afford his favorite passtime of riding on karts now that TFR and the area are being taken over by trolls.

Episode 8

In Amakusa Elite Wrestling, Nero talks once again about legacy and its importance. The reason is because he recently met someone with a similar mindset, someone who wanted to end his career with some dignity and create new stars on his way out. A legend with years of experience under his belt and yet it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say the fed had FORGOTTEN about him... the new signing at AEW, Mario! With such a warm reception, he's-a very happy have his last run here, and it's why he has scouted someone not to be the next Mario, but better than that, a Super Mario, and a fellow platform specialist who has pridefully represented his homeland. Nero interjects what he just said to put emphasis on representing your home with tons of pride; AEW doesn't tolerate racist gimmicks, especially because Nero himself wouldn't be here if racism towards demons got its way. But he digresses, as since Nero's not booked for tonight, he wants to give the protegé the wrestling he wants, and start Mario on his coaching duties. All that Mario has to say is... Let's-a-goooooo!

Episode 11

Mario wrestlers alongside his future legacy, and Nero, too, builds his legacy in this match, by introducing a new member of The Elite Enigmas... Reize Seatlan!

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Crashed his fight with Kratos and Master Chief at the last second after building up speed to prevent Kratos from winning
  • Has attained near unlimited speed
  • Defeated Demaro despite his backing from Satan.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Triple-Threat Master Chief, Kratos, Mario Lose
W0 L1 -1
1 1 P
38-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Geralt of Rivia
  3. Zoomer
  4. Balthios James
  5. Shoji Shingo
  6. Aniki
  7. Van Darkholme
  8. Joshua Graham
  9. Door-kun
  10. Osama bin Laden
  11. Kazuhira Miller
  12. Tazuna Joe
  13. The Protomen
  14. The Chosen Hunter
  15. Rean Schwarzer
  16. Rance
  17. Kadoya Tsukasa
  18. Pixy
  19. John Bradford
  20. Alucard
  21. King
  22. Suou Tatsuya
  23. Boomer
  1. The Chosen Hunter
  2. Rean Schwarzer
  3. Pixy
  4. Suou Tatsuya
  5. Boomer
  6. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  7. Kasuga Ichiban
  8. Fred Jones
  9. Arthur Morgan
  10. Gene
  11. Marco Rossi
  12. Rando
  13. Serge
  14. Robert
  15. Hisoka
  16. /v/ Rage Guy
  17. Demaro
  18. Demi-fiend
  19. Komaeda Nagito
  20. Mario

W0 L2 -2
1 1 P
Elimination №: 35
Demaro Win
W1 L2 -1
2 1 P
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
Triple-Threat Demaro, Mario, Mitake Miyao Lose
W1 L3 -2
2 1 P
Note: Miyao put Mario into a hold and he tapped like a busta
Ushiromiya Battler, Raiden, Albus Bernstein, Okabe Rintarou

JOKER, Fred Jones, Roger Retinz, Mario

NON-CANON The Undercarder Lose Note: Mario felt pity for Undercarder and lost on purpose.
30-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Mario
  2. Galo
  3. Balthios James
  4. Fred Jones
  5. Dr. Piccolo
  6. Raiden
  7. Rance
  8. Bevi
  9. Fat Albert
  10. Geralt of Rivia
  11. Joshua Graham
  12. CJ
  13. Tyrone Ngubu
  14. Gene
  15. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  16. Demaro
  17. Aniki
  18. Roger Retinz
  19. Narushima Jakob
  20. Albus Bernstein
  21. Rean Schwarzer
  22. Narushima Koga
  23. Sandro
  24. Zoomer
  25. Kazuhira Miller
  26. Matador
  27. Van Darkholme
  28. Hell Biker
  29. Boomer
  30. Arthas Menethil
W1 L4 -3
2 1 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination №: 14

Royal Rumble
S6E15.5§#Rumble A
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania II
S6E15.5§#Rumble B
Full List
Extreme Rules Demaro, Mario, Coyote Lose
W1 L5 -4
2 2 P
The Headmaster & Head Doctor & Harrier Du Bois

Coyote & Demaro & Mario

W2 L5 -3
3 2 P
NON-CANON The Headmaster Lose
Royal Rumble
  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Fred Jones
  3. Aniki
  4. Rando
  5. Suou Tatsuya
  6. Chris Redfield
  7. Bevi
  8. HUNK
  9. Coyote
  10. Van Darkholme
  11. Kasuga Ichiban
  12. Adol Christin
  13. Mitake Toujirou
  14. Jacket
  15. Leon S. Kennedy
  16. Kotomine Kirei
  17. Gene
  18. Ooishi Kuraudo
  19. Rean Schwarzer
  20. Second Carlos
  21. Mario
  22. Mr. BANS
  23. Agent 49
  24. Narushima Koga
  25. Aleph
  26. Haze Stratos
  27. JOKER
  28. Rance
  29. Kido Reiji
  30. Date Kaname
Lose Elimination #26
  1. Narushima Jakob
  2. Johnny Gat
  3. Suou Tatsuya
  4. Gene
  5. Geralt of Rivia
  6. Rando
  7. Kido Reiji
  8. Komaeda Nagito
  9. Jacket
  10. Adam Jensen
  11. Dutch van der Linde
  12. Kasuga Ichiban
  13. Gold
  14. Harrier Du Bois
  15. John Bradford
  16. Coyote
  17. Head Doctor
  18. Ooishi Kuraudo
  19. Maebara Keiichi
  20. Haze Stratos
  21. Narukami Yu
  22. Kuzunoha Raidou
  23. Narushima Koga
  24. Aniki
  25. Mario
  26. Chris Redfield
  27. Rance
  28. The Headmaster
  29. Aleph
  30. Extra
Lose For Title: King of Uncanon #1 Contender

Elimination #28

Hell in a Cell
2/3 Falls
Second Carlos & Arthas Menethil & Haze Stratos

Agent 49 & Mario & Rean Schwarzer

Elimination Chamber Mario, Yuki Makoto, Arikado Genya, Akasaka Mamoru, V, Hijiri Jyoji Lose
W2 L6 -4
4 3 P
For Title: King of Jobbers
2/3 Falls
Ushiromiya Kinzo (1-2) Win
W3 L6 -3
4 3 P
W2 L0 2
3 1 P
30-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Kyle Hyde
  2. Agent 47
  3. Aniki
  4. Bane
  5. Adam Jensen
  6. Gold
  7. Arthur Morgan
  8. V
  9. Ushiromiya Battler
  10. Max Payne
  11. Majima Goro
  12. Junpei
  13. Fred Jones
  14. Chad
  15. Albert Wesker
  16. Tazuna Joe
  17. Brendan Fraser
  18. Dutch van der Linde
  19. Yuki Makoto
  20. Hijiri Jyoji
  21. Big Smoke
N.C. For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Note: Rumble crashed

20-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Ushiromiya Battler
  2. Dutch van der Linde
  3. Yuki Makoto
  4. Fred Jones
  5. Chad
  6. Big Smoke
  7. The Joker
  8. Ruber
  9. Joshua Graham
  10. Mario
  11. Rean Schwarzer
  12. Jonesy
  13. Central
  14. Geralt of Rivia
  15. Chris Redfield
W3 L7 -4
4 3 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination №: 9

V Win
W4 L7 -3
5 3 P
W3 L0 3
4 1 P
Fatal 5-Way
Extreme Rules
Tazuna Joe, Mario, Max Payne, Majima Goro, Junpei Lose
W4 L8 -4
6 4 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
  1. Gale
  2. Albert Wesker
  3. Kubota Zen
  4. Chuck
  5. Leo Shishigami
  6. Takahashi Ryosuke
  7. Mario
  8. Delta
  9. Tonegawa Yukio
  10. Ruber
  11. Yuki Makoto
  12. Fatlus
  13. Charles
  14. Store Manager
  15. Jevil
  16. Aniki
  17. Adam Jensen
  18. Richter
  19. The Father
  20. Sigma Klim
  21. Francis York Morgan
  22. Shoji Shingo
  23. Hisoka
  24. Narihisago Akihito
  25. Arthur Morgan
  26. The Brawler
  27. Ricardo Milos
  28. Cabanela
  29. YandereDev
  30. Eren Yeager
W4 L9 -5
6 4 P
For Title: Literal Who #1 Contender

Elimination #13

Hisoka & Houjou Satoko & Albus Dumbledore

Rean Schwarzer & Makunouchi Ippo & Mario

W4 L10 -6
6 4 P
Jevil Lose
W4 L11 -7
6 5 P
W3 L1 2
4 2 P
Saten, Uchiyamada Hiroshi, The Brawler, Takahashi Ryosuke, Stork, Reigen Arataka, Mario, Terry Hintz Lose
W4 L12 -8
6 6 P
「Tournament Qualifiers」
→Qualifiers Phase 1
Royal Rumble
Full List
W4 L13 -9
6 6 P
For Title: TFR
Arikado Genya Lose
W4 L14 -10
6 7 P
W3 L2 1
4 3 P
Royal Rumble
Full List
W4 L15 -11
6 7 P
For Title: TFR #1 Contender

Note: The rumble crashed and was restarted.

Elimination Chamber Kyle Hyde #3, Mastema #4, Mario #5, Adol Christin #6, Apollo Justice #1, Char Aznable #2 Lose
W5 L17 -12
~8 10 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
Triple-Threat Joshua Graham, Mario, Arikado Genya Lose
W5 L18 -13
~8 10 P
Tony Hawk Lose
W5 L19 -14
~8 11 P
W3 L3 0
4 4 P
Segata Sanshiro Lose
W5 L20 -15
~8 12 P
W3 L4 -1
4 5 P
Note: Consolewars are over.
Tag-Team Kane's Pokemons

The Console Wars

W6 L20 -14
~8 12 P
Notes: Schizo match end
Tornado-Tag The Console Wars


W6 L21 -15
~8 12 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contender
Falls Count Anywhere Joe Merrick Win
W7 L21 -14
~9 12 P
W4 L4 0
5 5 P
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE 2K19

Note: Season 6 save.

Mario (2022) Win
W8 L21 -13
~10 12 P
W5 L4 1
6 5 P
『April Fools』
Game: WWE 2k22
Rance Win
W9 L21 -12
~10 12 P
W6 L4 2
6 5 P
『April Fools』
Game: WWE 2k22

For Title: Literal Jobber

Note: Submission

Jacopo Bearzatti Win
W10 L21 -11
~11 12 P
W7 L4 3
7 5 P
For Title: Literal Jobber
George Jackman Lose
W10 L22 -12
~11 12 P
W7 L5 2
7 6 P
Mario, Wailuigi, Wairo Lose
Royal Rumble
Full List
W10 L23 -13
~11 12 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose 『Great Balls of Fire』
Note: Crashed, this participant was not included in the successful rumble.
Extreme Rules
Weapon Restrict: Chairs
Jesse Pinkman, Super Mario, Yuki Makoto Win Rokkenjimania IV』– Chair Arc

As: Super Mario

Super Mario, Jacket, Robert Win Rokkenjimania IV』– Chair Arc

As: Super Mario

Donte, Super Mario, Dante Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Chair Arc
NON-CANON Nostalgia Critic Win Stage: North Pole
Royal Rumble
Full List
W10 L24 -14
~11 12 P
For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender
Extreme Rules
Robert Kendo, Raiden, Mario Lose
Iconic Match
Raiden TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the Crowd
Game: WWE 2K23 Note: AI freaked out when Mario threw Raiden over a barricade, with him unable to cross an invisible wall (in his koikatsu vision) until Mario rescued him.
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Game: WWE 2K23

Note: DL'd CAWs were so OP that the match's contendership was cancelled

Royal Rumble
Full List
W10 L25 -15
~11 12 P
Iconic Match
For Title: Literal Jobber #2 Contender
Triple-Threat Mario, The Prince of Persia, Kiryu Kazuma Lose
W10 L26 -16
~11 12 P
For Title: Million Dollar #2 Contender
Francis York Morgan, The Prince, Mario, Suou Tatsuya

Cow Tools, Spazz Maticus, Ushiromiya Battler, Sam Stone

W11 L26 -15
~11 12 P
「Contendership Clash Tournament」
→Round 1
Chris Redfield, Sandro, V

The Prince, Mario, Suou Tatsuya

W11 L27 -16
~11 12 P
「Contendership Clash Tournament」
→Round 2
Scaffold Vorgin, Mario, Central, Regigigas, Zagreus, Stork, Adam Blade, Ryuki Kuruto Lose
W11 L28 -17
~11 12 P
Iconic Match
「Bad to the Bone Tournament」
Mexican Goku Lose
W11 L29 -18
~11 13 P
W7 L6 1
7 7 P
「Berserker Brawl」
→Pool B
Extreme Rules
Cow Tools, Mario, Wayne Win
W12 L29 -17
~12 13 P
Royal Rumble
Full List
W12 L30 -18
~12 13 P
Iconic Match
For Title: world title #1 Contender
Full List
W12 L31 -19
~12 13 P
For Title: world title #1 Contender

Note: kino elims

Battle Royale
Vorgin, Zagreus, Ryuki Kuruto, Captain Soap, Lucid, Papillon, Demi-fiend, Mario Lose Rokkenjimania V』– WrestleDream Arc
Champion Ricky Bobby Lose
W12 L32 -20
~12 14 P
W7 L7 0
7 8 P
Iconic Match
To Restore Balance to the Console Wars
Referee: Master Chief

For Title: Literal Jobber

Royal Rumble
Full List
W12 L33 -21
~12 14 P
For Title: world titleTM #2 Contender
Wayne Win
W13 L33 -20
~12 14 P
W8 L7 1
7 8 P
Note: Cedric Alexander invaded to distract Wayne... THEN Mr. McMahon CAME OUT WITH A CHAIR TO ATTACK MARIO.

Note: Count-out

Supporting Peppino
Tag-Team Mario & Peppino

The Elite Enigmas

W13 L34 -21
~12 14 P

Abilities[edit source]

Parallel Speed Build-Up Using various alternate selves, Mario has the ability to travel through entire dimensions and use the travel through them to build up speed. While this ability is weakened by the Laws of Wrestling, he is able to still tap into it every once in a while.
Metal Form Mario also has the ability to turn his whole body into a metallic surface that greatly strengthens his defenses, almost similarly to Armstrong's nanomachines. However, this ability would only be feasibly usable in the 2K20 timeline, which has been destroyed after the Death Game's end.
Holy Star Mario's greatest weapon besides his parallel shifting.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Every copy of Mario 64 is personalized.
  • He can turn half of his body into an AK-47.

Gallery[edit | edit source]