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"I can change anyone! I can write anything!" ― Kojima, in TFR
"Hideo Kojima" is the antagonist of TFR's Season 4.

The Man who Stranded the World[edit | edit source]

Hideo Kojima is a Japanese video game designer and also the head and founder of Kojima Productions. He is most famous for his creation of the Metal Gear series which revolutionizes the stealth genre of video games. Although a successful series, he was kicked out by his employer, Konami, for apparently spending too much money to develop MGSV. He is currently working for the release of his next game, Death Stranding.

Although he is most known for his association with video games, Kojima is also a huge kinophile and thus this trait also applies to his games. For example, Metal Gear Solid 4 alone holds the record for the longest single cutscene in a video game ever at 27 minutes long, and his newest project, Death Stranding, is also known for its casts that are mostly Hollywood actors. This led to most of his games being called a "movie simulator" rather than an actual game.

He is also a huge fan of conspiracy theories and occultism, having himself a huge amount of knowledge about magic.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

Now, his endeavors has led him to be interested in buying out TFR, and the extent of his creativity will soon be known.

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

Kojima has taken a very big interest in TFR and has become very observant of it, along with his Producer.

This may be related to the rumor that this is taking place in a different dimension called 2K20, since the Laws of Wrestling have weakened and wrestlers report a strange feeling ever since the end of the year stated approaching.

Episode 1

Kojima appears to take an interest in the legendary mercenary HUNK after seeing his freelance match, and orders his producer to hire him.

Episode 2

His producer reports that the negotiations with HUNK went favorably. Kojima, then says it's time for the hostile takeover to begin.

Episode 3

It seems HUNK has been re-contracted in TFR, and makes an appearance to declare that "This is war".

Episode 4

Kojima finally obtains full control of TFR. And he declares the first idea that he's gonna implement: If either lose, they shall receive a special punishment. If Mrs. X loses he'll give her a silly dress, but if Red does, he'll have her eye fall out. His Producer acclaims his idea... before asking how he is gonna do that. Kojima answers that, of course, he is gonna write it into reality. This is sure to make ratings go through the roof.

Disappointed in the result of Mrs. X's match, he has her eye fall out too. At this point, his Producer notices him that The Locker Room is rebelling on his new rules. Kojima tells him to send HUNK-sama, and that anyone who dares attack him will become 5'6.

However, even a manlet Senator Armstrong manages to somehow be the first to defeat HUNK, thanks to the power of his new SUPER-NANOMACHINES.

Episode 5

When his Producer starts wondering why he sent HUNK to lose, Kojima reveals it was all part of his plan; he made him lose on purpose, as a plot twist, as he himself gave Armstrong the nanomachines. After receiving even more praise from his Producer, he decides he wants to see what happens without the nanomachines, and creates a Reality Marble where the laws of Universe 2K19 apply. However, even in here they managed to draw out.

Episode 6

His Producer again mentions that the Locker Room keeps rebelling more and more against his actions, but more than that, the ratings are starting to plummet. Kojima ignores all this, and assures that "I made this show get high ratingu! We in build up stage now! Soon, ratingu go uppu! I know how to book!". He also exclaims "I brought Johnnyru to this worudo!", which confuses his Producer as he was not even part of the staff back then. He also claims, he bought The Focusing Stone and had HUNK give it to Battora Ushiromiya, as he was a creative director in testing back then. He also mentions he brought back a famous star from 20 years ago...

Episode 7

When the Producer informs that the Locker Room is starting to riot, he suggest sending HUNK. But Kojima denies him, as HUNK-sama is in surgery being upgraded. He then sets new punishments as a way to give the wrestlers more presence: "Tripperu threto match? Eosers become BRUE! Braddu pittu has match? Roser becomes chinese flag! More ideas! Drake Beru vs my signing from last week? ROSER SHAVES HALF THEIR HEAD! AND... AND... IF EXTRA AND RED ROSE... THROW THEM IN SURGERY! MAKE THEM BIONIC!!!" Kojima keeps throwing his ideas at TFR with total disregard for the wrestlers themselves.

This didn't defuse the situation, instead, wrestlers stopped rioting because they were planning a takeover! With Central as their leader, they've positioned men already. However, what Kojima responded with is "HEY! I MAKE STIPURRATION FOR MAIN EVENTO! WINNERY WILL FACE THE CHAMPION, BUT... They have 10 minutes to pin him! And if they don't, they become FATTO! AND SMARU! HAHAHAHAHA !". When the Producer tries to focus Kojima's attention, he threatens to fine him and reveals his plan to pay the Million Dollar Guy even more to take out the man commanding the takeover.

Episode 8[edit | edit source]

Kojima complains about losing the Geimu Awardo to some game called Sekilo, who is way too hard him. His Producer informs him that they managed to get a contract with another hollywood star, but Kojima seems displeased with the recent performance of his horrywood stars. Producer comments that he seems unmotivated by his debt, and Kojima decides to put a cursed mask in him to make him motivated, by turning him demonic. "HUNDRED DORRA GET DEDUCED FROM OPPONENT BAK ACCOUNT! PERUFECT! AND I HAVE MORE IDEAS! VERGIL HAS HAIR PROBLEM? PUT HIM AGAINST MY HORRYWOOD STAR TONY HAWKU! ROSER HAS TO GET AN EVEN WORSE HAIRCUT THAN THEIR CURRENT ONE! MORE! MORE! THE BRUE MAN HAS TO WIN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIT TO REVERT THEIR CURSE!"

However, later that day, as past legend of TFR returns to the ring, the man who is decided to correct the course of history.

Sminem
I'm getting straight to the point. I don't have much time as things stand. Kojima, you are the dumbest person I know.

—The screen starts to tear and distort—

Sminem
You... You... You... Signed it... 50% ownership...
But the only thing you didn't notice, Kojima, was it was ONLY 50%. And the person who owns the other half of TFR? That's me.
I bought it to make sure another Bog disaster wouldn't happen... And if you or your cronies think 'this is war', then I'll show you wa-

At that point, the transmission cuts.

Episode 9

Producer announces that Sminem has returned, but HUNK is still being worked on. Kojima, getting more hysterical, replies "I SAW IT! I ROCKED HIM AWAY! BUT HE BREAK ROCK SOON! HE COME BACK TO THIS UNIVERSE!". Producer says that the riots still are intensifying, and they can't use their trump card of Armstrong just yet. Kojima responds to let The Prototypes out to destroy the Locker Room. The Producer complains that they are barely 30% done, but Kojima ignores it. "WE HAVE ENOUGH PROTOTYPE FOR 5 MATCH! SEND THEM OUT! I DON'T CARE ABOUT UNIVERSE RURE! WE STOP SMINEM! BEFORE... BEFORE IT'S TOO RATE! HUNK-SAMA WILL BE HERE SOON! WHEN HE BACK, WE WON'T ROSE ANYMORE!".

Thus, the War of the Prototypes starts to defend TFR. A bloody combat that defeats TFR and leaves many injured.

Episode 10

Kojima laughs at crushin the TFR forces with his superior wrestlers and proclaims it's almost time to unleash... The Final Impact. Kojima has locked every wrestler that doesn't belong to his vision on the Old Universe, even thought it was supposed to have been destroyed. Because he himself and ratings enjoy suffering, Kojima decides to stream what is going on there, and gives a select few a chance to survive as long as they have a title.

Just as some wrestlers were expressing their emotions on camera, he decides to cut off the feed, to wallow in even more suffering.

However, when he was relaxing enjoying the despair, his Producer appears telling of a terrible notice: They've just been invaded by mysterious forces. And they're here to stop The Final Impact. Kojima becomes enraged and orders all manpower to repair and dispatch the Prototypes that instant.

The invaders manage to stall enough time for the final impact to be delayed terribly, leaving Kojima no choice but ignore the title holders and close the portal now, so that nobody could return from the other universe before TFI, or it would all be over! However, his Producer mentions that some of his forces still remain, and deciding to listen to him for once, he decides instead to send Armstrong to the 2K20 entrance portal room and close it. However, someone intercepted Armstrong before he could reach there.

Armstrong was intercepted by none other than The Court. As Miles Edgeworth fights him, Kojima activates his hidden ace and turns Armstrong fully metallic. During that time he crushed Edgeworth, but suddenly, Phoenix Wright from the sidelines somehow deactivates the nanomachines, and Edgeworth uses his confusion to make a terminating move on Armstrong and defeat him.

Episode 11[edit | edit source]

Kojimatrice sprite used during the Season 5 Finale.
Phoenix then livestreams the truth about Kojima and himself. About how Sminem had a premonition from the start that someone was gonna attempt this, and all they had left to do was find who. About how Kojima was in contact with HUNK since before he fought Battler. About how HUNK's matches before this point had all been predetermined. About how Battler receiving a modified Focusing Stone was all part of Kojima's plan, which after his match with Agent 47 warped him to the universe Kojima had created, and the very one they now stood: Kojima's World. About how he used Battler as a catalyst to create his new universe, having him endure endless torment alone for what seemed an eternity, which completely destroyed his mind, forcing it to take a different persona to distance from the pain. About how he himself had betrayed his friends to get close to Kojima and destroy him from the inside. About Battler waking up as a different person, and Kojima's time coming soon. But before he could reveal his name, Kojima interrupted him, because he wants no spoilers, and ended the transmission.

Then, Kojima finally meets again with what was said to be the greatest in TFR, to who he hated more than anything right now and decided to make his rival until the time of his match, to the only one that could stop him, Tohya Hachijo. Even despite his insistence, Tohya repeats that he is no longer Battler Ushiromiya. Kojima bets on his own creation the Demon of Debt, but Tohya calls out his contradiction on spoiling his own script.

To push Tohya further, Kojima demonstrates his powers by altering how everyone in this match looks. Tohya tells him to stop this sick game, but Kojima just tortures him further.

However, they are interrupted as guests enter the office. Kirei Kotomine and his servant Dimitri Blaiddyd. Announcing themselves, Kirei that they are a third party in the confrontation, as they can neither support Tohya's happy ending, nor Kojima's annihilation with minor suffering. Kirei states that he is here to repay Battler's favor, on him being the closest thing he had to a friend, by engaging the last of Kojima's defenses until Tohya's match is on, ensuring a fair match. This enrages Kojima, who sends Armstrong against the pair. Tohya says a heartfelt thank you, for the strangers to be helping him.

When the time comes, Phoenix Wright and Shuichi Saihara arrive, and the three back together as Mystery Masters under Sminem confront Kojima.

"Kojima, this is the final battle. You shall not send anyone back to the old universe anymore, and you shall not extinguish it!"

They all antagonize Kojima for what he did, and demand he hand over the Script. However, Kojima shows fearless, as he doesn't even allow a bit of doubt in himself.

"Do you... rearry think I'm afraido? What can you do to me, USHIROMIYA BATTOOOOORAAAAAAAA?
I AM PAAFEKTO! I CONTROR REALITY!
"

Just as Kojima calls for him, HUNK-V2 finally has arrived. He formally meets Tohya, whose mind somehow recognizes him, before engaging him in combat, beginning the battle for the destiny of two universes.

However, it was not Tohya who was fighting that day, but Battler's fierce soul refusing to go out without shining with a blinding light one last time. The style of wrestling that was on the ring that day... was definitely Battler! He fought with strength the kinds of which was never seen before, and finally, HUNK, the Grim Reaper, the unbeatable machine who claimed neither man nor beast could step in his shadow and go undefeated against him in combat

...Fell.

HUNK-sama was supposed to be invincible, and yet...

Tohya is surprised he was barely able do it, even though he never wrestled before. Finally, he realized what Kojima didn't, why Sminem put so much faith in him... simply because of who he was: a writer, just like him, and that's why he's the one capable of stopping him, because he knows the true essence of writing, of putting one's heart and mind into it. Now that he has the script he can change the world however he wants and change people's fate... but he knows where his writing stops.

Dimitri apologizes for failing, but Kirei doesn't care for their objective here was completed. Armstrong and Kojima were never a factor, and the time for true pain... will come soon. Between Dimitri screaming about Edelgard, Kirei mentions the creature that has landed in Hell, the vessel that must be waking up soon... Dimitri wonders, if that is the one... that will leade them to their objective? So believes Kirei.

The Blue Man Curse... The falling eyes... All the magic, all the times you manipulated this show... and even what he forced him, Wright, to do... Saihara states they reject all of it, his visions, his script... even Kojima himself! Kojima can't accept it, he's a masterpiece writer! HE WIN GEIMU AWARUDO FOR BESTO DIRECTION! HE DO ARR GAMES HIMSERF! NO HERP FROM ANYONE! NO ONE ABOVE HIM! START TO FINISH! And yet none of that matters, because as Tohya puts it, in the end, there's only one thing to be said about everything he wrote... about him, about his games... ideals and mentality... and this universe and the 'Final Impact'...

IT'S ALL NOTHING BUT A FORGERY!

"*cackre*cackre*cackre*, Kojima laughts at 'Ushiromiya Battora', for HE ROST! HUNK-SAMA CAN NEVER BE DEFEATED! Final Impacto ready for execution, no more deray, no TCR, and no Battora! But he won't kirr now, he'll keep them in this universe to watch all of it! He'll personarry punish Wraito and Saihara-chan! And when suffer enough, might think of putting out of misery! This was war, and they ROST IT! YOU ARE INCOMPETENT! As Tohya cries it's all useless, a portal appears behind Kojima, from which a figure appears and grabs him, and they both disappear. Wright and Saihara instantly recognize what just happened; Sminem dragged Kojima through the portal with the script... he exchanged his life to protect them, not out of desperation, but a move he calculated out of the realm of possibilities. Wright can't believe it, everything he did to escape fate, all the backstabbing for the sake of his plan, and still they barely didn't escape fate. But Saihara thinks, as long as they focus on where it leads from there

"For now I'll enjoy myself... While I can."
Suddenly, a familiar figure stands before them... Ushiromiya Battler. Wright and Saihara waste no time rushing to hug their long-gone friend.

Thus, Kojima was negated with the Golden Truth, and the Script would never again define the fates of anyone anymore.

However, his producer might have other plans for TFR...

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

After his fall and disappearance, his producer, Hideo, inherits his General Manager position.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

But... Kojima did not vanish from this world. It was not possible, because the one he came from... had not accepted him. So the evil of all things... took his form once again.

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

While Hideo prepares another amazing show, out of nowhere, a man clad in black attacks him. Waking up underground and tied up, he notices Kojima talking to him... and his own clothes being gone. Kojima wonders how he got such comfortaburu positionu even after helping with The Finaru Impacto and personally working on prototyperu, and more importantly, Tee eff Arr has been very boringu lately... Hideo believes he was just doing his job, but more importantly, he's dazzled at how he's is still... he thought... a simple mistake points Kojima, for he shall neveru go away, and wirr be always watchingo him. Now, it's time for games, as he says to the terrified Hideo he will have "to beatto my goodo frienderu Suneku's meatto in crose quarteru combatto". As Hideo begs and cries, Snake slips right behind him to "bait him"... Hideo's screams soon fill the room.

Episode 11

It's taimu to start this job again... AluKWAB appears to talk to ...Hideo?... about tonight's show. He must already be how things went in the Resistance HQ invasion and he even got to make someone his bitch, so he asks who HUNK's facing tonight, so "Hideo" thinks that, surprisingly, they've decided to give HUNK a break. Surprised at such an event happening at the cusp of gathering enough dimes for their plan, AluKWAB wonders if it's the right decision for the Messiah, but "Hideo" tells him not to question the authority of the director, and by the way tells him he's booked against "Duwaito" and "Demetriussu", recent hires off the street. Becoming nervous, AluKWAB asks one last thing in where Hideo got those strange shades, but Hideo tells him he hurry it up to the match instead of asking dumb questions...

Episode 12

Roger Retinz instructs Tazuna Joe to make dimes against their latest experiment Agent 50 but hold back a bit since it's still experimental after all, all in exchange for getting "employee of the month", and Retinz throws in he'll get relocated to another factory too. Actually, he tricked him into testing their latest lethal weapon, and brags about it on a social media post. Retinz receives a call from "Hideo", noting his voice is kinda different, and informs that the negotiation with an ex-chaos member are going well, so he'll promise him everything they can, even a brand new car!

Episode 13

This "Agentto 50" guy verry funny! Now that HUNK-sama is gone, Kojima thinks of other ways to generate dimes... Joe! Gay guy from Agentto 50 promo! He haveru Iconico Matchu againstto Godzillaru! And then... debutto secretto powerfuru masterumindo! Wirr face our strongestto new warrioru!

Episode 14

As Kojima continues booking the most unexpected matches, Roger Retinz informs him his special guest has arrived, and Retinz promptly leaves to his match. Kojima welcomes Todd-sama and congratulates him for being on board with his plan, but two other special guests still need to arrive...

Episode 15

A great show, Kojima is excited at how the dimes have increased, and need to keep going full gear. Contenderushippo matchu! Titreru matchu! Nonstoppu Actionru! Dutch even puts his career on the line again! And if everything goes according to plan... the Cosmic Egg will be ready soon. The participants still haven't noticed not only he isn't roser Hideo... they stand above Law, Chaos, and the Resistance!

The two other special guests finally arrive: Black Battler and Chris-chan... The Divine Powers are gathered.

Episode 16[edit | edit source]

It is taimu... preparation for the activation of the Cosmic Egg are in place.

The world they dreamed of... where, by their hands, all will reach true salvation... a world where KojiMax Productions' titles will mold society's thoughts, and, of course, in which everyone owns copies upon copies of Skyrim, Death Stranding, Umineko and Sonichu.

A world where even B. Blattler has his own place. A world where they don't call anybody who would stop them from reaching happiness.

By molding society with his games, Kojima will help them reach true enlightenment. The time to hold back has passed: desu matchu witto troubreshooteru and resistancera again! Hero of Raw versus Hero of Chaossu! Gorudo and Aniki tag against Van-sama and a rong-awaitedo returneru! crazy matchu uppo for botho Kingu of Jobberu titreru and /v/ Titreru at once! Sixu man erimination chamberu matchu! Arr or nothingu! uppo to faito and ruck!

B. Battler questions the chances of someone gathering the "Holy Belt", but Kojima stands that his plan is frawress. Todd leads the way to the Cosmic Egg.

The fateful meeting comes at last: Suou Tatsuya catches up to the GM, and the unbelievable reports about Kojima, B.Batler and Todd awakening are shockingly true. Kojima is impressed for someone to finally notice his true identity at just a glance, and is glad to have been waiting to meet him all this time. As Power is distracted and compliments Todd's horns, Sgt. Hawk appears from behind and kidnaps her, to feed her veggies and obtain something contained within her.

Tatsuya challenges all of their ideals for a new world. As Ichiban prepares for a handicap, Rando recognizes Agent 49 rambling about his plan to win TFR Underground failing, and noticing that red-haired bastard, he forcibly joins Tatsuya's party without his consent. Ichiban teams up with 49 to keep him in line and go against B. Battler and Sonichu, Rando locks horn(s) with the Demonic Todd, and it's Kojima vs. Tatsuya, always has been adds the former, but if Kojima wants to force Tatsuya to use the Key for them... he won't allow it!

The behemoths of Rando and Todd clash, but Rando ends up victorious. Ichiban takes out Chris-chan, but then B. Battler defeats both him and 49. Kojima turns into "Super Kojima" but for the sake of everyone's hope, Tatsuya doesn't falter and defeats him.

As Tatsuya thinks the battle is over and sends Ichiban to fetch Power, Kojima reiterates that nothing is over, and the Great Flood begins, but Coolsville shall stay safe... a terribly strong rumbling is felt beneath their feet, and Coolsville soars into the heavens as a flying city in the sky―the last city in the world. Kojima tells that the truth lies not in chaos or law, but inside the Cosmic Egg, and walks away. 49 leaves now that he's done with FAGGLER, and Tatsuya finally checks on Power who feels terrible, but at least she won't make shitty ego-stroking jokes every 3 seconds while she's stealing Rando's stuttering gimmick. Ichiban is happy everyone seems on good spirits and retrieves the Summoning Key from Power's veggie-fueled expulsion, and the party heads to their final destination.

Todd, Chris-chan, and B. Battler quickly rush toward the Cosmic Egg after their defeat, and vanish inside its maze.

Episode 17

The Resistance heads inside the egg as well and splits up to put an end to both BANS and The Three Kings' plan.

As the party heads to the heart of the egg, Kojima promises the truth, but first they will face very special matches against their very own psyche.

Ichiban is put against Metal Pixy, but just like he already did, he overcomes it.

Rando faces against a metallic version of Master, but overcomes it.

Power instead has Philip U. Butler shows up for her. She manages to defeat him despite her hate for veggies and fear of the army.

Kojima finally reveals its true self: Mitake Toujirou. He states that he put them against who they wanted to fight the most... because this world and all it's inhabitants are his mere toys, such is his power as the father of rumors.

A flying city. A holy belt. It's not fake but the opposite, rumors have made such ideas into reality. Including his favorite rumor, the one that changed the very destiny of the world, that destroyed the script at the very beginning... Battler Can Win.

With The Heart of Cosmic Egg upon them, Toujirou walks away and tells Tatsuya to "put on a show".

Tatsuya arrives to the place where the final battle for humanity will take place, to end it once and for all. After waiting twelve years, Toujirou is ready for the battle of his eternal life. Before the match, however, he uses his power to swipe the Summoning Key from Tatsuya "until the victor is decided". Thinking he really does have a way with booking matches, he believes wrestling will flourish with the few remaining humans in this new world, a New World RumbleTM.

And thus, they shall have this world's Final Rumble.

At the end of the fight with Tatsuya's victory and his friends cheering him on, he is ready for it to end. Before that though, Nyarly has one last thing to do. He opens the briefcase he won and turns into "Butler"... and shoots power with the gun within. She can't even stop her own bleeding, as the "Job In Cutscene", "BCW", "Cope Island Gun" rumors combined make such wound impossible to survive, and Power vanishes fast. Tatsuya begs her to stay, Ichiban tries a revival bead, and Rando says clearly for power to LIVE.

Nyarlathotep just laughs, as his new world is about to be born, Tatsuya's time is up. To trust the crawling chaos to give the key back is truly within humanity's foolishness. With it, his plan will come at last... but... Humanity's collective wishes make him drop the key and Tatsuya uses it to seal finish him, forever.

In time, the new world comes into existence...

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

>mfw Reggie

In a different world, Kojima Hideo doesn't reject his creativity and westaboo nature, and manages to also become a successful movie director thanks to his debut masterpiece, 'Dragon', starring Kiryu Kazuma.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
S2E11.5
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Gordon Freeman, Seto Kaiba, Carlos, Megaman, Hideo Kojima, Dagoth Ur, CIA, Makoto Naegi Lose Game: Fire Pro Wrestling World
S4E9.5
NON-CANON

Royal Rumble

8
  1. Kojima
  2. CIA (wrestler)
  3. Santa Claus
  4. Arcueid Brunestud
  5. Marie Poppo
  6. DSP
  7. Dagoth Ur
  8. Godot
Lose 『Christmas Special』
Game: FirePro Wrestling World
S6E16
2/3 Falls Suou Tatsuya Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 2 P
As: Super Kojima

Abilities[edit source]

Loyal Producer Bootlicker producer gives him infinite funds.
Reality Bending Low reality bending abilities, like influencing events to happen without reason in the Universe 2K20 due to having The Script.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

*whistles for magic motorcycle*
>autowalks on road to quest marker

>*Pinwheel vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a BT™, gotta be"
>"Come on, fetus"
>*follows pinwheel*
>guys in BT™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY GHOST SOUNDS"
>"President of jack shit" ALALALALA but on cello *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic walk and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm.... Hazmats™ pretending to be BTs™......better tell the post office head about this"
>"Come on, fetus"
>*autowalks on road back to village*
>"HEY FUCKIN FUCK CUNT DELIVERY BOY, WHAT ABOUT THE SHIPPING LABEL WE PAID YA FOR YA FUCKIN FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as BTs™, here's proof *shows ladder*"
>"HEY BRIDGER, HERE'S YA REWARD THE WHOLE POST OFFICE CHIPPED IN"
>"Busting up BTs" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 packages received

I saw Hideo Kojima at a movie store in Los Angeles yesterday.
"I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “I have to have a creative role; otherwise I simply wouldn't come to work ― Hideo Kojima”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “game creation, keeps on expanding, just like the Universe ― Hideo Kojima” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him raugh as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen movies in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be not understand english, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the film cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her “90% of what is considered impossible is, in fact, possible, The other 10% will become possible with that passage of time and technology ― Hideo Kojima” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that's true. After she scanned each movie and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by laughing really loudly or imitating solid snake."

― Ryan Goosling, when talking about Kojima

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • As he is the shadow of the real Kojima Hideo, he bears his name inverted, and Kojima would be his given name.