Human Holocaust

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"Go holocaust yourself you fucking k***! And take that ni**er with you." ― Jesus Christ Raimi

A massive fucking jobber who proves that /pol/ can't do anything right, not even not job.

The Holocaust About to Happen[edit | edit source]

Sam Raimi was once a man that hated black people so much he wished for nothing more than a way to end them all, initially thinking of following the steps of uncle Adolf. However, upon being bitten by a radioactive spider, he gained superpowers such as superhuman strength and being a movie director, and forgot about his prejudice. But with time of working in Hollywood, he saw the truth; the truth about those dirty darkies and the spic-nig cycle, and the puppeteers behind the scenes; he decided to turn himself into a hero that would end minorities once and for all.

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Spiderman himself has come to TFR, but not on a mission of peace: he has come to eliminate every single last ni**er, kike, jew, chink, jap (some of them are alright), gook, negro, sandni**er, canadian, spic, and/or lunarian from the face of this ring by force.

"How did Raimi get away with this?"

Episode 1

Spidey also believes in the holy act of stoning women, and is naturally part of Team NWF, but he has different plans of what needs to be done with the holy seed... borning a new super-aryan humanity. And that's why he competes for the Case to prove his cause.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

After a short break to release a movie, he returns to the ring.

Episode 5

Participates on the most american match ever.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

Seeks to rid the world of gangsters and incels.

Later, Robert manages to do the impossible... and ends racism live on stage once and for all. Or at least for a while, but Spidey admits Robert counts as honorary white.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Spider-man gets caught in the Dimensional Merge's time shenanigans, but what's worse... he was back to being taken over by the symbiote, which was making him racially diverse and accepting of other cultures and made him... a Spider-Manegro.

Episode 3

Fights his enemy Bane who is again a superroided luchador.

Episode 5

After Battler uses the Focusing Stone, he returns to the present and is relieved to finally not be a dirty darkie anymore.

Episode 7

Now that he's racist again and more than ever, he tries to take out one of those black ghetto dealers that hold power over the dark legions. In the fight, he summoned his ally Kaz "alone in the dark, no more" Miller, to aid him in his conquest of the black race.

Episode 9

Rumors of Kaz's mission spread and after several attacks, the situation escalates into the conflict that would define the destiny of ethnicity through the world: The Race War is finally upon us... Teaming up with fellow nationalists and racists, Miller formed The Fourth Reich, and together they defeated the blacks once again and for all; The white race won.

Season 4[edit | edit source]

Thanks to their victory, their group can once again stand high. But with a single battle won, the war proves far from over, and Spidey will have to show his full power: THE HUMAN HOLOCAUST.

"The Human what? Oh that sucks kid, at least name yourself after something that actually happened."

Episode 1

Mr. America sent out Spider-Man to intercept Garcian during one of his cleaning jobs to potentially take him out of the upcoming racial battle, however Spider-Man was forced to retreat.

In the end, they cannot take the titles which rightfully belong to the white race from the two darkies' hands, and Human Holocaust is forced to spend the rest of the season trying to clean his wikipedia article's Early Life section.

Season 5[edit | edit source]

He went in a special conference thinking it was about the KKK, and was trapped along with 60 other wrestlers in the DEATH GAME in Universe 2K20 by La Parka.

Episode 1

He was selected for the non-candidate Death Rumble where the first 10 eliminated are sentenced to the wild ride and the winner and highest killer wins Immunity.

He eliminates Brad Pitt and is the 4th elimination of the first Death Rumble, being sent to the wild ride.

Episode 2

Had a chance to swap places with a living participant by entering the Wild Ride Rumble, but is denied escape and stays on the wild ride.

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

Due to Mr. X breaking the rules, the participants who lack Immunity have to face personal deathmatches against dolls.

Before the match, Human Holocaust's doll was hoping to have to fight against a filthy coon since he wanted to go American History X on someone, but Bane will have to suffice. Bane recognizes him as a worthy adversary but inquires about his previous outfit, which Human Holocaust reveals he changed when one of the unclean ones touched him once and the baboon stench wouldn't come off, so his Final Solution was... designing a new outfit. Bane questions him about why he changed from the way he used to be in the past, and recognizes a weird voice telling him those "over the limit" things to say who he thinks is called "Sam" and how it feels similar to the time he arrived here on some old man's truck...

Bane defeats the doll, tells him they "expect one of us in the wreckage, brother..." while pointing his gun and fires.

Human Holocaust has expired.

This character died in the Death Game

Season 6 Epilogue[edit | edit source]

The hero Spider-Man came to participate in the NWF vs FMS War and steal the case for the good of aryankind, but an assassin got it first instead.

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Being kinda racist.
  • Summoned Kazuhira Miller to aid in his win against the racially inferior.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Results Records Singles Details
Elimination Chamber Chris Redfield, Dutch van der Linde, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Zoomer, Battler Ushiromiya Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 0 P
Iconic Match
Battle for the Case
For: The Case of Sperm
Triple-Threat Shingo Shoji, Agent 47, Spiderman Lose
W0 L2 -2
0 0 P
Battle Royale Shingo Shoji, Vitalik, Spider-man, Erwin Smith, Fred Jones, Leon Kennedy, Chad, The Undercarder Lose
W0 L3 -3
0 0 P
Royal Rumble
Full List
W0 L4 -4
0 0 P
Iconic Match
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Battle Royale Marvin Branagh, Albert Wesker, Agent 47, Erwin Smith, Max Payne, Nagito Komaeda, Geralt of Rivia, Spider-Man Lose
W0 L5 -5
0 0 P
Steve, Spiderman, Joe Baker, Boomer, Shingo Shoji, Kirei Kotomine, Rando, Mr. America Lose
W0 L6 -6
0 0 P
Royal Rumble
S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
Full List
W0 L7 -7
0 0 P
Iconic Match
/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
For Title: /v/
Fatal-4-Way Spider-Man, Mr. America, Tom Brady, La Creatura Lose
W0 L8 -8
0 1 P
Triple-Threat /v/-tanBig Smoke, Spider-Man Lose
W0 L9 -9
0 2 P
Robert Lose
W0 L10 -10
0 3 P
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Note: Racism BTFO
Extreme Rules
Senator Armstrong, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Ricardo Milos Lose
Royal Rumble
Full List
W0 L11 -11
0 3 P
For Title: /v/ #1#2 Contender
Classic Bane Lose
W0 L12 -12
0 4 P
W0 L2 -2
0 2 P
Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006
Big Smoke Win
W1 L12 -11
1 4 P
W1 L2 -1
1 2 P
Note: Won because Kaz invaded the ring and attacked B.S.
The Nation of Domination

The Fourth Reich

W2 L12 -10
2 4 P
Note: whites won the race war
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006
Backstage Brawl Garcian Smith Lose
W2 L13 -11
2 4 P
W1 L3 -2
1 2 P
Stage: Haunted House

Note: Mr America sent out Spider-Man to intercept Garcian during one of his cleaning jobs to potentially take Garcian out of the upcoming Race War battle, however Spider-Man was forced to retreat.

Tag-Team Killer2

The Fourth Reich

W2 L14 -12
~2 4 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team
Royal Rumble
  1. Hulk Hogan
  2. Leon S. Kennedy
  3. Nemesis
  4. Battler Ushiromiya
  5. Demi-Fiend
  6. Door-Kun
  7. Richtofen
  8. Vergil
  9. Dante
  10. Arthur Morgan
  11. Rey Misterio
  12. Manny Pardo
  13. Frank West
  14. Scout
  15. Chris Benoit
  16. Maximillion Pegasus
  17. John Cena
  18. Winnie the Pooh
  19. HANK
  20. Big Show
  21. Garcian Smith
  22. Andrei Ulmeyda
  23. Pixy
  24. Commander Shepard
  25. Homer Simpson
  26. Chris-chan
  27. Julius Little
  28. Spider-Man
  29. Reverse Flash
  30. Bane
Lose Christmas Special
Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006
Royal Rumble
  1. Max Stirner
  2. Human Holocaust
  3. Dr. Salvador
  4. Postal Dude
  5. Winnie the Pooh
  6. Brad Pitt
  7. Sam Hyde
  8. Old Man Henderson
  9. ZUN
  10. MC Ride
  11. SANS
  12. Soldier G65434-2
  13. Carter
  14. Undertaker
  15. Reviewbrah
  16. Tony Hawk
  17. Andrei Ulmeyda
  18. James Sunderland
  19. Mr. X
  20. Big Show
W2 L15 -13
~2 4 P
Death Rumble
Elimination №: 4
Chris Redfield, Boomer, Albert Wesker, Dutch van der Linde, Spider-Man, Agent 47, Zoomer, Ushiromiya Battler Lose For: Fake Case of Sperm
Royal Rumble
  1. Donald Mustard
  2. Sam Hyde
  3. Garcian Smith
  4. Old Man Henderson
  5. Pete
  6. Postal Dude
  7. Terry Davis
  8. Dr. Salvador
  9. Ricardo Milos
  10. Strelok
  11. Brad Pitt
  12. MC Ride
  13. Gippo Dudee
  14. ZUN
  15. HUNK
  16. Human Holocaust
  1. Max Stirner
  2. Dr. Salvador
  3. Max Payne
  4. MC Ride
  5. ZUN
  6. Human Holocaust
  7. HUNK
  8. Brendan Fraser
  9. Gippo Dudee
  10. SANS
W2 L16 -14
~2 4 P
Wild Ride Rumble
Elimination №: 15

Note: First Royal Rumble CRASHED.

Bane Lose
W2 L17 -15
~2 5 P
W1 L4 -3
1 3 P
For: Survival
The Grinch, Steve, Shrek, Extra, Spider-Man, Ushiromiya Battler, Chad, Triple H Lose Rokkenjimania II
NON-CANON The Amazing
Royal Rumble
  1. Bane
  2. Albert Wesker
  3. HUNK
  4. Agent 47
  5. Zoomer
  6. Ricardo Milos
  7. Ushiromiya Kinzo
  8. Mr. X
  9. Kotomine Kirei
  10. Kyle Hyde
  11. Leon Kennedy
  12. Dutch van der Linde
  13. Chris Redfield
  14. Boomer
  15. Saihara Shuichi
  16. Mastema
  17. Spider-Man
  18. Phoenix Wright
  19. Steve
  20. Extra
W3 L17 -14
~2 5 P
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender
Elimination Chamber Agent 47, Fred Jones, HUNK, Senator Armstrong, Spider-Man, Maximillion Pegasus Lose
W3 L18 -15
~2 6 P
For Title: /v/
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Restoration Arc
For Title: NXT #1 Contender
NON-CANON Johnny Knoxville Lose
Three Stages of Hell
Goku Lose Game: WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth
Three Stages of Hell
Hell in a Cell
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Return From The Past Arc
Game: WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2006
Hell in a Cell
THE INCREDIBLE HULK Lose Rokkenjimania V』– Vengeance Arc
Stage: AEW
The Chads



Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Went 11 matches without a single win for 3 Seasons.
    • Finally won by calling Kaz to attack the opponent.
  • He can summon M I N D T I G E R S

Gallery[edit | edit source]