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"Now you listen to me, mister. I work for a livin', and I mean real work, not writin' down gobbledegook! I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories. Oh, when I think of all my hard earned tax dollars goin' ta pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you, it just makes me wanna ... oh ... oh God ... it just ..." ― Hank, about to suffer a propanic outburst

From King of the Hill. Also RE.

A Living Propane Nightmare[edit | edit source]

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

Hank was HUNK's secret half brother. He had always looked up to HUNK, but he never measured and his brother would often call him him "mmm not badass". Yet, Hank had never seen the glory in HUNK's soldier-of-fortune approach to life; instead, he settled into becoming an elite agent of Umbrella as the leader of the Undertaker Unit, a special force where he commanded badass B.O.W.s with human-like intelligence known as Under Takers to sweep out rogue bioweapons and threats to the company, while also having a side job of selling propane to Umbrella and other buyers.

But Hank saw an opportunity in HUNK leaving: to become like his brother and prove that he is up to stop being in his shadow. And to truly become an umbrella badass, he thus became HANK.

Episode 12

TFR's fan demand for HUNK was never higher, and the executives were starting to get kinda swayed by the fanfare, so TFR directors quickly found a way to solve the situation. Quick and cheap.

As a not-quite mercenary, he fights a not-quite Kamen Rider and not-quite Ushiromiya.

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

HANK continues trying to rise to the level of his brother, even if he must receive more propain.

Episode 0

Fighs that redheaded guy, then gets taken to the past.

Episode 2

Fights a real mercenary.

Episode 4

After Chris-Chan's defeat, he along with 17 other people were transported to another world's Rokkenjima in 1986 after the use of the Focusing Stone to escape the distorted dimensions malfunctioned.

While there, HANK tried his best to act like his brother would.

Episode 8

When he heard his brother had appeared, he rushed to finally confront him, but it was too late and he already left to fight Battler.

Episode 9

As Battler re-obtained the Focusing Stone, everyone gathered in the Rokkenjima Shrine to go back home; Vorgin and Leon are quite happy after having kindled the father/son bond (or, more likely, Vorgin is happy to have someone to brag to about his dick, and Leon eagerly awaits his penis-enlargement techniques), Therapist adds another item to the list of Leon's problems, and Boomer cried in pain at leaving the past...

However, he was still sore about not being able to fight his sibling.

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Much later, after hearing of his brothers death, he would return to pay respects.

Episode 2

Fights some redhead in the army that looked like that guy that his brother had a rivalry with.

Then would later die during RUMBLE-17 when his propane exploded.

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • Despite being HUNK's brother, he's a fucking jobber.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Triple-Threat Sou Yaguruma, Peleador Ushiromiya, HANK Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Battler Ushiromiya Lose
W0 L2 -2
0 2 P
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Extreme Rules Hank Wimbleton Lose
W0 L3 -3
0 3 P
W0 L2 -2
0 2 P
KO Homer Simpson Lose
W0 L4 -4
0 3 P
W0 L3 -3
0 2 P
Game: WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2007

Stage: Moe's

Note: White Ref was there, for some reason.

Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Game: WWE SmackDown! Here comes the Pain
Full List
Lose Game: WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2007
  1. Steve Burnside
  2. Black Ref
  3. Vorgin
  4. Kirei Kotomine
  5. Sebastian LaCroix
  6. Ricardo Milos
  7. Big Show
  8. Chuck
  9. Raidou Kuzunoha
  10. Mrs. X
  11. Eric Sparrow
  12. HANK
  13. Richtofen
  14. Albert Wesker
  15. Donte
  16. Sneed
  17. Van Darkholme
  18. Doomguy
  19. Arkantos
  20. Arthur Morgan
  21. Mark Wolff
  22. CJ
  23. Aniki
  24. Agent 47
  25. Chris Benoit
  26. Tommy Wiseau
  27. Hank Wimbleton
  28. Johnny Knoxville
  29. The Undertaker
  30. Battler Ushiromiya
Lose Christmas Special
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain, WWE SmackDown Vs RAW 2007
  1. Hulk Hogan
  2. Leon S. Kennedy
  3. Nemesis
  4. Battler Ushiromiya
  5. Demi-Fiend
  6. Door-Kun
  7. Richtofen
  8. Vergil
  9. Dante
  10. Arthur Morgan
  11. Rey Misterio
  12. Manny Pardo
  13. Frank West
  14. Scout
  15. Chris Benoit
  16. Maximillion Pegasus
  17. John Cena
  18. Winnie the Pooh
  19. HANK
  20. Big Show
  21. Garcian Smith
  22. Andrei Ulmeyda
  23. Pixy
  24. Commander Shepard
  25. Homer Simpson
  26. Chris-chan
  27. Julius Little
  28. Spider-Man
  29. Reverse Flash
  30. Bane
Philip U. Butler Lose
W0 L5 -5
0 4 P
W0 L4 -4
0 3 P
Royal Rumble
S6E15.5§#The Rokkenjima Rumble - Prelude to The Golden Land
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania II
NON-CANON Brock Lesnar Lose Game: Smackdown! Here Comes The Pain!
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006
Buried Alive
Frank West Win

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • HANK's source of propane is unknown.