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Garcian Smith

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"This gun holds seven bullets. I'm a professional." ― Garcian Smith, to Benjamin Keane, who had thought he had won their game of Russian Roulette.
A character from Killer7.

The Professional[edit | edit source]

Garcian began life as Emir Parkreiner, a pawn of Japanese imperialism intended to become a powerful and indoctrinated assassin living in the United States and therefore capable of striking from behind enemy lines. The sexual advances of his own mother early on in his life left him with indelible psychological scars, leading him to kill her. He later entered Coburn Elementary School, an indoctrination and training camp where students were raised to be agents of Japanese imperialism within the United States, operating as assassins behind enemy lines. (This program continued even after the end of World War II.) However, he gradually became mentally unbalanced, and started killing off various of the institution's officials and employees. At the age of 13, Emir's madness culminated in a murderous rampage in which he killed every person on campus, including Holbert, a government detective dispatched to investigate the strange occurrences at the school, and its principal, one of the avatars of Harman Smith, whom he then locked up in the school's safe before absorbing into his being.

From here Emir gravitated towards the United States government as a backlash against his Japanese "creators" and became a professional assassin, eventually being hired to take on the increasingly dangerous "Killer7" group directed by another Harman avatar and lead by former police officer Dan Smith. Emir ambushed his fellow assassins at the Hotel Union in Philadelphia, killing each of them in turn before confronting that Harman on the top floor. Realizing the horror of all the deaths he'd caused, Emir retreated to the roof and tried to commit suicide to atone for what he'd done; this attempt failed and instead left him with dissociative personality disorder as well as amnesia. With his new identity as Garcian Smith, leader of the Killer7 assassination group, he instinctively returned to the government and worked as its loyal operative for many years, believing the government to be absolute and Harman Smith (whom he had actually absorbed into himself, and was subconsciously controlling) to be his one true master. A man named Travis Bell was the first target ever killed by the so-called Smith Syndicate; whether or not he was absorbed into the Killer7 is debatable, but he harbored no hard feelings as he proved to be a valuable source of information on all of the organization's assignments thereafter. He also acquired Iwazaru and Samantha Sitbon, both intended to be the aged and wheelchair-using Master Harman's servant and caretaker respectively, but both of whom tended to perform roles very far from these functions.

Garcian was assigned a government sponsor and controller, Christopher Mills, who routinely made contact with him by leaving a voicemail on his answering machine designed to sound like dull canvassing for the "Republic Party". The two would then rendezvous on an overpass in downtown Seattle, where Garcian made his home. The two meet many times in this fashion, often having lengthy political discussions and global observations before even talking about the mission. This may be a regular fixture or their interactions, or an effect of the increasing global militarism that has made the future of everyone person on earth very uncertain. Their interactions are all the more poignant because Garcian (and, to some extent, Mills) is directly affecting the path on which the world is going, as he is an active participant in the crisis enacted by Kun Lan and his Heaven Smile terrorist organization.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

We finally made it Garcian-bros...we are home.
When the events of the crisis culminate in Mills's assassination and subsequent replacement, Garcian, having learned too much about the conspiracy to let it go, goes rogue and begins his own investigation. Strangely, the Dimensional Merge leads him to a famous wrestling event, just the place he needed to continue his investigation.

Episode 3

Garcian and Andrei Ulmeyda team up to confront the devil assassin brothers. After defeating them, this would be the last they would meet the TFR wrestlers for another 5 years.

Episode 4

Then, they would meet the famous Paranormal Patrol duo and defeat them to become the contenders for the titles.

Episode 6

After a long wait, Killer2 finally gets to challenge the deep, dark title that Van is holding, and manage to win the titles.

Episode 8

The champions face the upcoming contenders for their titles, with the champions proving why they hold them in the first place

Episode 9

And as expected, Killer2 retains and is again victorious.

Season 4[edit | edit source]

Still being the champions, the singular assassin duo continues searching for their next target.

Episode 1

Garcian got hired to help clean up the Baker Estate and encountered Spider-Man while he was cleaning the place up, assuming that Spider-Man is a Heaven Smile.

However, revealing himself as the notorious human holocaust, the spider genocider seeked revenge and called forth his allies to dispose of this darkie, who were defeated as well by the colored assassin team.

Episode 2

Against a rival team of assassins, their skills are matches and the match ends in a draw, but Agent 47 and Max Payne become #1 contenders thanks to their show of skill.

Episode 3

However, dual baldness could not defeat the superior dual nigga.

Episode 5

However, they were challenged by the ones that were their very first opponents, and they were the ones to bring an end to their reign and took the titles.

Episode 9

Considering Kojima's prototypes as some kind of Heaven Smiles, he allied himself with Travis Touchdown and decided to step up against them.

Despite Travis' sacrifice, their dirty tactics proved too much for them.

Season 5[edit | edit source]

Killer2 infiltrates the conference trying to find more info on their original investigation, but end up in a maddened DEATH GAME run by a skeletal host.

Episode 1

As a non-candidate, Garcian is made to participate in the death rumbles. He is the 10th elimination of the second rumble, being the very last participant to be sentenced to the wild ride.

Episode 2

Still not committed to death, Garcian gets a chance to swap places with a living participant thanks to the wild ride rumble, however he loses, cementing his sentence to death.

Episode 10

Garcian returns as a doll, which makes Andrei, whose state as a living participant was dubious, react and head to the ring for a deathmatch.

Andrei loses, which prompts Garcian to shoot him as the assassin he is.

"I'm a professional."

As with the rest of La Parka's dolls, he is made to explode into gore before the final part of the death game begins.

Garcian Smith has expired.

This character died in the Death Game

Off-Season 8[edit | edit source]

A very professional negro assassin.

Episode 10

Him and his strange partner win the Undisputed Tag-Team titles.

Episode 24

After besting several opponents to retail the titles, their fall came as unexpectedly as it was bizarre and uncoordinated.

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
S3E3P2
Tag-Team

Sons of Sparda

The Killer2

Win
W1 L0 1
0 0 P
Game: WWE Smackdown vs. RAW 2006

Note: Dante was count-out'd

S3E4
Paranormal Patrol

Killer2

Win
W2 L0 2
1 0 P
Game: WWE Smackdown vs. RAW 2011

For Title: /v/ Tag-Team #1 Contenders

Note: Garcian teleported behind Leon, punched him, then ran to Fred waiting on the ringside and knocked him off, and pinned Leon

S3E6
Tornado-Tag Killer2

Champions The Gym

Win
W3 L0 3
1 0 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team
S3E8
Tag-Team
Elimination
Team Champions Maximillion Pegasus, Manny Pardo, Killer2

Team Contenders Chris Redfield, Fred Jones, The Mystery Masters

Win
W4 L0 4
3 0 P
Note: The match ended in one fall despite OP showing the rules stated elimination, the match restarted with the elimination kept in.

Note: Beat the shit out of Saihara at the end of the match for his pin of Ulmeyda to the point pinning Saihara was mercy.

Tag-Team Win
S3E9
The Mystery Masters

Champions Killer2

Win
W5 L0 5
4 0 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team
OS3E6
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
OS3E6§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006
OS3E10
OS3E10§ROYAL RUMBLE
Full List
Lose Game: WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2011
S4E1
Spider-Man Win
W6 L0 6
4 0 P
W1 L0 1
1 0 P
Stage: Haunted House

Note: Match ended suddenly and Garcian is assumed winner.

Champions Killer2

The Fourth Reich

Win
W7 L0 7
5 0 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team
S4E2
Champions Killer2

The Agents of Payne

Draw DQ: Agent 47 & Garcian were counted-out outside the ring.

Note: The Agents of Payne gain #1 Contenders position.

S4E3
Win
W8 L0 8
6 0 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team
S4E5
The Sons of Sparda

Champions Killer2

Lose
W8 L1 7
6 1 P
For Title: /v/ Tag-Team

Note: Andrei charged the power of the Yakumo into a fist.

S4E9
Killer2 & Travis Touchdown

Prototype K-03-HR, Prototype K-04-3H, Prototype K-05-BS

Lose
W8 L2 6
6 2 P
Note: Travis, Hagrirowan and Garcian were counted-out
S4E9.5
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Hulk Hogan
  2. Leon S. Kennedy
  3. Nemesis
  4. Battler Ushiromiya
  5. Demi-Fiend
  6. Door-Kun
  7. Richtofen
  8. Vergil
  9. Dante
  10. Arthur Morgan
  11. Rey Misterio
  12. Manny Pardo
  13. Frank West
  14. Scout
  15. Chris Benoit
  16. Maximillion Pegasus
  17. John Cena
  18. Winnie the Pooh
  19. HANK
  20. Big Show
  21. Garcian Smith
  22. Andrei Ulmeyda
  23. Pixy
  24. Commander Shepard
  25. Homer Simpson
  26. Chris-chan
  27. Julius Little
  28. Spider-Man
  29. Reverse Flash
  30. Bane
Lose Christmas Special
Game: WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2006, WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2011
30
  1. Leon S. Kennedy
  2. Maximillion Pegasus
  3. Louis
  4. Michael Jordan
  5. Zombie Benoit
  6. Erwin Smith
  7. Garcian Smith
  8. Undertaker's Druid
  9. Christine
  10. Max Payne
  11. Chris Redfield
  12. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  13. Manny Pardo
  14. Jonathan
  15. Johnny Klebitz
  16. Andrei Ulmeyda
  17. The Undercarder
  18. Cole MacGrath
  19. Balthios James
  20. Battler Ushiromiya
  21. Alex Mercer
  22. Yosuke
  23. Albert Wesker
  24. Goro Majima
  25. Walter
  26. Dutch Van Der Linde
  27. Edward Richtofen (Primis)
  28. Doomguy
  29. Fred Jones
  30. Arthur Morgan
Lose
S5E1
Royal Rumble
20
  1. Kevin Nash
  2. Strelok
  3. Terry Davis
  4. Pete
  5. Ricardo Milos
  6. Donald Mustard
  7. Samoa Joe
  8. Max Payne
  9. Jeff Mangum
  10. Brendan Fraser
  11. V
  12. Garcian Smith
  13. Gippo Dudee
  14. Calypso
  15. Duke Nukem
  16. Mastema
  17. Akagi Shigeru
  18. Louis
  19. Tommy Wiseau
  20. Patrick Bateman
Dead
W8 L3 5
6 3 P
Death Rumble
Elimination №10

Note: First Royal Rumble CRASHED.

S5E2
20
  1. Donald Mustard
  2. Sam Hyde
  3. Garcian Smith
  4. Old Man Henderson
  5. Pete
  6. Postal Dude
  7. Terry Davis
  8. Dr. Salvador
  9. Ricardo Milos
  10. Strelok
  11. Brad Pitt
  12. MC Ride
  13. Gippo Dudee
  14. ZUN
  15. HUNK
  16. Human Holocaust
10
  1. Max Stirner
  2. Dr. Salvador
  3. Max Payne
  4. MC Ride
  5. ZUN
  6. Human Holocaust
  7. HUNK
  8. Brendan Fraser
  9. Gippo Dudee
  10. SANS
Dead
W8 L4 4
6 3 P
Wild Ride Rumble
Elimination №5

Note: First Royal Rumble CRASHED.

S5E10
Andrei Ulmeyda Win
W9 L4 5
7 3 P
W2 L0 2
2 0 P
Deathmatch
For: Survival
S6E8
Tag-Team Haze & Eric

Killer2

Lose Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006

Note: Appear as a TV rerun.

S6EX1
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
30
  1. Angry Video Game Nerd
  2. Louis
  3. Hachijo Tohya
  4. Edward Richtofen (Primis)
  5. Hazama Masayoshi
  6. This Man
  7. Terry Davis
  8. Drake Bell
  9. Kino Punch
  10. Dan Schneider
  11. Pink Gril
  12. Agent 6 Gorillion
  13. Garcian Smith
  14. Agent 47
  15. Extra
  16. Big Knife Manju
  17. Ushiromiya Battler
  18. Phosphophyllite
  19. Travis Touchdown
  20. Ilya Kuvshinov
  21. The Prince of Persia
  22. Date Kaname
  23. Nagisa Kaworu
  24. Tony Hawk
  25. Triple H '01
  26. Majima Goro
  27. Andrew Dobson
  28. H. P. Lovecraft
  29. Kiryu Kazuma
  30. The Demon of Debt
Lose Elimination №12
OS6E8
NON-CANON
Tag-Team
Kiryu Kazuma & Majima Goro

Killer2

Lose
S0E1.1
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose Game: 2K20
OS8E2
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2011
Full List Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE 2K20
OS8E10
Tag-Team Champions The Circus

Killer2

Win
W10 L4 6
8 3 P
TFR's 3rd Anniversary
For Title: Undisputed /v/ Tag-Team
📷Gallery
OS8E18
Champions Killer2

The Sons of Sperdo

Win
W11 L4 7
8 3 P
For Title: Undisputed Tag-Team
OS8E22
Tag-Team
Elimination
Gregory Edgeworth (black) & Narushima Koga

Killer2

Win
W12 L4 8
9 3 P
OS8E24
Tag-Team The Extra-ction

Killer2

Lose
W12 L5 7
9 3 P
Iconic Match
Badass in the Ringpost

For Title: Undisputed Tag-Team
OS8E31
NON-CANON
Tag-Team
Elimination
Team WolfpackWolfcuck, RikishiAss.jpg, Darren Young, Kevin Nash

Team KWABDaniel Bryan, Garcian Smith & Andrei Ulmeyda (Killer2), Shankism

Lose 『Summer of 92's 30th Anniversary』
NON-CANON
Royal Rumble
Full List Lose
OS8E36
NON-CANON
Ladder
Kaidou Shun, Garcian Smith, Jayden, Geralt of Rivia, Donte, Kuzunoha Baldou, Francis York Morgan, Â***Â** Ó**ÁÑ*S**Å** Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Ladder Arc
→Semifinals
NON-CANON
First-Blood
Elimination
Sinbad, Agent 47, Rean Schwarzer, Bevi, Morbius, Garcian Smith, Big Boss Man, Zoomer Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Blood Arc
→Semifinals

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Was one of the most requested characters ever since season 1
  • He continues the proud tradition of all TFR champions being a bunch of nutcases

Gallery[edit | edit source]

📷Gallery