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The worst cooking posts and webms to be seen outside of /ck/. A Ja/ck/ thread is always something to be treasured.

Devil's Cook Ja/ck/[edit | edit source]

A man who has a legendary anti-talent for cooking, he still nonetheless wishes to someday be a great cook.

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

To become a better cook he has to become stronger himself, and so when he discovered the King of the Ring Board Tournament, he decided to bring his culinary qualities to The Final Rumble by buying /biz/'s spot in equal parts money and BBQ bottles, and now aims to cook his way to victory. Literally. His cooking can kill people.

Episode 3

His cooking was too strong for no-taste asian punks.

Episode 5

Gives /v/ the definite proof why threads instantly become better when he is posted.

Episode 6

Reaching the finals against /a/'s representative Maximillion Pegasus, his cooking is ineffective against someone of such high taste.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

Acquiring new power
Now works as a cook backstage, which is the reason why most wrestlers avoid eating on-site and why the map has the kitchen marked with a skull.

Episode 5

Hears a Senator's call for "Jack" and shows up to answer the call, but his food is rejected.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Protecting from his """FOOD"""
Even after the tragedy, his cooking has to be the worst thing on TFR

Episode 2

Fights Arthas to renew his chef contract.

Episode 4

During the rumbling, suffered a third and final stroke that paralyzed him, leaving him at the mercy of the tremors that upon reaching the peak killed him on the instant. It's a wonder he survived this long.

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

A simple man that makes simple recipes in the most complex ways and as deadly as possible.

Has his own restaurant, somehow.

Episode 2

Someone posted a request on part-timehero.com to deliver them one of Ja/ck/'s bento. Either a suicidally penitent man or a killer who enjoys the suffering of his victims.

TFR/Season 8[edit | edit source]

Ja/ck/ manages to keep running his restaurant despite all the strokes and the current state of Coolsville... but not for long.

Episode 1

Jack sends out a desperate message to his friend Kyle Hyde...
Kyle! I need your help, man! Someone is brutalizing my restaurant. It's a dangerous gangster! Can you come over, fast?!
Initially thinking Ja/ck/'s Dinner is being targeted by Mafia City, Kyle finds out it's instead a group called the "Blacklist Brotherhood", a small group who has nothing left to lose, and the man attacking is... Gene. Kyle couldn't believe it at first, but after being discarded by the industry, Gene says there's nothing left but stick to what you know and repay those who extend their hand. Kyle remarks that for "sticking to what he knows", he isn't seeing him getting pinned on the floor, which makes Gene happy since now he gets to kick "that asshole that cost a bunch of people their jobs" and his ass into the milky way. Surprisingly, Gene actually beats Kyle's ass, and for that makes a true promise to make his friend's life a living hell:
The two of you will never know peace again, as long as we rule over this place. All of us... We'll take turns beating you up and taking everything you have...
Kyle can't help but smile after that beatdown and say he can't wait to meet his friends, but Gene assures he'll regret saying that once they're done, and leaves.

With that out of the way, he orders some of Ja/ck/'s chicken.

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Surviving his own cooking
    • Surviving and willing to continue eating his own cooking (after 2 strokes)

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Record Singles Notes
S2E3
Shoji Shingo Win
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
「King of the Boards Tournament」
→Quarterfinals
S2E5
/v/-tan Win
W2 L0 2
2 0 P
「King of the Boards Tournament」
→Semifinals
S2E6
Maximillion Pegasus Lose
W2 L1 1
2 1 P
「King of the Boards Tournament」
→Finals
S2E11
NON-CANON
TLC
Ushiromiya Battler, Ja/ck/, Van Darkholme Win
S3E5
Senator Armstrong Lose
W2 L2 0
2 2 P
S6E2
Arthas Menethil Win
W3 L2 1
3 2 P
S6E15.5
NON-CANON
Fatal-4-Way
Tom Brady, Gun Jesus, Ja/ck/, Seeker Win Rokkenjimania II
OS8E2
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Restoration Arc
For Title: NXT #1 Contender
OS8E10
NON-CANON
Tornado-Tag
No More Vidya

Ja/ck/ & Edward Richtofen

Lose TFR's 3rd Anniversary
For Title: Undisputed /v/ Tag-Team

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Got his theme stolen (and put to better use) by Robert.