Haze Stratos

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"YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS HAZE"
"Can you really bear to live another agonizing moment knowing that the only thing that ever loved you is brain dead, and that you rape little girls in her clothes to cope?" ― Haze Stratos, to Elliot, a pedophile whom he catfished and then murdered.
Main character from Anonymous Agony.

The Pedo Punisher[edit | edit source]

Haze was the average delinquent teenager until one day his sister, Clara Stratos, got raped by a man she met online. After this event, Clara hid in her room and wouldn't speak to anyone. When Haze's parents tried to take Clara to a mental hospital, Haze nearly killed his father and continued to block the door to his sister's room. When police came to subdue Haze, it took two of them to drag him out of his house, kicking and screaming, until his cop neighbor, Craig, knocked him out in one punch. After this, a few years pass, and Haze now lives in his house alone, and he catfishes pedophiles online with the username "JJ&E". He then gets them to come to his house, where he kills after he taunts their hopeless situation. Their bodies are fed to the dogs at the local dump. Haze knows he hasn't killed the man who raped his sister, but he kills pedophiles in the hope that he'll eventually find the one who did, but mostly to make himself feel better. After making a couple friends in town, he finds out that one of the pedophiles he's catfishing, Gabriel, is an insane serial killer and rapist that believes he is literally Jesus Christ and is "saving" the souls of the people he kills. An online hacker, going by the name Junodriver44, decides to help Haze in tracking down pedophiles and tracking down Gabriel. After throwing Gabriel's therapist out a window, (Who was also Haze's therapist, who he also threw out of a window before), Haze gets Gabriel to come to his house, and arms himself with a pistol to take out Gabriel once and for all. However, Gabriel is able to successfully catch Haze off-guard after taunting him, and disarms him. Then he pins Haze to the ground, stabs him, and leaves Haze to bleed out in his own home. Haze barely finds a towel in time to stop his bleeding and crawls out of his house, where Craig spots him and is able to get him to the hospital before he bleeds out.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

After recovering from his stay in the hospital, Haze vows to track down and get revenge on Gabriel. Junodriver44 tells Haze about another well-known pedophile called Dan Schneider, who is currently working his ways through the ranks at the TFR arena. Haze joins the roster to put Dan down, and hopefully find clues to Gabriel's whereabouts.

Episode 7

Haze makes his debut in his first fight in the rumble, against Dan Schneider. Haze's stolen jacket and skinny body proves no match for Dan's pure body mass and huge feet, but after Haze loses, he jumps right back up and punches the Ref right in the face, knocking him out, while Dan runs away from the ring, scared of Haze's outburst.

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

Haze's pfp and user
Haze plans his next move and decides to catfish someone who he suspects to be Dan Schneider under an alias.

Unfortunately 'RogueDS_handsman03' was actually Extra and fought a very confused Extra in the ring. Haze is beaten by the former champion, but not before punching the Ref FUCKING AGAIN and insulting Extra's fetish with a bloodied face.

Episode 11

Junodriver44 suggests that Haze makes some friends, and then Red runs up to him and punches him for his fight with Extra. Haze does his best to diffuse the situation, but he asks Red to spar with him so he can get stronger. Red begrudgingly agrees.

Episode 12

Decides to go out for some smoothies and then is hit by a car when he suddenly loses connection to Juno.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Haze being a punk, with Munakata killing a remnant of despair behind

Both Haze & Extra appear to be missing without any knowledge of their location.

Episode 1[edit | edit source]

Wakes up in a different city after being hit by a car and meets Eric "Extra" Sparrow again taking refuge in Drake's house. When Drake needs a song to play on the talent show, Haze & Eric make him a suggestion.

Drake & Josh featuring Haze & Extra, Episode 1

Episode 2[edit | edit source]

Still hanging out in Drake's house, Drake needs help with his 75th girlfriend who wants to have a wrestling match. Drake doesn't think he can beat her, so Haze gives him an "injury". Feeling disheartened for the kids who won't see the show, Eric offers to join in his place for the match
Drake & Josh featuring Haze & Extra, Episode 2

Episode 3[edit | edit source]

When Drake wants to take it further from his song performance and put on an entire musical number, Extra again has an idea for a perfect song that'll be a hit just like "Enter Dwight".

Episode 4

Haze & Eric break into prison to liberate Drake & Josh, who got put in the slammer for selling stolen Gary Coleman grills. SWAT members suddenly appear and defeat them.

Road to Wrestlemania OVA[edit | edit source]

Haze appears to be in a WWE wrestling facility, not knowing how he got here. His goal seems to be to participate on the Road To Wrestlemania Tournament, participating under RAW where all three brands would compete for a wrestler to make it to Wrestlemania. Talking to Steph McMahon, he's decided to take on The Undertaker.

On his way to the match he beats up Phil. He defeated Randy Orton and advanced on the tournament bracket, as did Triple H defeating his opponent.

Next week on the backstage again, he decides to "help" Chris Jericho for assistance in the tournament. On his way, and angry Randy Orton attacks him, but Haze defeats him again. On his match against HHH, Jericho swoops into the arena to attack Paul and then leaves, giving Haze enough advantage to win. As payment, Haze helps Jericho in his match by attacking Rey Mysterio while Jericho distracts the ref, helping him win.

On the day of the finals, while going to the match, Kozlov intercepts him to try and beat him before the match, but Haze defeats him. On the tournament finals, each brand's representative fights for a chance at Undertaker's streak. Vladimir Kozlov (AEC) and Chris Jericho (SmackDown) and Haze (RAW) start fighting but Undertaker suddenly appears and beats the wrestlers, and the match is called out.

However, Undercarder decided to partner up with Haze for a tag team against the other two contenders. Haze was of little help, but Undertaker took both of them and pinned Jericho. He beats up Jericho and and Kozlov flees in fear.

Next week, on his way to the match he brawls Big Show and wins. He gives his opinion in front of the cameras in the way. He trashtalks Dolph Ziggler and beats him.

When heading to the ring next day, Steph starts congratulating him on his win. In the middle of talking, video static obscures his vision for a moment, and Steph tells him to go home to take a rest.

However, next day, Haze wakes up in the backstage with strange lightning and filled with "Druids" silently watching. Haze stumbles into the ring where he fights a legion of druids and wins the royal rumble. After winning he snaps out to notice he has won the rumble against real opponents and it was all in his head.

The next week, wrestlers comment on his strange attitude recently while he is on his way to talk to Steph. Steph congratulates him on his win and and says that to beat undertaker he'll have to "get inside the undertaker, walk a mile in his shoes". She mentions how in WrestleMania XVIII he battled a crafty veteran No-DQ, and how he'll do the same. When he exists the office, Kane calls him and tells Haze to come to his locker room...

[Kane]
Kane
Every year, there are more souls.
I can't keep them all back anymore.
We need Undertaker's Urn; it's the only way to contain them.
You need to find the urn.
Use it to contain lost souls.

Haze walks to Steph's office and tells her that the show is down, and whiles she is away, takes the urn from her desk. Haze uses it to contain a lost soul outside and walks to his match. He fights Finlay in the No-DQ match who brings a golf club, but Haze defeats him in less than 2 minutes. Finlay tries to back attack Haze with the club after his victory, but Undertaker appears to catch it, saving Haze, and leaving. Haze uses the weapon to scare Finlay away and then throws it in his head.

Next day, Haze starts collecting "lost souls" around the backstage using Undertaker's Urn. Kane gives him a warning...

[Kane]
Kane
It's good that you found the Urn.
Be prepared to use it,
but also be prepared for what happens when all the souls have been retrieved.
Haze
You clearly have issues,
but what exactly are you talking about?
Kane
He wanted this;
each of us did.
Now he has to deal with it;
all of us have.
Some of us couldn't handle it.

While Haze goes around the backstage, he finds strange coffins laying around which release miasma when opened. Haze tries to ask Cena about them...

[Cena]
Haze
Cena, what's going on with these caskets?
Is someone playing a joke on me?
Cena
Where'd you see caskets?
Haze
They're all over the place - it's like a funeral home back here!
Cena
Man, I have no idea what you're talking about.
And frankly, I don't want to know.

Talking to Steph, she mentions how in WrestleMania XIX Undertaker took on two superstars, respectively "World's Largest" and "World's Strongest", and he must continue walking the path of the Undertaker. Haze is put in a handicap match against Mark Henry and The Big Show, and barely manages to defeat them by pinning Big Show.

The next week, while Haze is entering the backstage, he receives a strange call that's just static. While walking he talks with GM Steph, who says he's almost at the level where he has a chance against Undertaker, but he has to go further beyond, he'll have a match against The Heartbreak Kid and it'll have to be a 5-Star match. Haze also collects another lost soul, making it 4. Haze performs fantastically and achieves the 5-Star match.

Next day, Haze receives a call from Steph on his way to the backstage...

[Stephanie McMahon]
Stephanie McMahon
Hi, it's Stephanie. You've raised your game higher than even I expected.
Undertaker's streak has never been in such jeopardy!
Haze
I'm glad I finally earned your confidence.
Now maybe you'll let me walk in my own shoes, not Undertaker's.
That's not really why I called. I'm not there tonight, and won't be for a while.
In my place, RAW is getting a guest GM.
Haze
And he is...?
Stephanie McMahon
I'm sure you'll meet him sometime later.
Until then, you've got some interview time; so make good use of it.
I'll be watching!

Haze collects another 2 souls, bringing the total to 6, and tries to visit the new GM, but finds it's locked. Kane talks to him on his way...

[Kane]
Kane
What am I feeling?
This soul is...different?
Father?
This is not good...

Haze makes his way to the interviewing corner...

[Interview]
Todd (Interviewer)
By now, the WWE universe is aware of one of the blockbuster WrestleMania matches:
Undertaker is putting his streak on the line against my guest at this time,
a man who-
Haze
I don't need a formal introduction, Todd, but thanks just the same.
Now, if you'll excuse me...

(Haze motions Todd to back up further and further.)

Undertaker, I've felt your presence.
You've been trying to psyche me out, and I don't blame you.
You're right to be concerned.
At WrestleMania, I'm going to beat you, I'm going to take your streak.
and the greatest streak in WWE history will be just that -- history.
You can pull all the-
(Clownmaeda's Voice)
It's not wise to anger Undertaker, you poor soul.
Especially because you are not yet worthy to face him.

(Haze faces to the empty space on his right)

Haze
What the...! How did you get here?!
Commentator
What's going on? Who's he talking to?
Commentator
I have nooo idea. This is...weird.
(Clownmaeda's Voice)
You have a long way to go,
young man.
Your path to prove your worth starts tonight-
when you try to beat a soul Undertaker has already vanquished at WrestlerMania.
Haze
This is insane! Y-you're supposed to be gone - dead and buried!
At his hand!
What's happening to me...?
Todd
I...there was nobody...

Haze confronts the returned-to-the-living opponent Jake "The Snake" Roberts and defeats him in a record 38 seconds KWAB. However, afterwards he's appointed into a surprise match against The Big Show in a Tables match, but manages to win.

Eventually, Haze defeats The Undercarder.

Episode 7[edit | edit source]

Haze & Eric have a dinner about the current events.

Haze & Eric, Episode 1

Episode 8

Haze & Eric defeat Killer2 for the "titles".

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

After winning the titles, Haze finds out one of the commentators, Jerry Lawler, is actually a pedo. But he has a plan.

Haze & Eric, Episode 2

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

On today's episode, Haze faces The Big Show himself. The result might surprise you.

Haze & Eric, Episode 3

Haze learns how to use "Jobbing in Cutscene".

Episode 11[edit | edit source]

Haze learned from Lawler where Dan Schneider is hiding.

Haze & Eric, Episode 4

Episode 12[edit | edit source]

Extra, Haze, and Drake watch Nick
Haze & Eric, The Movie

Haze & Extra are finally able to find Dan, who explains that he found the TV World and escaped into it when he was near death in the real world. As a TV producer, he has full knowledge of how everything works, and set up their storylines. In this world, he was a god who wouldn't age, and could enjoy young girls forever.

Haze triest to defeat him, but as he said, he is a god and Haze loses. Using all their "Job in Cutscene" power they learned, they defeat the master of the TV World, killing him.

When thinking on how to get out, Haze is suddenly contacted by Juno, who tells him that they have to jump through the TV in Dan's Van. Also, Juno has a personal request: to defeat the man in the nearby bar where they will find themselves once in the real world.

They find AluKWAB gloating about how he splattered some poor sap's brains and took his glasses, when Extra enters and, being on a roll, AluKWAB takes him on. Well he wasn't lying about that last part.

Episode 13

Haze berates the handjobber for handjobbing again and tells him to go to the hospital to rest his jobhands, and decides to play the hero this time. Guess he'll be joining Extra in medical care.

Episode 14

Thinking about how to win, and remembers the most important strategy in a fight: just bring more fucking people. So Haze uses his other power, cutscene money, and gets the attention of the bystander Fat Albert to help them. Coincidentally, AluKWAB's weakness was big black guys.

Episode 15[edit | edit source]

Learning from the bartender that Red lives nearby, the two set to visit her house on Extra's request. What they find however, is a kidnapping note:
Hey there, asshole. I heard about your little comeback. Who'd know you were dumb enough to stay locked in that TV for so long, huh? Well, I'd have guessed so myself. You have no idea how fucking lucky you got. I bet you have a disgusting smile on your face right now, and I can't wait to see it fade away as I tear you apart, limb from limb. Your twelve years in that world must've been nothing like my combined NINETEEN YEARS IN THE TRUNK! Do you have any idea how much I went through because of you and that goddamn midget? Well, you're both done for! I've knocked her out and taken her to a place close to the Coolsville Arena. You better get here fast, so I can make quick work of snapping both of your necks. Either way, have you considered that you could've prevented this had you not spent three weeks trying to murder some bitch? Hurts, doesn't it? Well... One more thing... Turn the page around. ur a faget
Extra leaves in a seething shoot.

Episode 16[edit | edit source]

Haze and Extra break into Joe-possesed Richtofen's hideout guns' blazing and dumping the entire mag, but the astute Samoan nazi was wearing a fucking bulletproof vest. Joe summons his "girl" and Haze takes her on while Extra fights the neck snapper. Haze somehow manages to defeat the towering conspiracy despite being beaten into a bloody pulp by it, and Extra destroys Joe in sheer rage to win back Red.

Episode 17

At the end of Suou Tatsuya's struggle and the coming new universe, thinking that Dan will come back again, Haze is ecstatic to give him an even more painful death next time.

TFR/Season 0[edit | edit source]

You HAVE checked your exoskeleteen recently, right?
A punk with a bad attitude whom you should watch out if your hit range is too low.

Gets forced into therapy sessions after one too many encounters with the police.

Episode 2

He attends his next session with a Therapist.

Realizing Haze just has too much energy, the therapist decides to prescribe him the treatment... of wrestling! Seeing him fitting, and with some needed safe work training (his window still being broken from a previous session), he uses his contacts to get him a match against an opponent who wants to be "a stepping stone" for him.

However, it seems Haze must fall into further despair before his hope can shine (like the shining of muzzle flash through a pedo's head).

Episode 3

Haze questions his treatment since he didn't have any reason to fuck with that guy, but therapist can't let him just murder people (nor give him pens), so he comes up with a compromise; he'll set him up with a guy known for peeping in the locker rooms.

Strangely, when Haze was about to win, the lights went off, and nobody captured the moment of his win, leading to mixed facts on the matter.

Episode 5

After his last fight, Haze is losing his mind since everywhere he looks people claim he lost the match even despite beating up Stork to drive the point, everything went as normal until he reached the backstage and people were mocking him and calling him delusional, when he is merely twisted and sadistic. Therapist tells him that he just has to come to terms with reality, Haze asking what the hell he means, Therapist affirms there's nothing wrong with losing to someone better and he should already be used to it. And there's always next match. And Haze is about to start it right fucking now.

Episode 9[edit | edit source]

After being thoroughly theraped, Haze has about had it and is ready to kill some pedos so he's not so mad... except there's no children around to groom, well except Zag but nobody's lusting after him. Yet. However...!

Through a keyhole, he can see a purple-haired creep. He's having a great time SNIFFFFFFing some little girl(?)'s sweat and can't way to hit on her... Haze is about to strike, when he hits the door and the guy says that he was merely talking about wrestling, and they are the same age anyway.

Haze is about to give up... when he spots a suspicious man cracking photos of people without their consent. And he looks like a pedo too so he's gonna get his skull cracked!

Jayden and Miyao run out and drag Haze away from him, Miyao revealing the man is actually his dad (and Miyao jabs Jayden before he can say anything indecent). Tomitake introduces himself as freelance photographer from Tokyo and part-time TFR wrestler, but he notices he used the wrong name and introduces himself with his true name: Mitake Toujirou. He decides to show them some of his work: The debut of the world's first robotic wrestler, although he wasn't so great; Greg pulling out a secret weapon against HUNK; two friends hanging out at the arena where no one but the owner's family has ever stepped.

Tomitake wonders if they could be ghosts, which gives Jayden the chills and Miyao cannot believe it, but Haze says they wrestler here and ruins the fun. For his last few images, he shows a set from Eden of Coolsville, first a pic from the #2 of Coolsville (which makes Jayden go boing, and Haze question him showing this to teenagers); the pair of friends again haunting Coolsville's infamous locations; the legendary Sonozaki family Patriarch and servant; and finally just the servant alone, without hint of Steven.

It's getting late so Tomitake offers to go for a bite, and Jayden says something that causes him to be jabbed at again. Once alone, Haze can't but admite he had some fun and he's not as mad, but he finds Tomitake's pic of Steven's sunglasses-clad bodyguard on the floor and gets mad again...

Episode 11

Haze swears to fuck up all pedo ring running mafia members, when a Security Guard overhears him and tells him to keep quiet, especially about the mafia since it can be dangerous. Haze shows him the picture and how much staring at him makes him want to stab a pen in his neck, but the guard takes off his costume to reveal he's actually Stork, and he'll defend his peeping master.

After the match, Haze tells the weirdo to back off since he just found the image irritating but wasn't planning anything. Haze then recognizes him as the guy from that match without an ending from a few weeks ago and thinks about beating him for spreading lies, but Stork admits he did indeed lose that time and hasn't spread any rumors, then puts back on his security guard costume and leaves back to "work".

Haze is depressed about the fact that the lights turning off means there's no proof and goes home, thinking about how his junkyard dogs will go another day without pedo-nor stork-meat.

Episode 12

After receiving a call, Haze runs up to the detention center to get the last laugh as his father Ben Stratos finally got what he deserved for being such a criminal piece of shit. Ben cries about how unfair it is that he's paying not only for his crimes, but Dan's, Van's, and even Shimano's too. But Haze is just surprised that he went lower than just black market shit and got involved with those mafias, and ignores his father pleas hoping to never see him again, and that would still be too soon. As Haze gets up to leave the visitor's room, he notices Ben's cellmate arriving to the detention center... hopefully him and his fetishes will enjoy keeping Dwight company.

After ignoring his father's screams of anger, Haze heads to a nearby park to enjoy his newfound peace of mind with his father behind bars as well as hunt for possible pedos. A rapid succession of flashes startle him as he meets Mitake "Tomitake" Toujirou once again. Haze ignores his blabbering about birds and returns him the photo he lost, and Tomitake thanks him since it will probably be valuable in some time. Despite his good mood, Tomitake can't help but notice his constant grumpy expression, which reminds Haze of everyone calling him a schizo which pisses him off for real, so Tomitake grabs a photo he had taken in the match that started everything, and Haze is at last vindicated with definite proof he won, thanking Tomitake before running off, and Tomitake returns to his FRASHUs.

Episode 13

Never to see his dad again and with his delusions vindicated, Haze is feeling better than ever, which is a relief for Therapist as his schedule might get quite complex with a certain guy whose head got all messed up. Therapist however is still confused as why the match results are in contradiction to Haze's photo, while pointing that out angers Haze thinking of how high the fucking retard who made the mistake must have been. Hearing from the waiting room, Miles Edgeworth excuses himself in (and his father, who is the actual patient and shouts that all viewers of Haze's match had their memory erased) to comment on the fact that the match result was intentional due to the ongoing match rigging scandal, and more importantly, that he wants to ask Haze for his photo evidence to use in court. Haze really doesn't want to lose his only proof when people call him crazy, but eventually he relents (since he has his trusty pen to use anyway) and hands in the photo, as Edgeworth will make sure he will turn Haze's into the match fixers' regret.

Episode 14

Haze celebrates his freedom from being labeled a schizo by trying to beat up some jobber.

Episode Extra

With the war against Amon Elite Wrestling nearing its end, a rumble is held to determine who will challenge the Amon's secret weapon.

TFR/Season 7[edit | edit source]

Is busy killing pedos or something.

TFR/Off-Season 8[edit | edit source]

Now free from the shrink, Haze can safely return to being a punk on the ring hunting for degens.

Episode 25

Haze gets over his dislike of cops for a while to team up with someone he feels could support his punk attitude and provide him with some pens. They manage to snatch a chance at the titles.

Episode 26

Haze manages to btfo Extra and Payne went over the deadly mercenary to secure the titles.

Feats[edit | edit source]

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
S5E7
Dan Schneider Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Note: Haze had an outburst of anger after losing and punched the ref after chasing Dan out of the ring.
S5E9
Extreme Rules Extra Lose
W0 L2 -2
0 2 P
Note: Haze got pissed he lost and punched the Ref AGAIN
S5E11
NON-CANON Red Lose
W0 L3 -3
0 3 P
Note: OP forgot to turn off disqualifications and Haze lost immidately upon punching Red
Lose Note: Haze got fucking destroyed holy shit, didn't punch the ref this time at least though.
S6E3
NON-CANON Koga Narushima, Haze Stratos, Ooishi Kuraudo, Geralt of Rivia

Battler Ushiromiya, HUNK, Cam on Ingurland, Kirei Kotomine

WIN Note: HOLY SHIT THE JOBBER SQUAD PULLED IT OFF
S6E4
Handicap
Tag-Team
Haze & Eric

SWAT×3

Lose
W0 L4 -4
0 4 P
S6E8
Haze & Eric

Killer2

Win
W1 L4 -3
1 4 P
For Title: some championship belt in TV World
NON-CANON
Elimination Chamber
Haze Stratos, Chris Redfield, Yuki Makoto, Kadoya Tsukasa, Narushima Koga, Philip U. Butler Lose
S6E9.5
NON-CANON Pieckstra Lose 『Rule 63 Episode』
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
  1. Yuki Makoto
  2. Suou Tatsuya
  3. Queen of Ingurland
  4. Rena Schwarzer
  5. Randa
  6. Ushiromiya Battler
  7. Pieckstra
  8. Haze Stratos
  9. Agent 63
  10. Pamela
WIN
S6E10
Big Show Lose
W1 L5 -4
1 5 P
W0 L4 -4
0 4 P
Stage: TV World.

Note: Big Show jobbed in cutscene afterward.

S6E10.5
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Tazuna Joe
  2. Albus Bernstein
  3. Robert
  4. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  5. Adol Christin
  6. Ruber
  7. Headmaster
  8. Rean Schwarzer
  9. Sakakura Juzo
  10. Gold
  11. Mitake Miyao
  12. Arthas Menethil
  13. Ushiromiya Battler
  14. G-Man
  15. Second Carlos
  16. Haze
  17. Kasuga Ichiban
  18. Fred Jones
  19. Ooishi Kuraudo
  20. Travis Touchdown
  21. John Bradford
  22. Kadoya Tsukasa
  23. Kotomine Kirei
  24. Dr. Piccolo
  25. Rance
  26. Emir
  27. Okabe Rintarou
  28. Demi-fiend
  29. Date Kaname
  30. Albert Wesker
Lose For Title: King of Noncanon
S6E12
Extreme Rules
2/3 Falls
Dan Schneider (2-0) Lose
W1 L6 -5
1 7 P
W0 L5 -5
0 6 P
S6E13
Extreme Rules AluKWAB Lose
W1 L7 -6
1 8 P
W0 L6 -6
0 7 P
S6E13.5
NON-CANON
30-Man Royal Rumble
30
  1. Suou Tatsuya
  2. Okabe Rintarou
  3. Narushima Koga
  4. Second Carlos
  5. Phoenix Wright
  6. Ooishi Kuraudo
  7. JOKER
  8. The Necrodancer
  9. Lucifer
  10. Kotomine Kirei
  11. Head Doctor
  12. Rean Schwarzer
  13. Tricky
  14. Extra
  15. Raiden
  16. Roger Retinz
  17. Travis Touchdown
  18. Maebara Keiichi
  19. Bevi
  20. Elite Crew
  21. Ushiromiya Battler
  22. Kasuga Ichiban
  23. Demi-fiend
  24. Haze
  25. Arthas Menethil
  26. Komaeda Nagito
  27. Dutch van der Linde
  28. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  29. Cam on Ingurland
  30. Philip U. Butler
Lose For Title: King of Noncanon #1 Contender

Elimination №21

NON-CANON
Backstage Brawl
Extra Win
S6E14
Handicap AluKWAB
The Superfriends
Win
W2 L7 -5
1 8 P
Note: Albert C-O'd him and then took him somewhere after the match KWAB.
S6E14.5
NON-CANON Demaro, Head Doctor, Haze Stratos, Matador Win
NON-CANON
30-Man Royal Rumble
30
  1. Demi-fiend
  2. Kasuga Ichiban
  3. Albert Wesker
  4. Fred Jones
  5. Kuzunoha Raidou
  6. Lucifer
  7. Geralt of Rivia
  8. Leon Kennedy
  9. Narushima Koga
  10. Fat Albert
  11. Van Darkholme
  12. Rean Schwarzer
  13. Extra
  14. The Headmaster
  15. Bevi
  16. Komaeda Nagito
  17. Elite Crew
  18. Haze Stratos
  19. Narushima Jakob
  20. Rando
  21. Second Carlos
  22. Dimitri Blaiddyd
  23. Suou Tatsuya
  24. Arthas Menethil
  25. Yuki Makoto
  26. Kotomine Kirei
  27. Big Show
  28. Phoenix Wright
  29. Johnny Gat
  30. Ooishi Kuraudo
Lose For Title: King of Noncanon #1 Contender

Elimination №15

S6E14.6
NON-CANON
Tag-Team
The Superfriends

Edge & Christian Cage

Win
S6E15.5
NON-CANON
TLC
Pinfall
The Janitor Lose Rokkenjimania II
NON-CANON
Triple-Threat
Falls Count Anywhere
Extreme Rules

Elimination
Demaro, Donte, Haze Stratos Win Rokkenjimania II
For Title: Intercontinental Championship
S6E16
Falls Count Anywhere Mr. X Win
W3 L7 -4
2 8 P
W1 L6 -5
1 7 P
S6EX2
NON-CANON
Tag-Team
The Superfriends + Zoomer

The Circus

Lose
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Sakakura Juzo
  2. Fred Jones
  3. Aniki
  4. Rando
  5. Suou Tatsuya
  6. Chris Redfield
  7. Bevi
  8. HUNK
  9. Coyote
  10. Van Darkholme
  11. Kasuga Ichiban
  12. Adol Christin
  13. Mitake Toujirou
  14. Jacket
  15. Leon S. Kennedy
  16. Kotomine Kirei
  17. Gene
  18. Ooishi Kuraudo
  19. Rean Schwarzer
  20. Second Carlos
  21. Mario
  22. Mr. BANS
  23. Agent 49
  24. Narushima Koga
  25. Aleph
  26. Haze Stratos
  27. JOKER
  28. Rance
  29. Kido Reiji
  30. Date Kaname
Lose Elimination #27
OS6E1
NON-CANON
Fatal 4-Way
Elimination
Adol Christin, Ooishi Kuraudo, Haze Stratos, Cam on Ingurland Win
NON-CANON
Extreme Rules
Date Kaname Win For Title: King of Uncanon
OS6E2
NON-CANON TheRapist Lose
OS6E6
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Narushima Jakob
  2. Johnny Gat
  3. Suou Tatsuya
  4. Gene
  5. Geralt of Rivia
  6. Rando
  7. Kido Reiji
  8. Komaeda Nagito
  9. Jacket
  10. Adam Jensen
  11. Dutch van der Linde
  12. Kasuga Ichiban
  13. Gold
  14. Harrier Du Bois
  15. John Bradford
  16. Coyote
  17. Head Doctor
  18. Ooishi Kuraudo
  19. Maebara Keiichi
  20. Haze Stratos
  21. Narukami Yu
  22. Kuzunoha Raidou
  23. Narushima Koga
  24. Aniki
  25. Mario
  26. Chris Redfield
  27. Rance
  28. The Headmaster
  29. Aleph
  30. Extra
Lose For Title: King of Uncanon #1 Contender

Elimination #18

NON-CANON
Hell in a Cell
Tag-Team
2/3 Falls
Second Carlos, Arthas Menethil, Haze Stratos

Agent 49, Mario, Rean Schwarzer

Lose
S7E8.1
NON-CANON
Falls Count Anywhere
Elimination
Kasuga Ichiban, Haze Stratos, Sakakura Juzo, Jacket, Harrier Du Bois Win TFR's 2nd Anniversary
OS7E18
NON-CANON
Tag-Team
Elimination
Bevi, Dan Schneider, Rance

Jayden, Max Payne, Haze Stratos

Lose
OS7E22
NON-CANON
Tornado-Tag
The Hacks

Haze & Eric

Win
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
OS7E22§#BONUS
Full List
Lose
S0E2
Komaeda Nagito Lose
W3 L8 -5
2 9 P
W1 L7 -6
1 8 P
S0E3
Stork Win
W4 L8 -4
3 9 P
W2 L7 -5
2 8 P
Note: Match blacked out at the end, true result of the match is clouded.
S0E4
Royal Rumble
S0E4§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W4 L8 -4
3 9 P
For Title: TFR #1 Contender

Note: The rumble crashed and was restarted.

S0E5
Falls Count Anywhere TheRapist Lose
W4 L9 -5
3 10 P
W2 L8 -6
2 9 P
S0E8
Char Aznable Lose
W4 L10 -6
3 11 P
W2 L9 -7
2 10 P
S0E8.1
NON-CANON No One Lose Note: A dumb goat's birthday bash
S0E9
Tomitake Jirou Win
W5 L10 -5
4 11 P
W3 L9 -6
3 10 P
Note: Short match.
S0E11
Stork Win
W6 L10 -4
5 11 P
W4 L9 -5
4 10 P
Note: HE WON
S0E14
Gene Lose
W6 L11 -5
5 12 P
W4 L10 -6
4 11 P
Note: Haze starts match by tricking Gene into a handshake then punching him.
Royal Rumble
S0E14§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W6 L12 -6
5 12 P
S0EX
S0EX§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W6 L13 -7
5 12 P
For: Facing the Amon's secret weapon
OS8E3
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
OS8E3§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Popularity Poll Rumble」
Place: 26th〈015 votes〉
OS8E7
Royal Rumble
OS8E7§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W6 L14 -8
5 12 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
OS8E9
OS8E9§#THE FIRST RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W6 L15 -9
5 12 P
OS8E15
Elimination Chamber
  1. #3 Richtofen
  2. #4 Haze Stratos
  3. #6 Kaidou Shun
  4. #5 Jacopo Bearzatti
  5. #1 Adol Christin
  6. #2 Maebara Keiichi
Lose
W6 L16 -10
5 13 P
W4 L11 -7
4 12 P
『April Fools』
Game: WWE 2k22

For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender

Royal Rumble
OS8E15§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W6 L17 -11
5 13 P
『April Fools』
Game: WWE 2k22

For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender

OS8E19
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
OS8E19§#FAST ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Note: ×2 speed match
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Arena Titantron
NC Note: ×2 speed match

Note: Experimental match type

Note: Arena was enclosed by THE WALL. Elims were near impossible.

NON-CANON
Tag-Team
Jacket & HUNK

Kotomine Kirei & Haze Stratos

Win Note: OP limited FPS to 60 but match was still sped up
📷Gallery
OS8E21
NON-CANON
Tables
Markiplier Win 「2K22 GM Mode」
Note: ★★★★½
OS8E24
Royal Rumble
OS8E24§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W6 L18 -12
5 13 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
OS8E25
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Dumpster
OS8E25§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Note: Crashed
OS8E25
Tornado-Tag
Triple-Threat
Tables
Rance & Agent 47 — Rape All Homos, Jayden & Hassan — Straight Rused, Max Agony Win
W7 L18 -11
5 13 P
For Title: Undisputed Tag-Team #1 Contenders
OS8E26
Tag-Team
Elimination
Max Agony

The Extra-ction

Win
W8 L18 -10
5 14 P
For Title: Undisputed Tag-Team
📷Gallery
OS8E27
Tag-Team The Methé

Max Agony

Draw
W8 L18 -9
5 14 P
For Title: Undisputed Tag-Team

DQ: Haze and Jesse were count-out'd

OS8E28
Tornado-Tag
Hell-in-a-Cell
Triple-Threat
Heat & Cold, Max Agony, The Methé Lose
W8 L19 -10
5 14 P
For Title: Undisputed Tag-Team
Royal Rumble
OS8E28§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W8 L20 -11
5 14 P
For Title: World /v/ #1 Contender
OS8E32
OS8E32§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W8 L21 -12
5 14 P
OS8E36
NON-CANON
Ladder
Yuki Makoto, Morbius, Gene, Haze Stratos, Ryuki Kuruto, Van Darkholme, Kevin Nash, Ryan Rave Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Ladder Arc
→Semifinals
NON-CANON
Extreme Rules
Triple-Threat
Weapon Restrict: Chairs
Gregory Edgeworth, Laius Thorden, Haze Stratos Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Chair Arc
→Quarterfinals
NON-CANON
First-Blood
Elimination
Walter White, Suou Tatsuya, Ric Flair, Senator Armstrong, Haze Stratos, Robert, Black Wesker, HUNK Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Blood Arc
→Semifinals
OS8E37
Royal Rumble
OS8E37§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W8 L22 -13
5 14 P
For Title: TFR #2 Contender
OS8E41
NON-CANON HUNK Lose TFR's 4th Anniversary
Game: WWE 2K19
OS8E42
Royal Rumble
OS8E42§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose
W8 L23 -14
5 14 P
Iconic Match
For Title: Literal Jobber #2 Contender
S8E3.1
NON-CANON
8-way
Elimination
Osama bin Laden, Sakakura Juzo, Arthas Menethil, Haze Stratos, Tazuna Joe, Kazuhira Miller, Kotomine Kirei, Agent 47 Lose TFR's 5th Anniversary
Game: WWE 2K19

Note: Saihara's spot got taken by 47

Note: There was a mysterious "White Walkman" roaming in the audience that disappeared during replays

History - Road to Wrestlemania[edit | edit source]

Type Vs Result Records Details
Backstage Brawl Phil Win
W1 L0 1
0 0 P
Note: Haze bullied him until he started a fight.
Randy Orton Win
W2 L0 2
1 0 P
Road to Wrestlemania
Quarter-Finals
Backstage Brawl Randy Orton Win
W3 L0 3
1 0 P
Note: Orton attacked him on the locker room.
Triple H Win
W4 L0 4
2 0 P
Road to Wrestlemania
Semi-Finals
Assisting Chris Jericho

Rey Mysterio

Note: Haze helped Jericho win by attacking Mysterio while the ref was distracted.
Backstage Brawl Vladimir Kozlov Win
W5 L0 5
2 0 P
Note: Orton attacked him on the backstage.
Triple Threat Haze Stratos, Vladimir Kozlov, Chris Jericho NC
W5 L0 5
2 0 P
Road to Wrestlemania
Finals

Note: Undertaker's appearance caused the match to be called out.

Tag Team The Undertaker & Haze Stratos

Chris Jericho & Vladimir Kozlov

Win
W6 L0 6
2 0 P
Backstage Brawl Big Show Win
W7 L0 7
2 0 P
Note: Haze bullied him until he started a fight.
Dolph Ziggler Win
W8 L0 8
2 0 P
Note: Ziggler attacked him on the backstage.
Ladder Match Haze Stratos, Chris Jericho, Vladimir Kozlov Win
W9 L0 9
2 0 P
Royal Rumble
  1. Haze Stratos
  2. Druid
  3. Druid
  4. Druid
  5. Druid
  6. Druid
  7. Druid
  8. Druid
  9. Druid
  10. Druid
  11. Druid
  12. Druid
  13. Druid
  14. Druid
  15. Druid
W10 L0 10
2 0 P
No-DQ Finlay Win
W11 L0 11
3 0 P
Note: Match lasted around 60 seconds.
First Pinfall

Handicap

Mark Henry & The Big Show

Haze Stratos

Win
W12 L0 12
4 0 P
Note: Pinned The Big Show.
5-Star Match Shawn "The Heartbreak Kid" Michaels Win
W13 L0 13
5 0 P
Note: Certified ★★★★★ match.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts Win
W14 L0 14
6 0 P
Note: Won in a record 38 seconds.
Tables Big Show Win
W15 L0 15
6 0 P

Citizen Log[edit | edit source]

A handy program Haze uses to keep info about notable people he interacts with.

Wrestling Log
Literal Fucking Who
I met this guy who doesn't shut the fuck up about his friend "Red" and how they used to be wrestling legends. I don't buy it and he's probably just suffering from meth-induced brain damage, but... I can't say I hate him.
Short Wrestling Bitch
So this fucking shorty just ran up and punched me for beating up some guy called "Tre"... I think she must be that girl that hand-fucker talks about all the time. I haven't seen her for a while, I tried to spar with her but she beat the absolute shit out of me. She'd probably have more fun fighting another crazy bitch I know...


UPDATE:

Me and the handjobber saved her, don't know why we had too considering handjobber says she's undefeated. But oh well, at least he owes me a favor now.

Emo Creep
This guy runs around with a sword and chases people who he calls "remnants of despair" or some stupid shit like that. And I thought there were enough crazy sword people where I lived... Why the hell did I decide to join this freakshow again?


Then again, maybe he isn't that different from me, chasing down people who he sees as evil... Oh wait, he is different from me, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING SWORD.

Joker
Where's Batman and Cat Woman when you need them?
The Degenerate Foot-licking Pedo
Finally, I was able to kill this sick fuck. Good thing I had some job in cutscene power left.
Asshole
Fuck him.
Total Bitch
KWAB.
Fat Fuck
I paid this fatty about 200 dollars to help me beat up some random guy. No idea what happened to him afterwards, he grabbed the guy and ran off with him.
Juno?
This Juno guy who I thought was helping me kill pedos and could somehow speak in my head wanted me to kill some guy called Alukwab. I was only able to contact them as I was leaving the TV world, and their voice sounded different, more... Feminine. Maybe he transitioned or got castrated during the 12 years I was gone, I don't know. But he doesn't seem to be the same Juno I knew... I hope.
BIG HUGE... GIRL?
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOW THE HELL DID I WIN AGAINST THIS MONSTROSITY, IT TOTALLY 3 COUNTED ME. ALL OF THOSE TIMES I PUNCHED THE REF MUST'VE GIVEN HIM BRAIN DAMAGE SO HE WASN'T ABLE TO PROCESS WHAT WAS GOING ON FAST ENOUGH! FUCK YEAH, VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!
Cheating Bastard
I was going to shoot this prick but he had a fucking bullet proof vest. Where the fuck do you even get one of those out here? At least the handjobber was able to handle him fine and save his friend.
The Big Crasher
I don't know why, but whenever I'm around this guy I seem to freeze up. I have to use my secret technique of rewinding the flowback whenever I run into him. I haven't had to reveal it to anyone yet, but should the time come I might have to use it in a real fight.
Guy with a Death Stare
File:Tatsuya Suou EPP.png
I remember this guy walking around making "vroom vroom" sounds which always fucking woke me up when trying to sleep, I've rarely even seen him with a motorcycle yet he just makes the noises himself when he walks around. He must be autistic or something. I thought he might be a pedo at first, but he seems underage and constantly talks about some older girl called "May-yah" or something, I think HE might be the one being groomed here! I haven't dealt with a female pedo before, but I'm positive I could take her out.
MOVE STEALING ASSHOLE
So I walked into this red egg thing as I was following the handjobber and his retard wrangler, and saw the guy in the red jacket fighting this asshole. He got absolutely fucking destroyed by the guy in the jacket, but suddenly the asshole steals MY job in cutscene move to kill some annoying bitch! I didn't really mind it since her constantly screeching was getting on my nerves, but what a fucking prick. And then he got sucked into some sort of weird key thing. I think the handjobber might have slipped something into my drink back in the bar.
Complex Old Fart
So after red jacket guy beat the cunt who stole my move, this complex looking guy explained that we're all going back in time or some shit, I kinda tuned out because I was thinking of good insults for the handjobber. Anyway, it looks like those bad guys Juno told me about lost, and we're going back to "Season 1", whatever the hell that means. But it looks like I have to kill Dan again, oh well. At least this time I can beat him without having to use my job in cutscene powers. I just hope handjobber doesn't forget he owes me one!

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The story of how /v/ found out about Anonymous Agony is a long one, to keep it short basically some anons in around 2012 found a kickstarter for the game, and someone leaked a earlier version which was streamed, and then memes and OC ensued. From there there's been I think 2 or 3 more kickstarters for the game, until after the steam release of the game, one of the devs did a expose on Jake Caro, the author of the game, showing that he never paid his team and spent most of the kickstarter money on drugs. The team has fallen apart and File 2 will likely never get finished.
  • Jake Caro also has a criminal record, and was arrested for Burglary, Drug Abuse, and Child Abuse, with that last one being particularly ironic.
  • Haze's father might be Agent 47 wearing a fatsuit, or before he lost weight
  • Haze was able to fight off like 5 rookie cops on his own, as a teenager
  • He may have killed his parents, who were also drug dealers and own a lot of guns
  • Ye ye (ye)

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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