Joshua Graham

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"I don't enjoy killing, but, we can't expect God to do all the work" ― Joshua Graham

A character from Fallout: New Vegas.

Holy Spirit of Vengeance[edit | edit source]

Once Caesar's right hand, a crippling defeat was all it took for Caesar to betray his trust and make him an example by burning him and throwing him off a canyon.

TFR/Off-Season 1[edit | edit source]

The legendary Burned Man, Joshua Graham, debuting in the XCOM off-season was contacted by The Final Resistance after he's done a massive ayy killing spree in New Vegas, seriously hindering ADVENT operations in area.

The man knows no mercy to the aliens and VIPs alike, culling their numbers with his BRAPgun. As flames of vengeance burn bright in his soul, he will continue the eradication of any and all aliens he meets.

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

Now, returned from the dead, Joshua Graham seeks vengeance, and the best way to become strong enough is to participate in TFR until God's work is done.

Episode 1

Graham debuts in a match of equally punished men.

Episode 4[edit | edit source]

Graham battles against one of the strange aliens that somehow has made his way to this world, as expected beat his fucking skull in, proving any version of Graham can beat ayys in any timeline.

Episode 6

Is defeated with a complex old man who didn't want to listen to his sermon.

Episode 8

Forcefully teaches the word of God to this old man instead.

Episode 9

Faces two sinner enemies of God for contendership.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

Graham is too busy punishing heretics to wrestle this time.

Episode 7

Fought for the title in an exciting match but lost.

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

The mormon of punishment returns once again and now holier than ever.

Episode 1

For his first match, he runs in and commits one of his "war crimes" by attacking the heretic priest of despair during his entrance.

Episode 6

For his next act of holy retribution, he punishes the perverted detective for his depravity.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

The mormon is doing deeds in the name of God so he only shows up in rumbles.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Three fateful people meeting due to coincidental luck

At some point, competes with Nero and Komaeda Nagito in a carnival "Shoot the Ayyys!" hosted by Central in a TFR Festival.

Episode 1

Participates in the rumble to become the Fifth Master of the Locker Room

Episode 2

Thanks God for blessing them with peaceful times, but warns that if he ever told him to purge everyone he'd do it without doubting

Episode 4

When the rioters begin the Backstage Uprising, Graham goes to deal with the problem while quoting the bible, but is interrupted by Demaro who calls God a jobber. He manages to defeat the satanic cultist.

During Rumble-17, he either was let on the safe room or was left behind as a trial by God.

Episode 8

Either way, as an upgrade and recovery to his wounds, Graham was attached to a Terminator-Type Techno Armor, becoming a tool of justice to god.

Graham appears with Dutch van der Linde and Ubergestalt Rando on orders of The Three Kings to "scout" Ruber's Castle.

When Rean, Albus, Galo and Piccolo are about to fight, Graham and Rando interject for the titles and steal away with them.

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

Dlanor's drawing of her family.

When the Kings decide to missile strike the area, Rando and Graham save the Troubleshooters Pixy, Adam Jensen and Phi for "Such is God's plan. You are not to die here."

Later, as Dutch and Dlanor A. Knox wait in a McDonalds impatiently, she asks Graham for games on his TempleOS phone. Rando orders McMango, a Holy Burger and a McChicken. Dutch berates him for forgetting that Dlanor will only eat Happy Meals despite taking care of her for so long. Dlanor asks specifically for the one with LEGO Big Chungus and apple JUICE. Graham wonders if it's ok for children to drink Apple Juice, but remembers it's not Leon the one ordering.

Episode 11

The circus is taking their boy Clownmaeda to McDonalds, when Dlanor A. Knox who Dutch's group is taking there as well, asks to get the Bloon. A fight breaks out between the group, while Dlanor and Clownmaeda agree to exchange the Bloon if she wins.

Episode 12

Fo some reason, Rando defects from The Kings' side, leaving Graham with only 1/2 of the titles.

Episode 13

Kuzunoha Raidou accompanied with Lucifer and Jacket ambush Graham to get the other half of the tag belts, but V. Angelo and M'Rizen show up when Luciayy mentions power.

Jacket manages to defeat Graham and steal the title from the forces of LAW.

Episode 14

When Raidou and Lucifer go to disrespect the tomb of the mad dog by dancing on top of it with boots infused with Majima's soul, Graham shows up and challenges the creation of chaos for disrespecting the grave of a chosen one, and kicks Lucijob's shit in.

Episode 15

Participates in the rumble in the Coolsville Arena.

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

A bandaged, half-burned to death mormon who shoots people with finger guns and punishes heretics with arson. It's as funny as it sounds.

He's employed in X-COM by Central as their best soldier (as long as he isn't anywhere near a VIP).

Episode 12

Central contacts him for a special mission: defeating the reigning Mario and Segata for the good of consolekind and a shot at the titles.

Episode 14

Their final mission is to defeat the mighty butterflies, and by managing that, they become the new (and shortlived) champions, until TFR shuts down and all titles are vacated that is.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

The mummy man continues to fight heretics and aid the holy men of TFR.

Episode 2/TFR

Teams up with another man fully devoted to God: Roman Reigns, and takes on unholy abominations.

Episode 4/TFR

Pride is a grave sin, and that's why these conmen of entertainment need to be punished.

Episode 7/TFR

They try to punish these monuments of degeneracy and lust, but are given the full course fisting instead, free of charge.

Episode 8/TFR

Fails in the last chance qualifiers.

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Managed to kill Chosen Hunter twice during XCOM campaign
  • Shot an alien with a fingergun.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Results Records Singles Details
Joshua Graham, Serge, Rando, Alucard Lose
W0 L1 -1
1 1 P
NON-CANON Joshua Graham, Majima Goro, Maximillion Pegasus Lose
Falls Count Anywhere The Chosen Hunter Win
W1 L1 0
2 1 P
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
Iconic Match
Ayys Must Burn
Royal Rumble
S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
Full List
W1 L2 -1
2 1 P
Iconic Match
/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
For Title: /v/
W1 L3 -2
2 1 P
W1 L1 0
1 1 P
Note: Submission
Royal Rumble
S2E6§#BONUS: Not-so Big Headed Royal Rumble
Full List
Match Wheel:
Ricardo Milos & Kenny, Joe Baker & Shuichi Saihara, Joshua Graham & Jack Baker, Narukami Yu & Piccolo Lose
W1 L4 -3
3 2 P
Boomer Win
W2 L4 -2
4 2 P
W2 L1 1
2 1 P
Triple-Threat Arthur Morgan, Joshua Graham, Raidou Kuzunoha Lose
W2 L5 -3
4 3 P
For Title: King of Jobbers #1 Contender
6-way Albert Wesker, Big Smoke, DELTA, Joshua Graham, Raidou Kuzunoha, Rando Lose
W2 L6 -4
4 4 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
Full List
W2 L7 -5
4 4 P
For Title: /v/ #1#2 Contender
Extreme Rules
Kenny & Richtofen; Zoom & Shingo Shoji; Agent 47 & Piccolo; Joshua Graham & Peleador Ushiromiya Lose
Iconic Match
BONUS: The Last Wheel Alive
Chris Redfield, Sou Yaguruma, DELTA, /v/-tan, Tatsuya Suou, Joshua Graham, Mastema, Raidou Kuzunoha Lose
W2 L8 -6
5 5 P
Iconic Match
The Biggest Battle of Elimination in TFR History Yet
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
Full List
W3 L8 -5
5 5 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Note: The fire inside him burned bright.
Kirei Kotomine(Champion) Lose
W3 L9 -6
~5 6 P
W2 L2 0
2 2 P
For Title: /v/
Note: Instantly committed a War Crime by ruining Kirei's intro.
Battle Royale Char Aznable, Carter, Max Stirner, Goro Majima, V, Kazuhira Miller, Terry Davis, Joshua Graham Lose
W3 L10 -7
~5 6 P
「King of /v/ Contendership Tournament」
Falls Count Anywhere Kaname Date Win
W4 L10 -6
~6 6 P
W3 L2 1
3 2 P
Royal Rumble
  1. The Prince
  2. Chris Redfield
  3. Duke Nukem
  4. Leon S. Kennedy
  5. Cole Quinn
  6. Manny Pardo
  7. Senator Armstrong
  8. Kazuhira Miller
  9. The Demon of Debt
  10. La Parka
  11. Joshua Graham
  12. Nero
  13. Kyle Hyde
  14. Sam Hyde
  15. Winnie the Pooh
  16. King of Ingurland
  17. Dan Schneider
  18. V
  19. Kaname Date
  20. Char Aznable
  21. Maximillion Pegasus
  22. Drake Bell
  23. Phoenix Wright
  24. Reviewbrah
  25. Terry Davis
  26. Extra
  27. HUNK
  28. Kazuma Kiryu
  29. Max Payne
  30. Goro Majima
Lose Christmas Special
Game: WWE 2K20
Royal Rumble
  1. Donald Mustard
  2. The Demon of Debt
  3. Jeff Mangum
  4. Pete
  5. Akagi Shigeru
  6. Mr. X
  7. Joshua Graham
  8. Kazuhira Miller
  9. The Prince
  10. Dante
  1. Kaname Date
  2. Jeff Mangum
  3. James Sunderland
  4. The Prince
  5. Postal Dude
  6. Joshua Graham
  7. Sam Hyde
  8. The Demon of Debt
  9. Soldier G65434-2
  10. Dante
  11. V
  12. Bane
  13. Ricardo Milos
  14. Travis Touchdown
  15. Doomguy
  16. Kazuhira Miller
  17. Strelok
  18. Duke Nukem
  19. Terry Davis
  20. Manny Pardo
NC For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Note: First Royal Rumble CRASHED.

W4 L11 -7
~6 6 P
30-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Fred Jones
  2. Tom Brady
  3. CJ
  4. Rance
  5. Hisoka
  6. /v/ Rage Guy
  7. Marco Rossi
  8. The Protomen
  9. Demaro
  10. Kazuhira Miller
  11. Shingo Shoji
  12. Pixy
  13. Fargoth
  14. Extra
  15. Serge
  16. Nagito Komaeda
  17. Archer
  18. Zoomer
  19. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  20. Elite Crew
  21. Zeke Yeager
  22. Tatsuya Suou
  23. Rando
  24. The Janitor
  25. Tsukasa Kadoya
  26. Travis Touchdown
  27. John Bradford
  28. Ichiban Kasuga
  29. Joshua Graham
  30. Chosen Hunter
W4 L12 -8
~6 6 P
Elimination №27
38-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Geralt of Rivia
  3. Zoomer
  4. Balthios James
  5. Shoji Shingo
  6. Aniki
  7. Van Darkholme
  8. Joshua Graham
  9. Door-kun
  10. Osama bin Laden
  11. Kazuhira Miller
  12. Tazuna Joe
  13. The Protomen
  14. The Chosen Hunter
  15. Rean Schwarzer
  16. Rance
  17. Kadoya Tsukasa
  18. Pixy
  19. John Bradford
  20. Alucard
  21. King
  22. Suou Tatsuya
  23. Boomer
  1. The Chosen Hunter
  2. Rean Schwarzer
  3. Pixy
  4. Suou Tatsuya
  5. Boomer
  6. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  7. Kasuga Ichiban
  8. Fred Jones
  9. Arthur Morgan
  10. Gene
  11. Marco Rossi
  12. Rando
  13. Serge
  14. Robert
  15. Hisoka
  16. /v/ Rage Guy
  17. Demaro
  18. Demi-fiend
  19. Komaeda Nagito
  20. Mario

W4 L13 -9
~6 6 P
Elimination №7

Note: The game crashed, but Graham was not included in the reboot due to already being eliminated.

Royal Rumble
  1. Van Darkholme
  2. Leon Kennedy
  3. Kuzunoha Raidou the XIV
  4. Alucard
  5. Maebara Keiichi
  6. Kazuhira Miller
  7. Yuki Makoto
  8. John Bradford
  9. The Janitor
  10. Tazuna Joe
  11. Kasuga Ichiban
  12. Aniki
  13. Demi-fiend
  14. Geralt of Rivia
  15. Pixy
  16. Narukami Yu
  17. Rando
  18. Fred Jones
  19. Albert Wesker
  20. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  21. TheRapist
  22. Big Smoke
  23. The Necrodancer
  24. Rean Schwarzer
  25. Date Kaname
  26. Komaeda Nagito
  27. Zoomer
  28. Arthas
  29. Raiden (MG)
  30. Joshua Graham
W4 L14 -10
~6 6 P
For: 5th Master of the Chivalric Order of the Locker Room.
Demaro Win
W5 L14 -9
~7 6 P
W4 L2 2
4 2 P
Heavy Machinery, Rando & Joshua Graham, The Daily Dose (team) Win
W6 L14 -8
~8 6 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team

Note: Rean was holding back...

Extreme Rules
Joshua Graham & Nero

Chris Redfield & Demi-fiend

The Old Guard & Joshua Graham

The Circus

W7 L14 -7
~8 6 P
Joshua Graham & The Split

Jacket, Lucifer, Kuzunoha Raidou

W7 L15 -8
~9 7 P
For Title: ½ of /v/ Tag-Team
Backstage Brawl
Lucifer Win
Falls Count Anywhere Win
W8 L15 -7
~10 7 P
W5 L2 3
5 2 P
NON-CANON Yuki Makoto Win
Royal Rumble
  1. Gene
  2. The Undertaker
  3. Goldberg
  4. Shawn Michaels
  5. Steve Austin
  6. Aleph
  7. Rean Schwarzer
  8. Suou Tatsuya
  9. Eddie Guerrero
  10. Joshua Graham
  11. Aniki
  12. Johnny Gat
  13. Chris Jericho
  14. Maebara Keiichi
  15. Komaeda Nagito
  16. Kurt Angle
  17. Narushima Koga
  18. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  19. R-Truth
  20. Cam On Ingurland
  21. Rance
  22. Drew McIntyre
  23. Kevin Nash
  24. Ric Flair
  25. Samoa Joe
  26. Bevi
  27. Seth Rollins
  28. Ooishi Kuraudo
  29. Triple H
  30. Fred Jones
Lose Elimination №5
Royal Rumble
  1. Mario
  2. Galo
  3. Balthios James
  4. Fred Jones
  5. Dr. Piccolo
  6. Raiden
  7. Rance
  8. Bevi
  9. Fat Albert
  10. Geralt of Rivia
  11. Joshua Graham
  12. CJ
  13. Tyrone Ngubu
  14. Gene
  15. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  16. Demaro
  17. Aniki
  18. Roger Retinz
  19. Narushima Jakob
  20. Albus Bernstein
  21. Rean Schwarzer
  22. Narushima Koga
  23. Sandro
  24. Zoomer
  25. Kazuhira Miller
  26. Matador
  27. Van Darkholme
  28. Hell Biker
  29. Boomer
  30. Arthas Menethil
W8 L16 -8
~10 7 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination №5

Tag-Team The Sons of Sperdo

The Servants of God

W8 L17 -9
~10 7 P
30-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Kyle Hyde
  2. Agent 47
  3. Aniki
  4. Bane
  5. Adam Jensen
  6. Gold
  7. Arthur Morgan
  8. V
  9. Ushiromiya Battler
  10. Max Payne
  11. Majima Goro
  12. Junpei
  13. Fred Jones
  14. Chad
  15. Albert Wesker
  16. Tazuna Joe
  17. Brendan Fraser
  18. Dutch van der Linde
  19. Yuki Makoto
  20. Hijiri Jyoji
  21. Big Smoke
N.C. For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Note: Rumble crashed

20-Man Royal Rumble
  1. Ushiromiya Battler
  2. Dutch van der Linde
  3. Yuki Makoto
  4. Fred Jones
  5. Chad
  6. Big Smoke
  7. The Joker
  8. Ruber
  9. Joshua Graham
  10. Mario
  11. Rean Schwarzer
  12. Jonesy
  13. Central
  14. Geralt of Rivia
  15. Chris Redfield
W8 L18 -10
~10 7 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Elimination №7

Tag-Team The Servants of God

The Hacks

W8 L19 -11
~10 8 P
The Gym

The Servants of God

W8 L20 -12
~10 9 P
「Tournament Qualifiers」
→Qualifiers Phase 1
Battle Royal Max Payne, Central, Joshua Graham, Chris Redfield, Sam Stone, Jayden, Tazuna Joe, Ilya Kuvshinov Lose
W8 L21 -13
~10 9 P
「Tournament Qualifiers」
→Qualifiers Phase 2
Hell in a Cell
Boomer, VECTOR, Serge, Bane, Fargoth, Joshua Graham Lose
Tournament Jayden Lose
W8 L22 -14
~10 9 P
W5 L3 2
5 3 P
「Tournament For Contendership」
Royal Rumble
Full List
Triple-Threat Joshua Graham, Mario, Arikado Genya Lose
W8 L23 -15
~10 10 P
Royal Rumble
  1. Joshua Graham
  2. Dutch van der Linde
  3. Dante
  4. Mastema
  5. HUNK
  6. Heisenberg
  7. Geralt of Rivia
  8. Hijiri Jyoji
  9. Komaeda Nagito
  10. Central
W8 L24 -16
~10 10 P
For Title: TFR #3 Contender
Char Aznable, Simon Blackquill, Bevi, Gene, Joshua Graham Lose
W8 L25 -17
~10 10 P
Tornado-Tag The Console Wars


W9 L25 -16
~10 10 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contender
Tag-Team X-COM

The Butterflies(Champions)

W10 L25 -15
~10 10 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team
Ushiromiya Battler(Champion) Lose
W10 L26 -16
~10 11 P
W5 L4 1
5 4 P
Rokkenjimania III』– Opening Arc
For Title: /v/ World Title

Note: Squashed in a single Shining Wizard

Royal Rumble
Full List
W10 L27 -17
~10 11 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
Full List
W10 L28 -18
~10 11 P
『April Fools』
Game: WWE 2k22

For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender

TLC Lucid, Saihara Shuichi, Joshua Graham, Gene, Geralt of Rivia Lose
W10 L29 -19
~10 11 P
For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
Full List
Royal Rumble
Full List
W10 L30 -20
~10 11 P
『Great Balls of Fire』
For Title: TFR #1 Contender
Third Carlos, Joshua Graham, Joker, Majima Goro, HULK, Jack Garland, JONAH, Butch Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Ladder Arc
Joker Win Rokkenjimania IV』– Sumo Arc
→Round 1
Joshua Graham, Kotomine Kirei, Nakamura Shinsuke, Johnny Knoxville, No One, Batman, Hisoka, Raiden Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– End of Sumo Arc
→Round 2
Dante, Joshua Graham, Amami Rantaro, Extra, Van Darkholme, Raiden, Lucid, Rando Lose
Royal Rumble
Full List
Falls Count Anywhere
Joshua Graham, Robert, Serge Win TFR's 5th Anniversary
Game: WWE 2K19

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • His post-TS design is based on SMT II's Terminator enemy.