Edward Richtofen (Primis)

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"I see Kirigiri in the audience! I can't lose tonight!" ― Richtofen, as he cucks OP out of his waifu

A German scientist in the Call of Duty Zombies storyline, for some reason (probably timeline fuckery) he has somehow made it into the world of TFR. In fact, it seems that both Richtofens from both timelines have somehow turned up. Notably, they spend most of their time making people SEETHE (usually OP) by cucking them of their waifus.

The Man Who Walks The Dimensions[edit | edit source]

There are two major timelines in COD Zombies from which all subsequent "fractures" (timelines) and dimensions deviate from: Primis and Ultimis. There is a constant: Edward Richtofen is a member of Group 935, a research group dedicated to analysis and distribution of Element 115, which are space rocks sent by ayy lmaos called Apothicons to destroy universes.

Ultimis Richtofen uses the magic rocks for his own gain, hijacks a loli'sbody to control zombies, rules the world for a few decades, gets punted into a zombie's body, gets used by Primis Richtofen, and dies with the universe. But then comes back, because time travel.

Primis Richtofen goes on a magical journey across dimensions and fractures to collect souls and stop the ayys from destroying all creation. Some of him die, some of him live, and the fate of the CODZ multiverse remains unknown. He was the nicest one.

Both Richtofens arrive in The Final Resistance, where Ultimis bonds with a purple-haired gal and dies at the hands of Mundus. Primis arrives later, along with another Kirigiri, and survives the Bog invasion. Now, perhaps, The Final Rumble will progress his quest. For all he does, he does to secure a better tomorrow.

TFR/Off-Season 1: XCOM[edit | edit source]

Seen in the XCOM 2 "The Final Resistance" storyline, one Richtofen appeared early on, and established himself as a grade A jobber, missing nearly every shot and dabbing on the mission photo in his debut mission. What cemented him in history is his apparent love of what turned out to be OP's waifu: Kyoko Kirigiri.

Soon after, this Richtofen (alongside Raiden, Kirigiri, Majima, and Sminem) died in a black site raid.

Unexpectedly (and much to OP's anger), later on ANOTHER Richtofen turned up, and this time focused on the waifu picked to be brought in by chat because "we need more waifus in XCOM": Aigis (among others brought in).

TFR/Season 2[edit | edit source]

Somehow and for some reason, Richtofen arrives to this world. For what purpose the doctor comes? That is unknown for now.

Episode 1

Primis Richtofen has brought himself to the ring, introducing himself by taking out Brendan Fraser backstage to bring himself into the Elimination Chamber.

Episode 2

Later on there was a match between him and Dr. Piccolo to determine who was the better doctor, as it turns out Richtofen must've been behind on his medication, as Doc provided him the daily dose.

Episode 3[edit | edit source]

Richtofen with his wife Kyoko, with OP watching in the background.

During the qualifiers for the /v/ Championship Belt, Richtofen introduced a mysterious woman to the stage, whom he seems to have arrived to this world with, apparently to make his sudden appearance seem less strange (to the opposite result). In the ring-side, she gave him the power and support he needed in order to defeat the Chosen Hunter, despite Hunter having the power of incel rage from seeing a woman with another man.

Episode 4[edit | edit source]

During the Royal Rumble, Richtofen got eliminated basically instantly, it's theorized he entered just to photobomb the match (and make OP rage), and go out so he can head home just in time to [REDACTED].

Episode 5

As it turns out, the mysterious hooded woman was not a certain detective, but in fact, an unknown entity that Richtofen had brought along for reasons unknown (possibly amping up the Key) inhabiting her body, with the soul safely stashed away in the Summoning Key, and that something will happen once the entity is sent back. So for the last few weeks Richtofen has been "kept company" by a teen's corpse, with a child's soul in it. What a chad.

Episode 6

While walking backstage (wearing a bulletproof vest for some reason) Adachi demanded Kirigiri, or else Richtofen would "face the gamer's fury".

Episode 7[edit | edit source]

At first, dismissive of the claim, the Doctor brought Adachi to the ring to fuck him up and return to his corpse with child's soul fucking mission. Unfortunately, turns out the bringing of the "Mysterious Entity" took out more of Richtofen's powers than he had previously thought, and thus was knocked out by Adachi. (chat detectives believe that only within the vicinity of each other can both Richtofen and Kirigiri act, seeing as the only win Richtofen had was when Kirigiri showed up.)

Episode 8

After the Mysterious Woman has a match against a strange juden-looking girl, Adachi shows up to make truth to his word and violently taught that "bitch and whore" who she should be loyal to, before sending her to the TV.

Episode 8.5

After a title bout for the King of Jobbers, Richtofen retreated to his laboratory, to mull over the pages of Kronorium and to get back one particular entity. After exchanging unpleasantries with Maxis, who got TV'd by Adachi, her and Kirigiri are revealed to still be (relatively) alive and (relatively) well in the Summoning Key (the same can't be said for the body though). Yet suddenly, the pages of the Kronorium change. The wrestlers were too slow, the borderline event is approaching. The distortion was inevitable. Each and every universes could be put in jeopardy... But, Richtofen's plan is still in motion. Everything is according to plan.

Episode 11

By putting on his gameface, Richtofen revealed that Mr. America and Robert have been removed from existence and trapped in a loop and nobody had noticed, a man from another reality and The Bogs had really fought and nobody had acted like it was wrong, all of that which wasn't supposed to happen yet no one batted an eye. Checking the Kronorium, the Doctor got some terrible news: Someone had visited the Temple of Shangri La and took the Focusing Stone from there. What a terrible night for these revelations.

Episode 12

After a quick photobombing in the Royal Rumble, Richtofen returned back to his book. Perhaps, with its power, he had seen all the fights against Todd and his minions, and had even peered into the TV World, to see Nero and Adachi laying their differences aside. But he cares not for that.

His plan still stands, although losing the host body wasn't part of it, her part is still done and all that's left is her return at the opportune time. The Doctor decided to read ahead, to see what the future brings after the distortion.

"Law and Chaos"? "Knee Deep in the Locker Room"? "The Great Seal und the Gods Rejected"? "The Battler Dilemma"? "Half-Life 3 still isn't released"? Everything felt boring and inconsequential to the future, at least at the time. Until he had seen a photo of a certain man, holding the Focusing Stone in his hand. Under it, there was one simple message.

"Don't call anybody"

TFR/Season 3[edit | edit source]

Richtofen culturing on the art of waifu Yoink!ing and eating some cookies, while Walter (SMT) and Alice (SMT) chaotically love each other in the background, and the other Richtofen watches from afar.

The doctor continues his strange schemes, for he must do what must be done to save the world. What world, thought... there's no way to know.

Episode 1

After the strange things happening, The Doc, who is well versed in these things, stepped up to explain to the rest of the cast the anomalies that are happening: Howard, who had consumed the demon tree's fruit, gained power beyond his own control and comprehension (well, not the doctor's comprehension, for he knew whence the power itself was rooted from), which caused the strange phenomenons seen previously, and when the "dämonenbrüde" defeated und cut him, the grand amount of power released started to go through reality's "system" until building up to a short circuit concentrated on TFR. In short, it is not time travelling, but rather time travelling to THEM as the different dimensions of past, present and future fold like an origami...

As he calculates, once the night reaches the point they originally got zapped here, their dimensional-time position will shift and they will be zapped away to a different time-place. At the same time, the doc assures that his masterplan is still in motion and that it will solve all this, but can't share anything about it, and that he's almost certain only their reality has been affected.

Episode 2

Checking up on the Kronorium for information of the man holding the stone...

...Christian Weston Chandler, once named Christoper Weston Chandler...

...und now known as Christine Weston Chandler... Not to be confused with Ian Brandon Anderson...

...who is the name of the impostor, except it IS Chris under the guise 'I Be Chandler'...

Deeming the introduction too brain-melting and deeming the rest of his IQ points too critical to lose, he skips ahead to the "CWCVille Origins" section, and begins reading

Chapter one: The Stone Age. During the Stone Age...

But, the rest of the pages, along with all the other pages, turn out to be completely blank. Forgoing to even consider why, Richtofen deems it necessary to just go blind.

Episode 3

As the timelines shifted, Richtofen gathers everyone to share important information about their current spatial-tempo standing; Christian Weston Chandler is among them... but he cannot be defeated, for he is not currently holding the stone as of yet. Instead, someone must gauge his strength.

Ignoring Jones comment about him 'sucking', Ushiromiya Battler becomes annoyed at the perception that the stone CWC wields is purely "magic", and capitalizing on this, Richtofen had goaded him on to fight Chris-Chan in to "rate his power to disprove magic". Thus begins ze Battler Dilemma...

Episode 4

Due to the erratic crashing and crossing of timelines, the less-friendly, more-fascist, and differently insane version of Richtofen showed up. Being the literal antithesis of one another, the only option was to engage in battle against one another... where Ultimis higher combat experience got the better of the sane-r doctor.

In due time, Battler got baited into battling Chris-Chan's true form, to take the Focusing Stone and prove that it isn't magic. What came after that...

When Chris-Chan proved victorious, Richtofen shot him in the head, killing her like he once killed himself. Turns out, that he could do it from the start, but wanted to watch the show.

With the stone secure, the doctor beckoned Battler to follow him into the locker room, where everyone was.

Richtofen had been waiting in the locker room for Battler to arrive and activate the stone, to return the timeline back where it was. Chris barely could wait, Dutch was annoyed at having nothing to steal, and Pegasus cried about Erwin, and at last Battler set things right. Once back, Spider-Man rejoiced at his returned Aryan-ness, Big Smoke called him a fool, and Donte was about to praise his schong's chrono-expanded length... but Vorgin was nowhere to be seen. In fact not even the user, Battler, was.

Yoinking the stone away from Fred who approached to pick it up, Richtofen apologized to his once-friend as he calculated that due to a slight misfire of the stone, 18 people had suffered the effect of remaining trapped in the crossings of time and space... but, that wasn't his problem anymore, as with that, his work in TFR was done, and he had a multiverse to set right. And then he zapped himself away, leaving TFR as a whole, being just a passer-by to another universe.

Episode 8

Interestingly, HUNK appeared later on the strange Rokkenjima with the stone in his hand. Does that mean he tracked Richtofen while still trapped across time/space and btfo him for it?

TFR/Season 4[edit | edit source]

The dimensional fairy doctor is not seen again since his voluntary disappearance. He could be fixing universes or dead at the hands of a mercenary, but nobody truly knows.

TFR/Season 5[edit | edit source]

The Doctor, thought to be somewhere else solving the universe, makes a surprising reappearance...

Episode 8

Apparently, instantly following the events at the end of Season 3 where Ushiromiya Battler was defeated by Agent 47, he infiltrated SC to try and recover The Focusing Stone. However, a multitude of events conclude with a parasite embedded in the stone latching onto him and transmuting his body and personality into Tommy Wiseau. After Mr. X bites part of the parasite and it ceases its effect, he then uses the stone to try and end the Death Game, Richtofen still unconscious.

Episode 10[edit | edit source]

However, La Parka ends this little rebellion by obliterating the tyrant, and shortly after Richtofen wakes up as Kiryu Kazuma and Majima Goro are carrying him away somewhere.

Richtofen is then tasked with participating in a Death Match against Tommy Wiseau's "offspring", Ryu Hayabusa.

He is defeated by the ninja, and is sentenced to execution.


Without mein help, mein knowledge, you are DOOMED!

There are far greater evils beyond zis death game!




Edward Richtofen (Primis) has expired.

This character died in the Death Game

TFR/Season 6[edit | edit source]

Ryu Hayabusa used the power of the Summoning Key that Richtofen's body was carrying to, much like the parasite before it, fuse with it into God-Emperor II.

TFR/Off-Season 8[edit | edit source]

The doctor is finally back...

Episode 31

Participates in the Beat The Clock challenge and is the winner of the slowest match. Since he won his match, he gets to compete for the King of Jobbers championship against the other winners.

The Extinct Light[edit | edit source]

...but something is slightly off about him, and he decides to join Amakusa Elite Wrestling as Teddy Maxis.

Episode 1

Participates in the AEW World Title Championship.

Episode 2

He freakin' loves science.

Helps fellow mistreated future star John Witcher with the power of math:

[Background from "the fed" suffers a few modifications] "fed" self - "idiotic gimmick" + "new cool moves" = "new self" [more likeable and bigger chemical bond w/ fans], "backstage politics" = 0, "angles" = 1080, "new self" ^ "angle" = "new self" ^8 = serotonin+dopamine+oxytocin+endorphins, "the fed"("wrestler" × "brass ring") = 0.000001(...); "AEW"("wrestler × "brass ring") = !1 [proven by scientific studies and professional fact checkers]

Episode 3

Despite being at the opposite sides of a certain phenomenon, Majima and Teddy have managed to overcome their differences and team up.

They proved mighty enough to survive the extraction kick par-tay, winning the Title Eliminator match for a shot at defeating the U.S.S. again for the titles.

Episode 5[edit | edit source]

And after handling the USS their third consecutive loss, they become the AEW champions, truly N.T.R. is an emblem of the company.

TFR/Off-Season 9: Rokkenjimania V[edit | edit source]

Sandro sure knows how to put an inspiring speech... but is it true? It's time to check the facts! Fact-checking is more important than ever to disprove falsehoods anyone can publish.

Truth is often subjective and depends upon each individual's experiences and beliefs.

Very funny, Google. Who knew one of the most powerful companies couldn't solve such a simple problem? Let's see if The Fed's Creative Head is indeed accurate to science and reality! "Wrestlers here make enough money to have a comfortable living in Coolsville, and cover whatever expenses related to work they might have, such as travel and medical issues..."

Wrestler salaries range from $200000-$4500000 per year.

It's true! Quite the difference but still!

Would you like to know how your earnings compare? Take our survey!

Wait, why are they asking me if I'm a woman or a man? That's pretty transphobic of you Google. But disregarding that, what abut The Fed's other lies? "[the show] is better than AEW's, and the ratings prove it", well, those ratings are fake anyway, but... Oh! There it is! An article explaining why AEW's numbers are actually higher despite having lower viewership!

The Mighty Fed defeated! AEW wins!

Hahahah, 9GAG really does have good memes sometimes, but there you go! Fact-checked!

TFR/Season 8[edit | edit source]

Since he loves science so much, he pointed Okabe Rintarou in the direction of the "Methe Lab", where two exceptional 'scientists' will surely welcome him!

Episode 2

Defeats some kids Nero presented as "the future" or something.

Episode 5

NTR would at last meet it's championship reign's end after failing to understand the complexness of pokemon.

Episode 6

During AEW Rampage, Maxis and Majima regained the belts.

Nahobino and Yamada had a Title Eliminator match against them, but it drawed out...

Episode 7

Participates in the AEW Singles Championship Tournament and advances to the next half.

Episode 8

Maxis advances to the finals after counting out Terry Hintz, and faces his final opponent Alucard, preparing to start the match with a bang... but he's blocked and gets pinned in a single move.

...and then AEW MALES retained the contendership and NTR lost the titles again to AEW's most prominent prettyboys.

Episode 9.1

Amakusa can't believe both how great it is to be here tonight at AEW and that they are are throwing him a birthday party, could never see it coming! Chaud, Burnside, Maxis, J.Witcher, all sing happy birthday to Juuza. He TRULY can't believe all his friends here at All Friends Wrestling are acknowledging it... Nero even brought cake with all his... favorite ingredients, which Juuza can't wait to sniff later. But first and foremost they're here to make friends and put on BANGERS (despite the hard-cam side), and more importantly fighting against the smear campaign! Kaidou gets right down to it, tweeting "This company is the reason I rose back up after what I thought would be the end of my career #ThankYouAEW", so Amakuza gives him 2000 bonus dollars. Maxis jumps in after hearing the number to tell all his friends "how this is a great work environment #ThankYouAEW", then ZOOM sends that the company is the only place "BIPOC and LGBQTITITJGJIAGJKSEJG+ folx can feel welcomed and safe in #ThankYouAEW", and of course Rakesh gets to post about his fellow indians with how "nowhere else could a good sir watch his favourite lets players while waiting for his next BANGER backstage #ThankYouAEW". Amakusa himself says there's "Lots of bonuses to hands out tonight haha thank you for #StandingUpForAEW", thanking the SOUL and HEART of the business for running out the toxicity. HUNK himself says "Mmmmmm... Contract bonuses? Badd ass. Just like AEW #ThankYouAEW.", then immediately asks Juuza for his money and calls him a mark, who replies he'll add it to his account later. Before starting the show, Amakusa says that of course he's not afraid to surpass Donte vs. Vorgin... because every match in the card will be better since they're so DAMN good, LET'S FUCKING GO!

Feats[edit | edit source]

  • In an unofficial match, Richtofen defeated OP, causing him to seethe for 10 straight minutes
    • OP's status: 100% S E T H I G

Match History[edit | edit source]

Date Type Vs Result Records Singles Details
Elimination Chamber Nero #1, Goro Majima #5, Fred Jones #2, Albert Wesker #6, Richtofen #3, Commissioner Gordon #4 Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Iconic Match
Cucked Elimination Chamber
For Title: /v/ #1 Contender

Note: Replacing Brendan Fraser.

Dr Piccolo Lose
W0 L2 -2
0 2 P
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Chosen Hunter Win
W1 L2 -1
1 2 P
W1 L1 0
1 1 P
Support: his wife Kirigiri cheering him.
For: MITB Qualifier
MITB Serge, Armstrong, Battler Ushiromiya, Richtofen, Ruber, Agent 47, Steve, Bane Lose
W1 L3 -2
1 2 P
Royal Rumble
S2E4§#/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
Full List
W1 L4 -3
1 2 P
Iconic Match
/v/ Championship: Rumble of /v/
For Title: /v/
Royal Rumble
S2E6§#BONUS: Not-so Big Headed Royal Rumble
Full List
Tohru Adachi Lose
W1 L5 -4
1 3 P
W1 L2 -1
1 2 P
Elimination Chamber Arthur Morgan, Kirei Kotomine, Richtofen, Adam Jensen, Champion V, Mastema Lose
W1 L6 -5
1 5 P
For Title: King of Jobbers
Royal Rumble
Full List
W1 L7 -6
1 5 P
For Title: /v/ #1#2 Contender
Dutch van der Linde Lose
W1 L8 -7
1 6 P
W1 L3 -2
1 3 P
Note: Screen had a monochrome effect
Battler Ushiromiya, Balthios James, Dracula, Richtofen Lose
W1 L9 -8
3 7 P
For Title: /v/ #3 Contender
Time Limit
Hank Wimbleton, Ico, Johnny Knoxville, Battler Ushiromiya, Undercarder, Richtofen NC Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006.

Stage: Times Square Note: Only Ico and Hank were actually fighting, Battler was building up speed in a corner and the rest were rolling around in gay baby jail corner.

Hank, Ico, Johnny Knoxville, Battler Ushiromiya, The Undercarder, Richtofen Lose Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006.

Stage: Storage

Note: Undertaker was the only one to pin.

Edward Richtofen (Ultimis) Lose
W1 L10 -9
3 8 P
W1 L4 -3
1 4 P
Game: WWE Smackdown vs. RAW 2011


Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
Full List
Lose Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006
Full List
Lose Game: WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2011
Royal Rumble
  1. Steve Burnside
  2. Black Ref
  3. Vorgin
  4. Kirei Kotomine
  5. Sebastian LaCroix
  6. Ricardo Milos
  7. Big Show
  8. Chuck
  9. Raidou Kuzunoha
  10. Mrs. X
  11. Eric Sparrow
  12. HANK
  13. Richtofen
  14. Albert Wesker
  15. Donte
  16. Sneed
  17. Van Darkholme
  18. Doomguy
  19. Arkantos
  20. Arthur Morgan
  21. Mark Wolff
  22. CJ
  23. Aniki
  24. Agent 47
  25. Chris Benoit
  26. Tommy Wiseau
  27. Hank Wimbleton
  28. Johnny Knoxville
  29. The Undertaker
  30. Battler Ushiromiya
Lose Christmas Special
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain, WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006, WWE SmackDown Vs RAW 2011, WWE No Mercy

Note: Crashed

  1. Hulk Hogan
  2. Leon S. Kennedy
  3. Nemesis
  4. Battler Ushiromiya
  5. Demi-Fiend
  6. Door-Kun
  7. Richtofen
  8. Vergil
  9. Dante
  10. Arthur Morgan
  11. Rey Misterio
  12. Manny Pardo
  13. Frank West
  14. Scout
  15. Chris Benoit
  16. Maximillion Pegasus
  17. John Cena
  18. Winnie the Pooh
  19. HANK
  20. Big Show
  21. Garcian Smith
  22. Andrei Ulmeyda
  23. Pixy
  24. Commander Shepard
  25. Homer Simpson
  26. Chris-chan
  27. Julius Little
  28. Spider-Man
  29. Reverse Flash
  30. Bane
  1. Leon S. Kennedy
  2. Maximillion Pegasus
  3. Louis
  4. Michael Jordan
  5. Zombie Benoit
  6. Erwin Smith
  7. Garcian Smith
  8. Undertaker's Druid
  9. Christine
  10. Max Payne
  11. Chris Redfield
  12. Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)
  13. Manny Pardo
  14. Jonathan
  15. Johnny Klebitz
  16. Andrei Ulmeyda
  17. The Undercarder
  18. Cole MacGrath
  19. Balthios James
  20. Battler Ushiromiya
  21. Alex Mercer
  22. Yosuke
  23. Albert Wesker
  24. Goro Majima
  25. Walter
  26. Dutch Van Der Linde
  27. Edward Richtofen (Primis)
  28. Doomguy
  29. Fred Jones
  30. Arthur Morgan
  1. Gordon Freeman
  2. Richtofen
  3. Dracula
  4. Battler Ushiromiya
  5. Leon S. Kennedy
  6. Manny Pardo
  7. Ho
Ryu Hayabusa Lose
W1 L11 -10
3 9 P
W1 L5 -4
1 5 P
For: Survival
Falls Count Anywhere
Johnny Knoxville, Edward Richtofen, Duke Nukem, Jeff Mangum, Spigot, Senator Armstrong, Kiryu Kazuma, Cole Quinn Lose Game: WWE 2K20
No Holds Barred
Ushiromiya Battler Win
Royal Rumble
  1. Angry Video Game Nerd
  2. Louis
  3. Hachijo Tohya
  4. Edward Richtofen (Primis)
  5. Hazama Masayoshi
  6. This Man
  7. Terry Davis
  8. Drake Bell
  9. Kino Punch
  10. Dan Schneider
  11. Pink Gril
  12. Agent 6 Gorillion
  13. Garcian Smith
  14. Agent 47
  15. Extra
  16. Big Knife Manju
  17. Ushiromiya Battler
  18. Phosphophyllite
  19. Travis Touchdown
  20. Ilya Kuvshinov
  21. The Prince of Persia
  22. Date Kaname
  23. Nagisa Kaworu
  24. Tony Hawk
  25. Triple H '01
  26. Majima Goro
  27. Andrew Dobson
  28. H. P. Lovecraft
  29. Kiryu Kazuma
  30. The Demon of Debt
Lose Elimination #5
No Holds Barred
Black Ref, Edward Richtofen, Johnny Knoxville, Tommy Wiseau Lose TFR's 2nd Anniversary
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
NON-CANON Chosen Hunter Lose
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE Smackdown! Here comes the Pain
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE SmackDown! vs. RAW 2006
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2011
Full List
Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Past Rumble Arc
Game: WWF No Mercy
Cont. Tournament
Scooby Lose Rokkenjimania III』– Rokkenjima Restoration Arc
No More Vidya

Ja/ck/ & Edward Richtofen

Lose TFR's 3rd Anniversary
For Title: Undisputed /v/ Tag-Team
Elimination Chamber
  1. #3 Richtofen
  2. #4 Haze Stratos
  3. #6 Kaidou Shun
  4. #5 Jacopo Bearzatti
  5. #1 Adol Christin
  6. #2 Maebara Keiichi
W1 L12 -11
3 10 P
W1 L6 -5
1 6 P
『April Fools』
Game: WWE 2k22

For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender

Robert, Richtofen, Francis York Morgan, Dante, Komaeda Nagito, George Jackman, Apollo Justice, Arkantos Lose
W1 L13 -12
3 10 P
Iconic Match
Blood, Chaos & Justice
For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender Note: Arkantos sawdusts himself after throwing himself out of the ring. Tofen finds it amusing.
Royal Rumble
Full List
Lose Note: ×2 speed match
Royal Rumble
Full List
W1 L14 -13
3 10 P
For Title: /v/ World #2 Contender
Full List
W1 L15 -14
3 10 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
NON-CANON Kotomine Kirei Win
Beat The Clock Bevi Win
W2 L15 -13
4 10 P
W2 L6 -4
2 6 P
『Summer of 92's 30th Anniversary』
Time: 03:50 → Last!
Elimination Chamber
  1. #3 Third Carlos
  2. #6 Bevi
  3. #4 Vorgin
  4. #5 Maximillion Pegasus
  5. #1 Zoomer
  6. #2 Edward Richtofen (Primis)
W2 L16 -14
4 10 P
『Summer of 92's 30th Anniversary』
For Title: Literal Jobber #1 Contender
Royal Rumble
Full List
W2 L17 -15
4 10 P
For Title: /v/ World #1 Contender
Extreme Rules
Weapon Restrict: Chairs
Edward Richtofen, Kaidou Shun, Johnny Gat Win Rokkenjimania IV』– Chair Arc
Dante, Beheaded Kamikaze, Edward Richtofen Lose Rokkenjimania IV』– Chair Arc
Royal Rumble
Full List
Iconic Match
Stage: North Pole
NON-CANON Majima Goro Lose
W2 L18 -16
4 11 P
W2 L7 -5
2 7 P
「AEW World Title Tournament」

As: Teddy Maxis

Supporting John Witcher
「AEW World Title Tournament」

As: Teddy Maxis

Scaffold Ladder Teddy Maxis, John Witcher, Kaidou Shun, Todoroki Shoto, Raiden, Raziel, Steve Burnside, Ay'im Ge Lose
W2 L19 -17
4 11 P
『AEW Dark』
For Title: AEW All Arctic Circle

As: Teddy Maxis

Title Elimination
Champions The U.S.S.

Notorious Talent Rising

W3 L19 -16
5 11 P
As: Teddy Maxis

For Titles: AEW Tag-Team #1 Contenders

Tag-Team Notorious Talent Rising + John Witcher

The U.S.S. + Captain Soap

W4 L19 -15
6 11 P
As: Teddy Maxis
Tornado-Tag Notorious Talent Rising

Champions The U.S.S.

W5 L19 -14
7 11 P
As: Teddy Maxis

For Title: AEW Tag-Team

Champions Notorious Talent Rising

Fear & Terror

W6 L19 -13
8 11 P
Scaffold Ladder
Zag "5'0" Reus, Teddy Maxis, Majima Goro, John Witcher, Yung Bussin Lose Rokkenjimania V』– WrestleDream Arc
Stage: AEW

As: Teddy Maxis

For: Science Case

Ooishi Kuraudo, Dante, Roger Retinz, Teddy Maxis, Andrew Dobson, Zagreus Win Rokkenjimania V』– Schizophrenia Arc
As: Teddy Maxis
Extreme Rules
The King Donte, Agent 47, White Glint, Teddy Maxis Win
Iconic Match
King of Chairs: Gone Mental
Rokkenjimania V』– Schizophrenia Arc
As: Teddy Maxis

For: King of Chairs Title

Scaffold Ladder Ushiromiya Battler, Zag "5'0" Reus,Travis Fuckhead, Peppino, Teddy Maxis, Joe Merrick, Adrian Buck Nickolas Mann Lose
W6 L20 -14
8 11 P
『Christmas Miracle Special』
As: Teddy Maxis
Elimination Chamber Rance #3, HUNK #6, Teddy Maxis #5, Arisato Minato #4, Kaidou Shun #1, Champion Travis Fuckhead #2 Lose
W6 L21 -15
8 12 P
As: Teddy Maxis

For Title: AEW World

Triple-Threat Teddy Maxis, Rance, "Alucard" Lose
W6 L22 -16
8 13 P
As: Teddy Maxis For Title: All Artic-Circle #1 Contender
Tag-Team The Elite Enigmas

Notorious Talent Rising

W7 L22 -15
8 13 P
Bridge Royale Captain Soap, Teddy Maxis, Majima Goro, Joe Merrick, Peppino Lose
W7 L23 -16
8 13 P
Stage: Bridge Ring
Tag-Team Notorious Talent Rising(Champions)

Joe Merrick & Tim

W7 L24 -17
8 14 P
For Title: AEW Tag-Team
Notorious Talent Rising(Champions)


W7 L24 -16
8 14 P
For Titles: AEW Tag-Team #1 Contenders
Nahobino Win
W8 L24 -15
9 14 P
W3 L7 -4
3 7 P
「AEW Singles Championship Tournament」
Terry Hintz Win
W9 L24 -14
9 14 P
W4 L7 -3
3 7 P
「AEW Singles Championship Tournament」

Note: Count-out

"Alucard" Lose
W9 L25 -15
9 15 P
W4 L8 -4
3 8 P
Iconic Match
AEW Singles Championship: Emptiness Metamorphose
「AEW Singles Championship Tournament」

For Title: AEW Singles

Note: ONE MOVE MATCH, even when Maxis grabbed the rope


Notorious Talent Rising(Champions)

W9 L26 -16
9 15 P
For Title: AEW Tag-Team

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Despite his prowess in killing undead hordes and dealing with universe-scale problems, an almost absolute jobber in the matters of wrestling. Is him being exempt from the Laws of Wrestling the reason?
  • Uses the constant state of SETHIG OP to power his DG-4.

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