Edelgard von Hresvelg

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"Dimitri, you're right about one thing. I do need capital. And Crests. Wanna know why? I have a dream. That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around! Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick professors and chicken-shit noble lords. Fuck this 24/7 Abyssal spew of trivia and war hero bullshit. Fuck "Fódlanian pride". Fuck the Church! Fuck all of it! Fódlan is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Fódlan will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make Fódlan GREAT AGAIN!" ― Edeltard

Absolute brainlet with a thirst for absolute power (and Byleth), conducted an invasion of Fodlan because she's a reddit atheist who trusts the molepeople who did the thing she got mad at the church about.

The Mad Empress[edit | edit source]

After the namefag Miller won the namefag tourney, him opening the briefcase containing the dicksucker unleashed its power and revived Edeltard. Who promptly stole it and is now using its power to try and restore The Adrestian Empire.

Date Type Vs Result Records Details
[S1E10] Dimitri Blaiddyd Lose
W0 L1 -1
0 1 P
Note: As Demonic Beast Edelgard
[S1E11] NON-CANON Nyron, Edelgard, El Loco Bandito, Dr. Coomer Lose Note: As Demonic Beast Edelgard
[S1E12] Lose
W0 L2 -2
2 3 P
[S1Ex] NON-CANON

Handicap

Manager VS Edelgard & Spigot Win